How Debates Will Be By 2028

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  Před 5 měsíci +597

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  • @LMV123
    @LMV123 Před 5 měsíci +6466

    I know this will age perfectly.

  • @Graatand
    @Graatand Před 5 měsíci +4875

    US military leadership: “Your career stops at 64. No ifs, ands or buts.”
    US civilian leadership: “Your political career doesn’t really begin before you hit 70”

    • @makarabaduk1754
      @makarabaduk1754 Před 5 měsíci

      Well, President is the USA's most deadly job. So people with a long life expectancy aren't going to want to do it.

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 Před 5 měsíci +383

      Most Congress people were actually elected first in their 40s. They just get reelected 30 times because there is no mechanism forcing people to stop running and most seats are safe seats for 1 of the parties. So basically once someone gets elected in a safe Republican or Democratic seat, they will never need to leave.

    • @Onikage55
      @Onikage55 Před 5 měsíci +128

      @@mattbenz99 Unfortunately very true, except for the ones who don't seek re-election because they actually stood up against nonsense and now aren't electable by their base. Really shows how comfortable they all are, if they have to "try" to win they're like "Nah too much work I'm retiring"

    • @blablup1214
      @blablup1214 Před 5 měsíci +69

      I would say it is a problem of the system.
      The people like to vote for the people they know.
      I mean you might not like Trump or Biden but at least you know who they are.
      I would claim, I couldn't be worse than those two, but who would vote for an unknown nobody like me ?
      And getting known is super expensive and takes a lot of time.....

    • @TheDragonWhimsy
      @TheDragonWhimsy Před 5 měsíci

      @@blablup1214 No, it's not that people like to vote for the people they know. It's that the big donors prefer to donate money to those they know they can control. The longer a person has been in office, the more "safe" and predictable they are for people who are actually in charge. The donor class.
      In any corrupt political system the politicians begin to age up as the system becomes more corrupt because the establishment trusts them to do their bidding more than someone completely new.
      The politician that sells out the most gets the big donor money, money is how you hear about someone most of the time, and so generally you will only hear about someone after they've been bought.
      There are exceptions to all of this of course. So a trickle of younger people do come in, but on average that's what is happening. And of course those younger people will be corrupt anyway because otherwise they'd not have gotten the donor money to win.

  • @user-fe7uz1vo9z
    @user-fe7uz1vo9z Před 5 měsíci +1566

    “THE adult diaper trusted by 9 out of 10 members of congress” that deserves an award on its own

    • @SlothLinn
      @SlothLinn Před 5 měsíci +18

      I'd like to see the day that many people in congress trust the same thing 🤔

    • @ienvymyownpp5398
      @ienvymyownpp5398 Před 5 měsíci +18

      That one congressman doesn’t trust that damn diaper

    • @burnacco
      @burnacco Před 5 měsíci

      fr 😭

    • @lllllllllllllllllllllllllIllI
      @lllllllllllllllllllllllllIllI Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@@ienvymyownpp5398Last one's a skelly

    • @sirbrandalf7813
      @sirbrandalf7813 Před 4 měsíci

      Well trumps shouldn't be trusted as much as it is if the stinks anything to go by

  • @Natedog6284
    @Natedog6284 Před 5 měsíci +1329

    The fact that it's likely nobody will be saying 'rizz' in 2028 just makes this all the more hilarious.

    • @TheRandomZooVisitor
      @TheRandomZooVisitor Před 5 měsíci +73

      Except the elderly/really confused gen x who thinks saying yeet in a casual conversation is normal

    • @taintwasher3703
      @taintwasher3703 Před 5 měsíci +48

      Not true, the elderly will start saying it. And it will stick around till it's replaced by another word with the same exact meaning (like how it replaced "game")

    • @dabatman5187
      @dabatman5187 Před 5 měsíci +6

      And accurate

    • @jackfroste
      @jackfroste Před 5 měsíci +6

      What does Rizz mean?

    • @werewolfgold
      @werewolfgold Před 5 měsíci +18

      ​@@jackfrosteShort for "charisma."

  • @nightsong81
    @nightsong81 Před 5 měsíci +4667

    Skelly's got my vote. His "An End to All Flesh" policy seems like what America really needs right now.

    • @myshareofthesidewalk
      @myshareofthesidewalk Před 5 měsíci +122

      More Milk! More Milk!

    • @cowgba
      @cowgba Před 5 měsíci +166

      I agree, imagine how much money we can save on healthcare if none of us had flesh, muscle, or internal organs

    • @EdgeO419
      @EdgeO419 Před 5 měsíci +49

      The "Hellraiser" Platform

    • @MR-backup
      @MR-backup Před 5 měsíci +41

      At least we don't have to worry about too much corruption with him, since he won't need that much $$$; you know skeletons not eating or living that much t begin with.

    • @GloryToComradeForster
      @GloryToComradeForster Před 5 měsíci +20

      If everyone's dead, no one can be contentious unless they are.

  • @balkthor
    @balkthor Před 5 měsíci +3553

    Ironically I feel like Ryan mentally aged by like a decade just forcing himself through making this specific parody.

    • @MR-backup
      @MR-backup Před 5 měsíci +33

      Moderator: " I'm afraid to ask , but.."

    • @brianpolston9713
      @brianpolston9713 Před 5 měsíci +43

      It's actually phenomenal writing. The bit about his child hood friend is spot on.😅

    • @bubblegodanimation4915
      @bubblegodanimation4915 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Fellow Kraken fan I see.

    • @balkthor
      @balkthor Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@bubblegodanimation4915 Yes, it has been a year of sadness overall up in South Alaska, from John Stanton to Jamaal Adams to 5,281 Kraken injuries and inept defense in front of the net.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 5 měsíci +2

      this little maneuver is gonna cost him 51 years

  • @jayATUK
    @jayATUK Před 5 měsíci +420

    I lost it at "Your time is definitely up." "No, my doctor gives me six months AT LEAST."

  • @BunkerSquirrel
    @BunkerSquirrel Před 5 měsíci +161

    “My party’s candidate isn’t senile! He may be a liar, senile, and corrupt, but he is NOT a porn star”

  • @AlanHefner-jr4ye
    @AlanHefner-jr4ye Před 5 měsíci +2402

    I do like Ryan's optimism in including a third party candidate on the debate stage.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX Před 5 měsíci +118

      Something that is actually pretty normal in any democratic country... except USA...

    • @maynardburger
      @maynardburger Před 5 měsíci +10

      @@ExtremeMadnessX US has that as well, we just go through that process in the primaries. Plus most countries that enable multiple parties that require 'coalition governments' aren't doing anything different from the US except timing. Democrats just get the whole 'cooperation of groups' stuff out the way early on so it doesn't destroy their electoral chances(just look at the UK...). Democrats are pre-assembled coalition of parties built to stop the most regressive and dangerous political party on earth, no hyperbole. The two party system is probably the only thing keeping Republicans from taking over.

    • @MrDon967
      @MrDon967 Před 5 měsíci +13

      us 3rd party ppl r always leading n always keeping it real...n then we get 10% votes
      everyone who keeps saying he is correct etc forget about us on the ballot.
      such a shame haha

    • @redwater3048
      @redwater3048 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I suport 600+ year olds being able to run for office

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF Před 5 měsíci +3

      Except that this candidate doesn't seem to be very representative to the state most voters are in; that's not including the odd vote from beyond the grave.

  • @gideonplays814
    @gideonplays814 Před 5 měsíci +2133

    Dude the direct Biden quote about mental focus killed me

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab Před 5 měsíci +312

      Wait that was a quote?
      Oh no

    • @TheAHuman
      @TheAHuman Před 5 měsíci +410

      Ah Biden and his strange speaking.
      “America is a nation that can be described in a single word… ahdbuwvskbeheubejrhajament”

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku Před 5 měsíci

      and just think, if the republicans would have let trump fade into obscurity, biden wouldn't even be running for re-election

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 Před 5 měsíci +80

      Holy shit it is true.Shame YT now prunes links.

    • @GizmoBeach
      @GizmoBeach Před 5 měsíci +80

      Biden stays focused on work, vs. a golf course or making rambling all-caps rants on Truth Social, wouldn’t you say?

  • @elliothellyer933
    @elliothellyer933 Před 5 měsíci +32

    Did he... actually... quote Biden?

  • @davidcranfill3097
    @davidcranfill3097 Před 3 měsíci +78

    The scary part is that the response to the question about mental focus actually WAS a direct quote.

  • @negative6442
    @negative6442 Před 5 měsíci +1317

    This has gotta be my favorite Ryan George skit so far. The politician just screaming "GYATT" fucking killed me

    • @ryanelliott1907
      @ryanelliott1907 Před 5 měsíci +14

      Same here. I had to rewatch it like 6 or 7 times to stop laughing myself to death.

    • @allisthemoist2244
      @allisthemoist2244 Před 5 měsíci +7

      It filled me with tears that he gets us youths. I will vote for him

    • @ajheartsong
      @ajheartsong Před 5 měsíci +20

      The shaking paper has me in tears 🤣🤣

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP Před 5 měsíci +7

      So you are voting for the skeleton then?

    • @foureyedelf6151
      @foureyedelf6151 Před 5 měsíci +8

      ​@@2MeterLP Hey the dancing skeleton at least has some energy. I didn't hear any word out of him so he probably won't be a controversial candidate. Also I doubt he'll need to be paid much. Congress will be stalled since he probably can't write his own name, which is a wonderful thing as it means no more overspending or surprise laws that make no sense. Absolutely I would vote for him.
      Now if that cat who was mayor in Alaska were to run, hands down I would go for the cat. Many of the same benefits plus a cat purrs and is generally a good judge of character.

  • @Fudgeey
    @Fudgeey Před 5 měsíci +467

    Your time is up.
    "Nooope, my doctor gives me a good 6 months at least" I'M IN TEARS 😂

  • @CountCocofang
    @CountCocofang Před 5 měsíci +267

    I didn't know Ryan was such a big deal now. He even gets to moderate an actual presidential debate!

  • @zYGote04
    @zYGote04 Před 5 měsíci +61

    We laughing now, but by 2028 we gonna revisit this video and cry...

  • @megamerp9315
    @megamerp9315 Před 5 měsíci +1578

    I can't believe Ryan decomposed just for a sketch. He truly loves his viewers!

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 Před 5 měsíci +21

      That wasn't Ryan that was one of the clones.

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 Před 5 měsíci +14

      I like how this implies decomposing is just something you can choose to do, something difficult, but definitely a choice.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@jw8160 I think Ryan prime is time traveling, so they are all clones at this point

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Před 5 měsíci +9

      ​@@LuisSierra42He's obviously Time Traveling. Haven't you seen his origin story of how he got transported in time from "The 90s"

    • @mokane86
      @mokane86 Před 5 měsíci

      @@Yipper64he probably jumped in a vat of acid. That leaves just bones, ya know.

  • @TheElbowMerchant
    @TheElbowMerchant Před 5 měsíci +636

    "I promise to rizz all over the youth" had me shooting Red Bull all over my phone screen, haha. No regrets, whatsoever.

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 Před 5 měsíci +23

      Atleast he's not trying to rizz up the youth with some presidents

    • @SuperAnime4444
      @SuperAnime4444 Před 5 měsíci +24

      Oh! Squirting Red Bull from rizzing is TIGHT!

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni Před 5 měsíci +13

      You rizzed on your phone?

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Was it really Red Bull or was it rizz

    • @kurtlindner
      @kurtlindner Před 5 měsíci

      @@cumunist2120 Rizz Bull gives you -a need for a rag.

  • @_thethinker5557
    @_thethinker5557 Před 5 měsíci +312

    It's so nice to see the politicians not as self conscious as before, ready to rizz all over America

    • @kingh9962
      @kingh9962 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Kkkkkkkkkkk

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 Před 4 měsíci

      I think America just hates itself

    • @martydom666
      @martydom666 Před 4 měsíci

      Can you articulate an actual sentence. Charisma all over America what is that supposed to mean.

    • @jennykim9427
      @jennykim9427 Před 4 měsíci +8

      ​@@martydom666 That's the joke. Is this your first day on the internet?

    • @K7ANIMATION698
      @K7ANIMATION698 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@martydom666 he gonna flirt to America even youth which is disgusting

  • @kibou2357
    @kibou2357 Před 5 měsíci +98

    I normally don’t like political comedy skits, but this one is golden. This is one of my top complaints about our government.

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Před 5 měsíci +3

      IKR, our government shouldn’t allow political satire

    • @chrisham3781
      @chrisham3781 Před 5 měsíci +4

      ​@@gregbors8364hahahahahahaha

    • @_Ekaros
      @_Ekaros Před 18 dny +1

      This works so well because it does not attack either left or right. But instead of insanity of whole situation. Political comedy fails when it is too targeted.

  • @JoseALugoR
    @JoseALugoR Před 5 měsíci +990

    The 9 out of 10 congressmen line killed me 😂

    • @MR-backup
      @MR-backup Před 5 měsíci +14

      Pelosi probably get's a kick back from all here references.

    • @mco3884
      @mco3884 Před 5 měsíci +7

      I liked your cameo as the skeleton at the end.

    • @meee_5155
      @meee_5155 Před 5 měsíci +2

      More like 95/100 congressmen

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 Před 5 měsíci

      Explain that to a non-American if you would be so kind 😅

    • @Kahless_the_Unforgettable
      @Kahless_the_Unforgettable Před 5 měsíci +11

      ​​@@alexsm3882, He's saying that our representatives in Congress (Parliament) are too old.
      The USA has become a Gerontocracy. Our two leading candidates for president are in their 80's. The average age in the Senate is 65!!! We have senators that freeze when they talk and seem confused when they unfreeze. But their staff says everything is fine (even though it's obviously not).
      It's kinda scary to be led by people who don't know where they are. And it's scarier that people are willing to vote for them over and over again, despite knowing that their brain doesn't work anymore.

  • @michaelj4912
    @michaelj4912 Před 5 měsíci +1046

    When he says “no that was a direct quote, actually” and moderator Ryan, aghast, says “oh my god, yeah you’re right”… I felt that.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Před 5 měsíci +102

      Remember when that Alaskan chick said garbled mess and was ridiculed for it. She was clearly ahead of her time because the press sends to have no issue with Biden talking like that on the regular.
      I understand why people might not like Trump but at least he can speak in full coherent sentences regularly and recognizes when he flubs, which everyone is bound to do, even Obama and he was the most articulate Pres we had since Clinton.
      Man, our choices suck.

    • @richardadamson1438
      @richardadamson1438 Před 5 měsíci +4

      ​@@OmniscientWarrior...Yeah.😢

    • @anthonyalles1833
      @anthonyalles1833 Před 5 měsíci

      @@OmniscientWarrior Trump ... can speak in full coherent sentences regularly 🤣🤣🤣 Here's his infamous 'nuclear' speech: _Look, having nuclear-my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart-you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world-it’s true!-but when you're a conservative Republican they try-oh, do they do a number-that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune-you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged-but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me-it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right-who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners-now it used to be three, now it’s four-but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years-but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us._

    • @han090
      @han090 Před 5 měsíci +206

      @@OmniscientWarrior I find it wild that you're trying to argue that Trump speaks in full coherent sentences. Other than that, I agree.

    • @prophetzarquon1922
      @prophetzarquon1922 Před 5 měsíci

      @@OmniscientWarrior Trump rambles incoherently just as badly (if not worse) than Biden, which is really saying something terrifying about the candidates put forth by our dual-party system. Neither of them can even follow a prompter anymore!

  • @jadenbrown4826
    @jadenbrown4826 Před 4 měsíci +15

    The direct quote was literally perfect.

  • @SeekNKnow
    @SeekNKnow Před 2 měsíci +12

    You accidentally put an 8 where there should be a 4 in the title.

  • @udel-jury388
    @udel-jury388 Před 5 měsíci +1008

    As a German, I can say: American politics is comedy at the highest level

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Před 5 měsíci +55

      Most politics anywhere is really.

    • @ReinoldFZ
      @ReinoldFZ Před 5 měsíci +57

      As a Peruvian the political news from Germany rank high in comedy 🤔

    • @AzaleaJane
      @AzaleaJane Před 5 měsíci

      😂😂😭😭

    • @leeblessing1630
      @leeblessing1630 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Everyone gets their time in the lime light😊

    • @screwyourhandle
      @screwyourhandle Před 5 měsíci +53

      As an American, I can say, it's a horror movie. I'm sure I would find it a little funnier if I wasn't directly affected by the questionable decisions of wealthy old men who I didn't want to vote for

  • @TwinBladeFury
    @TwinBladeFury Před 5 měsíci +658

    This being one of the funniest Ryan George videos yet is kind of sad when you realize it's exactly what we're dealing with right now. "That's a direct quote, actually," hit pretty hard.

    • @timothyvenable3336
      @timothyvenable3336 Před 5 měsíci +15

      I was looking for this comment haha that was insane

    • @e.sterling141
      @e.sterling141 Před 5 měsíci +21

      Right? 😂 Curious how many people recognized it from Biden. So funny.

    • @CajunGator
      @CajunGator Před 5 měsíci

      Your comment will surely make sure this comment section is civil and well spoken.@@e.sterling141

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Před 5 měsíci +5

      What quote? I don't know what quote there is

    • @TwinBladeFury
      @TwinBladeFury Před 5 měsíci +31

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Biden did an interview with 60 minutes where he was asked about his focus. His response was as close to what could be deciphered in this video

  • @thenout
    @thenout Před 5 měsíci +49

    The comedic brilliance of this can hardly be overstated. Well done Sir.

  • @TristynRusselo
    @TristynRusselo Před 5 měsíci +136

    I too, as a Canadian, am both enthralled and horrified by US politics.

    • @linmonPIE
      @linmonPIE Před 5 měsíci +16

      Are you not entertained?! *Throws sword

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Před 5 měsíci +22

      As European, I am horrified by Canada's politics.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Před 5 měsíci +9

      The world is basically screwed at this point.

    • @TristynRusselo
      @TristynRusselo Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@hassathunter2464 Please enlighten me on what is horrifying about Canada's politics.

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Před 5 měsíci

      @@TristynRusselo Suicide pacts, a nazi getting to talk and applauded, dislike of truckers.

  • @lucasmarble2572
    @lucasmarble2572 Před 5 měsíci +586

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There needs to be an age limit.

    • @ezy.from.now.on.
      @ezy.from.now.on. Před 5 měsíci

      No there doesn't, ppl just need to be smart enough NOT to vote for the dementia patient. It's the voters fault, not the guys age.

    • @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
      @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik Před 5 měsíci +39

      60, at most

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews Před 5 měsíci +5

      What?

    • @Sneaky_Turtle2
      @Sneaky_Turtle2 Před 5 měsíci +91

      @@my3dviewsthe election, we shouldn’t have 90 year olds being our president

    • @ezy.from.now.on.
      @ezy.from.now.on. Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik Obviously didn't think it thru or read my reply

  • @OverflowingWithIdeas
    @OverflowingWithIdeas Před 5 měsíci +931

    I don’t know whether I should hate or love how accurate this is.

    • @charlesfuzak
      @charlesfuzak Před 5 měsíci +27

      Yes.

    • @QuantumAscension1
      @QuantumAscension1 Před 5 měsíci +27

      Just a general sense of disappointment and a cynical outlook on the future should do.

    • @selkiara1272
      @selkiara1272 Před 5 měsíci +18

      Love the sketch, hate the system.

    • @JustaSimplefact
      @JustaSimplefact Před 5 měsíci +9

      As long as you acknowledge that it's real, there's hope

    • @RS-ls7mm
      @RS-ls7mm Před 5 měsíci

      The US politicians are acting just like the Soviet Union before it collapsed, the old guys know all the skeletons in the closet and can't be removed.

  • @Ivactheseeker
    @Ivactheseeker Před 5 měsíci +20

    This sketch is the definition of laugh not to cry.

  • @wilhoroshak6253
    @wilhoroshak6253 Před 4 měsíci +19

    Ryan is a masterclass. Glad he’s making it big now with a million subscribers. 🎉 he sums up politics in 10 minutes or leas

    • @boginoid
      @boginoid Před 2 měsíci

      He sums up everything in 10 minutes or less.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic Před 5 měsíci +2187

    Ryan: how’s your focus?
    Elder Ryan: *nervous wheeze*
    Oh it’s focused. Ha ha ha. I’d say it’s, i think it’s, i, it is I haven’t … here, look. I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself in my own head the number of years. I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly.

  • @unmighty
    @unmighty Před 5 měsíci +263

    One thing I love is Ryan's optimism. A three party race by 2028?

    • @wafflingmean4477
      @wafflingmean4477 Před 4 měsíci +4

      (a message from the space-time continuum)
      There were actually several other candidates but their relatives and co-workers couldn't wake them up from their comas or they started wandering around the city at 2am and nobody's seen them since. The skeleton was the only other candidate whose location was known and who could be safely moved with triggering a stroke. These two currently on the podiums were lucky enough to have bodyguards who ensured they had three straight days to defecate to get it all out of the way before pulling them back to the car and driving straight to the debate. And even then with an hour to go I'm not sure if either one's going to make it.
      We have a lot of candidates in the future. They tend to pass away so fast that everyone who happens to want to be president kind of just turns up now. Honestly I'm not entirely sure some of them ever even knew they were running for president.

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Před 5 měsíci +34

    The satire was spot-on and the endorsement for "Ground News" was well integrated. Enjoyed the comedic take on the future presidential debates.

  • @petrzbedina954
    @petrzbedina954 Před 5 měsíci +47

    Why is Ryan George best in the industry of people talking to themselves? Every character he portrays is unique and discernible. The acting and writing is pure gold. The humour and comedy is straightforward, yet never predictable. Topics are chosen very carefully, but here and there Ryan takes a jab at some real world stuff
    This is a 100% work
    Thank you, Ryan, and Merry Christmas!

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah Před 5 měsíci +228

    Grandpa senator almost won me over with his "Eh, what's that?" platform, but then great grandpa senator just blew him out of the water with his "Who moved my glasses?" policy proposal. I'm really looking forward to the swearing in, I hear they are going to hold this one at a bingo hall, there'll be a buffet and that everyone can bring at least one nurse.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Před 5 měsíci +3

      For me, nurse was on its own line, and I was thinking that you were about to be telling people to bring one food item like you got put luck and buffet mixed up. I don't know which I liked more.

    • @ts2768
      @ts2768 Před 5 měsíci

      @@OmniscientWarriorare you high?

    • @DominicDiMaria-fq1oh
      @DominicDiMaria-fq1oh Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@ts2768no that's one of the candidates

  • @vonwux
    @vonwux Před 5 měsíci +59

    The real question is which adult diaper brand does the tenth member of congress recommend?

  • @uriargaman7241
    @uriargaman7241 Před 2 měsíci +5

    The skeleton of Ronald Ragan dances beautifully

  • @ColinMulcahy-tq7xh
    @ColinMulcahy-tq7xh Před měsícem +3

    My favorite part is when you directly quoted Biden. This isn't the future. This might as well be our current situation in congress. Sad.
    Cheers,
    Colin.

  • @user_of_the_name
    @user_of_the_name Před 5 měsíci +233

    I stand behind Mr. Skeleton in the 2028 presidential election. He is so youthful and he still even has all of his teeth!

    • @nickmorgan3199
      @nickmorgan3199 Před 5 měsíci +19

      Meanwhile, some necromancer (*cough cough* special interests) is pulling his strings. I’m uncomfortable with this level of allegory

    • @ScubaFanatic60
      @ScubaFanatic60 Před 5 měsíci +8

      And a lot of energy too.

    • @someguy4331
      @someguy4331 Před 5 měsíci +2

      i am upset that you made me realize that a skeleton has more teeth than i do! lmao

    • @user_of_the_name
      @user_of_the_name Před 5 měsíci

      @@nickmorgan3199 Skelly would never! Claims that some "necromancer" is pulling his strings is fake news and is propaganda by big flesh!

    • @linmonPIE
      @linmonPIE Před 5 měsíci +2

      I’d still vote for the skeleton over Trump, maybe Biden too.

  • @declanashmore
    @declanashmore Před 5 měsíci +124

    I've got the distinct feeling that Ryan has had an above average amount of fun with this one.

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Před 5 měsíci +5

    3:40 I thought this was going to be the ACTUAL sponsor segment, in the middle of the video to tie it all together😂

  • @hiz24airness
    @hiz24airness Před měsícem +2

    That death rattle bit killed me! 😂

  • @loyalcarlon
    @loyalcarlon Před 5 měsíci +85

    That direct quote slid in there was on point.

    • @joshstephens413
      @joshstephens413 Před 5 měsíci

      Was it though? For Rethuglicans, sure. But Democrats actually have all of their faculties in working order. czcams.com/video/1A0lBO5c8Iw/video.html Your rethuglican leaders in action.

  • @danielatthemovies7554
    @danielatthemovies7554 Před 5 měsíci +341

    I swear Ryan has a time machine. Because this is what the debate will look like in a few years

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku Před 5 měsíci +18

      i'd say this is what the debate will look like this year but we all know trump's not showing up to any debate.

    • @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
      @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik Před 5 měsíci +8

      Well all look like Ryan? TIGHT.

    • @Mars2519
      @Mars2519 Před 5 měsíci +7

      well the Time Machine is broken r.n.

    • @danielatthemovies7554
      @danielatthemovies7554 Před 5 měsíci

      @@Mars2519 true true

    • @user-gh3rq1wq7u
      @user-gh3rq1wq7u Před 5 měsíci +3

      Don't need a time machine to see this one happening, just basic common sense.

  • @ArthusRen
    @ArthusRen Před 4 měsíci +14

    The Biden quote was brutal

    • @fatfurry
      @fatfurry Před 3 měsíci

      Personally, I don't think that it was much a big deal, and I don't know why it would be a big deal to anybody.

    • @ArthusRen
      @ArthusRen Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@fatfurry totally agree. Our president shouldn’t have to be mentally coherent

    • @fatfurry
      @fatfurry Před 3 měsíci

      @@ArthusRen Yeah, they're just a puppet anyways

    • @benwalker3411
      @benwalker3411 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@fatfurrysure hope you're joking

    • @toughenyourselfup
      @toughenyourselfup Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@fatfurry If the "leader" of the US can't even speak properly, that's a big deal. Like how could it even be worse?

  • @alexoblivion9295
    @alexoblivion9295 Před 5 měsíci +24

    I absolutely love the way you tied the sponsorship, the ad, and the debate into a really well done middle finger at McConnell 💙

  • @HarmonicWave
    @HarmonicWave Před 5 měsíci +315

    So, because he was able to accurately quote Biden without a teleprompter does that mean his focus is perfect?

    • @atkatnd
      @atkatnd Před 5 měsíci +7

      Yes

    • @CountCocofang
      @CountCocofang Před 5 měsíci +39

      @@sthenios7026 Just look up "joe biden I am than fly" and you get something. You know what's even more concerning? That quote is over 1 year old.

    • @Throwawaythxx
      @Throwawaythxx Před 5 měsíci +7

      It’s also a quote from Mark Twain…

    • @NopeNope-mh4ty
      @NopeNope-mh4ty Před 5 měsíci

      ⁠@@sthenios7026there’s no video, but the quote can be found in an article
      (according to another reply i read on another comment, i didn’t know it was a quote either)
      edit: found a video on a channel named ‘the random archivist’

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 Před 5 měsíci +307

    *THIS IS F-KING BRILLIANT* As a European this is EXACTLY how we see the US election

    • @epoillaKory
      @epoillaKory Před 5 měsíci +55

      As a US American…same😭

    • @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
      @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik Před 5 měsíci +23

      American, I 100% agree

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Před 5 měsíci +38

      I don't mind the age if they're functional. But Biden is legit hard to watch. Feels like a grandparent in an old folks home who can fall over and break at any moment.

    • @TheycallmeMrWonka
      @TheycallmeMrWonka Před 5 měsíci +21

      ​@@SeraphsWitnessOf course the age shouldn't rule them out but I think the main point is you have these very aged people making policies for an entire generation of people who they in many ways don't represent. It's not just the age it's the ideas. It wouldn't be so bad if you had the odd younger candidate but you have almost an entire system full of these people with clout to keep them exactly where they are.

    • @KiroSP
      @KiroSP Před 5 měsíci +10

      As an American I can confirm this is 100% accurate

  • @LaurenEdith-se8yo
    @LaurenEdith-se8yo Před 5 měsíci +6

    The grandpa senator’s little speech about his youth keeps getting me no matter how much I watch it.

  • @cjc363636
    @cjc363636 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I want a movie of the two 90 year olds playing checkers in a park, just babbling at each other. And Ryan could be their caregiver. Yeah, I'd watch that!!!

  • @stellataylor7436
    @stellataylor7436 Před 5 měsíci +42

    This captured all of the frustration of talking to extremely old people perfectly.

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku Před 5 měsíci +7

      this was my entire morning trying to make plans for christmas, i almost couldn't make it through the video

  • @ground_news
    @ground_news Před 5 měsíci +316

    Thank you Ryan! Happy to be supporting your work. For anyone interested, check out the link above and let us know if you have any questions.

    • @SynoPTL
      @SynoPTL Před 5 měsíci +14

      No way it's Ground News themselves

    • @trystupidstuff5950
      @trystupidstuff5950 Před 5 měsíci +25

      Will the news also be covering the things happening on top of/above the ground as well?

    • @clarkkent163000
      @clarkkent163000 Před 5 měsíci +11

      Who covers Sky news?

    • @mickeyconnor830
      @mickeyconnor830 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@clarkkent163000Umm... Sky News?
      It's basically Fox, but Australian.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I wonder which came first - Ryan's sketch or your sponsorship?
      If he wrote it first, what an opportune time for you to contact him!

  • @ChetNotJet
    @ChetNotJet Před 4 měsíci +5

    1:30 ACTUALLY i was called ChetNotJet as opposed to ChetTheJet and i still am at 97 years old

  • @TruckerJenkins82
    @TruckerJenkins82 Před 5 měsíci +2

    This is so much like what FJB is like, it's uncanny

  • @damianade6080
    @damianade6080 Před 5 měsíci +10

    "Super concerning!"
    "I will also have the Soup please." 🤣🤣

  • @jtyler9130
    @jtyler9130 Před 5 měsíci +101

    As someone who identifies as skinless we need more people like Skelly to stand up for our rights

    • @clipstuffreturns8295
      @clipstuffreturns8295 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Well, I feel it's more important we have someone spineless, and Skelly is clearly not that.

    • @Fireburst-kp4rm
      @Fireburst-kp4rm Před 5 měsíci +2

      At least he has the guts to say what is needed, or at least, lack there of.

  • @adamvialpando
    @adamvialpando Před 3 měsíci +6

    The best part 0:44

  • @carloszamorano2614
    @carloszamorano2614 Před 3 měsíci

    Gracias Antonio

  • @BatAmerica
    @BatAmerica Před 5 měsíci +33

    Wow, Senator candidates that are 93 and 97, this barely feels like an exaggeration.

    • @jonathanperez7663
      @jonathanperez7663 Před 5 měsíci +1

      He only exaggerated by 16 years.

    • @mahoganywolf8843
      @mahoganywolf8843 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@jonathanperez7663 Not even that much, Feinstein was 90 when she died and stil in office.

    • @pll3827
      @pll3827 Před 5 měsíci

      Both Biden and Trump are barely behind each other in age and there have been accusations to both of mental degradation. Everyone knows Sleepy Joe, but Trump's insistence that he's mentally fit and showing off all those tests make me suspicious Trump knows he's going downhill too.
      But then we get the democracy we deserve.

  • @theultimatelifeformiguess.
    @theultimatelifeformiguess. Před 5 měsíci +96

    "I am going to rizz over all of the youth of America" is one of the sentences of all time. The old man in the flat cap speaks like Biden, too.

    • @downhillupside
      @downhillupside Před 5 měsíci +20

      This sketch is equally about Trump - but it's just hard to satirize Trump directly, since he's basically an incomprehensible cartoon at this point.

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku Před 5 měsíci

      @@evilsharkey8954 the santa looking fellow is way too much of a harmlessly doddering old man to truly represent trump. at no point did he interrupt, brag about his penis, scream "FAKE NEWS" or threaten to nuke "jyna"... hey maybe ryan's predicting trump will be dead in 2028 and whitebeard is some other moderate republican! ...oh no, trump's the skeleton, isn't he

    • @theultimatelifeformiguess.
      @theultimatelifeformiguess. Před 5 měsíci +4

      😂 True. I can't believe he actually sold all of his NFTs and bits of the suit he wore for his mugshot. ​@@downhillupside

    • @wrathofainz
      @wrathofainz Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@theultimatelifeformiguess.I wonder what his next grift will be.

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 Před 5 měsíci

      @@wrathofainz selling your mum

  • @taylorfrederick4340
    @taylorfrederick4340 Před 5 měsíci +3

    This made me and my mom laugh uncontrollably. Thank you. That was a great Christmas gift 😁

  • @evapawlowska
    @evapawlowska Před 5 měsíci

    Great ad. Kudos to you and them!

  • @robbybadgett1263
    @robbybadgett1263 Před 5 měsíci +110

    Stopping whatever I’m doing to immediately watch Ryan’s new video is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
    …it’s pretty tight, too

  • @Tutorial7a
    @Tutorial7a Před 5 měsíci +11

    I can't believe how many members of congress use Senior Soft! It's truly bi-pottysan!

  • @CharChar2121
    @CharChar2121 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I'm just glad they're getting along.

  • @allyourpie4323
    @allyourpie4323 Před 5 měsíci +4

    3:00 underrated quote

  • @timslack7568
    @timslack7568 Před 5 měsíci +42

    no needto lie and say this is the 2028 election cycle, we all know that this is an accurate representation of the 2024 cycle, and Mr. Bones brought up some excellent points and has my vote

  • @JohnnyWednesday
    @JohnnyWednesday Před 5 měsíci +28

    Maximum respect to the actors Ryan hired to do the candidates! can't be easy to get work at that age

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF Před 5 měsíci +2

      It's America. Not everyone has a decent retirement plan. That's why politicians are so old.

  • @SfromWisconsin
    @SfromWisconsin Před 5 měsíci +8

    😂 I have probably said this to you numerous times, but this is your best sketch yet.

  • @Vongiraffe
    @Vongiraffe Před 5 měsíci +1

    love you bud. Happy holidays

  • @corey2232
    @corey2232 Před 5 měsíci +70

    2020 - "At 78 years old, sleepy Joe is too old!"
    2024 - "Trump 2024! Who cares if he's 78 years old!?"
    Me - Can we have options who weren't born while Civil War veterans were still alive?

    • @myshareofthesidewalk
      @myshareofthesidewalk Před 5 měsíci

      It's crazy that there are people ruling the modern society who were born before World War 2 was over! How are you able to even TRY to represent the youth of our nation when you're hanging out with geriatrics?

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I wanted Jim Webb to win but young voters love the military draft so much that they were unwilling to vote for a victim of the military industrial complex .

    • @SoWhat1221
      @SoWhat1221 Před 5 měsíci

      If my calculations are correct, 157 more days passed, between the assassination of President Lincoln and Joe Biden's birth, than between Biden's birth and his inauguration.

    • @GravitasZero
      @GravitasZero Před 5 měsíci +7

      The geriatric-presidential debates of 2024 are going to be lit

    • @corey2232
      @corey2232 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @GravitasZero One will stand their mumbling incoherently, the other with ignore any questions & just hurl insults while going off on random tangents...
      Jimmy Carter only served 1 term, surely he's down to run again at the ripe age of 99! Wheel him out for another go!

  • @paperclip9558
    @paperclip9558 Před 5 měsíci +71

    Your depiction of old people is so on point 😂 Every subtle details from speech style to face expression to body gesture is there. Great performance, Ryan!

  • @user-yu3dg5ml1z
    @user-yu3dg5ml1z Před 5 měsíci

    Hey Ryan George and everyone else, Merry Christmas to all of u and ur loved ones may yalls new year shine bright with love, happiness, productivity and huge success ❤😊❤

  • @burnacco
    @burnacco Před 5 měsíci +3

    bro this is f*cking hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭 definitely one of the funniest ones you've ever made fr

  • @kforkrish
    @kforkrish Před 5 měsíci +12

    Where's 90s Time Travel Show? Bring that back Man!

  • @lanigirognithemos
    @lanigirognithemos Před 5 měsíci +124

    I think you should have had a 500 year old bottle of wine as a candidate who beats all the other ones cause he just gets better with age 😃

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Před 5 měsíci +19

      500 year-old wine would just be vinegar most likely. Even most 100 year-old wines are mostly evaporated and turned by now.
      There's a famous 1650 year-old bottle called the Speyer Wine Bottle that experts apparently think is drinkable but... that's obviously speculation. Nobody's cracking it open to try. lol

    • @lanigirognithemos
      @lanigirognithemos Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@SeraphsWitness 🤣

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt Před 5 měsíci +7

      @@SeraphsWitnessBut still more qualified than all the human candidates put together.

  • @thomasgrun9133
    @thomasgrun9133 Před 4 měsíci +2

    That death rattle killed me :D

  • @frankbarenbach6044
    @frankbarenbach6044 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Great video... and so sad at the same time. 😢

  • @nrsrymj
    @nrsrymj Před 5 měsíci +155

    Love what you do Ryan. Keeping us laughing through rough times.

  • @yummynubs3646
    @yummynubs3646 Před 5 měsíci +85

    As a certified youth I can confirm that these presidents did rizz all over me

  • @NaveKnights
    @NaveKnights Před 5 měsíci

    Merry Christmas Ryan!

  • @kashv.k2797
    @kashv.k2797 Před 5 měsíci

    I like the fact you made eye contact to both of them. Great detail

  • @my3dviews
    @my3dviews Před 5 měsíci +44

    1:26 That's the most different that a Ryan character has ever looked (other than wearing a full costume). I wouldn't even know it is him if it wasn't for being in this video on his channel. 😄

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku Před 5 měsíci +4

      it had me picturing ryan watching makeup guru tiktoks and boy did they work!

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@dietotaku It was good to see characters that look different, even though it is still him doing them. Was one of his best videos for sure.

  • @user-qn2fk4xy6w
    @user-qn2fk4xy6w Před 5 měsíci +154

    Quoting Biden's incoherent rambling about his mental focus was genius.

  • @zerogeewhiz1
    @zerogeewhiz1 Před 5 měsíci

    Thanks for putting out something new this close to Xmas.

  • @legiN_makez
    @legiN_makez Před 5 měsíci +6

    you pulled out all the tricks for this one. i love it.

  • @brianwaller3875
    @brianwaller3875 Před 5 měsíci +53

    The fact that a Biden commercial was right before this video about donating to have a cup of joe with him and the VPis hilarious I thought the video started 😂😂

    • @SwissTanuki
      @SwissTanuki Před 5 měsíci +8

      Sometimes, I regret having premium

    • @mattc9598
      @mattc9598 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@SwissTanuki Sometimes I take adblock off just to see how bad the ads have gotten. My favorite is the ad for a degree in anti-racism at a university in canada.

    • @joshstephens413
      @joshstephens413 Před 5 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/1A0lBO5c8Iw/video.html Your rethuglican leaders in action.

    • @davidalexander3320
      @davidalexander3320 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@SwissTanuki wouldn't matter. Not everyone is fed the same ads. I didn't get a biden ad and likely most users didn't either.

  • @Hector_Olivares.
    @Hector_Olivares. Před 5 měsíci +50

    The sequel we all needed

  • @dadadadave9652
    @dadadadave9652 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Super concerning" killllled me, Ryan is a master of everything hilarious. Guess you can call him, King of the HIL-arious 🤣

  • @vivianlaw13
    @vivianlaw13 Před 5 měsíci

    Brilliant....!

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 Před 5 měsíci +26

    Old man Ryan George is awesome. He probably has ounces of butterscotch candies in his pocket.

  • @Cholin3947
    @Cholin3947 Před 5 měsíci +30

    No joke, this video was preceded by a Biden fundraiser ad.

    • @izarian42
      @izarian42 Před 5 měsíci +7

      I got that too! I honestly thought that was part of the joke at first!

    • @logankearl8115
      @logankearl8115 Před 5 měsíci +8

      He knows when we are sleeping. He knows when we are awake. If only he knew that about himself

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Same

  • @binaryglitch64
    @binaryglitch64 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Little story about that joke... 'super concerning'... 'I'll take the soup'... When I was a kid and my mom took me to Denny's the waitress would ask ”soup or salad" and I understood it as "souper salad" so I said "yes, please.” there was a moment of confusion, nobody understood my confusion so they just repeated the question... I didn't hear it any different so I answered differently"yes, I'd like the super salad" then it clicked with Ron (my mom's boyfriend of 10 years, basically my stepdad without the formal marriage)...he enunciated it such that there was a very clear pause and in that moment I realized my choices, "I'll take the salad please."... Never forgot that. That was over 30 years ago.

  • @loaykatarya
    @loaykatarya Před 5 měsíci +3

    0:39
    I actually cried. I never cry from laughter at a CZcams. I couldn't take it. He really rizzed all over the place

  • @jaypee9575
    @jaypee9575 Před 5 měsíci +16

    You have a lot of faith if you think they're going to improve by this much.

  • @viralgecko
    @viralgecko Před 5 měsíci +6

    That was a direct quote caught me

  • @LOLINC2010
    @LOLINC2010 Před 5 měsíci +2

    We've started talking like Ryan George around the house.
    Me: Hi there, hello. It's me, the father from the family you're currently in.
    Kids: Hi there, hello.