ONE PIECE D&D: MARINES #22 | "In The Kitchen" | Tekking101, Lost Pause, 2Spooky & Briggs
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- čas přidán 17. 04. 2024
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THE 21st EPISODE OF One Piece Dungeons and Dragons MARINES!! featuring
Tekkng101:
/ tekking101
Lost Pause
/ lostpause
Briggs
/ briggsada
2Spooky
/ @2spookster
Wiki:
one-piece-dnd-by-rustage.fand...
The game is streamed every other Thursday over on my twitch at
/ rustage_
At by Kaerru
/ kaerruu
I swear, Taiga is either complete garbage or the most powerful being in the galaxy. There's no in-between with him.
A Bit like Cyrill
Currently he’s between that, he’s like our best npc who is absolutely an npc
So, usopp?
If I had a nickel for every time Rustage had a One Piece campaign where the team had to fight cannibals, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happens twice.
I also realized that Brigg's character also has the biggest problem with the cannibalism plot.
It also weird that you can change it to team with cannibal ally and it still work
@@allovialuvi I forgot that crabs are cannibals too.
@justinn8541 excellent observation Dr. Doof
You could make a religion out of this.
In this episode of One Piece D&D Marines:
- The squad proceed to deliver their Yelp review.
- The squad forgets that William is not a PC in this campaign and thuss they almost get TPKed by an overweight, handicapped cannibal.
- Kai gets gaslighted into commiting blatant animal cruelty (damn he was this close into beating the allegations).
- Heather tries and fails to be a badass solidifying herself as the Pearl of the group.
- Turns out that the chef aside from being a cannibal was also disability pretender and a horse hugger.
- The squad forgets how smart horses are in this Universe and are currepted by the ideology of their enemies (bet she tasted like coke and buffalo wings).
- Bunny Samurai unlocks the power of the cutscene.
- The Universe really wants these guys to become chefs.
- The gang get their own Jimmy !
- SCP-096 makes a surprise cameo
I like how its vauge enough to where even after listening I still don't understand
"Kai is racist" is basically a free space on the bingo card 😂
18:12
It's official. Every second arc will have Rustage typing damage wrong and end up with world ending attacks. First is Joy's nuclear teeth, and now it's Got's atomic table. I can't wait to see what's next
seeing that 2686 damage sent me into a fit of laughter that lasted until a bit after the correction roll was made
And it also progressively gets higher!
@@judahsmyth5398half of that! Half of that! Half of that.
Honestly the most clever twist on the "one of us always tells the truth, the other always lies" riddle I've ever seen. How are you supposed to figure it out if even the guy telling the riddle is confused?
lol
I saw a barbarian come up with the perfect solution to this riddle the ended one of them and asked the remaining one is he dead? The guy answered in a fearfully."NO"whimpering.
@@iandutton4601 But you only get one question, so how do they find the correct door? It’s easy to figure out which one lies, just ask what 2+2 is. It’s tricky because you need to find out the needed information and sus out the liar at the same time.
@KnuttyEntertainment but if you only get one question how does asking 2+2 work
@@kylepence2066 It doesn’t, that was the point.
Things in this series that could oneshot Whitebeard: Joy's smile; James Hetfield's table.
Betsy’s fate was pretty karmic. Especially since she tried to weasel her way out of punishment. Luckily, Heather was having none of it.
Every time Spooky said “I’m gonna throw it back” had me screaming.
Branch 101 Performance Review #22:
Kai: Acquired a revolver from the deceased Betsy. Chafing against the take-no-prisoners approach that the crew's adopted whilst in the labyrinth. Received compliments for the salt salad he whipped up. Handed off his "Ghost Blaster" to Hoover, a gate guardian the crew press-ganged.
Belle: Served as reinforcements in the fight against Gotz, providing flame support. Caught a hold of Betsy as she attempted to flee. Pick-pocketed several restaurant patrons.
Bradley Briggs: Used hit-and-run tactics very efficiently against Gotz. Finished off Betsy, decapitating her. No patience for riddle givers who flub their lines.
Yokan: Finished off Gotz, pulping the cyclops's head. Caught multiple bullets in her hand in a live combat situation. Handed back the medkits Bradley gave her earlier.
Damian: Cooked horse meat like a master chef(Don't knock it 'till you try it). Gathered information on the labyrinth while running the restaurant, finding the path to Tavrock's castle. Ain't afraid of no ghosts.
Choppa: Provided artillery support against Gotz and Betsy (⌐■_■) Scouted around Tavrock's castle, avoiding Tavrock's griffin scouts O_o
Taiga Kibbleton: Grown very confident in combat(Not unearned). Was used as an improvised weapon by Gotz.
CASUALTY REPORT:
Kai: Blunt force trauma wound from a frying pan, blunt force trauma wound and splinters from a flying table. Punched by Damian, no lasting damage.
Bradley Briggs: Blunt force trauma wound and splinters from a flying table.
Yokan: Stab wound via a meat skewer.
Damian: Burns from Gotz's Laser attack, gunshot wound.
Taiga Kibbleton: Severe burns from Gotz's Laser attack, rendered unconscious by a gunshot wound, bruises from being flung around by Gotz, returned to fighting condition via Heather's healing.
Heather: Blunt force trauma wound from a flying corpse. Slipped and fell on her behind trying to kick Betsy.
(Anchor Arms has been tasked with looking after the rescued prisoners in the restaurant. Heather's kicking accuracy could use some work, but she does does make good waitstaff. Raj served as timely reinforcements late into the fight with Gotz, also neutralizing a witness. EXCELLENT coordinated strike against Gotz the cyclops by the crew, bravo. The acoustics in this labyrinth feel quieter all of a sudden, I might investigate that.)
I really don’t have nothing to say I just wanted to comment something
my headcanon is that the reason the salad was so good was that it was the first one that didn't have any fishman meat in it
something about the visual of Taiga being fried and then given an extra hole within a few seconds of each other was extremely hilarious to me
18:15 😂 the strongest table throw
31:00 Today I learned Spooky have 2 guns😅😂
By far my favorite DND group 😭😭😭
3:44 wow you guys really had to do Swabadi like that two weeks in a row lol
This wasn't a Greek Cyclops, it was a Celtic Cyclops! The much cooler Cyclops!
aka the Balor?
@@morphingninja Exactly
EVERYONE knows cyclops can shoot a laser out of their 1 eye
Indeed, also known in Celtic mythology as the Balor
Rustage, how dare you make me wait an extra week for this!
I didn't??
@@rustagetwo I think it means he couldn't watch the twitch vod
@@rustagetwo yeah rustage, what the hell?!
@@rustagetwo unbelievable rustage ill never forgive you for this
Guys he is still a bissy mann let hin be
oh yes the jesus jesus no mi grants you the power to turn water into wine, the ability to walk on water, making 1 bread feed an huge group of people, and I guess flight cause why not
It also allows you to punch dragons
Oh dang Rustage looking like the scout from TF2
He won't be escaping the Jeffery Daumer allegations
If I had a nickel for every time Tekking had a father figure that turned into a beast that he had to take care of, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happens twice.
just 15min and Taiga get ultra instinct and OS someone
Taigatastic
What does OS mean?
@@harlster3373 one shot
@@lucasvandecasteele9904 that makes a lot of sense, I feel stupid now
Taiga is my new favorite character that was so badass
Tekking101:She's a big centaur that's not a boob joke she's actually large in size.
Me:Why can't it be both?
This episode was a whirlwind. Lots of unexpected moments, and a whole lotta ASMR! I’m itching to see how the rest of this arc plays out! BRADLEY X HEATHER FOREVER! ❤
Rustage hearted it it's now Canon 😅
@@alabasternights9998 it better be, otherwise all of the fanfics I wrote would have been for nothing! 😂
@@LeafGreen_x fanfics where?? 👀👀
"We cant just cuff them and go back everytime"
Gosh its like these Marine ships usually have more than a DND party and a couple NOCs on them or something. Guys dont wcen have a cook or chore boys to clean the deck like a real Marine ship
Just wanna say, you have amazing taste in background music, like in the recent episode of isekai dnd, I was screaming when you used "ludwig the holy blade" Soundtrack.
ahh the 360 laser eye that bro hadn't used since the Heian era
18:18 this is literally world destroying attack
I usually watch the vods, I enjoy all the banter and the rolls and side conversations. Also the craziest things are said before the recording lol. Don’t underestimate the groups charm and entertainment value. This goes for all the games being played! Keep it up.
the missed oppurtinity of naming this episode "ASMaRines" will forever haunt me
They are using Dark Mode!
👌🏽
The centaur lady is like Welfin from Hunter x Hunter. She was so scared of Yokan that she aged a hundred years in two seconds.
The Hito Hito Nomi-Model Jesus Christ
I just think of yokan in a batman suit everytime she says for justice
We killed a horse. But we still keep forgetting Gaston the horse is on the ship…
Who?
Who tf is Gaston?
@@wandiriswan6116 The Horse the found back in the Early bits of the Tito pirate stuff after they ran into Bege and was on their ship before the events in Plate.
Kai legit had a friendly horse the party collectively forgot. Its not a big deal but a personal meme of mine to bring up.
Why would Gaston be on the ship? They only used him to find the black knight's armor. Pretty sure they left him on his own island where he belonged
Was there live! Incredible time as always! Thanks For this ❤️❤️❤️❤️
so glad i can catch up on this
Briggs: i’m sorry for drawing on the battle map by accident
My players: FUCK YOUR MAP
So glad i can re-watch this! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Rustage could be suffering from Long Covid, just a thought. These coughs do not feel like "just coughing"
1:30 Verona confirmed? First Ragnar, now this? 😳
Me and my friends will try this DnD and see where it goes, thanks for these ideas
Amazing thumbnail! Fire! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
It's been a long time since I first watch an episode on youtube, but no twitch vod this time around
I feel like Hoover is going to be Damiens version of Anchor Arms and I'm all in for it.
Heck yeah! My two favorite series is up today! It's my Birthday and I can't ask for a better gift then a Rustage Dnd as being one of them! 😁
Yo! Happy Birthday! 🎉
@@AidanKerr thank you very much 😁
Wow. I love the Asmr beginning
the art for one piece dnd marines has been crazy so for i thought malady was the best design but this one is CRAZY
was there live was amazing for my first live
Thank you rustage for your sacrifice lol
Yay it’s out!
I know, i mizsed the stream and it didnt stay on twitch
Another banger thumbnail
Man whispering so softly
Ahh yes the glock .45 revolver the most well known gun of the west
Imagine Kim takes rustage to secretly DM a one shot for him and his colleagues
The South Korea vods I couldn’t watch until now are finally here
wanted to be there live but forgot and only remembered the next day D=
Idk if he did on but cyclops from the X-men does indeed shoot laser beams from his eyes
That's twice now they've met a Zoan that wasn't originally human
darude sandstorm playin in tygas head 24/7
Aww yeah
... first time watching on youtube and WHO GAVE THE OPENING PERMISSION TO GO THIS HARD???!!!
Anchor Arms is ready to fulfill his duty ⚓
15:54 Thunderjaws? I thought the crossover was later! Allright, Laserbot-Rex, Let's Go!!!
If you believe Chopper has a soul then so did Betsy
30:32 insert the devil Artemis "HOLY SHIT SHES PACKING HEAT!"
Character Scoreboard from the official wiki tracker:
The crew:
Kai: 16* kills & 4 KO's; hit 48/64 attacks (4 crits & 4 crit fails) and dealt 478+? damage + 12 friendly fire; evaded/blocked 11/32 attacks, took 297 damage and got KO'd 4 times; healed 14 HP; 8 crits and 6 crit fails
Belle: 3 kills & 1KO; hit 21/34 attacks (1 crit & 1 crit fail) and dealt 279 damage; evaded/blocked 2/7 attacks, took 137 damage and got KO'd 3 times; 3 crits and 2 crit fails
Damian: 21* kills & 12* KO's; hit 62/81 attacks (8 crits & 2 crit fails) and dealt 653 damage (38 friendly fire); evaded/blocked 21/39 attacks, took 258 damage and got KO'd 4 times; healed 51HP and generated 8 tempHP; 8 crits and 5 crit fails (1 double)
Choppa: 1 kill; hit 13/19 attacks (2 crit fails (1 double)] and dealt 93 damage +6 friendly fire; evaded/blocked 0/1 attacks, took 11 damage and got destroyed once; healed 21HP; 2 crit fails (1 double)
Yokan: 17* kills & 8 KO's; hit 94/148 attacks (9 crits & 7 crit fails) and dealt 750 damage +13 friendly fire; evaded/blocked 23/49 attacks, ki dodged 1 attack, deflected 2 projectiles for 12 damage, took 380+? damage and got KO'd 7 times; healed ~23HP; 14 crits and 9 crit fails
Bradley: 51* kills & 13* KO's; hit 53/69 attacks (8 crits) and dealt 857 damage; evaded/blocked 10/24 attacks, uncanny dodged 3 attacks, took 188 damage and got KO'd 4 times; healed 91HP; 15 crits and 4 crit fails
Taiga: 4 kills & 1 KO; hit 41/84 attacks (6 crits & 5 crit fails) and dealt 282+? damage + 8 friendly fire damage; evaded/blocked 12/34 attacks, took 340 damage and got KO'd 9 times; healed 21HP; 8 crits and 6 crit fails
Allied NPC's :
Heather: hit 5/14 attacks (1 crit fail) and dealt 6 damage; granted 7 bardic inspirations; evaded/blocked 0/1 attacks, took 17 damage and got KO'd 0 times; healed 51HP; 1 crit fail
Anchorarms: 2 kills; hit 3/7 attacks and dealt 22 damage; evaded/blocked 0/3 attacks, took 47 damage and got KO'd 1 time; 1 crit and 0 crit fails
Raj: 1 kill & 0 KO's; hit 0/0 attacks and dealt 0 damage; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks, protected an ally 1 time, took 0 damage and hasn't been KO'd yet; 0 crits and 0 crit fails
Hoover: 0 kills & 0 KO's; hit 0/0 attacks and dealt 0 damage; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks, took 0 damage and hasn't been KO'd yet; 0 crits and 0 crit fails
Lt. Commander Powdered: 1 kill & 0 KO's; hit 2/5 attacks and dealt 18 damage; evaded/blocked 2/3 attacks, took 26 damage and hasn't been KO'd yet; 0 crits and 0 crit fails
Bosses/enemies of note:
Gotz -killed by Yokan: 2 kills; hit 4/7 attacks and dealt 241 damage; evaded/blocked 3/31 attacks and took 325 damage
Betsy - killed by Bradley: 1 KO; hit 2/4 attacks and dealt 11 damage; evaded/blocked 8/13 attacks and took 59 damage
Ghost girl: hit 0/1 attacks and dealt 0 damage; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks and t ook 0 damage
Bosses/enemies of note defeated:
Kai:
- killed 4 Limbed Larry & Alter
- KO'd Bob the Demolitionist
Belle:
- killed Club, Alter & Dave
- KO'd Demure
Damian:
- KO'd Little Fella & Big Fella
- RP KO'd The Librarian, 2 Eyed Ted & Bob the Demolitionist
-killed Malady, Dave, Snez and 1 Kylos dog
Yokan:
- KO'd 2 Eyed Ted, The Librarian & Fibs/Kane Kibbleton
- RP KO'd Little Fella & Bob the Demolitionist
-killed The Tastiest Elephant, 1 Kylos clone & Gotz
Bradley:
- KO'd Zeal, Guy & Cpt. Spooks
- killed Diamond, Slugger, Captain "...", The Sea Serpent (ep15), Celsius & Betsy
Taiga:
- KO'd Spade
- killed Hugh Mann
Ancorarms:
- killed Kylos
Paige the wolf:
- KO'd Cpt. Bailey/Kane Kibbleton
Joy:
- killed Hoop
- KO'd Rordon Gamsey
- incapacitated Taiga
Kip:
- put Hoops, Ron McDon, The Monarch & Damian to sleep
This kitchen is giving big town banky blaines rockabilly bbq vibes
16:45 I love Tekking’s innocence
I completely missed that at first, only Tekking can make the most sexual things sound innocent.
next episode title: "Super Marine Bros Ghost house"
I love rewatching these on CZcams anyways but is there a reason why the VODs aren't being saved on Twitch Rustage?
Saving vods is banned in Korea
@@drikeatmey ohhhhhhhh
Im a little guy 5 8 lol i hope hoover makes it as someone who is current on all your dnd content im hyped
Already 22 episodes in? Kinda crazy the original series had 70, at this point in the story the old crew was just about wrapping up with the flames
I hear rustage go "mhm mhm" and i just hear the regulatlr show evwrytime
Oh no another gangnam style suggestion!
been waiting for this cuz somehow the vod got nuked
Rustage was in Korea, Twitch is banned in Korea, therefore vod wasn't saved
I'm gonna love Hoover!! Hope he's not gonna die..
I love thet tiga the character thet rustage said looks like naruto says thet guns our his weaknesses ( context the author of Naruto said gund would kill any Naruto character so because of thet it has become a meme in the Naruto community )
I mean, they do have horse meat lying around, it's even fresh.
Man. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!
Clearly, Got's Nuclear Table is made of Adam Wood!
29:38 didn't seraph turn into that after she was killed initially? Saying wait 3 days and she'd be back. Or was that just a non-canon joke?
It was a joke, she was an angel, not the Messiah
@@commonviewer2488 Ah, thank you.
@@commonviewer2488 Would be kinda cool if she did come back though. Sure, blueblood is dead. but seeing as ragnar is recreating that stuff and may as well be the new blueblood now... I could see it. Doubt it happening honestly. But, then again, every lie is a retcon though... Lol.
And if his own altered personality actually got through to her enough in this alternative timeline of events I'm just making up, well doxie might have another half-sibling knocking around besides Jimmy, and our coked up polygamous Charmin bear here would possibly get in those shoes eventually. Cuz honestly I do remember it being canon that ragnar has a foot fetish.
Lets go op dnd
Ok i just thought of this but damien looks near identical to larry from pokemon violet
Yes Noble Said himself that Larry was the Inspiration for Damian
@@tobiasholzhausen1196 nice!
Please check the fruit in the kitchen for the devil fruits
Heya Rustage so me and my friends are doing a one piece dnd campain too and I was wondering if you would be cool with me using some characters from the first one piece dnd campain you did with William, Ragnar, Duros, and Verona
They are the little guys from the labarynth lol
I picture this cyclops looking like White beard at marine ford full of holes. 10:36
Tiger is constantly listning to darude Sandstorm
Racist Kai strikes again:
- talks about the Cyclops killing and eating people is inhuman but ignored the fact he is also eating Fishmen
- wants to let his fellow Racist go free and makes the excuse of not killing everyone
- confuses bradley’s name with damian most likely forgetting Bradley’s name entirely do to him being a fishman
Truly Kai’s racism is growing he needs to be stopped
Why are y'all giving Belle, of all people, a gun 😂😂 that's just asking for trouble
What would the half human half cyclopse and half human half centaur look like
I missed the livestream 😭
I forgot what time period this is set in but do the revolutionaries exist at this point. If they do an encounter between the revs and the crew could be very interesting
Ever since that bingo card episode I noticed rustage fucking dying all the time
Yo, binger whose finally caught up on Marines after finishing the original. Was there a glitch on twitch, as this one doesn't seem to be over there?
Now I hope Taiga will eat Paramecia or Logia in the future ( because so many zoans now )
Kai can use shoot his harpoon twice by the way😭😭
Hey 2spook to have the ideia of the Full Power of cat take a look in casual geografic like the can litery heal and hypenotyse people
Is this the Marine version of
"Devil's Luck Jackpot"?
It was