[1571] The DUMBEST “Safe” Design I’ve Ever Seen! (Toriexon)

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  • @toastylee1234
    @toastylee1234 Před 6 měsíci +28660

    From the intro, i was expecting dumb. But i still wasn't prepared for "Gun sized hole in the front of the gun safe"

    • @jamespryor5967
      @jamespryor5967 Před 6 měsíci +486

      It was his comment on the size of the gun that clued me in.

    • @judebrown4103
      @judebrown4103 Před 6 měsíci +200

      ​@@jamespryor5967my hind brain clued in at that point but my front brain wouldn't believe it!😅

    • @nope.0.
      @nope.0. Před 6 měsíci +162

      You must have got a different thumbnail, the one I saw showed the gun coming out the hole.

    • @judebrown4103
      @judebrown4103 Před 6 měsíci +69

      @@nope.0. apparently I'm not very observant!🤣

    • @getahanddown
      @getahanddown Před 6 měsíci +122

      Someone trying the safe would have to find the flaw first and who's going to just yank a handle? Oh, crap

  • @TheSmokePope
    @TheSmokePope Před 6 měsíci +6389

    Rarely see LPL call something straight stupid. RIP this company

    • @TexDrinkwater
      @TexDrinkwater Před 6 měsíci +291

      The company likely doesn't care. This thing is mass produced in a Chinese factory, and probably sold under a dozen or more different brands.

    • @TheSmokePope
      @TheSmokePope Před 6 měsíci +102

      @@TexDrinkwater care or not, at the very least several million people will know not to buy this particular piece of shit lol.

    • @R4sKal
      @R4sKal Před 6 měsíci +2

      As far as I know, gun safes are mostly a scam, because more often than not they're just used as a pretext for the owner to avoid accountability in case something goes wrong. They mainly serve as an excuse for the gun owners, in case the weapon gets stolen or misused for something sinister, to claim they had duly stored the weapon in a safe. The actual security of said safe is of no concern in the matter.

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 Před 6 měsíci

      @@TheSmokePope You only calling particular product a piece of shit, I would also say this particular product made by piece of shits.
      People who make terrible designed products are piece of shits

    • @name1883
      @name1883 Před 6 měsíci +12

      you must not watch many LPL videos

  • @ChristianJog
    @ChristianJog Před 6 měsíci +3198

    LPL: "Its main flaw has to be intentional"
    Safe Designer: "Hooray! As promised we have made it into the Lockpicking Lawyer's YT channel"

    • @calebdowell4027
      @calebdowell4027 Před 5 měsíci +55

      Safe designer then gets told they probably have brain damage 😂😂

    • @eversiege
      @eversiege Před 5 měsíci +23

      “Jeffrey, you’re fired”

    • @davidvasquez936
      @davidvasquez936 Před 4 měsíci +1

      😂☠️💀

    • @cyberpunk.386
      @cyberpunk.386 Před 3 měsíci +9

      So this won’t be on sale for $70 anymore?

    • @andrewholden1501
      @andrewholden1501 Před 3 měsíci

      @@cyberpunk.386 Right. They're updating the listing to sell for $200, "featured on Lock Picking Lawyer!"

  • @the_matad0r342
    @the_matad0r342 Před 4 měsíci +1017

    On the plus side, it took him longer to get the gun out than it takes to open most Master Locks.

    • @joeb2000
      @joeb2000 Před 3 měsíci +44

      Thats because he likes us to see whats going on. He has Mcnally for speed runs.

    • @Nathan-dt2tu
      @Nathan-dt2tu Před 3 měsíci +29

      not sure why he bothered with the prybar. one good yank on the handle would have popped it off.

    • @walizeeshan3292
      @walizeeshan3292 Před 3 měsíci +13

      It took longer to fish the gun out of the box than it did to actually open the thing

    • @Muaddibize
      @Muaddibize Před 3 měsíci +16

      @@Nathan-dt2tu He didn't want to chip his nails on this crapy safe.

    • @andrewholden1501
      @andrewholden1501 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@walizeeshan3292 Only because he didn't want to scratch the gun!

  • @KatouMegumiosu
    @KatouMegumiosu Před 6 měsíci +7461

    This is the first time LPL had used such strong wording. I never expected this!

    • @TransKidsMafia
      @TransKidsMafia Před 6 měsíci +44

      My toddler came out as trans.

    • @ss181292
      @ss181292 Před 6 měsíci +305

      I believe, that as a Lawyer, he knows when he can insult someone and be sure he can prove in court, that it was not an insult, just a statement of a fact 🤣

    • @phoneyphone
      @phoneyphone Před 6 měsíci +13

      Brutal

    • @-Ricky_Spanish-
      @-Ricky_Spanish- Před 6 měsíci +192

      Yeah he's legitimately mad about this one and righty so, the purpose of this safe is too important to be this flawed, and it made it past WAY too many people for this company to be taken seriously when it comes to firearm security.

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid Před 6 měsíci +95

      Someone breaking into your shed is all fun and games but with gun safety, things get serious for him.

  • @wthrwyz
    @wthrwyz Před 6 měsíci +6387

    I work in IT, and my co-workers and I often talk to clients about the dangers of outdated security practices and technologies. One of our favorite analogies when it comes to demonstrating how broken security can be worse than no security at all is to say something along the lines of, "you've been dutifully locking the door every day but ignoring the gaping hole in the middle of it."
    I never thought I would see such a perfectly-designed real-life example of the concept.

    • @-_.._._--_.-.-_-_-_-...-.-
      @-_.._._--_.-.-_-_-_-...-.- Před 6 měsíci +87

      So true. I am going to use this as an example to help explain bad security products.

    • @davidvasquez6386
      @davidvasquez6386 Před 6 měsíci

      @@-_.._._--_.-.-_-_-_-...-.- so... It ended up being a good for something product...

    • @ClayMurray
      @ClayMurray Před 6 měsíci +139

      I work in IT and have used almost the same analogy. Mine is usually along the lines of "as secure as a lock on a screen door".

    • @TKWNNGGT
      @TKWNNGGT Před 6 měsíci +71

      Now you got the perfect analogy *AND* the perfect example, buy that baby for 70$ and show that shit off to future clients lmfao

    • @MichaelTilton
      @MichaelTilton Před 6 měsíci +22

      The locked gate securing precious kiddos can be defeated with a piece of string or a Skinny Guy(tm) like me (6'5" 260lbs) squeezing through the gap .
      It's all security theater.

  • @kevinlee3597
    @kevinlee3597 Před 5 měsíci +985

    “It’s hard for me to imagine a sentient being that’s both this dumb, and still breathing”
    The Lock Picking Lawyer never disappoints! 🤣

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před 3 měsíci +4

      also apparently does not get out in public much.. I am blown away every single day that we humans can be as dumb as we often are

    • @ross-carlson
      @ross-carlson Před 3 měsíci +2

      Yup, and thankfully for him he doesn't interact with any of the MAGA crowd.

    • @MiiMavis
      @MiiMavis Před 3 měsíci

      i misunderstood it for "breeding"
      like its darwins fault

    • @user-go8fp5xr3x
      @user-go8fp5xr3x Před 14 dny

      LPL has never worked under a Manager, attended a job interview, or rented an apartment.
      Landlord: "The only way you'll get your security deposit back is to prove you never entered your apartment!"
      Manager: "I had to let everyone else go. You'll have to do all their work without a raise. Just be grateful you still have a job!"
      Interviewer: "This is an Entry Level position. You need at least 5 years of experience!"

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. Před 5 měsíci +1317

    "It is legitimately hard for me to imagine a sentient being who is both THIS dumb and still breathing"
    LPL clearly doesn't spend much time on twitter

    • @PetrosDelialis
      @PetrosDelialis Před 5 měsíci +4

      True

    • @ha231
      @ha231 Před 3 měsíci +16

      Or reddit. And can't possibly ever read his comments. Good for him.

    • @zephyr8072
      @zephyr8072 Před 3 měsíci

      CZcams commenters throwing shade at other communities is like a monkey flinging its own feces.

    • @andrevaz1289
      @andrevaz1289 Před 3 měsíci +23

      You seem to have it mixed up, Twitter users aren't sentient, that implies consciousness and awareness of your surroundings, as well of your own existence and the implications that come with it

    • @yeetyeet7070
      @yeetyeet7070 Před 3 měsíci +3

      This rings more true every day

  • @TheAquaticMandolin
    @TheAquaticMandolin Před 6 měsíci +1994

    You know it's bad when he doesn't even try the lock.

    • @feirisWheel
      @feirisWheel Před 6 měsíci +144

      Why bother when someone has already cut it open for you

    • @Mizuryryn
      @Mizuryryn Před 6 měsíci +35

      *Stage of LPL Approval:*
      (Stage 1) Just use fork, astronaut lego, spoon or mini plastic crowbar to open
      (Stage 2) Jiggler
      (Stage 3) Simple lockpick
      (Stage 4) Might contain fake pins or serrated pins
      (Stage 5) ''LPL Recommends that Product''
      (Final Stage) Stuff Lock / Puzzle Lock

    • @deanospimoniful
      @deanospimoniful Před 6 měsíci +19

      Don't need to pick the lock on the front door when it's hanging wide open.

    • @davidson8939
      @davidson8939 Před 6 měsíci +12

      @@deanospimoniful given how much of the hand went in you could probably 'pick' the lock from the back.

    • @synapse349
      @synapse349 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Now im wondering just how good the actual lock is... Maybe the hole can be welded shut and the safe used after all

  • @Taubenkill0r
    @Taubenkill0r Před 6 měsíci +3686

    "This is a gun. Can you guess which hole that goes through? That's right! It goes in the square hole."
    This is the reason kids need that kind of toy when growing up.

    • @johnnythespent5660
      @johnnythespent5660 Před 6 měsíci +147

      Criminally underrated joke. Or it's just me, loving that vine.

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak Před 6 měsíci +60

      @@johnnythespent5660 Nope that video is gold. Even tho i only use CZcams, it is here aswell. Both versions. Good acting only sell it more.

    • @EGL24Xx
      @EGL24Xx Před 6 měsíci +9

      That was not a square hole

    • @kutter_ttl6786
      @kutter_ttl6786 Před 6 měsíci +39

      ​@@EGL24Xxmissed the joke.

    • @EGL24Xx
      @EGL24Xx Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@kutter_ttl6786 Well aware of the joke, just pointing something out

  • @ryandavis6107
    @ryandavis6107 Před 5 měsíci +113

    I burst out laughing at this! I was expecting some weird outrageous flaw in the lock, not a complete fail in the security of the safe itself!

    • @TitaniumDragon
      @TitaniumDragon Před 3 měsíci +1

      Ah yes, nothing says lockpicking like a small crowbar.

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 Před 5 měsíci +57

    Wish my uncle were still alive, I'd show this to him lol. He was always talking about how gun safety was a big priority, but then bought the absolute stupidest crap to "secure" his guns. As he was bragging about his new gun safe, I picked the cylinder lock using the edge of a strip of small staples as a tension wrench, and set the pins with a tack. As he's going on and on about how I'm wasting my time and I'll never get it open, it opens.

    • @christopherrogers532
      @christopherrogers532 Před 3 měsíci

      With enough time, patience, and spite any gun safe can be opened. :P

    • @CPFMTKV
      @CPFMTKV Před 2 měsíci

      ⁠​⁠@@christopherrogers532some are much easier than others though

  • @DaveBoatBuilder
    @DaveBoatBuilder Před 6 měsíci +2728

    Remember, if you ever say "Nobody could be that stupid" the universe takes it as a challenge.

    • @LeeONardo
      @LeeONardo Před 6 měsíci +38

      I live by my motto - "never underestimate the power of stupid, it can affect anyone at anytime"

    • @emsguy486
      @emsguy486 Před 6 měsíci +20

      26 years in emergency services and I agree.

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 Před 6 měsíci +44

      "If you make something idiot-proof, they'll just make a better idiot."

    • @zanderman2009
      @zanderman2009 Před 6 měsíci +2

      and every time the universe stands zero chance against the human race... we're the only species that silences the universe because of sheer shock

    • @roachymart2318
      @roachymart2318 Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@K4RN4GE911 I always say when someone calls something idiot-proof, the universe takes offense to that and goes out of it's way to prove them wrong.

  • @aysnov
    @aysnov Před 6 měsíci +1477

    It's not a flaw, it's the backup access feature for when you accidentally left your finger at home.

    • @TheLineychiller
      @TheLineychiller Před 6 měsíci +28

      good one. I laughed out loud

    • @edwinmcguire6040
      @edwinmcguire6040 Před 6 měsíci +31

      It's a Backdoor for the FBI and ATF

    • @king_Charles501
      @king_Charles501 Před 6 měsíci +4

      😂😂😂

    • @ScottOrd
      @ScottOrd Před 6 měsíci +6

      No fingers? No problem! 🤣

    • @rocbolt
      @rocbolt Před 6 měsíci +10

      Its amusing the reviews the safe currently has are mostly complaining how fast the keypad batteries die. None of them have figured out the handy backup opening hatch yet, lol

  • @GGsquared
    @GGsquared Před 6 měsíci +136

    This is like making sure to lock all the doors of your house but leaving the first floor window open.

    • @PromptCriticalJello
      @PromptCriticalJello Před 5 měsíci +8

      More like thinking glass windows somehow make your house secure.

    • @Forthakine
      @Forthakine Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@PromptCriticalJello nah not even glass, literally just 6 layers of plastic wrap

    • @ltcgamesdivision1815
      @ltcgamesdivision1815 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I think its more like locking your window and leaving the front door open 😂

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon Před 3 měsíci +3

      More like locking the door, but the door hinge isn't connected to anything.

  • @jamesdstallard8743
    @jamesdstallard8743 Před 3 měsíci +5

    i'm nearly speechless. I was actually thinking "I bet the weight of the 'full sized' handgun causes it to pop open when mounted under the desk", but this. Bloody hell.

  • @Thomas_____
    @Thomas_____ Před 6 měsíci +6282

    LPL takes gun safety very seriously, and I'm all for it. Thank you for shaming and sharing.

    • @kumoyuki
      @kumoyuki Před 6 měsíci +82

      yeah, I thought it was hyperbole, and then I saw it. FFS. That's dumb!

    • @wolvzunion6831
      @wolvzunion6831 Před 6 měsíci

      @@jbphilly1234 literally nobody said that, just said that the gun should be readily available to the owner, not kids dumbass.

    • @TheDasHatti
      @TheDasHatti Před 6 měsíci +66

      @@JamesSullivan-ru4opu guys could address the problems that lead you to the feel of needing guns in the first place.
      They are not the solution, just a patch keeping you from solving the real problems

    • @arnefines2356
      @arnefines2356 Před 6 měsíci +25

      @@TheDasHatti But until the problem is solved? Here in norway, no reason for carrying a gun, if I lived in the US, ccw all the way.

    • @crash7976
      @crash7976 Před 6 měsíci +48

      @@TheDasHatti you going to get rid of sharp and heavy objects, cars? Also the 2nd Amendment was to uphold the constitution. The reality of the world is there is no fix, protect yourself or don't, it's up to you.

  • @bunberrier
    @bunberrier Před 6 měsíci +6554

    Im into safe humiliation and this channel never disappoints.

    • @bingusbongus9807
      @bingusbongus9807 Před 6 měsíci +136

      woah! youre like me but blue!

    • @Sans_The_Skeleton
      @Sans_The_Skeleton Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1repent to allah, not his prophet jesus, that’s a mistake.

    • @ThePhrog714
      @ThePhrog714 Před 6 měsíci +116

      @@Sans_The_SkeletonSans not rockin’ with JESUS⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

    • @bingusbongus9807
      @bingusbongus9807 Před 6 měsíci +36

      @@ThePhrog714 hey papyrus, bro, i believe in islam now bro!

    • @Sans_The_Skeleton
      @Sans_The_Skeleton Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@ThePhrog714 I’m just meming around

  • @habeang304
    @habeang304 Před 3 měsíci +11

    I came fully prepared for something so dumb but I wasn't prepared for this kind of dumb 😂

  • @jonathansherwood5841
    @jonathansherwood5841 Před 5 měsíci +14

    "We need a simple fail-safe in case of emergency or power loss. BUT it needs to be cheap as well."
    Insert concealed big hole 🐺🔧

  • @wingedcatgirl
    @wingedcatgirl Před 6 měsíci +4986

    LPL: ... a full-sized handgun. That's important.
    Me: What, does it not close properly -
    LPL: _reaches his entire hand into the massive hole_
    Me: _Oh no._

    • @pj4433
      @pj4433 Před 6 měsíci +229

      Me: hmmm why is he highlighting the gun being large? I wonder does it stop the drawer closing properly and not licking, does it interfere with the mechanism. I notice it has a threaded barrel maybe that pokes onto the latch….. oh even though it’s a big gun you can just pull it out, wow

    • @SampoPaalanen
      @SampoPaalanen Před 6 měsíci +65

      @@pj4433 Yeah I was wondering too if the gun would prevent proper locking due being too big, nope it seems the makes of this "safe" just forgot that having a big hole in the door kind of makes it useless, even doors with windows on them (or metal framed glass doors) have glass covering up the holes in them.

    • @daliasprints9798
      @daliasprints9798 Před 6 měsíci +32

      Sounds like the makings of a script for the Valentine's day episode...

    • @samteks125
      @samteks125 Před 6 měsíci +9

      ​@@daliasprints9798The bigger thr gun, uh... 🤔

    • @Jabawalk
      @Jabawalk Před 6 měsíci +20

      Exactly my thought I was expecting the safe just doesn’t fit, didn’t expect the big hole

  • @beardalaxy
    @beardalaxy Před 6 měsíci +593

    "it is legitimately hard for me to imagine a sentient being who is both this dumb and still breathing"
    me every day working retail

    • @antoniodominguezjr4734
      @antoniodominguezjr4734 Před 6 měsíci +1

      You think that every day? You sound like a lovely person.

    • @RainbowDashShadesOfApproval
      @RainbowDashShadesOfApproval Před 6 měsíci +48

      ​@@antoniodominguezjr4734says the one who clearly hasn't worked retail.

    • @antoniodominguezjr4734
      @antoniodominguezjr4734 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval ah, the classic justification to oneself for being ignorant and condescending.

    • @RainbowDashShadesOfApproval
      @RainbowDashShadesOfApproval Před 6 měsíci

      @antoniodominguezjr4734 you really haven't been around people in general have you? Cause if you do, you'll meet and see some dumb motherfuckers. Hell, just a couple weeks ago, I saw some dude walk out of their car into the middle of the highway. Their car was broken down in the middle lane. Literally so dumb you don't know how they're breathing. It's inevitable when you go online or go outside that you'll see dumb.

    • @ralanham76
      @ralanham76 Před 6 měsíci +25

      ​@@antoniodominguezjr4734Karen mode activated 😎

  • @jlurenzjr
    @jlurenzjr Před 2 měsíci +5

    This is why channels like this are so friggen important. To show how many companies rip people off with cheaply made garbage. This company should be embarassed if they don’t know and if they did know then that’s just criminal

  • @riftblaze
    @riftblaze Před 3 měsíci +2

    Your video caught my attention, and I love the way you present ideas. It’s clear you put effort into your content. Excited to see what else your channel has in store!

  • @BigArmBoss
    @BigArmBoss Před 6 měsíci +3028

    Getting a negative superlative from LLL is quite an achievement!
    Edit: "LLL" was a typo, but I'm going with "Lock Licking Lawyer" suggested below.

    • @lethargicwizard
      @lethargicwizard Před 6 měsíci

      Lock licking lawyer

    • @Kenny__UK
      @Kenny__UK Před 6 měsíci +220

      LLL - Lock Licking Lawyer?

    • @IDontModWTFz
      @IDontModWTFz Před 6 měsíci +18

      ​@@Kenny__UKI thought that

    • @lukasjetu9776
      @lukasjetu9776 Před 6 měsíci +21

      ​@@Kenny__UKnah Lilly's little lamb

    • @lagomoof
      @lagomoof Před 6 měsíci +19

      @@Kenny__UK @BigArmBoss There's a not-oft-used / older slang sense of "to lick" which means "to (soundly) defeat", so it could work. Not sure LPL will be adopting it any time soon though.

  • @YoungGandalf2325
    @YoungGandalf2325 Před 6 měsíci +3139

    The person who designed this probably tried to put square blocks into round holes as a toddler.

    • @r0ald_
      @r0ald_ Před 6 měsíci +146

      as an adult*

    • @comradesam975
      @comradesam975 Před 6 měsíci +396

      That’s right it goes into the square hole

    • @muadeeb
      @muadeeb Před 6 měsíci +179

      Everything fits in the square hole

    • @Rachel_M_
      @Rachel_M_ Před 6 měsíci +30

      ​@@comradesam975😂... Beat me to it

    • @gypo_gault
      @gypo_gault Před 6 měsíci +46

      All of the blocks will fit in the square hole

  • @EcchiRevenge
    @EcchiRevenge Před 5 měsíci +8

    I like to think this was intentionally made for those places that are, by law or something, required to have a "safe" but don't actually want the gun to be locked.

  • @nanyubusnis9397
    @nanyubusnis9397 Před 5 měsíci +7

    1:03 I have to note as well, there's a lot of wiggle room in this thing. You want a locked box to be a solid block with seemingly no way to pry it open. Not something you can destroy with the back end of a nail hammer.

  • @LazrCat0
    @LazrCat0 Před 6 měsíci +2055

    LPL is almost always perfectly even-toned, so hearing the slight hint of a laugh when he pulls the gun out is *really* telling

    • @TriCon3
      @TriCon3 Před 6 měsíci +22

      RIGHT??

    • @Unfivegiven
      @Unfivegiven Před 6 měsíci +29

      I really have to imagine there are a number of bloopers to get that scene right. LPL could be superhuman in regards to getting things correct on the first try but my god is this something that is an extra level of creating a new idiot.

    • @ADVBear
      @ADVBear Před 6 měsíci +2

      I think the tone was more aggravated than humorous.

    • @crazyguy_1233
      @crazyguy_1233 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Nice pfp.

  • @am53n8
    @am53n8 Před 6 měsíci +714

    I'm suddenly starting to believe all the people who say their guns were locked up when someone got their hands on it

    • @thexanderthemander
      @thexanderthemander Před 6 měsíci +81

      The purpose of this safe is likely not to secure guns but to satisfy the legal requirement of having a gun "secured."

    • @ChaimS
      @ChaimS Před 6 měsíci

      More likely it's made by some Chinese company that just wants to sell products to people who search for " gun safe" on Amazon.

    • @cannibalholiday
      @cannibalholiday Před 6 měsíci +18

      @@thexanderthemander might work in some places in the US, but definitely not in Canada. Even if you use a bank-quality safe you can still be charged for not having your firearms secured if someone gets their hands on them due to poor planning on your part. Eg. Going out of town for a week and leaving your house unmonitored. Our instructor had a massive gun collection and one of his friends was also a collector, and went on vacation. Thieves broke into his house and spent a couple of days getting into his gun room. He was charged for not properly securing his firearms when he reported it because it was known he had guns, so anyone knowing he was away had the time to go after them.

    • @zetsumeinaito
      @zetsumeinaito Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@cannibalholiday Canada is ridiculous these days. Like the two guys who got arrested on a train for talking to each other and someone got offended and told the police.

    • @cannibalholiday
      @cannibalholiday Před 6 měsíci

      @@zetsumeinaito At least we don't execute people during traffic stops, have a Constitution-Free Zone, and draconic drug laws.

  • @BigDrewski1000
    @BigDrewski1000 Před 2 měsíci +3

    That moment when a safe is so bad it's cracked without even bothering with the locking mechanism

  • @BerndFelsche
    @BerndFelsche Před měsícem +3

    I saw the front and thought... Cost cutting into functionality. The plastic handle even looks cheap.
    I get a deja vu on this one.

  • @KlaroNebulous
    @KlaroNebulous Před 6 měsíci +707

    This was the first time that even the LPL couldn't hold back his emotions by that amount of stupidity

    • @kekistaniattackhelicopter2242
      @kekistaniattackhelicopter2242 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Oh come on. This is just a back door in case you forgot your fingerprint.

    • @genjii931
      @genjii931 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@kekistaniattackhelicopter2242more like a front door with a bead curtain

  • @muh1h1
    @muh1h1 Před 6 měsíci +1384

    I was expecting him to reach in, push down the lever and open the "safe". I was not expecting the whole gun to fit through the hole 😂😂

    • @WarpGhost92
      @WarpGhost92 Před 6 měsíci +55

      Same, the idea to fit such enormous hole into "safe" is beyond my imagination.
      Just look at it. Hole in a safe. Like you even come up with this?

    • @Jongre1512
      @Jongre1512 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Same

    • @williampaine3520
      @williampaine3520 Před 6 měsíci +71

      I was looking at the door when he jiggled it and thinking "he's just gonna give the door a good pull and the lock will fail", can't believe the actual failure point was even dumber.

    • @jamespryor5967
      @jamespryor5967 Před 6 měsíci +15

      I was, but only because he made a point of the size of the handgun.

    • @davidyoung518
      @davidyoung518 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I know!! I was gonna say, "can we even really call it a safe"? 😶

  • @Linkhood
    @Linkhood Před 3 měsíci +2

    Ive never before heard someone say something so disrespectful while sounding like the most polite man ever

  • @jamalsaleh6551
    @jamalsaleh6551 Před 3 měsíci

    Your videos are superb; and your knowledge in this field is purely fascinating.
    I managed to open my safe (when keys were lost), simply from watching your videos.

  • @rytis.staneika
    @rytis.staneika Před 6 měsíci +554

    This is the best day ever for Masterlock. They are officially promoted to 2nd place, while Toriexon takes the prize.

    • @dixonqwerty
      @dixonqwerty Před 6 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @TheNiteinjail
      @TheNiteinjail Před 6 měsíci +8

      I'm tempted I find out if Master Lock owns that name... haha

    • @fouzaialaa7962
      @fouzaialaa7962 Před 6 měsíci

      both losers won today !!!

    • @wblteen
      @wblteen Před 6 měsíci

      Don't confuse 2nd place with 2nd to last

  • @percevalzinzin5983
    @percevalzinzin5983 Před 6 měsíci +629

    LPL has been humiliating MasterLock for years... so today when he says "Nobody could be that stupid", this can be taken as the highest level of insult!

    • @carlbruschnigjr1757
      @carlbruschnigjr1757 Před 6 měsíci +21

      Master Lock just went "Thank God we didn't have anything to do with this!"

    • @mansmatulewicz3622
      @mansmatulewicz3622 Před 6 měsíci

      @@carlbruschnigjr1757you sure? I would think they are thinking how can we relabel this so we can get our number one spot back.

    • @funfromabove9728
      @funfromabove9728 Před 6 měsíci +1

      That stood out to me as well. LPL directly calling the designer "dumb" I was a bit shocked, but he wasn't wrong, that design was horrible.

    • @percevalzinzin5983
      @percevalzinzin5983 Před 6 měsíci

      @@funfromabove9728 Indeed, and "dumb" might well be an understatement!

  • @Misscaitimac
    @Misscaitimac Před 4 měsíci +4

    For when you want it to look safe if an inspector comes, but also need fast, discreet access because there’s a reason you keep it hidden under your desk at work. 😅

  • @HobbitHobbit
    @HobbitHobbit Před 16 dny +2

    There is an old Andy Griffith show where the bank robbers crack the safe. Sherriff Andy is really happy because the bank lost the combination ago so they just cut a back door into the safe.
    I think that show's writer designed this safe.

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 Před 6 měsíci +629

    The best part is that this might well happen with the first thing someone does to try to get a locked drawer open. Pull hard on the handle, * pop *, “Well that was easier than expected”

  • @jasonb4350
    @jasonb4350 Před 6 měsíci +3481

    What’s sad is they could have saved money on manufacturing by not cutting out that hole and just install a knob 😅

    • @0num4
      @0num4 Před 6 měsíci +94

      Lol! Focus on the "drawer" with none of the "security" aspect.

    • @z33thr33
      @z33thr33 Před 6 měsíci +81

      Honestly this seems like they tried that and the knob/digital panel/fingerprint scanner manufacturer fell through. They could at least JB Weld in the panel through, for goodness' sake

    • @OdiumTV
      @OdiumTV Před 6 měsíci +178

      it's probably a normal drawer retrofit with a lock so it's actually cheaper using the existing tooling

    • @tacodundee1950
      @tacodundee1950 Před 6 měsíci +193

      The knobs all work in the design department…

    • @NotMyActualName_
      @NotMyActualName_ Před 6 měsíci +65

      @@OdiumTV This was my first thought too...the drawer was probably straight out of a small cabinet or something and they just replaced the lock mechanism with a fingerprint lock.

  • @Shadow_Symphony
    @Shadow_Symphony Před 3 měsíci +1

    I was expecting a fail…I wasn’t expecting this one to be so gargantuan-

  • @ODDiSEE_
    @ODDiSEE_ Před 5 měsíci +1

    Genuinely baffled by this. Had no idea where he was going then I saw what it was and my brain for a second.

  • @afmutw
    @afmutw Před 6 měsíci +1163

    My experience with engineers: the handle was originally steel with locking tabs only accessible on the inside.
    My experience with management: an off the shelf plastic handle is cheaper, so will save money and sell more units.

    • @mogmason6920
      @mogmason6920 Před 5 měsíci +66

      Design by committee be like:

    • @linksbetweendrinks7032
      @linksbetweendrinks7032 Před 3 měsíci +154

      Checks out.
      "Sir, the safe design is tested and this thing is airtight!"
      "Great, how can we cut corners?"
      "On a device designed to secure a lethal firearm, sir!?"
      "CUT. THE. CORNERS!"

    • @RobMedellin
      @RobMedellin Před 3 měsíci +60

      I think you hit the Nail on the Head. 95% sure that's more or less how it went.

    • @joshuagharis9017
      @joshuagharis9017 Před 3 měsíci +18

      Yup. Profit above all else

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 Před 3 měsíci +15

      ​@@linksbetweendrinks7032*literally cuts the corners off with a angle grinder* there you go sir. Better?

  • @jc-zh9kl
    @jc-zh9kl Před 6 měsíci +241

    They could easily fix that by putting a “warrant void if removed” sticker on that handle

    • @aliciacarr9014
      @aliciacarr9014 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Covering over the hole with Warranty Void if Removed stickers instead of the handle might be more secure.

    • @TonyHammitt
      @TonyHammitt Před 6 měsíci +3

      Or some hot glue or epoxy or any sort of adhesive to keep the handle on

    • @psychosneighbor1509
      @psychosneighbor1509 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Just make it illegal to remove the handle and... problem solved!

    • @curtisss
      @curtisss Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@TonyHammitt I mean the real way would be to add metal boxing around the handle. Not amazingly secure but definitely better than a gaping hole 🤣

    • @billmoran3219
      @billmoran3219 Před 6 měsíci

      More like, not responsible for items stored inside sticker !

  • @wlshyd182
    @wlshyd182 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Good to see LPL back in my feed again 🙌 never disappoints

  • @kopazwashere
    @kopazwashere Před 5 měsíci +3

    The real terrifying part would be someone not knowing this, put this in a home and their kid manages to get the handgun out and...
    You can see how the rest would go on.

    • @Chicag03
      @Chicag03 Před 4 měsíci

      It’s NRA-approved 😉

  • @threadmiser4914
    @threadmiser4914 Před 6 měsíci +394

    I saw one of these in a law office recently. The guys biggest complaint was that the plastic handle kept coming out when he pulled on it too hard.

    • @MrLind87
      @MrLind87 Před 6 měsíci +23

      Was that their COMPLAIN!? 😂

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Před 6 měsíci

      @@MrLind87 Well, they dont really need them, it is just some stupid requirement that no one cares about most likely. So they get cheapest crap they could find.

    • @ericapelz260
      @ericapelz260 Před 6 měsíci +15

      If that was their complaint, they shouldn't be armed or a lawyer.

    • @fartexplosion4480
      @fartexplosion4480 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Complaint? More like product has failed completely

  • @michaelbuckley3808
    @michaelbuckley3808 Před 6 měsíci +1822

    Engineers: Y'all know what this gun safe needs? A gun sized hole in the door!
    QA testers: Looks good to me!

    • @huntedperson3147
      @huntedperson3147 Před 6 měsíci +42

      What QA testers, I bet this went straight from design to production, hell a prototype probably never existed

    • @kimh9736
      @kimh9736 Před 6 měsíci +19

      ​​@@huntedperson3147 or they slapped an existing lock on an already made drawer with that massive hole inside. You just write to the contract in China and they make sure to ask "you want item X put on item Y right", yep just do that, I want 1000 of them. "Okay boss."

    • @Wingnut353
      @Wingnut353 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Management shot the engineers and went into production...

    • @Probablyacowtbh
      @Probablyacowtbh Před 6 měsíci +1

      Who needs QA? It looks good, ship it!

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Looks to me that they were thinking about making the safe easier to manufacture and completely forgot that would inherently make it easier to disassemble.

  • @boiledelephant
    @boiledelephant Před 3 měsíci +2

    The casing looks so flexible (like cheap desktop PC case metal) that I'm sure you could just insert a pry bar into the top and flex the top edge to clear the latch anyway. Amazing.

  • @lsmft9576
    @lsmft9576 Před měsícem +2

    #1. Excellent choice of a gun. #2. Sweet little pry-bar. #3. Funniest script ever.

  • @whatyousaidbud
    @whatyousaidbud Před 6 měsíci +929

    That handle design is used on quite a few drawers, filing cabinets etc. In my experience after opening it a few times, you might ACCIDENTALLY break into it.

    • @maker0824
      @maker0824 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Now imagine if the door is locked closed so you pull on it to try and open it and… I’m sure you get what just might happen.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před 3 měsíci

      yeah lol, that handle looks super cheap

  • @Paladwyn
    @Paladwyn Před 6 měsíci +594

    And I can see the design team trying to argue "But you would have to KNOW the handle comes off" (Then proceeds to shut the drawer and the handle just falls off).
    "Just ignore that"

    • @jddevinn
      @jddevinn Před 6 měsíci +45

      Design team was probably 100% against the idea, but project management saw a "cost savings."

    • @Jarls
      @Jarls Před 6 měsíci +18

      "The front fell off"

    • @WormWithNoBonesIn
      @WormWithNoBonesIn Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Jarls I'm not saying it isn't safe; it's just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.

  • @sammeo
    @sammeo Před 2 měsíci +2

    Even with the thumbnail, I wasn't ready for this. 😅

  • @dirtygurty4
    @dirtygurty4 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is the sort of jank you'd see in daytime TV crime drama's. Ill make extra sure to keep an eye out to stop those bad boys up on the silver screen.

  • @Scitch87
    @Scitch87 Před 6 měsíci +762

    LockPickingLawyer: "It is legitimately hard for me to imagine a sentient being that is this dumb and still breathing."
    Me: "I take it you haven't met my coworkers."

    • @umbraelegios4130
      @umbraelegios4130 Před 6 měsíci +20

      I feel your pain. I can raise you "State Government" employees.

    • @scragar
      @scragar Před 6 měsíci +30

      Last week my coworker asked for help, she was trying to add a new thing to the website, ignored all obvious ways to do so(like manage pages/routes) and instead wound up in the configuration changing random values.
      We had to roll back the changes because she'd broken so much.
      After telling her not to change it again and showing her the right area she claimed she understood and went back to her desk.
      10 minutes later the site was down again after she changed the config again.
      I sat next to her and told her exactly what to do step by step, the number of times I had to tell her to stop or no because she started going off trying to change random things or clicking random buttons had me dreading today.
      Some people are just dangerously incompetent and yet somehow still find work.

    • @EpicToadRage
      @EpicToadRage Před 6 měsíci +6

      You work at Toriexon?
      🤭🤭😅😂🤣🤣

    • @hanelyp1
      @hanelyp1 Před 6 měsíci +6

      That's pronounced cow-orkers.

    • @David.42
      @David.42 Před 6 měsíci +13

      I heard "... and still breeding" which is a scary thought in itself.

  • @maxydey42
    @maxydey42 Před 6 měsíci +3222

    Next up: this $999 Military grade gun safe ismade out of gingerbread and can be dissolved completely with warm milk

    • @Cj-yw8cs
      @Cj-yw8cs Před 6 měsíci +43

      But where can we get warm milk??

    • @antiyouthie
      @antiyouthie Před 6 měsíci +79

      as a former military guy, anything "military grade" to screams C- on the best of days

    • @TestSubject06
      @TestSubject06 Před 6 měsíci +39

      With a covert instruments warm milk spreader that he and Bosnian Bill workshopped.

    • @pokeperson1000
      @pokeperson1000 Před 6 měsíci +34

      Military grade = minimum standard quality that is still available for mass production

    • @robglenn4844
      @robglenn4844 Před 6 měsíci +24

      @@antiyouthie 100% agree, military grade just means lowest bidder who meets minimum specs. And those minimum specs usually are lower than one might expect.

  • @imblackmagic1209
    @imblackmagic1209 Před 3 měsíci

    "should go to the doctor and get themselves for traumatic brain injury" savage, absolutely no mercy

  • @vylbird8014
    @vylbird8014 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I agree the flaw probably is intentional, and I think this is an issue with a few other gun safes you've demoed. The aim isn't to protect the gun. It's for compliance, in jurisdictions where the law requires that guns be stored securely in a locked gun safe. That's fine for sporting or hunting guns, but people who own guns for self-defence reasons have an obvious problem: When there's an intruder breaking into your home, you don't want to be fumbling with a combination lock in the dark. They want their gun stored loaded and ready to grab at a moment's notice. So they look for these deliberately insecure safes - ones they know they will be able to open with a whack in the right place, even with the lights off and head foggy from interrupted sleep.
    As the gun enthusiasts like to say: "When seconds count, the police are only minutes away."

  • @AdrianHereToHelp
    @AdrianHereToHelp Před 6 měsíci +740

    I think this is the most derisive I've seen LPL, and I'm here for it. Gun safety is important.

    • @michaelbauer4065
      @michaelbauer4065 Před 6 měsíci +13

      He gets mad everytime he brings a gun safe onto the channel. He takes firearm safety very serious and I love it.

    • @Just_A_Dude
      @Just_A_Dude Před 6 měsíci +3

      Yeah. That was straight-up vicious.

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final Před 6 měsíci +6

      There was just a story in the news about a toddler accidentally shooting another toddler. Gun safety is the biggest factor with owning a gun and so many people either do not lock up their guns or they do it poorly. A product like this could so easily be circumvented by a child, for example, and the design being intended for under a desk means it's potentially easily within reach of children.

    • @bermchasin
      @bermchasin Před 6 měsíci

      eh, it wasnt as bad as his reviews on masterlock

    • @jb-br8bf
      @jb-br8bf Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@HumanPerson_finalsay what you will about Australian gun laws, but the fact that owners are required to install a heavy duty gun safe before they’re allowed to buy a gun really goes a long way to preventing accidents like this.

  • @fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
    @fluggaenkoecchicebolsen Před 6 měsíci +99

    You know something is really bad when he doesn't try it a second time to make sure it was not a fluke

    • @aliciacarr9014
      @aliciacarr9014 Před 6 měsíci +7

      I’m curious how ‘the handle comes off leaving a hole big enough for the entire gun to fit through’ could possibly be a fluke…

    • @kikixchannel
      @kikixchannel Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@aliciacarr9014 What if the gun just shrunk due to cold temperature? Huh, didn't think of that, huh!
      Of course, I'm just joking. I mean, a gun would shrink in cold (and expand in hot) rooms, but that would be at such a minimal scale that it wouldn't affect any everyday situation.

    • @fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
      @fluggaenkoecchicebolsen Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@kikixchannel and let's try another joke to make sure that was not a fluke

    • @OzixiThrill
      @OzixiThrill Před 6 měsíci +1

      In general, when LPL doesn't show something twice, it's either that it's trivial that it's a glaring flaw or it's trivial that it's not easy.
      The latter is exceptionally rare.

    • @studgerbil9081
      @studgerbil9081 Před 6 měsíci

      that would've been too brutal even for LPL.

  • @silvioparlanti
    @silvioparlanti Před 19 dny

    Just checked on Amazon, it is still on sale, only one buyer comments the flaw. Really incredible. Thanks, LPL, excellent info, as usual

  • @ryttyr14
    @ryttyr14 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Perfect demonstration of a security feature only being as strong as its weakest link. He didn't even have to touch the lock itself.

  • @scottearl8145
    @scottearl8145 Před 6 měsíci +79

    I saw the bolt go up before closing and immediately thought “Here comes the magnet” before the mental flash bang of product design came strolling by

    • @dwayne7356
      @dwayne7356 Před 6 měsíci +2

      My first thought was just to steal the table or prying the drawer open. I would have never of thought of prying the handle off.

  • @cameronmyers2154
    @cameronmyers2154 Před 6 měsíci +385

    This is the most savage I’ve ever heard LPL be to a lock manufacturer
    If LPL kept his cool through the awful locks we’ve seen on the channel before, Toriexon should be deeply, deeply ashamed of themselves. To get this reaction, they’ve fallen far below even Masterlock.

    • @Mrminesheeps
      @Mrminesheeps Před 6 měsíci +14

      Yeah, at least Masterlocks often require AT LEAST another Masterlock to open. This could've been opened with a folded over soda can sheet metal piece.

    • @jonathanp___________3606
      @jonathanp___________3606 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Mrminesheeps Maybe even a napkin and a paperclip.

    • @reganator5000
      @reganator5000 Před 6 měsíci +27

      I think it's especially strongly worded because the exact flaw here is so severe given it's intended use. A cheaply made lock will perform its function of detterence adequately, but this 'safe' probably wouldn't adequately deter a toddler, and you're supposed to be able to keep a deadly weapon inside. As much as I get that adult americans have a right to bare arms, this probably shouldn't be extended to curious 3 year olds.

    • @heartfeltfancy9445
      @heartfeltfancy9445 Před 6 měsíci +15

      That's one of his big consistencies--he takes gun safety very seriously, and you see language like this from him in many of his gun lock videos.

    • @patrickjordan2233
      @patrickjordan2233 Před 6 měsíci +8

      LPL is an avid gun enthusiast (check out some of his & B Bill's shooting videos?) AND an avid Gun Safety advocate...
      His rips on gun securement products are heartfelt IMO... (Comes from having children in the household, I suspect...)

  • @ronaldpm
    @ronaldpm Před 3 měsíci +2

    "It's hard for me to imagine a sentient being that's both this dumb, and still breathing"
    Me first few seconds: Thats too harsh.
    Me after seeing the issue: That was so polite.

  • @gainsofglory6414
    @gainsofglory6414 Před 5 měsíci +2

    The only thing I can think of as a reason would be that the point of an under desk safe isn't to keep the gun hyper secure, its to keep it available while you are at the desk but secure enough from kids or common foot traffic wherever you are. Its supposed to be 1 step up from just having it in a regular desk drawer.
    The access in the front could be a fail safe if the electronic lock were to ever malfunction, if someone desires access over security. The handle would be hiding it from kids or any office foot traffic that would ever look at it.
    Thats all I've got as even a posssible idea here....

  • @Starcanum-
    @Starcanum- Před 6 měsíci +73

    Thanks LPL, I didn't see a problem with this design, went and got myself checked for a traumatic brain injury as you've suggested, and managed to catch it early enough that I can still get it treated. Saving lives in more ways than one.

    • @immortalsofar5314
      @immortalsofar5314 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Just remember - breath goes in, breath goes out, repeat!
      ;-)

  • @Mazereaugh
    @Mazereaugh Před 6 měsíci +313

    I love that LPL took more time to introduce the gun he was using than it took to open the safe. - The level of care is reflected in the scathing review and that's what I appreciates about him.

    • @richardvenables619
      @richardvenables619 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Is that what you appreciates about him, Mazereaugh?

    • @holysirsalad
      @holysirsalad Před 6 měsíci +7

      Take about 20% off there

    • @adamj7198
      @adamj7198 Před 6 měsíci +7

      I'm glad I am able to appreciate this perfect set of three comments once

    • @4r1
      @4r1 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@adamj7198you really missed the opportunity to say "appreciates"

  • @---cr8nw
    @---cr8nw Před měsícem

    For a device with such high liability implications as a gun safe, you'd think they'd contract a penetration tester to find such flaws.

  • @flusterzero
    @flusterzero Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is like one of the best Amazon products I've seen in years

  • @kevinfelton689
    @kevinfelton689 Před 6 měsíci +244

    That is the harshest he has ever been. You know there are people who work at Master who are like, "Damn, I'm glad we never pissed him off like that."

    • @andrewphilos
      @andrewphilos Před 6 měsíci +23

      I'm pretty sure he's at his angriest when bad security design leads to people getting access to guns that shouldn't. Stealing a bike or breaking into a shed is one thing, but accessing a firearm is incredibly dangerous.

    • @kevinfelton689
      @kevinfelton689 Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@andrewphilos maybe we should all be grateful that Master never made a gun safe.

    • @psugab
      @psugab Před 6 měsíci +2

      Did you see the one he used a Lego to unlock?

    • @mynamesaretakenwtf
      @mynamesaretakenwtf Před 6 měsíci +2

      Master makes locks for mass market, that if they were not branded as high security, serve most people’s purposes. This a “safe” for a deadly weapon so that only the intended person can open it, and the handle is what you just saw. Not only is the hole big, but the handle comes off with next to no effort. Gun locks should be high security baseline, most aren’t, and this is an utter failure.

    • @kevinfelton689
      @kevinfelton689 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@psugab if I remember, that was a trigger lock

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 Před 6 měsíci +408

    The worst thing about this is that someone trying to pull it open by force will automatically rip open the plastic thingy and get easy access to the gun inside.
    It's crazy, merely pulling on the handle will defeat the gun safe. What the hell.

    • @bubba99009
      @bubba99009 Před 6 měsíci +30

      Yea - definitely - first thing a thief would probably try to do is grab the handle and give it a yank and the handle just pops off revealing a big hole. Course even if not for that flaw it looks really easy to pry open with a crowbar - which is probably the next thing a thief would do.

    • @thompkins6796
      @thompkins6796 Před 6 měsíci +11

      ​@@bubba99009you can see how thin that sheet metal is, you could turn it to shreds in a second

    • @xdeathcon
      @xdeathcon Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@bubba99009 I saw a pretty significant gap open by just him lightly pulling the handle. I can't imagine how easy it would be to break open by just pulling at full force. You could either just pull it open or pry the metal back with little effort without ever knowing about the handle vulnerability. This thing is a real piece of crap.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 Před 6 měsíci +4

      And it sells for $130!

    • @bemusedalligator
      @bemusedalligator Před 6 měsíci +3

      I was expecting him to just pop the drawer open by pulling on it with his hand. The handle coming off from pulling on it was second on the list. I'm actually a little disappointed that he used a crowbar.

  • @roboknight
    @roboknight Před 3 měsíci

    My wife said you’d probably be better off putting it in an old Spider-Man lunch box and letting him protect the weapon.

  • @sunleonardo5946
    @sunleonardo5946 Před 6 měsíci

    This is perfect for someone who needs full time access to the gun while keeping it legally "locked" all the time.

  • @burntalive
    @burntalive Před 6 měsíci +563

    Wow this might be the worst ive seen LPL insult a product and designer.

    • @petergrunendahl8799
      @petergrunendahl8799 Před 6 měsíci +11

      I wouldn’t call it „insult“.
      We‘re taking about a gun save. Each toddler can get a gun out of this un-safe. Imagine a 3 year old take a gun out of this save…trigger…

    • @MrPhelan1979
      @MrPhelan1979 Před 6 měsíci +27

      His insulting words are beaten, by far, with the video he showed with them. You can mute the sound, and it will still be an insult to the product designer.

    • @LightBranches
      @LightBranches Před 6 měsíci +1

      You are being generous in calling this metallic turd a “product”, that was “designed”...it was simply excreted.

    • @davidson8939
      @davidson8939 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@petergrunendahl8799 to add insult to murder, a child will likely find it easier. children have smaller hands.

    • @petergrunendahl8799
      @petergrunendahl8799 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Unfortunately you are absolutely right.
      Imagine your coming home, expecting a kiss from wife and „baby“…open the door…your toddler is standing with a gun in her hand and your wife has a big hole in her head.
      You will complain yourself the rest of your life: Why I bought this „safe“.

  • @rho17mx
    @rho17mx Před 6 měsíci +294

    “It’s hard to me to imagine a sentient being who’s both this dumb and still breathing”
    is my new favorite quote

    • @tedweird
      @tedweird Před 6 měsíci +1

      I heard a similar one a bit ago: "How did you make it to adulthood without swallowing your tongue!?"

    • @AhDollar
      @AhDollar Před 6 měsíci

      that's the harshest you'll hear from him, a man who's seen a lot, faulty locks, ridiculous exploits, excuses from lock and safe manufacturers, people challenging him to open locks and giving him more time than he needs, people sending hin lingerie for his wife, people sending him (a lawyer) stolen property, and so on, and so to hear him utter such a crushing line such as that is an indication that you're in rock bottom's basement, there's only upwards to go from there

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 Před 15 dny

    "Phil, when I called your design 'stunning' I didn't mean that the way you took it."

  • @Aedrieus
    @Aedrieus Před 2 měsíci +1

    I mean, the beep would alert someone that you're taking the gun out from under the desk. This design feature allows you to remove it discreetly.

  • @syphyt808
    @syphyt808 Před 6 měsíci +296

    This is BY FAR one of the craziest ones that youve ever done, LPL

    • @KnightRanger38
      @KnightRanger38 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Not counting those released on April 1st, I have to agree.

    • @gungadinn
      @gungadinn Před 6 měsíci +3

      Maybe not. I suppose you heard that one of the mid-tier gun safe producers issued a recall of approximately 60,000 safes. It appears that a youth gained access to a firearm locked inside and killed someone.

  • @JeffS21
    @JeffS21 Před 6 měsíci +165

    "It is legitimately hard for me to imagine a sentient being who is both this dumb, and still breathing" 🤣🤣🤣 LPL with the zinger!

    • @samuel2291
      @samuel2291 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Lol I thought he said ", and still breeding"

    • @j...bro.
      @j...bro. Před 6 měsíci +8

      Hey that had to go through a whole bunch of approvals to get to market. And if purchased from a shop a whole different group again.

    • @Xenobears
      @Xenobears Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@samuel2291 the problem is that they probably are…
      Edit: which makes me fear for the future of humanity.

    • @KDBAO
      @KDBAO Před 6 měsíci +3

      I've never seen LPL be so scathing before. 😮😮😮
      He's damn right angry at this manufacturer!

  • @BradM73
    @BradM73 Před 5 měsíci

    Wow. When you said "DUMB", you weren't kidding!! 🤣

  • @jacobrollins37
    @jacobrollins37 Před 5 měsíci +2

    This reminds me of one time when I was a kid. I put some money in a zipper pouch and then put a lock on it. I then showed my mom that my money was safe. She then quickly showed me that the zipper could still be opened because I locked the tips of the zipper tabs and the pouch was made of fabric. That's why I didn't go into gun safe building.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 Před 3 měsíci

      That's the flaw in most locks. If your typical thief encountered the best door that LPL has ever reviewed obstructing the door to their desired loot, they wouldn't spend an hour with picks or walk away in frustration. They'd go looking for a window to break. The good news for the lock-owner is that the thief might decide burgling the house next door is easier.

  • @channel-uz9fz
    @channel-uz9fz Před 6 měsíci +167

    I thought it would be something where their fingerprint reader would just read any warmish thing. I didn't realize that they LITERALLY CUT OUT THEIR DOOR LMAO 💀

  • @hiltonian_1260
    @hiltonian_1260 Před 6 měsíci +196

    I have never actually laughed in disbelief at an LPL video before. A safe with an access hole in it. 😂

    • @fluffypinkpandas
      @fluffypinkpandas Před 6 měsíci +14

      not just any access hole. one you will find as soon as you tug on the locked drawer hard enough like an angry child would think they can break the mechanism
      turns out they find a solution doing this that is way better
      it str8 up lets them pull out whatever is inside as if it were an intended feature

  • @taleladar
    @taleladar Před 3 měsíci +1

    To be fair, this safe would probably keep people out who are as dumb or dumber than the designer itself...

  • @jkolbly1
    @jkolbly1 Před 3 měsíci

    That flaw is almost better than what I thought it was based on the thumbnail. I thought that hole was where the gun got locked in place for quick access, but with the trigger and magazine unprotected could fire while it was locked in that position.

  • @demwillams8898
    @demwillams8898 Před 6 měsíci +634

    Based on the amount of play on the closed drawer when it was being jostled, I'd say there are a few more very easy ways to bypass this locking system.

    • @Rhaspun
      @Rhaspun Před 6 měsíci +24

      Probably use that same tool to bend down the front panel a bit to bypass the latch.

    • @johnroach9026
      @johnroach9026 Před 6 měsíci +37

      You could probably brute force the draw open with a fork if you wanted

    • @loganskiwyse7823
      @loganskiwyse7823 Před 6 měsíci +10

      any flat instrument would bypass the locking arm just like on a normal door. It's not even flat but an angled blade to make it both easier to close and easier to pry out of the way.

    • @rrmordikay
      @rrmordikay Před 6 měsíci +20

      Why are you looking for other ways to open it ? It has a HANDGUN SIZED HOLE in the front. There is no need to keep looking.

    • @demwillams8898
      @demwillams8898 Před 6 měsíci +12

      @rrmordikay lol I'm not. Just stating how incredibly cheap it appeared when the handle was jostled. Metal lock boxes from Walmart have better build quality.

  • @cobhallagames6997
    @cobhallagames6997 Před 6 měsíci +1833

    I feel like it would have been more secure if you put the gun inside 2 Ziplock 1 Gallon Freezer bags, and then used Scotch Tape to afix it to the underside of the desk. It would legitimately take you longer to open that way...

    • @LymanPhillips
      @LymanPhillips Před 6 měsíci +36

      LOL. Classic zing.

    • @manstersr
      @manstersr Před 6 měsíci +72

      Yes, I literally have more trouble opening the packing tape wrapped packages I get from China with my cheap crap from Temu.

    • @rphb5870
      @rphb5870 Před 6 měsíci +35

      yes of course, but this safe are for people who can't afford the duck tape and the freezer bag

    • @cobhallagames6997
      @cobhallagames6997 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@manstersr omfg yes... why do they need to use an entire roll of tape?

    • @zedarkenigma
      @zedarkenigma Před 5 měsíci +2

      You raise a valid point 😂

  • @davidtceultra2556
    @davidtceultra2556 Před 3 měsíci

    Bro roasted this lock in several languages

  • @ThePippin89
    @ThePippin89 Před 5 měsíci

    In the UK it is a legal requirement to store firearms in a safe that has been tested to BS7558 which details how long it must withstand an attack with certain tools. Generally it must withstand 2 separate 5 minute attacks with common hand tools such as a club hammer and cold chisel.
    The second attack utilises knowledge of any weak spots identified in the first attack.
    All this to say, I don't think this passes.....

  • @frogturtle
    @frogturtle Před 6 měsíci +2380

    thief 1: “there’s a hole in the safe, reach in and take what’s inside!”
    thief 2: “that’s too stupid to be anything but a trap. let’s move on”
    designer: *success*

    • @swapnilmankame
      @swapnilmankame Před 6 měsíci +47

      it's not for thiefs, Gun safes are usually to protect against kids alone at home

    • @Ryan-nm8pw
      @Ryan-nm8pw Před 6 měsíci +127

      Im 1000 percent confident a mildly curious toddler could get the gun from this safe.

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen Před 6 měsíci +23

      @@swapnilmankame If your kids are young enough that they can't be taught gun safety, I'd say leaving them home alone hopefully ends with you in prison. If they are old enough and you just didn't teach them, you're not being a responsible parent nor gun owner in the first place and have bigger problems.

    • @Omar-vn1tj
      @Omar-vn1tj Před 6 měsíci +47

      ​@@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      some kids are mischievous ..its part of being a kid

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@swapnilmankame then the hole is even worse as they can reach right inside even easier than an adult just did.

  • @danieljames1868
    @danieljames1868 Před 6 měsíci +138

    I've been waiting for LPL to start a video with "I'm the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what we have here is an Insult", and I think this is the closest we'll ever see.

    • @jthfk2494
      @jthfk2494 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Closest we'll see so far* 😂😂😂

  • @asanis8768
    @asanis8768 Před měsícem +1

    Once again we lost good bite of lockpicking thanks to capable engineers. Truly unpickable safe they got there... since we dont have to even try to pick it...

  • @DarkD112
    @DarkD112 Před 6 měsíci

    When I saw the cover image, I was thinking you were nitpicking over the designer not securing the trigger from accidental discharge. I thought the gun was locked inside the hole intentionally.
    WOW was I wrong. That's impressive.

  • @mattlavine
    @mattlavine Před 6 měsíci +30

    "Even the famous Lockpicking Lawyer had to resort to destructive attacks!"
    -this company tomorrow, probably

  • @smc1377
    @smc1377 Před 6 měsíci +53

    The designer probably had a halfway decent design, but management was probably like, "We need to cut costs. Let's replace the welded handle with a plastic one.

  • @calimann83
    @calimann83 Před 6 měsíci

    I expected dumb but I wasn’t prepared for that level.

  • @Nate27
    @Nate27 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I thought it was a door that you pull the gun from with an internal locking mechanism