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  • čas přidán 22. 10. 2019
  • Today George and I play JoJo Siwa's awful game on the Apple Store. Following up on my video about JoJo Siwa being cancelled, I figured the next step was to analyse at the former dance moms contestant's additions to the app store.
    George's Channel: / memeulous
    Twitter/Instagram: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)
    TikTok: @JamesMarriott
    Editors:
    James Marriott
    Cynic Snacks ( / @cynicsnacks )
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  • @JamesMarriott
    @JamesMarriott  Před 4 lety +9052

    70,000 likes if you want to make George suffer even more. Also go and subscribe to him he's a lovely boy.

  • @bellegriffiths5866
    @bellegriffiths5866 Před 4 lety +9259

    How does George look so unamused even though you can't see his face
    EDIT: I have more likes on my comment than James' does on his, and this is his channel. I have truly peaked in life.

  • @natski137
    @natski137 Před 4 lety +7365

    James Marriott torturing George Memeulous for 10 mins straight

    • @sylviaa5646
      @sylviaa5646 Před 4 lety +36

      Nat Jackson
      You forgot 38 seconds

    • @sylviaa5646
      @sylviaa5646 Před 4 lety +34

      Nat Jackson
      I feel like JoJo’s forehead is way bigger real life than in Animation

    • @peestorage6110
      @peestorage6110 Před 4 lety +3

      @@sylviaa5646 39* 😳

    • @ceeofceesimp4473
      @ceeofceesimp4473 Před 4 lety +4

      Nat Jackson that’s the more appropriate title

    • @EmryMyrddin
      @EmryMyrddin Před 4 lety +2

      George Memeulous

  • @sunshine6997
    @sunshine6997 Před 4 lety +3128

    Imagine being a child playing this game, with the items that cost money, and all the ads. Those poor parents...

    • @someguy1686
      @someguy1686 Před 4 lety +36

      And the random profanity lmfao

    • @epicswag1237
      @epicswag1237 Před 4 lety +24

      JoJo didn't even make that game

    • @freckly4988
      @freckly4988 Před 4 lety +6

      I did actully and i didnt mind it and my mum was happy :)

    • @kylebroflovski6382
      @kylebroflovski6382 Před 4 lety +35

      Poor kids actually, they're stuck playing heartless games with no passion as opposed to the content-brimmed and fun as fuck games from the PS2/gamecube era

    • @rogersmith9348
      @rogersmith9348 Před 4 lety +18

      I"m sure there's lots of cases of kids stealing their parents' cards and spending a ton of money without them knowing lmao

  • @ririvv
    @ririvv Před 4 lety +2661

    3:13 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE PROPERLY SAID THAT AND I SPAT OUT MY DRINK

  • @_-9886
    @_-9886 Před 4 lety +4164

    Bold of you to assume I haven’t already played it

  • @Squirtlesam
    @Squirtlesam Před 4 lety +1988

    James is actually having fun and it’s so fucking cute

  • @pikakip3792
    @pikakip3792 Před 4 lety +2491

    You should have titled this "jojo siwa's bizarre adventure"

  • @lucid3715
    @lucid3715 Před 4 lety +629

    Two grown men playing a game for 7 year old girls.

  • @sidtheslothminecraft6066
    @sidtheslothminecraft6066 Před 4 lety +2311

    I think james is actually jojo trynna get clout

    • @corcs2037
      @corcs2037 Před 4 lety +33

      That username is heavily underrated

    • @mindlessjulian1666
      @mindlessjulian1666 Před 4 lety +11

      i dont ever know what to say whenever i meet somebody in the comments with the same intrests as me so .... hi P!ATD and the sims is cool. (dont kill me i dont watch dan and phil)

    • @mai-oc7ih
      @mai-oc7ih Před 4 lety +12

      i thought the people with these names got bullied out of it in year 8?

    • @corcs2037
      @corcs2037 Před 4 lety +1

      Is it a reference to persona 5 with phan and I think of twenty one pilots with the ø

    • @crimson6018
      @crimson6018 Před 4 lety +1

      I like your profile picture lmao

  • @mayas883
    @mayas883 Před 4 lety +1318

    Imagine waking up and your child spent all your money on Jojo Siwa

  • @andreaarevalo3307
    @andreaarevalo3307 Před 4 lety +1195

    What the kids play: Fornite
    What the mans play: Jojo Siwa game

  • @xBlueWolf
    @xBlueWolf Před 4 lety +424

    Her message to you at the beginning was actually really passive aggressive.

  • @Sohamsta
    @Sohamsta Před 4 lety +1729

    George seemed genuinely excited while playing this game, JoJo is evolving

    • @ee8546
      @ee8546 Před 4 lety +84

      We might have to put him down

    • @Mrs.Self.Distruct
      @Mrs.Self.Distruct Před 4 lety +30

      There was a definite moment before he snapped out of it hahah

  • @anonimy5181
    @anonimy5181 Před 4 lety +1158

    No one:
    Memeulous: *I mean, 20 quid is 20 quid*

    • @lisaguerry5402
      @lisaguerry5402 Před 4 lety +10

      That can be interpreted M A N Y ways and, y'know what? I really don't like that.

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 Před 4 lety +3

      I mean 20 quid is 20 quid

  • @yoitee6505
    @yoitee6505 Před 4 lety +1744

    No one:
    Not even a blue eyed baby’s dragon:
    Memulous: V for vbucks

  • @mag4109
    @mag4109 Před 4 lety +610

    When Jojo can’t even use the right “your”

    • @big_stupid4924
      @big_stupid4924 Před 4 lety +50

      MAFFKE 15 and stupid. Maybe her hairline isn’t the only thing that’s receding.

    • @notnxptunez
      @notnxptunez Před 4 lety

      Yare Yare Daze

    • @sablebun
      @sablebun Před 4 lety

      @@notnxptunez Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @Bella-cw1us
      @Bella-cw1us Před 4 lety +2

      •ClinicallyHappy_YT• LMFAO

    • @arianatord6548
      @arianatord6548 Před 4 lety

      •Pink Diamond• don’t be an ass

  • @samanthadinkel1223
    @samanthadinkel1223 Před 4 lety +744

    It doesn't even look like Jojo the hairline isn't messed up!

    • @bread2471
      @bread2471 Před 4 lety +65

      Pikachu lover26 jojo has a hairline?

    • @rachie2456
      @rachie2456 Před 4 lety

      She doesn't even have a hairline!

    • @Angel-cu9im
      @Angel-cu9im Před 4 lety +1

      xXGacha BeanXx 😂😅

    • @plgve4351
      @plgve4351 Před 4 lety

      yeah, it's the worst version of a possible SBR universe Jolyne

  • @victorc8553
    @victorc8553 Před 4 lety +1482

    I thought that this was JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future

    • @aquaticfish8538
      @aquaticfish8538 Před 4 lety +24

      Victor Chugunov FINALLY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

    • @Res-5000
      @Res-5000 Před 4 lety +11

      that would be amazing

    • @Mika-ev2dk
      @Mika-ev2dk Před 4 lety +15

      Its a sneak peek for part 9

    • @Res-5000
      @Res-5000 Před 4 lety +14

      any time i think of the name jojo the battle tendency theam plays in my head.

    • @sadvec6328
      @sadvec6328 Před 4 lety +17

      @@Mika-ev2dk
      Stand Name: Boomerang
      Stand Master: JoJo Siwa

  • @keiraparker1229
    @keiraparker1229 Před 4 lety +597

    no one:
    Jojo: LeTs pUt tOnS oF aDs iN tHiS gAmE

    • @milomilo6515
      @milomilo6515 Před 4 lety +8

      x_Keira_ _Elmslie_x * puts on airplane mode*

    • @nosquadkid1568
      @nosquadkid1568 Před 3 lety +2

      But JoJo didn't really make the game. It was TabTale

  • @hm_0078
    @hm_0078 Před 4 lety +146

    George: this is the worst mobile game ever. James: yes one bow!!!

  • @giemogi
    @giemogi Před 4 lety +1708

    last time I was this early he still had some dignity left

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

    JoJo's missing hair must be in Area 51's basement, too bad the raid failed

    • @daisycartmell9556
      @daisycartmell9556 Před 4 lety +4

      wow

    • @kurikar
      @kurikar Před 4 lety +8

      Damn Bigfoot I’ve been seeing you everywhere lately

    • @Sohamsta
      @Sohamsta Před 4 lety +19

      It might not have failed. The government might have wiped everyone's memory. People might have gotten in

    • @samanthadinkel1223
      @samanthadinkel1223 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Sohamsta psst hey don't give away our secrets **clicks memory eraser**

    • @sylviaa5646
      @sylviaa5646 Před 4 lety +6

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access
      Lol but I swear her forehead in real life is bigger than in the game! 😂

  • @someperson37
    @someperson37 Před 4 lety +227

    Honestly, this is just a branded knockoff of those dance games that 5 year old girls think are fun :/

    • @therealopaartist
      @therealopaartist Před 4 lety +22

      SomePerson 37 isn't the "brand" called Coco? That's what this game reminds me of.

    • @someperson37
      @someperson37 Před 4 lety +10

      OPA ARTS yesssss thanks for saying the name, I couldn’t remember what it was!

    • @hxfsa6120
      @hxfsa6120 Před 3 lety +2

      @@someperson37 well bc when i was five years old
      I liked those sort of games

    • @ashtynmyles6988
      @ashtynmyles6988 Před 3 lety

      Bro, I can’t believe that people actually like this

    • @jecd4298
      @jecd4298 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hxfsa6120 i loved them until i was 7

  • @khajiithaswaresifyouhaveco8342

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    James: *CaN yOu BuIlD a DoUgHnUt?!*

  • @LadyFaFa62
    @LadyFaFa62 Před 4 lety +337

    George lost the will to live halfway through. When he got up and left his soul had already left at that point

  • @chadl6934
    @chadl6934 Před 4 lety +165

    "We can play for another 30 minutes!"
    "No"
    "Please!"

  • @Majaweed17
    @Majaweed17 Před 4 lety +163

    Next JoJo's gonna make an anime called
    JoJo siwa's bizzare adventure

    • @KazuhaEien
      @KazuhaEien Před 4 lety +14

      I told my Grandma about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure once, and she thought it was a show created and featuring Jojo Siwa...

  • @GriffyThingy
    @GriffyThingy Před 4 lety +454

    Alt title: James gets mesmerised by a kids app whilst George gets tortured

  • @makaylahbrown4896
    @makaylahbrown4896 Před 4 lety +190

    I like how the fixed her “hairline” in the game😂

  • @Bee-ln7kz
    @Bee-ln7kz Před 4 lety +388

    Me: *sips tea*
    Them: SIWANATOR
    *pink tank shows up*
    Also me: *chokes*

  • @ari9352
    @ari9352 Před 4 lety +87

    James *to George* : I feel like you have a better fashion sense than I do
    **are both wearing full black**

  • @lior4401
    @lior4401 Před 4 lety +485

    "doing lines in dance class with JoJo"

  • @0lillian
    @0lillian Před 4 lety +211

    Why did I think that “don’t mess up, or I’ll kill your family” bit was actually in the game?

    • @zeneeah
      @zeneeah Před 4 lety +5

      James edited that, i played that game already that's why i know everything inside the game

    • @Br_eden_LL
      @Br_eden_LL Před 4 lety +2

      @@athaza_amygdala a. k. a. A person who has no life, but then again, JoJo fans aren't moderately decent at hiding it

    • @tomato9866
      @tomato9866 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Br_eden_LL SONO CHI NO SADAME
      JOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOO

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield Před 4 lety +2

      0lillian i actually thought it was part of the game too XD

    • @mollyfromacnh9973
      @mollyfromacnh9973 Před 4 lety +2

      I thought that too lol

  • @5altine224
    @5altine224 Před 4 lety +291

    *Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven*

  • @saffyzoe3443
    @saffyzoe3443 Před 4 lety +139

    I don’t thing her hairline is far enough back tho

  • @deadenbyel
    @deadenbyel Před 4 lety +415

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    George: *I jUsT wAnNa Go BeD*

  • @paigeypop9896
    @paigeypop9896 Před 4 lety +304

    “oh yeah yeah yeah. you BULLY that child” 🤣

  • @ru_ler9789
    @ru_ler9789 Před 4 lety +66

    character: does a JOJO pose
    James: I'll give you £20 if you do a JOJO pose

  • @khajiithaswaresifyouhaveco8342

    "How far do you think you could punt that dog?"
    😂

  • @ceeofceesimp4473
    @ceeofceesimp4473 Před 4 lety +213

    ‘That beds getting some action it’s never had before’ - James marriott , 2019

    • @dashmarer
      @dashmarer Před 4 lety +2

      Tbh, that was so fucking perverted

    • @Lucytism.
      @Lucytism. Před 4 lety +6

      @@dashmarer making a light sexual joke about someone about the same age as you who doesn't really give a shit isn't perverted but okay

  • @piffba
    @piffba Před 4 lety +223

    James: *doesn’t know the difference between modern dance and hip hop*
    Me, a dancer: ThEy cOuLd’Nt bE MoRe DifFeReNt

  • @lalablue875
    @lalablue875 Před 4 lety +28

    ''Consent with George Memeulous'' That got me. :D

  • @starsandcakes1484
    @starsandcakes1484 Před 4 lety +81

    *This game is only a thing to boost Jojo's ego.*

  • @saltyyyboi8322
    @saltyyyboi8322 Před 4 lety +773

    This game is so awful, it’s like the rest of them, adds every 1 minute

  • @paranormallemonade1951
    @paranormallemonade1951 Před 4 lety +243

    “should we just pay for the full game? i feel like we might have to” *you just want the game james*

  • @mellohighh
    @mellohighh Před 4 lety +11

    6:43 the way george said all that was oddly adorable ngl

  • @readdabbit
    @readdabbit Před 4 lety +64

    Alternate name: George pretending to hate the game but secretly loving it for 10 minutes

  • @marinew25
    @marinew25 Před 4 lety +75

    George is just physically embodying the suicidal feelings of everyone watching

  • @phoebehunt9127
    @phoebehunt9127 Před 4 lety +54

    My favourite part was the fact James has the Ikea Store app

  • @areith2295
    @areith2295 Před 4 lety +29

    even the video game character’s hairline is taking a vacation.

  • @herotchii5078
    @herotchii5078 Před 4 lety +34

    If you took a shot for every add...
    You’d be wasted in 5 minutes

  • @alexwhite2609
    @alexwhite2609 Před 4 lety +44

    I’m pretty sure all the makeup in that game has asbestos in it

  • @fritze11_60
    @fritze11_60 Před 4 lety +180

    * sees title *
    carefully, he’s a hero

  • @sofiacovelli1320
    @sofiacovelli1320 Před 4 lety +14

    8:13 “Well I don’t think this game was built for adult humans” yes, as opposed to adult aliens 😂

  • @honeybest2851
    @honeybest2851 Před 4 lety +25

    Jojo’s hairline has been restored in the game

    • @kimmyball4961
      @kimmyball4961 Před 3 lety

      Are we really making fun of a child's appearance? Especially something they can't change?? Smh

    • @giannahernandez1795
      @giannahernandez1795 Před 3 lety

      @@kimmyball4961 It’s a joke can you comprehend that?

  • @ColeDustin
    @ColeDustin Před 4 lety +730

    😘 James
    (FuLl HoMo)

  • @RackHasAttacked
    @RackHasAttacked Před 4 lety +43

    Jojo siwa: *makes game
    Me:
    *my god. Their evolving*

  • @iheartmomosoo
    @iheartmomosoo Před 4 lety +42

    This looks like a freaking Coco game

  • @sofie9071
    @sofie9071 Před 4 lety +31

    james looks like he’s genuinely enjoying the game lmao

    • @rubyyates4778
      @rubyyates4778 Před 4 lety +4

      He's probably enjoying George's discomfort

  • @psyche8547
    @psyche8547 Před 4 lety +139

    Fun Fact: my friend used to go to dance class with Jojo Siwa

    • @ee8546
      @ee8546 Před 4 lety +14

      Oof

    • @adrenaline1583
      @adrenaline1583 Před 4 lety +5

      Were they friends or did they talk at all?

    • @shiny_t396
      @shiny_t396 Před 4 lety +5

      psychedoodles :/ sure, and I used to rap with Ofb Sj 🤡🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @ee8546
      @ee8546 Před 4 lety +29

      @@shiny_t396 You think she didn't go to a damn class with actual people.

    • @chibidoggosowoblm2543
      @chibidoggosowoblm2543 Před 4 lety +1

      psychedoodles :/ lmao that’s sad

  • @uselesslynishat
    @uselesslynishat Před 4 lety +41

    I respect a creator that puts their own wellbeing in the line for their viewers

  • @nayelynunez6753
    @nayelynunez6753 Před 4 lety +17

    “You’re* right none of my videos.. “
    “Really happy You’re * spreading a kind message..”

  • @mayomonkey04
    @mayomonkey04 Před 4 lety +16

    no one:
    not a single soul:
    George: How far do you think I could punt that dog??

  • @athenafairchild4113
    @athenafairchild4113 Před 4 lety +50

    James and George: Ohmygod there's so many ads
    Jame's video: Goes to ad

  • @mxshrum
    @mxshrum Před 4 lety +34

    My mood: James cuddling his bear for half the video

  • @plgve4351
    @plgve4351 Před 4 lety +25

    THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY「STAND」

  • @SmileyFaceJPG
    @SmileyFaceJPG Před 4 lety +13

    I thought the thumbnail was jojo siwa saying "why does this exist?" while you were 'like well you shouldn't either'

  • @hui7304
    @hui7304 Před 4 lety +36

    "The things that you do for money." -I wonder George, what things-

  • @e11e..
    @e11e.. Před 4 lety +27

    There is a Game called Dance School Story that is literally the same thing. It just doesn’t include Jojo

    • @epachowdhury9118
      @epachowdhury9118 Před 4 lety +1

      Jocelyn Brown she might hv wanted to get the jojo game for herself and Dance School Story must hv been there too idk

    • @appleloaf
      @appleloaf Před 4 lety

      So she basically
      copied it.

    • @e11e..
      @e11e.. Před 4 lety

      Zetsubou thanks for telling us! I’m sure we all had no idea!

    • @e11e..
      @e11e.. Před 4 lety

      Zetsubou sorry.
      I’m enthusiastic

  • @zomb_rei
    @zomb_rei Před 4 lety +10

    2:54 memeulous does some crappy dance so you don’t have to

  • @MicMcBallin
    @MicMcBallin Před 4 lety +59

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Ad: cAn YoU bUiLd A dOnUt

  • @breannacostley3476
    @breannacostley3476 Před 4 lety +90

    Dang, I didn’t even realize how close you are to 1 million subs 🤧

  • @Spirits.unveiled
    @Spirits.unveiled Před 4 lety +84

    “That beds getting some actions it’s never had before”
    Me: You sure ab that?

  • @lucabloor1086
    @lucabloor1086 Před 4 lety +21

    3:14 honestly thought that was part of the game lmao 😂

  • @Bangsy3000
    @Bangsy3000 Před 4 lety +13

    My seven-year-old cousin un ironically has this on her iPad and I had to play with her last Sunday 💀

  • @lexengle
    @lexengle Před 4 lety +15

    My favorite part was when George danced on the bed lol

  • @emmmmie
    @emmmmie Před 4 lety +13

    8:25 Wait, is there tea between James and Shane? Have I missed something? 🤔🤔🤔

  • @finnderalla4727
    @finnderalla4727 Před 4 lety +5

    "i how far do you recon she can punt that dog" -George memeulous 3:34

  • @o.g5211
    @o.g5211 Před 4 lety +4

    9:19 I mean
    That makeup really is
    Killer

  • @imawesome4781
    @imawesome4781 Před 4 lety +16

    What the title should be:
    Two fully grown men playing a game for children for 10 minutes
    and 30 seconds straight.

  • @tillysmith2103
    @tillysmith2103 Před 4 lety +40

    We need a part two called - James spends his life savings on JoJo.

  • @alielmaz933
    @alielmaz933 Před 4 lety +8

    Edits they made
    3:11 3:45 6:18
    Ads
    1:42 1:49 2:16 4:15 4:38 4:49 5:10 5:24 6:15 9:12 9:32

  • @marinagemoftheseas
    @marinagemoftheseas Před 4 lety +5

    1:39 Can we just think that James had to google "ripped naked man" to get this animation?

  • @fawnwish4092
    @fawnwish4092 Před 4 lety +18

    The saddest thing is that James actually enjoys it

  • @speedylinguine
    @speedylinguine Před 4 lety +4

    7:21 my sister loved this part so much she’s rolling on the floor and screaming

    • @angiesarduy8346
      @angiesarduy8346 Před 4 lety

      Speedy linguine that part is funny, but was it necessary to mention Cameron Boyce, respect him and his family it hasn’t even been a year, making fun of the dead isn’t funny whatsoever

    • @juliawojno5105
      @juliawojno5105 Před 4 lety

      Too soon bruh

    • @speedylinguine
      @speedylinguine Před 4 lety

      angie sarduy oh shit, I’m sorry

  • @zak3195
    @zak3195 Před 3 lety +3

    Who ever edited this video needs soo much credit really well done

  • @razvanrosca1763
    @razvanrosca1763 Před 4 lety +8

    8:04 Probably I may be an idiot laughing at this, but just pause to that minute If u didnt. KEKW this exists

  • @Lellston
    @Lellston Před 4 lety +18

    James we appreciate your sacrifice.

  • @remetorrico9353
    @remetorrico9353 Před 4 lety +18

    george really found his calling as a makeup artist there thanks to jojo siwa

  • @willisanangle5967
    @willisanangle5967 Před 4 lety +7

    08:50 “pLeAsE...?”

  • @lemonbread79
    @lemonbread79 Před 4 lety +14

    The whole game is literally just giving jojo more ego

  • @andrewc6847
    @andrewc6847 Před 4 lety +5

    For some reason I actually thought the "Don't mess up or I'll kill your family" part was actually in the game.

  • @Co_Brien
    @Co_Brien Před 4 lety +13

    This game is so good I want a second one
    *WITH DOUBLE THE ADS*

  • @chiefsymeris
    @chiefsymeris Před 4 lety +5

    My name is Jerome... This is highly disturbing.

  • @epicswag1237
    @epicswag1237 Před 4 lety +17

    JoJo didn't even make that game. It was coco who made that game

  • @octavia1206
    @octavia1206 Před 4 lety +13

    That can’t be Jojo, look at the hairline, clear DNA marker

  • @bazzxliner
    @bazzxliner Před 4 lety +8

    James : I played the Jojo Siwa game so you don't have to
    Me : WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I ACTUALLY WANT TO PLAY THIS-

  • @rachelchew5304
    @rachelchew5304 Před 4 lety +15

    Her ad issue i actually illegal it’s called click fraud. Hm

    • @hxfsa6120
      @hxfsa6120 Před 3 lety

      But she didnt make the game...

  • @cephalopodcake
    @cephalopodcake Před 4 lety +2

    Congratulations James on your 1Mil subscribers!! You deserve it :) I love your comedy and team ups with inabberz and George ! Keep it up you guys!!