A friend had to genuinely try to convince his dad to not shoot at the last hurricane, and after literally 2 hours of them bickering about it his dad still shot at the hurricane
Critikal is the peak of Florida Men. He has the chaotic energy as every florida man, but he has something the others lack.... A brain. He's actually smart unlike the bathsalt addicts roaming the streets of Florida.
As someone who isn't in Florida, and has never been within Florida, I am curious to know if the whole bathsalt addict thing was a joke or if there are people within Florida who are actually addicted to bathsalt
It’s not too late. You have a choice. You can cross the state border. You’re not done for. Or you can wait for global warming to sink the whole state at which point Florida man will be doing his thing under the ocean because no element can stop Florida man
@@therussiantankist7470 u know, a lot of communities and fandoms are absulutely fantastic and awesome, but some of them i simply discovee them too late to be interested in and would love to have the energy to be so, tf2 is one of them
I can agree with this. We must do all that we can to create as much chaos ever. Specifically driving cars in such a bad way that the simulation crashes on impact
0:18 Listened to this song many times in my music playlist and just now realized they stole an ambulance. Not a blimp. Coulda sworn it sounded like blimp but now that I read the screen I can't hear blimp anymore. And it's Florida man we're talking about here. I believe if anyone can steal a blimp it would be Florida man.
I feel like no one realized what the "man drives lawnmower on the highway", because THATS the funniest thing I've heard. Like HOW do you make a lawnmower support an entire adult's weight WHILE driving on the highway? I can only imagine the cops reaction to having to chase a man on a lawnmower.
With weather that's like a kid is controling a town in Simcith and and unbelievable ammount of high people that someone would think every drug is legalised in that state you can't expect them to act normal
Fun game: Search up 'florida man' and then your birthday and see what article you get. Mine is 'Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist'
A friend had to genuinely try to convince his dad to not shoot at the last hurricane, and after literally 2 hours of them bickering about it his dad still shot at the hurricane
Let me guess, they live in florida?
@@ADcommenter yes.
Did it work?
Critikal is the peak of Florida Men. He has the chaotic energy as every florida man, but he has something the others lack.... A brain. He's actually smart unlike the bathsalt addicts roaming the streets of Florida.
What about the one that killed himself and tied a gun with a Balloon
Unfortunately having a brain disqualifies you of being a true Florida man
Are you really Floridian if you have a brain?
(Speaking from experience)
As someone who isn't in Florida, and has never been within Florida, I am curious to know if the whole bathsalt addict thing was a joke or if there are people within Florida who are actually addicted to bathsalt
That gif of Charlie running truly defines what a Florida Man is
Truly, the Florida Man is a being that we all must fear
Agreed
He is always used for people beating the crap out of 🐊
How about the person who lives in Detroit or Ohio
Why do my toes feel wet and soggy is the best line in any song
Mao Zedong wtf are you doing here???
@@darkpandalord3844 starting a communist revolution
@@maozadong552 based
@@blackdaylightgaming4947 just be happy theirs no agricultural revolution again..
"25 to 60 million casualties..."
As a Floridian, I feel appreciated
You better, he gave you all the best tune ive heard so far
Same here
I am not Floridian, but i respect you guys over there!
Nice
Yeah we got our own song
As a non Floridian, i can confirm all Florida men are 5'6 Jesus-es
As a Floridian, I can confirm that yes, we all look like 5'6 jesus-es
As another Floridan, I can confirm both statements.
as an actual Floridian, yes.
As a non Floridian, i can confirm all Florida men are 5'6 Jesus-es
Jesusi?
As a male living in Florida, I am destined to become a Florida man.
It’s not too late. You have a choice. You can cross the state border. You’re not done for.
Or you can wait for global warming to sink the whole state at which point Florida man will be doing his thing under the ocean because no element can stop Florida man
When disneyworld is in Florida
Welcome there are no benefits except the ability to survive things you really shouldn't.. An wish you hadn't.
I love how the thumbnails of the articles are just different Charlie’s
Finally, a new anthem of Florida.
Bro all of those images are the mighty moistcritikal, fantastic
Love that charlie is the only florida man you actually show in this video
The only thing that's as powerful as the Florida Man is this song
what about pyro from team fortress 2 ?
@@therussiantankist7470 u know, a lot of communities and fandoms are absulutely fantastic and awesome, but some of them i simply discovee them too late to be interested in and would love to have the energy to be so, tf2 is one of them
What about moistcritikal
@@Palegicprehistory thing is, he IS Florida Mam
@@tam4655 I'm Gen z so same
If you're wondering what us Floridan are trying to do...
we're trying to cause so much chaos that it bugs out the simulation and causes it to crash.
Please continue to do so
I can agree with this. We must do all that we can to create as much chaos ever. Specifically driving cars in such a bad way that the simulation crashes on impact
I'd actually add this to my Spotify playlist if I could
He releases songs to spotify, it'll probably be uploaded
you probably can
check his spotify
Out now
The florida man is a legend at this point.
This song is criminally underrated
florida man is a special kind of crazy, anyone can do dumb things while drunk, but to qualify as florida level of crazy, you gotta have creativity
I love the random charlie pictures for the news article images
My favorite part is that the lyrics are actual Florida Man articles
Well this is a perfect description of a Florida man
It does not shock me charlie could be jesus because only someone of his grace could have come from Florida
0:18 Listened to this song many times in my music playlist and just now realized they stole an ambulance. Not a blimp. Coulda sworn it sounded like blimp but now that I read the screen I can't hear blimp anymore. And it's Florida man we're talking about here. I believe if anyone can steal a blimp it would be Florida man.
A fun game is searching up “Florida man” followed by your birthdate
yeah all these headlines happen in my backyard
As a Floridian I approve this message
FLORIDIAN MAN MHHMM
hes above us
we mortals cant understand gods
The guitar sounding part sounds godly.
I feel like no one realized what the "man drives lawnmower on the highway", because THATS the funniest thing I've heard. Like HOW do you make a lawnmower support an entire adult's weight WHILE driving on the highway? I can only imagine the cops reaction to having to chase a man on a lawnmower.
there are drive mowers, for use with super large yards. the highway bit was the more interesting/hilarious
One day in history class this will be a religion and Charlie gone remember as the second coming of Jesus
Florida man best hero.
this is gonna grow big
mark my words...
The ancient classic
Cave man in florida back then loved this song
It's funny to think Charlie is the only Florida man
This is the greatest florida man song of All Time
Who else here is waiting for 2024 when we might get a Florida Man as president?
Florida man is my hero
Now we need either an Australian man, or Melbournian man.
Graystillplays would be proud
The beat is sick af
the hero that we dont need but deserve
Enough: Release the Florida man!!
The legend of Florida
With weather that's like a kid is controling a town in Simcith and and unbelievable ammount of high people that someone would think every drug is legalised in that state you can't expect them to act normal
anyone going to mention how every florida man is charlie?
This should be Graystillplays’s theme song.
Any people who live in Florida can confirm if random stuff happens every time?
I indeed can confirm.
florida man
I can see this getting millions of views
The florida man is the new god
Florida is a news magnet
Not a bad of a song!
Cool!
Now we need Alabama man
as a Floridian I almost became one when my friend's dad threw a Morter shell in our lake that blew up right next to us.
I love this song
man y underrated
this song plays whenever a florida man is near you
be afraid
0%drugs
0%money
0%dogs
100%F L O R I D A M A N
A bop as always Dave 😜
nice
normal human: i don't think it can get more weirder
florida man: NONSENSE
-Florida man Fights off coyote with coffee cup: 'i smashed him'
Beautiful!
I feel appreciated and my gator friend does too
Fun game: Search up 'florida man' and then your birthday and see what article you get. Mine is 'Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist'
Charles white
Graystillplays would approve
here before it blows up
Alligators!!
Bro that tune tho 😩
As a florida ????? I can say every florida man is crazy,
Florida is another world
Man Charlie’s been really busy.
early af today
Florida man can be both, sheesh, he can be anything, Nice song Sir Dave!
ohioan women: the sequel
As non floridian I can confirm that yes
f l o r i d a m a n n n n n
Floridian here, My friend’s restraint got broken into through the roof. Oof
Critical is a criminal master mind! he even has disguises, why do you think he calls himself Penguinz0 now?
Wait .. It's all Charlie?
Always has been
This should be the theme song for the Florida man series on Netflix
Fr
I love how many of the article pictures were just moistcritical
PROUD FLORIDIAN! 🤣 I love my fellow weirdos from the weirdest/Bestest state! ❤️🤣
My grandpa from Florida approves
Ohio needs to step up the game.
this song is a banger
BEST GODDANM SONG IN THE WORLD
As a Floridian, I can confirm a lot of people are totally crazy, and it’s hilarious
This is the Greatest song of All time
Haha legendary
GrayStillPlays Theme song
why does all the florida man articles have a pic of charles in them
Great song, man.
i love this keep up the work
the florid man wakes to intruder sucking toes with dave saying why do i feel my toes wet? Ngl that part got me dying
i like how half the article pictures are just pictures of charlie
scariest places Florida 2, Ohio the sequel, brazil squared, and Australia 2 electric boogaloo
Average Florida Tuesday
So the moistverse is just florida?