Funny Ridley
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- čas přidán 26. 04. 2020
- Funny Ridley finally makes it to the funny ledge and spams his funny up air. By the way, you should press that funny subscribe button if you haven't yet.
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➤ Music Used:
Harlem Globetrotters Theme: • Harlem Globetrotters Song
Guile's Theme: • STREET FIGHTER V : Gui...
Rainbow Road: • Video
MKDD Credits: • Video
Come On: • Video
SSBM Break the Targets: • Video
Come On, Again: • Video
Keep Your Faith: • Keep Your Faith - Pers...
Now You've Done It: • Video
XBC2 Battle Theme: • Battle Theme - Xenobla...
Byakuya Theme: • Video
Paths That Will Never Cross: • FE Three Houses OST - ...
Kichijoji 199X: • Kichijoji 199X - Perso...
VS Ridley: • Video
Swear to my Bones from Persona 5 (Outro): • Video - Hry
We must make him pay for his actions. No one can time travel in Animal Crossing and get away with it... he must have no fun... Elite Ice Climbers
Yes I hope he does this
Yessssss let's make it happen
You sir are evil
Let's be friends
Yes
You can't even hand off or wobble in this game! ; (
Ridley's son: dad can we go on a camping trip
Ridley: we are a camping trip
Joel Nimoh
Who would want Ridley to have a child with them
@@JugularJohn Everyone would
Me: Hey Ridley what that mouth do??
Oliver Evans
SSSSSSLUT
What, really? 0:05
He literally changed his name to "I
Don’t you know? Smash players don’t read! XD
@@SunburstSenshia portion of smash players don't read their movements correctly
Haha, “let”
They don’t understand what
Ridley's Ledge hang is the lowest in the game most 2 frame options don't hit hit. Low profile one still do like Wolf Downsmash but thats the exception
7:30
That's a hate crime right there XD
Agreed
Yeah
Yoshi
He hates Yoshi
Make him suffer for our enjoyment.
Thats just dark... Im in.
Foolproof plan
Let us band together united for Jacob to suffer
Can we just get all Yoshicord members to like this comment?
Let’s do it
Everyone if we say Peach he'll break his hands
Or Daisy
home run joke
No make him play Daisy just so he can't play his waifu
Im rooting for this comment
Yes.
He isn’t camping hes social distancing
Deffinatly
Not camping
If Ridley had corona the first thing he would do is cough on Samus
@@suicune3776 Just like ridley did to her parents.
Hee hee~ No wait, that was a vore~
It was the vorona virus, it makes you eat things X3
Alpharad: "...this big, stupid, idiot space-dragon."
Metroid players: "Actually Alpharad..."
Yes crazy fits better
@@hypertech116 where?
So ive been thinking lets make him play YOSHI
Glad to see we will be subjecting him to living hell
Y e s
You monster. Imma like anyways cause I still want him to play yoshi
Like this post to make alpharad suffer
How do we accomplish such a thing?
I know alpharad is a horrible person but yoshi is a little bit too much for anyone
Why is everyone just picking characters to make him suffer or other people suffer? Pick Alph, make everyone suffer.
"I believed that you fight for justice but then I realized the truth that you are instead fighting because you just want to fight."
-Wtf who wrote this
Honestly Alph is pain for everyone, but atleast there's an art to it, and it's about sending a message
I was gonna say Alph is my only character in elite smash and I want alpharad to suffer.
@@peanut9233 honestly playing dedede is absurdly more suffering, even more than alph or else, because other heavies have moves/passives to protect them, dedede has none and THIS is what's true suffering is (ontop of no safe on shield moves and no latéral mobility)
If he plays alph his name should be Arad because combined it makes Alpharad.
This title is very accurate, as it was sufficiently funny and featured the antagonist of the Metroid series, Ridley.
Thank you Mr. Rad
Lmao
I see we have an English major on our hands
@@shaquilleeurope2600 no English major would use "very"
@@ptato3010 That's just what your primary school teacher wants you to think.
@@slosh7072 lmao I think I was either really tired or just high then because idk why I'd comment that
Alpharad playing lovers of aether: im not a furry
Alpharad playing smash: you know ridley's hung
But is he wrong
Yes ridley only has 6 inches which may seem average his species usually has 13 to 15 inches.
considering how big he is ingame, you’d think the dude would be packing a YARDSTICK
in Smash, idk
Alpharad: who do you want to see next
Me:GIVE ME THE PLANT
ICE CLIMBERS. HE NEEDS TO SUFFER
Panda 10million I agree
Funny plant please
Plant gang
Yess
"Bro that ledge trapping was kinda shnasty tho"
- LuigiMain1
Are you by chance Mr. HitorMisfire?
@@furkankacar9421 no
@Hunter Trawick oh god
next character will be decided by likes
meta knight: *laughs in evanessence*
9:00 Looks like someone forgot that they had Arsene active
Do Donkey Kong, it’s hard to believe that the owner of hard DK doesn’t have him in elite smash
you can't argue with his assessment
I also feel like DK isn’t really that hard to get into elite smash so while your at it why not get both the Kong’s in elite smash?
Yup
Never really realized it but here me out how funny would it be to pick the least liked comment on the top voted comment and pick pit cause kid icarus uprising am I right
remember me when ur famous
Luigi, I don’t care you already have him there, do it again
hit or missfire is that you?
I enjoy looking at rocks
@@philyoung9980 big rocks?
Oh me gee it’s Hit or Missfire
Luigi mains rise up
Well Alpha, we got 75k.
*P L A Y Y O S H I.*
No lol.
3:18
YOU'RE PLAYING LE'VEON BELL
*BRUH*
Wait what??????
RaZr Delta15
mhmmm xP
Why is everyone just picking characters to make him suffer or other people suffer? Play olimar, make everyone suffer
I’m suffering with joycon drift, so I can’t get Alph up smashes anymore.
love olimar love the pikmin series
We want him to suffer for time traveling in animal crossing
Yes
Everyone includes his opponents, and that's not good.
Pretty sure that Elite Smash Megaman was New York Jets running back, Le'Veon Bell LOL
How are you not near the top? It's a CZcamsr
Not only are you a CZcamsr but your also a friend of Jacob
@Mister Ursus just doesn't work
@@Local--Idiot good piont
@Mister Ursus I'm not?
1:51
Hello. I am a dedicated Luigi main, and I do have a comment to make on that.
*_What the fuck._*
Alpha: “Please support this guy, HitOrMisfire. All he does is post facts about Luigi.”
Me: *Cheers I’ll drink to that bro*
And then he turned himself into a purple dragon, funniest shit I’ve ever seen
HEEEES RED
Spyro?
And then he killed Samus's parents, maybe that's funny to some people
@@grunkleg.3110 You're laughing. Samus's parents are dead and you're laughing.
Stop
Ridley:
Oh hi Samus, wanna join your parents?
Samus:
**Roll-**
69 like NICE
@@DJWingoYT Now 138
@@blacksun3884 Oh the memories of being a Samus main
@@blacksun3884 Me too kid
*~Normal Aerial~*
Speaking of which, wouldn't mind seeing ya boi Mewtwo getting into Elite Smash.
9:33 as a connoisseur of all things not safe for work, i can officially confirm that Ridley is indeed hung.
"Whatever the highest voted comment is I'll do it next time"
Do the character we all want, but none of us deserve, King Dedede
Yes, Ding Kekeke
Step one: get them to 75%
Step two: dash attack
Step three: enjoy all the stocks you've taken
NO FUCK NO NO NO FUCK YOU NO KMS
You’re just asking for him to make Kirby Right Back At Ya jokes, and all I can say is: same
I'm still over here waiting for alpha to realize how broken casual rosalina is
6:20 you don't need to read a Samus' roll, you just watch them get through the first half of it, change your load of laundry, put dinner in the oven, and finish that book you've been meaning to get to, and then charge your smash attack and punish them for using the worst roll in the game.
Worst roll in the game. Wow. That actually terrifies me. No wonder I've been losing online with samus. I just thought it was all these pro players' faults.
You forgot that bayo exists
Getting outcamped by Le’Veon Bell in Elite Smash is an epic gamer moment™️
As soon as he said "hold up" I got an ad😂
Honestly I want to see Alphas Shiek, something tells me its schnasty
I just like to see people suffer
This has to happen
make him suffer
We need the sheik
A schnasty shiek?not in this economy
Ken/Ryu because everyone sucks at them and It's funny to watch people struggle
I agree with this logic. Make the funny man suffer.
I’m good with them
some men just wanna watch the world burn....
"Everyone" sounds like a *challenge.*
Imma be honest, it's probably been the 20th time that I watched this video because quarantine, and it's still as funny as the first time
Alpharad I literally spent so much goddamn time watching parts 1,2, and 3 of jojo just to understand your jojo references please make it worth my time
As a Ridley main since release I can confirm that he is absolutely deadly at the ledge and even deadlier when you’re off stage. This purple lizard with wings has 2 smash attacks that hit ledge, 2 tilts that hit ledge, a side B which guarantees that you’ll be off stage in addition to providing on command stage spikes against anyone who doesn’t know how to tech, a fair train, a near invincible recovery which doubles as the most fun spike to land in this game, fire breath that will administer CBT to anyone getting hit by it below stage, and 3 jumps allowing you to essentially take both you and you’re opponent to the blast zone and back. Also Skewer exists (it is possible to land multiple Skewers back to back if you read the roll/get-up attack). Needless to say, I love this character.
Edit: I didn’t expect to make an essay when writing this lol
Ridley mains rise up!
Cbt?
Payton Predmore CBT
Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks. Ball-busting Edit Ball busting demonstraton in public at Folsom Street Fair, USA
"Ball-busting" is a form of CBT in which a man has his testicles kicked, kneed, punched or squeezed. In addition to its occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (玉蹴り) (lit. ball-kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. Like many of the other activities in this article, it carries significant health risks, including the possibility of permanent damage to the testicles through testicular trauma. Ball stretcher Edit A single metal ball stretcher and cock ring, which forces erection.
A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.
While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches.[2] A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length. Ball crusher Edit
A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself. Parachute Edit
A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached.
Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.[citation needed] Humbler Edit Man with humbler
A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene.
The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the centre of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing considerable discomfort. Testicle cuffs Edit
A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed.
Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.[citation needed]
However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:
Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.
Cock harness Edit
A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT.[3] Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.[4] Safety Edit Learn more This section needs attention from an expert in Health. The specific problem is: concerns medical topics, but lacks appropriate citations.
Loss of blood flow is one of the biggest risks in cock and ball torture (CBT), which can be seen with loss of color and edemas.[5] Bondage in which the testicles are tied to something else is especially dangerous, increasing the risk of the testicles getting damaged through excessive tension or pulling.
The most serious injuries are testicular rupture, testicular torsion and testicular avulsion, which are medical emergencies that require urgent medical attention.[6]
Urethral fingering is an example of CBT which needs special precautions, such as not having a sharp nail on the inserted finger
A woman holding a bound man's penis applies electricity to his testicles at Folsom Street Fair. It is important that such erotic electrostimulation is done within limits.
A gagged man's penis and scrotum are pulled using a rope at Folsom Street Fair. It is especially important to have a signal as a safeword during such activities
@@Extreme11 what the hell
Smoke Boi He’s not wrong
Let's make him go through hell trying to make Olimar look cool/entertaining
Jay Razor even worse, Bayonetta
@@ofekzuckerman3892 even worse r.o.b
that silent boy, hey, buddy, ya see, my man already got him in elite.
@@who7111 oh shit. Uhhhhhhh yoshi?
75k likes, time for elite Icees
The difference between Ridley up b and skyrim is that Ridley can use it somewhere new and people don't usually get mad. But with skyrim every time you use it somewhere new people yell, scream, and cry in the corner knowing they can't do anything about it
**Turns out that HitOrMisfire is being serious about what he’s saying**
“Reality is often disappointing”
Poyo
@Oli Dignam poyo
What is this comment section
You see, Dog Cam, they are speaking the language of the gods.
@@dogcam8492 poyo
bring king dedede to elite where he belongs, coward.
Elite dedede, looking forward to that
Make the video title “you’re de de done for”
Based dede
ah yes, the messiah
I agree
This is me in smash: Sakurai, forgive me. "sets world of light to very easy "
I know prfct and he is one of my friends and im so glad you beat him, he doesnt need a bigger head
lucario would be not epic so i wanna see that :)
Do it coward.
Hmmmm....coward
@@eyeaid9817 do it
Do it cow
Lucario is so underrated
“We all know Ridley’s hung” the conversation no one wants to have but must be said
Early in Smash Ultimate I played mostly Ridley and Isabelle, so without thinking I searched google for "ridley + isabelle" hoping to find a guide or some combos.
Turns out, Isabelle knows better than most how hung Ridley is apparently.
please explain for my retarded brain
scuse me but I definitely wanna have that conversation
He is. Google it.
Alongside Ganondorf, Bowser, Ike, Wario, Luigi, Lucario, and Chrom
kirbs please god kirbs
3:18 is a pro NFL player LMAO thats leveon bell
Ridley is one of my best characters and yes, we like the ledge, and nair.
We ridleys band together to camp at ledge
C. W35T said funny phrase.
Same
Am I the only Ridley main who doesn’t like ledge that much?
I hate playing at the ledge because a competent player who knows how to deal with Ridley’s up B will probably take advantage of it.
“ridley is the best camper”
*past episode: camping is not the way to play the game*
Is the wonk community a thing? Or one person changing their name?
Gamemaster 101 1 person
Is watching boku no pico a hobby or lifestyle?
Always remember this: it applies to everyone except me
What about Wii Fit tho.
Duck hunt, just duck hunt
Alt title: Ridley beats the living death outta anyone and screams "ha ha" after he wins
Alpha saw a Sheik online. Make a wish, as the next time you will see one of these is in another 27 years
in elite smash too, so add another 10
So what you're saying, is that Alpha should do a Sheik vid?
Same for that one Meta Knight he found
Ridley in Metroid: Easily one of the most menacing, terrifying villains Nintendo has ever produced.
Ridley in Smash: Ha ha funny space dragon camp ledge.
So true
Also Ridley in Smash: HAIL TO THE CUNNING GOD OF ZERO-TO-DEATH!
@@waitingfortheequinnox *down-b intensifies*
Diddy Kong just play like Zero
You can camp really good with meta knight. With meta knight you can go under the stage and hover there for a moment or you can cross to the other ledge. You can use your final smash under the stage and get them from above. You can do so much stuff with meta knight in the air you should try him.
Alpharad against sudden death mega man: "IM PLAYING A BULLET HELL!!!"
Also Alpharad against ness final smash: "its just a bullet hell..."
This is the mentality of every Touhou player.
What does that say about the victims he ledge camped. "Ledge Hell" was the game that they played
Ridley has a little online trick
Down throw at 0% to skewer
N-air to d-b
This has to be one of my favourite videos just cause ridley gets some love
Elite Hard DK and Elite Soft Diddy + Elite Pac-God
That ledge trapping was schnasty tho
God damn he's so funny
Alpha hates lucario so let’s make him do lucario!
Have you considered a different Pokémon? Mewtwo perhaps? He will have just as terrible of a time and you, the viewer doesn’t have to watch lucario gameplay. Win win
Ye
To that i agree with you
Yes the blue furry >:)
@@tags550 wow, you're a dick
The into still gets me every time I watch this video
One word Yoshi
“At least Ridley rips off the bandaid unlike Samus,”
*B I G B R A I N R E F E R E N C E*
I need an explanation please
I swear every you tuber I watch you watch and you beat me too it 😂
Boop
reply 101 of me replying to your comments
KakaiPlays ayyy ikr
The creator of “Plant Gang” asks who we want to see next. How can I refuse this opportunity?
PLANT GANG RISE UP (I don't even main plant I just wanna see the video)
;
roses are red, plant gang attacc, the only thing we want to see, is the plant to come bacc
The Dock
This is the video that helped me decide to main Ridley
3:18 uhhhh i think Alpharad was playing with Le'Veon Bell.
jay mail That is correct lol
Samus’ parents didn’t die for this
Oh yes they did
Yeah, metroid lore!!!
No but they did die to this
Looking cool, Joker!
Man I love maining Ridley
It's at 75k likes now, Alpharad owes us an Elite Smash Video now.
“Big stupid idiot space dragon” Ridley built a robot of himself, he’s a genius or something
technically he had science team build it for him, he is very intelligent though, just not in robotic, or realizing when its time to give up and retire with how many times samus has destroyed his body
I'm sorry, but you have to be a big stupid idiot space dragon to waste your directing talents on trolling the one woman who wants to use you as proof of reincarnation
"I know I'm camping but I'm having fun doing it"
this sentence has never been uttered
I main Ridley (not good but I just enjoy playing Ridley the most) and when he said "Oh god I am Ridley and I am in a combo" I felt that
Donkey Kong Ding Dong
“What’d he have for breakfast, cereal with a side of crack cocaine?” -Alpharad, 2020
No I had that yesterday
ok/
It's what gives the paid actors their power
Isn’t it funny how in his shared content video there was a “Funny Ridley”
its in the start of the video with the explosion
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear luke
Most of those sudden deaths could probably be solved by his fireball
Cloud cloud cloud!
3:20 no one’s gonna talk about le’veon bell?
I know right I was about to post a comment about that
What?
Ik
@@zai8068 juic326 is his tag and hes a mega man main
Same play style too
Jacob need to reawaken his inner Mathematician.
He needs to unleash Pac-God.
Hold up
Facts
His inner COOL mathmatician, to be exact
The run out the clock to get immediately hit in sudden death combo
1:22 feels bad but you get used to it 🥲
“The highest comment”
Me: Hah, so not me? *Laughs in Pit main*
I understand if this is a joke but you might actually get top comment since all the others are disappearing (edit 2)
@Ampherocious 84
Hmmm....yes...edited..I saw that notification pal.
someday our time will come
YOSHI MAINS RISE UP
*cries in secretary doggo*
MAKE HIM PLAY BAYONETTA!
YES!!
kill the witch...
tourture him
I love how joker was joking around
Comedy is hard-ALPHARAD
For Ridley comedy is ez
Next character for Elite Smash: Plant has my vote.
No, Yoshi
no
Plant gang
he already did
PLANT GANG
PLANT GANG
“I’m ridley and I’m being combod” story of my life
Bowser/ganondorf main and I feel the same
MOAR RIDLEE
Axel i agree
"Look at all those projectiles, I'm playing a bullet hell!" Just wait till you go up against Richter...
So is this how I'm supposed to play Ridley? Duly noted. I'm sure my family will appreciate it
9:40 the Ridley named hentai is my new spirit animal.
THICC YOSHI that Ridley is cultured
KIRBY, GO BACK TO THE POYO!!! THE POYO NEEDS LOVE NOW THAT HIS BIRTHDAY PASSED
Roy.
the funny’s is back
Gotta love how we get that sweet P5R music in videos now
Mini Cafetos that is what I am happy about. I heard some P5R and it made my day
Keep Your Faith is such a great song
I just bought p5r
Gotta love it
I love it too, but I like the UNIST music more
ALPHA THAT MEGA MAN THAT YOU PLAYED AT SUDDEN DEATH WAS LEVEON BELL HOLY SHIT
Who?
@@atreyu979 NFL Player who also plays smash apparently.
@@rhyth_twisted that's super sick
@@hunterls6069 Dunno.
Solaire Of Dabstora peep his twitter
Funny yoshi nair haha
As a banjo plan i can confirm that its most always just throwing out a dumb wonder wing