So you tellin' me *Eats a skittle* *Converts to Islam* *Shoots at a movie screen* *Saves a copy of Lego Star war 2 to an SD card* *Eats a skittle* *Commits terrorism* *Ascends to a high point in reality*
"Hey Ryuk, what are you doing ?" "Testing the Death Note, I tried writing the same name 5 times and nothing, I think its busted" "No, its working fine, that Dingo kid is just indestructible, trust me, all the other Shinigami tried too"
Same here: Never had a broken bone or a cavity in my life but i - Almost drowned in a rainwater vat when i was a toddler - Almost fell to my death from the 5th floor when i was 3 - Almost died of meningitis when i was 8 - And this one time i opened a car door while we where going through a roundabout. I was sitting on the outer side. With no seatbelt. In a car doing 30kph. My mum caught me by my foot though so i only had very light scratches where my face met the asphalt.
It all started when I was born. Literally. I didn’t breathe for six minutes after being born. Then I almost died a few time when I was in the NICU. Then there’s the asthma attacks. And the psycho kid who tried to drown me, along with the PTSD they brought upon me. Oh, and the time I fell on my head and probably got a concussion, almost forgot about that.
Also, I have a group of friends who run a DnD game with me, and one of them play's a wizard, and, 9 times out of 10, when he casts sleep on an enemy, it does nothing.
My close call with death is when I was 2 months old. My dad was sitting on this yoga ball we have, and he was rocking me. He rolled back too far, so he fell backwards, while dropping me straight down onto the floor... my skull cracked.
Me and my DnD group loved your video. When I made my DnD character, I added a wild Magic breath as a possibility when she uses magic (My character went heavy on the Elder Scrolls Dragonborn stuffs.. yeah...) And my friend chuckled and put a hand on my shoulder and said. "Just don't release a Tarrasque."
sorry for autism but the way you phrased that sounds like part of a touhou game's title to me lawlz "Dingo Doodles and the series of mysterious cliff incidents" XD
Dingo” i’ve never had a broken bone before” Me”cool” Dingo” i’ve never sprained anything before” Me”ok” Dingo” heck I’ve never even had a cavity” Me”YOU LUCKY LITTLE-“
Been watching your d&d videos for a while now and somehow missed this gem. Think its funny how you were worried about recording and now you make videos that have legit put tears in my eyes with your voice acting. "Past you" would be so proud of you now!
As the child of a Canadian teacher who has been around other teachers their entire life, I can guarantee that primary school teachers do in fact have that exact same reaction every time a field trip like that happens. Especially since I grew up in a very hill and mountain filled area as well. I still get stories from my mom of the teachers who deal with the 5 y/o's all day and the shenanigans (and near death experiences) that ensue.
PAST DINGO: I love death FURTURE DINGO WITHOUT SIPS: I hate death DINGO WITH SIPS: I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE DEATH whats going on... another one: The years before Dingo were piled on kids: I dont care f I LIVE or DIE. When Dingo gets piled on kids: aw. I die. :C EDIT: OMG tysm for the highlight! ^^
Were it me, you would find an ancient gold Dragon, Exert such inhuman force to ACTUALLY hurt the dang thing, and if you make the dexterity save to avoid being crushed as it curls into a ball, DC 15, It would then grant you one cast of the Wish spell, to make you gp away and never approach it again.
Dad: don't talk Dingo: talks "I'm pretty sure my dad needed a break of parenting after that" Teacher: dont run Dingo: runs "Im pretty sure my teacher needed a break of teaching after that"
There is a consistency, but we need at least a third time like this to make statistically relevant approval of young Dingo flipping out grown ups, and almost sending them to psychiatry :D
Me: "Hey Dingo, what do 3 yr olds talk about with their dads?" Dingo: "Uhh, taxes?" Me: "Hey Dingo, what do 5 yr olds do?" Dingo: "Taxes?" Me: ō_ō "Yeah, makes sense."
Great video. Very entertaining. Don't get too wrapped up about terrible starting videos (trust me, yours are just fine). Speaking from experience, everyone hates their first few videos. Just keep up the good work! :)
You said the advice about talking faster helped, and it shows! This video is very well paced, and you speak very clearly. You're learning fast, this is already leagues of quality better than your last one. Also, even though people are talking a lot about your D&D video, don't be afraid to make more videos like this! These stories were hilarious, and I'd love to hear more stories from your life. I'm really excited to see what you have in store!
Hey, no need to talk faster and be more enthusiastic. You've got YOUR own style, and that style makes you unique. Keep up the good work, stay yourself!
When the Reaper comes home to his wife, he is going to tell her he had another near Dingo experience today.
Schwarzer Ritter ha lol 😂😂😂
Reaper: "had a near Dingo experience today."
Wife: "Again! What is with that kid?"
😂😂😂😂😹🤣😹🤣😹😂😹
:) 😂😂😂😂
I love this. I just love it.
Dingo: I dont knock on death's door..
Also Dingo: I ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that
911 likes... i dont want to ruin it...
Ruined it
Yes
It said 920 I RUINED IT
930!!
Dingo: *Choking*
Dingo's dad: You are being rescued. Please do not resist.
Dingo: *Resists anyways*
Nice rouge one reference
*Resistance intensifies*
*Intensified* *resistance* *Intensifies*
@@seshgreen4084 that's actually I, robot
You know it's an old video when it doesn't end with "*smacks lips* YEAH"
Her first video ended with that.
@@victoriasefton4455 6 peaple seem to agree with him/her so ye
So you tellin' me
*Eats a skittle*
*Converts to Islam*
*Shoots at a movie screen*
*Saves a copy of Lego Star war 2 to an SD card*
*Eats a skittle*
*Commits terrorism*
*Ascends to a high point in reality*
Honestly I kinda like that at the end had some unique charm to it I guess
and yes I respond to you after a year I started re-watching a couple vids :b
@@Crystal_Chaos Valid honestly
Dingo: *is dying*
Dad: I offer you life
Also dingo: *refuses*
Dad: ''twas not an offer
XD
Anthony Cox she ded woo
Meh me ded too
Me too :)
卄卂卄卂卄卂 ꒒ꂦ꒒ 🅃🄷🄰🅃 🆆🅰🆂 🅐🅜🅐🅩🅘🅝🅖
"Hey Ryuk, what are you doing ?"
"Testing the Death Note, I tried writing the same name 5 times and nothing, I think its busted"
"No, its working fine, that Dingo kid is just indestructible, trust me, all the other Shinigami tried too"
KaiserAfini YES!!!
Yes
-Dead-
KaiserAfini Amazing Death Note joke
You better not have put my name in it yesterday
Dad: “DONT DRINK FROM THE HOSE!”
Dingo: *drinks from the hose*
Also dad: “DRINK THE HOSE”
Also Dingo: *well now I’m not doing it*
YeS. dRiNk tHe SoLiD oBjEcT.
LOL no hate
Fourth reply nobody can get this fourth reply.
but what if i delete my 1st reply
@@indestructiblebedrock7549 it’s still fourth just you deleted it
@@Ivyevolution also im here ;o
Dingo: “I was a pretty tough kid”
Also Dingo: scared at the simplest things like sprinklers, puddles and even bugs that can’t kill you.
Bugs are normal though but good
Roaches bite, don’t say that shit.
Her Dad: Don't talk
Her: *talks*
Her Teacher: Don't run
Her: *Runs*
Chaotic neutral
Brenna Wilhoit
Her dad: drink from the watterhose
Her: Refuses to drink
I'm detecting a theme...
Drinking when your choking could make it worse
I shall help create the 69
Dingo’s dad: don’t say nothin
Dingo: ok
Dingo’s brain: wait...
Nah dingo was thinking of...bugs...or rocks...it taxes
Or*
Dingo rolled nat 1
Toby fox: let’s add music to undertale
Characters:FRIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKK ITSSSSSSSS SOOOOOOOO FRICKIN LOUDDDDDDDDD
What I was expecting in the 3rd story: "They didn't notice me, they were probably talking about Bugs and Rocks and... Taxes"
"Now there's like 25k here"
Video: Crosses out & puts 40k.
Me: 2 years does a lot, 600k now.
It’s 666k now. Just wanted to document that.
@@SorowFame it hit 667k 3 days after your documentation, so have an addendum.
@@basilchristofis3863 I wanted to document it because 666 is one of those numbers. Though it’s nice there’s more subscribers now.
7⁸
Almost 700k now
“T H E F I R S T cliff incident”
part 2?
Hum... Is that why she draw someone else that the teacher at 1:45 ?
she sure left us on a *cliffhanger*
@@VonKuro that's her mom
Let’s hope it’s the last ;-;
First video: Karaoke = Death
Second Video: Escaping Death
I'm detecting a theme here.
KreativAce Dingo's Death Doodles
aka "How I became a Lich" by Dingo Doodles
The responsibilities of reaping. A dingos guide to doodling through death. Remastered edition
Aaron S IN REAL LIFE!!!
KreativAce Next:Saving death
Death: I. AM. DEATH
Dingo: Death? We don't want any.
Teacher: dont run
Dingo: FRICK NAW REEEEEEEEEEEE
teacher: so you chosen death
Dingo: roles down a mountain at top speed and NEARLY DIES
Also Dingo: Tis but a scratch
Rowen Harman this is so much better than the top coments
Thanks
Rowen Harman LOL
Tis is just a flesh wound
ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND
They see me rollin.
They screamin
Luna Tones Love it 👍🏾
I just made the same comment but more dingo like.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I'm just bursting in tears laughing right now! (BIT)
Dingo: "And that was the first cliff incident."
Me: WHAT WAS THE SECOND?!!
ye ik right?
🎶they see me rollin’🎶
🎶 they hatin’ 🎶
🎶Tryin to catch ridin dirty🎶
I couldn’t help myself 😂😂😂
Us: Did you die?
Dingo: saddly yes...
Us: *GASP*
Dingo: BUT I LIVED!
Ice age refrence
Ha that's funny
My brain: *Kaploosh*
TheRusse
Us: *rolls eyes*
Death: the F*CK
Teacher: So I run Dingo to save her from falling of the cliff
DM: alright, roll for athletics check
Teacher: nat 20
Dm: thank you
Meanwhile Dingo is rolling nat1s on acrobatics.
[Oooooooooiooo
“I was definitely one of those kids you needed to keep an eye on”
Me, despite turning 15 this year
Same here: Never had a broken bone or a cavity in my life but i
- Almost drowned in a rainwater vat when i was a toddler
- Almost fell to my death from the 5th floor when i was 3
- Almost died of meningitis when i was 8
- And this one time i opened a car door while we where going through a roundabout. I was sitting on the outer side. With no seatbelt. In a car doing 30kph. My mum caught me by my foot though so i only had very light scratches where my face met the asphalt.
I almost drowned
Natural selection had it out for you.
It all started when I was born. Literally. I didn’t breathe for six minutes after being born. Then I almost died a few time when I was in the NICU. Then there’s the asthma attacks. And the psycho kid who tried to drown me, along with the PTSD they brought upon me. Oh, and the time I fell on my head and probably got a concussion, almost forgot about that.
...
Wau
Her: *_i always avoid death!_*
Death: *_am I a joke to y o u.._*
(dingo) Yes!
Indeed
Sudenly, I think Final Destination
Liked the DnD video? No...
We *Loved* it!
Agreed.
Bryce Mckenzie I literally laughed my bum off
So true. I nearly died from how little I got to breathe between laughs from that video.
Agreed!
Also, I have a group of friends who run a DnD game with me, and one of them play's a wizard, and, 9 times out of 10, when he casts sleep on an enemy, it does nothing.
My close call with death is when I was 2 months old. My dad was sitting on this yoga ball we have, and he was rocking me. He rolled back too far, so he fell backwards, while dropping me straight down onto the floor... my skull cracked.
“Welcome to the weird wagon, no drinks included.”
Ok, but are there cookies?
No but we have cake for when she hits 700K 🎂
Dad: dont say anything or you could choke
Dingo: OK 'chocking intensifies'
Dad: So you have chosen death
so... you have chosen the crispy option
Ok...lol
Dad: Don't talk or you'll die
Dingo: "Hold my Beer" *chokes*
Lmfao!!
@Ohmagoshjosh WILL YOU TAKE YOUR NOT FUNNYS AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
Dingo: hold my grape juice
Teacher panic attacks for trips are real. Every single time we schedule a trip, there's the how do we make sure no one dies discussion.
"How the hell is this dude still alive?" -Peter Quill, Avengers: Infinity War
That teacher is hella skilled and fast.. My god. She needs an award.
right?
Maybe it was adrenaline
tru :)
Probably would have gotten sued or fired if she didn’t... but still...
And honestly, after THAT kind of stress, an early retirement.
Me and my DnD group loved your video.
When I made my DnD character, I added a wild Magic breath as a possibility when she uses magic (My character went heavy on the Elder Scrolls Dragonborn stuffs.. yeah...) And my friend chuckled and put a hand on my shoulder and said.
"Just don't release a Tarrasque."
lol
Lol
Ha lol
Oh ok...
WHY THE FUCK THE 3 LAST RESPONSES WERE JUST "lol" WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAINCELLS PEOPLE?!
trollkill1314 Ikr?
Grim reaper:How have you survived so many years of me trying to kill you
Dingo:I’m an immortal you CANT
*Princes of the Universe plays.*
"Dont say anything."
"Ok."
Teacher: Okay everybody, remember NOT to run down the mountain.
Dingo: *Has every single Sonic the Hedgehog theme in her head*
😂😂😂
This whole comment section is making me laugh
GOTTA GO FAST
Dingo at 3: I almost choked to death.
20 years later, Dingo's DnD character: i. Choke. EVERYONE!
I see a pattern there
LOL i didn’t think of that but cool thought!
*BIRAN*
*MTAATAATATTATATA*
HahhaahhHHahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahah
Funny
Shank everyone
“Dw guys, I survived everytime.”
S P O I L E R S S??
Man I just loved doing Taxes as a kid
The _first_ cliff incident. ಠ_ಠ
sorry for autism but the way you phrased that sounds like part of a touhou game's title to me lawlz
"Dingo Doodles and the series of mysterious cliff incidents" XD
oh don't worry, 5% of them are about a guy named cliff
Shes a golden god. Shes jumped off cliffs before.
@@grobanlover292 lmao I've found my people
@@dddmemaybe I got a chuckle out of that.
"Hey guys, whatcha doin'?"
"Avoiding death."
"Come again?"
"I'm avoiding death!"
Yeah avoiding tests duhhh. 😂
“You’ll be good bro”
“I just want to see a tree!”
TRRROOOOOOOOGGGGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!
Trogdor you are like cinnamon
Seeing how much you and your videos have grown in 2 years is awesome Dingo. Congratulations on the awesomeness that is you.
“Don’t worry guys i survived every time” is a funni
i actually enjoy that quirky, akward personality.
it's cute.
Sorenmine your so right
I agree it is awesome
yeah great point her animations are funny too top ten youtube waifu
I think she just reminds me of some of my friends xD
Personally I don’t like her personality as it comes of as generic.
It's awesome to see how much has changed in your videos. Great job Dingo!
The face at 1:23 just killed me
Dingo” i’ve never had a broken bone before”
Me”cool”
Dingo” i’ve never sprained anything before”
Me”ok”
Dingo” heck I’ve never even had a cavity”
Me”YOU LUCKY LITTLE-“
Same
Same
Idk how I even have 0 cavities either even though I like eating Snickers
*quack*
Maybe😐
Came for the D&D stayed for the personality best of luck with the CZcams channel
Came for D&D, stayed for more D&D. There is currently one real funny animation channel that focuses on D&D. And he can do videos only this often.
Bleflar *cough puffin forrest *cough
Yea true ig I found this channel while watching puffin so
animated spellbook is also pretty good
For some reason, I can imagine the cliff experience very vividly lol
6:18
So thats a real... CLIFF HANGER!!!! XD
Straight to the extreme with you.
No broken bones just DEATH
Also same
Been watching your d&d videos for a while now and somehow missed this gem. Think its funny how you were worried about recording and now you make videos that have legit put tears in my eyes with your voice acting. "Past you" would be so proud of you now!
You are awesome! I love your stories.
tbh the most appealing thing in your videos are your character's facial expressions xD they are like a perfect mix between funny and adorable :v
los que hablan inglés no usan el pacman bro xd,asi que es facil identificar a un hispanohablante
@@tommyaguirre3479 y quién dijo que yo era gringo? XD si quiero hablar inglés voy a hablar inglés, por favor no mames
Big_Bruddah The Show ikr
IIThe-_-TomII why did you reply in a different language? Like who dose that
@@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711 youre acting like talking in a different lenguage is a bad thing xD
And *on the internet* of all places
well now there 40,000 of us, congratulations!! welcome to the CZcams life and I am so sorry 🎊
No u
Owen Pagkaliwangan I M S H O O K
Ladie Marly
Hi shook
I remember when i first saw this video at 40k subs, and now we're at 580k. what a lovely thing to be a part of. Thanks, Dingo
Came back to watch have been watching you since early times love the animations! Keep them up! When you’re able!
As the child of a Canadian teacher who has been around other teachers their entire life, I can guarantee that primary school teachers do in fact have that exact same reaction every time a field trip like that happens. Especially since I grew up in a very hill and mountain filled area as well. I still get stories from my mom of the teachers who deal with the 5 y/o's all day and the shenanigans (and near death experiences) that ensue.
_fun for all ages_
You can't help but wonder how they do it. She compares looking after the 5 year olds as being like herding cats but the cats are easier to control.
Teacher: now. I want you to not run down the mountain.
Dingo: UR 2 SL0W
PAST DINGO: I love death
FURTURE DINGO WITHOUT SIPS: I hate death
DINGO WITH SIPS: I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE DEATH
whats going on...
another one:
The years before Dingo were piled on kids: I dont care f I LIVE or DIE.
When Dingo gets piled on kids: aw. I die. :C
EDIT: OMG tysm for the highlight! ^^
This channel makes me smile and chuckle 😊
When you keep rolling ones but your dm really doesn't want you to die yet so through miraculous luck you survive.
Andrew Mudery
You mean like Puffin Forrest?
Hayden Frost lol yup
correction: when you roll a shit ton of natural 20s after doing stupid stuff
No! I've got it! Dingo is really a HALFLING!
"There's 25000 of you"
*and now there's 327K*
And now it's 371k
Nope it’s 372k
*357,153
@@ProfessionalGoober *386k
399k let get to 400k guys
Take your time reading, you're fast enough as it is. And again your voice is just so soothing 😅🤣 so glad I found your channel!
Almost 750K, congrats!
Dingo: *rolling down a hill*
Teacher: run to save dingo*
*insert running through the 90's song in the background*
Dingo: starts choking
Dingo's father: lol what's the heimlich lez get the hose
"How does Heimlich work?... You do... Shit, forget it, stuff a hose in her mouth!"
Red forest
Dingo: no...
Her dad: ??????
I've almost died every time lol
I really like your content so I'm subbing
The CZcams algorithm is strong with you young padawan.
THIS IS THE POWER OF THE D&D COMMUNITY!
No one's lost sir pikachu. We subbed on purpose.
That's because they already tested it(Saiko)
I didn't say you didn't
@@derphamsterslicer321 JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE
Jeez you've been rolling low numbers your whole life
Followed by great saving throws at the very last secund :)
But always succeeded on the death saving throws.
she's been succeeding on the charisma (performance) checks though
wpk m I would say the people succeeding are her party members
Love your shows
Loving your life story👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
D&D game: *starts*
Me: I search for a male dragon *rolls natural 20*
Also me: I kick it in the balls *rolls natural 20 again*
Dungeon master: +_+
why
@@missycat7598 le dragon NEEDS A VASECTOMY AND I HAVE NO SHARP THINGS
Were it me, you would find an ancient gold Dragon, Exert such inhuman force to ACTUALLY hurt the dang thing, and if you make the dexterity save to avoid being crushed as it curls into a ball, DC 15, It would then grant you one cast of the Wish spell, to make you gp away and never approach it again.
You have succeeded where millions have failed
I just imagine you need to roll a pair of dice everyday to see if you live... one day, one day
Derp Chaos
*Shuffles Dice*
Come on~ Snake eyes~
*Rolls 12* Damn it!!!
It's like a monk hit you with quivering palm since birth and you have to live the rest of your life with random death check.
The amount of times I’ve ran into you is kinda creepy
Lol yep
ChilledChaos bot your fates are tied.
Dang, this is so good!
6:54 Josuke: I'll say!
Dad: don't talk
Dingo: talks
"I'm pretty sure my dad needed a break of parenting after that"
Teacher: dont run
Dingo: runs
"Im pretty sure my teacher needed a break of teaching after that"
“I’m pretty sure need to not copy the first comment”
There is a consistency, but we need at least a third time like this to make statistically relevant approval of young Dingo flipping out grown ups, and almost sending them to psychiatry :D
Pansooyah mom* dont steal
Pansooyah*steals top comment
Dad: “Don't talk!”
Dingo: talks
Dad: *You weren't suppose to do that!*
I don't know how bad this is, but, during the sledding incident, I almost thought you were gonna say, "So this is how I die, surrounded by boys."
@@parrotuwu7276 uh..........
R/Ihadastroke
Jeez, i think she posted that with her forehead.
Just straight up, *BANG* comment posted.
@@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
@@ThatOneLegendEmerald
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
You are wonderful. No need to talk faster or more enthusiastic. Just wonderful.
Dingo: drinks not included
Me: A WHAT NOT-
* Then me: gets all the drinks and keeps watching the video *
Me: "Hey Dingo, what do 3 yr olds talk about with their dads?"
Dingo: "Uhh, taxes?"
Me: "Hey Dingo, what do 5 yr olds do?"
Dingo: "Taxes?"
Me: ō_ō "Yeah, makes sense."
Haha!!
I can just imagine death going,"I just want this one, is that too much to ask?"
Like with Rincewind in the Diskworld series?
You are so good at storytelling!
Man i really like these life story vids
Great video. Very entertaining. Don't get too wrapped up about terrible starting videos (trust me, yours are just fine). Speaking from experience, everyone hates their first few videos. Just keep up the good work! :)
You said the advice about talking faster helped, and it shows! This video is very well paced, and you speak very clearly. You're learning fast, this is already leagues of quality better than your last one. Also, even though people are talking a lot about your D&D video, don't be afraid to make more videos like this! These stories were hilarious, and I'd love to hear more stories from your life. I'm really excited to see what you have in store!
Nearly 700k subs now. You earned all of them.
We need more stories..... AND MOAAAAR FOOOLS GOLD
Dying builds character.
Dark Souls Quote?
Matt Blankenbaker Actually it's a reference to a comic with a charmander, squirtle and a bulbasaur that goes buh a lot.
But sure I guess
Spindan omg yes this comic is great
No, house blowing up builds character - colossus in deadpool. Also, sometimes to live you have to die a little - Blind AL, deadpool 2.
I’m pretty sure dying ends charter
So she’s talking about times she almost died
“So I was on the swing once”
Oh boi...
...what you mean...?
(I just want a story)
WELCOME TO THE WEIRD WAGON.
Best introduction to any channel ever.
I’ve watched this so many times and no matter what I nearly die laugh every time
Hey, no need to talk faster and be more enthusiastic. You've got YOUR own style, and that style makes you unique. Keep up the good work, stay yourself!
I bring my own drinks, but I'm happy to be on the weird wagon.
Happy birthday Dingo!
YAY
I love your videos!!!!!!
To the best of your knowledge, you are immortal.
I like the spontaneous non-scripted type of chat. It's casual and enjoyable.