Heckles + One-liners - Mark Simmons - Stand-up Comedy

Hello friends, I've made a compilation of my heckle responses & one-liner crowd work and wanted to share it with you. Hope you like it!
I'm on tour in 2024. I'd love to see you there. All dates are listed here: marksimmons.co...
Let me know in the comments if there are other cities and towns you'd like me to come to! Also, let me know if this video is your cup of tea or if it isn't. Everyone's welcome!
Thanks for watching!

[@user-ft2bt9kw7x]

The hospital suggested I get keyhole surgery . But I demanded that myself and the surgeon be in the same room

[@user-ft2bt9kw7x]

I saw a dog covered in seaweed . It was a Kelpie

[@coisital]

Great stuff!
Give us some more of these longer videos, please.

[@MarkSimmons]

Plenty more where this came from, please share it online, the more people that watch it the more I can make 🙌

[@user-ft2bt9kw7x]

My friend owned a diving board company . His wife left him and he went off the deep end

[@koleberdinoch926]

I've never heard of Mark Simmons before but this is right up my street, love it 😂

[@MarkSimmons]

Thanks very much, come see me on tour 🙌

[@markandmarko]

Brilliant - loving the longer videos. Can't wait to come see you on the 27th in Henley!!!

[@MarkSimmons]

Looking forward to that one, see ya there

[@directionalsirens1283]

Well done. Your responses are right on the mark.

[@MarkSimmons]

Thanks very much 🙌

[@kubicapanis]

I see what you did there! 😂

[@MrCaterhamr500]

Hopefully see you at the Rosehill next week 👍

[@MarkSimmons]

See ya there 🙌

[@charliecharles-charlie2618]

Smashed it 🤣🤣🤣 when are you next coming up North??

[@MarkSimmons]

Thanks very much, I’m up in the North West this week, Southport, Whitehaven & Millom, see ya there

[@greamespens1460]

It's nice to see Jay is a lot funnier since leaving Inbetweeners.

[@greamespens1460]

BTW it's taken me three weeks to think of that heckle.

[@MarkSimmons]

lol, I get that one a lot

[@andyplatt4183]

​@@MarkSimmons completed it mate

[@MarkSimmons]

@@andyplatt4183🙌

[@davelangford2439]

​@@greamespens1460it's so obvious and not funny, how did it take you 3 weeks to come up with it??!!

[@Jnoooooo]

3:50 I thought that was a bit of a dick move.

[@MarkSimmons]

😂

[@grahambretman4010]

I met my Girlfriend when she worked demonstrating cosmetics, I didn't trust her as she made things up