Little Miss Teacher’s Friend - SNL
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- čas přidán 11. 10. 2019
- Students (Kate McKinnon, Melissa Villaseñor, Chloe Fineman) compete in a pageant to be the next Little Miss Teacher’s Friend.
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He's so freaking tall he makes these adult women look like actual children.
Myself included.
I'm pretty sure he's on an apple box
He's only 6'3" (191 cm)
@aishah abdelnoor You obviously have issues... ;-P
He is 190,so im guessing those women are 170,wich is pretty normal
As a teacher...this is both horrifying and the best thing I've ever seen.
As a woman who likes following rules and people who are quiet, I finally feel seen.
did a name from your class come to mind?
@Uppity Sombitch Found the Vice Principal...
Uppity Sombitch Okay boomer.
@Uppity Sombitch unimportant
This was funny, but the BEST part was David Harbour shouting, "NOOOOOO!" at the "Woooh!"ers.
I know, such a great and original joke. You're so special to notice.
@@jamessudbury6006 and YOU'RE so special to notice my specialness!! :)
@@dianeismyname250 dork
,
@@jamessudbury6006 ohhhh! Edgy! Don't worry, I still think you're special. The most specialist little snowflake EVER.
@Evelyn Ratcliff thank you!
🎶“Once she put me in charge of the classroom, and that day I touched the stars”🎶 🤣
me in elementary school
Wow you even added a comma attention to detail
@@kimeason-brooks6231 haha you must be an awesome teacher then👏 👏 🙌
I think the song is very cute. That's why this is one of my favorite SNL skits.
One time I went to ask my drama teacher something and she left for like forty minutes. The students in her class were working on a super vague project and they started asking me questions about it because I was a senior and I guess they thought I knew what the assignment was. Next thing I knew I was at the front of the class giving a mini-lecture about theater terminology and the drama teacher came back in. I almost forgot why I came in, but in any case she thanked me for essentially subbing her class. Weirdest day of my life but it gave me a taste of power that I've never been able to replicate since.
"I'm the Principal"
"Wooooooo!!"
*"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"*
Yup. That happened in the skit. Thanks for transcribing it.
@@MMcCoy-yh4ho any time
My favorite part hahahah
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I didn’t get why he was cheering??
“Please don’t meet your teacher in the staff parking lot they don’t need help carrying a n y t h i n g”
Is this true? Can anyone verify? A teacher perhaps...
@@darkprince7469 It depends...near the end of the year, Or when I was moving I had kids carry boxes out to my car all the time! but if it's a normal day....nah, I'd be a bit creeped out that they were still there!
As a teacher, yes this happens to many times. Kids also follow me to the bus which is just as awkward as you can imagine
I have not been this called out since Crucible Cast Party
theatre kid & teacher's friend intersect
I LOVE "Crucible Cast Party"!! 👍😱😃💥
Celeste Geary oh one hundred percent
THAT WAS THE SHIT
Everybody comes, but nobody nuts.
It’s weird that the teachers friends didn’t seem to view each other as threats
Sarah C YES! Plus why were there so many all in one classroom? They could have made it a school-wide competition instead.
That would've been perfect 😂
Cause they have to band together against the other disgusting children.... speaking from experience lol
Cause they're good students lol
Snitches need the protection of a group. :)
So we all know Amy Santiago would probably win this, right?
Nine nine!
She would be the undisputed winner! Nine nine!!
NINE NINE!
NINE NINE
O my God yes
As both a teacher's pet and a teacher this sketch personally attacked me
Literally same lmfao
Yes same 😂
For sure
Fr 😂❤
Fr 😂❤
I have a student who comes up to me every lunch recess duty and says “Hello Miss (first name and last name) I think I shall walk with you today. I don’t like the other children.” And then proceeds to name every single fact he knows in the world. Every.Single.Day! 🤦🏼♀️😂
That’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard oml
Too sweet
I hope to God this is true
Sounds realistic. I didn’t know I was autistic, just that other kids were too much. Teachers were more stable.
Aw, I was a little Aspie kid just like this (didn't know I was on the spectrum until I was 32, then everything in my life finally made sense). I used to always just go hang out with the teachers.
David Harbour is hot as hell and nothing will change my mind
Agreed
I want him 🤭
You're so damn right wtf happened to that stranger things Hopper belly was it all like a prosthetic??? Oh my lord...
One of his earliest on screen roles was on SVU as a man obsessed with dolls.
Amen!
‘Sabrina, did you print that off my Instagram?’
Crazy eyes: ‘YAAASSS’ 😂🤣
Lol. That was almost a Gilly "yes"
@@cmwashington That is what I thought too. I miss Gilly!
Definite Gilly vibes
9 year old me:
I veiw adults as my peers and children disgust me.
Yep...
"Take a moment for all the casualties of tattling, The Bad Boys™: AJ TJ, BJ, JJ and Mikey Mike Tori who I DO NOT have a crush on"
Mikey Mike Tori: “You know you do bische!”
“I see adults as peers and children as disguisting”
I honestly felt that.
"shusher of boys" pretty much sums up me all throughout Elementary and Middle school
Aidy's like Chris Farley or Adam Sandler or something for me. She's just immediately funny. She can make me laugh just with her expressions, she doesn't even need to say anything. Kate too.
She’s like a modern Gilda Radner
ME TOO
As a teacher, this shit makes me break out into an anxiety cold sweat. The majority of the "teacher's pets" are kids who are going through something and just want a positive mentor/parental figure because they're not getting it elsewhere. But it seriously DOES put us in such a difficult spot because enforcing our own personal and professional boundaries is essential, but we also don't want to alienate a benevolent kid. I work in a high school and I've had kids do something innocent like trying and failing to get me to friend them on social media (I've since gone private for obvious reasons), to escalating by trying to walk me to my car against my wishes or buying me gifts I don't feel comfortable accepting. Just document everything and keep principals and parents informed so nothing gets out of hand and the creepy/clingy behavior gets nipped in the bud.
Yikes 😬
I don't think those things are *that* creepy or clingy? It seems like they see you as a friend is all. Have you tried explaining why those things are inappropriate? Depending on their home life telling their parents might make it worse. Just my opinion.
@@Weird_dude265 That's the thing, though. Even if it's totally well-intentioned, it's not appropriate for a minor/student to see me, their teacher, as their friend or peer. It's absolutely encouraged that I as a teacher have a friendly, warm relationship with my students, but it still has to have clear boundaries and I have to be professional. There are plenty of teens who see me as an older sister or mom, it's all conducted out in the open, and everything is consensual (NOT in a sexual sense obviously, I just mean to say that I have the right to say no to a child following me around or trying to contact me after hours).
#1 Friending me on social media is alright after they have graduated because that's where I post personal things, such as photos of myself with my SO, vent about issues, document my personal life, etc. Students shouldn't have that information on me. Or, if I'm essentially never on social media/don't post anything personal, go for it.
#2 Walking me to my car means that they know what I drive and can be alone with me. There have been plenty of instances in just the past ten years alone of students stalking teachers and it beginning innocently enough. Nobody likes to be followed around, and I have the right to say no. OR just as easily, rumors could easily start that a teacher is being inappropriate with a student because unless I ask a student to help me carry something heavy to or from my car, there is no reason that they should be in or near my vehicle. And if they do end up in my vehicle (like let's say it's cold out, they walk to/from school, and I fear for them), I had better document it and let their parent/guardian know. It should never be kept a secret if I am alone with a student and am taking them to a second location.
#3 If they buy me a gift for Christmas or my birthday that's small, then it's sweet. But if they start buying me gifts out of nowhere and it's something more than expensive than a typical teacher gift (Starbucks card, coffee mug, stuffed animal, homemade cookies, etc.), it's not ethical for me to take it from a minor. And it's uncomfortable if anyone tries to love bomb you with with attention and gifts, let alone if that person is a minor and I've made it clear that I do not welcome this.
As a teacher, I need to meet a student's social-emotional needs as well as teach them based on our state's standards. We should be warm and encouraging, but we can't cross the line and become inappropriate; absolutely be friendly, but not their friend. Students have plenty of friends and peers, but they only have a few teachers/mentors in their childhood. I tell my students tidbits about my personal life anecdotally all the time, but they're not in my inner circle. If I don't want to volunteer personal information, relinquish my privacy, or accept expensive/random gifts, I am not consenting and it's not alright. This behavior signals to me that the student either isn't getting love and attention and is glomming onto me (which garners my sympathy and I'd be gentle about reorienting them), or that they're trying to initiate something inappropriate and I definitely need to clue in their principal and parent to protect all involved.
@@Collsy100 Absolutely an A+ example of how a teacher should be
@@kitsunefire1 Thank you! I'm only in my third year as a teacher and am nowhere near perfect, but boundaries, communication, and healthy bonds are all very important to me.
How is David not a leading man in a romantic comedy already? He's amazing at comedy delivery
Sooooooo much truth.
Please give the people what they want
I laughed way too hard at this and it also made me a little guilt-ridden because I was the "teacher's pet" all throughout school and even college. Most "teacher's pet" students want to be validated because its so conditioned into the educational system that a student's worth is reflected by teacher's approval. Also, being socially awkward with other students meant that my teachers often looked out for me.
I was a teachers pet all through elementary
Some of my favorite gifts I've received from students throughout the years... 1. Half empty bottles of lotion. 2. Perfume with the "Tester" sticker on it(I don't want to know how they got it). 3. So many key chains(some with keys still attatched)!!! 4. Ramen noodles. 5. Dollar Store jewelry, which I most definitely wore. 6. An actual DIAMOND NECKLACE, that it turns out was a family heirloom the student took from mom's drawer. Yes, it was returned. Loved all of their gifts, and was incredibly grateful they even thought of me. This skit was very relatable, they just left out the kids asking to have lunch with you everyday because the lunchroom is too "crazy". Had to limit that to once a week for my own sanity. God kids are great!!!
Marianne Contrino Think of them as half FULL bottles of lotion...
at my daughter's school they can earn coupons to have lunch with a certain teacher or the counselor, lol, or the principal if they earn enough kindness coins for doing acts of kindness and other good things. They can choose the lunch or actual prizes they have and they take those lunches like its with a superstar. It's really sweet, they also left out wanting their desk as close to the teachers as possible or having any job the teacher will give them like passing out papers or turning off a light switch, lol, that shit was so me
Value your work teaching the minds of the future. The family jewels, ramen noodles are too funny... that range is incredible.
Ur a sweet teacher
I've had few gifts, except bribes. Mostly my stuff gets stolen...
“She loves horses but is scared of them” 😂😂😂
Aidy's outfit just screams "I'm the teacher's pet"
so was the set designed to make them look like children or is David a giant?
Giant.
Believe me, the guy's huge 😬😬
He's 6'3". That's tall but not freakish.
@@IDiggPattyMayonnaise ayy I win. 6'4" (I know this is so unrelated but this made me realise just how tiny the SNL cast is)
Do amrricans consider anything above 180 (6 feet) extraordinary?
Bowen Yang has _Already_ stolen the show for me in literally every scene he's in. He "Whoo"s at 0:23 & I automatically shrieked right back
Agreed! New cast members usually take awhile to shine (if they ever do at all) but Bowen has been killing it steady!
Noooooooooooo!
4:48
I used to work in an elementary school and saw how the girls looked up to and revered their female teachers so much. It was so adorable.
“I’m the principal!”
“Wooooooooooooooo!”
*NOOOOOOOO*
ENOUGH
“Back to you Rupert!”
“Please just call me the Principal.”
“Very well”
ded
David: I’m your host the Principal
Bowen: “*WOOOOOO*”
David: *NO ENOUGH*
I love Aidy Bryant no matter what character she is playing but I find her especially hilarious when she plays a kid🤣😂🤣
The funniest parts are the principal yelling at the guy cheering for him 😂
NOOOOOO!
David Harbour can wear any hair
And would probably look good with none at all... :-)
@@m0rfans he does look good as hellboy
He looks like a blond Steve Martin.
@@kudratejahan260 too bad his version was complete garbage.
@@VMonkies Saw bits of the movie while I was in a café last week. He seemed to be giving a decent performance, but the script was crap. Maybe if the movie was better written that could have been one iconic role of his.
once on april fool's my 3rd grade teacher told us she was pregnant and leaving as a joke and the whole class cried.
The winner will receive a very special, autographed, restraining order.
Oh and you’re expelled.
@@MikeRiderOOO teachers aren't allowed to do that anymore.
It's right up there with "failing students who are cheating" and "getting the bully in trouble" on things teachers just cannot do anymore.
@@tyrant-den884 I was only kidding. Even I knew that.
"Teacher so modest" sounded too close to aunt lydia... freaked me out
Eww
Oh god.
I love all these weird pageant sketches, and Aidy is gorgeous in all of them , but the biggest laugh for me here is Bowen Yang going "WOO!" and the principal immediately yelling "NO! ENOUGH!"
As a first grader, I would write letters to my principal (who was female) and sit in the office during class waiting to give it to her. One day my teacher sent a kid from my class to come get me from the office and she told me I couldn't wait in the office anymore. I was heartbroken . This was like a weekly thing lol.
that’s so adorable oh my gosh
Ohhh that is such a great story.
I too spent a lot of time in the Principal's office....different story.
That's cute.
🤨Waittttt. Your in first grade!?😂 You seem mature! 😂
"Please don't meet your teacher in the staff parking lot. They don't need help carrying anything."
"I'm the principal."
"WOOOOOOO!!!"
"NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!!!!!"
lmfao
“I’m the principle”
“wooooo-“
“NOOoUOO”
*retrieves to normal tone*
Rachel Berry definitely won this pageant in 3rd grade.
Tracy Flick too, which was the inspirstion of Rachel Berry.
The bits with Bowen were my favorite of this!
The 2 new castmembers are gold, everyone is just you know vibing
“He was bald - tehehehe - which is funny” 😂😂😂
Bowen’s “Whoo!” and David’s “NO!” dynamic is so hilariously stupid.
It’s great.
*said in Maya Rudolph/Kamala Harris voice*, "I WAS that sensitive boy who hung out in the school library with the librarian because it was too crazy in the lunch room and helped her carry books"
Oh lord me too! The library was a sanctuary cause everything else was too chaotic.
"...and a shusher for boys!"
my friend was one of the extras in the back and im so proud of him
Which one was he?
Ann S mikey martori!
@@attach8860 Lol thanks!
I love Aidy ❤️ she's such a sweetheart lol
i love the "I wish my peers would behave themselves so teacher wouldn't have headache all the time" is a quote ill never forget
"I wish my peers would behave themselves so Mrs. Palara wouldn't have to have a headache all the time."
I feel attacked... I'm 90% sure I've said this exact sentence as a kid.
“Sabrina, did you print that off my Instagram?”
“Yes”
why sleep when u could wait for snl to upload all the skits
*Bowen: ”Woooo!”*
*David: ”NO!”* 😂😂
I love how the principal is really enthused for his students.
I like to think he hosted the pageant just to mess with his teachers. There is an impish glint in those eyes.
Ive never felt so called out in my life
The way Kate McKinnon says teacher is just hilarious 😂
The "NO ENOUGH!" part literally had me on the floor laughing, my lungs hurt omg
The wish about helping her teacher be rid of her migraines....whew, who's cutting onions?
As one of the kids with very little friends, my friends during recess were the teachers out on patrol... I would talk about lots of things with them, a trait I still carry to this day
I was definitely the teacher’s pet in elementary. I remember making teacher’s coffee and feeling so privileged 😂 two years later I was always getting called to the counselors office for them worrying about me. One took away and read my PERSONAL JOURNAL reading about how I hated my life and wanted to die...fun times.
were you ok!?
I'm so late, but that is UNBELIEVABLY messed up, and you never deserved any thing like it. how evil! I'm so sorry that happened to you!
Hello my fellow United States insomniacs
Whaddup? Lol
Danyellllp
They took away my Ambien prescription so now, herr I am again. It was a good few years.
I fell asleep at 7pm now I’m here lol
sleep is for the weak
No its not my bed time yet
😂
god this was like a slap in the face....were they calling me out directly?!
Same
I am getting a Ty Burrell vibe off this guy.
hate that this whole sketch is elementary school me. yikes.
I feel so sad for me watching this skit 😂😭
"...who I do NOT have a crush on!"
Yeah, she's totes got a crush on the bad boy.
Gotta say, Ego fine as hell.
Aidy is so talented I'd watch almost anything she does.
I love Melissa Villaseñor, more of her, pelase!
I feel called out
Oh God! This was totally me in middle school! Especially the "who I do NOT have a crush on" part! Special thanks to my favorite teachers who put up with me and my peers!💖💖💖
This sketch was basically me during elementary and middle school.
Joke's on Yu. Bowen is yelling Wuuuuuuuuuu!
Screaming "NOOO" is killing me every time
Teacher Friend should have a spin off called Little Miss Boss’ Friend where they sabotage everyone but their boss to look good
"did you print that off my Instagram?". ........ "Yes"
As a teacher, I know every single one of these students
00:24 was god damn HILARIOUS
*"NOOOOOO, ENOUGH!"*
He can be a coach too lol
Why do the worst kids have J's in their name?? 😂 "AJ, BJ, TJ..."
Donald J Trump
TheCumberCoIlective 😂
CJ
It's true in real life
0:25 is my favorite moment in this sketch, and one of my favorite in recent SNL history
This is way deeper and true than I thought it was going to be.
I literally have a student who tries to be like Aidy Bryant in this sketch.
Observational comedy would not work unless it was based in reality. :-) (So do I. :-) )
@Uppity Sombitch More like Mr. LasFATto lol.
Yikes lol
“i see adult as peers and children as disgusting”
Aidy just stole my breath away. Pure genius!
Aidy is crushing the theme songs in SNL like in the nephew pageant
This is so unbelievably accurate it’s scary... I love it! 😆
The "Thank for all for being here" paired with the confident smile really had me in splits
“And thank for all for being here” XD
4:44 ‘ok, well their crying’ I’m DEAD 😂😂
Oh yeah, the maternity leave for the rest of the year thing. Happened to my first grade class.
“Her greatest wish is for her family to let her be a pallbearer.” 🤣
She plays a kid Soo well!!😁💖LOL
I think Kate did improv on that last line and it almost broke Aidy.
I knew a Corine, except her name was meredith and she wore glasses
LOL!!!
2:40 Dina nailed it.
Haha, everyone knew that girl.
This is very relatable to elementary school and now I look back and this is how it was
The delivery of 'Thank you for the excellent question' kills me everytime
One of the best skits in a while
Tomas Murillo wtf lol
I teach kindergarten....there are absolutely these children lmao
I feel incredibly called out with this
"he is bald ...which is funny." was this a universal child experience