Met him once, never said I knew who he was, just two guys getting through the crowd. He was just a friendly guy minding his own business and smiling. Good guy.
luscent 3737, about 30 years ago, he was making a movie in Atlanta. At the end of the day, when they wrapped, he stuck around for 2 hours signing autographs and taking photos with fans. Super great guy!
Hoho Koko He wanted to give a delightful show. Some of these clowns have the HONOR of saying they lost their lives to a Chuck Norris jump kick. That's an honor no mere mortal DESERVES, Hoho Koko. They should be grateful.
Chuck Norris is awesome! Yes he's a great figher and actor, but my favorite thing about Chuck is how he's helped so many kids in school and against drug pier pressure through his martial arts. He's been such a great teacher for them. I support Kickstart Kids 100 percent. As Chuck says, today's youth are tomorrow's leaders and they deserve a healthy and productive lifestyle.
while it's true that most of badass stuff he does that defies logic isn't real, he DID master like, three different martial arts AND create one, and he DID serve in the military. so he actually is kind of a badass in real life.
Chuck Norris grabs big mans finger with his right hand,but when he brings him down hes holding big mans finger with his left hand. How is this possible...because he is Chuck Norris.
Still, for an 81 year old, Chuck is someone I still wouldn’t pick a fight with. A 6 time karate champion. A wise man knows when not to mess with a badass! Especially Chuck Norris!
and he really hung with bruce lee in a skirmish after making "Way of the Dragon"....i still wouldnt mess with this man if he rolled up in a wheel chair lol👍🏿thanks for sharing!👍🏿
But if he had a blood transfusion with the blood of little girl Jesse-Jane McParland, he would no longer be the weakest man in the world but the runner up strongest in the world. And he could also become a true world champion in martial arts.
When I got into law enforcement our defensive tactics instructor was a little guy, maybe 5'3 or so, 7th degree black belt, goes to Japan every year for more training. This guy did some demos for us, and to us, and I'm telling you, the guy reminded me a lot of Chuck Norris. You see someone in real life with that level of training doing real things or in our cases, they did some of the grappling, submission moves TO us, and it's amazing how you see someone get compliance by grabbing a finger, a pressure point. The finger trick is my favorite, I've used it and it works like a damn charm when properly applied.
The reverse spinning horizontal back strike, punching methods, and short, inside powerful kicks are all part of Chuck's repoirtoire he used to kick ass in the ring. Chuck is an extremely tough proven championship fighter. I have personally known several. God Bless, Chuck.
A real American hero!!! 👍 I am always a huge fan! In the Movies or in person Norris is really a great person!! My only question is why isn't there more great people like him in America!! A person I always admired and looked up to. I would like to tell Chuck thank you for all the wonderful movies and actually making my life better!
I attended the Chuck Norris karate school in Norfolk Va in the early 80's while stationed at the Naval base. Missed meeting him by a couple of days. Had to deploy when he came into town to test one of his 2nd degree instructors. His discipline is Tang Soo Do (or Doo). Basically when you block a kick or punch, you knock the shit out of them while blocking. Defense turns into offense kind of thing. Loved it. Actually bought a pair of the "Chuck Norris Action Jeans". Had an elastic crotch so you could do those kicks easier. They were stolen. Good memories.
That is not Chuck it is Chip Wright who does his stunt doubling and in Walker Texas Ranger. He always did the jump spinning wheel kick when Chuck got older. Chuck can still do it but probably chooses not to at his age as he might get injured quicker and is less flexible. I know Chuck very well and my instructor's instructor trained with him under the same Tang Soo Do Association.
Lou Ferigno said Chuck is the fittest man he ever worked out with and that he couldn't keep up with him. Chuck's resting pulse rate was 36 at one time!
Once when I was swimming in the ocean, I was scared shitless when I thought I saw Chuck Norris in the water ! You can imagine my relief when I saw it was only a great white shark !
Chuck Norris is a six time undefeated world champion. The training Chuck did in his prime was insane and to still be able to these moves at 59 and beyond says how tough he really is. Martial arts teaches you to hold in your emotions but that does not mean in a real fight he wouldn't kick your ass. Bruce Lees legend sometimes overshadows the facts, the facts are that Chuck had height, reach, and an weight advantage and would most likely win a real fight.
Plus he's the last disciple in a line that goes back to the legendary Ip Man, who taught Bruce Lee. Bruce, of course, taught Chuck. In some ways it's a pity Chuck hasn't taken a disciple.
Now that's a true master of martial arts. Preferring to avoid fighting, but knowing that sometimes you might not be able to avoid fighting and when you do fight, not going out of your way to be nasty because you understand there could be consequences if you get too nasty.
If my math is right, Chuck was 63 at the time of this filming. And if that's Chuck himself executing that beautiful jump spinning kick @ 2:48 and not a fight double then, the man is even more awesome than we think he is already;.
When you worked with Bruce Lee, Jean Claude Van Damme and Other Top Martial Artists in History in Real Life you are the Real Deal. In the United States Air Force 1958-1962 15th Air Force 22d Bombardment Group 452d Troop Carrier Wing Airman First Class . That's what Chuck Norris is. Chuck Norris and Jean Claude Van Damme like Bruce Lee are the Real Deal not just Actors. Chuck Norris is also a humble God fearing Christian man too.
1:08 "Look, I can't live up to the way I am on the screen, okay? I mean, really think about it, Jimmy, if someone hits you over the head with a chair, you'd be in a coma". 😂
Nah. He's too nice to kick an animal. More likely the cow expects him by schedule, milks herself. The milk is mysteriously churned by the time he's there to collect it.
God was originally planning on taking a month to create the Universe. Chuck Norris gave him a week. He finished it in six days just to be on the safe side.
I realize this statement was not intended for anything more than fun. GOD doesn't change his plan for anyone or anything. Please be careful how you word a statement about GOD. IT COULD BE BLASPHEMY. That's the unforgivable sin. Taking the mark of the beast is also blasphemy . Not that it was brought up in your statement. My point is please be careful when putting GOD IN ANY STATEMENT. PLEASE.
There is no God, there is no plan, there is no blasphemy, there is no sin, there is no beast. God is a creation of men used as a tool to control other men. Now I understand that people need hope, love and faith to remain mentally healthy. But those three things can be pure, they do not need to be flavored by fiction. The Church has a history of change, which it shouldn't have. The word of God is absolute right? So why does the Church keep amending its policies and still insist they're the word of God? Did God change his mind? No, they say it's a "misinterpretation of scripture". Scripture that was written by, you guessed it, MEN. Please wake up, take the red pill. It's all bullshit darling.
I've heard some people say Chuck didn't do his own stunts in this clip, which is true. If he did, those guys would be dead, and that wouldn't have went over well for the company that produced the show.
+Comickid15 if he did actually round house kick the guy he would have either exploded on contact or at this very moment he would still be hurtling through space and time...>_>...
That is not Chuck it is Chip Wright who does his stunt doubling and in Walker Texas Ranger. He always did the jump spinning wheel kick when Chuck got older. Chuck can still do it but probably chooses not to at his age as he might get injured quicker and is less flexible. I know Chuck very well and my instructor's instructor trained with him under the same Tang Soo Do Association.
I always thought the spinning kick was too nice to be done by norris. if you see norris actually doing that kick in all his movies it's really different (not very agile)
Someone once pointed a loaded handgun at Chuck Norris and fired.. and the bullet went through the gun backwards and killed the guy holding the gun. The end.
I met him once and legit was like talking to an old friendly neighbor you havent seen in a while. Just real laid back guy and very friendly
He may be a Karate champion and a movie star but he's still a normal guy ❤
@@lolohets6467 they say under his beard, there is no chin, only another fist
@jlogan2228 my instructors did a movie with Chuck sidekicks
Met him once, never said I knew who he was, just two guys getting through the crowd. He was just a friendly guy minding his own business and smiling. Good guy.
I've met him, too, with his brother. Nice man, very good humored.
Watching that spinning kick put me in ICU for a week when this first aired im just now recovering!!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Only one problem....Chuck Norris has never cried.
Jimmy came that close to making him cry. Ergo Jimmy is a Demigod.
Chuck norris caught the corona virus. The virus is now in quarantine
Rumor has it that Chuck Norris birthed himself out of the alien
@@99mrpogi :-D :-D
😆😆
Man he looks great for his age. I met him once. He is super humble and friendly.
He’s the real
Deal, he was a good person before the fame, and a true martial artist
luscent 3737, about 30 years ago, he was making a movie in Atlanta. At the end of the day, when they wrapped, he stuck around for 2 hours signing autographs and taking photos with fans. Super great guy!
Bruce Lee made him humble by ripping a handful of hair from his chest.
I am jealous that you actually got to meet him !!! That is great! 😊👍
But did he give you a round house to the face?
Chuck Norris vs the about 8 guys, that's really unfair for the 8 guys.
I know. Chuck should have at least tied his arms and legs together, then fought with the fist he keeps hidden in his beard.
+azraelangelofred its still unfair, chuck need to fight only with pinky finger
Hoho Koko He wanted to give a delightful show. Some of these clowns have the HONOR of saying they lost their lives to a Chuck Norris jump kick. That's an honor no mere mortal DESERVES, Hoho Koko. They should be grateful.
and if they didn't die, because Chuck Norris let them not to die, they have radioactive cancer from Chuck Atomic Kick
+Brian
Whatever
You don’t break up with Chuck Norris.....he breaks up with you!
Chuck Norris is awesome! Yes he's a great figher and actor, but my favorite thing about Chuck is how he's helped so many kids in school and against drug pier pressure through his martial arts. He's been such a great teacher for them. I support Kickstart Kids 100 percent. As Chuck says, today's youth are tomorrow's leaders and they deserve a healthy and productive lifestyle.
You are correct
It should be "peer pressure" not "pier". Jetties don't try to convince people to do drugs.
@@John-re2qw What's funny is, I sometimes try so hard not to spell words wrong that I end up spelling them wrong anyway. Lol
@@nathannelson6843 : You guys are so funny. I haven't laughed for a while but this was my trigger point.
😆😀😆😀😆😀😆😀
I heard he used stunt doubles for laughing scenes
Chuck Norris stunt double is Chuck Norris
😂😂😂😂
He uses stunt doubles for crying scenes. Chuck Norris has NEVER cried
Hahaha
@@kamzrevs3536 I heard when chuck Norris participated in the squid games, he caused the statue to self destruct
Definitely the most famous person I've ever met. Him and his wife couldn't have been nicer or more generous with their time.
Chuck Norris took a CPR class and actually brought the dummy to life.
Hahahaha that’s a good one
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his bedroom, he's not dead, just afraid to move.
lol hahahahah
True
Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about catching Covid-19, Covid-19 has to worry about catching Chuck Norris
Chuck norris does not survive an outbreak of epidemics and pandemics. Epidemics and pandemics are trying to survive an outbreak of chuck norris
💯😂
while it's true that most of badass stuff he does that defies logic isn't real, he DID master like, three different martial arts AND create one, and he DID serve in the military. so he actually is kind of a badass in real life.
Tony Atrache, exactly. The dude is in his seventies but he is still tougher than most guys half his age.
He was a 6 time world karate champion 👍
Anyone knows how many martial arts disciplines he can handle? I mean, which ones???
I wouldn't piss off Chuck Norris would you??!!
Tony Atrache and the only person he has ever lost to was Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris grabs big mans finger with his right hand,but when he brings him down hes holding big mans finger with his left hand. How is this possible...because he is Chuck Norris.
Rayen-Ayoub Chakra great comment
Infinity times infinity equals Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has two left hands
@Silvo Manuel That's what they want you to think.
Good catch man!
Still, for an 81 year old, Chuck is someone I still wouldn’t pick a fight with. A 6 time karate champion. A wise man knows when not to mess with a badass! Especially Chuck Norris!
Chuck at 81 can still beat up many at 21.
Buba lost to Chuck. No one loses to Buba.
I think he's in his 70s
@@maryellenshock83
and he really hung with bruce lee in a skirmish after making "Way of the Dragon"....i still wouldnt mess with this man if he rolled up in a wheel chair lol👍🏿thanks for sharing!👍🏿
Chuck Norris, putting the laughter in manslaughter.
That's one of the funnier lines I've heard recently!
Love that one.
Chuck Norris blood type is AK-47
SayMyName Ice-Zen-Berg that just made my day
SayMyName Ice-Zen-Berg no it be more like howitzer as 762x39 does not pack enough power not to mention it's not American enough
No such thang!!!!!!!!!
Nope, it's M-16 or maybe even M-4 or M-2.
But if he had a blood transfusion with the blood of little girl Jesse-Jane McParland, he would no longer be the weakest man in the world but the runner up strongest in the world. And he could also become a true world champion in martial arts.
When I got into law enforcement our defensive tactics instructor was a little guy, maybe 5'3 or so, 7th degree black belt, goes to Japan every year for more training. This guy did some demos for us, and to us, and I'm telling you, the guy reminded me a lot of Chuck Norris. You see someone in real life with that level of training doing real things or in our cases, they did some of the grappling, submission moves TO us, and it's amazing how you see someone get compliance by grabbing a finger, a pressure point. The finger trick is my favorite, I've used it and it works like a damn charm when properly applied.
I heard the boogie man checks under his bed for chuck Norris.
@Heavy Metal Rules But John Wick checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
......and Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Gary Busey
I heard that Chuck norris does not avoid being hunted by the predator. The Predator avoids being hunted by chuck norris
I think you're confusing him with John Wick.
😏 either him or Charles Bronson.
Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection..
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Chuck Norris had his legendary fighting career,
Un vrai régal !
Not in the real World.
been seeing this scene many times, but it's still hilarious to me... nobody's looking for troubles... that's the best part...!!
The reverse spinning horizontal back strike, punching methods, and short, inside powerful kicks are all part of Chuck's repoirtoire he used to kick ass in the ring. Chuck is an extremely tough proven championship fighter. I have personally known several. God Bless, Chuck.
Yup. Love the spinning backfist.
When Chuck Norris drives by a cemetery he smiles and says, "Good times, Good times!"
because the one buried there isn't people those are chuck Norris
They were going to name a street after Chuck Norris......But Nobody Crosses Chuck Norris!!!!!!
Nice one!
If they ever DID name a street after him, it probably would be the safest street in America... Or the hardest 😆
Except BRUCE LEE.....coincidence......
The grim reaper lives in fear that someday he may hear a knock at the door and open it to find Chuck has come for him.
Freddy Krueger lives in fear that he might encounter chuck norris in his dreams.
A real American hero!!! 👍 I am always a huge fan! In the Movies or in person Norris is really a great person!! My only question is why isn't there more great people like him in America!! A person I always admired and looked up to. I would like to tell Chuck thank you for all the wonderful movies and actually making my life better!
The bartender doesn't have the balls to make Chuck Norris pay for the damage to his bar.
He doesn't need to. Chuck came back after the final shot and MADE the bar tidy itself up with a single glare.
No, he made arrangements to pay Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris forced the thugs to pay for the damages
He made both the thugs and owner pay 😂
The bartender sold videos of the fight for $15.00 each and opened in a new location .
Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence?
I think not!!!
@@enigmaticbeing7703 Dammit you beat me to it
Chuck Norris was born March 10, 1940, but your point is good.
@@georgechristoff7172 Then it took them 5 years and 2 months to debate whether or not to surrender.
@@georgechristoff7172 exactly 2 months later the nazi's invaded the Netherlands where I live
"I heard Chuck Norris is so tough; there's no chin under his beard, only another fist." Peter Griffin on Family Guy.
What show was this?
@@bryancooper2247 family guy
Chuck Norris then punches Brian with his third fist
Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay HIM.
Chuck Norris is so bad, He doesn't need to even turn on the water to take a shower. He just looks at the nozzle and it starts to cry.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
Bullet proof vests wear chuck for protection
death itself scared by chuck
Chuck irons his own pants.........while he is wearing them.
Tommy Truth Lmao, best comment here.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
This goes to show, never ever ever, doubt Chuck Norris.
That spinning jump back hook kick was impressive 👌
Thats a Stuntdouble
@@texxhexx8808no it wasn’t.
What about the spinning slap
When Chuck does pushups the Earth moves down.
Chuck Norris was once gored by a bull. The bull is now in a coma
Vintage Chuck Norris at 2:48!
Legit. That wasn't a stuntman.
He even helps the next guy to make sure he clears the bar counter.
Lol unless he de aged himself it’s a stunt guy. Shame I was hoping it was him
@@dirgramsey6132 That's definitely Chuck.
@@nicetna2010 this guy stuntman name is Chip Wright
He's so tough even his nightmares are scared of him
Super heroes read Chuck Norris Comics!
Chuck was having an off day here. They all survived lol
This is the best fighting scene of Chuck I’ve ever seen. “You had your chance.” -Chuck Norris-
Like they say : Never judge a book by it's cover. Or like in Chuck's case : Never underestimate an 80s action movie star and skilled martial artist
I attended the Chuck Norris karate school in Norfolk Va in the early 80's while stationed at the Naval base. Missed meeting him by a couple of days. Had to deploy when he came into town to test one of his 2nd degree instructors. His discipline is Tang Soo Do (or Doo). Basically when you block a kick or punch, you knock the shit out of them while blocking. Defense turns into offense kind of thing. Loved it. Actually bought a pair of the "Chuck Norris Action Jeans". Had an elastic crotch so you could do those kicks easier. They were stolen. Good memories.
Damn I think the chair ran away from Chuck Norris's foot into the man!
Lol
That was a smooth kick.😅
cats have Chuck like reflexes.
Lmao
Cats are far too slow
Chuck Norris once produced sound in a vacuum. He did it by clapping his hands. The event became known as The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norrised
Hahaha , good one.
When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
@@tommytruth7595 Freddie Krueger is having chuck norris nightmares
hahahah
Chuck Norris wears a hat to protect the sun.
An all American legend ! Hope he stays healthy & well for a long long time ! His popularity is global !
Nice to see that Chuck can still do effective jump back spin kicks.
as a king
just be glad he didn't do a roundhouse kick
2:47 Those who do martial arts know how good that kick actually is and how hard it is to pull off in trousers like those!
Ummm, unknown Asian heritage?
alfa-psik
That is not Chuck it is Chip Wright who does his stunt doubling and
in Walker Texas Ranger. He always did the jump spinning wheel kick when
Chuck got older. Chuck can still do it but probably chooses not to at
his age as he might get injured quicker and is less flexible. I know
Chuck very well and my instructor's instructor trained with him under
the same Tang Soo Do Association.
It's "movie jeans". You used to be able to buy them in the back of martial arts magazines and they are basically stretchy denim.
Beautiful kick it was... it’s definitely chuck throwing the kick.
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get mad, because the Chuck Norris stare is scary enough
When Hulk met Chuck Norris he signed up for anger mamagement therapy the very next day.
Not bad
Lou Ferigno said Chuck is the fittest man he ever worked out with and that he couldn't keep up with him. Chuck's resting pulse rate was 36 at one time!
Chuck norris. Had a staring contest with the sun and the sun lost.
hahahah these comments are killing me.
I also like Chuck for his sense of humor as well as his ability to kick butt!
Real fact: Chuck Norris died in 2009. Death is still working up the courage to let him know.
I had the pleasure of meeting Chuck Norris at the Tarrant County Courthouse in Fort Worth during the filming of Walker Texas Ranger. Really cool guy.
I envy you
Once when I was swimming in the ocean, I was scared shitless when I thought I saw Chuck Norris in the water ! You can imagine my relief when I saw it was only a great white shark !
You were of course afraid that Chuck Norris had peed and pooped in the water because he was chased by a shrimp
Chuck Norris is a six time undefeated world champion. The training Chuck did in his prime was insane and to still be able to these moves at 59 and beyond says how tough he really is. Martial arts teaches you to hold in your emotions but that does not mean in a real fight he wouldn't kick your ass. Bruce Lees legend sometimes overshadows the facts, the facts are that Chuck had height, reach, and an weight advantage and would most likely win a real fight.
Plus he's the last disciple in a line that goes back to the legendary Ip Man, who taught Bruce Lee. Bruce, of course, taught Chuck. In some ways it's a pity Chuck hasn't taken a disciple.
Lol I love the way that guy said "Dirtbag like me".
Not always you can see Chuck Norris smiling
That s one of this moments , thank you x33
Chuck Norris goes to Hell, and Satan goes into witness protection.
Fighting back to back with Chuck Norris. I wonder what it feels like...
Feeling guilty letting Chuck do all the work
Haseo Xth I would watch me back just in case to
Better then having sex with Aphrodite or Marilyn monroe
Haseo Xth Chuck Morris don't
It feels like Thanos being your butler.
Upon knowing that Chuck Norris was enlisted for World War II, all of the countries made peace with one another.
? he was just born that was enough, also none can enlist him for anything.
I like how the chairs fall apart, like they're made of Balsa wood.
Look at him move, never thought he could do it like that his age, remarkable.
@@J.J.McQuade well spotted ! They should have put gel on his hair. 😄
chuck norris maybe a badass but he is also a regular guy on the inside and just wants to live his life and respect that
just like keenu reeves that's actors like them are loved and respected
Death had a "near Chuck" experience!
was waiting for the roundhouse kick. wasnt disappointed
The one full round kick wasn't him..Lol!!
what would be even more amazing is if they were standing in a circle when he did that and he took them all out with just that kick
@@jcjc248 The first one was terrible
@@elephantsmemory3142 it was ok it was to the gut..
@@jcjc248 Chudan or not it was shite
Now that's a true master of martial arts. Preferring to avoid fighting, but knowing that sometimes you might not be able to avoid fighting and when you do fight, not going out of your way to be nasty because you understand there could be consequences if you get too nasty.
If my math is right, Chuck was 63 at the time of this filming. And if that's Chuck himself executing that beautiful jump spinning kick @ 2:48 and not a fight double then, the man is even more awesome than we think he is already;.
He did walker TV movie “ trail by fire “ at 65 and looked strong .. wish he had given us more walker in the time period
Yep your both right with the age.
MAN THAT KICK AT 2:49 WAS SWEEEEETTTT!
TV magic
that wasn't chuck
that wasn't chuck
that is Chuck Norris...you stupid idiot
sw1000xg
Ok whatever you say stupid guy
If the old lady says “Where’s the beef?”, then Chuck Norris will find it for her.
being both a really tough guy and a down to earth family man is probably the most idealistic version of masculinity a man could achieve
i hope these guys realize that while he is one of the best action movie stars of all times, he's also a 6 time world martial arts champion.
In Karate or some other B.S. He is not a good fighter.
Saying he is good at karate is like saying he is good at dance. There is no connection to real fighting.
David Austin Please stop you have no clue about fighting and respect. ANY fighter of any discipline would love to spar with Chuck Norris.
Know a little about fighting. And respect is earned
David Austin Why do say Karate has no connection to real fighting? I'm asking out of curiosity.
I loved this episode. One of my favorites. "Little bunny fufu hoppin' in a forest" lol
"Not so tough in real life."-LOL!!!!!!!So epic...
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the ocean get Chuck-Norrised
This is hilarious!! I laughed so hard!
Bruce Lee would find this scene hilarious 😂
When you worked with Bruce Lee, Jean Claude Van Damme and Other Top Martial Artists in History in Real Life you are the Real Deal. In the United States Air Force
1958-1962 15th Air Force 22d Bombardment Group 452d Troop Carrier Wing Airman First Class
. That's what Chuck Norris is. Chuck Norris and Jean Claude Van Damme like Bruce Lee are the Real Deal not just Actors. Chuck Norris is also a humble God fearing Christian man too.
Chuck Norris got COVID-19 - the virus is still recovering in ICU.
One day, Superman and Chuck Norris met to find out who is tougher.
Loser got to wear his underpants over his pajamas...
I can't tell you how much I love this. Yeah, Chuck Norris and 8 guys. Unfair odds for the 8 guys! :)
1:08 "Look, I can't live up to the way I am on the screen, okay? I mean, really think about it, Jimmy, if someone hits you over the head with a chair, you'd be in a coma". 😂
Chuck Norris doesn't buy butter... he roundhouse kicks a cow and the milk comes out churned.
Nah. He's too nice to kick an animal. More likely the cow expects him by schedule, milks herself. The milk is mysteriously churned by the time he's there to collect it.
Chuck Norris once sneezed the result was the grand canyon
Boyoftrick_90
Along with the entire world
I take it the Marianas Trench was gastric then....
God was originally planning on taking a month to create the Universe. Chuck Norris gave him a week. He finished it in six days just to be on the safe side.
I realize this statement was not intended for anything more than fun. GOD doesn't change his plan for anyone or anything. Please be careful how you word a statement about GOD. IT COULD BE BLASPHEMY. That's the unforgivable sin. Taking the mark of the beast is also blasphemy . Not that it was brought up in your statement. My point is please be careful when putting GOD IN ANY STATEMENT. PLEASE.
There is no God, there is no plan, there is no blasphemy, there is no sin, there is no beast. God is a creation of men used as a tool to control other men. Now I understand that people need hope, love and faith to remain mentally healthy. But those three things can be pure, they do not need to be flavored by fiction. The Church has a history of change, which it shouldn't have. The word of God is absolute right? So why does the Church keep amending its policies and still insist they're the word of God? Did God change his mind? No, they say it's a "misinterpretation of scripture". Scripture that was written by, you guessed it, MEN. Please wake up, take the red pill. It's all bullshit darling.
Helicopters have now been renamed Chuck Norris Skyriders. They don't fly, they beat the air into submission!
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck norris doesnt need a watch. He makes up his own time.
I've heard some people say Chuck didn't do his own stunts in this clip, which is true. If he did, those guys would be dead, and that wouldn't have went over well for the company that produced the show.
+Comickid15 if he did actually round house kick the guy he would have either exploded on contact or at this very moment he would still be hurtling through space and time...>_>...
That is not Chuck it is Chip Wright who does his stunt doubling and
in Walker Texas Ranger. He always did the jump spinning wheel kick when
Chuck got older. Chuck can still do it but probably chooses not to at
his age as he might get injured quicker and is less flexible. I know
Chuck very well and my instructor's instructor trained with him under
the same Tang Soo Do Association.
I always thought the spinning kick was too nice to be done by norris. if you see norris actually doing that kick in all his movies it's really different (not very agile)
Probably a bit to old for it today, but he would have done it until fairly recently i'd bet
Alot of scenes in walker texas Ranger they show a fight scene from behind "Chuck" or afar as it's really a stunt double when he got older.
Chuck Norris tried to come out with a line of toilet paper, but the product failed because it wouldn't take crap from anybody
☻🤠
Just like in the movies. They always wait their turn and come in one at a time.
In a brawl, people can be hurt. That's the reason movie fights are choreographed.
@@knucklesdragon4040 That's not the reason, pinhead. Movie fights are fantasy, because real fights are the brawl.
what do you mean 'this wasnt a movie'?
…you kidding, right?
@@9some TV...Movie...The same. Come on man. It wasn't SNL.
Someone once pointed a loaded handgun at Chuck Norris and fired.. and the bullet went through the gun backwards and killed the guy holding the gun.
The end.
Now THAT is a smart bullet
I thought chuck norris killed his would be assassin by labeling the bullet with a return to sender note
This has to the funniest thing I ever seen. In real life, Chuck is a very humble man. It's really what amrtial arts is supposed to be about.
Every time Chuck Norris goes bowling, he karate kicks the bowling ball.
Thanks for posting the video,
at the end, I laughed a lot
it was pretty funny.
Despite his persona , he Lead's The Purest of Lifestyles !