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  • Dan's "smart" kids never want to sit quietly and watch an eight hour "Criminal Minds" marathon.
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  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 Před 8 lety +104

    If you haven't heard any of Dan Cummins other jokes, do so. This guy has the best practical joke ideas and is overall one of the most clever comedians out there.

  • @jorgemuniz4507
    @jorgemuniz4507 Před 8 lety +125

    This is what you call a GOOD comedian, barely showed nerves and great storytelling

    • @FoodLiquorCool
      @FoodLiquorCool Před 8 lety +2

      +jorge muniz Yeah his stuff has been great, esp his 1 hour comedy special

    • @jorgemuniz4507
      @jorgemuniz4507 Před 8 lety +4

      +FoodLiquorCool Cool I need to check it out.

    • @user-kb7oe5wr7c
      @user-kb7oe5wr7c Před 7 lety +1

      He has good delivery, but his jokes were meh.

    • @johns5638
      @johns5638 Před 5 lety

      @@FoodLiquorCool Which one?

    • @mattheww7672
      @mattheww7672 Před 4 lety +2

      He's got 2 great podcasts, with another on the way! Check out Timesuck, Scared to Death, and the third will release next month. Tons of jokes and skits, you'll love something or everything about it.

  • @kuritech
    @kuritech Před 5 lety +124

    Hail Lucifina, hail Bojangles

    • @jiggymoondust
      @jiggymoondust Před 4 lety

      Christopher Taylor showbiz

    • @besteversammi5493
      @besteversammi5493 Před 4 lety +1

      Load the Greg, aim the Greg, FIRE THE GREG!!!!🥰🥰

    • @patrickswafford1906
      @patrickswafford1906 Před 4 lety +3

      All praise tripple m

    • @owlisking
      @owlisking Před 3 lety +2

      Praise be to triple m and reverend doctor joe paisley for keeping the script

    • @caboose5056
      @caboose5056 Před 3 lety +1

      You don’t hail lucifina he made that mistake once. HAIL NIMROD

  • @ElMoShApPiNeSs
    @ElMoShApPiNeSs Před 8 lety +76

    "CAUSE I GOTTA NARROW THE GAP"

  • @greckendale
    @greckendale Před 6 lety +65

    Hail Nimrod!

  • @ChainedGraboid
    @ChainedGraboid Před 8 lety +226

    We need more of this guy!

  • @FishSticksToontown
    @FishSticksToontown Před 8 lety +22

    "You'll stop getting mercury fish when you stop knowing that the fish tastes like mercury"

  • @abilarsen2720
    @abilarsen2720 Před 6 lety +19

    I'm friends with his son Kyler and he's just as funny as his dad. Me and my friends all love him.

  • @andreyka64
    @andreyka64 Před 8 lety +18

    He is my favorite comedian. Found him on Pandora a while back and he's fantastic.

  • @skinnybuddha8988
    @skinnybuddha8988 Před 3 lety +4

    Have seen him live 3 times, listen to his podcast all the time, and absolutely one of my favorite comedians.

    • @verstumfung43
      @verstumfung43 Před rokem

      Sat front row at the taping of his "Get out of Here of Here Devil" Special!

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 8 lety +6

    THIS GUY WAS SO MEAN SPIRITED. I LOVE IT! Hahahahah!

  • @autumshade88
    @autumshade88 Před 8 lety +16

    Stared the whole time at his damn fine beard. 10/10

  • @orenthalsimpson
    @orenthalsimpson Před 6 lety +17

    Put it in your lunchbox Shirley

  • @lucaslothbrook5388
    @lucaslothbrook5388 Před 5 lety +3

    I thought this was a different Dan Cummins and almost didnt click on it. Dude gained some lbs!

  • @E_l_l_i_e
    @E_l_l_i_e Před 8 lety +5

    eight-hour criminal minds marathon. i can so relate. awesome job, man!

  • @TheReal7Bit
    @TheReal7Bit Před 8 lety +90

    This could've been Louie CK material if Louie would be happily married haha. The dumb kids joke was great!

    • @juliathiessen5221
      @juliathiessen5221 Před 8 lety +1

      +Mr. Tulip This is Louis CK material - at least the piece about listening to your wife's shitty stories. Except Louie imitates his wife.

    • @BlackPlated
      @BlackPlated Před 8 lety +4

      +Julia Thiessen It's not like Louis invented the "listening to your wife" joke.

    • @user-kb7oe5wr7c
      @user-kb7oe5wr7c Před 7 lety +1

      Louis is much better than this guy. That was quite mediocre.

    • @valhalla1240
      @valhalla1240 Před 7 lety

      yeah or if Louie CK wasn't original or funny...

    • @mondoenriquez6797
      @mondoenriquez6797 Před 7 lety

      Dan Cummings is great. I love his delivery

  • @lightups1d
    @lightups1d Před 8 lety +24

    That guy is hilarious.

  • @RunningRiotRich
    @RunningRiotRich Před 8 lety +19

    Dan Cummins is too funny.

  • @Jridgen
    @Jridgen Před 8 lety +2

    PERFECT timing and delivery.

  • @vahnn0
    @vahnn0 Před 8 lety +13

    Once again, I never lol'd, but this is hands-down one of my favorite comedians I've seen lately. I did bust a gut at "...when you start telling better, shorter stories," though.
    More of this guy!

  • @heawin88
    @heawin88 Před 8 lety +1

    I've missed him for years I can't wait for more of this stuff

  • @LeoH65
    @LeoH65 Před 8 lety +28

    I would have liked to hear the names of those jokes, as per usual Dan Cummins style.

  • @jadendodd8055
    @jadendodd8055 Před 5 lety +1

    “I didn’t realize you baked me shame biscuits”

  • @Ur-_-Killa-TV
    @Ur-_-Killa-TV Před 5 lety +7

    I found this guy on pandora before he was really famous!
    Who wants my autograph?

    • @ryanhiga3
      @ryanhiga3 Před 3 lety +1

      Same lol crazy with a capital F was a great record:')

    • @ryanhiga3
      @ryanhiga3 Před 3 lety +1

      We also remember him from when he had his first wife! Before he got a divorce!

    • @heathenllama7886
      @heathenllama7886 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm the same way. I listened to all of his stuff years ago on Pandora and, to this day, he's still got some of my favorite jokes and comedic bits of all time. "Here come the Spoons" and "Jury Duty" are still two of my all-time favorite bits.

  • @readneuromancerbywilliamgi6761

    I watched like 5 comedy specials so far on Conan's channel in the past hour or so and didnt bother to comment on any of them they were all just ok, some bad.. but this guy is the first one I gotta comment and say wow, really funny, great freaking set and I laughed a lot. Will love to see this guy around in the future. He should go on Legion of Skanks or Opie and Jim Norton Show

  • @skippiescrunch
    @skippiescrunch Před 8 lety +5

    Just looooovvve this.

  • @ABRASILERA17
    @ABRASILERA17 Před 7 lety

    Fantastic!

  • @CEEEEEEEEENA
    @CEEEEEEEEENA Před 8 lety +10

    Looks like an older non hollywood version of Ben Affleck , but all in all great stand up comedy ..

  • @jean-paulfaye7794
    @jean-paulfaye7794 Před 8 lety +1

    well done...well done!

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 Před 8 lety +1

    It's a familiar subject but with his own hilarious spin--this guy's great!

  • @007NowOnline
    @007NowOnline Před 8 lety +2

    LMFAO!! This was so freaking funny!!

  • @cesarrondon7629
    @cesarrondon7629 Před 8 lety +13

    Dan Cummins had to tone it down a bit for Conan, but was still his funny self. Comedy needs more Dan Cummings and Tom Johnagin. I hate this generic unintelligent crap thats mostly just over the top acting.

    • @papasmurfzable
      @papasmurfzable Před 8 lety +1

      +Cesar Rondon I think he's a funny guy, but he pretty much tells the same generic jokes that the vast majority of comedians do.

    • @dustinalecxander8647
      @dustinalecxander8647 Před 3 lety

      He'll turn out well give him a few years

  • @samuelevans7575
    @samuelevans7575 Před 8 lety

    Please post more stand-up! This guy was awesome!

  • @slinkeepy
    @slinkeepy Před 8 lety +1

    The final line was brilliant

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis Před 6 lety

    The crowd wasn't expecting for it to get that dark, hahaha~

  • @eliasfelekeify
    @eliasfelekeify Před 4 lety

    i saw this guy live in 2004. My first stand up comedy. He sold his CD for $10 or $15 and I've a signed CD. wow. he had a long hair and played guitar. abslutely fantastic. If i remember correctly he is married to a scientist lol

  • @Chandler17447
    @Chandler17447 Před 8 lety +1

    one of my favorite and underrated comedians

  • @K13Good
    @K13Good Před 8 lety

    Nice guy. Got to meet him when he was in Utah few weeks back.

  • @davetbrunner
    @davetbrunner Před 8 lety

    This is a man I can get behind. Take it either way you like. What I'm trying to say is this man is fantastic.

  • @Badtaste21
    @Badtaste21 Před 8 lety +2

    You should invite him again, he's great!

  • @logike77
    @logike77 Před 3 lety

    He's awesome.

  • @faboze
    @faboze Před 8 lety

    Very very good well done

  • @CWeaveLyrical
    @CWeaveLyrical Před 8 lety

    I hear him on Pandora a lot and he's pretty hilarious. Cool to see him on here.

  • @MarilynMonday
    @MarilynMonday Před 5 lety

    Shame biscuits!!! 😂😂😂

  • @timothypelletier6908
    @timothypelletier6908 Před 8 lety +2

    wow that was hilarious best comedian in a while

  • @rahhhbkdx1
    @rahhhbkdx1 Před 8 lety

    Dan Cummins is up there with my favorite comedians of all time but he never gets enough attention. A seriously smart, creative, and funny dude.

  • @RonnieGreher
    @RonnieGreher Před 6 lety

    Good stuff Dan.

  • @noisemagician
    @noisemagician Před 8 lety

    He is brilliant:)

  • @mhmnorris
    @mhmnorris Před 8 lety

    That was a great closer!

  • @1CivilRightsActivist
    @1CivilRightsActivist Před 8 lety

    Hilarious! Great talent!

  • @tbwatch88
    @tbwatch88 Před 7 lety

    love him.

  • @lucaslothbrook5388
    @lucaslothbrook5388 Před 5 lety

    Shame biscuits!!!! Hahahaha

  • @DL-ty4cu
    @DL-ty4cu Před 8 lety +1

    holy shit. fiance wisdom. so good.

  • @thomasring67
    @thomasring67 Před 8 lety +1

    "I love meat I love to live. I call ribs"
    I haven't seen this guy in a while
    I'm glad he's back

  • @sockhopper
    @sockhopper Před rokem +1

    Absolutely perfect, would change a thing. 3/5.

  • @Manga_ManX
    @Manga_ManX Před 8 lety +1

    I remember this guy from comedy central presents back when he was a skinny little twig with long hair and no beard. Dude looks totally different now, but he's just as fuckin funny XD I wonder if the property of King Cummins the Magnificent has taken over an more of his neighborhood

  • @StimYuLus
    @StimYuLus Před 8 lety +3

    lmfao this guy is hilarious

  • @alecisseri6502
    @alecisseri6502 Před 8 lety

    This guy is relatable af!

  • @THExPOPEXIX
    @THExPOPEXIX Před 6 lety

    I love Dan but I gotta say I laughed hardest at Conan's ending bit

  • @mattheww7672
    @mattheww7672 Před 3 lety +3

    Hail Nimrod! And praise Bojangles!

  • @ChevalNektosha
    @ChevalNektosha Před 8 lety

    Give this guy his own show

  • @sunnieshell
    @sunnieshell Před 5 lety +1

    Son: Why's this fish taste like mercury?
    Dad: B/c I gotta narrow the gap... "you'll stop getting mercury fish, when you know your ish doesnt tastes like mercury!"
    Lol

  • @emmacuss2979
    @emmacuss2979 Před 10 měsíci

    So i went down a rabbit hole watching all your comedy, since my eyes were bleeding, but, your voice has changed, and now im stuck on this video. I also dont know how to use grammar 😂

  • @ItsTheGhettoFRESH
    @ItsTheGhettoFRESH Před 8 lety +1

    It's a Louis CK lookalike who also resembles Nick Offerman. Nice.

  • @xCypres
    @xCypres Před 8 lety +2

    what if your friend is duct taped to a wall at the end of a long hallway

  • @MaNuK323.
    @MaNuK323. Před 8 lety +2

    Funny haha

  • @adrianpiedra1226
    @adrianpiedra1226 Před 4 lety

    Shame biscuits 😂🌞

  • @nmrizig
    @nmrizig Před 8 lety

    Can someone tell me what type or brand of watch he's wearing?

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ Před 8 lety +3

    He was good

  • @ztmusic09
    @ztmusic09 Před 8 lety +5

    Check out his "Crazy With A Capital F" stand up. It's hilarious!

  • @mnash247
    @mnash247 Před 8 lety +1

    Str8 savage

  • @kemarrookwood3774
    @kemarrookwood3774 Před 8 lety +3

    this guy was really funny

  • @jeremyedmond3095
    @jeremyedmond3095 Před 8 lety

    I havent heard any of Dan's new stuff, but it seemed like he cleaned it up a bit for tv. Still pretty good though.

  • @CountArtorias
    @CountArtorias Před 8 lety +5

    I wonder how infuriating it must be to have that last name..

  • @delljohnson5645
    @delljohnson5645 Před 11 měsíci

    Cummins for president 🎉

  • @audicsr6238
    @audicsr6238 Před 8 lety

    I see the name cummins,I know I was gonna love this shit

  • @Cincystone
    @Cincystone Před 6 lety +1

    Those watching in the future, Dan has a great podcast on iTunes called TimeSuck. Check it out!

  • @poopandfartjokes
    @poopandfartjokes Před 4 lety

    Not sure what’s funnier. Dan’s set or the fact that he did the entire thing to the wrong camera.

  • @ShakespearsCyst
    @ShakespearsCyst Před 10 měsíci

    Omg he's just a baby! You can tell he's nervous.

  • @MLSCFOREVER
    @MLSCFOREVER Před 6 lety

    hi Team Coco

  • @benburnett2706
    @benburnett2706 Před 2 lety

    Think about that professor

  • @ansiaaa
    @ansiaaa Před 8 lety +2

    this guy is funny, but I think he would be better if he delivered his lines in a faster drier way, kinda like Mitch Hedberg

  • @jimmapes3641
    @jimmapes3641 Před 4 lety

    That's how they do it in Hollywood! SHOWBIZ!

  • @joedelreal5378
    @joedelreal5378 Před 6 lety

    Thanks Adam Carolla for bringing me here!

  • @nigelbabin2821
    @nigelbabin2821 Před 8 lety

    He's changed so much

  • @powerswish
    @powerswish Před 8 lety

    He's got a Colin Quinn kind of cadence.

  • @leonrider313
    @leonrider313 Před 8 lety

    TENTACLES

  • @Fan7asmo
    @Fan7asmo Před 8 lety

    Finally a comedian who doesnt have to resort to making sex jokes. Good for him.

  • @motorheadbanger90
    @motorheadbanger90 Před 6 lety

    Didn't even recognize him...what a change.

  • @lfdrumming7804
    @lfdrumming7804 Před 8 lety +4

    What's Dan Cummin in today? ;)

  • @thecrackaddict4640
    @thecrackaddict4640 Před 8 lety +1

    Insert joke about his Name. :)

  • @michaelthepsycho
    @michaelthepsycho Před 8 lety

    Oh holy fuck, he fluffed up! I remember when he was a skinny dude on Comedy Central. Still delivering those hits, though!

  • @seifamgad9568
    @seifamgad9568 Před 8 lety

    Okay Okay

  • @mikebee02
    @mikebee02 Před 8 lety

    Great stuff, but that part about poisoning his kid bombed. Interesting to see his other material.

  • @bloodpressurenotgood
    @bloodpressurenotgood Před 8 lety

    funny

  • @carlr6586
    @carlr6586 Před 5 lety

    nimrob jr in dan 👍

  • @patrickswafford1906
    @patrickswafford1906 Před 4 lety +1

    For anyone that doesnt know he has an excellent podcast... Just look up timesuck and thank me later

  • @ChrisXander127
    @ChrisXander127 Před 7 lety

    Woah!!!..... cummins!? What is that!?

  • @lime2107
    @lime2107 Před 4 lety

    Praise be to the Suckmaster! Check out Timesuck Podcast, people. For real.

  • @MrOfeast
    @MrOfeast Před 6 lety

    😂😭