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Evolution of "The Johnny Joke" in Metal Gear Solid
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- čas přidán 23. 04. 2017
- "Ohhh, my stomach..."
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Metal Gear Solid,
Metal Gear Solid 2,
Metal Gear Solid 3,
Metal Gear Solid 4,
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker,
Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zero,
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain,
And all the wonderful people at Konami
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Loyal to the End
Content Creator- Michael Guevara
Producer- Antony Kruglyak
Never Be Game Over
The biggest battles we fight are the ones inside ourselves
Fred Fredburger respect
nailed it
Devin K
I can't take this seriously, fucking fred freburger
poetry
"Why am I still at the toilet? Just to suffer?"
"Every night, i can't feel my ass"
The Poops that Ive lost
Every night i can feel my ass, my ass, even my ass
The water ive lost, the water ive lost
Wont stop hurting
"You feel it to don't you???" XD
I won't scatter your pain to the heartless sea. You're all diamond logs. A pain in the ass even in death.
Johnny is secretly the mastermind behind the patriots
No, we all know Johnny is Raiden.
Jack The Shitter
Diogo Barros
Good Lord, I nearly woke everyone in the house there!
7:37
I love Diogo Barros' comment.
If Reddit Gold existed in CZcams, you should have it.
aww..there's no paper
"Top 10 saddest moments in video games"
lik if u cry evrytiem
But the pluming is broken...
Poor Jonny...
Wish I could lend him some toilet paper till this day :(
Alexia
,remember I need to get toilet paper 😂😂😂😂
He could use his socks.
All Patriots are dead, all metal gears were destroyed, but the Jhonny dynasty always prevails
Don Coria hahahah😂
All La Li Lu Le Lo are dead, all metal gears were destroyed, but the Jhonny dynasty always prevails
And her diarrhea problem ;p
The Carmine’s of Metal Gear
That's because they're always elswhere taking their own shit when shit hits the fan
I'll say it: Johnny is probably the best soldier in MGS.
He and his ancestors have survived every game with little to no major trauma or issue.
And they weren't augmented like Snake and Genome Soldiers were.
Actually johnny in mgs1 is a genome soldier
Johnny is genome soldier, it's also evident by his facial structure , hair and beard that is similar to young Snake in the game and also probably a reason why Meryl married him
And he saved Meryl's ass.
@@ArashiOdayakana Well he couldn't save his own every frickin time! :D
Kinos141 but have been cursed by you know cursed shit
the way the last soldier looks at the bathroom im guessing he said in his mind
"oh dude"
"Jesus man"
"i feel bad about this"
"better just leave him alone even if its a hostile."
just imagine all the pranks you could do.
I heard that in the Civil War there was an honour rule about shooting a man who was revealing themself cause of the massive amount of diahhroea going around.
Chivalry
@Fatty Drake where i could find those tapes
7:38 **smokes through balaclava**
MGS3 - PW: Naked/Big Johnny
MGS5: Punished "Venom" Johnny
MGS1 - MGS4: Solid Johnny
Swamp Vermin lol
That accurately describes his bowel movements, aside from the "Solid" part.
Life no joke is giving me a johnny
MGS4: Old Johnny
mgsv: jочииу
It's sad that mgs series are over but at least we get a memory of Johnny at the worst time and place
actually it may not be over the creator has some rights to his creation so another metal gear made by different company could be a option however that company would need to buy the remaining rights
Snake Gaming exactly, but remember... Konami is a bitch
legogaven28 is*
Pretty sure Kojima doesn't want to make them.
I completely agree. But if we could at least get a metal gear solid remaster for the ps4 I'd be happy I enjoy them all but mgs1 and snake eater are my favorites
"Beautiful women give you diarrhoea"
Words of a wise man...
Your pictures brings me back
Nice diarrHOEea subliminal message. I approve.
And then he married meryl
Your right..... Wait He-man pfp?!?!?
"Aren't you... oooh, my stomach!
Poor Johnny, he can never catch a break.
well, he did get the girl.
After that, I don't think he has a diarrhea problem again.
Well, at least Johnny didn't die from goddamn FOXDIE.
Yep
Takedrugskillabear crohns disease
I honestly had no idea you could've used the tape like that against soldiers xD
tzero440 Same haha.
Omg same.
Where you find it?
Sean Vega yakhoo oboo supply outpost
It makes so much since now!
I never realized you could do that in MGS V...
Jamie Rothwell Can't believe how much work they must have put to create all those features, even if the game itself is incomplete
new feature hide in toilets and play a tape from a soldier with a stomach problem
Fernando Langalú How is game incomplete? No spoilers please. I rebought it a few weeks ago since I never finished it.
1MoreRep Story isn't good for MGS standards, and the ending feels inadequate. That's what they say
A mission which would have wrapped up one of the loose story-lines was cut from the game, and, if I recall correctly, there is some evidence that a third chapter of the story was planned but never finished.
the biggest joke is he got with Meryl
yes it is. anyway how did this jackass end up with Meryl?
Patrick R. That's not the same johnny.
The Johnny from Metal Gear solid 1, 2 + 4 are all the same person. The one 's in the other games are blood relatives of his , Uncle's and Father I can't remember which.
Bosstrad in mgs3 johnny said that everyone in is family is named johnny even his son
So it is possible that johnny in mgs1 is mgs3's johnny's son
Patrick R. clicked here just to make that exact comment
"war is hell"
It's not hell, it's shit.
And in hell, shit happens.
This time im ready....because i know shit....shit never changes *(belly starts to rumble)*
War Has Changed
Why are we still here, just to shit
Hideo Kojima...the o my man who can capture the story of a war grizzled soldier , and establish a running shit joke all in the same game
This is the definition of insanity
I for one was thrilled when he became the hero and rescued Meryl.
Not the hero we needed
But the hero we deserved
@@3Guys1Video a very shitty hero
@@MrShitthead literally
"Oh...no paper"
That poor guy....
I've had that moment before
The worst nightmare revealed to mankind
People don’t check
Twice.
It’s funny, Johnny is a decent looking guy when you see his face. You wouldn’t have thought so considering how often his bowels betray him.
Nah we just so happen to see him crap
Um during the stair scene his pants is Visibly Stained/Ruined by his "Accident" during the shoot-out.
In-spite of all that, He and Meryl still get together. I'll wager she knows he's the same Johnny from Shadow Moses.
He's a genome soldier with big boss dna. thats why he looks alot like young snake.
When you play the recording of the stomach troubles to fend off the guy... That's why I love metal gear solid. So much ingenuity haha
They play with his bowels like a damn fiddle!!!
Alexandre Batalha Crohn’s disease
He isnt allowed to do anything in the house until he takes a crap with the size of the toilet itself
Its like a man threw an actual log, into the toilet.
E.E.- Hey. If we run into each other again.....
Yeah like that is ever going to happen after a few minutes later...
That's some hentai shit there LOLOL
That does suck that she dies just like that.
Damn it VAMP!!!!
"I need to go!"
"Wait, you haven't filled me yet!"
"Gaarrhgghhh!!"
*removes the thing from the flower and proceeds going to the bathroom.*
Otacon: Too soon!
3:21 Oh... there’s no paper...
ｗｈｙ ａｒｅ ｗｅ ｓｔｉｌｌ ｈｅｒｅ？Ｊｕｓｔ ｔｏ ｓｕｆｆｅｒ？
Man I hate when I'm about to get the girl but shit my pants too
JKASKSKLASKALSKALSKLAS
The dissapointment at 3:20 is way too real
Qruis S. That’s not disappointment, that’s depression
*oh...there's no paper*
Ain't that the truth.
I burst out in laughter at the end... I think we all agree that we dont disturb someone fighting inside the toilet xD
89BlackGatomon and after he got out smoking a cigar was just bragging at that point. A perfectly valid dick move you have to love.
Konami has their ways to make the player feel bad for the enemy
Kojima*
Kojima lmfao
Kojima x3
Konami is a scum, anyways its hideo kojima
KOJIMA IS GOD.
There are two types of soldiers:
The ones who fight and kill enemies during the war
And the ones who fight inside themselves.
True feeling.
Poor guy. Those farts he was having at 4:30 are "dry farts." A thousand times worse than the wet ones. They will clean your colon, but absolutely devastate your pooter. He's gonna need a new bunghole if he survives that.
Oh god it hurts just to listen.... even i don't have such painful "dry farts"
Aye, dry ones r teh worst ones
Bunghole? A man of culture I see
Even worse if this doesn't stop for hours and every time you go to toilet it feels like your ass is on fire, literally
mfer establishing fart lore
5:48
get downwind, now!
love the subtlety.
Oof am I dumb enough to miss it?
6:30 the detail from Kojima.....
freaking brilliant
And I was wondering why the hell there is a speaker function in iDroid...
You can play love deterrence when rescuing old mother base soldiers and they will allow you to Fulton
or just get peoples attention
SLISKI JOHNNY Various tapes have various functions.
Like the bear noise scares away soldiers, or the "enemy down!" Makes soldiers give up the chase
@@YasonYou wait really? Thanks for the tips!
@@YasonYou i beat this game on ps now and thought I'd seen everything i got quiet as an ally for a 2nd time and got the ending but now I'm considering buying the game outright
I love it when joke character like Johnny get a chance to be cool
i cant beilieve some times that meryl ended up from solid snake one of THE most legendary soldiers to live to "the Johny joke"....
I've seen you on many videos, and I gotta say I fucking love the name and picture
Well, I mean the Johnnys are a fairly nice line of people, they just have some gastric issues
thank you
yeah youre right he is a bit of derpshit but he is a good guy
The Sasaki's have endured through every major conflict in the MGS
The way he said "that's a record" was absolutely funny 😂🤣
0:41
One of my biggest disapointment in Metal Gear Rising is the lack of Johnny
It's sad but there's no opening for there to be a johnny because all the enemies are cyborgs and cyborgs don't really have digestive organs
@@aperturescienceguy2737 i remember reading on the wiki (either Raiden or Rose's page) that during a codec call it is hinted that Raiden can now support Rose's cooking by using taste inhibitors.
@@desolatortrooper7196*takes one bite*
"DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY TASTE INHIBITORS"
I was wondering why I had that recording in mgsv...Johnny is a God
In mg1 i think johnny is the naked unconscious soldier at start
Yup. He says something along the lines of "That witch! She took my clothes!" when you're in the cell.
You also hear him saying in the bathroom "I caught a cold... I hate Alaska." when you're crawling through the vents to find the DARPA chief. You hear the confinement guard sneezing, and you can also catch a cold from him as well.
He's the one who tells Donald Anderson (Decoy Octopus) to shut up when he's talking to Solid Snake.
*Liquid Johnny
mollonlave he is
Johnny is the true hero of MGS
Gyro Zeppeli Too bad he's both crippled and affected by diarrhoea
Damn straight
The fact that you could do that in MGSV is mind blowing
I always watch this video when I have stomach aches in the bathroom so I don't feel that bad knowing that a soldier had that for 10 years
We all suffered this moment in life 😂
Johnny. what have you done!? you change the future! you created a time paradox!
Hang in there, Johnny!
Friendly Russian Hacker fuck you,not russian
lol are you from belarus pretending to be russian
Friendly Russian Hacker да ты с кем разговариваешь?Тупой американец,не знаешь даже русского языка ,idiot.
haahaha
Friendly Russian Hacker meeh
2 years after finishing the game and I just now learned that you can play Cassette tapes for tactical advantages
I love how he just announces the process out loud for everyone to hear
Oh the look at that russian's face immediately changes after hearing someone having a go in the toilet is priceless XD
"Who the hell is in there? Open now or I'll... oh. Okay then. Man, that sounds rough. Aw geeesh... well then, carrying on... christ, the rations really sucks..."
@@Luxai GLORIOUS
"fuck it this one will be busted anyway"
Meryl gave him a blumpkin
Very strange seeing Mox here indeed
Hello there
1:50 never realised how fucking ripped snake was i MGS1 lol
Imagine in a war someone had this and had to stick it out in a firefight with shit in they pants damn they deserve a heroes welcome
@3:19 Story of my life.
Al Jean 7
You too huh
Al Jean oh my god the sadness in his voice is to much
Johnny is an immortal beast
While you may think that old age, time paradoxes, and enemy mercenaries are able to stop him, he never stops stinking up the battlefield. He's been shitting up a storm since the bronze age. Chances are, the tree in your backyard was fertilized and given nutrients by Johnny's liquid poo. Thank him for the gift he has brought us.
Seems it runs in the family.
Fire puppies Was that on purpose?
IBS can be hereditary
Fire puppies Runs.
Uhhh-huhu-hu
For mgs 1,2 and 4 it the same person
@@jonathanjoestar8722 in MGS3 is a different person
4:31 that's the most hilarious one lmao
4 mins 50... Invisible turds...
Truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
Nah, he pulled a rabbit kind of technique,
5:37 I feel so bad for Johnny... omg
Oh God Johnny
Young Johnny won in the end
Poor Jonny. He is a true role model to those of us suffering with IBS.
Wait the jhonny in shadow moses in mgs1 married meryl at the end in mgs4? Is it the same guy?!
Same guy from Shadow Moses and Big Shell. MGS 1, 2, and 4 only span a decade of time.
It's probably their destiny to be together.
The same guy Meryl beat senseless and took his clothes. That means all of them and left him in indecent pose.
@@kylecab31 Choice. Not destiny. We are what we choose to be.
@@taramaforhaikido7272 the developer of the game says otherwise
5:13 I CAN'T BREATHE
lmaoo !
oh no
*Plays the epic part of the song "Sins of the Father"*
AAAHHHH ITS COMING!!!! ITS COMING!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The last part was badass hahaha
Johnnys war in the bathroom never changes
HOLY SHIT I thought the tape in MGSV already was the entire joke! Who would have guessed it worked like that?
If you hear such painful sounds in the shitter do you think of busting it down when the person inside clearly has such horrid sufferings??? That's the genius part
@@juliusmoe-nstar8942 yeah. I'd also be like 'adgaf if it's a foe. He needs some time. We can shoot him later.'
@@niklasklasen8048 wait... now that i see that name.... Er du dansk??
@@juliusmoe-nstar8942 nope I'm German. But part of my family came from Iceland
@@niklasklasen8048 that explains it... well you are a tight-knit union of culture in germany and nordic countries
I'm probably one of the many few who actually like the Meryl and Johnny pairing.
Same. Also, ayyy Iron Rin.
"many few"
" Theres No *Paper* "
0:14
“Not now. I need to listen to Johnny having diarrhea.”
4:22 Famous last words 💀
looks like he made a snake of his own....
0:44
snake: kill mee....
i think this man was given immortality just to suffer bowl issues
hence why he is in every game
1:02 Must’ve sprayed him with FeBreeze ® or something
Lmao
oh god I can smell it through my screen
If they got even Johnny's voice actor back for MGSV, then wow.
I like how, in Metal Gear Solid 4, Johnny begins as a comedy joke, then is revealed to be the game's comic relief buttmonkey, and then ends up becoming a mostly straight-laced hero in the third act, complete with removing his balaclava. It's such a unique character progression and a surprisingly satisfying way to send off one of the franchise's most famous running gags.
I disagree. We really didn't need ten hours of cutscenes for Johnny and Meryl's sudden romance.
5:02 I would of let him leave #fuckthat 🤣🤣🤣
I love how he feels the need to announce it to the whole facility every time
We can't help but love Johnny. He's a funny character.
Great stuff to watch while I'm eating
Jesus, dude.
Some has iron stomachs
Hey I was eating too
5:42 so poop can bloom even on the battlefield huh at least I have an awnser now
The Phantom Bowels
I feel soooooo freaking sorry for Johnny, augh now my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!
Metal Gear is truly the story of the Johnny family.
The hero that we didn't want
But the one we needed
Who else took a shit while watching this?
Sheogorath 66 I admit i did it with my phone, lol.
Me
Oh my god. I just knew there had to be more.
Needed something to help my bear with the pain
I was caught hiding in the outhouse 38 times in phantom pain...
I didn't knew about this cassete tape thing...
The way Johnny pooped himself in MGS4 😂😂😂 lmao
I genuinely like Johnny. I wasn't annoyed like others when he and Meryl ended up together.
Hello and good evening everybody! Welcome back to another episode of "Will it Flush?"
Tonight with me I have my guess Star Johhny!!!
*This is the part where you applause*
(Crowd clapping and yelling)
Yay
The comedic timeing at 4:52 got me good
The really insane thing is that they all talk to themselves while hollowing out.
And never thought to wear adult diapers.
4:36 - Those farts get me every time, LOL
Legends say he still have Diarrhoea. Poor Johnny, he spent most of his life in the toilet finishing his business and still suffering. Lets pay respect for this legend for suffering mostly at the toilet.
Nice work man. Can you do a Evolution of "I've been waiting/ I've waited a long time" video?
TheAngeluco kept you waiting, huh
Kept you waiting, huh?
Johnny is secretly stronger than snake, but he hasn't been able to show off because he's always shiting himself
5:08 i never looked at what was happening but it was funny hearing it was happening while i play the game lol
"I can feel it in my leg... and my arm... even my fingers..."
The best marine i have ever seen we should give johnny the medal
Emerich family:nuclear weapons written into their dna
Johny family:diahrrea
Here comes Johnny!
"There's no paper"
Top 10 saddest anime deaths
I like the idea that Johnny has just been to these huge battles and he'll end up doing nothing but have to go good ole' number two.