Cold Opens Season 05 | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

We all love Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and who doesn't love a good compilation! Here's every single cold open from Seasons 5 of NINE NINEEE!! 💛💛💛💛💛
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[@kirsten97]

The “I Want It That Way” scene has a lot of fans in itself.

[@dfor]

That is the 2and best open they have had so far. The Diane Yeast infection seen is #1 in my books.

[@soup2961]

Chin Chin yeah, that clip was so famous it was how I found this show in the first place.

[@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145]

i just wanted you to know that chinchin means penis in japanese, have a nice day.

[@teaganbyrne8834]

I'm really not having it. Omg 😂😂

[@tiffanyzhu9587]

Lmao I saw the clip before I even started watching the show. It gets better knowing Jake is the one making them sing, not surprising but knowing his character makes the scene so much better.

[@helenaEFFERVESCENC3]

“You and one MALE guest” send me into choking fits of laughter every time.

[@starman3533]

Hahaha same

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

@@starman3533 its amazing

[@yallve1210]

Time stamps

[@Ryguy_]

@@yallve1210 it's like in the first 30 seconds lol

[@aerolchristopherinfante]

Heck yeah

[@huanitahuanita7028]

Holt talking to his husband: Hello Kevin it's me Raymond Holt .

[@siddhantgupta8282]

Silly person
Those are their nicknames

[@michaelab1128]

Love that he also spells out his name when he tells Kevin the tickets are under his name

[@JohnDoe-fm6md]

They are my favorite characters

[@xxaryaxx1678]

If my relationship ain't like that I don't want it😂😂😂😂

[@ellajean-sprecher9561]

"the tickets are under my name: H-O-L-T"

[@crm1301]

Last time I was this early, Boyle was in love with Rosa

[@GLBizzie]

Ohhhh Boy! 😍😍❤️❤️👍👍

[@p.z.arnott2329]

I totally forgot that was a thing

[@maggie3405]

Really glad they didn’t pursue that relationship.

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

Who isn't in love with Rosa

[@seatbelt5239]

I love that Netflix liked this

[@Vectorsmoon]

‘The problem is you’re thinking like detectives’
*’No I’m definitely not’*

[@cata_og]

Best 😂

[@donnchaadams2011]

such an underrated line

[@jazmin9136]

that line made me choke on my water

[@cian4594]

The best line in the hole vid lel

[@niyas5050]

This is the one thing I came down to the comments for. 😂

[@0megaFan]

"Hello Kevin. It's me, Raymond Holt."
"Hello, Kevin, I won't be joining you at the opera tonight. The tickets are under my name. H-O-"
Yes Captain your husband knows these things

[@aurboda]

you really like those watches huh

[@avalovesmemes731]

He’s using his pet name

[@frederikalfonso4044]

4:15 holts just casually waiting in the corner of their bedroom for hours eating eggs silently enough that amy doesn't hear him

[@raymondjones7423]

That was legit scary lol

[@raymondjones7423]

"Its heist time" it sounds like something from a video game ...
.....
....
and I love it 😂😂

[@user-dg7iz5cy4k]

It’s even funnier when you realize he put the dirty plate back in the bed. Holt is the best character during the Halloween heists

[@0Onyx13]

@@user-dg7iz5cy4k Yep, I think about that every time I watch that episode, he put the plate back and none of them heard him lmao 😂

[@captainpanic3616]

@@raymondjones7423 THERE! THE PAYDAY GANG

[@majotgrace]

"Hello Kevin, I won't be able to attend the opera night. The tickets are under my name, H O..."
I can't with Holt 😂😂😂 why does he feel the need to spell his name for his husband? 😭😭😂😂

[@musiclover162702]

The best kind of love

[@lel1160]

i love them "Hello Kevin it's me, Raymond Holt we need to get you to safety, your life is in danger"

[@danielle-jg3ee]

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to leave Kevin a snide voicemail about KINDERGARTEN STATISTICS”

[@Phazon8058MS]

It's Raymond, that's how he opens a door.

[@wallacedeveer077]

Just a formality

[@Astonthepunk]

Andy Sanberg is such an underrated actor. That mood change at the end there was amazing. From excited to reassuring to annoyed, angry, sad, upset and disappointed. Amazing

[@stragglypie1038]

Astonthepunk :D he is no way underrated. There’s a difference between being a good actor and an underrated actor

[@stragglypie1038]

Astonthepunk :D he’s in a lot of big movies aswell. Mostly ones with Adam Sandler and he’s a massive actor

[@piglet2548]

He is a skit comedian..He should be grateful that he landed this role.

[@Anu-po5ml]

Watch Palm Springs. He is so good in it.

[@eldoh3388]

@@piglet2548 he is also a producer of the show

[@gansterunit1]

Jake being turned on by Amy twisting his arm is a whole mood 15:35

[@maria-8284]

Yep

[@paulinefarrington9632]

he 110% has a shame kink

[@Khonsu_Sunflowers]

omg I never noticed

[@caiomarcolino9791]

He is masoquist

[@justsherenaforshort596]

He even likes it when she's being mean to him 😂😂

[@anshulkarkera8911]

8:58 Holt says, "I don't have you Peralta"
It's a very subtle hint to season 2 where Jake figured out Holt's tell which gave away whether or not he is lying.

[@yasminerivera3945]

Anshul Karkera YOU ARE A GENIUS

[@adarshrai5827]

HOT DAMN!!

[@Vampiregirl42596]

BINGPOT

[@diliproy-px2pn]

Oh damn .OH damn .OH DAMN

[@skrylix-582]

Oh dang

[@daniellemhall1358]

The police line up singing I want it that way gets me every time.

[@theSoundOfAWomanWhoLovesYou]

Danielle M Hall it was number five. Number five killed my brother.

[@ruchirbakshi5393]

@@theSoundOfAWomanWhoLovesYou oh shit i forgot about that part

[@ursyedis]

I wish atleast Brooklyn 99 cop fan perform this in real life. If only...

[@ajaythomas368]

It's overrated

[@beckyadair9331]

@@ajaythomas368 u suck

[@baguette_tt9601]

"wait where are my eggs?"
*"in my belly"*
The coldest cold opening

[@ReafWasAlreadyTaken]

The fact that they were able to get that scene off boogies me

[@bebebebearyeah326]

Peralta: the problem is youre thinking like a detectives.
Skully: no, im definitely not
Lmao

[@andypeoples7175]

Is Brooklyn 99 on Netflix?

[@gabis.06]

@@andypeoples7175 yes

[@qwertyasdf4081]

Beyblade really? I can’t find it.

[@gabis.06]

@@qwertyasdf4081 maybe its not in your country? Or are in the USA?

[@qwertyasdf4081]

Beyblade I’m in the USA so I don’t know. I have it fully updated and stuff. I’m on mobile I don’t know if that has anything to do with it. I can watch it on my tv too just not my phone.

[@ikeameatballs4146]

9:15 "Amy made a face I only recognize from our bedroom that means she has Captain Holt" 😂😂

[@titliroy4713]

😂Peraltiago have a weird thing for Holt.😂😂😂😂

[@crm1301]

Comedy peaked at "my piece of crap son-in-law bit me"

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Wrong. It's during the I Want It That Way cold open

[@crm1301]

@@ezelfrancisco1349 i accept

[@yaseenahmed9564]

you could tell Boyle was dreaming because it means that hitchcock has a daughter

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

@@yaseenahmed9564it'd still be weird that his son in law decided to bite him

[@isabellanebs22]

Seriously it's so underrated

[@sambrown3900]

Nothing but respect for number 5 singing his heart out even though he would get arrested 😂

[@ripmacmiller]

I mean he had to anyway, wouldve been suspicious if he didn't sing it

[@avw8119]

"Three is plenty. so is zero."
I wanna marry her

[@GP-qo6yz]

av w SAME

[@traaa]

So did Boyle

[@mynirv]

i was reading this as it played! That was so weird

[@xxaryaxx1678]

That's my new life quote😂😂

[@stevesome1202]

she’s mine😠

[@marcferme]

"Ahhh yes, the First Pubic War, the sexiest of wars"

[@RegisEduardo.s]

"Hello, Kevin, it's me, Raymond Holt." kills me ever single time. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@orsolyalevay2830]

I was looking for this comment 😃

[@Eli_Is_Cool]

@@orsolyalevay2830 Yeah same.

[@Ana.Garcia.]

And when he spells his last name on the opera scene? "The tickets are in my name. H.. O.." 😂😂😂 These two are my favourites

[@samspahr6903]

My favorite part about the “I want it that way” cold open is that the lineup, is a bunch of people who don’t look anything alike. It’s the little things.

[@bihcmcbichface8801]

Sam Spahr yeah because the victim (well technically it was the victim’s sister) didn’t see the perp. the line-up was probably people who were in the bar at the time

[@CanelaAguila]

They do all have some sort of beard

[@tripdiz1341]

To build on Bihc mcb point 16:51 the victims’ sister states that she was “hiding in a bathroom stall”, while her bother was being murdered by the suspect. She only heard the accused by his voice.
Best cold open of the bunch

[@danniwills8739]

Let's be real there voices blend prefectly

[@manaphy0993]

But no cupcake match

[@michaelkavanagh5779]

I will never get over 15:40 when jake says "Do it harder" it is one of the weirdest and funniest things about his character

[@sopie108]

110% shame kink

[@NeddyMontz]

Hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheNinthGenerarion]

@@sopie108 more pain, aka masochism, not quite shame.

[@MozeXI]

@@TheNinthGenerarion as a masochist I've never felt so validated by a character

[@enigma2875]

"Ya'll she woke up like dis" is the best quote in the entire video.
I've replayed it nearly 5 times.

[@Tom-vs6pu]

Love that “In my belly” just so serious

[@cesarm206]

I love that at 8:57 they did a call back to Holt using contractions when he lies

[@beccafeeney7688]

cesarm206 I never noticed that!!

[@mozzytrainer]

I think he figured that out in a later season

[@crm1301]

20:09 _Paddington_ (2015)

[@stillwatchingnetflix]

CR Marsh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ozu2647]

Exactly what i thought

[@ob1905]

netflix adaptation

[@Kassiddy]

Jake trying so hard to not freak out when he hears the bomb threat because Amy's already freaking out big time, it's so sweet.

[@yashii1311]

No he didn’t freak out because he knew that holt would think it was a bomb cuz the gift was so suspicious

[@tubakandemir1725]

Full names:
Terrence Vincent Jeffords
Regina Linetti
Raymond Jacob Holt
Norm Scully
Jacob (SHERLOCK) Peralta
Charles Boyle
Amy Santiago
Rosalita Díaz
Michael Hitchcock
BTW, I searched it from Wikipedia...

[@mostitoasty7765]

Rosalita? I thought it was rosa diaz

[@audthegod4687]

Tuba Gunvar it’s actually Jacob SHERLOCK Peralta. Sorry I had to mention that

[@dannyarmas6850]

You forgot spaghetti confetti.

[@jidusaleh]

Norman scully

[@planetsolaris]

It's Jacob SHERLOCK Peralta, he legally changed his name-

[@Ana.Garcia.]

We have to give props to the actress that played the "I want it that way" scene. She is so serious, I could never 😂😂😂

[@movecount]

4:48 Terry's mildly insulted remark is _everything._

[@dshockeybreaks]

I love that by season 5 holt just goes with what jake says, especially about the bugs bunny opera question lol

[@afunctioningadult507]

"Noooo Sherlock wants his present! " 🤣🤣

[@TBoring]

9:43 just noticed Amy didn’t say yes. Probably just so she can FINALLY give Captain Holt a gift

[@Sana-nh6ox]

9:57 "wait this isn't my order" LMAO

[@CardsNSleevesTCG]

Poor Terry, just tryna hold a sparkler

[@clayongunzelle9555]

I'm here for just 2 words
"Like yeast!!!!!"

[@julietfaith8610]

I needed to make it to 100

[@alecchristiaen4856]

"i'm already dressed"
"i'm also dressed"
this quaint little bit of dialogue is lifted verbatim from Amy Santiago's sex tape

[@khalidkhan-hs2ft]

" To sex with Amy "
I almost died laughing at that moment

[@censusgary]

“Human hair is indistinguishable from badger fur.”
- Donald Trump’s life philosophy

[@lilagowrie7602]

Living rent free up there huh😅

[@jflanagan9696]

Don't worry, memory is the second thing to go with old age. Eventually, you won't be thinking about Hilary's loss 25/8.

[@Kaoss134]

I wanna like your comment but the number is too perfect right now

[@smeni9495]

This comments replies are getting salty

[@chashubokchoy8999]

@@jflanagan9696 hating trump doesn’t equate to liking hilary lmao he’s just a piece of shit

[@Cornerbog]

Did anyone else realise that when Amy twisted Jake's arm, he told her to do it harder?

[@QixTheDS]

Cornerbog it honestly sounded less like Jake and more like some improv by Andy, but it was funny regardless.

[@cheddarcedar]

In the heist where Jake proposes, Amy berates him for being boring and predictable. Jake's response was something like "You're being so mean!...do it more." Jake is low-key a masochist and it cracks me up.

[@stimcc9890]

@@QixTheDS it might be, but it’s also a reoccurring characteristic. Like when Amy calls him Boring and he says “You’re being so mean! Do it more…”

[@QixTheDS]

@@stimcc9890 Yeah that’s true.

[@valegames3496]

I just love Rosa and Jake’s relationship since the police academy

[@wtfgoats]

it kinda annoys me how everyone ignores that rosa was ASLO in jail but jake just acts like he’s the only one that was in jail

[@rajt9996]

Ikr

[@kimaya1994]

Lmao I didn't even notice but yeah

[@isabellasopo3555]

Right! I would love a flashback to her jail time later on. Like an enemy she made in jail or something gets out and goes after her. Season eight!

[@davidjackson241]

I like to think she ran the prison while there.

[@devildevious2646]

Jail was in rosa

[@caraencabo2848]

"Ah yes, the pubic war, the sexiest of all wars…" never fails to crack me up 😂

[@mbbbb2]

The red hat scene is one of the funniest things ive seen on this show

[@diegosoltero4323]

Scully "no I'm definitely not" at least he's honest

[@finperks8495]

The “in my belly” has to be one of the best quote lines ever made

[@ivandphantom9028]

0:51 It was at this moment that I knew, It was all a dream

[@jaywinner328]

I love how they did an in-universe recap for episode one by having Scully be oblivious of previous events.

[@therealwilldalbey]

Anyone else want to read the skyfire series?

[@the_album_guy]

1 R3411Y D0

[@Jimothyjohns]

William Dalbey wish it was real. Is it?

[@Troop3r666]

@@Jimothyjohns sounds pretty similar to Game of Thrones

[@VesOnYT]

He Who Laughs Last
NO GAME OF THRONES IS A SKYFIRE THING BOYLE GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS

[@sportsfan8404]

I mean the Parks and Rec team published Pawnee:Born and Raised, and the same people made this show (I think). So if we ask enough maybe this will happen

[@alcanalimposible]

This show is so good I thought the video was a compilation of the best cold opens lol

[@mikehenry1488]

"The Jerky Boys? They're back!?"
damn that was so obscure I lost it.

[@NikoKEK]

The "I want it That Way" made me watch the whole show, (or at least till season 5 because Polish Netflix)
I regret nothing.

[@looweeiss]

15:41
"Do it harder"
KINKY
I like it

[@RookieTravelDiaries]

20:21 I like how Gina gave the most adequate reaction to whatever that was. 😂😂

[@kurtisbeeforth8718]

13:42 best episode of b99

[@pigglesgoomshby7249]

Your comment is acceptable

[@TheMemeSchemer]

4:00

[@paozialcita933]

Actually I think that's the only episode where they only featured 3 characters. The acting was just magnificent

[@Kristiekins2]

YES!

[@Kristiekins2]

@@paozialcita933 Technically there's 5 if you count Gina at the beginning and Charles at the very end.

[@MrsLPAmy]

13:50 Definitely my favourite episode.

[@parkerdinhwilliams15]

Amy's happy dances are always so so good.

[@jimmyjeff1777]

15:47 holt being actually happy for amy is adorable

[@movecount]

This season had the best cold opens. "I want it that way", "There's pigeon everywhere" and "Fine, I was trying something and it didn't work"

[@anonymousx2394]

I really love how the rest of the 99 doesn't even turn their heads when the detectives do suuuuper weird things. they're just used to it

[@aanyasrivastava9234]

can we appreciate how jake can be friends with literally everyone.

[@minecraftgamer2474]

Ok but at 9:09 That was really impressive how he was able to guess who everyone had... like damn Jake damn....

[@emilhinchliff]

“The problem is you’re thinking like detectives.”
Skully: “No I’m definitely not”

[@blaireprince3709]

i never noticed before how jake says “do it harder” when amy twists his arm like that LMAO

[@poseidonsmafia1160]

„It‘s finally HAAPPEENIIIING!!!!“

[@kirsten97]

Terry: Just eating butter like a popsicle huh, Boyle?
Charles: Yeah, I know, I’m spoiling myself.

[@kershonkoracg.bumanlag1023]

The face of the first guy when jake ask him to sing the first verse of i want it that way was gold

[@thararamesh315]

2:38 Okay No big Deal
2:48 O boy that happened so fast GUARDS!!
😂😂

[@blank_canvas3391]

11:33 Kevin’s little “ahh!” Gets me every time, so cute

[@person93647]

OMG YEAH-

[@tylerdurden9896]

G A I

[@brenna_boop6341]

I never noticed that before😭😭

[@prewprew3959]

1:15 omggg one of the most underrated ones

[@neofran5043]

Boyle: Kevin, Dr. Einstein!....
Jake: Ah! Proffesor McGonagall....
Nice undercover names, quite creative 😂😂😂

[@jasminedavis3030]

Yo, I thought it was hilarious when the whole precinct got quiet when Holt walked in with the bowler hat on, but Gina’s was absolutely priceless IMO. 🤣🤣😂😂

[@killabarbie4923]

Do it harder! Jake was into it when Amy attacked him. 🤣

[@montecarlowithdawningornam1817]

Jake and Rosa's friendship is one of my favorite things about this show

[@ilovepokemon119]

They used Holts tell when he lied to jake "I don't have you Peralta". God damn the attention to detail I love this

[@emilyjoplin5367]

16:04 i laughted to hard at this

[@MrGamesaregreat]

Scully is definitely not thinking like a detective.

[@Mugruncher]

Terry’s wife putting a pot by the bed in case Terry hurls is relationship goals

[@rodman728]

3:20 this actually looks so good

[@issaadan6685]

Scully and hitchcock are everyday moods

[@connorvincent6287]

14:41 do it harder. Never noticed this.

[@chimichanga269]

15:41

[@x.floralbubbles.x3327]

Jake:“the problem is your thinking like detectives”. Scully: “no I’m definitely not” 😂

[@gabzd]

Oh god. Season 5 really is their best so far.

[@GLBizzie]

Agreed! Season 6 was great but felt like building on fan favorite jokes from the last 5 seasons and u could see that the cancellation hurt them

[@curtislui2675]

20:07 the best scene with no dialogue 🤣

[@creepypenqueen]

He looks exactly like paddington bear wearing that XD

[@94deepz]

That "I want it that way" Jake made me watch the whole series and I loved every second of it.

[@Umar-hh2nh]

Jake: the problem is you are all thinking like detectives
Scully: no I’m not 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gisforhungry]

I want to know how Kevin reacts and feels about Holt and his formality, and how he just rolls with it 😂

[@lifeisbitvlover171]

11:32 I feel like Boyle should've been the one taking him away and Jake the one dressed as kevin, height and weight wise

[@jason_984]

8:37 jake turned his back on Boyle so quickly 😂

[@chimichanga269]

The whole getting Phillip Davidson to confess was genius

[@saamjaza1742]

"THERE'S PIGEON EVERYWHERE!"
Utterly dramatic, horrifying AND tragic.

[@boombababoomba]

This show has made me love Halloween more than Christmas

[@RennieRens]

'Scary Rosa holding a scary picture of an owl' is one of my absolute favourite things that have happened and I don't even know why.

[@emmet1628]

I literally went to a backstreet boys concert and sang, "nOw nUmBeR 5!"

[@sophieb5037]

*now num-ber fi-ive*
~~I never wanna hear you sayyy, I want it that way~~
Wow, that's was amazing. Literal chills!!
It was number five, number 5 killed my brother.
Oh my God I forgot we were doing that.

[@IanCookUS]

I thought it was "I forgot about that part"

[@MasoHQlC5GW5btFZ]

@@IanCookUS number 3 was amazing!

[@farizumar9661]

no one:
amy: "oH No ItS HApPenINgGgg"

[@katbaker8742]

No one can ever listen to ‘I want it that way’ without hearing ‘Now number five’ again.

[@ShadeScarecrow]

6:20 how did I never notice that skully is about to eat some dried up thanksgiving decoration corn xD

[@kylaashleyyy]

Kr43he omggg and he was putting salt on it!! 🤣 I just rewatched after I saw your comment. Lol

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

Kr43he is THAT what it is?!?? I was literally tryna find out what it was for the past 10 mins haha

[@noeliairustavalverde9052]

Yes hi, I’m here to cry about season 8 being the final season :(

[@plauvion]

The problem is your thinking like detectives
Scully: no I’m definitely not.

[@tharunialampali27]

11:32 Professor McGonagall😂😂