My $400,000 Van Life

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  • čas přidán 31. 01. 2021
  • Does Almond’s $400,000 van life stand up next to a totally tricked out live-in school bus? Dump your gray water and grab your granola because we’re about to find out!
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    Courtney Miller // / co_mill
    Noah Grossman // / noahgrossman214
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  • @niqlelecteur2286
    @niqlelecteur2286 Před 3 lety +2071

    "I'm Almond"
    I didn't need to cackle that hard

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +6

      I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear ni

    • @singinginthesoul
      @singinginthesoul Před 3 lety +37

      @@AxxLAfriku do you ever stop

    • @StokedAlmond
      @StokedAlmond Před 3 lety +4

      I'm stoked Almond....😳

    • @rattails
      @rattails Před 3 lety

      Haha😂😂😂

    • @Coralites
      @Coralites Před 3 lety

      @@rattails Bazinga

  • @sloanewalker42
    @sloanewalker42 Před 3 lety +5407

    This isn’t even parodying anything, this is just real life now.

  • @Claire-lu8hf
    @Claire-lu8hf Před 3 lety +3524

    When your daddy is so rich you’re homeless on purpose

  • @meghanr.4601
    @meghanr.4601 Před 3 lety +2299

    I love that everyone’s questioning where they got the van from and not how they got a school bus

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees Před 3 lety +70

      You can just buy them. Pretty cheap too if you get a decommissioned one from a school district. You do need to get a special license endorsement which will run you like 100 bucks.

    • @Stephie0125
      @Stephie0125 Před 3 lety +106

      @@Toastybees It's cheaper if you wait until the driver goes for coffee... allegedly.

    • @LanaKir3767
      @LanaKir3767 Před 3 lety +6

      That's true !!! How did they get a f****** school bus ?

    • @OhShuckaroos
      @OhShuckaroos Před 3 lety +6

      @@LanaKir3767 they are pretty cheap actually. You can call your local school district for them.

    • @mrbbybee
      @mrbbybee Před 3 lety +1

      IKR XD

  • @jamesgraydon556
    @jamesgraydon556 Před 3 lety +2470

    Just saying, Reiner can totally jump higher than almond

    • @StokedAlmond
      @StokedAlmond Před 3 lety +50

      Big time.
      Almond wasn't even trying.
      She just wasn't very stoked.

    • @SpartanHoplite360
      @SpartanHoplite360 Před 3 lety +13

      She really couldn’t jump very high could she 😂

    • @certiimxhzn
      @certiimxhzn Před 3 lety +53

      Nah, it's because she loves the earth so much she likes to stay close to it.

    • @suchithsriram854
      @suchithsriram854 Před 3 lety +17

      For a second I thought this was an. Aot reference and felt. Miserable for. Not understanding it 😂

    • @thatcuber3614
      @thatcuber3614 Před 3 lety +1

      @@suchithsriram854 same, was about to make a joke about Sasha not being able to jump anymore

  • @AletheAce
    @AletheAce Před 3 lety +1975

    It's like those "wanderlust, free spirit" traveling girls. When asked how they do it, they go "just let go of all the restrictions that hold you down and fly like a bird....oh and also have rich parents"

    • @Miles26545
      @Miles26545 Před 3 lety +46

      Really rich parents, but spoiled

    • @-PunkGirlSpit
      @-PunkGirlSpit Před 3 lety +7

      lol prove it.

    • @Miles26545
      @Miles26545 Před 3 lety +1

      @@-PunkGirlSpit what

    • @AletheAce
      @AletheAce Před 3 lety +41

      @@-PunkGirlSpit exactly. The other day I had a wanderlust girl try to tell me she was able to travel all over the world because she saved up all her money from waitressing 3 months lmao like what, these people are completely detached from reality

    • @theoutsiderjess4869
      @theoutsiderjess4869 Před 3 lety +2

      You mean fake wanderlust girl

  • @shlawg963
    @shlawg963 Před 3 lety +732

    Child: Mommy, why is there an entire crew of people filming a dumpster?
    Mom: Sweetie, we talked about this, just walk away.

  • @Gabe_Cross
    @Gabe_Cross Před 3 lety +1224

    "I don't eat anything that used to be alive. I'm all plant based."
    "Um, plants used to be alive."
    She may be plant based, but he is just based.

    • @piercetheskye_4508
      @piercetheskye_4508 Před 3 lety +31

      If you try hard enough you can survive off of air alone. No more harming anyone and if you are too weak minded and die that's one less human alive ~ probably said by some white girl

    • @sayYes2019
      @sayYes2019 Před 3 lety +16

      @@piercetheskye_4508 I mean you can survive on air alone. Just not for long :D

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 Před 3 lety +5

      @@piercetheskye_4508 that is an actual movement in the 1970's.

    • @ReincarnatedGhost1
      @ReincarnatedGhost1 Před 2 lety

      Based or biased? Sorry…

    • @Gabe_Cross
      @Gabe_Cross Před 2 lety

      @@ReincarnatedGhost1 Based.

  • @frankizeller1332
    @frankizeller1332 Před 3 lety +2610

    i truly wanna know where they got the “set” for this sketch lmao

    • @noname-ff3pd
      @noname-ff3pd Před 3 lety +5

      0

    • @frankizeller1332
      @frankizeller1332 Před 3 lety +32

      @@ethanburkhammer8598 ya but where did they get the vans lol

    • @StannaUS
      @StannaUS Před 3 lety +67

      Link rented one for vacation, maybe this was it???

    • @willmute
      @willmute Před 3 lety +43

      @@frankizeller1332 DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

    • @kyrahyatt2493
      @kyrahyatt2493 Před 3 lety +5

      I was thinking the same thing

  • @jackadamo283
    @jackadamo283 Před 3 lety +2361

    This is literally every Tiktoker that lives in a bus/van

  • @calebgusto12
    @calebgusto12 Před 3 lety +369

    “Do you have protection?”
    “I have my eating glove.”
    “That’s hot.”
    Bruh 😂

    • @iamahacker8324
      @iamahacker8324 Před 3 lety +1

      Do you think noah actually laid brittany or they just went dumpster diving

    • @Maya-nk1rh
      @Maya-nk1rh Před 3 lety +2

      Lmao

  • @lexiasbury7567
    @lexiasbury7567 Před 3 lety +409

    The fact that almond hurt her own feelings through a love letter she wrote to herself. ...mood

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 Před 3 lety +1071

    Glad to see Noah's hipster voice back.

  • @ILikeBirds
    @ILikeBirds Před 3 lety +779

    These aren’t parodies, they’re documentaries

  • @andycrawley9445
    @andycrawley9445 Před 3 lety +101

    I’d say Almond could fund her vanlife selling her bath water, but looks like her succulents will need it more.
    Court played this perfectly!

  • @xahunkin408
    @xahunkin408 Před 3 lety +130

    Courtney looks amazing in literally anything
    Does anyone agree

    • @TheVaff3l
      @TheVaff3l Před 3 lety +1

      No. I know it's a sketch, but I get irrationally angry at people who wears their jacket like that. Probably because the only people around here that does it are obnoxious elementary school kids, who asks random strangers if they have games on their phones.

    • @atoseco
      @atoseco Před 3 lety +2

      Anyone know that green jacket?? Been looking for one like that for months

  • @imanshumpert7129
    @imanshumpert7129 Před 3 lety +452

    Casting is pretty on point, I can't see anybody other than Noah and Court pulling it off.

    • @Jiren420
      @Jiren420 Před 3 lety +29

      Idk i think damien and kimmy could

    • @Shay_Nessa
      @Shay_Nessa Před 3 lety +15

      I'd like to see kimmy abd Tommy take a crack at it!

    •  Před 3 lety +4

      Anthony and Ian would've done this differently.

  • @its.serena.official
    @its.serena.official Před 3 lety +447

    *5 sec into the video*
    “Hi, I’m Almond.”
    Me: This is gonna be good.

  • @sophiaroselle8480
    @sophiaroselle8480 Před 3 lety +79

    4:58 "Donated all my charity to money" - Courtney Almond Miller 2021

    • @Jiren420
      @Jiren420 Před 3 lety +6

      ? Almond wasnt the one who said that reiner did. She burned her money

    • @crazychristopher1989
      @crazychristopher1989 Před 3 lety

      Almond actually did say it in the end during the blooper reel. Rainer actually said "I donated all my money to charity".

  • @pestylucas7406
    @pestylucas7406 Před 3 lety +61

    I would actually watch this as a romance movie.

  • @heavenlyrey
    @heavenlyrey Před 3 lety +312

    thought this was gonna be another Totally True Documentary but I ain’t complaining.

  • @frb6956
    @frb6956 Před 3 lety +278

    "A drawer in a drawer in a drawer" Drawerception....

  • @BRACEwits
    @BRACEwits Před 3 lety +29

    I’m actually impressed with how high Noah can jump and that he didn’t land on his sunglasses

  • @catsftw5248
    @catsftw5248 Před 3 lety +3

    4:06
    Me, a sims player: ah yes, the dumpster woohoo

  • @EchelonZeroOne
    @EchelonZeroOne Před 3 lety +105

    Is it just me, or did Noah just capture every person like this? Dude deserves a freakin' Oscar.

  • @NoInternetDinosaur
    @NoInternetDinosaur Před 3 lety +216

    I feel like we haven’t seen Noah in a while, I’ve missed him

  • @ofanichan
    @ofanichan Před 7 měsíci +2

    I love that MTV-speed up section when Almond shows us her van and she just takes 2 steps.

  • @RYUZAKILL117
    @RYUZAKILL117 Před 3 lety +5

    3:10 This would’ve been a perfect moment for the “Friggin’ Bath Salts” old man

  • @rapterlord5169
    @rapterlord5169 Před 3 lety +143

    “Um, plants used to be alive?”
    *slams mini drawer into wall*

  • @girioola
    @girioola Před 3 lety +3

    3:20 me waiting for the old man saying fricking bath salts
    only ogs remember

  • @bigmattboi
    @bigmattboi Před 3 lety +2

    Just got out of school so hyped to see a video

  • @SciFactsYT118
    @SciFactsYT118 Před 3 lety +201

    Random fact: Venus is the second brightest object in the night sky.

  • @superkamipopo4469
    @superkamipopo4469 Před 3 lety +69

    My girlfriend is obsessed with these kinds of videos. This video is so fucking perfect

  • @Claego
    @Claego Před 10 měsíci +4

    Okay the drawer within a drawer within a drawer making fun of minimalist aesthetics and Almond's love letter to herself being judgemental is great comedy 😂

  • @ANONYM00SE
    @ANONYM00SE Před 3 lety +3

    2:50 imagine walking out of Wal-Mart and seeing this

  • @Rawt173
    @Rawt173 Před 3 lety +71

    I’m so sorry
    But when I first saw Noah my brain went “Shrek”
    I’M SORRY NOAH FORGIVE ME

  • @CourtneySchiffert
    @CourtneySchiffert Před 3 lety +134

    Ok but why do I think Almond is actually kind of a pretty name?

  • @Christiangirl727
    @Christiangirl727 Před 2 lety +3

    Coming back here September 2021 😬

  • @fresh_nino
    @fresh_nino Před 3 lety +2

    When they did the Jumping i just waited for Noah to Step on his glases🤣

  • @uchihabomber1296
    @uchihabomber1296 Před 3 lety +17

    It just now has occurred to me that these guys joined Smosh like 6 years ago as of this year and yet they still feel new in a way

  • @memertoire
    @memertoire Před 3 lety +49

    Almonds sprinter van is actually a Ford... not a benz ... so she actually named her van sprinter after the running technique 😂

  • @wmskur
    @wmskur Před 3 lety +7

    The "MmmMmmMMm,MMMMmmMMMMM,MMMMMMMMMM" got me

  • @kiritosenpai1501
    @kiritosenpai1501 Před 3 lety +2

    They hit the nail on the head i legit just watched a video where a guy said he realized all he needed to live permanently in his van was 100 000$ and thats pretty easy to get

  • @foxykitty69
    @foxykitty69 Před 3 lety +48

    Courtney did this way to perfectly, like she actually lives like this or something 💀

  • @Malroi
    @Malroi Před 3 lety +15

    "I have an over head bidet I use to clean my teeth"
    That line killed me😆😆😆😆😆💀💀💀💀💀

  • @mechadoggy
    @mechadoggy Před 2 lety +1

    1:39 “I have a fold-down table in my bathroom. This allows me to eat and release at the same time.”

  • @maggiekhong280
    @maggiekhong280 Před 3 lety +10

    “I donated all my charity to money”
    **gasp**

  • @gavinbarkman5440
    @gavinbarkman5440 Před 3 lety +4

    2:13 the way he put the thing back though

  • @peachy-frog
    @peachy-frog Před 3 lety +129

    whose van did you actually borrow for this lmaooo

  • @kmart1396
    @kmart1396 Před 3 lety +2

    Noah putting away the drawer in drawer by not putting it away at all just going with the "there's totally a hook on this wall for my jacket" sort of bit killed me, i know there was probably several takes but he does it so in character ahhh

  • @immortalmanz6782
    @immortalmanz6782 Před 3 lety +1

    This is one off my favourite episode

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 3 lety +19

    Smosh: The D'Amelios
    Dixie: DEEP VOICEEEE

  • @tominniemouse1060
    @tominniemouse1060 Před 3 lety +16

    “Im Almond”
    I’m crying 😂

  • @BOMNN
    @BOMNN Před 6 měsíci +1

    NOAHS WALKS IS THE BEST THING EVER

  • @TesserasNerfRoom
    @TesserasNerfRoom Před 2 měsíci +1

    1:10 his walk cycle gives me the will to live

  • @danimarques94
    @danimarques94 Před 3 lety +45

    So she has a Ford Sprinter? Not a Mercedes Sprinter? Why isnt anyone talking about this xD

    • @JeniousJustin
      @JeniousJustin Před 3 lety +5

      They were all out of Chevy Econolines to rent

    • @groundzero_-lm4md
      @groundzero_-lm4md Před 3 lety +4

      The Ford one is a Transit.
      My dad hates the van life people. Now he gets asked to move when he parks his work van because people assume he is living in it.

    • @viveklego
      @viveklego Před 3 lety +1

      Next it'll be a Chevy Transit lol

    • @moremoney2
      @moremoney2 Před 3 lety

      It's all a parody. Enjoy the show.

  • @benhall2162
    @benhall2162 Před 3 lety +27

    I love how the argument Degenerated into five-year-old one being arguments no I’m better no I’m better I can jump higher I’m better I’m sure I’m more cool me

    • @benhall2162
      @benhall2162 Před 3 lety

      After reading my own tweet I must say that my response is also about five years old as well

    • @god8991
      @god8991 Před 3 lety

      @@benhall2162 hey daddy😏

    • @amonkali6698
      @amonkali6698 Před 3 lety

      Um.....Tweet? 🤔

    • @Jiren420
      @Jiren420 Před 3 lety

      @@benhall2162 tweet?
      This is CZcams bro
      Its a comment not a tweet 🙄😂

    • @moremoney2
      @moremoney2 Před 3 lety

      billy johansen; is that your virtue signaling response? Well my Dad can beat up you Dad. Haha

  • @jukelly64
    @jukelly64 Před 3 lety +3

    When Noah casually tossed his drawers and walked away when they hit the wall, that made this video for me.

  • @jeremy486
    @jeremy486 Před 3 lety +1

    I feared for Noah's sunglasses on those first jumps

  • @maria_nava
    @maria_nava Před 3 lety +5

    Courtney's voice is just so mwah 😘🤌

  • @Gamooch
    @Gamooch Před 3 lety +3

    This sketch was amazing! Courtney and Noah both played their parts soo well. I laughed so much

  • @insignusgaming1203
    @insignusgaming1203 Před 3 lety +4

    "do you have protection?" "We can use my eating glove." BRUH

  • @limitlessgamer7470
    @limitlessgamer7470 Před 3 lety

    This is the first video I watched in a while but I'm glad Noah is back

    • @cwolf201
      @cwolf201 Před 3 lety +1

      Most of us are glad we remember that noah told us in 2020 that he's been a part timer since january 2020. and as a result he's only here sometimes. because of that we didn't wonder if he left

  • @Hakingafa
    @Hakingafa Před 3 lety +19

    I’d actually live in the sprinter that’s how bad my living situation is

  • @alien9849
    @alien9849 Před 3 lety +227

    Claim your “early People” ticket here...

  • @jazza333
    @jazza333 Před 7 měsíci +1

    i have absolutely always love noah’s sassiness

  • @kiefmacaw6470
    @kiefmacaw6470 Před 3 lety +1

    Noah's back!!!!

  • @troybar4130
    @troybar4130 Před 3 lety +4

    3:01 this just reminded me of Morgz

  • @ethicalcollective
    @ethicalcollective Před 3 lety +42

    Fun fact: everyone else including me who is commenting right now hasn’t even watched half of the video yet vhg

  • @kabirkhan456
    @kabirkhan456 Před 3 lety +2

    Courtney's laugh is so wholesome 😂😂👍❤️

  • @Aerialattacker67
    @Aerialattacker67 Před 3 lety

    The sketches with noah are the best sketches

  • @pinapple-cg6vj
    @pinapple-cg6vj Před 3 lety +5

    how amazing would it be if you that clip of the guy saying “friggin bathsalts” with Courtney and Noah jumping in the air

    • @sonjalam3843
      @sonjalam3843 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh my goodness I thought of the same thing too

  • @SherbetAlex
    @SherbetAlex Před 3 lety +10

    Honestly, this just makes me think of The Barrel and I feel kind of sad now.

    • @-Offstar
      @-Offstar Před 3 lety

      I actually teared up a little.

  • @limitlesscoker6669
    @limitlesscoker6669 Před 3 lety

    That was crazy, I loved it I subscribed can’t wait for the next

  • @HearOutHannah
    @HearOutHannah Před 3 lety

    Noah is EVERYTHING!

  • @Danbo22987
    @Danbo22987 Před 3 lety +3

    As someone who has been watching a lot of tiny house videos, I feel this.

  • @evelynvslife
    @evelynvslife Před 3 lety +4

    My anxiety was going crazy when Noah was jumping so close to those sunglasses 😫

  • @BrittaCoaching
    @BrittaCoaching Před 3 lety +2

    Oh my gosh I laughed so hard at Courtney’s (Almond’s) love letters to herself!

  • @zanagonzales9739
    @zanagonzales9739 Před 3 lety

    This is a pair I didn't know i needed. Lol

  • @quacky9164
    @quacky9164 Před 3 lety +5

    Imagine just driving and seeing this lol

    • @psilocylence
      @psilocylence Před 3 lety +1

      I’d park, approach the crew and ask them if I could watch, lol it would be awesome!

  • @iynque
    @iynque Před 3 lety +3

    Featuring Courtney Miller as Almond, and Noah Grossman as himself. 💚

  • @RobinDale50
    @RobinDale50 Před 9 měsíci +2

    From satire to actual people who behave like this in just 2 years. The window from "you can't make this stuff up" keeps getting shorter and shorter.

  • @heroesonfire8818
    @heroesonfire8818 Před 3 lety +1

    courtney and noah are vibing so good in this one

  • @rileybishop4153
    @rileybishop4153 Před 3 lety +4

    WE NEED MORE COURTNEY AND NOAH VIDEOS

  • @purpledinosaur7258
    @purpledinosaur7258 Před 3 lety +2

    Little did we know this is how Courtney and Noah live everyday

  • @IchibanGames
    @IchibanGames Před 3 lety

    Best skit in a long time LOL

  • @khonojeya01
    @khonojeya01 Před 3 lety

    What did almond even mean at 2:15 🤣🤣 I loved this so much

  • @msaidou
    @msaidou Před 3 lety +3

    “i only shop at co-ops because they’re eco friendly”
    eating from plastic bowl with plastic spoon just 5 seconds earlier 💀

  • @jamesmcternan7723
    @jamesmcternan7723 Před 3 lety +3

    Fun fact: this is just a documentary of courtney and noahs normal lives

  • @Firestar-rm8df
    @Firestar-rm8df Před 3 lety

    Best video from smosh I have seen in a long time. May have to look through what they have been making. I haven't really seen any videos from them in like a year.

  • @ONKlive
    @ONKlive Před 3 lety

    Ive been loving these non themed scetches they fun

  • @Paranormal_Nomad
    @Paranormal_Nomad Před 3 lety +3

    As a vanlifer myself, I've never met anyone like this lol

    • @kieranholloway1266
      @kieranholloway1266 Před 3 lety +1

      Same. I've met some very nice people. But I have watched vanlife CZcamsrs who act like these haha

  • @joshm977
    @joshm977 Před 3 lety +7

    ok but i just want to know who’s van they used
    edit: never mind i need that bus

  • @abip2055
    @abip2055 Před 3 lety +1

    I cannot tell you how happy I was to see Noah

  • @alexusp
    @alexusp Před 3 lety

    Almond and Rainer? I love this too much 😭😂

  • @chillgiver
    @chillgiver Před 3 lety +3

    I hope everyone reading this has a great day!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 3 lety +16

    Gal: join me in the BEDROOM area
    Everyone: Ohh lets have fun 😈

  • @marysaul5541
    @marysaul5541 Před 3 lety

    This is my new favorite Smosh vid...for sure.

  • @stephenwilkinson207
    @stephenwilkinson207 Před 3 lety

    Noah is back yay

  • @linaespunkt3222
    @linaespunkt3222 Před 3 lety +8

    Maybe, instead of a parking lot, they should be living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

    • @chibimoondotus
      @chibimoondotus Před 3 lety +1

      35 years old, eating a steady diet of government cheese, thrice divorced, and living in a van down by the river!