Only Assassin's creed fans will find it funny || Assassin Creed/Daily One Machi
Vložit
- čas přidán 25. 10. 2017
- Assasin With Funny Attutude Is Our Assasin Creed Memes
Stay Tuned for More Videos
Thanks For Watching
Subscribe For More
This Is Daily One Machi From India
For Channel Support
Phone Pe -8940078024@ybl
Gmail : dharan709@gmail.com
Video : Assasin Creed Movie & Assasin Creed Game Bondai Nomco
Music : CZcams Copyright Free Library Music
Song name :A new leaf
Type : Music
Music Type :Rock
Creator :Silent Partner
Music Duration 2:00
Song name :Scarlet Fire
Type : Jazz
Music Type :Jazz Fire
Creator :Otis MCdonald
Music Duration 2:22
Song name :Skull Fire
Type : Rock & Roll
Music Type :Music
Creator :Jingle punks
Music Duration 1:18
Song name :By the Sword
Type : Rock
Music Type :Angry
Creator :Ethan Meixsell
Music Duration 3:0
Song name :Belive it
Type : Rock
Music Type :Angry
Creator :Jingle Punks
Music Duration 1:11
Song name :Happy Strummin
Type : Melody
Music Type :Happy
Creator :Audionautix
Music Duration 2:13
Song name :Jon's On Fire
Type : Rock
Music Type :Rock
Creator :Silent Partner
Music Duration 2:49
Song name :Keep It Real
Type : Music
Music Type :Country
Creator :Audionautix
Music Duration 2:01
Song name :Lucky Duck
Type : Music
Music Type :Party
Creator :Silent Partner
Music Duration 1:55
Song name :A new leaf
Type : Music
Music Type :Rock
Creator :Silent Partner
Music Duration 2:00
Song name :Scarlet Fire
Type : Jazz
Music Type :Jazz Fire
Creator :Otis MCdonald
Music Duration 2:22
Song name :Skull Fire
Type : Rock & Roll
Music Type :Music
Creator :Jingle punks
Music Duration 1:18
Song name :By the Sword
Type : Rock
Music Type :Angry
Creator :Ethan Meixsell
Music Duration 3:0
Song name :Belive it
Type : Rock
Music Type :Angry
Creator :Jingle Punks
Music Duration 1:11
Song name :Happy Strummin
Type : Melody
Music Type :Happy
Creator :Audionautix
Music Duration 2:13
Song name :Jon's On Fire
Type : Rock
Music Type :Rock
Creator :Silent Partner
Music Duration 2:49
Song name :Keep It Real
Type : Music
Music Type :Country
Creator :Audionautix
Music Duration 2:01
Song name :Lucky Duck
Type : Music
Music Type :Party
Creator :Silent Partner
Music Duration 1:55 - Zábava
We work in the dark
To serve light
We are assassin
No we are electricians
No Altair,
We are Electricians
My teacher: "This is the Pantheon"
Me: "Yeah it's a building in Rome that was made to represent all the Roman gods and has a large hole in the dome to represent Jupiter's eye."
Teacher: "Very good how do you know this?"
Me: "I jumped through it and stabbed a guy"
Teacher: "WHAT!?"
Me: "I mean....Uh....I jumped off it."
Teacher: "WHAT!?
Me: "crap uh.... I mean.... I've been there"
Teacher: "Oh why didn't you say that?"
Me: **under my breath** her detection meter is turning red. I'll be infamous if I don't hide....
Lmao
biGGEST MOOD
Lol lol
Have you tried blending in or hiding in a haystack?
Most underrated comment
Guard: *pushes me*
Me: "so, you have chosen death"
Tbh, in a real fight you would obviously be on the ground.
OR
Me: **pushes guard**
Guard: so you have chosen death?
Vincenzo
me: **sees guard**
Me; “so, you have chosen death”
@@imayeti.4674 that's so much accurate in my part
Guards on roof: *minding their own business*
Me: So, you have chosen death.
4:33 hurts on a spiritual level.
How it says jump not up. But I understand since in ac ezio game u got a climbing gauntlet but still in newer games it’s hold to climb. I have only experienced this once.
In the original games you just gotta learn BOTTON DESAPLINE in newer games idk just be careful
I have died from this MULTIPLE TIMES
@don't hate me just block yes the sprint botton is the same botton as climb but you could always just go into legs or run its not as fast but you won't fall over as much and you won't climb up buildings. But usually the better option is to find a Parkour starter (usually a wagon, most of the time its covered in cloth) run up those then chase them from the roofs
It's a pain that never seems to go away, no matter what game, if it's got AC's parkour system, that shit *will* happen
“Nobody will notice, if there’s nobody to notice”
Me in stealth missions
HAHA FUNNY FACEBOOK MEMES
that's only funny meme here
My motto
No,we a electrician
Ezio: see the haystack?
Mirror edge character: you're mad!
Ezio: thank goodness, if I wasn't this'd probably never work
Ezio: *jumps* see? Is fine!
@@norasimionescu5570 Pirates of the Caribean reference??
"mirrors edge character" you mean Faith?
Nora Symi So it would seem
Faith jumps on cushions covered with a tarp from very high places that even an assassin wouldn't survive but suddenly she's scared of haystacks lol
Jumping across beams with perfect balance
"Must be drunk" 😂😂😂
The npc says that when they see you parkour...IT MAKES ME WANNA KILL INNOCENT
boy in lisbon november 1755: when i grow up i wanna be-
Shay cormac: *NO*
Stanley LMFAOOOOOOOO
Lmfao
The only thing ur gonna be is a ghost
I just 100%ed the game today.
SwaGGPlayZz thats what everyone does in quarantine 😂
"Ezio Auditore De La La La"
- Yusuf Tazim 😎
My favourite moment in Assassin's creed
Requescat In Pace Yusuf
My name is Yusuf too and i'm turkish rest in peace yusuf tazim
I would be Yusuf Tazim da Istanbul
I would be Yusuf Efe SARGIN da Istanbul becuse I was born in istanbul too
Yusuf Tazim Da İstanbul
@@Tadakuni2 jxhskdgsksgsjsgd
"Try 4 times to go in undetected and fail. I guess its time for everyone to die"= Me in every game lol
Same
StFeenix “DIE DIE DIE”, we in basically every video game, even at my teammates
I find it weird that one Skyrim meme popped up
Altiar is dovakiin!
Ezio auditore de fus ro dah
People above me ?????
@@biggsiga1468 *pathetic* fus ro dah is a spell in skyrim where u scream so loud everybody yeets themselves away from u and ı think the dowakin was the player elder scrolls 2 or oblivion
I think dovakiin is the dragonborn
*What if AC games games are made compulsory in schools to teach history*
Then I am dead.
History would be awesommmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Badasssss
My history teacher actually shows the trailers for the games for some of the lessons. It's pretty cool.
@@bandgeek513 Heard a story of a bunch of people on a field trip to Rome. They get lost and the one kid that didn't pay any attention said 'Follow me' and lead them back. How? "I played a lot of Assassin's Creed Brotherhood."
@@josephlankford5541, wow
" We are electricians!"
That one was pretty funny lol
That one was my favorite
Altair: "Yes, master (dayymn)"
lmaoo xD
😞
I think that's why Al Mualim betrayed him... cuz he couldn't keep to the code and killed people instead of giving them Electricity
7:14 universal truth
That's true god will agree
Yep, true story.
Soo true
Yep this is real history
Not really, a good bit of the “historical” information in the games have been disproved or happened differently.
*Someone mentions Florence Cathedral*
Me: Oh yeah, I've climbed that
Everyone:
Me: I mean... I haven't been there yet
That’s me whenever I see a picture of it. “Oh! I’ve climbed that!”
Not gonna lie, I had to look up what you were talking about because my brain could not, for whatever reason, make the connection between Florence and Firenze (how I think of it).
Ezio:see the haystacks?
Mirrors edge character: are you crazy?
Me:all right times up, lets do this LEEROOOOOY JENKINS (pushes her off and jumps off behind her)
Rangers Aprentice Ha nice i would jump right behind you 😂
haha?
Not everyone has played every game as it releases, Sir/Lady Aurexia. Nor would they bother with remembering the character's names.
Do you remember the name of the russian character you play as in Call of duty world at war? no. Because its call of duty, and the names of the characters (At least in the earlier ones) are always listed in the thing during the loading screens.
(If you truly don't remember, i believe his name is Dmitri)
Then they both land in the haystack and end up kissing each other while inside the haystack
That reminds me if rescuing caterina in ac brotherhood when you drop her into a haystack
2:19 Altaïr could swim, it was just a bug with the animus
@ He wasn't raised in a desert. He was raised somewhere on a cliff side... a cliff side where someone broke their leg on day and forced all the work on him and thus made Altair forget how to swim due to hunting Templars? Nah.
REALLY? I HAD NO IDEA! GEEZ I FEEL STUPID AFTER LEARNING THAT
Ezio can also swim, seen that in AC brotherhood
Actually, Pretty sure people didn't know how to swim back in Altaïr's time.
@@Local_Dictator he can already swim in Ac2
Ezio: breaths on a dude carring a box
All Guards in city radius: *ECOLO*
The Hook and Blade part got me 😂 My exact reaction when hearing Yusuf say that.
6:09 When Skyrim memes are so good that it slips into an Assassins creed video.
Altair: *Blends in with people with robes and just a rope on their waste, and just shows up with weapons*
Guards: *Just lets in in*
Seems legit...
Guard: sees me but doesn't do anything..
Me: *SO YOU'VE CHOSEN DEATH!!*
4:18 i know the feeling
7:36 *Fun Fact:* there was a kid on a tour in France that lead the tour himself because of AC Unity, without ever being there before or knowing French.
I have always wandered how accurate the maps are, or how much had changed since the time period the game portrayed.
Meganlodon Bradicus i feel like venice would be pretty accurate due to the canals
When I played I couldn't find the notre Dame because I didn't know what it looks like (kinda embarrassing ngl) so my friend described it to me and I instantly found it
@@bennet4459 Cool.
Nice now i lnow how to navigate through venice, france and london
Ladders be like: “Am I a joke to you”
guards : **exists**
every single assassin : peace was never an option
2:14
Edward Kenway: *Laughs in Pirate*
We work in the dark to serve the light....
We are electricians!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4:36 Its so true. SO TRUE. SO TRUE!
I was in Paris after playing Unity, and I completely went "been there, jumped from there" and I really looked for Windows to climb through. We saw l'hôtel de Ville, ans every window that was open had light in it, just as if the game wants to tell you about good infiltration points. It was awesome
2:51 I see myself XD
Bastet same
Bastet yep!
Al Mualim : We work in the dark to serve the light. Who are we?
Altair : Assassins!
Al Mualim : No, Altair..
Al Mualim : We are electricians.
This one made my voice crack that i couldn't even sing for a few weeks... xD
[Quit] DevanFX what ethnicity was the original assassins?
What a dumb question, buddy.. it's literally in their name..
Ashley Bass care to tell us?
@@HSQtr a Google search will help you...
@@HSQtr
The lands are a bit of the Modern-day Syria, Idk something else
3:37 queen Elizabeth forgot her keys
i would love to play Assasins Creed:Modern Warfare
Its called watchdogs!
Nabil Ahmad Oh Yeah
@@Acegaming0588 Watch Dogs is just Modern.What i mean is Ubisoft and Activision Would have a baby and Watch Dogs is not on a War zone.
@@protzenkoblyad3253 That baby would be nanotransactions
Someone made a poster for it
Its called assasins creed: bloodstone
It looked like it took place during world war 2
How I do it, kill the target then kill everyone else. No survivors.
Videos have been the most helpful at teaching me stuff.
7:30... I can relate
7:39 that'll be me when I go to Greece... Thank you Assassin's Creed Odeyssey
Seems you're not a real AC fan.
@@Alexsomnia Did he ever SAY he was? Why, man? Just why?
Odissey is shit, might be a good game, but surely not a good Assassin's Creed lore wise
@@vincenzo3574 Italian?
@@Alexsomnia yes
2:15 of course. He dont have enough skill points to learn it. Dont you see the high level of the other abilities?
6:05 Assassins Creed Cat-therhood
6:32
If that is how you play, your doing the exact opposite of what the game is begging you to do
I K R
9k
Boyfriend's part
I’m punch the men too
It forgot to put in "punching bango players" I fucking hate them, they're so annoying 😂
I love how happy Altaïr looks when he says "Assassin's!" But then the other guy says "We are electrians." And they both look sad when they're looking down.
3:22
Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE!
(Ezio just walks)
Guard: uuhhhhh your to awesome..... ( *dies* )
Lol
Tobuscus.This dude took the meme from a youtuber named tobuscus(goddamn he is awesome).
2:30 It's called a Leap Of *FAITH*!
When you think WhatsApp bold works in CZcams too
@@gitashrimaity9501 The asterisk is to be on the other side of the exclamation to work.
Yeah because when u jump u better have faith that u know where yur gonna land 😂
@@ElDiablo-xx5fp 😂😂😂
Theres two leaps faith and death
1:22 what’s that jacket called
It looks so sick
Rat Playz roblox same
Its been a hot minute since you asked but they were made by a brand called Musterbrand years ago. They don't make them anymore unfortunately but you might be able to find them on ebay or something
7:33 the funniest most relatable ac meme to ever exist
8 learned more of the ottoman empire by assassin's creed than at school 😂🗡
Ac1: you saved my life killing those men! I wish my sons had half of your courage!
10 seconds later: who did this must be damned!
Me: *in history class*
teacher: read book.
Me: *reads book* *Sees Ezio as a name*
Me: *Confused, excited screaming*
(Yes. This actually happened. I found Ezio printed in our book, but it was in another country so it sounded a little bit weirder, but our teacher translated it that his name was ezio in a specific language)
Where is ezio's grave
5:38 is one of my favourite ones
Same
6:08 Relatable, happens all the times I kill the emperor in assassin's Creed.
Hello, John, it's been a long time did it? I know it might seem strange but I'm from another universe, I'm old now and I have a wife. I stopped living like an outlaw so in living like a city man, it's difficult to get used to it. How's life been going with you?
Off course, i allways side with Ezio Stormcloack
@@viniciusdeavila4154 really? I side with Haytham Tullius
1:24 That legit looks like something from the AC: Unity cinematic trailer.
Teacher: So kids. What can you tell me about civil war and what would happen if South would win it.
Me: DESYNCHRONISATION
I think 2009 wants it's humor back...
6:32 same XD
The history teachers teaching and me like :-|
Playing assasing creed :0
6:33 this aint good society mab simulator
This is
-SPARTA!-
assasins creed
😂
This comment is soooo underrated
The aladdin part already killed me, guess he has assasin blood too eh! XD
We are electricians 😂 that was a good one
All I just watched is soooo true especially the history one lol
2030 be like: so folks, class test today. Get your animus ready. The test starts in five minutes.
This is so funny!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣 this should be the best memes!!😆😆😆
2:14 SO TRUE
Title: Only Assassin’s Creed fans will find this funny.
Me: Only having played Assassin’s Creed Odyssey
Then you wont know about minerva juno desmond lol
@@7f_14_keannobayanaka6 Juno shows up in Fate of Atlantis tho.
Old games are pretty cheap on sales like ac 1 is 3.4 euros and ac 2 too, bortherhood and revelations are like 5, black flage same
Milos Yh ik since that comment I’ve played the ezio collection and AC III remastered
None of these are funny and im an ac fan
homie they're normie asf
Agree
The one about the electrician was pretty funny lol
These are maybe made by the Indians
Yeah, even I'm a big fan but I hated this video
The hook and blade part tho 😂😂
I learned more about the Byzantine Empire from playing AC than I did in school
7:37 I do that everyday in Paris... I take the same way everyday tho...
nice tobuscus reference
4:28 - that is the most accurate thing ever
Haha. The last one!!😂😂😂
4:47 Yesssss
3:00 i swear before is see this and i played the game i thought the same thing he did
Ezio came all the way from Italy to Ottoman just for a man to tell him the Hook Blade has 2 parts, the HOOK and the Blade.
Mememing Dudes aka Da Dream Team IKR
5:45 spoken like a true assassin
your memes are awesome !
You threw that last one just see if we stayed and paid attention 😆
First time I've been pinned! 💯🤗😎Thx!
7:28 so relatable every time I play
0:32 I died Oh my god now that's funny
This made my day 😍😍😍👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
3:10 😂😂
Italiano?
*Me in History class: Learns NOTHING*
*Me when i play any Ac game: Learns more history*
Well if you wanna learn about ww2, then Sabaton has you covered.
2:21
me who plays the nokia java game of assassin's creed: *I am 4 paralel universe ahead of you*
"see that haystack?" 😂😂
1:44 My fat friend always says that although he doesn't even know the game lol. But I react the same.
My friend is a hardcore Star Wars fan so he likes EA
But we all know Ubisoft is the best
I fail to see why the fact that he is fat is relevant to your statement.
Dank Supplements probably to insult him
Dank Supplements I mean who gets away with saying that
3:04 that was funniest mem!)
P.s. Look at him hands))
Dude the one meme about Florence I died cause I would do it lmfao
Apart from the repetition of one of these memes + a Skyrim meme, a pretty nice video
It's must be perfect if the video using assassin creed sound track
Does anybody here remember that the game company known as Radical made two awesome games called Prototype and Prototype 2?
soulsearcher 117 yep! Had em both. Hope we get another one some day
Love the fackt ther is a skyrim meme in the video 😄
3:37 me in watchdogs legion lmao
Uncharted players:
Peace was never been an option
Assassins Creed Modern Warfare actually sounds fun
These are so relatable 😂
Altair:runs...
Guards: *KILL HIM!!!*
Did anyone else notice the Mirrors Edge reference???
6:10 Yooo!! Bro that's the Dark brotherhood of Elder Scrolls V; Skyrim, not any of Assassin's Creed.
I think he threw it in there to see if anyone was paying attention
HAHAHA!
The Assassin Cats Brotherhood..Very Funny!!!
So far this looks very cool and if I didn't have a damaged left hip I would be doing this for real.
MY GOD DAT HAPPENS TO MO ALOT OF TIMES WID ARNO 4:28
Looks like you're not a real AC fan
"Teaches better history than teachers do." True
I've lost count of how many times I accidently jumped off a building usually when I'm almost at the top. 😅
kiyiya wolf same
I like that Modern Warfare 5 one hahaha