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  • What White People Say to Brown People and if it was Reversed
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  • @prasty1486
    @prasty1486 Před 3 lety +3166

    I am half Indian, half french and I live in France, once someone asked me why I didn’t had the "red dot on my forehead"... they thought it was natural.

    • @Nijilove78
      @Nijilove78 Před 3 lety +247

      sent ☠️☠️ can’t believe someone thinks the bindi is natural ✋🏾

    • @prasty1486
      @prasty1486 Před 3 lety +64

      jk • 전국아 yeah that’s stupid

    • @Peacemaker-96
      @Peacemaker-96 Před 3 lety +6

      Oh

    • @sussykanyeballs176
      @sussykanyeballs176 Před 3 lety +70

      Many Indian women wear it. But only if they wish to. He/she probably thought that was normal after watching bollywood movies.

    • @Ask35720
      @Ask35720 Před 3 lety +20

      What the fuck..haha..pimple bindis.

  • @valm5363
    @valm5363 Před 6 lety +4783

    "So do white girls ever settle down" IM DEAD

  • @aleesham6604
    @aleesham6604 Před 5 lety +3093

    “So do your parents like, not care?” hahahahaha

    • @God-T
      @God-T Před 4 lety +23

      Taking piss_out of white people 🤣🤣 completely normal..
      Taking the piss on another culture... 😨😨 racism.. 😂 Right?

    • @14DANESSJ
      @14DANESSJ Před 4 lety +45

      @@God-T Depends... Some white people are sensitive af

    • @mocto647
      @mocto647 Před 3 lety +44

      @@God-T that's not the point of the video. They aren't saying that racism is ok. They're saying that things some white people say would be strange if Indians said it.

    • @mannyokafor4609
      @mannyokafor4609 Před 3 lety +7

      @@God-T bruh the white people where saying it to the brown people. im a conservative trump supporter, i think ur confused

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 Před 3 lety +3

      @@God-T Nice, you missed the whole point of the fucking video

  • @orangetoes223
    @orangetoes223 Před 5 lety +662

    “Do your parents just not care?”
    Yes. The answer is yes.

  • @judsonbonneville6685
    @judsonbonneville6685 Před 7 lety +2066

    ARR ME LUCKY CHARMS POTATO POTATO POTATO

    • @sjhorton1184
      @sjhorton1184 Před 7 lety +21

      I died laughing!

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 Před 7 lety +38

      Judson Bonneville I'm Irish and I thought that was hilarious.

    • @alexisjankowski3281
      @alexisjankowski3281 Před 7 lety +3

      I loved it! And I love Lucky Charms!

    • @conorl9305
      @conorl9305 Před 7 lety +8

      Judson Bonneville I'm Irish and I'm not a snowflake so I'm not offended

    • @hugh6025
      @hugh6025 Před 7 lety +4

      I thought lucky charms were an American thing, I've never seen them here

  • @calebtimes453
    @calebtimes453 Před 7 lety +4862

    "Soo do you like have 20 boyfriends......"

    • @whiteeagle7831
      @whiteeagle7831 Před 7 lety +144

      i always talk to white people who i think are racists like this
      i flip the game bruh
      PS : im arab

    • @LittlePunjabiKid
      @LittlePunjabiKid Před 7 lety +22

      Same, why put up with it, at least they can face the same issues thrown back at them and make them think and reliaze before they continue on... lol

    • @Sahib659
      @Sahib659 Před 7 lety +5

      White Eagle we need to be friends

    • @whataway8180
      @whataway8180 Před 7 lety +44

      White people? If you call us white then by the same respect, you are brown, not Arab. Ps: I'm German-American btw. Yeah?

    • @RumbledKoala
      @RumbledKoala Před 7 lety +13

      Taqiyya is dark and full of taharrush no he didn't justify anything, he corrected him, white eagle generalised all white skinned people as white, so he said that generalising brown people as brown shouldn't technically be racist, if he generalised all white skins as white

  • @IsabelleBoiten
    @IsabelleBoiten Před 5 lety +1831

    ‘I lOVE JESUS!!!’ Lmaooo

  • @amiused2157
    @amiused2157 Před 4 lety +893

    Asian version:
    “Omg you’re 29????!!!! You look so young”
    Reversed: “omg you’re only 29????!!!! You look so old”

    • @billbertboyce324
      @billbertboyce324 Před 3 lety +18

      Are you feeling okay? This very video features asians. I assume you mean east asians

    • @experienceexperte3096
      @experienceexperte3096 Před 3 lety +16

      @DIGITAL east asian is different from asian ... asian means everyone in asian ... east asian is yellow people (racist term but it's so that you know the difference)

    • @navijha122
      @navijha122 Před 2 lety

      @@JV-dr1ti how so? out of genuine curiosity. And also why the need for being snarky?

    • @Nick-dr4ec
      @Nick-dr4ec Před 9 měsíci

      East asian version: omg are you Chinese?

  • @icollectstuff8677
    @icollectstuff8677 Před 5 lety +3562

    Me and my Indian friend are always super racist to each other. Its a good time.

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 Před 5 lety +67

      Omg no you lacist!! 😧😨😧😨😧😨😨😨

    • @oleum5589
      @oleum5589 Před 5 lety +503

      That’s true friendship 😂

    • @datwhiteboi6256
      @datwhiteboi6256 Před 5 lety +425

      I heard a story online about how two friends one was white and one was black thay were making racist jokes towards each other and then someone else overheard it and reported it in, the white guy got kicked out of the college

    • @julianne1066
      @julianne1066 Před 5 lety +57

      Dat White Boi Oh. Oh! No.

    • @nagys36snn
      @nagys36snn Před 5 lety +53

      Dat White Boi well, in glad i don't study in the us

  • @fazalsayyed6169
    @fazalsayyed6169 Před 7 lety +6919

    are your parents divorced 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @akidinafrica6924
      @akidinafrica6924 Před 7 lety +245

      Idk but that is so typical for white people and their family status. lol rip to nuclear family structure

    • @ryashaum
      @ryashaum Před 7 lety +58

      damn

    • @slushiev132
      @slushiev132 Před 7 lety +12

      Hey i can assure you im white and i dislike mcdonalds........ never said i dont lime tacobell tho

    • @comradeuro4255
      @comradeuro4255 Před 7 lety +7

      Fazal Sayyed I think they meant "black"

    • @comradeuro4255
      @comradeuro4255 Před 7 lety +89

      Wait no, that would be "have you ever met your father"

  • @shahilh
    @shahilh Před 5 lety +3240

    *Quotes a line from the video*
    *Gets 1.6k likes*

    • @lonewolf202
      @lonewolf202 Před 4 lety +28

      @Maltodextrin while you have three, I can count too

    • @Marqan
      @Marqan Před 4 lety +84

      *Describes a comment*
      *Gets 260 likes*

    • @danibot3000
      @danibot3000 Před 4 lety +28

      You just described what 60% of youtube comments are about - recently

    • @rayandaas1695
      @rayandaas1695 Před 4 lety +4

      Update, 3.4k

    • @bronzeanon985
      @bronzeanon985 Před 4 lety +1

      I know, crazy, right?

  • @palmchika13marycharry9
    @palmchika13marycharry9 Před 5 lety +926

    *when i buy pizza i totally eat it with a fork and knife* 😂😂😂

    • @heygirl6386
      @heygirl6386 Před 5 lety +5

      i actually do that when its too hot to touch or too messy with my bare hands. life hack!!

    • @shepherdlavellen3301
      @shepherdlavellen3301 Před 5 lety +1

      I actually do when I'm back in China

    • @user-dz4pb2ll3k
      @user-dz4pb2ll3k Před 5 lety +14

      @@shepherdlavellen3301 cuz yall chinese are white wannabes so its not surprising

    • @lukebircharchive3833
      @lukebircharchive3833 Před 3 lety +1

      Fun fact: That's how they eat pizza in France.

    • @shadowllght
      @shadowllght Před 3 lety +7

      @@user-dz4pb2ll3k You're special aren't you. Cutting the pizza into 1/8th is an American thing. Italians eat it with fork and knife. You're a "white wannabee" either way like this

  • @mosipd
    @mosipd Před 6 lety +4871

    You know what's funny? In India, this is exactly what Indian people do when they see a white person. There are always those types of people in every culture, and depending on what culture you're currently in, those are the questions you're gonna get.

    • @squidbad
      @squidbad Před 5 lety +128

      @Mr. Thanos the predators hunter thanks, I've always wanted to be told I'm like a pink elephant

    • @ohyeahyeahyeah8396
      @ohyeahyeahyeah8396 Před 5 lety +180

      How to offend a Black Person - So, which field your grandfather used to work?

    • @squidbad
      @squidbad Před 5 lety +54

      I find it hard to get offended by being told that I'm at fault for something my great grandfather may or may not have done

    • @ElMagnifico0709
      @ElMagnifico0709 Před 5 lety +12

      @@ArcticZombie How do you know that ? Oh, right.. cuz the version history your ancestors wrote is the most legitimate one there is ? Your ancestors tried to brush it under the rug, but could never brush their shoulders off. Neither can you.

    • @laughable6650
      @laughable6650 Před 5 lety +3

      mosipd That’s the joke, idiot.

  • @ButterMango
    @ButterMango Před 7 lety +1908

    'i love bland food'
    I LOST IT LOOOOOL

  • @ShouryaMusica
    @ShouryaMusica Před 3 lety +656

    I like the way that every brown person has to be Indian.

  • @billa9034
    @billa9034 Před 5 lety +1908

    "This is OUR oil now"
    The USA wants to know ur location.

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. Před 5 lety +44

      If you have oil, we already know your location. We’ll be by later to take that mess off your hands.

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah, unfortunately ASSHOLE was already taken.

    • @vaskedagame880
      @vaskedagame880 Před 5 lety +6

      i tought u were gonna say soviet athem plays...
      *SOVIET ATHEM PLAYS*

    • @sarthak8810
      @sarthak8810 Před 4 lety +1

      LMAOOOOO SOOOO GOOD

    • @dungeonmaster7974
      @dungeonmaster7974 Před 3 lety +2

      Britain: my island

  • @darkhawk1979
    @darkhawk1979 Před 7 lety +1207

    "I love Jesus! Hyuk yuk yuk!"
    Gold!

  • @anunkash5185
    @anunkash5185 Před 7 lety +522

    this is like what buzzfeed tries to do, but epicly fails at.

  • @NMETSGChan
    @NMETSGChan Před 5 lety +874

    The white stereotype was so much funnier with guns and girls sleeping with tons of guys.
    I'm literally LMAO!

  • @rikymartinstephen3356
    @rikymartinstephen3356 Před 3 lety +180

    Girl: Are there like any hot Indian
    guys?
    Hrithik Roshan : Let me introduce myself.

  • @BillM1960
    @BillM1960 Před 6 lety +937

    "Ketchup adds sooo much flavor" - LMAO

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed Před 6 lety +7

      Why don't people say this more? I swear, our culture isn't appreciated enough :'( jk jk

    • @davidojo6830
      @davidojo6830 Před 5 lety +20

      "I love bland food!!" is amazing!🤣

    • @be7169
      @be7169 Před 5 lety +2

      It's that yummy High Fructose Corn Syrup. Mmmmmm

    • @noticias6111
      @noticias6111 Před 5 lety

      The part about cuisine...not going to lie about how it makes me think how I don't find Central and East European cuisine to appetizing personally.

    • @kevinzhango1723
      @kevinzhango1723 Před 5 lety +1

      Ketchup is the s***

  • @rippedreaper7279
    @rippedreaper7279 Před 8 lety +281

    "Do white girls ever settle down?" - Best Line Ever

    • @sebastianll3783
      @sebastianll3783 Před 8 lety

      so true!

    • @lss922
      @lss922 Před 8 lety +10

      +Ginsuma Married women who wanna "party with the girls" are in dire need of a little bit of the good old slap-in-the-fuckin-face medicine administered by their husbands. Stay at home with your families you fuckwits. Grown ass men who go to discos and such are just as despicable.

    • @AtrumMixer
      @AtrumMixer Před 7 lety +4

      Actually most married women in first world countries need a night out with the girls just like married men need a night out with the boys. Raising a family takes a lot of energy and parents will have to recharge from time to time in order to refuel their individual side. The other cultures you mention are male dominated and none individual based. That means a woman who spends time outside her home without her husband is seen as legit sexual prey because she's breaking the societal norm.

    • @davidwalz94
      @davidwalz94 Před 7 lety

      The Invictus One Indeed, it made me pause and giggle

    • @rippedreaper7279
      @rippedreaper7279 Před 7 lety +1

      Andrew Olson​ I have better things to do in life than find a fake profile picture. I'm 22 years old and been working out bodybuilding and mma since I was 14, but thats irrelevant in this topic of white girls never settling, I fucked so many of them to a point that I just don't give a shit about them anymore (like eating the same food over and over and eventually getting bored of it) I pass them to black guys now 😂

  • @cromabu5090
    @cromabu5090 Před 5 lety +278

    The Irish accent is the funniest
    I’m from England
    Same thing
    *car bomb intensifies*

    • @gal749
      @gal749 Před 3 lety +7

      I'm just offended they said the Irish accent is funny
      And I don't even speak Irish

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 Před 3 lety +2

      Shillelagh flinging intensifies

    • @elitemeemoosood9869
      @elitemeemoosood9869 Před 3 lety +1

      @@gal749 same, I'm actually Indian but I still got offended, when they said that england and ireland are the same I-

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 Před rokem

      speaking of car bombs and irish, I dare anyone to go to a bar in ireland and order an Irish Car Bomb

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327

    *Now* I know why all my Indian friends have American-sounding nicknames!

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. Před 5 lety +14

      It’s called culture appropriation.

    • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
      @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 Před 5 lety +40

      And *that’s* called pettiness.

    • @samuelhartley1979
      @samuelhartley1979 Před 5 lety +19

      Heh. I was talking to an indian girl once who had a simplified English name and she got really surprised when I called her by her indian name.

    • @matthews1366
      @matthews1366 Před 5 lety +26

      There was somebody at my school who was called Sreecharan (idk how to spell lol sry) but he just called himself bob

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 Před 5 lety +11

      @@matthews1366 it's the simplest Indian name.

  • @brandondonahue2965
    @brandondonahue2965 Před 7 lety +774

    I think brown people should make those remarks. The world would be a funnier place if we could all poke fun at each other and not make a fuss.

    • @ramiroortiz1459
      @ramiroortiz1459 Před 7 lety +8

      Brandon Donahue
      Yeah

    • @neerajindra9097
      @neerajindra9097 Před 7 lety +31

      I LOVE BLAND FOOD

    • @muhammadalifaqsha9014
      @muhammadalifaqsha9014 Před 7 lety +7

      +Neeraj Indra I do love bland and spicy food 😂

    • @fernybell263
      @fernybell263 Před 7 lety +11

      All my brown friends do is poke at pop culture

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 Před 6 lety +4

      Me (peruvian) and my friend (vietnamese) like to talk about our different cultures and common trends of each countries. Don't really understand the problem O.o I mean as long we don't make fun of each other's culture, it should be ok

  • @rockwall5329
    @rockwall5329 Před 6 lety +1960

    I LOVE JESUS HUEH HUEH HUEH

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 Před 6 lety +102

      that was the funniest part!!!!!!! along with *gun noises and explosions* this is our oil now!

    • @adelinelie1866
      @adelinelie1866 Před 6 lety +4

      feeling offended ._.

    • @grayblackhelm9761
      @grayblackhelm9761 Před 6 lety +2

      Adeline Lie Don’t mind it. It’s _mostly_ innocent chatter.

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname Před 6 lety +8

      NAH THIS IS OUR OIL.
      *soviet anthem plays*

    • @grayblackhelm9761
      @grayblackhelm9761 Před 6 lety +2

      If you're on the internet Then you have no life
      *Le Wilde cat appears*
      *Salute*

  • @ServerDweller
    @ServerDweller Před 5 lety +174

    "are there like any hot Indian guys?" Ouch... That hurt...

    • @NotSandhorst
      @NotSandhorst Před 5 lety +19

      same.... :( im probably only a 5/10 in the looks department though when im with my uncle people literally turn their heads around to look at his face XD so yes there are some lucky ones

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 Před 4 lety +9

      Ill never understand how people think Bollywood girls are hot 😐

    • @davidshepherd1634
      @davidshepherd1634 Před 3 lety +1

      There's one right here ;)

    • @pursuitsoflife.6119
      @pursuitsoflife.6119 Před 3 lety +19

      @@meghanachauhan9380 idk if racist but sure, there are 1000s of them

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 Před 3 lety +4

      Majority of black guys white women date don't look like Brad Pitt either. Looks don't matter if you have big...

  • @colfdralegend
    @colfdralegend Před 4 lety +111

    “So are your parents super strict?”
    “So do your parents just not care?”
    I think I’m both of these people... weird

  • @jimmykeochinda1173
    @jimmykeochinda1173 Před 6 lety +293

    This is our oil now

  • @Grumpy_old_Boot
    @Grumpy_old_Boot Před 8 lety +310

    **throws imaginary grenade**
    This OUR oil now !!

    • @xxdomoxxkunxx
      @xxdomoxxkunxx Před 8 lety +1

      +Grumpy ol' Boot fools, you wouldnt throw a grenade at the oil!

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot Před 8 lety +7

      Domo Von Imperium
      Everyone knows that throwing explosives at burning oilwells is the way to put them out!!!

    • @lemanyk
      @lemanyk Před 8 lety +4

      +Grumpy ol' Boot pls, americans never say like that. They say "We will bring you democracy" or "In the name of democracy"

    • @yvrelna
      @yvrelna Před 8 lety +9

      +Gennady Leman "we'll bring you democracy but if you guys voted for some guy we don't like, we'll come back."

    • @Gadwlel
      @Gadwlel Před 8 lety

      +Grumpy ol' Boot lmao, yeah, I loved it haha

  • @meggi8048
    @meggi8048 Před 5 lety +487

    Everytime somewhen finds out i am from Germany its
    "NAAAAAZI"

    • @AmyElkington
      @AmyElkington Před 5 lety +48

      All I can think about when I think of Germany is sausages and sauerkraut

    • @NotSandhorst
      @NotSandhorst Před 5 lety +15

      NAAAAAAAAAZIIII!!!

    • @sumwhatkeezy
      @sumwhatkeezy Před 5 lety +18

      @@AmyElkington and beer ;)

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 Před 5 lety +2

      Same lol, it happend several times on vacation

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 Před 5 lety +1

      @@sumwhatkeezy the holy lifejuice

  • @jaymahakaal5354
    @jaymahakaal5354 Před 9 měsíci +10

    Matt started his comedian journey after this video

    • @ishhaatt569
      @ishhaatt569 Před 8 měsíci

      Bro I saw the thumbnail and I was like there is no way that is Matt rife bahahah 😭

  • @dr.snowman4883
    @dr.snowman4883 Před 7 lety +949

    idk if this is true or not because I don't talk to people.

  • @pacomarveeny9640
    @pacomarveeny9640 Před 6 lety +3764

    Brown guy: the Irish accent is the FUNNIEST!
    White guy: ...I’m from England..
    Brown guy: SAME THING!
    Being Irish I literally spat my drink and dropped my jaw SO SHOOK HAHAHAHA

    • @marjorierene427
      @marjorierene427 Před 6 lety +54

      Paco Marveeny OMG MY FELLOW IRISHMAN!! (Or girl)

    • @pacomarveeny9640
      @pacomarveeny9640 Před 6 lety +9

      Gabriel R Irishman haha

    • @wipmegrandma8780
      @wipmegrandma8780 Před 6 lety +25

      Paco Marveeny yea Im english and the feeling was basically the same. About the only thing in the video that go me riled up haha

    • @maxonmendel5757
      @maxonmendel5757 Před 5 lety +6

      Literally even other white people just shrug and say “same thing”

    • @arhamshahid5015
      @arhamshahid5015 Před 5 lety +25

      @James Bond I think it a cool accent and am not white.see how quickly your argument falls appart

  • @jannn1192
    @jannn1192 Před 5 lety +91

    I'm Sri Lankan
    And Have been called Indian and African ;-;

    • @yesminsalima4924
      @yesminsalima4924 Před 4 lety

      Same XD

    • @user-fj6sp5qq6m
      @user-fj6sp5qq6m Před 4 lety

      Same 😂

    • @poison6084
      @poison6084 Před 4 lety

      I'm part Irish , and people think I'm part Turkish 😂😂😂😂

    • @cham1763
      @cham1763 Před 4 lety +8

      I’m Sri Lankan and I’ve been mistaken for being Hispanic multiple it might be cause I’m lighter skinned than most Sri Lankan’s but idk

    • @elli1080
      @elli1080 Před 4 lety +6

      Im srilankan too and for me it was indian and mexican

  • @alexlee8353
    @alexlee8353 Před 5 lety +79

    “Hey how come you don’t wear a SnapBack?””
    😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @GraphiteBlimp27
    @GraphiteBlimp27 Před 7 lety +1642

    Tbh the things the "brown people" say to white people are actually hilarious. I'd never dream of saying the things the whites said but somehow I don't feel offended when it's reversed lol

    • @kevinnio
      @kevinnio Před 7 lety +83

      You shouldn't feel offended anyway :p

    • @GraphiteBlimp27
      @GraphiteBlimp27 Před 7 lety +34

      ***** I thought the intent was to show whites how offensive that kind of thing can be, but maybe not.

    • @zoyahaque4017
      @zoyahaque4017 Před 7 lety +119

      Nah the intent was to show how ridiculous some of the stuff white people say is.

    • @kevinnio
      @kevinnio Před 7 lety +6

      Indeed.

    • @GraphiteBlimp27
      @GraphiteBlimp27 Před 7 lety +10

      Zoya Haque Which is why if I heard what the white people said irl I'd probably find it funny too.

  • @Panzer_Runner
    @Panzer_Runner Před 5 lety +271

    1:39 *spreading freedom and stealing oil intensifies*

  • @idkanymore9812
    @idkanymore9812 Před 5 lety +90

    NOT ALL BROWN PEOPLE ARE INDIAN🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @chadpowell1832
    @chadpowell1832 Před 3 lety +31

    I'm Brown and I don't care about these questions tbh, They get a conversation started and aren't offensive to me just funny ^^

    • @gal749
      @gal749 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, some people are genuinely curious

    • @jana731
      @jana731 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gal749 yeah, true, in my friends group in high school there was a girl from sri lanka and like she literally wasn't allowed to do anything in her free time. After being friends with her for 3 years we asked her what would happen if she came out lesbian to her parents and she said they would literally throw her out of the house. We were a little shocked tbh.

    • @gal749
      @gal749 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jana731 This doesn't have anything to do with my comment, but sure

    • @Mojo6660
      @Mojo6660 Před 2 lety

      Its not funny its the least racist comment that said in this video

  • @palmchika13marycharry9
    @palmchika13marycharry9 Před 5 lety +2075

    Lol this is soo *accurate* people think all indians watch Bollywood

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 Před 5 lety +6

      @Vinay S LOL my mom is guynese and Indian and my dad is guynese and indian Asian so i kinda eat it every 2 days of the week sometimes lol

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 Před 5 lety +1

      @Vinay S LOL my family Indians ar vary watter down they sound more guynese than anything

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 Před 5 lety +1

      @Vinay S lol😂

    • @rashmi.nityaaa
      @rashmi.nityaaa Před 5 lety +25

      excuse me, I prefer *Tollywood*

    • @jackdellow
      @jackdellow Před 5 lety +3

      palmchika13 Mary charry ahem t-series

  • @LtSarge
    @LtSarge Před 8 lety +767

    Actually while living in Japan and turkey, I did experience the reverse. "You from America. You been to hollywood, you know tom cruise?" I was also assumed to be a cowboy, and extremely wealthy for some reason.
    And I shortened my name after they couldn't pronounce it.
    So the "What if" part is misleading, cause it does actually happen. I didn't find it insulting, I was just like, ah, this is what it feels like, and was having fun with it.
    When people go from their own cultures to a new one, its not uncommon to experience stereotypes from the locals meeting you. Its what they have absorbed knowledge of your own culture and are simply curious.

    • @geneticsandcivilization9762
      @geneticsandcivilization9762 Před 8 lety +112

      +LtSarge
      Just say yes.
      I've been to Costa Rica, in some small villages where they had never seen a white, blonde boy before. They asked me if I was an actor, if I owned "every Mercedez" etc. I would just say yes to intrigue them.
      And that's how I became a celebrity in a Costa Rican village.

    • @WitheringintheDark
      @WitheringintheDark Před 8 lety +11

      +Genetics and Civilization Hah, I don't think i'd be able to resist the urge to fuck with everyone I met either. Works even better if you closely resemble a celebrity. Dye my hair a few shades darker I could probably fool some Costa Ricans into thinking I was Daniel Radcliffe myself.

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien Před 8 lety +18

      +WitheringintheDark
      I remember when I first went to Australia and I sat in on classes at a local high school -- I was a sophomore at the time and followed an Australian sophomore to all of his classes. I took detailed notes, answered every question from the teacher, and pretended to be an all-star genius (because we had literally learned this material at my school a few months prior). I was then asked how I knew everything and said how in the US, every student is quiet and a strong note-taker and everyone is worried that whatever is said will be on the exam, that I am actually the worst student in my class, etc. An American exchange-student came up to me later and whispered: "Your school is so scary." The other Australians looked on in horror.

    • @Pl3rion
      @Pl3rion Před 8 lety +4

      +LtSarge When I was in Japan, I had the exact same thing happened. My name was hard to pronounce so i always just shortened it to Chad. My real name is that of a certain Friend from the TV program of the same name. I found it rather amusing.

    • @natrone23
      @natrone23 Před 8 lety +31

      +LtSarge I have a Black friend and when we went to Japan they would ask him if he played in the NBA or if he was Shaq O'neil....................my friend is 5'7

  • @carminetancioni7444
    @carminetancioni7444 Před 3 lety +12

    *smokes*
    "DUUDE! WASSUP DUUUUDE!"
    Lmao I love you guys

  • @CrossingTheStreetArt
    @CrossingTheStreetArt Před 5 lety +12

    "what's the deal with cutlery? It's so weird" lol xD you killed me

  • @nomicake8607
    @nomicake8607 Před 7 lety +3647

    lmao good job iisuperwomanii, totally didnt copy this.

    • @mariahwasa5210
      @mariahwasa5210 Před 6 lety +63

      Nomicake I know right!!

    • @nightingale4786
      @nightingale4786 Před 6 lety +300

      exactly!! I'm kinda bummed no one really called her out on this yet :|

    • @mahirafarhin5129
      @mahirafarhin5129 Před 6 lety +8

      in what video?

    • @kornilious
      @kornilious Před 6 lety +82

      mahira farhin Things white people have told me. It’s basically the same video.

    • @amya5369
      @amya5369 Před 6 lety +186

      and neel's is way better too. her's kinda has a really bitter undertone and isn't really funny (and i'm brown fyi)

  • @reemar2168
    @reemar2168 Před 7 lety +393

    "I LOVE bland food" so me 😂😂😂

    • @tribequest9
      @tribequest9 Před 6 lety +4

      This white guy felt the sting on that one.....ouch!

  • @90sbabe47
    @90sbabe47 Před 5 lety +39

    "potato, potato, potato" LMFAOOOOO IM SCREAMING

  • @rickyeldiablo800
    @rickyeldiablo800 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Is that Matt Rife?

  • @Fredministrator
    @Fredministrator Před 7 lety +1621

    remember the 90 when casual interest in other cultures wasn't seen as racist and and anoying question was just an anoying question?

    • @Fredministrator
      @Fredministrator Před 6 lety +80

      I get the joke, I know this channel. But Satire wouldn't work if there was no problem and in my experience that problem wasn't as big in the 90.

    • @addygreen8919
      @addygreen8919 Před 6 lety +20

      Good old times

    • @landon7612
      @landon7612 Před 6 lety +5

      Honestly though, if only

    • @tamillaigidova7919
      @tamillaigidova7919 Před 6 lety +16

      I have the ”privilege” of being a millenial.

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 Před 6 lety +77

      Do you remember in 2018 when three decades of the same annoying questions just started to seem a bit fucking much and maybe I'm not here to educate an endless queue of retards and defend/explain every ignorant stereotype they have about people who look/pray/live the same as me? No? You must be a straight white male who doesnt have to endure this on a daily basis, then. Otherwise, you'd be able to relate. Thanks, though.

  • @admubs3696
    @admubs3696 Před 9 lety +69

    "say something in Indian"

  • @abinansriranganathan6934
    @abinansriranganathan6934 Před 3 lety +14

    Sri Lankan part is very relatable. Almost everything is relatable.

  • @shilloe13
    @shilloe13 Před 3 lety +22

    This video literally aged like fine wine.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw Před 3 lety +3

      No, it figuratively aged like fine wine. If it literally aged like fine wine it would taste better.

  • @blah7983
    @blah7983 Před 7 lety +224

    Irish accents can be hilarious

  • @politicalstatus197
    @politicalstatus197 Před 6 lety +756

    White here! Literally busted a gut laughing at the stereotypes being thrown at white people. I don't get why people get so offended when someone is using stereotypes, I find it hilarious!

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe Před 6 lety +28

      Because their identity is too closely tied with race. I laugh at jokes at white's expense too because I don't consider it something that integral to me.

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 Před 6 lety +4

      James Bond, since when is getting butthurt at something I subjectively find offensive and then responding with a relevant OFFENSIVE remark bad? It is not defensive to respond by taking a stab at the offender's race. Defensive is when after I insult somebody in such manor they try to make themselves or their own race look good to recover. Like seriously you used counterattack and defensive to refer to the same action ahahahhahahahah!
      I do not understand why succeeding at communicating in a heated situation means getting the first stab at the other person in a smart-ish sounding way but then they are not to respond? And even if you did not mean to offend, what really makes it bad is calling them butthurt and refusing to further appropriately communicate. After you both fire shots you could try to work it out instead of point out the fact that yes you were offensive and thus made someone butthurt.
      Saying black people are more likely to commit a crime is a FACT (when compared to white people and with the assumption we are in the U.S.), saying you specifically (black person... presumably) are more likely to commit a crime is a stereotype... i.e. a relevant and actually good comeback.
      Oh and finally, James Bond, your comment itself is a negative (from your point of view, refer to my first sentence of the first paragraph) stereotype about white people... you should really consider A. trying to be more understanding when someone takes offensive to what comes out of your mouth (even if you think it is not offensive, it's their feelings hurt not yours) and B. try to cherish or at least comprehend every unique individual's attributes as factors that cause such a response of offense (or any response at all).

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 Před 6 lety +1

      You misunderstood completely ;/ Our entire exchange was about how in the hypothetical situation you set up what would be the right thing to do and it was about how you were making wrong statements. I am not calling you stupid because this was a bit convoluted (and meta :D) and I could have been a little more clear.
      Please do not say I was twisting your words. I used your quotes to put emphasis on what I was referring to and I took entire whole quotes NO TWISTING THEIR so please learn what twisting means.
      If you take anything from this exchange be it is that if you were to offend anyone in any future communications what you describe in your first comment is not the right attitude. It is not fair to not let them respond if you were the offensive one. You are welcome to comment again with your thoughts (and I will gladly read :D) but if you are going to repeatedly argue with no new original thoughts then I might not respond.
      And for the love of all that is anything please know that in the english language it is acceptable to quote someone in the same context that quote was said if in its entirety and its not considered twisting words.
      Like damn, seriously learn that.

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 Před 6 lety +1

      Fair enough... to be honest this was kinda fun. :D Btw the black thing works with any race even white if you think about it. Having that last comment with the first would have probably avoided this whole thing :D be careful what you write because that first comment was a little triggering before you represented yourself. Cya

    • @SerenityScratch
      @SerenityScratch Před 5 lety +1

      Political Love you could say the same thing the other way around

  • @austinadams6810
    @austinadams6810 Před 3 lety +10

    I know that the reversal was supposed to be negative but I legit found it funny and would love to have a friend like that. I personally really enjoy it when neither of us get offended and have an exaggerated discussion about culture

  • @LoverScratch
    @LoverScratch Před 2 lety +4

    “Did you know they have security at airports” fucking killed me

  • @nikkorin
    @nikkorin Před 6 lety +71

    You missed the "Omg, you are so pale, are you even alive?"
    I get that one a lot.

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 Před 4 lety +1

      You're not pale Sheamus is pale ( Irish guy in wwe).

  • @wickedmonkeylover
    @wickedmonkeylover Před 7 lety +520

    "You must have lost your virginity supper younge" wtf lol I didn't know that was a stereotype

    • @dachaoskitty7163
      @dachaoskitty7163 Před 6 lety +153

      It's a stereotype that white girls are easy, so that implies they lose their virginity at a young age.

    • @ashishbhatt3467
      @ashishbhatt3467 Před 6 lety +65

      Its probably that blonde girl stereotype and the way hollywood protray white teenage girl. every one had 2-3 bf etc.

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed Před 6 lety +55

      Thank Hollywood. This is what the world thinks of the West.

    • @jadeshepherd8627
      @jadeshepherd8627 Před 6 lety +19

      A lot of 18 year olds in Sutton In Ashfield (small uk town, this is from my experience) have already had babies. A person who I used to be best friends with became a chronic liar yet she actually got pregnant at some point.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops Před 6 lety +20

      Jade, this is a good example of how stereotypes are born. We take our personal experience as anecdotal evidence that a certain group acts a certain way. No matter how large your sample size it's almost unavoidably a generalization.

  • @MrOssyMoro
    @MrOssyMoro Před 3 lety +41

    An Indian friend dared to call Italian food "bland food" here in Italy and I just say he is no more. Be careful my Indian friends. Be careful.

  • @jazlynevangeli1844
    @jazlynevangeli1844 Před 3 lety +8

    0:51 "why do you like to eat with your hands? That's so weird.."
    Indonesian ppl: ._.

  • @faqi7076
    @faqi7076 Před 6 lety +380

    Pop songs;
    *i like how DIFFERENT every song is*

    • @yikushieda
      @yikushieda Před 5 lety +11

      ahaa yes best part of the satire

    • @lol...
      @lol... Před 5 lety +3

      Friday is pretty outstanding

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt Před 5 lety +1

      Best part of the whole video

    • @lerno2617
      @lerno2617 Před 5 lety

      @@madamebkrt I swear

    • @weighingmc9595
      @weighingmc9595 Před 5 lety

      ツFaqi why are you here?? You commented on one of my vids. 😂

  • @tahreesuh
    @tahreesuh Před 6 lety +71

    This is baisically what people in Indiana and Ohio say to someone who is from Ontario witch is only a 6-7 hour drive. They ask about iggloos,Maple Syrup and if it snows there all the time.

  • @BluberrySmoothie
    @BluberrySmoothie Před 2 lety +2

    These are the type of people who ask “ are you Indian, or brown? “

  • @reasonableguy9090
    @reasonableguy9090 Před 5 lety

    Just been recommended this and subbed straight away!
    GOLD!

  • @blank4227
    @blank4227 Před 8 lety +401

    The thing is, most white people laugh whenever someone makes fun of that stuff... but the second you fake an Indian accent, you lose your job...

    • @Logictrumpssuperstition
      @Logictrumpssuperstition Před 8 lety +30

      +Al Capwn damn bro sorry you lost your job, you should totally be allowed to mock people. Mock away bro. Stay strong, im sure you'll get another job soon. Live long and prosper

    • @Logictrumpssuperstition
      @Logictrumpssuperstition Před 8 lety +17

      Al Capwn HAHAHAHAHAHA panties in a bunch?

    • @kaziabir1
      @kaziabir1 Před 8 lety +8

      +Al Capwn Yeah but say a brown guy with an accent who is working hard on trying to lose the accent and you just make fun of him for that it will hurt him. He'll probably laugh just to play along but it's not the same. I think getting fired for that is a little extreme but there's no doubt it's harassment because you never see a brown guy making fun of white/european/australian accents. I would but that's just because I'm an asshole.

    • @kurobancho3508
      @kurobancho3508 Před 8 lety +25

      +Al Capwn Yeah, that kinda thing is happening now. It's funnier when people are like "I hate racism!" and then they proceed to joke about white people. Ok, thats fine but they get butthurt at jokes about other races. Like wow hypocrisy. It's not only Tumblr people who do this as well.

    • @SydneyCarton2085
      @SydneyCarton2085 Před 8 lety

      +Al Capwn
      ...and get hired at 711!

  • @chanelles.88
    @chanelles.88 Před 7 lety +70

    Just sent this to my Indian friends. I will follow up with you all

    • @chanelles.88
      @chanelles.88 Před 7 lety +11

      Zeshan Ali They thought it was hilarious, especially the turban comment :D

    • @darrenthomas5743
      @darrenthomas5743 Před 7 lety +50

      If anyone was offended white or Indian they are children. None of it was offensive, just silly stereotypes

    • @oriax8770
      @oriax8770 Před 7 lety +1

      no one is offended.. it's funny n quite ryt :-)

  • @Datasavingmode
    @Datasavingmode Před 2 lety +2

    Finally, a channel that shows boths sides

  • @emaraalinsh6442
    @emaraalinsh6442 Před 5 lety +7

    "I love bland food" I'm dead 😂😂

  • @ciic5495
    @ciic5495 Před 5 lety +57

    “I LOVE JESUS HU HU HU” I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @undead.rising
    @undead.rising Před 5 lety +765

    It's annoying that when Australians make a video like this, they actually make it with an American audience in mind, because Australians would NEVER say ketchup, they would say tomato sauce instead.

    • @nusaybahansar9285
      @nusaybahansar9285 Před 5 lety +25

      Madeleine Kamondi, ikr, like wtf that doesn't even make sense

    • @datwhiteboi6256
      @datwhiteboi6256 Před 5 lety +13

      I'm a American and I've actually had Australian people asking me these questions it's weird

    • @galaxiegoddess
      @galaxiegoddess Před 5 lety +14

      Then... What would they call actual tomato suace?

    • @skippyhd3180
      @skippyhd3180 Před 5 lety +2

      Yes it is the same thing ya stupid

    • @hello3.14dodododododododod5
      @hello3.14dodododododododod5 Před 5 lety +1

      Courtney Quinn there is no other tomato sauce 🤔

  • @mauriciod2545
    @mauriciod2545 Před 5 lety +4

    "You could totally pass for Italian" I'd take that as a compliment

  • @yuppsonewhomustnotbenamed3076

    I hope you enjoy my good man, i like your twisted humor and look forward to more

  • @iSaintRichie23
    @iSaintRichie23 Před 7 lety +806

    I'm white and I found this okay because I'm not allowed to be offended.

    • @nittyclips
      @nittyclips Před 7 lety

      Sib Pro Quo LOL

    • @faedolls
      @faedolls Před 7 lety +16

      Sib Pro Quo anyone.. can.. get offended..

    • @Rs2006REMAKEVids
      @Rs2006REMAKEVids Před 7 lety +16

      +digitalatbest 。
      "theres not racism against white people"
      Ever been to Africa?
      Japan is more amusing about it, though.

    • @faedolls
      @faedolls Před 7 lety +1

      Kinetic RWBY if u look closely u can see i said "theres not racism against white people" good try tho

    • @nittyclips
      @nittyclips Před 7 lety +1

      digitalatbest 。 He was being sarcastic.

  • @kodyandkara
    @kodyandkara Před 9 lety +129

    "I love bland food" hahahaha

  • @richardgerbes7509
    @richardgerbes7509 Před 3 lety

    I love this thanks Neel

  • @malhardate9625
    @malhardate9625 Před 3 lety

    thank you for doing that!!!

  • @JennaPatel
    @JennaPatel Před 7 lety +120

    "I love bland food" LMao

  • @inviktus3349
    @inviktus3349 Před 7 lety +275

    im an indian and literally none of those things said were offensive.. its not insulting that people find our culture interesting and a good laugh worthy :) and i love the whites they invented all the things that shaped the modern world

    • @upshotproductions5479
      @upshotproductions5479 Před 7 lety +19

      not all the things and now we are more interconnected so everyone is helping each other move forward. besides that Indians have invented great things too, for example computers are posible because of Indians as binary language uses 0 and everything on computer is writen in binary and and a lot of math and science related things were done by indians. our world world'nt survive on just a few number of people we all are important valuable people, from janitors to ceos and from social workers to pm/ president. we all need to be there to move forward.

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 Před 7 lety +2

      Upshot productions just a zero .. nothing on semiconductors , nothing on the workings of the web , nothing of java oracle , windows , so i disagree .. nothing relevant was made by indians .. just a zero which has no value

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 Před 7 lety +10

      Pavlos Pap. yes i agree with that .. and indians are very developed when it comes to nuclear technology .. but the individual standards of life are very low .. hence my view .. i do not hate india .. just its underdeveloped society and the fact that they deny they are.

    • @ngxoxo
      @ngxoxo Před 7 lety +10

      haha i always wondered why most self haters are indian

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 Před 7 lety +24

      ***** self hatred keeps an individual humble and able to see and accept his own faults .. unlike most whining american feminist manginas

  • @Ihatemyusernamemore
    @Ihatemyusernamemore Před 2 lety

    Bro this is crack up as. I haven't seen a bad kolhatkar video yet

  • @yatoku1001
    @yatoku1001 Před 2 lety +1

    I'VE NEVER HAD A MOOD SWING THIS GOOD OMG I WENT FRON ANXEITY TO FULL BLOWN LAUGHTER

  • @koek1122
    @koek1122 Před 7 lety +482

    do white people ever settle down hahahaha

    • @Ayveh
      @Ayveh Před 7 lety +9

      Lol "so do white girls ever settle down" XD

    • @sam-rr7xw
      @sam-rr7xw Před 7 lety +1

      lol smashed it made my day bruv

    • @brennerhall4106
      @brennerhall4106 Před 7 lety

      Vino sitas girls*

    • @mayasquaw2254
      @mayasquaw2254 Před 7 lety

      Vino sitas "I got so wasted I hookup with like 5 guys there" 😂

  • @user-jo3oe5yz3t
    @user-jo3oe5yz3t Před 7 lety +141

    The "reversed" actually happens when one travels abroad to non-white majority countries. Or to any foreign country, for that matter. This is nothing out of the ordinary, only exactly what one would (and should!) expect when encountering a expect. Even if a white, Anglo-Saxon couple moved to Kazakhstan and had kids, the children, even if "from" Kazakhstan, will still need to expect Kazakhs potentially having difficulty pronouncing their names. It's normal.

    • @ketchumall8243
      @ketchumall8243 Před 6 lety +6

      This is true. As an American who lived for two years in Africa, I can confirm this. I got all sorts of stereotypes and such thrown at me. Or people who wanted to come and talk about american politics or other "popular" U.S. topics to me and assumed I'd be interested just cause Im american. Or they'd say that i didn't "look american" and i looked like some other Caucasian nationality.

    • @sophiamarie4880
      @sophiamarie4880 Před 6 lety +2

      Andrew Ketchum well... no ones really american unless they are 100% native american. america is a country of immigrants. for ex, i’m american but i look italian, cuz that’s my heritage, my friend is also american, but he looks Bangladeshi, because that’s his heritage. so (unless ur 100% native american) no one “looks” american

    • @aimercab8630
      @aimercab8630 Před 6 lety

      Very true.

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 Před 6 lety

      As someone who went to live in China for a year... I can say I only experienced 2 things like this, the first was a coworker asking if all americans actually believed in the christ myth... and the other one (and I got asked this A LOT) "do you like chinese girl?"
      .....that was it.

    • @redken3919
      @redken3919 Před 6 lety

      The difference is that America is filled with immigrants and people from many other cultures, they shouldn't act like this, they should know better

  • @fatimaelmcharfi5842
    @fatimaelmcharfi5842 Před 5 lety +4

    This was dope lmaooo 😂😂😂

  • @apppertplus68
    @apppertplus68 Před 4 lety

    Honestly, this is the best version of this shtick I have ever seen.
    Thank you. My life is richer for having watched it.

  • @tjane8730
    @tjane8730 Před 6 lety +229

    Well i'm white and i didn't find any of this offending in any way

    • @jesseward568
      @jesseward568 Před 6 lety +3

      I have these conversations all the time

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 Před 6 lety +23

      Yeah I mean like if everyone could just chill the fuck out and get a bit of a sense of humour.
      Every race has stereotypes of every other race practically. Who cares. Poking fun at stereotypes can even be a way of building bridges with other races.

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas Před 6 lety

      prabhat shukla I'm guessing you think black women and latin american women are whores as well, so is it really a racial thing for you?

    • @CarvinesIre
      @CarvinesIre Před 6 lety

      Your name sounds like a brand of really terrible gangster hats *Micdrop*

    • @wellz1990
      @wellz1990 Před 6 lety +4

      Tja Ne neither did I, however I'm very confused. I have yet to find any white people that say those things to other people of a different race. Have I been fortunate enough to not have crossed the people yet or is this a fake stereotype

  • @tangensuhr8680
    @tangensuhr8680 Před 6 lety +448

    Not all "brown" peoples are "indian"

    • @dachaoskitty7163
      @dachaoskitty7163 Před 6 lety +54

      Or Asian at all.

    • @ajithkumars7579
      @ajithkumars7579 Před 6 lety +6

      no way.for many whites the people are darker than them are brown or black

    • @slimshady7625
      @slimshady7625 Před 6 lety +8

      There are Arabs who are black Or white..depends

    • @ashibhardwaj2953
      @ashibhardwaj2953 Před 6 lety +3

      rockingsuper girl
      Yeah, but for some reason it’s a common stereotype that brown people are all indian🙄

    • @jacob8693
      @jacob8693 Před 6 lety +1

      I am gay

  • @AnthonyFilms29
    @AnthonyFilms29 Před 5 lety +1

    “This is our oil now!” Absolutely lost it at this part haha

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 Před 3 lety +7

    I could almost smell the passive aggressiveness

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 Před 5 lety +160

    As I white person let me just say, I'm not offended. So, the lesson I take from this is it's okay to ask brown people about Bollywood

    • @North_Indian_
      @North_Indian_ Před 5 lety +3

      EG:UK hahaha bollywood 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

    • @jaredschroeder
      @jaredschroeder Před 5 lety +1

      Who else are we going to ask?

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 Před 5 lety +32

      Ask north Indians about Bollywood . The people from the south speak Tamil, Telugu, kannada and Malayalam. We have our own film industry. We make better movies without female objectification and non indians in it.

    • @samruddhisaoji7195
      @samruddhisaoji7195 Před 5 lety +21

      @@MrALenCar321 yeah you guys just have stupid plots and pathetic dramas

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 Před 4 lety +9

      @@samruddhisaoji7195 So what kind of stupid plots have you seen? Kamal, Mamooty and Vijay sethupathi can act better than any bollywood actor. Tbh Malayalam movies are the best and then maybe Tamil movies. Have you seen Hindi tv serials ? it literally takes the girl an entire episode to walk down from the stairs.

  • @ratelslangen
    @ratelslangen Před 8 lety +90

    "I eat pizza with cutlery"
    You focking wot m8?

    • @paintitloud8680
      @paintitloud8680 Před 8 lety +3

      +Byzanking er, not true. Italians cut the slices themselves, then pick the slices up and eat with their hands. Germans use cutlery.

    • @kushbhatt707
      @kushbhatt707 Před 8 lety

      +ratelslangen u an irish or an aussie mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kushbhatt707
      @kushbhatt707 Před 8 lety +1

      +ratelslangen ohhh are u english !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as in an englishman from england !!!!!!!!!! u have aan accent even in typing !!!!!!! hahaha just joking

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 Před 6 lety

      ratelslangen that's a counter bombing for eating indian food with hand joke.

  • @penguinpirate8779
    @penguinpirate8779 Před 3 lety

    It’s scary how accurate this is

  • @endroholic7161
    @endroholic7161 Před 3 lety +3

    "Better be arranged than never settling up with 5 kids"

  • @milannanda4068
    @milannanda4068 Před 8 lety +116

    I LOVE JESUS! HUH HUH HUH!!!!LOLOLOL! lost my shit there

    • @onnidnmusic
      @onnidnmusic Před 8 lety +3

      +Mil Man Oi Lowv Jaysus!!! Houk Houk Houk Houk....
      me too bro, me too!

    • @onedforever9417
      @onedforever9417 Před 8 lety

      Saaaamee😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @wildturkey7896
      @wildturkey7896 Před 8 lety

      +Mil Man Hahahaha I fuckin cracked at that.

    • @wowstefaniv
      @wowstefaniv Před 8 lety

      +Mil Man xDDD so much this

  • @manali140
    @manali140 Před 7 lety +36

    "I love bland food" I LAUGHED WAY HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE BECAUSE THIS WAS WAY TOO FUNNY

  • @0Zolrender0
    @0Zolrender0 Před 5 lety

    Nailed it.

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi Před 5 lety

    *the "lucky charms potato potato" had me crying his back hunch dude was getting into it* 😂😂😂

  • @lil4841
    @lil4841 Před 7 lety +310

    everyones so triggered oml xD

  • @surendrashenoy
    @surendrashenoy Před 6 lety +316

    Hey Neel, IISuperwomanII made a video extremely similar to yours (even having the same jokes at one point) on her channel entitled "Real Things White People Have Said to Me", you might want to check it out

    • @varunk4165
      @varunk4165 Před 5 lety +2

      Surendra Shenoy may be its the other way around.

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname Před 5 lety +31

      Peter Griffin no this video is older

    • @mkaiah5114
      @mkaiah5114 Před 5 lety +3

      maybe it's just a coincidence. reversing stereotypes isn't a very unique and new idea as you might think. and using the same jokes? everyone knows the white people stereotypes, reversing them isn't that hard either. it may be just a coincidence

  • @mrkslva4231
    @mrkslva4231 Před 3 lety +9

    0:23 being a Sri lankan in a white country be like 😂

  • @5gonza541
    @5gonza541 Před 5 lety +9

    It is incredible how the first part is considered like the most offensive thing on the planet, and the second is completely fine in society’s eyes

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk Před 5 lety +12

      Being an Indian guy myself I find both part equally funny... I don't mind a bit of racial stereotyping as it is the product of people trying to understand different culture which is the 1st step of bonding.

    • @5gonza541
      @5gonza541 Před 5 lety +3

      Shiv 96 It would be nice if you explained this to the left

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 Před 5 lety

      Welcome to Neel Kolhatkar's channel LOL

    • @davidwillis7991
      @davidwillis7991 Před 3 lety

      I think society is very close to thinking of these the same. Sure left wing people would try to be outraged but mainly people are more offended if they're asked the questions in their own country.