I don't know if I was the only one, but I got the notification way before the video was made public, and when I tried to open it it just said it was private. CZcams pls fix
I think we are all waiting for a piece of space junk to touch and destroy his spaceship, and then we could simply use his money to clear the rest of space junk from space
Building his profit and logistic emporium over his family's already ridiculous wealth, paying a wage not enough for a living to exploited workers even though he owns a multi-billioner dollar company, treat them almost slave-like not letting them, for example, go to the bathroom during working hours, manipulating the market and being in general a not at all likeable person and a huge hipocrite
teacher in 2056: explain Jeffrey Bezos and Jeffrey Bezos rocket
Students:
lol
lol
lol
lol
Lol
Not what we wanted but what we needed
More like SUS 69
No, it’s what we wanted *and* what we needed.
count the pp puns
13
@@itssalok 69*
Yes
a lot
I found it
What is Jeff compensating for ಠ_ಠ
ಗ_ಗ
Next he’s going down the marina trench in a sub that looks like a healthy head of hair
@@m.guypirate6900 this is genius
Bimich
The lack of people who like him
He is not using protection. It's going to burn when he will pee later on.
×ring ring×
- Hello Jeff, it's me space. You need to go check yourself, I'm sorry.
- (((
Well it's a good thing a famous md told him quick!!
kemist
“he’s a manhood heading upward”
day by dave truly is a lyrical genius
you just noticed?
how did he rhyme those so perfectly though
@@Cardinalt better than eminem
"he's a pee pee
defying gravity"
"heading up to space in a big cum gun"
I'm not a native speaker and this masterpiece boosted my vocabulary with synonyms I never knew I needed🤣
same!
A commercial space flight is a great thing but we all hate on this achivementt because of one rich Guy and i love it.
A good meme innit
@@DaybyDave nooo you can't just spend all your money on a going to space. What about world hunger.
Haha big PP rocket go brrr
@@DaybyDave I’ve never heard the term “bald piss weasel” but I laughed uncontrollably anyway
@@ianwatson6652 lol
@@DaybyDavemake a elon musk now💀
honestly the writing for these are genuis. amazing euphamisms
Hi Sans
I LOVE IT
'He's a pee pee, defying gravity'
best line ever!!
two minutes later:
everyone here:
MASTERPIECE
That's Dave for you
Isn’t he doe?
This will be talked about for ages and passed onto our children for all generations to enjoy.
0:05
"He's a meat shaft"
"In that spacecraft"
god i love the way he says it
So Slong Jeff! **Salute**
Masterpiece
Beautiful, just beautiful, im at a lost for words how good this is
this is the stuff that will made teenagers say "I was born in the wrong generation" in 30 years
This is genuinely catchy and I'm stuck listening to it on repeat.
Truly the guy in the math questions.
When the rocket is sus
rocketus
😳
SUS 69
*confused amogus drip*
amogus??!1!1!
Gosh Day by Dave, don't hold back, tell us how ya really feel!
Honestly i Needed This
Hey man, congrats on your 500K, I was watching one of your remixes and your sub count was at 499K and then suddenly 500K, glad to be here!
Dave can really make a great song on anything, it’s really amazing.
The 26 dislikes are from Jeff's accounts
The 96
@@Ethan.YT. 97 now
@@goosemchonkington2305 WHO. DID. THIS
98
103
“Old profit goblin heading closer to the sun” is the only good thing about this launching
This is what I call content.
Everybody gangsta until jeff bezos actually use the song in the future to advertise his space vacation
Please don’t delete this one Dave
Now this goes into my playlist
CONGRATS ON 500K!!!
"did you do it?"
-yes.
"What did it cost?"
-My Monetization...
I never thought I'd love a song this much
Why was the first upload private?
spelling error
Oh 😅, its fine I was just wondering
Congrats on 500k!
Congrats on 500k!!!!
Congrats on 500k subs!!
Congrats for 500k bro
I don't know if I was the only one, but I got the notification way before the video was made public, and when I tried to open it it just said it was private. CZcams pls fix
Imagine u are an alien in space and see a huge metal pp floating around
Then it rams the bottom of the ufo
This may be your best work, yet.
Kids are gonna have to analyze this like we had to analyze caricatures in history class, and i love it
Well done for 500k
Only dave would make a literal anthem out of a bald cowboy in a pee pee rocket
2057:ok class today we’re gonna watch an old time animated rocket by Jeff bezos
Student:what’s the work prick mean?
Teacher 😅 ummm I can’t say that
This is art.
just perfect, I’ve watched it about a 100 times xD
This song means so much
lmao
I needed to see this
500k congrats
I think we are all waiting for a piece of space junk to touch and destroy his spaceship, and then we could simply use his money to clear the rest of space junk from space
congrats on 500k subs
I’m vibing rn
Jeff seems to REALLY like PPs.
This was random. It was awesome
youtube recommendations KNOW me
I've listened to this a lot and it never fails to make me laugh
You just made my day🤣🎶👏👏👏
I watched this and was not disappointed
If the rocket is shaped like that, then what is it gonna do in space?😳
Propably destroy the ISS in a vicious way
Mate with the blackhole of course
@@DUDEAWESOMEa Lol
Why, why did you have to say this
@@chrismarais1215 yes
More people need to see this
AHAHAHA HE REALLY DID IT!?!? WHAAAAAAT 😂😂😂 POG MY DUDES
Alternate title: how to get demonitised
LOVE IT!
Why was it uploaded privately
Probably some demonitization shit.
I didn't know this was day by Dave until the end
this song sounds so similar to another song but I don't know what song it would be or why, mainly the pocket rocket part
This shit slaps 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Banger
Favourite song so far
Love it
Good example of 21st century humor
Masterpiece.
Yes. This is the song I needed.
Dave, your the best song writing insulting guy I’ve ever seen
Dave please put this on Spotify
This song is very true and relatable
hell f✨cking yes.
ICONIC
I like how this song is suppose to be about his rocket but the song just insults him not that im complaining
If Jeff Bezos listen to this song. He will feel a new feeling which he never felt before
He'd have love-hate relationship with it
Big pp rocket go brrrr
Now we need a song about the legend that is Elon Musk
elon isn't any better
Do you realize that Jeff only manages the company when Elon Musk actively works and rarely gets breaks? And also Elon's rockets are a lot cooler
@@Starden1939 and hes lookin pretty thicc
@@Starden1939
They do look like a wiener too tho 🤣🤣
I'm going to play this on my bday
Another bop
People don’t want him back lmao
Hé can take HIS big silver slong and stay in space
jeff was not ready for what the internet was going to do when he went to space
I can't stop laughing @ this, neither can I stop listening to this masterpiece😂🤣
P E R F E C T
this should get more views
I love this song
500k let's do this
Wohh...
he is going to explore uranus
Aye
Aye
gg
At least you didn’t say first
@@quadruple_h no I’m not like that
Aye
Can someone explaine me why there is hate about Jeff?
I’ve no idea, I don’t get it!
Building his profit and logistic emporium over his family's already ridiculous wealth, paying a wage not enough for a living to exploited workers even though he owns a multi-billioner dollar company, treat them almost slave-like not letting them, for example, go to the bathroom during working hours, manipulating the market and being in general a not at all likeable person and a huge hipocrite
Paying employees under minimum wage while rolling in billions of dollars
He cut health benefits for his workers while saying that the only thing he could spend his money on is space travel
@@leostootired he literally pays them double the minimum wage at least
How funny would it be if nobody was on it and it had autopilot but it blew up lmao
Only the top
Would be even funnier if Jeff was on it
He’s a PP defying gravity
It's beautiful
stay up there