Should Your Boyfriend Play Valorant?
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In the last episode my boyfriend played 800 hours of Counter-Strike. Little did he know he was just practicing for an even bigger challenge: the cracked children of Valorant. #valorant
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Okay, you guys are unmatched at picking those relevant random tv show and movie clips for the videos… but I think you just peaked with that Rugrats one
Hey Wood, are you an expert master baiter as well?
I love you!!!!
Millennials… RISE UP! 🫡
😐
…yeah ok I see why Gen Z + A hates us.
Peaked? Let me tell you something, they haven't even begun to peak. And when they do peak, you'll know. Because they're gonna peak so hard that everybody in the CZcams gonna feel it.
I was gonna comment the same thing. Damn this was good.
Smart move to play Valorant _after_ you've already found a girlfriend, to circumvent the natural female-repelling pheromones playing the game produces.
He was a cs player.
It is a miracle already.
He is tempting fate.
Actually she is.
Nah. A girlfriend might still leave. Now there's legal hoops she's gotta jump through if she wants to have nothing to do with Valorant. Now it's till death or Valorant do them part.
natural girl repellant as are all Riot's products
sorry to say, of almost all shooters Valorant might have the single highest female population maybe behind Overwatch. On the other hand the hunt for a female CS player that is not a guy with a voice changer and an anime pfp continues
You're thinking of the other Riot game. Valo is still not as repulsive as League
"He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector... the LMDthenKYS."
i know the "KYS", but what's "LMD"?
@@Ran10di1 - Life Model Decoy? That's what I know it as, from Marvel. (It's the robot doubles that SHIELD and other organizations use.)
It rhymes with pick my pick
Let me die?
@@Ran10di1 Usually let me die but I also heard it as "let me dog"
Thanks for adding in that Rugrats clip, I'm in tears 🤣.
I will never touch Valorant, but the comparisons to CS and that clip gave me more fulfillment than any amount of time with the game would. Well played.
time stamp of the clip?
@@lazycrazy69 5:30
@@lazycrazy69 5:36 I just saw it and looked at the comments 5:14 for full context
bro and reaper in the thumbnail as well
I lol'ed so hard at the "do you know who you're stealing from?!" Old school dial up-snow gamers fo life.
Old school gamers were born in it, molded by it. These youngins merely adopted the rocket jump lol
Plus who doesn’t like Alex Fichtner.
The *_accuracy_* of the Rugrats clip was just 🤌🏿👌🏿
time stamp?
@@lazycrazy69 5:27
To be honest, I felt the same way when playing League of legends at first.. I was annoyed that they invented new names for things that already have a name. Like physical attack and magical attack...
That Rugratz clip was probably the most perfect and relevant cut-in I've ever seen, a magnificent stroke of chance and genius.
It’s actually amazing how perfect that was. They’re on fire lately
Commenting to say, this
As a grown man...a former Raze player who quit Valorant because of ALL of THAT but especially as a former QUAKE 3 ARENA player, I never hit a subscribe button as fast as I did as I was listening to the magic words "it is called a rocket jump" ....THANK YOU!
As a Team Fortress 2 player, same!
i think the issue is that if you try rocket jump with Raze rocket INSTEAD of the satchel it doesn't work so well for the player lol so to avoid confusion they call it a satchel jump. some of us had to learn the hard way
"LMDthenKYS" is the new best online name in a toxic-ass game like Valorant
what does lmd mean
@@saatvikkalra6061 Love Me, Daddy
@@saatvikkalra6061let me die lol? Or rude but idk
@@saatvikkalra6061I assumed it meant luck my duck
lol
That ending with LMDThanKYS was the most magical thing, and I don’t know why
...and you'll never have to 🦇
I expected him to make the Valorantkid Hawk Screech tbh lol
we all have that friend who went offline and never come back
Your boyfriend (husband?) should see an occupational therapist. There might exercises that would help with any arm problems from playing games. I had symptoms of carpal tunnel but then I was told to do certain stretches and exercises and now I don’t have those symptoms.
...or just don't play valorant unless you are a masochist
he literally just needs uv therapy. my doctor got me 10 6min sessions across 10 days of uv therapy and it completely went away. I had what he had.
SHIVER ME TIMBERS..
HES A GROWN MAN 😭😭
I have been laughing at this line for a full day.
I haven't watched the video yet but the answer is NO.
Never played valorant before and I can confirm this
You may be surprised
I got hundreds hours in valorant and i agree
No, never, actually, seriously, no, never ever, screw off, forget this video existed, forget valorant exists, play almost anything else instead
You beat me to the obvious answer
it's been two minutes since the video uploaded and all of the comments are saying "no"
I was just playing it when the video was uploaded and I can tell you the answer is no
There's still hope in this community
Ya'll snuck an Overwatch character into the thumbnail
Bruh I didnt even notice reaper at first lmao
And stitch
@@chloroform2982 Reaper? Omen hiding in smoke with shotgun ?the same thing tbh
I only play overwatch, so I was so confused
@@domonator1167 Damn, didn't even see him
"shiver me timbers! he's a grown man"
using Christian Bale's freakout is top tier, Matt. I always quote that for some reason.
Your references are sick, everyone knows that
That Space Jam analogy is literally the most perfect way to describe Valorant and i will definitely be using it xD
Omg how do they find the perfect meme and clips for everything. Gold!
"Shelby is so pretty" I agree, but this made me laugh so much 😂
"On dialup, in the snow." Lmao!
The rugrats “spike” clip was so fkn good. You guys are great at what you do
Gamers are cool because even the most *_unhinged_* gamertags like LMDthenKYS can turn out to be pretty cool people.
BRO THE RUGRATS CALL BACK IS INSANE. HOW????
That shit got me too haha
Fr it was genius
As an ex valorant player, No
For sure. Same. This video brought back the fun initial stages of learning the game and playing with chill friends also learning the game. But that doesn't last forever
That Rugrats Spike bit was genius!
I haven’t played Valorant or even know much about it at all but I have to comment and praise the humor and editing on this video. The Dark Knight bank scene shotgun edits were on point and got me chuckling pretty good. Another great video guys!
2:24 killed me 😂😂😂
"On dial up"
"In the snow"
I always love the editing in these, just so funny
The Rugrats clip is an absolute hail Mary of a reference. I love this channel.
Happy new year.
Can’t wait for them to play palworld.
I have seen every video you put out. Thank you for the talent sharing! You guys rock.
Rugrats! 🤣 That was gold.. But then Batman turning around had me snort laughing 🤣
the rugrats clip is god tier, holy crap
Holy shit, this has to be one of the funniest edited videos I've seen in a LONG time!
I know nothing about Valorant and after watching this video I don't WANT to know anything about Valorant but damn it this was hilarious. Top tier clip game as always.
Shelby: Has the sense to get out immediately
Shelby’s man: still playing
Do you see the evil you have put upon Shelby, you monsters that requested this?
They installed a game by Riot, they knew what they were getting into.
Just stumbled across the channel. How have i not heard of this? This is so good!
sadly cause they got knocked off the algorithm after they stopped uploading after getting death threats. they were pretty regular before then. now they only upload when they have something they find fun
As a Controller main, I can confirm people praise us just for existing.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!!
Can I understand the context? In my fps game, controller players benefit way too much from aim assist, hence them never being praised. Honestly asking, though.
@@lovethepandainyou I haven't played Valorant but from this video you can see that it's a class of character. Probably meant for area denial type things, or controlling the flow of the game?
@@lovethepandainyou Controller is a role. They're used for area control/denial as most of their abilities involve smokes that block line of sight. The actual physical controller you play consoles with isn't natively supported.
True
i hollered out loud at the chat at the very end after the sponsored bit. lmao 🤣
Short answer no
NOT THIS GAME NOOOO
You just earned a subscriber! Girl you are funny af! and your editing style is hilarious!
Great video! And the Rugrats clip fit perfectly!
I didn't understand a damn thing about this entire game in this video, but was I still entertained, hell yes! Also that ending with Roblox police, perfection
Oh my lord you guys are good a writing adds. The script for the NordVPN add is like scary well written.
Amazing video!! I rarely watch gaming content on CZcams anymore due to the editing styles typically being too much or too little for my ADHD brain to handle. But this? This is just great. The editing, the humor, the visuals, the narration, all of it is wonderful. Good job!!!
The Rugrats clip worked so damn well for that ! Great video !
Thank you for the rocket jump rant.
Ok, that rocket jump bit.... *Chef's kiss*
This was so well done. I had fun. First time seeing this channel and Im hooked.
How you always have THE perfect clip from a show or movie to match the context of something in your videos never ceases to amaze me! And make me laugh!
That rugrats reference was insane literally how do you do that??
So if the game doesn't have to make you happy. Could you also make a review for destiny 2?
The humor in your videos is next level. A direct connection to my funny bone. Thanks for all the laughs.
I don't even can mesure hoe much joy this video brought me !
The writing is so good guys.. Pure comedy gold!
I'm proper old and 70% of this vid made zero sense, but I know I can't wait till you're sharing fun n games had with you, hubbyboyfriend and child. You guys are adorable. Much love.
Evrrytime you guys upload its just a 10/10 always make me laugh keep up the great work
Why am i only just now finding your channel? These videos are so well made and absolutely hilarious!
The Riddler moment had me immediately pause and laugh/cough for thirty seconds. Shelby really just took on the entire Valorant community for daring to $#^!talk her hubby. Respect.
Matt is so pretty ❤
This is the greatest video I’ve seen in years. Good work on everything
You are by far the best editor out there for this kind of content. Masterfully done. That said... that short child scream sound clip would have been a cherry on top when Batman jumped off the building at the end.
As someone whose life has recently been dominated by Palworld, hope you guys play that :)
This looks like the single most unenjoyable way to spend time. Thank you for making the excellent video and absolutely stamping out any interest I had in this. I love the Riot art style and was considering trying it out just for the characters, but yeah obviously that was a very stupid thought.
I can't get around, I mean, how. The references in the edit are so spot on. I watched this 3 times now and it still made me laugh at other cuts AND the same. How!!?!
Please continue.
I neveer grow tired of the hillarious edits and commentary the PEN15 and Rugrats edit are gold
the sheer amount of movie and tv show references, i love it
That Ash impression was out of no where and SPOT. ON.
Yo how did I not know about this channel? Your writing and delivery are awesome!
Edit: Editing too
this is some of your best work yet!!! 😂😂😂
Same reason why I also play mainly Killjoy, Brimstone, Cypher and Viper. Almost nobody complains ever.
Once upon a time, Brimstone and Viper were considered throw picks by the community at large.
Even when they were still not bad.
The Rugrats refrence had me ROLLING.
Such a great video, thank you guys!!!
Even if I’m unfortunately familiar with Valorant, this video was such a joy to watch. Love the storytelling and tone
When Shelby started this channel she seemed to know very little about games. Now she knows more than me and I've been gaming for decades. I couldn't understand half of what she was talking about in this video. She's had a better character arc than any of the characters in the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
I wanna see Shelby play Palworld.
i think she has been on twitch
not sure how i have missed your videos all this time but SUB'ed!
I love that most comments are either about LMDthenKYS or the rugrats spike clip. This is an insta classic GFR video
that rug rats bit went absolutely insane
We lost him, boys
Hey Shelby I saw a Shelby look alike that was volunteering at a convention back in September. So naturally I introduced them to your channel. Speaking of y’all should do a look alike contest.
Lmao the references are so on point. I legit teared up from laughin 😂😂😂
That rugrats reference was GOLD lol
That spike joke was the most hilarious and creative bits I’ve seen in a long time. I am always amazed by the simultaneous breadth and specificity with which you were able to conjure such bespoke comedy. How do meme so good?
This is the only Girlfriend Reviews video I could not follow along with. *Shame*
I'd love it if you guys did some older game series like Tecmo's Deception series
Bro Matt, I feel you with the trigger finger stuff. I am riddled with trigger finger in literally every finger besides my thumbs on both hands. Yet I am now playing Tekken 8, just hit purple ranks.
Answer: no
hahaha the yelling kids in your earhole for 45 mins straight, totally relatable
4:55 😂 Literally me rn with De Quervain's (thumb) tenosynovitis.
Ohh i missed your guys excellent work
Shiver me timbers; he’s a grown man 😂
Intro: "If counter strike is the NBA, Valorant is the..."
Brain: WNBA
Me: Brain, no!
Big true
That spike bit. Well done
the spike bit was amazing
Short answer: no
Oh how I have missed the edited reference jokes of this channel. Happy 2024
As a fellow… ahem… older gentlemen playing an online FPS I have no business trying to learn at this age, I felt almost every moment of this video. Thanks for that. Lol
The Rugrats Spike bit absolutely slayed me. Wild, considering how funny the whole video is tbh.