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Once a friend of mine asked if I could watch his brothers dog for a couple of days. His brothers Wife had to suddenly travel to a sick relative and he had a lot of important meetings that week. My friend couldnt help since his whole family had the flu. So I said yes no problem. So this guy I had just seen in passing arrived outside my apartment super early in the morning. Unloaded the car as I was rubbing my eyes tierdly half awake and wondering why a dog needs two packed bags, a huge Teddy and a backpack for a week of dogsitting. Instead of checking on his daughters seatbelt like I thought he was doing, he had been unfastening it. Before I know it I am standing on the pavement with a five year old girl as he (and the dog) speeds away. And At first I believed I had mistakingly agreed to babysit and not dogsit. Sooo above my paygrade so I am having a little bit of a freakout. Turns out he was supposed to deliver his daughter to her grandma. Who was very confused when he tried to hand over a dog instead. Apparently they still mock him about that.
Wow!
Lol
Well imo dogs >kids. He just flipped the,
I can just imagine the poor guy going "oh shit!!! I left my daughter with stinesfloy!" đ±
Lol very relatable.
My toast popped. I opened the microwave.
lol! That is something I can definitely identify with!
Straight A student, served my country, worked in law enforcement 15 years...proceeded to punch myself in the balls trying to get plastic wrap out of the drawer... đ€Łđ€Ł
Sometimes we deserve the self-flagellationđ . I've accidentally smacked myself and bitten my own tongue enough times to "write off" as probably karmicđ€·đŸ
Was once taking a call from a client in the middle of an open plan office. Was rocking chair ( it was an old fashioned 4 legged office chair). I rocked it too far and ended up flat on my back. I continued the call as if nothing had happened.đ€Łđ€Ł
I did the same thing. I used to wear skirt suits to the office almost every day. Luckily that day I had worn a pants suit. I was sitting in the chair and took a nice long stretch leaning back in my chair and over I went! Lol
Lol that is surprisingly easy to picture đ€Ł
Well done!
I'm so comforted by these. Certainly my kind of people. Thanks to you all !
Ok ... Was not going to tell this one ... but what the heck. I was walking through a shopping mall and the floor was very slippery. All of a sudden, I start to slip. My arms were flailing about hoping to grab something to balance myself. All of a sudden I managed to grab something and straightened up. Two guys had been walking toward me and apparently as I was falling down, I managed to grab one of them by the crotch. As his friend was bent over in laughter, I was trying to explain what had happened. That it was just an accident and that I was just reaching out for anything. The most embarrassing part was when the man I grabbed went screaming out of the mall and holding on to himself!
Oh my! I can't stop laughing! đđđ It's like a comedy scene out of a romantic movie...
Yesterday I felt so organised. I put a chicken in the oven and thought I'd make a rice pudding and put that at the bottom of the oven. Then, when I got back from walking the dogs, I'd have a yummy hot pud to enjoy. House smelled amazing when I got back, so guts boinging in anticipation I got the pudding out of the oven. To find I'd made a lovely big bowl of hot milk, butter, sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg. Zero rice.
Last night I tried to zoom in on a picture using my thumb and indexâŠin a book đ„Ž
I tried it in a magazine. In front of people. Then slunk away.
I've tried to pause my kindle book (by tapping it - like you do a CZcams video on a phone) an embarrassing number of times...
Most of these stories seem to be about people who are chronically exhausted beyond all reason.
The point being that this is also the mental state that causes a person to forget their baby in the back seat on a hot day.
One can sympathize with all the other absent-minded stuff, but forgetting a child in the back seat is not one of them. I blame modern laws forcing people to put kids out of sight out of mind in the back seat, facing backward most of the time, no less. When traveling with one single child, put it in the front seat next to you so you know it is there. There's also less of a chance of a child nibbling on food and choking if it is next to the adult in the front seat because one can hear or see the event and pull over in a hurry to take care of the problem.
@@bevanderson6245 When you think about it, that's what rampant capitalism does to us. The most precious people in your life need to be out of your sight and mind because the Company owns your arse and rides it!
At least put the baby in the back on the *passenger* side so you can see it instead of right behind you. It won't kill you to walk around the car.
My point, though, was that even though it makes us do some funny things, this is actually a dangerous state of mind to be in.
People who do this don't do it because they somehow don't love their kids enough. They do it because they're in an impaired state because of exhaustion.
I used to work nights, and there were multiple times when I left things at work/home because I was so tired. The wake-up call was when I literally couldn't remember driving home.
@@bevanderson6245 DO NOT PUT SMALL CHILDREN IN THE FRONT SEAT. They can be seriously injured or killed by the airbag if it discharges. Also, facing backwards in the backseat will protect their fragile little necks and skulls in the event of a collision. An adult with whiplash will complain for a few weeks. A toddler with whiplash may experience a lifelong disability from the trauma to their spine.
I was at work one day leading the Monday morning huddle for my team when I felt something weird in my sleeve, so I reached up there. It was not one, not two, but THREE softener sheets. One of my colleagues proclaimed, "Oooo! Magic tricks to start us off today!" I couldn't look at anyone all day without us busting up all over again. She then ended the day with, "so what do you got in store for us tomorrow??" đ€Łđ€Șđ€Łđ€Ș
Hilarious! Did he pull them out one by one?đ€Ł
@@carolisakallas3054 maybe with a flourish and a little Tadaaaaaaa!!!
Effect of getting dressed in the dark. I was mid 50s at the time, BA, MLitt, postgraduate certificate in education, qualified solicitor . Teaching law at the time. Arrived at work 45 mins from home to discover I was wearing one black and one brown shoe and was about to stand in front of thirty graduates to tell them about trusts law, no podium. Luckily I had time to rush to Marks and Spencer and pick up a new pair of shoes, but those kids would have been merciless.
I once texted my boss, apologizing fir being late, get to work as quick as I could, sprint through the mall, get to work, scramble into my work shirt, and get ready to clock in⊠boss looks at me, âItâs Tuesday, not Wednesday. How much sleep did you get?â
Needs a bit more info to be funny. Did you not work on Tuesdays?
@@pegatheetoo1437 I have never worked on Tuesdays. The bus schedule is totally different. One would think Iâd notice that
When I was in grad school, I came home to find my car was not in its parking space. My heart sank for two seconds then I remembered I drove to class/work. It was Friday night. I was not going back to get it. Weekend at home confirmed.
The forgetting of the skirt was priceless lol
You wonder if she had leggings or shorts on underneath, or was it just underwear!
Oh, this makes me feel so much better! I was at an eye doctor's appointment, looked down, was wearing two different shoes, with different heel heights. Other waiting patients had been staring sympathetically at me.
I did that once. Shoved my feet in some shoes, raced downstairs and got all the way to church and realized I was wearing different shoes. I claimed it was dark when I put the shoes on. It was a good giggle, I must say.
I not that smart but once searched the entire house for the TV remote only to find it two days later in the freezer on top of the ice tray SMH
Hmm. Once I slipped my cell phone into one of the several plastic bags I was carrying into work. Found it later, in the freezer, with my weeks (back up) lunches. Had driven the cook crazy, as a few alarms had gone off all morning and she couldn't figure out where the beeping was coming from!
I was in the elevator at work when I realized I had put my shirt on inside out, and backwards. No one told me.
I've been known to tell people, "Hang on, I have to find my phone." While I'm talking to them on the phone.
I think every one of us have done that one.
I once drove 45 minutes into work in ER , only then to realise I was wearing my slippers. đ€Ș
Currently doing a bachelors degree in psychology. Tried to unlock my house with my car keys đ¶
It took me a while to realise why the house door wasn't unlocking as I pressed the button on the key fob đ
Also nearly ate a rubber band while eating grated cheese off my chopping board. I had the rubber band in my left hand and was scooping cheese with my right. At some point I lifted the rubber band to my mouth... paused, looked at it, and put it down far away from me đ
Hello, masters degree here. Once had a physical for a job and couldnât figure out how get out of the dressing room. Was sure they wouldnât hire me. (They did)
I love our human imperfections! I almost left for work in only thermal underwear (bottoms) I forgot that I threw my scrubs in the dryer to warm them up. Glad I caught it before I left the house!
Some years ago, I was an assistant manager at a retail facility. Whenever management came in, the first order of business was to sign off on a stack of various papers. I'd signed about six or seven when something seemed off; I had misspelled my OWN DAMN NAME on every one of them.
Once I was fitting a skisuit and it felt very strange. At the end I found out the clothes hanger was at my back.
Took my work phone out of my pocket and put it on a table so I could move some furniture without accidentally breaking it. Got home after work and realized I didn't have it. Had to drive 25 miles back to work to get it and drive home again.
Spent most of a day at work with a very fluffy sock in my shirt sleeve.
Went to work in one black and one blue shoe, and the blue shoe was nowhere near black in color.
Went work in one black and one blue sock, too.
Had my pants rip across the bottom of my bum at work and I don't know how long it was like that before I realized it.
Forgot to put my bra on and didn't realize it till after I was at work. Fortunately, I just looked a little droopy. I had made at least made a good choice of sweater that day.
First day in a new apartment, I locked myself out of my bedroom and had to have a maintenance guy let me back in. Not out of my apartment, out of my bedroom because I accidentally pushed the lock button in when I turned the knob.
I was driving in freezing rain. The car was all warmed up, but the weather suddenly turned. I put my wipers on intermittent and they froze between swipes. I had managed to allow my wipers to freeze in place while driving, causing rain to start to freeze to my windshield so I couldn't see to pull over. Had to stick my head out into the freezing rain. Always blast that defroster and keep them wipers moving in freezing rain! (I shouldn't be allowed to live in the mountains)
@ ShadoeLandman You need to use diff windshield wiper fluid when you live where there is freezing rain & snow. Plus there are special wiper blades to help clean the windshield & prevent the blades from sticking.
@@lorriefinley3129 I wasn't using wiper fluid before the wipers froze, and after they froze, the area that shoots out the fluitd was frozen over from the rain.
My sister and I went out shopping and couldn't figure out why the sales clerks in every store were staring at us. Finally, we looked each other up and down and my sister burst out laughing. I was wearing two different shoes. One a plain matte black heel and the other a black patent leather heel with a huge gold buckle in the front. But I couldn't figure out why I didn't notice when I was walking that one heel was an inch higher than the other. Lol
..My feet are UK size 3, but my Wellington boots are a size 5 so I can wear 2 pairs of thick socks, and therefore didn't notice that they were on the wrong feet whilst out walking my sister's dog...I'm only 5ft 2in and 7 st, so my big weird clown feet must have been why people were smiling, not my new jacket which I thought was so fetching (no pun intended!)!
Several years ago, I (over 21 years old, mind) was in Kmart with my Mom and saw some cobalt blue Pyrex dishes for sale and called out to her, "Mama, look, they've some got some nice Playtex dishes for sale!". I suspect the other people in that aisle that day still talk about me 20 years later.
You highly overrate the attention span people have. You're forgetting all the events that have happened in this world in the last 20 years, and most of them far more important than that minor slipup.
Have on two occasions mislaid my phone at home, getting myself in a right strop, accusing family of moving/ taking it, only to find Iâm actually holding it in my hand........
Overheard in a medical waiting room:
Mom talking to son.
At some point in conversation, mom discovers phone is not in her purse.
Mom searches for phone, can't find it.
Mom begins to panic, tells son she's lost her phone.
Son, who is not in the room with her, asks her how she's talking to him.
Mom finds phone.
My mom, just got back from wintering in Cali. She's had cataract surgery the year before but still needs to wear contacts. Had a nice dinner and were just having a nice family welcome home night, so a few drinks. Much later when everyone decided to get some shuteye, mom called me into the bathroom complaining she couldn't get her contacts out of her eyes. I checked her eyes but couldn't see them so I checked her case where she put the contacts when she had taken them out. There were both there. Mom had forgotten she took them out earlier.đ¶đ¶
Yes! God love us, I've done these. I was the "book smart" kid as my Grandmother loved to condescendingly tell me.
I once rode my bicycle to the store, forgot I didn't have my car, bought many bags of groceries...
love this đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Yep, I did that but I was walking. Came out of the store saying under my breath..."Now where did I park the...Oh for crying out loud! I walked!" It was the only time I ever took the cart off the supermarket lot, but I took it back because we only live a block and a half from the store.
How about showing off your new car to mates at a pub but finding the unlocking remote wasn't working. A same colour car behind in the car park was making one hell of a racket
I tried to get into my car in a shopping centre car park a few days ago. I thought the key was bent or something. Turns out I was trying to get into the model I used to have, not my current car which was sitting right next to it.
My brother got double A*s in Maths before going to a prestigious London University and he spelt his own name wrong on the entry test. Well done little brother! đ
I was walking down a crowded mall with a male coworker at lunch time and I felt something at my feet. I looked down and noticed that my slip elastic had broken and it was swirled around my feet. I had no choice but to pick up my slip, stuff it in my purse and keep walking. Lol
Did community theatre for several years and witnessed a similar incident. Onstage, with an audience on three sides and no further than ten feet away, a main character was sloooooowly losing her slip while the other four of us onstage acting with her watched it but had no means of interrupting her monologue or help her. She never felt it fall! The audience began to giggle then, when she went to take a step, it inhibited her step and she looked down. She ad libbed something, picked it up off the stage, and shoved it into a bag or box she had as a prop then carried on without missing a beat. It was golden. đ„
I am 45
I have 2 degrees
I am a mom to 4
I am also a licensed retirement planner and insurance agent
I found a pair of tweezers in my hair one day as I was visiting my clients' homes..........
I am a retired microbiologist and environmental chemist (trace metals analysis) who has worked for EPA certified laboratories and once went to work wearing my big Garfield slippers. It was not my finest hour but we all got a good laugh out of it. Then I had to drive home and get my real shoes because Garfield slippers are not OSHA friendly nor safe in a lab where high-powered acids are used to prepare samples for analysis.
I also once had a problem with hair dye that left me with bright burgundy hair with a metal-flake tinge to it. I was utterly mortified because I was going for a dark auburn color. I literally, and I do mean literally, matched my car at the time. The only thing I could do was to paint my nails to match and brazen it out. This was prior to non-natural hair colors being as mainstream as they are today. I still had to go to my very stuffy science job like this. Thankfully, they were kind about it but I was talked to about my hair color choices anyway.
This might not qualify, but I once had a doctor appointment (for a different reason) and while there I asked why my toes were purple in places. It turned out my athlete's foot cream made my gray socks bleed purple dye onto my foot.
About 20 years ago in the USA my wife and I (both college graduates) couldn't figure out why we were hearing this random thunking sound while driving at highway speeds in her relatively-new car. Nothing was obviously wrong with the car, no leaks, no performance issues, tires/wheels in good condition, reliable marque, etc. After a couple of weeks of this we remembered that we'd obtained a premium at a famous national hamburger restaurant chain; these premiums were little foam balls slightly larger than pingpong balls decorated to look like clowns. She had put the ball on the end of her car's radio antenna and the antenna arched up over the roof of the car, and the fast-moving air would catch the ball and bang it on the roof of the car. Thunk thunk thunk ... thunk.
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Friend and I got on a plane going to Ontario instead of Orlando. They called our names to get off.'
After leaving the theater at night with my mother and a couple friends, Mom started driving, and was wondering why it seemed so dark. She forgot to turn the headlights on.
Saw a Twitter post with a sign that said "Pulling Station". Puzzled over it for a long while, trying to figure out what it was, and reflecting that there were many words and phrases in Britsh English that I was unfamiliar with.
Then I finally realized that a metal bar in front of the sign had caused me to misread the sign, and it actually said "Polling Station".
When I was in high school, a classmate told us that he almost passed his driving test. He was doing well, performed everything correctly. Everything seemed great, until he was driving back to the DMV and missed the turnoff. He panicked, then did an illegal u-turn to get back on course.
One of my friends was going to set her alarm for tomorrow. She went into the kitchen and started setting the timer on the oven, then realized what she was doing.
Left the house to attend my father's memorial service, and forgot to shut the door. The front door of the house was wide open when we returned.
I once caught myself about to apply lip gloss to my underarms.
Took a chicken patty out of the freezer and put it in a pie tin. Turned on the oven and set the timer. Later on, got up to check much time was left until it was done. My food was sitting on the counter. I had been heating up nothing for 20-30 minutes.
Went into a store to get a lock for the U-Haul. Told the woman I needed a deadbolt, and she started showing me all this stuff for the doors of houses.
"No, not that. I mean, uh... PADLOCK."
It had been a long day.
Also, after hours of doing stuff at the storage unit, Mom said, "Where are my glasses?"
"They're on the top of your head, Mom."
Later, she handed me her water bottle and asked me to put it in the car. A minute later, she couldn't figure out where her water bottle went.
While writing a story, I somehow had one character walk into the house and set the door on the counter. Another character was too nervous to sit down on the cough. I started to get the impression that maybe it was time to quit for the night and go to bed.
I was once in M and S paying for something at the counter and in my effort to pull my purse from my bag I also pulled out several tampax which shot across the counter in full view of the waiting queue and had to be retrieved by the assistant. The shame........
@ Liz Ion As a woman I must tell you never, ever be ashamed to be a woman or about anything natural our bodies do. This is a crucial message we must always spread to girls of all ages everywhere. There are still women in the world that can't be proud of themselves or their bodies. They have to hide their periods from their own husbands as if it is something bad. Periods are life affirming and should be celebrated. Even the painful ones, in their own way.
I was 16 when that happened to me. The mental scars have not entirely faded yet, 40 years later :)
I went to work one day with my knickers on sideways. đł. Wondered why One leg was tighter than the other. đđđ
I've often tried to unlock my front door by pressing buttons on my car key fob.
I keep trying to pay at the supermarket with my keys.
Ditto
I don't feel alone, now!
Does this count? I work in a school, and when I was taking some late students to class, one of them pulled a pizza crust out from her shirt sleeve and asked If I'd throw it away.
At 50 years old, post masterâs thesis on the history of public education in America, and semi-retired from homeschooling our own children until they left for college, I once left the house to teach my weekly ESL class and was speaking with my husbandâs grandmother on the way. I was halfway there and had a panicked moment and said, âOh no! I have to go back home! I left my cell phone.â I went racing back home and flew into the house, still speaking to husbandâs grandmother. Surprised to see me, hubs said, âWhatâs up?â I told him I needed him to hurry up and help me find my cell phone because I was going to be late for my students. He calmly walked over, took the phone from me and said, âHi, grandma, can you hang on? I have to help (me) find her phone,â then handed me MY CELL PHONE, and proudly said, âFound it!â What. An. Idiot.
I teach Mathematics, Ancient History and languages.
I once Superglued myself to the Christmas treeâŠ.!
My phone rang at work once. It was my grandma confirming that my Grandpa would pick me up at the bus stop so I wouldn't have to walk in the dark. I hang up the phone, go to sit back down, completely miss my seat and land on my butt đ€Ł
My father, a dentist, put his glasses in their case on top of the car while loading dogs in the back (station wagon). realised what he had done, ran over them going back for them. Also, when figuring out the quantity of cedar shakes he would need to panel a small room actually figured the amount needed to fill the room floor to ceiling.
Well, now we have proof that no amount of fancy degree's can ever replace just good old common sense.
If only common sense were actually common.
Most of us already know that an academic education doesn't equal emotional IQ which includes 'common sense'
I've switched the light off before now, wondered why it got dark and the water kept running.
I love how 90% of these come down to not lack of intellect but rather sleep deprivation or untreated ADHD.đ
My college science professors were a married couple. Between them, they had 5 Ph.D's. One had a $450K grant studying something to do with astronomy.
Neither one could pump their own gas.
My biggest error was putting a plastic pot on a stove after mistaking it for a metal one. Didnât realize until the bottom literally started to melt and smoke.
ages ago, i worked as a federal armed guard (essentially govt rent-a-cop) and get a radio call for "lost POV in the garage". the garage was marked in Levels, and people always went up by Floors. so, Navy: Ground, 1, 2, etc. Humans: 1, 2, etc. it was a twisted sort of job security. there was also the main hospital 1st floor, if you entered following the signs and turned left you were in family health care. if you absent-mindedly turned right, you entered the Anatomic Pathology lab (M.E./Morgue suite). this produced some pretty hysterically funny radio calls if someone accidentally left the doors unlocked.
Many years ago my math teacher taught our whole lesson, at the end of the day, with her top on inside out. It wasn't until the end of the lesson that I clicked to what had been bothering me about her top the whole time. I was also the only one to comment to her that it was on inside out.
She must have been mortified
@@carolisakallas3054 She was, she was also really glad I said something and surprised no one else did.
Just did this last week. I get dressed in the dark so as not to bother anyone. Ooops
The one that locked themselves in the office cracked me up so much.
I'm 58, studied philosophy and history and didn't notice that walking down the street a pair of knickers fell out of the leg of my jeans..............
My dad had a friend who went to work one morning with the coat hanger still in his coat.
Registered nurse with a Masters degree. Managed to punch myelf in the mouth not once but twice while doing a random chore. Watched my also highly educated co-worker run into a glass door twice in a shift and show up at least twice in her pajama top. So yep idiocy does not respect education.
I feel normal now
Having 10 higher degrees has nothing to do with a moment of forgetfulness or a slight faux pas. It's called being human. đ
This is just a stealth way to brag about how many degrees you have/your job.
A and B student here, that's about to start eighth grade science in the beginning of the second trimester, (I am in seventh grade) and have done not one, but one and a half online high school classes that I will get credit for, (one was creative writing which I got a 87 in and I am doing the second one which is history of the American west which I have an 88 in) however... I accidentally wore my sister's glove during the winter despite the fact her initials were inside of the glove on the little tag.. I was wondering why the one glove was so tight. đ
I fell off a Roman causeway into the sea as I was telling the entire educational group I was escorting to be careful, another time broke a finger demonstrating how to be careful bowling.
My friends mother walked the length of the high street with one tight dragging behind her.
It seems cautionary reminders are not your thing! Lol
@@pegatheetoo1437 lol. I know. It seems the inevitable when trying at all costs to avoid it.
Ok. Hereâs one. I was on a zoom prayer meeting and we were asked to each pray and give a scripture. I was coming up next so Iâm frantically searching the internet for a perfect scripture, when all of a sudden this loud heavy metal music starts playing. Iâm thinking who in the world is playing this loud music during solemn prayer. Turns out it was me. Some crazy ad started playing from a web site I was looking at. I quickly clicked it off. Not one person said a word. đł
9:22 "Fathering law"???? Boneappletea I think!
Honours degree and tested IQ of 153. Working as a lorry driver (I know!). Drove several miles round the North Circular road in London, then realised I did not have my company phone with me. It was on the back of the (flat bed) lorry.......
Came "home" to hotel room after the man of my dreams (an actor who shall remain unnamed here) had just confessed he had fallen in love with me and kissed me. Wanted to change clothes because weather had just changed from warm summers day to heavy downpour, so wanted to swap the dress for a pair of jeans to go get some food. Was so confused from events that I put on one trouser leg and both shoes and forgot to put the other leg into the trousers. Almost left the room like that.
My GF recently bought a new refrigerator. After the delivery guys left she called the store and reported a problem. She said she didnât order a blue one and it appeared that the blue finish was coming off and they needed to send a replacement. The company sent out a tech who explained about the shrink wrap.
I was annoyed by the bad planning in the public loo. Look how far this dryer is off the ground I said as I waved my hands above my head. When my friend stopped laughing she said Thatâs the heater, the hand dryer is behind youâŠ
Thank you very kindly. Now I feel much less lonely in my befuddled state!
i have left the house without my sunglasses. walked back in to find them. stepped back outside to tell my friend ill be just a minute, that i need my shades. walked back inside. and realized i had been taking them off everytime i went back inside.
When I first start walking my folks took me into a shoe and bought the red Stride-Rite shoes. They were very expensive so my parents asked questions about the fit and I walked around in them. Took the pair of shoes home. My momma dressed me and put my shoes on. One shoe did not fit! My folks were not happy and they thought they had checked everything at the shoe store. (I am the oldest child) Momma took off work and took me to the shoe store. Yep...Momma forgot to take the liner and stuffing out of the top of the shoe!!!
This seems to be a video about people who take themselves a little too seriously and I am tempted to say to these graduates "Welcome to the human race!"
Yeah, I thought it was a lot of humble bragging.
@@wilecoyote2167 Exactly! Diana Ross had three degrees haha
They read like they're making fun of themselves for making embarrassing gaffes despite all their booksmarts &/or being the boss. That's not bragging, it's just being secure enough to laugh at yourself.
@@felicitybywater8012 Everyone can laugh at themselves to a degree without having a degree (or three!)
These were vey funny and refreshing- thanks!
You also don't realize that 39 years old is not written with hyphens đ€ŠđŒââïž
Come on, people! At 10:21 I spent far too long wondering why your son, as an attending pschiatrist, had been hospitalised.
Once I somehow managed to hit myself in the balls while playing badminton. There were a lot of people watching.
Now I don't feel too bad about the time I spent trying to figure out why my key wouldn't fit in my office door. I was using my house key. (Completely different keyring)
My dad has three degrees, including a PhD. For a guy who has taken extremely difficult math courses, he has failed on many occasions to do simple arithmetic like addition and subtraction. I can't even count the number of times he's worn his clothes inside out or backwards. He's also hopeless when it comes to reading pinyin, even though Chinese is his native language.
A PhD is called "permanent head damage" for a reason. đ
Not just embarrassing, but dangerously stupid.
When I was in my late teens, I was cooking something at home. I forget what it was, but it had to be prepared on a cutting board and then cooked. Did I slide it off the cutting board onto a baking sheet, like I had every other time I had been cooking for years at that point. No. I put the wooden cutting board in the oven, set temp and timer and walked away. Then two minutes later I ran back and saved it. The board was permanently singed, that was all. The embarrassing part was owning up to my parents when they noticed a few weeks later that the board was slightly discolored.
I don't have any degrees or such (yet) but I'd consider myself sufficiently intelligent... Still, I've had my fair share of brain fart moments where I thought: Hm well... What's intelligence anyway? xD
In my early teens I wore leggins under my jeans during winter as makeshift long underware. One day I suddenly felt super uncomfortable at school and started to rumage around in my jeans and slowly but surely pulled out a whole leggings including socks out of my pants. Had shoved off my clothes the day before and not removed the leggins. Put on a fresh one and the jeans... and carried the other one around dangling in my jeans legs half the morning. Wonder how spectacular it looked to others when I procured the leggings like a magic trick. xD
During my first driving lesson I had to go through a traffic circle ... and when I had to leave it I instantly forgot where right and left were and wondered for a few solid seconds which direction I had to turn the steering wheel to get out of the traffic circle. Chose the right direction in the end but overturned and ended up in the grass strip... Yep... at least I never got that wrong again xD
Last instance I remember clearly was when I helped clean up the (kinda) community center with a bunch of other women and I took it upon myself to refill the salt shakers. Screwed off the lid, opened the salt package, started pouring, watched fascinated as the salt level rose... and when about an inch was left to the rim I stood there silently stupid and wondering: How do I stop the salt from pouring in? O_O" Flowed over befor I remembered: Oh... just tip the package back into an upright position... O_O" I'm still not quite over this. xD
There's a lesson in this compilation : most people have too many pairs of shoes and not enough skirts to find a clean one in case of an accident!
I once found a flashlight in a freezer. I have no idea who put it there or why :D (here's 4 of us).
NYE party, every one fancy, I cut into chicken, it flew across the tables, I shouted Flying Chicken! :-)
Whilst eating bbq kebabs on skewers, I thought I felt a bit of sauce on my cheek. Wasn't sauce, actually had branded the skin of my face with a horizontal line from the corner of my mouth. Told people it was a red pen. I am a high school teacher.
Also had a full parent teacher conference in my Biology classroom with labelled diagrams of male and female genetalia on the whiteboard (very large and detailed diagrams) Several parents asked me about them. I told them they were crossections of different types of flower.
I nearly cut off my thumb while cutting cheese.
None of those degrees you decided you needed are making you less human..is: sock up your sleeve
educated â intelligent
"Lots of morons at Grammar School, you know"
Mick Jagger
Intelligent and educated does not mean that such things do not happen.
@@PrincessFidelma Yep. Parents able to pay for grammar school does not guarantee kid has IQ.
In the words of Joey Tribbiani..there are some things you can't get from book learning. đ
One time my mom's boss (close friend of the family) called me to tell me my mom had left her cell phone at her desk. After we hung up, I text my mom she had left her phone at work.....smh.
Have stood in front of the door to my house several times wondering why the door won't open when I pointed my car remote at it
I used to rent an apartment in the building I worked in. I had to attend a meeting one morning⊠discovered a bra was stuck to the back of my jumper⊠no one said anything.
I've loved reading all your silly mistakes as I thought it was just us oldies that made fools of ourselves now I feel much better lol
Nope. As a 32yo... it's universal.
Daycare owner here, we get all kids of things left in diaper bags and stuck to kids blankets from the laundry or in their backpacks. Socks, thongs, tampons, pot in the parking lot, joints in the bag (have even had diaper bags that were so potent with the sent of pot we had to put it outside or wash it) and more personal items than we ever wanted to see. People seem to forget we work with kids but are not kids ourselves, we see all your s**t (and your kids tell us the rest).
Ohhhhh the things kids tell the other adults they spend time with! đđđđ
My son's 1st grade teacher told me that parents would never show their faces at school, if they knew the stories that the kids told herđ€Ł.
I was the only parent in my friendship group in my early twenties, and they were mostly gay guys. My child learnt to talk late but rapidly became an articulate toddler who would repeat anything they were taught back to you quite clearly. You can maybe guess where this is going...
The various things my child said to their day-care teacher over several months included:
"Uncle Daniel says I should wear more black"
"Daddy is an angry man and Mummy is a bitter woman"
and the simple winner:
"Mummy's a lush"
It is with relief that I can say the recounting of these little gems made the day-carer and I firm friends. She had a mercifully dark sense of humour.
I brushed my teeth one night before bed, then wondered why my mouth was getting so hot. Turns out I had brushed my teeth with Ben-Gay because the tubes were right next to each other.
A week later, I did it again.
Now I keep the Ben-Gay in n the bedroom.
To women who wear 2 different shoes ,tell them it's a new fad.đžđđâïž
Stood outside in sub-freezing temps for a full minute studying my new car's ignition key trying to figure out which button to push...to unlock the front door...of my house.
I once used my car key remote to open the automatic doors at the grocery store and paused in amazement because it worked. Lol
@@sandracrig378 Thank you for sharing. It's a relief to know I'm not the only one who's done this.
Oh I've done the wrong airport one. To be fair my brain did actually know I was supposed to leave from Gatwick but when I mentioned to the woman I was staying with that I'd be going to Athens after my time in London she joyfully pointed out that the bus to Heathrow was just down the block so my brain switched gears to Heathrow in my head. The airline was totally awesome though and rebooked me on another airline.
Iâve shopped in my slippers a few timesâŠ.
Just because you have degrees doesnât mean you donât do stupid things. How snobby.
0:05 - I'm sure you are, OP.
0:16 - And did they take the testicle in trade for the sandwich?
Oh, God, only 16 seconds in and already I can see this is going to be one of those where I want to comment on every single one!
1:04 - *NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!*
2:23 - For what's it's worth, I'm pretty sure we've all done that. And tried to make phone calls on our
tv remotes for that matter.
Exactly! Just the other day, I picked up my tv remote to text my daughter. I had a little chuckle over that and then promptly picked up my wireless land line phone to text her. Lol.