The Lives Of - The Jackals - Halo Machinima (Teh Spearhead)
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- The narrator returns to detail the lives of the infamously talented Jackals and their feathery cousins, the Skirmishers.
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I spilled my drink when that Moa schreeched.
LMAO is just hilarious
Me i got killed inside
But its true love
3:13
That whole sequence is me trying to interact with a crush
You forgot the part where they have aimbot
but I suppose you couldn't get any footage as the cameramen kept dying
+Megafang Jackals with beam rifles...Oh the horror
+Yoriko Arran If you heard a ping, mostly likely you won't hear a second one.
you see the light at the end of the tunnel and try to run away but then it blows a big ol' burning hole in your head. god damn it you aimbotting jackals.
Jackals warning shot is non aimbot
*dying
Lmao, "Dude you're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this."
Cries
[Sniffs] "Do you smell chicken?"
"No, I-[sniffs] Oohhh...."
"Dude you're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this."
[cries]
...
LOL
Why he cry?
@@guest9243 In short, imagine going from a proud shipmaster with command over thousands..... to somebody with zero authority and is in charge of having to watch grunts reproduce because you accidentally glassed 90% of the skirmishers in existence.
"Dude, you're gonna be on grunt-mating duty for this..." LOL!!!
Noooooooo
Do you smell chicken?
* Sniff, Sniff *
Oooooohhhh
Dude your gonna be on Grunt Mating Duty for this
Awwwwwww
3:38
He deserved it
I laughed way harder than I should at the Moa
same I replayed over again
The screams got me
AaAaAaAaAhHhHhH!!!!!!!
"Much like anything that isn't an Elite, Jackals are mainly used as cannon fodder for the Covenant" So when the Elites left, the entire Covenant military was made up of cannon fodder... No wonder we were able to kick their asses into submission so well!
SirMan McDude
Brutes are not cannon fodder and neither are jackals, the shield is annoying and grunts throw grenades. They play their part
Brutes aren't fodder either.
"The universe is full of cold dark facts, and this is one of them."
Prophet of Truth
Well I guess for truth everyone is cannon fodder so long as he can flip the switch to kill everyone in the universe
brutes come in 3 forms: halo 2 they are a monkey bonanza dropping everything so that they can ape around before getting put down like harambe. halo 3 they're basically weaker elites, and in halo reach if you pick up a needle rifle they are quite literally cannon fodder, sporting bright purple fireworks as well as setting new fastest moving corpse records
The defense gauntlet thing made me laugh so hard. "Looks fancy, works like crap. (Gauntlet goes out) "Ranckerd F%$#" Translation: This piece of F%$#!!! XD
This should be awarded
Best Video of the Year
it's actually more affect than it seems
I think it said, "What the f!$%!!"
I think she said "Piece of s#*%!"
Always sounded like "mother fuck" to me.
The skirmishers never had a proper back story.
go on halo wiki it explains it
Crimson Jace i have tried that already but it does not explain it.
Jaylin Nowlin Ill find a link 4 u
The Jackal species, being wide spread even before the covenant found them, had evolved and adapted to a variety of planets already. The Skirmishers are an extreme example of this, being physically tougher and faster than most other Jackals of which were already agile to begin with.(But with the giant shields it gets severely limited for the front line troopers)
FORMINCRAFTIA
halo.wikia.com/wiki/T'vaoan
I'm kinda disappointed you didn't say anything about how the Kig-Yar are space pirates
I mean, come on, that's a tailor-made Metroid reference
+grandadmiralthrawn92 I know right.
+grandadmiralthrawn92 They kinda look like some of the Metroidian pirates, now that I think about it...
Well, with the new definitive additions of "Lives of" out now, here's hoping that a Metroid or Pirate related joke will be added for the Jackals.
grandadmiralthrawn92 Why not start with mentioning Ibie 'shan
I couldn't stop laughing after he said it look's like big bird on meth. Lolol can't stop laughing.
T. jackson I KNOW RIGHT!!!
Lmao
I think they should make a Halo game where you play as a Skirmisher. Make it a stealth/shooter mix with the ability to switch between third and first person view. Most enemies would be physically stronger, forcing you to rely on stealth, speed, parkour, armor abilities and cunning.
blackkakari Ask 343 to do it! They like ruining Halo games! (I don't actually dislike 343 I just had to say it.)
No
+ADeliciousMuffin but it sounds like an amazing concept
+ADeliciousMuffin why not? That sounds more unique than what we've seen in any other Halo game.
Rogue Pylon You see, Ubisoft already made a game like that. Its called Assassins Creed.
2:02 sums me up
lmao same I love this comment
theeshyguy1 t
The part with the skirmisher and the moa killed me! Well done Spearhead!
2:03 jackals got swag #swag and got some swaggy walks :3
03:12 is the part where i just totally lost my shit
Lol Same here xD
JonetskyGaming me too XD
I am crying with laughter seeing this shit XD
your on grunt mating duty for this (starts crying) that's my favorite part
Bobby Temori 3:37
1:05 SOOOO TRUE
3:12 "EEEEEEH" "AAAAA-" That cracked me up XD
The sound that Moa makes always cracks me up, I just listened to it 6 times in a row. XD
3:11 good god
YEEEEEES!!! I've been waiting for this one forever!!! You're so awesome!!!
3:12
XD
lmao
I love the sarcasm in these mockumentaries. You should do videos like you do here with the Halo races, but with Elder Scrolls races, WOW races, Guild Wars Races, Star Wars Races (although that would be HARD) and maybe even Narnian races.
And Warhammer40K races!
Do you smell chicken... No, but wait a minute.... Oooo yeah
Dude, you're gonna be on Grunt mating duty for this.
now I'm hungry :v
Skirmishers are why I carry a Shotgun.
1Like = 1 Shotgun shell.
48 Shotgun Shells = 1 Dead Skirmisher.
1 Skirmisher = 3 more Skirmishers.
4 Skirmishers = Saddnes.
4 Skirmisher Corpses = Happines.
Lol
Catsaretheworst so far we have around (keyword around) 187.5 dead skirmishers.
he needs one more like
The funniest of all encounters is to cross paths with a lone kig yar while hiking in the woods, both human and kig yar just screech at each other, then kinda run away in different directions, never mentioning ir to anyone
They literally look like raptors with Huns and shields
Great job Spearhead. This was a great video and it was just as great as I expected it to be. I've enjoyed all the videos in the series but now I think you've covered everything in the halo series. I might be wrong (considering I have only played 3, reach, and 4) but I think you've made a video for every enemy. Now what I'm waiting for the lives of the soldiers.
"Uhh... Do you smell chicken?"... "Dude your going to be on grunt mating duty." "Sobbing"
"Dude you're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this..."
[sobs]
"Do you smell chicken" I freakin lost it
I heard audio from a screaming goats video lol
The love scene gets to me every time. I'm sorry this series will not continue, but I'm glad that 'the Lives' series has entertained is to the very end of its productions. Thanks for the beautiful content, my chuffy friend ',;)
Tempermental95..W R O N G
Am I watching a video or the history channel?
Both.
Your watching bullshit
Joshua Kelp. Juice a bit of both
Love these videos great work!
Do you smell chicken? Man that had me laughing so hard. Haven't laughed like this I'm a while
When I read "with David Attenborough" LOLOLOLOL
Therapist: sniper jackal can’t hurt you, it’s not real
Me: *l e g e n d a r y h a l o 2*
Your face sums you up
The lives of moniters
This guy's videos is what keeps me Sane.
My favorite! Love it ^^
I'd laugh if you made a lives of Marines or something.
+Justin Drennan lives of ODST. shorter than noble team.
Oh god, that Moa love part, I'm laughing too much
That was amazing Spearhead. Great job!
Died laughing at the ending xD
OMG THESE ARE TOO FUNNY!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!! GREAT JOB!!! KEEP IT UP!
id like more of these cause HALO 5
I love ur vids keep up the good work!!
omg this series is just so amazing
They just screech at anything they see. They're the best.
THAT music. NEVER gets old!
Dat Swag at the end there.
Lol Fantastic Video XD
First Video I've Watched From You Guys And This Is Hilarious...! Awesome Job
FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!
This series is fucking brilliant. Really hope it continues. If not I hope you keep making videos, because they're fucking hilarious.
1:55 oh so true hahahahahaha!! I hate Skirmishers because of how fast they are! XD
Yes!
When I was younger, I didn’t know what I was looking at first time I saw a Jackal. Looking at it now, kinda looks like a humanoid raptor.
1:11 Luckily, some of us know Kig-Yarian.
"Dude, you're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this"
start crying
This was best "The Lives of" video!
This is a brilliant David Attenborough impression.
13 people were put on Grunt duty
I love this series soooo much
Ok lemme just say, us storm jackals are very different. We are awesome.
nope we normal kig-yar are better then you storm ones!
I wondered where all the skirmishers went after reach. Thanks man.
Dude! You're gonna be on grunt mating duty for this.
3:48
If I were a Elite, I would rather be punished by something else then guarding the grunt mating chamber XD
3:10 was that love? they seemed to just screech at each other and piss on another off
BeastMode Goliath *one another* ur welcome
Jimmy Walker thanks my grammer is shit
BeastMode Goliath was
I love the Jackals :) Good video :)
I don't know why, but these always crack me up
4:39 That's Arby 'n' the Chief finale's soundtrack... I see what you did there ;)
Bornstellar Makes Eternal Salting. Sey What?
This is the best episode by far. Besides the Grunts and the Elites.
WHO THE HELL DIDNT LIKE THIS?!?!
i was crying from the very beginin to the end hats off to great production.
Lol finally! Thank you for doing jackals! I have waited for this one for so long. And I hope the skirmishers return in halo 5. They where awesome.
but they were still annoying as fuck
Lol yea but I like them because of how awesome they look not beacause of how much I like killing them. Plus 343 refineing the covenant to it original spiecies it not great. I hope they come back as the francise continues.
do more I love this
this is my favorite of animal planet ! so well done. i Applause to u sir! well done indeed xD
Old but amazing
Love the dubstep. But overall fantastic, I love watching this series.
I will now refer to all Jackals as "Big Bird on meth"
LOL that was funny as hell. Speardhead you should make a video about the marines and spartans.
I remember watching this 2 years ago
Yes! Finally!
"PEEEPZZ" - there goes that billion-credit MJOLNIR investment for the UNSC.
amazing
This video is so underrated
A moa and a skirmisher such a beautiful love story. Single tear roles down eye
I think the different colors of the jackels shields is like there rank because sometimes when a jackel has a different color shield than the normal color is that they have a needler
HAHAHAHHA nice video i laughed a lot at the start!
1:55 this doesn't only work for them sometimes the flies around my food do the same
I can't believe he conpaired big bird and a f*ucking jackale
Omfg. I remember watching this years ago
Thank you Spearhead!!
Would be awesome if you made *The Lives of the Spartans* in a way that the video is about multiplayer spartan characters rather than about the actual spartans.
***** I think what he means is the Halo players themselves. How they play the game and how they treat each other (people who overuse armour-lock would be a good example).
MegaMadman64 Also maybe how some are idiots and others take it too seriously.
Exactly as stated above, about the players themselves. About how there are different kinds of spartans, for example, noobs, MLG tryhards, hackers etc.
Maybe, but with the touch of your magnificent skills it would become so hilarious that no one could get insulted, say they had so much fun watching the video.
Best documentary
Ranger Elite:Dude you're going to be on Grunt mating duty for this.
Domo Elite: Wahahaahhh!
You should have used the Halo 4 Jackals as well cuz they look scary as fuck...
I loved the narrator voice you do
Skirmishers DESERVE TO BE in all of the halo games.
Love The Lives of series. Hope you will do the Yanme'e
well done