Your Girlfriend Totally Isn't a Zombie [Audio Roleplay] [Confession] [Reverse Comfort] [Wholesome]
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- čas přidán 16. 10. 2022
- Your cute new girlfriend has a secret and you've got suspicions about what it is. After all, her perfume smells like embalming fluid and you just found a severed finger in your bedroom! Of course she denies being undead. Who wouldn't deny being a zombie? Nobody wants to date a monster girl! Luckily, you're willing to support her coming clean.
[F4A] [Established Relationship] [Keeping Secrets] [Denial] [Anxious, Fearful Girlfriend] [Reverse Comfort] [Supportive Listener] [Confessions] [Gentle Teasing] [Tickling] [L-Bombs] [Cooking]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: Shynosaur, with adlibs by me!
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 license
HERE FOR THE BOOS 2: DAY 7! Hey, look! Another slice of life monster girl audio! And our first established relationship roleplay of the event! I hope you enjoy the zany (but wholesome!) comedy of having a zombie gf.
#audioroleplay
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I had someone commenting on mine: "I was worried she only loved me for my body, now I realize she loves me for my 🧠", and this was hilarious, so I decided to share with you in hopes to make you laugh as well 😆😇
😆🤣 Absolutely fantastic. Thanks for sharing!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio glad to make you smile 👌😊
Take your thumbs up and get out.
“Dr Romero, zombie doctor.” Now that’s a subtle joke, but a good one!
Got to love the reference
What's the referance?
@@Lampironstudios215 the first zombie movie, the maker was named Romero
@@BigQ8753 oh ok cool
That one had me in stitches! 😂
Aww, a zombie girl. The only type of woman truly willing to give you her heart.
Definitely the only type who can give it away with it without dying! Uh, again. 🤣
"I'm not infectious!"
You may not be, but your cuteness is!
So adorable!
*"nobody wants to date a monster girl"*
Right, right, ahem, nobody at all and certainly not me. No, not at all... 👀
Yes, absolutely no one I know would be interested in romance with a monster girl! >.>
"Its ok the finger isn't mine" ...........THAT RAISES EVEN MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!
A girlfriend who totally isn't a zombie for a boyfriend who totally isn't a neko, and both of us totally aren't yanderes, and this totally isn't a love potion, isn't out relationship totally normal?
You will live happily ever after in a nice, normal suburb where no one suspects a thing!
When everyones a yandere, NOBODY is.
@@FNWendigo yeah cause then yandere behavior would be normal and you'd have to go above and beyond just to be considered a yandere instead of just simply stabbing someone who looks at your crush
And I totally didn't hide 10 nuclear bombs all over this house.
You've got 1 hour.
@@CHEEZ_22 1 hour to eat all the bombs using mustard?
*Deal*
Your entertaining vocal work has me *in stitches.*
*I'm dying* to know how you worked on it.
Well, what it really comes down to is--waaaait a minute! I see what you did there.
You do gotta watch out for diehard fans though they'll *eat you alive*
Your performance is beautiful in this, so many good moments. The defeated “I’ve been looking for it all day”, the ugly crying “I’m sorry!” after burning the food, the quick happy crying “I love yous”, how embarrassed she is about being bitten on the butt, there are too many sweet and adorable bits in this one! You make her sound so sincere and caring, great job!
Also love the lore of this one, and the connection to the recent vampire video, credit to the writer.
That's ok. People get suspicious of me too when I tell them that I'm just a humble necromancer. All I want is to raise a family.
I almost choked on my food when she started imitating a vampire
Your audios are the best Velvet
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers?"
There are certainly worse secrets to keep from the ones you care for. Padmé learned that when she dropped a twin sized surprise on me after saving Creamy Sheev from Grievous!
(Cut to Padme, literally dropping twin babies on Anakin from a cartoonish height.)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio *camera slow zooms on Anakin, shaking his head* Politicians are supposed to kiss baby's, not drop em' Senator!
🤣
A girlfriend is a zombie now that's interesting definitely need part 2 or 3 definitely wholesome and adorable
Awesome job Miss Velvet! The reference to the vampire roommate audio had me laughing so hard, that my gut hurts a little bit now, lol. Overall, I thought you did a great job with this audio, thank you so much for sharing your wonderful voice with us.
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! The little connection between this and the vampire roommate audio is because Shynosaur wrote both! (As well as the lamia coworker from the week before, actually.) I didn't mean to do a Shynosaur cinematic universe this month, it just sort of worked out that way.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio And I am happy and more than a little flattered you did
Don't you mean to describe this as a slice of unlife monster girl audio?
Oh, sure, get technical on me! 😋
Proceeds to listen to this on repeat because Zombie girls/this story are awesome ^_^
Aw!! That's a wonderful endorsement! I loved this script SO much and I'm glad you do too!
The leather couch similie had me wheezing 💀
This had a lot more feels than I thought it would. First I got sad, then I got happy again. 😊
A skeleton that got shrink wrapped with an old leather couch 🤣
A zombie girlfriend pretending to be a vampire girlfriend was something I didn't know I needed until now. :)
Whole thing was as zany and funny as promised. And of course Dr. Romero. Hat tip to horror movie references.
George will live forever through pop culture references.
Loving the callbacks to earlier videos 😂
I'm glad! I can't take credit for it (Shynosaur wrote every adorable script I've posted on the past couple of Mondays) but I like the little connection too!
There are some Major Netflix Santa Clarita diet vibes and I like it mainly when she has a severed finger and when she had gloves on.
At least she's honest about her emotions, Crying about burning dinner, She's still very sweet.
Vanilla Velvet Audio + Shynosaur = Dream Team
Aw. 💖
Totally agree!
"Dating app for months", "11% would date a zombie", girl, you have no idea how it is to be a guy on a dating app, I wish I had these numbers! -.-
I'm fricken loved the start of this same exact excuses that I would use if I was a zombie
This was absolutely precious, and hilarious. Definitely one of my favorites you've done ^_^
This was such a sweet and funny script 😂 I want to give her all the hugs, even if she’s cold
AWW! TOO WHOLESOME! MUST PROTECC!
uh this was so sweet! you’re such a great actor
I love this it’s so wholesome with our totally not a zombie girlfriend
Your spoopy season vids are either super cute and wholesome or totally terrifying. This falls into the, super cute and wholesome category!!!! Amazing vid!!!!
The versatility of your voice is just amazing! When I first stumbled upon your channel I actually wondered if maybe you were several people.
Okay ngl I find this asmr kinda adorable, nice job!
I keep coming back to this one because your performance is so good.
Aw, thank you so much! Most videos in a back catalog tend to fall off in views, so I'm always glad to learn when one is still getting some love!
This had me rolling on the floor. Great work.
She's so adorable my heart can barely cope. Oh dear 😅🥰
Fantastic job VV!
Vampires are just zombies with capes, how did I not see that until now?
This was funny she was so awkward it was cute. I love the flat comment instead of just apartment
Incredible job Velvet! This was absolutely adorable! Keep up the great work!
Thank you! Will do!
Brotha!!!
10:14, it took me til just today to realize she is referring to the shy vampire roommate episode.
You know what they say... True Love never dies!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
A love like theirs is to (un)die for!
💖
So, going through this treasure trove catalog of audios, I'm in awe of your talents
Edit: coincidentally, Rotti tops is my favorite Shantea character.
Wow, thank you! Welcome to the channel!
(And I like Rotty too!)
This was absolutely adorable.
I agree
In cute voice: I’m sorry
In ugly crying voice: I’M SORRY!
That’s where it got me, totally head over heels in love with this zombie girl now lol.
This is just so damn adorable! I wanna see more of this!
It's a one-and-done script for now, I'm afraid! But if there's ever a continuation, I'll definitely think about making it! I liked this character a lot too!
I'm a werewolf type of guy but after watching Disney's zombies I'm starting to like them
I’m loving all these movie references
First Re-Animator now George A. Romero
13:20
Caveman?
Heehoo?
Woo! I get to catch this premiere right before work!
@@JakeSm4sh Thank ya, bud!
💖💖💖
@@VanillaVelvetAudio She's an absolute sweetheart! Also, I see what you did there with the George Romero reference! Just what I needed before work; now I can get through another late shift! Thanks as always, Vel!
That was in the script, actually! It was one reason why I wanted to do this audio, I love that kind of thing. 😁 Have a good day at work!
Dr. Ronero 😂 love it!
Dr. Romero, nicely done
I laughed so hard when she stuck that q-tip in her mouth😂
Omfg this vid made me laugh, the sounds😭😭🤣🤣
This is where the fun begins
I'm honestly surprised nobody else has done this script.
There is one more adaption by Banshee Audios
That was so cute
Guy: *throws away finger*
Kid named finger:
Eh zombie schmombie, I don’t have a lot of brains anyways
That was a hoot 😂
Yep, everything checks out. No zombies here
(Exaggerated sigh of relief!)
i enjoyed this a lot. its was funny, cute and very loving. accepting your other half no matter what is very awesome. i laughed really good on this one and i think it was all clever. i would date a zombie girl because i did die(in real life) and this was just yes. putting 2 stories together was very nice and funny. want a 2nd part to this
I may or may not have been listening to this while playing Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City.
Her: can you please explain why everybody’s got the hots for vampires?
Me who’s secretly a vampire: g-gee I really don’t know as someone is absolutely not a vampire
To be fair on the whole "what's the difference between Zombies and Vampires that makes (the latter) more desirable," for one she mentioned a "high virus count" on the day before her implant renewal. Depending on the ruleset can kiss a vampire and never have to worry about turning.
There'd also be the whole "zombies randomly lose bits and appendages" thing. Vampires don't tend to. Decay? Like zombies. And you can more sustainably source a pint of blood versus a pound of flesh, especially from single donors.
Basically, I'd argue it's all about the logistics of it all.
That was amazing. Hope you have a good day Vanilla
Spooky pancakes 🥞🎃
Thanks! You too!
🍴👻
Oh cute! Cheers
Thank you!
Amazing perfect i like 😂😗😗
Perfect thing to listen to while playing left4dead in the dark
This is amazing.
Hope she doesn't mind most of my parts are replace with metal parts.
love how the doctor is named after the director of night of the living desd
Three things make Vampires more appealing than Zombies.
-The decomposition. Bodily preservation may be a thing, but it's still considered iffy.
-The infection chances. That new medicine will help lower the stigma, but it's still easier to get infected by a Zombie than it is to get infected by a Vampire.
-The media. Vampires are just more trendy.
"everybody is oh-so tolerant and _'woke'_ nowadays, and we're all _so ok_ with zombies holding public office or being doctors or teachers or whatever" hahaha based
I love this so much that I almost want a loving zombie girlfriend now
She referenced John Romero and the adorable vampire girlfriend from a few videos back
Well, the attack on my cooking I could go without, but I’m sure she means well
"Dinner can wait. Right now I need to spend time with my girlfriend, zombie or not, and show her how much I love her."
Hehe gosh was she a sweetie.
zombieland saga moment :)
Cute zombie girl!
Thank you!
Wait, is doctor romero a reference to the father of zombies George Romero? That’s dope
"To be honest Chloe, I always suspected you might be a zombie from the day I first met you, considering your skin complexion is greyer than, well, non-zombies. But none of it matters, being a zombie doesn't make you any less human, I love you."
Then Chloe starts crying again because he loves her for who she is.
Great audio…… Does this make me a necrophiliac? 😭
Is there possibly a part two to this
Her doctor is Romero? The man behind the Meds; NotD, DotD, and DWNotD?
Everyone romanticizes vampires because Sir Christopher Lee existed and he played Dracula that one time.
I could hear that thumbnail.
Necrophilia? The rev would be proud of the script writer
Man I wish this kind of scenario was true I would find a girl like this if it was true
dr.romero, romero like the guy that popularized zombies
lol I didn't see that other people said this
As long as she does not try to eat me I'm ok with her being undead.
8:43 There's no way that's not racist
so can she still move her body if the head is detached or does that only happens to Dulahans?
i guess love can happen even after the grave.
I will take my chances with the zombie
Alr I gotta ask just how many different voices can you do
Yo crossover with the shy vampire girl
The discrepancy is that Vampires are cool! I mean, look at Raziel, or Kain, or Dracula!
And I am totally not a one in a billion of an army of the same robot.
Which you got from the Spaghetti Star, right?
10:10
So did the roommate unintentionally kill her or was she just questioning some inconsiderate aspect in their relationship? Or is it one of those make of it as you think things?
Honestly hold zombies and vampires in a same level but zombies are more fun