LICH KING - Mascot War (2014)
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- čas přidán 22. 11. 2014
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From the Do-Over EP
One day there was a mascot war, the body count was large
Metal vs. Cereal, and Eddie led the charge
Toucan Sam was kneecapped and his beak was smashed apart
When Murray clubbed him in the face and then ripped out his heart
Tony didn't feel so great when Wrex opened his head
With some friendly violent fun that stupid tiger jerk was dead
Not manned up and with a punch proceeded to lay waste
Planted a fistful of metal right in Wendell's smarmy face
Silly Rabbit didn't look, was in for quite a shock
When Vic Rattlehead came from behind and brained him with a rock
Snaggletooth impaled Booberry on his piggy tusks
And then roasted him, his breath turning the undead fiend to dust
It's a mascot war
Grim Reaper jumped his motorcycle through a church window
There he found the Corn Flake Rooster, killed him with a solid blow
Jack-O-Lantern took one of the seven keys, said "die,"
And then Lucky, that poor bastard got it crammed into his eye
Honey Bee and Chaley battled high above the ground
With a hammer of his head the winged skull, he won the round
Flotzilla towered over all the battle, with a chop
It was doomsday for deceivers known as Snap, Crackle and Pop
Count Chocula, a wooden stake inside his heart, was slain
It was placed there with no mercy by bloodthirsty Baphomet
Cap'n Crunch was stomped upon and then his head was pissed
Because Sargent D was coming and he was on his list
There's too much at stake tonight
Metal mascots take the throne
Diggum's skull is gleaming white
And Frankenberry dies alone
Frankenberry dies alone
Frankenberry dies alone
Mascot war
Breakfasttime your time is up
Show the Honeycomb thing no fear
Hold fast and stand your ground
Our time is now, our moment's here - Komedie
Metal mascots VS Cereal mascots.
FWIW I'm glad the metal mascots won in the end, but I think you should have let at least 1 of the cereals live to show that it was a worthy battle. Bonus chance to start (or continue) a rivalry having some other band's mascot (the DRI guy....) get buried under two scoops of raisins or whatever.
Yeah, admittedly I don't think many people would have lived if the FUCKING SUN from Raisin Bran came down and melted everyone. Lmao
Love the Helloween and Flotsam references.
I could've sworn that ED-209 was also here. Maybe I come from a different universe.
This rules. I can't wait to hear the new version of Toxic Zombie Onslaught as well.
suena muy parecido a kreator, muy ingeniosa la portada con la portada de d.r.i crossover thrash modificada ajajaj
Yes, it does sounds killer, but I cant wait for the new stuff!
Genius!
Killer!
All hail!
❤️
YEAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BAND LOVE VERY VERY - DRUMSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Отлично!
Lo mejor de lo mejor en estos ultimos años cabrones pura adrenalna a explotar full destruccion AWESOME!!!
Ebin battle lol XD
need guitar tab!
Modificaron un poco.la.imagen del álbum de dri crossover lel pero es común verlo en bandas de crossover
Where is the promo version
Hey Shitheads, nice work! Looking forward to hearing more new'ish stuff. \m/
You guys fucking rock my body so hard, every time you shoot your sweet, hot thrash at me, my mind explodes and my ears bleed from the intensity.
#Swag
YAS!!!!!
D.R.I?
fucking awesome !!
fuckin killer!
fuck! the voice was so much better in necromantic...but steel love it
lich King fucking rullesssss
fucking better
FIRST
Garbage. The old version was 1000% better.