Baldur's Gate 3 - Noobus Humanus

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    I made my wife play Baldur's Gate 3. She didn’t have any of it spoiled for her before I sat her down, stuck a controller in her hands and asked her to give it a go. It went surprisingly.
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    TIMESTAMPS
    0:00:00 - Introduction and Rules
    0:02:40 - Chapter 1: Meet Snow Black
    0:17:50 - Chapter 2: Ray of Sunshine
    0:28:58 - Chapter 3: Ginger Hitler and the Horny Boar
    0:53:01 - Chapter 4: The Great Reset
    01:09:23 - Chapter 5: Operation Halsin
    01:20:32 - Chapter 6: Glitches and Goblins
    I MADE MY WIFE PLAY OUTER WILDS
    • Outer Wilds - Noobus H...
    I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY HADES
    • Hades - Noobus Humanus
    I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY RESIDENT EVIL
    • Resident Evil | Noobus...
    I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY HOLLOW KNIGHT
    • Hollow Knight | Noobus...
    I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY APEX LEGENDS
    • Apex Legends | Noobus ...
    I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY ELDEN RING
    • Elden Ring | Noobus Hu...
    FOOTAGE/REFERENCES
    1) Gameplay Hotspot - Fastest Way to Kill Dror Ragzlin: • Baldur's Gate 3 - fas...
    2) Gamerpillar - How to Kill Priestess Gut Easily Without Fighting: • How to Kill Priestess ...
    MUSIC (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE)
    Introduction
    1) Piano Miguel - Baba O'Reilly (Instrumental Cover): • The Who - Baba O'Riley...
    Chapter 1
    1) Baldur's Gate 3 OST - Bard Dance
    2) Guitar Logic - Some Day My Prince Will Come (Cover): • Someday My Prince Will...
    3) Baldur's Gate 3 OST - Weeping Dawn (City Version)
    4) Final Fantasy XVI OST - Battle Theme
    5) Final Fantasy XVI OST - The Hideaway
    6) Final Fantasy VI OST - Battle Theme
    7) Guesthouse - Got It Like That
    Chapter 2
    1) Final Fantasy XVI OST - Our Terms
    2) Final Fantasy VII OST - Let the Battles Begin
    3) Final Fantasy VIII OST - Battle Theme
    4) Final Fantasy XIV OST - Dance of the Fireflies
    Chapter 3
    1) Final Fantasy XVI OST - Good Bones
    2) Final Fantasy XIV OST - Idyllshire Homestead
    3) Final Fantasy IX OST - Battle Theme
    4) Final Fantasy XIV OST - Nobility Obliges
    5) Final Fantasy Tactics Advance OST - Prison
    6) Baldur's Gate 3 OST - Endless Spring
    7) Guesthouse - Get Wild
    Chapter 4
    1) Peter Lynch Music - Teddy Bears' Picnic for Flute Choir: • "The Teddy Bears' Picn...
    2) Final Fantasy 1 OST - Battle Theme
    3) Final Fantasy XVI - The Founders Footsteps
    4) Final Fantasy XIII - Battle Theme
    5) Henry Hall and His Orchestra - The Teddy Bears Picnic (1932)
    6) Bad Manners - Teddy Bears Picnic
    7) Final Fantasy XIV OST - Sultana Dreaming
    Chapter 5
    1) Jok Lok - Your Turn To Roll (Instrumental Acoustic Cover): • Your Turn to Roll (ins...
    2) Runescape OST - Goblin Game
    3) Final Fantasy XV - Stand Your Ground
    4) Gypsy Jazz - Everybody Wants to Be a Cat (Hot Club Du Nax): • GYPSY JAZZ - EVERYBODY...
    5) Guesthouse - Just the Way You Like It
    Chapter 6
    1) Final Fantasy XV OST - Lestallum Outskirts Theme
    2) Final Fantasy IV DS OST - Battle Theme
    3) Guesthouse - Anything You Want (No Lead Vocals)
    4) Guesthouse - Turn It Up
    5) Baldur's Gate 3 OST - Down By The River (Instrumental)
    6) Final Fantasy VII Rebirth - Battle Theme
    7) Baldur's Gate 3 OST - The Power (Orchestral)
    Outro
    Guesthouse - Lose Control
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Komentáře • 840

  • @MontyZander
    @MontyZander  Před 2 měsíci +311

    To nobody’s surprise, Square Enix have copyright-struck this video so if the ads seem screwy I promise it’s not my fault

    • @munchaking1896
      @munchaking1896 Před 2 měsíci +10

      You could take the copy writed music out?

    • @savage069
      @savage069 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Excellent basis for a divorce claim for your wife.

    • @Brit-One
      @Brit-One Před 2 měsíci +12

      I want act 2 I wanna SEQUEL!

    • @silvernode
      @silvernode Před 2 měsíci +10

      Just use the Heartbound OST in your videos. The developer "Pirate Software" said as long as you have content alongside the music, you will not get DMCA takedowns.

    • @lolimmune
      @lolimmune Před 2 měsíci +3

      Square Enix has been pretty shitty about dmca strikes for a while now.

  • @VDAband
    @VDAband Před 3 měsíci +1736

    With 2 kids and no baby sitters, my wife and i rarely get the opportunity to go out, so when Baldurs Gate 3 came out and we started playing it together we would refer to it as going on a Baldurs date.

    • @drearmouse9510
      @drearmouse9510 Před 3 měsíci +44

      Haa! Nice. Livin the dream.

    • @n.henzler50
      @n.henzler50 Před 3 měsíci +24

      Ha, cuuute

    • @RaptieFeathers
      @RaptieFeathers Před 3 měsíci +36

      This kinda thing is why I think BG3 is one of the best multiplayer games ever. People seem to forget that co-op is important, and I'm so happy that this game does it so well!

    • @bigkitty2465
      @bigkitty2465 Před 3 měsíci +12

      THIS IS SO CUTE I love it

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling Před 3 měsíci +11

      This is just so gd wholesome! 🥹❤️

  • @teachersama
    @teachersama Před 3 měsíci +1706

    Man, I'm so glad to read/hear "my wife"

    • @iamsuperskanick
      @iamsuperskanick Před 3 měsíci +7

      Truly!

    • @ZethisVA
      @ZethisVA Před 3 měsíci +32

      Wasn't it "the woman I live with" at some point?

    • @cleanseroftheworld
      @cleanseroftheworld Před 3 měsíci +24

      New Season gonna hit different when she evolves into "my wife of 20 years."

    • @szynszylbojowy9177
      @szynszylbojowy9177 Před 3 měsíci +22

      @@ZethisVAThat was different series from a different CZcamsr about his gf\wife playing games as a noobie (I think that this channel was called Razbuten)

    • @ZethisVA
      @ZethisVA Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@szynszylbojowy9177Ah you're right. I probably got them mixed up.

  • @RockR277
    @RockR277 Před 3 měsíci +1319

    Who's you favorite?
    Karlach
    You just met her!
    Yes
    Unbelievably based.

    • @Shandren
      @Shandren Před 3 měsíci +41

      His wife has taste is all :-)

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket Před 3 měsíci +40

      "That's the baddie right?"
      INDEED SHE IS

    • @SonOfSparda03
      @SonOfSparda03 Před 3 měsíci +8

      The right pick

    • @imnothere6906
      @imnothere6906 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Congrats to the bro, the wife is a keeper!

    • @Attacian
      @Attacian Před 3 měsíci +3

      I like you, you are a cultured fellow.

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 Před 3 měsíci +673

    Using silence to assassinate someone without them calling for help was smart, ngl. I never thought that would work.

    • @RatBoyDunce
      @RatBoyDunce Před 3 měsíci +50

      Silence + darkness or some other spell that blocks vision is amazing for getting away with public murder

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 Před 3 měsíci +58

      @@RatBoyDunce The fact the game accounts for those uses of those spells is crazy to me ngl. It means NPC reactions would need to take into account sight, sound and proximity rather than all acting off of one alert status.
      Most games don't put much though into NPC reactions like that, they all aggro as and when something triggers one NPC - like the infamous villager attacks and bounty for hitting a chicken in Skyrim.

    • @foreskinfairy8975
      @foreskinfairy8975 Před 3 měsíci +28

      So many games make silence some unexplained anti-magic field so it's a nice way to be reminded it actually just shuts you up so you can't say the spell incantations, simple as.
      Might not be a spell but "please help they're beating me up in here" sure requires mouth noises too.

    • @jakkandjing
      @jakkandjing Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@RatBoyDunceAnd then you make the strongest party member pick up the corpse to hide the evidence later.

    • @heartoffire5902
      @heartoffire5902 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@jakkandjing Or as fuel for necromancy when you need bodies and don't have any just lying around.

  • @petrusjnaude7279
    @petrusjnaude7279 Před 3 měsíci +617

    Monty: You don;t like Astarion?
    Noobus: He's so up himself I can't even get a look.
    I laughed so hard at this.

    • @bigkitty2465
      @bigkitty2465 Před 3 měsíci +47

      this was me for 40 hours in my first run and now I've romanced him twice. So relatable XD

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode Před 2 měsíci +5

      dawling!

  • @ayt3877
    @ayt3877 Před měsícem +65

    "swapping gale for his own safety" the way i bursted laughing 😂 gale living up to every dnd wizard stereotype ever

  • @emberblade7430
    @emberblade7430 Před 3 měsíci +299

    A funny detail: If you create a web surface (if you're a spider or something) outside the grove during the first goblin fight, Zevlor literally jumps off the wall, uses the web to absorb the fall damage, and smites the crap out of your foes. And then Aradin berates him for being a coward, despite him putting Wyll's cutscene to shame.

    • @harleyemmerson979
      @harleyemmerson979 Před 3 měsíci +22

      shit ima try that on my next run, sounds like fun XD

    • @emberblade7430
      @emberblade7430 Před 3 měsíci +17

      @@harleyemmerson979 Yeah, I had that happen in my druid playthrough, and it happened to snow black as well. Really cool and funny.

    • @x_rhi_x2772
      @x_rhi_x2772 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Thats such a cool detail

    • @dededeedles
      @dededeedles Před měsícem +7

      Zevlor is actually so good in fights! He helped me sooo much in the final battle.

    • @merobiba413
      @merobiba413 Před 11 dny +1

      that's so cool! there's so much attention to detail and possibilities in this game

  • @JarethS
    @JarethS Před 3 měsíci +399

    I'd never really thought about it like that, but... "It's just Sims with a story" is horrifyingly accurate. 10/10 Noobus, glad y'all had fun with this one.

    • @anthonytitone
      @anthonytitone Před 3 měsíci +10

      & a combat system

    • @tipfertool5457
      @tipfertool5457 Před 3 měsíci +7

      A lot of good scifi is drama in space

    • @loafoffloof3420
      @loafoffloof3420 Před 2 měsíci +4

      and without wallet sucking dlcs which is one of the best parts

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@tipfertool5457 - Some of it isn't really "sci-fi", though. Sci-fi is basically any type of fiction (drama being the most common, but horror, comedy, etc., is also fine) that explores *consequence of scientific and technological progress.* Unfortunately some writers / producers (and consumers) think it just means "random illogical crap happening in space".

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum Před 2 měsíci +2

      Suddenly wondering if I missed a bit where she stood panicking four feet from a lavatory, only to wet herself standing up.

  • @VaryaTheVillain
    @VaryaTheVillain Před 3 měsíci +396

    7:38 the SWITCH from "OMG" to *"loot the body"* is SO FUNNY and SO TRUE. your wife's a natural at TTRPGs.

  • @Tresadd
    @Tresadd Před 3 měsíci +356

    The noobus put more effort into her Tav's story than I did, I'll try to do the same for my next playthrough

    • @n.henzler50
      @n.henzler50 Před 3 měsíci +21

      Do what comic book writers do. Steal a soap opera plot and add wizards and goblins. Everyone will think you're a genius.

    • @chad8767
      @chad8767 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@n.henzler50 Now I want to find mods that will let me play as the X-Men. Astarion = Nightcrawler is the obvious one. Gale = Beast, Karlach = Magma, Shadowheart = Dani Moonstar, Lae'zel = Hepzibah??? idk, Wyll = Magik, Jaheara = Storm?
      Just sounds like a lot of fun.

    • @ohapplesauce
      @ohapplesauce Před 2 měsíci +2

      Fr my Druid was just eating some soup by herself in the woods and BOOM. Tadpole.

  • @Kenionatus
    @Kenionatus Před 3 měsíci +118

    That's an amazing character she created. Snow Black looks like constantly a bit confused, frustrated and out of place. I imagine not quite unlike how someone who hasn't played a lot of games feels when playing. XD

  • @Shadowolf1181
    @Shadowolf1181 Před 3 měsíci +87

    "i have no doubt he is as seductive as he is succinct" is such an epic burn from Lae'zel

  • @rngwrldngnr
    @rngwrldngnr Před 3 měsíci +282

    1:04:30 makes me wonder what she'd think of one of the story heavy rpg-likes without explicit combat. Pentiment, Disco Elysium, Night in the Woods, and the like.

    • @chaospudding
      @chaospudding Před 3 měsíci +49

      Oh god PLEASE let Disco Elysium be on the short list

    • @giampaolomannucci8281
      @giampaolomannucci8281 Před 3 měsíci +14

      wow, Disco would be crazy being done in this format, can already picture many wtf moments from her :D

    • @rngwrldngnr
      @rngwrldngnr Před 3 měsíci +4

      I don't know, I feel like Disco might be pretty extreme. That kind of front loads the slurs and the sexual assault option (that doesn't work, it still)

    • @asura7915
      @asura7915 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@rngwrldngnr what sexual assault option?

    • @ZZNESSA77
      @ZZNESSA77 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Night in the woods, would be a great game for her, I think.

  • @Lady_Piddlebits
    @Lady_Piddlebits Před 2 měsíci +18

    Bruh I'm such a freaking idiot. When you called her a noobus I heard Anubis and was like, "The Egyptian god of death? That's a cute pet name I guess " 🤣

  • @rngwrldngnr
    @rngwrldngnr Před 3 měsíci +183

    Hearing her reference Perception Check was hilarious.

  • @Acrylescent
    @Acrylescent Před 3 měsíci +60

    This is unironically a perfect game for a twisted version of Snow White. This is the only game I know of that has sooo much you can do with talk with animals.

  • @GaymerTran
    @GaymerTran Před měsícem +4

    her descriptions of the camp mates is so accurate omfg
    😂

  • @McColin43
    @McColin43 Před 3 měsíci +64

    Ah the time-tested sacred art of "barrelmancy." The most potent and sought after magic in all the realms.

  • @raefbjorn
    @raefbjorn Před 2 měsíci +11

    Someone who takes that much effort to clear the goblin camp after so many game overs, fucky situations and glitches, frustrating mechanics and workarounds could not have possibly just put this game down after the tiefling celebration. I refuse to believe she put this game down forever! Awaiting the follow up: "My wife has been playing Baldur's Gate 3 for 1200 hours", thanks!

  • @giampaolomannucci8281
    @giampaolomannucci8281 Před 3 měsíci +78

    "Just Sims with a story" is soul crushing :D
    never evolve Noobus, we love you the way you are

  • @epli72
    @epli72 Před 3 měsíci +58

    The silence spell for the fight with the priestess in the goblin camp was a great strategy!

  • @AngieJoy28
    @AngieJoy28 Před 3 měsíci +35

    1:06:30 Last two had me dying. I'm a big fan of the Stuck Up Cow and the Alien-Who-Thinks-Im-Her-Subordinant

  • @fish_bacon
    @fish_bacon Před 3 měsíci +132

    I loved ALL your Noobus Humanus episodes, especially Demon's Souls - but this is your magnum opus!

    • @annakonda6289
      @annakonda6289 Před 3 měsíci +11

      agreed, besides the noobus showing peak performance and the hilarious commenting, the editing just got top notch and the music is perfectly chosen!
      I will have to rewatch this later. Quite possibly multiple times.

  • @stancal9249
    @stancal9249 Před 3 měsíci +90

    What an absolute treat. I was worried because a lot of the combat and stats/character building is so crunchy, but I was happy to hear she had some DnD background so it wasn't quite as overwhelming. More than anything, though, I'm delighted to see her embrace thinking creatively and trying things out.
    Speak to Animals to ally yourself with the spiders and use an invisible mage hand to release the lever to unlock the gate? Amazing. Casting Silence to prevent Gut from calling for backup so you can beat her senseless? Grand. Turning into a cat and meowing to lure Minthara over a bridge, then cutting the bridge out from under her? Legitimately brilliant.
    I'm also so happy to hear her mentally work through her opinions of characters. Loved her distrust of Raphael. I'm an "examine goblin", so when I saw that Auntie Ethel's infocard listed her as a Fey, I was all kinds of wary around her.
    This is just such a fun and creative game and I'm beaming to see how much the Noobus embraced and enjoyed it. Great video, and good Lord I can only imagine how long it took to edit. We appreciate how much time you put into this, cuz this might be my favorite video you two have put out.
    Speaking of you two, absolutely huge congratulations. I smiled like a little idiot when you called her your wife. Real cute to watch and hear the transition from girlfriend to fiancee to wife. So happy for you two!

    • @chad8767
      @chad8767 Před 3 měsíci

      ya, the DnD background had to have helped, at least with understanding the spells cause that can be one of the hardest things to manage. I can do it with 1 character in DnD but with 4 even I forget stuff all the time and that's not counting all the camp character with buffs and stuff you can do with hirelings (tip, always make a halfling transmuter hireling at camp and let them make all your potions, you can pretty much get 2 potions every time, and also make a transmuter stone to give away.)

    • @K.C-2049
      @K.C-2049 Před měsícem +1

      so creative. my comprehensive strategy consists of
      1. cast haste on Lae'zel
      2. Lae'zel use pointy stick
      3. success

  • @lazypaladin
    @lazypaladin Před 3 měsíci +59

    "I made my wife play Baulders Gate 3-"
    Fully Expecting: _And I haven't seen her since._
    Does this mean no full blown Monty Zander Retrospective? *_I don't blame you! This game is too big!_*

  • @gdoggy121
    @gdoggy121 Před 3 měsíci +20

    I’m so happy that she played this one for as long as she did. At ANY point after that first party wipe, she could have ended it, but she didn’t. I truly hope that there might be a couch co-op campaign on your channel soon.

  • @legitimatemedicine
    @legitimatemedicine Před měsícem +9

    I've seen another video in the same style where a non-gamer is introduced to BG3, and the gulf in their attempt and the Noobus' is massive.
    The other person barely even tried to meet the story where it was at and remained wholly uninterested the whole time, which led them to be bored and dip.
    It was nice to see someone let themself be invested and spend time just talking to people.

    • @myon9431
      @myon9431 Před měsícem +1

      Yeah, Noobus seems like she knows how to have fun compared to the other person

  • @kizuto
    @kizuto Před 3 měsíci +135

    the editing is phenomenal in this one. Great job!

    • @gortt2945
      @gortt2945 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I agree !! Those montages are awesome, and earned a sub from me.

  • @Karlach_
    @Karlach_ Před 2 měsíci +22

    Bro I can't even imagine how long it took you to make subtitles for most of the things you and your wife said for this hour and 40 minute video. Major respect. 👍

  • @milaisonline815
    @milaisonline815 Před 3 měsíci +33

    As someone with just shy of 2k hours in this game (and around the same amount of hours watching/listening to others play it), this is my favourite video of someone else's experience yet. I am new here, and from what I understand, full playthroughs aren't Noobus' thing? But I would ABSOLUTELY LOVE to see them play more of this game!

    • @liaratsoni9768
      @liaratsoni9768 Před měsícem

      10 hours a day playing and 10 watching or did i do my math wrong? 7months isv300 hors per month. So it is a bit less say 9.

  • @TonySamedi
    @TonySamedi Před 3 měsíci +45

    It's actually kinda hilarious how much stuff she found, that me a person who has been playing video games since the NES managed to miss my first playthrough.
    I missed "Us" and the platform entirely.
    I didn't find the paralyzed tiefling until like my third playthrough.

    • @x_rhi_x2772
      @x_rhi_x2772 Před 2 měsíci

      wait, what paralysed tiefling?

    • @TonySamedi
      @TonySamedi Před 2 měsíci

      @@x_rhi_x2772 In the grove, in one of the wooden buildings close to Dammon and the little prison where they've captured the goblin.
      You have to lockpick your way in, and there's a tiefling who drank a potion that made her lose use of her legs.

    • @jankodes197
      @jankodes197 Před 2 měsíci

      @@x_rhi_x2772 in the locked room in the grove - she drank potion of heroism from auntie (with a side-effect of no leg movement). You can cure her with lesser restoration spell (lvl 2 cleric, druid, bard, ranger and paladin spell).

    • @Kalkuv
      @Kalkuv Před 2 měsíci

      @@x_rhi_x277232:38

    • @HypothermicBacklash
      @HypothermicBacklash Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@x_rhi_x2772 In the druid grove, there's a locked storeroom you can find a back entrance to. There's a tiefling in there who drank an Auntie Ethel special and became paralyzed from the waist down.

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman Před 3 měsíci +99

    as someone who has played an honestly unhealthy amount of hours in BG3 (it shot to my most played game on steam with 1000+ hours since release, and ~200 in early access, more than the next 2 most played **COMBINED** {Skyrim and CSGO/CS2 if anyone cares}, oh my god I need to touch grass) it's always nice to see someone's first experience with it.
    also gale and shart are the best love interests, I'll die on this hill lmao

    • @Laurannah101
      @Laurannah101 Před 3 měsíci +1

      yes! Gale is the best

    • @chad8767
      @chad8767 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I love Gale but Lae'zel is eternally my character, I love that frog so much.

    • @dominika3762
      @dominika3762 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Nah, Astarion for Durge is the best.

    • @ZoeBateman
      @ZoeBateman Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@dominika3762 durge/astarion is a good pairing just because both of them had the same writer iirc but possible hot take? I'm not a huge fan of astarion, he's too whiny for me

    • @dominika3762
      @dominika3762 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@ZoeBateman fair enough, I love myself a tragic haunted character with good sassy lines

  • @LadyAmalthea0615
    @LadyAmalthea0615 Před měsícem +3

    "I've got a stuck-up cow and an alien who thinks I'm her subordinate." 😂

  • @pumpkinbisque3196
    @pumpkinbisque3196 Před 3 měsíci +37

    this is potentially my favorite video of all time. i started as the noobus but grinded so hard on my partner's PC that i got gud and built my own PC to play it on my own. have faith noobus!

  • @Shiftry87
    @Shiftry87 Před 3 měsíci +10

    I dont know if Astarians smooth talking skills is so great that it worked on the vast majority of players aswell becouse u can clearly se those red eyes and the fangs when he talk and still ppl failed to notice he was a vampire. Its almost like the game purposely zoom in on hes face when he talks to say look hes a vampire and still nobody noticed.

  • @bigkitty2465
    @bigkitty2465 Před 3 měsíci +14

    She has the same attitude towards Astarion and Gale that I did my first run. I hated that smarmy little vampire ass and loved the dapper polite Gale. 40 hours later I totally flipped lol.

  • @TheAurgelmir
    @TheAurgelmir Před 3 měsíci +17

    I love how inventive the Noobus was in this game. Playing BG3 like it's D&D 2nd edition: Fighting bad, clever thinking good!

  • @KenMochii
    @KenMochii Před 3 měsíci +12

    54:38 I'm glad your wife actually played the way she played, nothing makes me hate someone more than playing a game blind on their first playthrough and playing how you described it, and complaining that they don't get the story.

  • @shinzoux5912
    @shinzoux5912 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Snow Black with a dwarf guardian 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kylenaylor9310
    @kylenaylor9310 Před 3 měsíci +19

    That musical edit on the nautiloid was so clean

  • @Platitude
    @Platitude Před 2 měsíci +5

    Honestly would love to watch her play the rest of the game. The joy of discovery and finding clever ways to solve problems only to have it devolve into murdering everything is why this game is so great, and its nearly as great watching someone else do it the first time as it is to have done it myself.

  • @nine7937
    @nine7937 Před 3 měsíci +51

    1:37:55 I mean Goblin Camp is like half of Act I, without counting and the Gith section but TRUE Omg It's so cool she stayed for so long.
    I also found it funny that she left Halsin behind. Having a bear is useful during slaughter. 😂

    • @Birdthefeatheredone
      @Birdthefeatheredone Před 3 měsíci

      How is the goblin camp half of act 1 when the underdark exists? The town, swamp, and road all have quite a bit to them too.

    • @violetpatina708
      @violetpatina708 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Well... even less than that. There's 3 whole maps of Act 1 (main, underdark, creche/mountain pass) and the goblin camp isn't even close to the whole of that 1st map. Act 1 took me a bit over 70hrs to finish and the goblins were maybe only 10-15 of those hours. No mention of Voss, the Hag, Z hideout, or Withers, much less all the secrets in the goblin village/camp. She still got pretty far though. I'd guess she played maybe 15-20 hours of content, with 3-5 more of reloads from failures. Pretty good for never having touched the game and how frustrating it is to learn it.

    • @chad8767
      @chad8767 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@violetpatina708 Goblin camp took me a LOT of time. But I think I spent more time in The Grove because I was just learning how to steal everything lol. I was terrible at it at first, but now I'm in act 3 and stealing everything with just a fog spell!

  • @WillOfMe420
    @WillOfMe420 Před 3 měsíci +3

    "Karlach's probably my top just now"
    "You just met Karlach"
    Exactly! Lmfao

  • @Griffex394
    @Griffex394 Před 3 měsíci +10

    My girlfriend doesn't play any games, but we played Baldur's Gate 3 together in splitscreen. She's now completely in love with the game and we're in Act 3 of our 2nd playthrough. Funny enough, she played a Druid too.

    • @jurgen4466
      @jurgen4466 Před 2 měsíci

      Good games connect 😊
      Have fun together 🥰

    • @ManubibiWalsh
      @ManubibiWalsh Před měsícem

      Druid is honestly such a GREAT class, man. Might be my favorite along with ranger.

  • @msmknz
    @msmknz Před 3 měsíci +28

    It's been so heartwarming to watch the titles in this series progress over time and I couldn't be happier for you two and for us for getting even more of the sweary Scottish woman in all her glory! Cheers!

  • @brittany1049
    @brittany1049 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Man I hope she keeps playing! It’d be fun to see her do an entire playthrough- I’m several hundred hours into the game, and her commentary/reactions are hilarious! 😂

  • @Starlysh
    @Starlysh Před 3 měsíci +4

    As someone who mostly played The Sims (not 4) until I randomly decided to get BG3 when it came out, I'm glad CZcams recommended this video to me. Your wife is a delight! And Snow Black is a hero. I'd watch her continue the story, if she wanted to, but man, I always feel a little sad turning that wonderful magic-eating wizard down!

  • @upsetti6404
    @upsetti6404 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Good to see another Scottish couple playing xD I've been playing since EA release and I got my wife into it on full release and she loved it (she's in all 3 of my dnd campaigns so at least she had a grasp of the mechanics). We did a very similar thing where I quietly watched her play it and it was such an experience, she actually finished her first playthrough before I did xD

  • @BeepSmile
    @BeepSmile Před 3 měsíci +6

    Only an hour in your first char creation session? Impressive.
    Wow, this was really well made. The music and montages were *chef's kiss*

  • @danielbae2138
    @danielbae2138 Před 3 měsíci +19

    Another episode featuring the rare Noobus Humanus! Missed you guys

  • @jamimunchkin7041
    @jamimunchkin7041 Před 2 měsíci +2

    This was great! Your wife is absolutely delightful, and is the perfect driver for Snow Black lol.

  • @eduardoserpa1682
    @eduardoserpa1682 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love how creative many of her solutions were. I'm always somewhat willing to jump into combat, even with high charisma characters, so I didn't know about many of the options she found.

  • @wynnyx7071
    @wynnyx7071 Před 3 měsíci +7

    You can get the circlet off of Nettie's body. (The gnome that is knocked out in the nearby cave also has the same circlet. Save him from the goblins, loot his body before he awakes, and boom - you have the circlet. It helps you get to the grove from the back door in Nettie's back room.)

  • @ConflictedBlade
    @ConflictedBlade Před 2 měsíci +5

    By far the Most Entertaining playthrough of Act 1 I've Ever Watched. I loved the editing and also the way her personality shown through her play style. Good fun.

  • @KSlabi
    @KSlabi Před 2 měsíci +3

    This brought me absolute joy today. Hearing you and your wife enjoy this game warmed my heart. So glad you could enjoy this game together.

  • @tonyhunt7967
    @tonyhunt7967 Před 3 měsíci +17

    This might be the best editing you've ever done. Love this.

  • @talesfromtheknottedgrove
    @talesfromtheknottedgrove Před 3 měsíci +15

    Monty the editing over the fight scenes is excellent here

  • @insanityhawkboy
    @insanityhawkboy Před 3 měsíci +7

    Absolutely loved this new Noobus Humanus episode. My heart skipped a beat when I heard the FF8 battle music. Loved the editing in general but the fight edits were absolutely outstanding, the comedic timing, the music... it's just perfect. Also congrats to you two for finally being husband and wife :) I wish you all the best for the future!

  • @voomisho
    @voomisho Před 3 měsíci +8

    Me and my wife were so HYPED for this episode! It's great to see the Noobus enjoy this one

  • @avidian888
    @avidian888 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Okay your wife is super adorable, glad you made her play this game! This is hopefully a trend on this channel!

  • @frigginfranky
    @frigginfranky Před 2 měsíci +3

    seen a couple of these gf/wife tries video games videos from other youtubers but haven't really been that interesting but this one had me hooked from the start your wife is hilarious and your genuine laughter just adds so much to the mood also the editing was on point you kept it very interesting from start to end

  • @katerynasirko1832
    @katerynasirko1832 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This is a very interesting video to come back to after watching Razbuten's recent upload!
    They provide really nice contrast as the two ladies had very different experience and impressions of the game.
    Love this video, will definitely see if your wife has tried any of the other games I know/like)

  • @kone2020
    @kone2020 Před 3 měsíci +12

    The Final Fantasy 7 battle theme is a great choice. Pure gold. 😎

  • @RudalPL
    @RudalPL Před 2 měsíci +2

    Ohh... I loved your wife's description of all characters she's met at around 1:07:00 mark. Bang on. 😆

  • @MortlachNL
    @MortlachNL Před 3 měsíci +3

    I love watching blind playthroighs of BG3 but it can be a little tedious too. Your wife's commentary and your editing are absolutely fantastic! Such a delight.

  • @luminarylambkin4620
    @luminarylambkin4620 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I absolutely wasn't expecting noobus to make an appearance for BG3. I'm shook.

  • @theofficialdaltoninc4623
    @theofficialdaltoninc4623 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This has to be one of the most entertaining Baldur's Gate 3 videos I've ever watched! Absolutely fantastic montages! Felt like a feature film! I'd definitely watch another like this!

  • @MandalorianRevan
    @MandalorianRevan Před 7 dny +1

    I play this game with my son. We plan to do a playthrough where one of us is Tav, the other Durge, and recruit no companions except for two of Withers' puppets.

  • @evinoge5834
    @evinoge5834 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Your wife had more clever ways to kill Minthara, Gut and Ragzlin than me or any of my friends who “know” dnd better. She’s an amazing player props to her

  • @KittenPhlegm
    @KittenPhlegm Před měsícem +1

    I’d watch a whole series of this to the end of the game, you noobus is so funny I love her

  • @rs-bx9im
    @rs-bx9im Před 3 měsíci +2

    Brennan Lee Mulligan showing up while you talked about DMs jump scared me.

  • @evanbartlett1
    @evanbartlett1 Před měsícem +1

    What an utterly charming video. Very much enjoyed watching the wife learn the game and how they interacted was adorable.

  • @GaymerTran
    @GaymerTran Před měsícem +2

    its funny that she also pronounces wyll as 'while' it just feels better somehow

  • @Buzzsaw.1103
    @Buzzsaw.1103 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Most of the way through the video now, just wanna say I’m loving the music battle montage segments

  • @jessicaheimer8599
    @jessicaheimer8599 Před 3 měsíci +3

    This was brilliant. Love the editing and the music. If you can convince her to do a part 2, I feel she really enjoy it even more.

  • @isobel5297
    @isobel5297 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I adore Baldurs Gate 3, I’m so pleased the Noobus had a great time with it. Thanks for doing such a long video!

  • @Zieg100
    @Zieg100 Před 3 měsíci +2

    So, this video kept popping up on my feed, and today I decided to just click it and see if it was anything worth watching. And then I watched the whole thing. You guys are so fun to listen to, and so funny! Thanks for sharing this.
    Oh, and your soundtrack is on point!

  • @ryancortez1921
    @ryancortez1921 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I've been really impressed by the montages in this one. The music and the talking is perfectly balanced, the joke an comments come it and exactly the right time to match the music. Just really well done. Good Job!

  • @heathercilliers9808
    @heathercilliers9808 Před měsícem +2

    I would pay good money to see her play acts 2 & 3. She’s just so fun to watch!

  • @pearlmcj
    @pearlmcj Před 3 měsíci +5

    omggggg you have NO idea how excited I was to see this upload in my notifs! This was by far my favorite game of last year, and to see such a long video dedicated to it and featuring Mrs Noobus is a wonderful treat!

  • @ivyjoe6951
    @ivyjoe6951 Před měsícem +2

    oh my god, i loved her description of the entire party. so accurate 🤣

  • @aniqueevans1547
    @aniqueevans1547 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This is the first video I've seen from this channel but I'm really excited to see more of it! I love watching the wife's approach to the game and it always makes me smile when I see people use creative solutions in such an open world game like BG3. Also the editing is fire! I love the music selection, the montages are smooth with the right amount of full footage added in, and summarized portions still feel like I'm getting all the info I need about what happened in the game and how you both reacted to it. Masterful!

  • @FlyingFalcon01
    @FlyingFalcon01 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The way these videos have been edited is amazing! So entertaining. :) And I love seeing Noobus learning and exploring through BG3. Great video!

  • @shinzoux5912
    @shinzoux5912 Před 2 měsíci +3

    There's a lot of tension between Shady and Bae'zel, reason being Shadowheart literally just lost her entire team to Gith. Gith are also assholes by nature. Their relationship dynamic makes the game even more exciting.
    Spoiler:
    One of my favourite parts of their friendship is when Shadowbae spares Nightsong and Lae'zel says something like, "you might be surprised to hear this, but my heart pains for Shadowheart". They're good friends in my playthroughs and I love both of these characters ion my squad.

  • @Peleski
    @Peleski Před 2 měsíci +1

    Every new game is a learning curve. Even as a BG2 player this was a big curve for me. You really have to be motivated and invested in order to overcome the frustrations. BG3 rewards exploration and taking wacky choices. That's not for everyone.

  • @blacklight2888
    @blacklight2888 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Great work on this! Loved the music and editing. It was a very compelling watch.

  • @drearmouse9510
    @drearmouse9510 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Great job findin' a happy middleground with the combat montages. Mrs. Zanders' one liners are top-notch & the bits of action are pretty good considering the genre's lack of theatrics and whatnot.

  • @bambamboyles
    @bambamboyles Před 3 měsíci +2

    ive been looking forward to this one for a while now, and it didnt disappoint. Im glad she really got into it and was enjoying the roleplay aspect that makes this game stand head and shoulders above many in its genre. this is one of those games where i know she was having fun while playing, and you were having fun watching her play it. The beauty of this game is you could rerecord this on any given day and get a completly different path and outcome. i also have to say i loved the music choices throughout the video. As a lover of JRPG's hearing many a familiar battle themes or background songs play really made me happy. as well as the non Video Game OST choices throughout that really added to the fast forwarded combat sections. if there is ever a day where you and the noobus revist past played games, i believe this would be at the top of my request list, right above hades. i also hope this game breaks the streak of her not playing in her down time as i know personally its a game i love playing with my partner. excellent work as always Mr. and Mrs. Zander. Cant wait for the next one. #LongLiveSnowBlack

  • @matijatrajkovic6496
    @matijatrajkovic6496 Před 3 měsíci +3

    This video is such a treat, thank you for continuing the Noobus Humanus saga!

  • @maraelayne4621
    @maraelayne4621 Před 3 měsíci +2

    oh my god i so much love your videos. Both of you manage to keep me grinning and having fun.

  • @crtiticalpidge
    @crtiticalpidge Před 2 měsíci +3

    now I just want more BG3 with Noobus

  • @chandler_martian
    @chandler_martian Před 2 měsíci +1

    I never played a game that genuinely let me ROLE PLAY like BG3. I loved Skyrim when I was younger but never has an RPG encouraged my shenanigans like this one.

  • @kyledabearsfan
    @kyledabearsfan Před 3 měsíci +1

    Love watching the channels evolution, hers as a player and yours as an editor. I utterly adore it. This kind of game seems perfect for her.

  • @gillrodisfell235
    @gillrodisfell235 Před 3 měsíci +2

    the montage editing was on point. always love seeing new videos here

  • @dancingkirby3591
    @dancingkirby3591 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was such an enjoyable video! Thank you for taking the time to make this video.

  • @isaiahw9436
    @isaiahw9436 Před měsícem +1

    Being able to kill the harpies first try @lvl like 3 is crazy..
    Then like 5 hours later not being able to kill Prietest gut first round is insane 😂

  • @yule8008
    @yule8008 Před 3 měsíci +2

    As soon as I saw the length of the video, I knew she was gonna love BG3!! Can’t wait to watch 🥰

  • @flameshame7
    @flameshame7 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Dude, the music for your montages was amazing. Love the energy it gives, especially when some of the other (still very good!) parts can be a bit slower, while we see Mrs. Zander getting through certain parts of the game.

  • @emeraldsky2823
    @emeraldsky2823 Před 3 měsíci +6

    I FRIGGEN LOVE THESE VIDEOS MAN