The Sopranos - Little Carmine Lupertazzi's legendary speeches and quotes
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Little Carmine is what happens when you max out wisdom but don’t put any points into intelligence
Lawl
Sacred and the propane comment
@@brownpunk1794 Absolutely mellifluous.
This comment outshines Versailles
@@rjamesyork bit of a poseur comment
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr, the definiton of winning a war by losing every battle.
But at the same time he outlived all of them. At the end of the day I think Carmine prioritized branching out into legitimate business rather than going to war for nothing.
@@Gaboxxy96 true but it doesn’t make him the cleverest cat, he just had enough common sense not to follow his father to the grave when he could just as easily make lots of money and still do his own thing.
@@trebaby9 He played everyone. He’s the only one that won.
Brainless the second slept with his cousin. No one ever mentions that.
😂😂😂
My respect for Little Carmine as a linguist just fucking plummeted.
Agreed I just noticed that.
The sacred and the propane
Lmao I laughed so hard on that one...
I just sailed her yesterday ! She was fine !!
Hey Ray if Dan Marino would’ve held that ball laces out , you would of never missed that kick !
“Phil Leotardo turning into a house, whatever happened there.”
WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!
Comment had me laughing for hours
Uncle Philly my ass!
John R he married my cousin..he disrespected me personally!
Get off my stoop !
“Much like a child, a film has many parents.” 😂
Don't forget, he already had 9 movies under his subspecies
By aversion.
we cannot know at this time whether what he said was good or bad until a later point in time when we can know whether it was. Or wasnt.
@@user-cr3ti1vj6f"shut up!"
until we confirm it @@tedcrilly46
Little Carmine, often derided for his malapropisms, was the real winner at the end. Money, quiet life, loyal wife and his dream job of being a movie producer
... until the rise of free internet pr0n and OnlyFans decreased the profit margin of the South Beach Strumpet series.
@@gregaroivanalininovich9019
That definitely had an adverse impact on his respective bottom line
I hear he has a few more titles under his subspecies.
He had a clear understanding of the sacred and propane. I'm sure he landed just fine, on bended knee.
@@gregaroivanalininovich9019 It's not like the porn companies aren't making money, he could have worked out a deal
The actor who played little carmine was great. Im glad david chase was able to curtail the script to his subspecies. A great character is much like a child, with many parents, or by aversion: the character is their child.
Tbh now that I look at it he looked a lot like a younger Jeffery Epstein lol
Ray Abruzzo
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omg bro HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH i cant
the sacred and the propane
"A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold." - The look on Butch's face after Carmine's comment is the funniest scene in all of Sopranos.
Genius
Shit actually made sense too lmao. The life of a loved one > all the money in the world basically
@@Damphouse yeah I agree this is actually the only mic-drop from Carmine Jr. that made sense
@@LaurentCardinalThey all make perfect sense. No one measures gold in gallons.
@@mbsb1376 thanks for clearing that up, I always thought it was gallons and not troy ounces.
Duh it's not gallons, but if you wanna compare liquid blood you can "imagine" a gold that's been melted into the equivalent of a gallon
Little Carmine invented a kind of humour that wasn't even really invented before he came into the scene. He clearly is a genius.
He's a savant.
He's the type of guy that would have a joke Time Magazine cover with a picture of himself on it framed, hanging in his house.
Archie bunker butchered the English language pretty badly, too.
it's old sounding like a intellectual while saying nothing
I would call it an extension of malapropism.
"i've had 9 pictures under my subspecies."
I didn't even understand what he was trying to say, until the comment section informed me he was trying to say 'auspices'. God, this guy is a Shakespearean fool. That's a compliment.
@@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 I think he was trying to say ‘subsidiaries’.
I now realize when I watched this 15 years ago when my English wasn't good, I didn't understand half the stuff! Lol
That’s my favourite one and most underrated
4 from the Sourh Beach Strumpet series alone.
Best running gag in the show is that moment of confusion on everyone's face each time they cut away from Carmine talking.
When I first watched the sopranos I was like is it just me or is this dude a moron?? I couldn’t understand 😂
I think he done that by design lol so no one could decode him or even knew what the hell he was talking about as he was rising to the top
I love how Carmine lights his cigar as some sort of mic drop move while Tony stares at him with a "what the fuck is this guy talking about?" look on his face.
Not only that, the man can't even light a cigar properly.
I've noticed when characters make power moves they smoke a cigar. Tony does it, Phil and his crew do it at the end when declining an offer with Tony. I need to rewatch to catch any others. Could be looking into it too much or confirmation bias.
@@TheSamLegacy I think this idea could make a decent video.
He is saying that although John seems like he is the boss Carmine will slap him in irons.
Haha this scene is a pure gold
"The fundamental question is will i be as effective as a boss as my dad was, and i will be, even more so, but until i am, it's gonna be hard to verify that i think i will be more effective."
Holy shit, I lost it at that part!😂
This fuckin' show..you really need to watch it like 2-3 times and then all these clips to catch all this stuff. Fucking hilarious
Best quote ever
So many words to say so little. One of the best.
@Steve Turowski See Joe Biden czcams.com/video/L4VH2JjWDnk/video.html
Chris Memphis yeah, you might want to see three years of trump slaughtering the English language on the world stage first. Even listening to him say ‘China’ is enough to make me feel like I’m having a stroke.
I built a shrine next to my BBQ grill so I can always be observant of the sacred and the propane.
You might wanna turn that one link there.
Charles Schwab ova here...
Hank Hill would love that.
Does it outshine Versailles?
A shrinebox?
Johnny Sack is so greedy that he took all the wife he could get.
Jon F lmao. One of the best comments I’ve read.
Ur gonna get whacked for this. Didn’t you know Ginnys had a weight problem since the baby? John never minded, he thinks she’s rubenesk.
I lika womana you can graba onto a something
You grab onto Ginny Sack, your fucking hands will dissappear
He wanted a new ZIP code so he married one.
1:07 I love it how Tony is basically "what the fuck was that supposed to mean", and Carmine is like "I rest my case."
He genuinely makes a really good point though. Albeit incoherently. He's more or less saying a guy who gets ahead of himself and shows up the boss gets killed.
@@pfitz9346 Sun Tazoo right? The Chinese prince Machiavelli???
Ver - sails 😂
I said my piece, Tony.
@@Dynosaur42(Where the king lived.)
Carmine's knowledge of French History is a mixture of the sacred AND the propane
Very allegorical.
That reminds me of whatever the seconds finance minister.......de somethin’....
I am reminded of Borko the whatevers Soprano uploader. The something. He built a channel. Me and my friends saw it when we were browsing CZcams. In the end, HBO striked him in irons.
Lol
Little Carmine's speech actually made a lot of sense. But how messed up the names and pronunciation of "Ver-say-Lees, where the king lived" made it all ridiculous, LOL
I still don't understand the point he was trying to make. Can someone explain?
Legend 👏👏
@@ernstthalmann4306 the point is to not be greedy. the finance minister (johnny sack) had a better house (in jersey) than the king (carmine sr.) and that greediness was his downfall. basically that johnny might be too ambitious ("lives above his head") for his own good.
capisce?
As a non-native speaker of English, I was never sure whether Carmine was at it again or if I simply didn’t know a word or an expression.
He hardly knows English either 🤣
“At it again” 😂
@@OptimasIntenciones too me two Times to realise why everyone köpt qouting "the sacred and the propane" before I realized lmao
As an American, “at it again” is an expression I don’t dont use nearly enough lol
Anthony Soprano has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own uncle to grab the big seat, his father's brother.
I'm embarrassed. I let him come to the hospital last Christmas, and I took his fat, fuckin' hand in friendship.
Uncle Philly!
Phil, you took a heart attack!
What are you waiting for? Get lost
Phil Leotardo uncle Philly, please calm down
Blundetto, whatever happened there?
- Little Carmine
I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister, duh something"
Can someone explain what the fuck Carmine is talking about because i can't figure it out.
@@pdog109 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Fouquet
Possibly my favorite line ... oh and the one when he’s found out that old lady got his dog Tippy
Jaime D lmao
It even outshown Versails
borko, we appreciate that your time is less than limited
Time is all I've got under this 84-hour total lockdown
@@borko1990 But could you do 20 fucking years?!
@@s.v.848 he does 84 fuckin hours a day. no more compromises.
Sir Borko Kingsley
We wanted to surmise borko’s interest , then tell the part to his specificities...
Everytime he speaks, he says the wrong word within each statement. So great. The subtle nuisances in his broken vocabulary make each scene priceless!
Definition of intelligence without intelligence to express it
I think you're at the precipice of a great resolution
Did it yourself there with "subtle nuisances"! :)
Brainless the second!
Very good. He sacred AND the propane.
Carmine Jr is a true example of a person who says so much that means absolutely nothing in context and its what makes him so hilarious to watch along with his vast vocab.
Carmine is that type that read about
Sun Tzu.
Most of what he said made sense just fine
What did u think he said that didn't?
Creative what carmines does and the hilarity of him as a character is misusing, mixing up or prodding on with his words that it underscores any point he’s trying to make and makes him look hilariously pretentious and to other characters that see him is an idiot instead hence his brainless the second reputation. Very much how George bush jr came off during his presidency. Despite the fact he does have wisdom and intelligence beneath his attempts at cromulent vocabulary. That’s what I was saying not that nothing he said made sense.
@@romacechina
I was referring to when u said he "says so much that means absolutely nothing in context"
I don't recall him doing that, do u have any examples?
@@CustomFitted It generally does mean something, but he says it in an extremely roundabout and pretentious way that is hilarious, especially when he misuses words.
Despite his mangling of the English language...Carmine was actually pretty self aware and made good decisions in mafia matters. He was right to back down in the internal war with Johnny Sack. He kind of knew he wasn't really respected by some people and was seen as a spoiled idiot son of the boss.
He was smart to stay mostly away in Miami and just be a captain and fly under the radar and make his money. He probably had a lot of money from his dad anyway. He also had a hot wife who seemed to love him. He definitely seemed to have a better life than Tony.
Well it’s hard to verify that carmine Lupertazzi jr would be an effective leader . But he always admired his dad . But up until that time it’s going to be hard to verify he’ll be an effective leader
I keep coming back to this point. I don't know if I'm convinced by the conspiracy theories that Carmine was the master puppeteer towards the end of the show and plans everything out only to swoop in and steal it all, but you have to look at the facts and acknowledge he avoided a lot of bullshit. He also wasn't afraid to be snakey in pitting people against one another (see his dad and Johnny Sac), a trait that Tony couldn't see in John. Looking at it through this lens, it does feel like that slip about Phil's brother in the sit-down could be intentional.
But by intention or luck, you're right - Carmine seemed to have it better than Tony.
He got lucky over and over. Then just decided to step aside
Maybe that's the sticking post you see him as the idiot son and not a real boss
He also stirred the pot when it seemed that Tony and Phil were about to reconcile
A pint of Borko is worth more than a gallon of HBO.
HAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHGAGAGA
Im reminded of the Shah of Irans finest shoeshiner. Spitshine or something
The shoes even outshone Versales.
He don't shine shoes no more, BravoNolan
I love this character... he wants to be smarter & more intellectual than actually is, constant malapropisms, but he actually has the temperament for the job of leader, unlike almost every other character in the show.
He's actually a legitimately smart cookie. He's one of those dudes who learns words only by reading them.
The show has many nods to Sun Teh-zu, and I'm shocked at how many missed the fact that Little Carmine (and Albert Barese) embodied the "If you're strong, present yourself as weak." principle.
Tony was such a bad boss, temperamental, paranoid and with a big mouth threatening and bullying everybody. Whacking everybody because of his paranoia. I'm surprised he lasted that long as boss
He THINKS he’s smarter than he actually is. Not sure if he necessarily WANTS to be. That would imply extra effort. 😂
@@hisholiness4537 really difficult to say if he means to do this or it's just a happy coincidence, but he certainly lives the good life
That “more effective as a boss” line almost gave me an aneurism trying to process that gem 😂 funny shit!
"Nine pictures under my sub-species."
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Any idea what he actually meant ?
Nine pictures under my auspices is what he tried tot say
I have no idea what he was trying to say there.
4 in the south beach strumpets alone!
"Vuh-sails"
Gotta' love how these guys act all sophisticated and worldly, yet cannot even pronounce one of the most renown French words ever.
He's read the story in a book, and is mangling it. He hasn't heard the word spoken out loud.
He was the hair apparent to Carmine Lupertazzi
There’s a town in Kentucky called Versailles, and we also pronounce it as “Vur-sails” 😂
@@henrydupree8412 Elvis country
@@gsxerwhite Was the hair burning?
“You’re at the precipice, Tony, of an enormous crossroad.” 😂
Always saw Carmine Jr. as an stand-in for Emperor Claudius. His speech impediments and reputation for stupidity betrayed a capable political mind that kept him in power while his enemies destroyed themselves.
I think 'belied' not 'betrayed'
...Carmine?
Very nice comparison
Very allegorical
What Empero Claudius? Another soap? Or y’all turds are studying history on Wikipedia ahahahahaha
He conquered Britannia!
Claudius only mistake was that lion wife of his
Carmine likes to brag about his top-of-the-line wicking technology golfing socks. But honestly, they're glorified crews.
Fuckin FootJoy over here.
Low hanging fruit, but brilliant nonetheless. Well done.
Oh you're gonna be a fuckin' funny boy now?
This is above and beyond Borko
Lil carmine was the funniest character in the whole show 😂
Oisín O'Sullivan Lil? If you wanne talk like a fuckin' Mulignan, we’ll send you to slip-and-fall school..
Tie between him and Junior. Paulie right after them.
Ralphy
Well he did fix wet T-shirt contests lol
Naw Ralphy , Sack and Phil
"The fundamental question is, will I be effective as a boss as my dad was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's gonna be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective." lol, wow
Tf did he say lmaoo
Ray Abruzzo liked my comment after I said whatever happened there on his insta. Real man
he replied to me on DM..he and the guy who play Billy Leotardo, Chris Caldovino..heck, even Robert Funaro (Eugene Pontecorvo) started follow me back, i think he follow back everone who follows him on Instagram.. now that is called being cool and down on earth. God bless these fantastic actors, these series, and the most awesome fanbase EVER.
Not a fake man then? Like a transvestite? 😂
Jay Bee yes like your mother
@@CaptainSalazar69 Hilarious. Eaten any good books recently???
@@CaptainSalazar69 your mothah
We should all thank Borko for taking the trouble to post this, especially since his time is less than limited.
It’s going to be hard to verify if Borko will be more effective than HBO,
Ironically, everyone who liked to talk down (somewhat) to Little Carmine was dead by the end of the show while he still was alive, making him the smartest one of them all.
Guy had a good thing going tbh.
Little Carmine is the Sopranos' Bran the Broken, did nothing but won.
He said it in a stupid way but I don't think it's dumb in itself. It shows that he's looking at his thoughts objectively.
Paulie: heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-HEH-AY, CHRISSAY! 😂
“Glad you noticed that. Very observant. The holy and the propane.”
I didn't understand the reference point of this one.
@@mr.galactico7544 “The holy and the profane” is a phrase people use to describe a moral juxtaposition. Obviously he screwed it up, great script writing.
"Sacred"
dude's so confident with his words and the way he speaks that he's got me thinking i'm wrong every time i think he's speaking nonsense
“He tried to recruit my moulanyan” lmao
And worse he roughed up my appraiser.
Was he one of the two black guys robbing random ppl?
@@johnjuarez8005 Oh yeah, those two guys!
@@illusionsofgrand3ur Yeah the gifted ones from Slip and Fall School!
" His shoes... his shine.."
He hasn't been boss of a shoeshine stand long
Sonova bitch
She used to brush her teeth with the stuff
Oh Sil', that leather trechcoat you had on at the Ralphie/Paulie sitdown was on point, you looked like a friggin SS officer....I KNOW NOTHING! NOTHING!!
"if the proper response is not forthcoming in a businesslike timeframe"
At that moment, he decided to speak to Lupe Jr in Lupe's own 'lingua franca', telling him to "make it right, and hurry the fuck up about it"
You could tell after the "Louis the whatevers finance minister" allegory, Tony had a moment of "what the fuck should I do here: get him to repeat in plain fuckin English, or do I try and talk to him in the same way - on a yooman level"
5:02 "The story of a young man who goes to pieces then manages to find himself again." Brilliant Carmine!
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr is almost a mythical figure.
If there’s one thing my father taught me, it’s this. A pint of Borko costs more than a gallon of hbo!
The funniest thing about carmine is that even though they made fun of carmine he had everything they wanted
Okay, I'll admit it. I have memorised this speech of little Carmine's and have acted it out many, many times. I love it that much, and If the people I'm around are Sopranos fans, I get tons of laughs. Little Carmine is a gem. Watch T's expression after Carmine says, "In the end, Louis clapped him in irons!"
It was pretty avant-garde of HBO to have so many characters transform into houses by the final season.
This video deserves more like buttons than my grandmother's corset.
Gonna be hard, she let everyone see that.
A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. - carmine lupertazzi jr
One of the most underrated characters on the show. The other guys throw out their silly malapropisms here and there but Carmine was a factory.
The only thing little carmine ever whacked
The English language.
Joey peeps
B Sp it’s sad when they go
Aldiyar Ball WHEN THEY GOO!!!!!!????
Very good Francesca
It outshone Versales
Little Carmine was one of my favourite characters in The Soprano’s.
The heir apparent, brainless the second.
Most of the writing for Little Carmine was genius.
Hair* apparent
They should've done more with him
I imagine the writers lighting a joint before writing his lines.
"Some of you know I've had 9 pictures under my sub-spices" - I'm dead.
A pint of likes costs more than a gallon of gold
Spike Spiegel Tonne of gold Carmine a Tonne you dumb muda.
Tony was such an underrated character. Really wish they did more with him
I like how theres usually some sense to what hes saying. It's hard to see but its there.
Phil House kept that show together. It was always incredible to tune in every week to HBO to see, season after season, how the many hijinks and disputes of the main characters could be resolved through the kind words, wisdom, and guidance of Phil House. Every week the characters would visit Phil House in Brooklyn to learn a new lesson in love, kindness, and loyalty, and this compilation shows the positive benefits of Phil House's lessons in rhetoric, which he taught to Carmine Jr. so that he could go on to resolve arguments through love, excellent diction, and a knack for storytelling (without everybody having to drive to Brooklyn to see Phil House). Some people say they wish the writers had done more with Phil House, but considering he was integral to argument resolution and peacekeeping in almost every episode of The Sopranos, I would say they did enough with him. What a great show.
Fucking poseur
Great.
Fantastic comment 😂
Very allogorical
"That precipice... I wonder if it was chalked."
Very funny Matty, Very cute
@@James_Price79 I don't quite get it but...
“A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold” is actually quite a neat quote
I had a dream, Borko was wearing one of those paper crowns. Like a Burger King or what have you.
'' A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold'' This guy, man xD
Historically, historical uploads always come after copyright claims. I think Borko left all those enormous crossroads behind, now he is going to vetify that he thinks he will be the most effective uploader
"I knew he'd cave, he's a fucking pussy that kid"
Assuming they were the crossroads at the precipice
"And I just lost my friend Rusty." Cut to Tony and Phil acknowledging their part in Rusty's unfortunate demise. "Our friend. The Mayor of Munchkinland. John wants him gone."
The look on Butch’s face when Carmine Jr. says that line about a gallon of gold. 🤣
Little Carmine is something close to a Super Hero when it comes to f-ing up idioms and expressions (and names) in a perfectly perfect way.
The "duh something" was Nicolas Fouquet, he was the finance advisor for King Lois XIV
Interesting to know, but I still have no idea what his point was, and clearly, neither did Tony.
@@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 means that Nicolas overstepped King Lois, thus Lois had him clapped. Carmine means that Johnny maybe overstepping Carmine Sr. Which could result in similar fate
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 Shows your intelligence level, I understood perfectly well
"Fair fair oohgatz fair!!"
@Paulie Gualtieri You want a martini Paulie? It's from Albania and goes down real easy!
@Paulie Gualtieri Hey, I'm trying something new. Broaden your horizons.
@Paulie Gualtieri No wonder Vito always order sausages and long hots to go. Oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Hamala hamala ya framistan
@@patrickrogers02 Where'd you get this bread? The bread museum?!
I love how the camera frequently switches to the confused looks on people's faces while Carmine is talking xD
Almost as good as
"Who did what?" With the Quasimodo thing.
I find myself grasping at claws to express my imprecations of Little Carmine's persperationous locutions and his indomital spirit.
Bit of a po-suer if you ask me. HBO. They like to talk the talk i dunno. Their videos, their copyright. What they re-upload that video?
Borko this alteration you had with HBO...you're at the precipice, of an enormous crossroads.
I finished watching this series for the 5th time yesterday. Yesterday. I am already on here watching Borko’s clips. That’s how great this show (and Borko’s clips) are. He’s an old fashioned guy that Borko, very allegorical.
Carmine is one of the gems in the series. Dumb in ways but really the cleverest because he avoids getting whacked and always tries to resolve issues without the stress of turf wars. This 'alteration' you had with him ...hahahaha how true, cos many facial features were indeed altered...
i actually just realized what carmine was trying to say in that florida meeting😂. if his father is louis the whoever, john is his financial guy (“duh something”). he built a house that outshone his kings palace (johnny having greed that outweighs carmine sr.) little carmine believes this will lead to his father reprimanding johnny eventually. (i.e. “clapped him in irons)
alfred einstein over here
2:46 The fundamental question is ‘will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was?’. And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.
I appreciate your time is less than limited
4:37 the look phil and tony give eachother always kills me😭😭😭the mayor of munchkin land was such a great character, wish we saw more of him.
The fundamental question is, will i be as effective as a boss as like my dad was, and i will be even more so, but until i am it’s going to be hard to verify that i think i’ll be more effective
2:17 Johnny Sac “what, they resod that green?!? “😂
The specificities of these vid titles keep me coming back to this channel. It definitely outshines Ver-sales
I appreciate the prospect you’re showing us, Borko, coming onto this platform and preaching out to us at this time, allegorically speaking. It’s a great sticking post.
Carmine was the smartest guy in the Sopranos.
I think Little Carmine would've been really good as a corporate level advisor or consultant for like a chain of grocery stores or something, like HEB or Publix, or whatever. The fundamental question is, will he be as effective as a boss like Charles Butts is? I think he will be, even more so, BUTT until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that he'll be more effective.
HAHAHA
"A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold." - Little Carmine
borko doing gods work, and for that we thank you. Godspeed.
“It even outshone Versales...Where the king lived.”
The fundamental question is will Borko be as effective of a boss like HBO was? And he will be , even more so . But until then , it’s gonna be hard to verify we think Borko will be more effective ....
Hey Borko, Thanks for " surmising our interests and tailoring your videos to your own specificities."
Little Carmine is like playing a strategy game and putting all of your resources into diplomacy
That gallon of gold line always gets me!😂😂😂
"you brotha Billy, whateva happen theah..."
Whateva happened theah!?
That Louis XIV story (and that vague reference to Richelieu’s palace) is the omen of Tony’s ending , Carmine Jr is telling him : You will never, ever be over New York, where the kings live. I still think that Carmine JR is a mastermind playing the idiot card.
“THE something” never gets old
That borko is a tough nut to crack his subcribers are a glorified crew
Borko makes anybody and everybody, and the way he does it is all effed up. Subbers don't get their fingers pricked. There's no sorting gun on the table.
WOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!! 🤘🏽
@@Agent1W Borko's subscribers, huh? A bunch of farmers
Little Carmine is one of those sales guys who seems smooth, clever, and charming.
Then you have one conversation with them and wish you had picked a different sales guy.
The most well adjusted person in the series