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Really embarrassed to admit that until very recently I took Ralph's Joey Salads joke at face value and actually thought they were the same person
Lol I just realized that with your comment 😂
“It’s easier to find a sugar cube on the moon than delete an internet meme”
-Ralph 2k18
Ever heard of Behind the Meme?
Hadley Kennedy This quote is incredible, it goes along with such greats as "What?" -Tom Cruise
Hadley Kennedy that destroyed me
Hadley Kennedy
Meh, it’s a few billion dollars to send a few tons, manned or unmanned, to the Moon; add a few more fro equipment able to distinguish glucose from Moon stuff (plus keep in mind Ralph said *ON*, not *IN* - ‘hear they, Ralph ! ‘Hope you were as specific as you wanted it to be ! -)
And to delete a specific Internet meme, you’d need an AI powerful enough to skim through AAAAALL the Internet, and hack through private servers of any kinds (so including things like personal accounts), plus iCloud or things like that (I’m not an expert in informatics), etc... AND able to determine what constitues as the target meme, as well as all the references made to it on the Internet through any sort of medium (if you want to delete THAT part of the meme, too), AND FINALLY you have delete the modified versions of the meme (‘cuz I’ve heard a meme gets modified a lot as it’s reused by other people)
And you’ll probably need a non-human to man the operation, ‘cuz human nature days “absolute power corrupts absolutely”.
So.... yeah, it seems like a dilemma... gut we’re more advanced in one thing than another
@@nicholasleclerc1583 it also has to delete everyone's memory of the meme
When they say set is the Egyptian God of death but he's actually the Egyptian God of chaos and Osiris is the God of death
And of course Ra never gets any screen time in these kinds of films despite being *the sun*
Nobody ever gets Egyptian mythology right
Osiris is god of the underworld, not the god of death. That would be Anubis.
I heard just listened to that part, I hadn't been watching the video intently before but the inaccuracy made me snap my head toward the screen and replay it to make sure I heard her correctly. Ugh.
kman rocks Osiris still symbolizes death. Anubis assumes various roles according to the texts you read. Osiris usually overshadows him.
It just occurred to me that "The League of Extraordinary Gentleman" is the Dark Universe before it was cool
That movie is pure gold
The Dark Universe was never cool wyt?
It was
The fact that ralph almost bit into the tide pod without thinking twice has me seriously worried for him. Is this what happens after you watch Love on a Leash too much?
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ Didn’t he say he watched that like 4 times?
"Wouldn't it be funny if my mom walked in right now?"
"I would say this is the first time I tried to kill myself, but it isn't" - Ralph Sepe from his Ghostmates review
He would've gotten chemical burns in his mouth
Hey... shoutout to the guy who captured adums reaction to hunt down the freeman
*Mummy makeout day*
OltskuMP what up invaders.
Yes
OltskuMP oh no
WHAT UP PIIIIIIIIIMPS
GONE SEXUALLLLLLL
still waiting on that CHIPS cinematic universe
Graffels Nicolas Cage cinematic Universe
I'm waiting for Destiny stand-alone movie in Mystery Diners cinematic universe.
Still waiting for the black taken cinematic universe
Graffels Still waiting for the Bye Bye Man cinematic universe
That crossover in the sixth Bye Bye Man movie in the universe wasn't good enough. The CHiPs universe must be a reality.
“The Mummy is made for a dummy” that line made me laugh harder than it should have.
I refuse to support any mummy movie without Brendan Fraser
I refuse to support any movie without Brendan Fraser
*"I refuse to support anything without Brandon Frasier."*
I refuse to support movies with the imposter known as Brendan Frasier. Only Brendan Fraser Mummy movies will do.
Nobody gives a shit man.
killinfordaze Disney bought the rights to his soul so
"Then there's this other bimbo." - Ralph
Lmao
"They stick their dicks in the female intern's eye-sockets." - Ralph 2018
“...wait a minute guys, it’s Joey salads!”
I was all for a "dark universe" but not a "dark (marvel) universe". I want The Wolfman and Dracula, not The Iron Wolfman and Captain Dracula. Making horror movie monsters into action movie monsters is a losing game because action movies usually have big stakes. The Wolfman or Frankenstein's monster are at most a city wide issue and should be treated more subtly.
TheInfiniteGlitch Huh. It never occurred to me how understated the monsters were now that I think about it
I agree, I wanna see a horror cinematic universe, where these monsters...(wait for it)...are Monsters! We don't love these monsters, because we see them as action heroes, we love them for being monsters, creatures we can't help but admire, even though they're trying to kill innocent people. Don't have a plot, where the city or world is at stake, follow the KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid!) Principle, and just have the story be our (likable) human characters in a life or death situation and pray they survive the night with one of these badass monsters.
Dracula can control weather. That can be a city problem.
TheInfiniteGlitch the doctor Jekyll movie is going to be the Ang Lee Hulk with tape over the name.
TheInfiniteGlitch as someone who has never watched the originals, I wish this went well. It could've been great.
HAHAHAH, I am just enjoying all your videos and I see me, I am DEAD!!!
Top 10 anime crossovers
he has been summoned
Waitaminute
why did you piss into your own mouth
@@jaymoneyyy110 For science maybe???
Now the Brendan Fraser's movie is the timeless classic mummy film (take that boris karloff)
What a time to be alive.
Vicente Ortega Rubilar I always liked the early 2000's mummies
I get your pain, but at least you can enjoy the Brendan Fraiser movie for what it is, a cheesy B-movie, because that movie knew what it was.
A cheesy B-movie.
This movie doesn't know what it wants to be at all.
Don't forget about Hammer Mummy.
@penguinz0
Brendan Fraser is my god
Wow a tide pods joke. Ralph must have been working on this for a while. Appreciate the dedication to his craft.
If he was really dedicated, he would have bit the bitch and gone to the ER for us.
I am just relieved that he did not resort to consuming my people.
Weak ass nigga didn’t even take a bite. Disliked /s
Michael Challinoir COMMUNIST BOOTS DETECTED ON THE FIELDS OF FREEDOM GIVEN TO US BY THE GRACE OF ALMIGHTY GOD
I just realized that the blond actress is Grace from Peaky Blinders. It's shocking how much an actor's talent seems to vary depending on the quality of the script.
I was telling my mother that no matter how good of an actor you are, very few can overcome shitty character-writing. Annabelle Wallis is clearly very talented (I absolutely adored her as Grace) and it sucks to see genuinely great actors stuck in these soulless cash-grabs.
in all the movies I have seen her are terrible
The fact that they released the trailer without sound and just audio is amazing just like what happened with Kingdom Hearts 3 during E3
Or like when the motion controls died in the skyward sword gameplay thing.
What happen to kh3 in e3?
@@rawrdino7046 the trailers at E3 had no sound effects. Watch Quacks's review video on it.
Your new haircut makes you look like a middle-aged dad.
I like it.
This is exactly what I needed right now
also hit me up rolph for wish upon action
Who the fuck let you out of the basement? Top 10 Farmville waifus now or GTFO!
hehe
yes for the wish upon
Ralph on the NLSS when?
Indeimaus I didn't know you watched Ralph
Indeimaus do it!! Do it!!!
Spiderman 2, Star Trek 2, and Transformers 2?
Heh, seems to me Alex Kurtzman likes to write a bunch of Number 2s.
Those movies are number 2s aka poopoo. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@Gamelovar this is an underrated comment
He's like the anti-Valve.
@@bigmanroadman3910 We're not retarded, we get the joke.
Not this having 222 likes
The store's name is called "purrkins"
Oh.
ThatLittleKitten 123rd like
It's like they took the Mummy from 1999 and looked at everything that people liked about it and said screw that shit and then made a terrible movie.
HateSolstice127: i liked it
HateSolstice127 agree 100%. A really cheesy and dumb movie, but very fun nonetheless. still one my favorites of all time. And Rachel Weisz, of course
Today I got the same haircut as you. I don’t regret it, Ralph, my Italian stallion.
you should
is this that line from kanye's ghost but 2 months in the future?
Emery Well I guess if your very insecure it is , sucks to be you.
Is Charles Stiles part of Scientology? That would explain a lot, actually...
Mystery Diners IS a religion.
They got T!
He is Scientology
"This Charles Stiles, Mystery Cultis-.... Diners."
Charles styles, scientologist
Tom Cruise sounds like a middle school teacher when he says "STOP IT".🙄
If there's one thing Ralph and yms have taught me, is that you can tell how incompetent a director/writer is by their interviews. I swear to god they all sound the same!
"Why did you make this movie?"
"Yes well.... uhhh... because, uh we needed a uhhh... cool thing uhhh and uhhh famous actors work in it be-uhhh-because of such go or portrayals of emotion uhh and that's what we wanted yee :^)"
Butt Steal damn thats spot on
SO true
"Why did you make this movie?"
Every Director Ever: "Well, that's certainly a good question, and uh...I think what the audience wants....y'know, like as fans of the original...y'know stuff, and the what we as filmmakers wanna capture, like, you know, the uh, characters we all know *starts doing that thing where they flail their hands and arms around in circular motions as they speak*
Mr. Snarky omg this is better than the actual comment 😂😂
Butt Steal
For me, I always hear smth more like: “[Insert good things people with good tastes want to see in a movie here] is _phe-NO-menal_ [Insert meliorative, connotative adjective here]”
I mean, they sound like me when Idk what to write in an answer for a school test question with a development, where I’d keep putting and adding adjectives, virtues (uk what I’m saying ?), and they do the exact same thing, and adding on top of that things society deems as better, like character development and good cinematography, gna gna gna, while in reality (yes, we DO want these 2 things more than anything else), *_but-you-don’t-provide-that, you hacks !_* You frauds !
Nobody installed in our society a consistent and winning strategy, a hard regiment, of training or teaching our aspiring-to-be directors to be as good as Oldboy’s, or Christopher Nolan, or George Lucas, so just don’t think that *everyone* in Hollywood is like such ! (A whole new meaning on Syndrome’s quote, wouldn’t you say ?)
But I realize the exact same thing as you, despite that.
I usually don't laugh at a dead baby but the fact that she needed all the power of Satan himself just to kill a baby and a guy in his sleep makes me laugh so freaking hard.
The movie would have made so much more sense if she had made the deal with an evil god after she'd been caught killing them and been sentenced to mummification alive.
Personally, I found it equally dumb that she spends the whole movie trying to tab Tom Cruise with a magic knife in order to achieve her goals, only for Tom to stab himself and that somehow makes him defeat her?
*Sand Satan
I think Dark Universe could have gone quite well if they'd tried to make it more horror based; come away from the action film universes like Marvel and DC and definitely away from the slightly campy black and white films
if this one had been a lot darker and cut the establishment of a universe, like Iron Man for Marvel, it could have worked, if they'd introduced a number of monsters and then had a film about containing or subduing them or something
in some ways I'm sad they did so poorly because I love the classic monster films but they'd destroyed the essence of them now :/
I didn't dislike the movie as much as I thought I would but you're right: Tom Cruise punching Mr. Hyde like Captain America would punch Red Skull was really silly!
Also I know Cruise was supposed to be an unlikable asshat so he can change at the end but my oh my! He was just plain dumb. Everyone was dumb!
Still... I was entertained. It wasn't the the slow, dull ride I expected.
@@anikmonette2140 Yeah, me too. To me, it's like one of those "it's so bad that it's good" movies.
@@b3nl555 I think it is. I had fun because it was a dumb, expensive schlock with actors I liked. I wished it was a good flick but it failed in such ab entertaining way that I might rewatch it with friends and alcohol. 😜
I mean,, Imagine Frankenstein depicted in an accurate translation of the original story.. where the creature is an abandoned victim who grows to resent humanity because of the hubris and negligence of his Creator.
I think there are enough movie adaptations of all of these monsters, to be honest..
If they changed these stories into a horror series, it’d just feel like the conjuring and we all know how well _that’s_ going nowadays
I don't even necessarily need horror, as I think the original Mummy nailed its tone: mostly light-hearted action adventure comedy with some small sprinklings of horror mixed in, camp turned way up. It's a crazy movie because it comes off like a 30's adventure serial with 90's special effects, and I love it. I think the sequels tipped the balance on the goofiness, and so aren't as good.
Also, you will never be able to convince me that Nathan Drake from Uncharted wasn't at least slightly modelled after Brendan Fraser's archetype (himself modeled after Indiana Jones and other popular adventure stories).
“When is Hollywood going to stop using this violin”?
*cello clearly playing in the clip*
When is Hollywood going to stop using this Cello?
The trilling during scary Russell Crowe sure sounded like a violin to me.
I just noticed that Ralph's brick wall in his apartment is reminiscent of a dungeon. Could it be that he's secretly being held hostage and is being forced to create these videos? Who could his captor be?
RedLetterMedia probably.
PicotheSpicyWarlord P A U L
Macon
Zack Snyder, Charles Stiles, The Ghost of Yankee Jim, or Barney
Evil Barney........
MACON IS RALPH'S MUMMY
THERE IS NO RALPH, THERE IS JUST MR MACON, THAT'S THE TWIST
UnbelievabIeMontages I love your profile picture!
This is the best scientology promotional I've ever seen. I'm going to go get audited today.
LMAO!!!
Man I love the "Tom Cruise kills himself"-series.
The movie that was supposed to start this Dark Cinematic Universe ended up killing it, and ironically it was the MUMMY.
Shut it, Alanis...
Nice hilda pfp
And knowing Hollywood, it'll be resurrected yet again.
*I like that Tom Cruise is embracing his middle name. I wish it was on the poster. Thank you, Ralph for bringing this to light.*
Oh hey look it's Korey.
i love the part when russell crowe calls tom cruise a younger man when he's a year and a half younger than him
the mummy: not scary.
ralph explaining how the executives created the universal cinematic universe: scary
Funnily enough The Shape of Water was pitched to Universal as a remake of The Creature from the Black Lagoon but they said no
Leonardo Pedroza I would have said no too if someone pitched me a movie of a chick screwing a fish lol
ANoteToSelf And that's why you'll never win best picture
>Guillermo del Toro makes R-rated different spin on the Gill-Man with him finding love => Box office success, critical praise and Oscar
>Universal makes an unoriginal PG-13 piece of shit that tries to be Marvel => Box office bomb, panned, and kills the Dark Universe LOOOOL
Brodie Crain hahahhhaha truuu good thing I don’t make movies
You know you're in for shit when film makers can't even do the quick Google search to figure out Set is not the god of death, that was Anubis, and Osiris would become involved after his own death.
Now Set is an evil god who represents disasters which no doubt cause death, but that's not the same thing, and I knew this shit when I was 10, who learned about Egyptology as a hobby.
TheRoflcer Thank you. Thank you for this comment. I'm obsessed with Egyptology.
My school taught us this as a fun side project. It was really interesting.
TheRoflcer I thought the exact same thing. That irked the shit out of me.
Huh, I learned that from Age of Mythology.
Hey Tom your Dark Universe idea is plummeting harder than a Christian movie and you're quitting your religion how does that make you feel.
Tom Cruise: (deep breath)...haaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Theres a Universe where Van Helsing gets a reboot with Hugh Jackman and thats good enough for me.
I bet that game had less than 1% of the people working on it compared to the movie, yet it came out a hundred times better.
I concur, it looks badass!
It’s better precisely because it had less people working on it. Didn’t have too many cooks in the kitchen.
I've had it on my steam wishlist for awhile and just found out from the video that it was related to the movie
Its made by Way Forward, who did Shantae, of course its dope
The speaking of Egyptian btw is extra cringy because we don't actually have all that good an idea of what ancient egyptian sounds like, at least to my knowledge.
max larsen Yeah but you can at least try to make it sound sort of cool and not just read it off the page in an American accent.
Just have them speak coptic it is a direct descendent
you mean like they tried and somewhat succeeded with in the 90s mummy movies? I agree.
max larsen Yeah, I thought they did a pretty good job with those, especially the flashback scenes in the second one,
3:16 how did the reunion turned into A Serbian Film résumé
This scared me
No no, it's just very typical of Slaanesh worshipers.
With music from irreversible
Tom Cruise is good in a movie where the entire focus of the movie is on Tom Cruise. That's why he did so well in Mission Impossible because the plot is pretty much just Tom Cruise being a badass for an hour and a half.
Tom Cruise as Tom Cruise in Tom Cruise produced by Tom Cruise
“So, Hollywood is dying. That’s great news.”
he's not really wrong about that, big schlocky movies are making all the money and the only viable avenue for artistic indie movies is a streaming service like Netflix or VOD
short chubby neckbeard With Disney buying Fox, he’s not too far of on them owning every franchise of value.
Yeah, unfortunately he’s right. And I’m kind of guilty of it. Of course I’m gonna rush out to see Avengers infinity war at midnight. But I Just wouldn’t do the same for a indie movie.
Sam Land that's cause they're the only studio who can actually make good movies.
da blueish purple shockwave no. What are you 5? There are much better movies than what Disney can offer.
The Mummy Demastered is actually, from what I've heard I can't afford video games, better than the movie in a funny way. It got really creative with what they where given, unlike the movie, and I hear it worked out.
The movie is screwed though no amount of Demastereds can save it
Well it was made by Wayforward after all. Those guys have made tons of great stuff from license games to indie projects over the years. You should check out some of their other games if you haven't already.
PipeGuy64Bit DUDE I love Wayforward's work! Especially the Shantae series man, good stuff 👌👌👌
PipeGuy64Bit Yeah the same studio behind Mighty Switch Force and Shantae.
Aside from being obvious fanservice games, they’re both really great franchises.
Minty Zed Grimes its a free game whats wit this u cant afford shit u talking about? its a free game lol u cant afford to download a free game lol ok
impact zone BRUH CHILL FOR A SECOND I thought the game was 20 bucks and I'm pretty sure that's the case?
The Mummy Demastered actually is a really good game. It's full of lame Dark Universe tie-ins, but the gameplay is really solid, it's a cool blend of Contra and Metroid, and yeah the music is awesome. Legitimately one of the best movie tie-in games ever.
@@charlottecorday8494 So?
@@charlottecorday8494 You have a very strange definition of "terrorism"
@@Narokkurai Anita supports Hamas and has donated to them, can't see how that's a "strange definition".
@@charlottecorday8494 You're so adamant on hating Devolver you presumably forgot that it was developed by Wayforward.
Good move, good move.
@@charlottecorday8494 so devolver is devoted to the takedown of Israel? unexpected, but cool
I like how at 6:15 when he's showing the article, there's an ad for bleach or drain cleaner or something immediately to the right. Like the website itself is saying "Hey, if you watch this movie you're gonna a need this to drink!"
The only good score Brian Tyler ever made was the Far Cry 3 theme. Who knows how much he was involved in it though because the main theme is amazingly impactful
24 Frames Of Nick AC Black Flag also has some very good theme imo, it was a very well scored game
24 Frames Of Nick HEY ANOTHER CZcamsR I WATCH
I loved his scores for Children of Dune, Far Cry 3, and Black Flag. He needs to stop making music for Hollywood drivel. His heart's not in it.
24 Frames Of Nick
The theme he made for the second Thor movie is fairly memorable.
Doesn't compare to the Blood Dragon soundtrack, PowerGlove fucking kicks ass
Condon is Condom in spanish, so there's no escape.
It's kind of sad that Universal (the creators of the cinematic universe (Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man)) are now trying to cash in on cinematic universes.
It's more ironic since the first 2 MCU movies are co-produced with Universal
10:21
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Anubis the god of death? Set is the god of evil and chaos, which would still make sense if you're making a sacrifice for power, I guess, but he ain't the god of death as far as I've heard.
Anubis is guardian of the underworld if i remember correctly, but according to someone else in the comment section the actual God of death is Osiris. Small difference but close.
@@Raptorworld22 so Anubis is like Hades, Greece's Lord of the Death.
Conrado Javier Probably, what little I know of from either pantheon is from games like age of mythology or AC Origins, or pop culture like the Percy Jackson novels I'm about to read. I think Cerberus could be a slightly more accurate comparison but as long as the basic idea is the same, they could very well be exchangeable with each other.(Like exchanging one expansion pack for a game with another expansion pack for a similar game at gamestop or something)
Yeah, Anubis is the one who takes the souls of the dead to the afterlife. Osiris is the ruler of said afterlife. Set is the god of chaos and the desert, and kind of a dick.
Anubis is kind of like Charon. The person who leads the dead to the afterlife.
Instead of spending $125 million trying to make some safe PG-13 action movie with A-list actors and aiming for mass appeal, they would have been better off spending $10 million and just focusing on appealing to a niche audience of hardcore horror fans. Sure, it wouldn't have made _Avengers_ money, but it would have at least broke even and with enough profit to justify a sequel, and they might have even sold some merchandise. I mean, these Universal monsters are some of the most recognizable characters in the history of film, so if they would have just stayed true to the spirit of them instead of trying to water them down for the taste of the mass market who already has a dozen superhero movies to choose from every year, they could have turned a profit.
Bottom line: if you're going to make a movie with a pre-existing fanbase, _make it for the fans_ and don't just copy what the most popular franchises are doing.
With what you said they could have used that same amount of money to make 10 simple horror movies based on these monsters and even if each movie only make $100 million that would still be $1 billion in the end.
that'd be so much more effort and take way longer to get a roi
Dr Shaym e
Also, maybe start off with something a bit more grounded. I get that magic would've been imperative to selling this Dark Universe, but this's a bit too much right out the gate. It almost seems clichéd at this point to advise studios that fail to establish a cinematic universe to do this, but just follow Marvel's example.
Marvel knew that they couldn't kick off their universe with, say, Dr. Strange or Guardians of the Galaxy, because magic and cosmic stuff is a little too much for the audience to swallow right away. That's why they started off with a more grounded character; Iron Man. Then, they gradually went weirder and weirder with their concepts, until there was enough weirdness in their universe already established to justify throwing in basically anything. After all, is it really so hard to accept a talking raccoon in space or an actual wizard after we've had Norse gods (who're really just aliens with magic, but whatever) and a gamma irradiated behemoth?
I respect and like your ideas, but it isn't going to happen, especially not with any of these big studios.
I think cruise wrote "stop," so much because he was projecting how he felt about the movies production.
But his cries went unheard
The movie sucks yes... but technically Marvel didn't start the cinematic universe thing. Universal started it with their Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman and Mummy movies. They made stuff like Dracula vs Frankenstein and Frankenstein vs Wolfman. Where some of them actually had intersecting stories and continuations. They just tried to make a modern day version using the Marvel formula. And failed.
Booper Dooper those aren’t cinematic universes they’re both just series’s
Not sure of you could consider thid a franchise but the Toho godzilla movies might be.
Unfortunately for them, having a crossover doesn't necessarily make it a "cinematic universe". Marvel is unique in that every single movie sprinkles in elements from other movies (Hawkeye in Thor, Falcon in Ant Man, Stark mentioned in virtually every movie, with a Nick Fury throughline). They actually do it really well. Then you get DC and the Dark Universe, which basically kneecapped themselves in their first movies by taking too much focus off the current story and throwing in future characters to advertise future movies. It's distracting, ESPECIALLY when you already know thanks to tabloids that this is what they're trying to do.
I think Universal should've taken the words "cinematic univerise" right out of their vocabulary and just done exactly what you said: make a bunch of monster movies, and have the successful ones cross over with each other in later installments.
@@geneparmesan8748 It was a Cinematic Universe though. Cinematic Universe was coined because marvel already had a universe in its comics so to differentiate it they called it the MCU (or Marvel Cinematic Universe) instead of "Marvel Franchise" because you could easily confuse it with Comics.
Its Like Mark Coleman coining the phrase "Ground and Pound" back in the day. Just because he came up with that phrase in MMA doesn't mean nobody before that used Ground and Pound for a fight strategy. (Because people did)
What about the dark knight and the Mario bros live action universe.
*FUNI TIDE POD MEMAY*
FUNI ORANGE MAN MEMAY
All dead meme
I think I may have seen you comment on something before although it may have been someone who has the same name and picture.
lmao ralph was that "walking to the laundry room" gag worth your camera??
i think it was
I don't know if that was a gag lol
I think he was recording and he just noticed it was falling
I like how hoarse his throat is after the cut.
Like he screamed furiously for half an hour.
I'm thinking the camera he used for that is fine, and he used an already broken camera for a prop.
3:14 And I thought the dark universe was going to be "dark".
"Set is the egyptian god of death"
Im sure he is lady, Im sure he is.
Yah as a huge anicent mythology fan this angered me so much
Omg the "dark universe" is a real thing I thought you were joking 😂
the dark web
To think, it could have culminated in a 200-person Monster Mash.
Thanks a lot, American moviegoers.
It has already been cancelled.
AaronTheZombie thank god
This is their SECOND attempt. They already tried to make a universe like this with the atrocious Dracula film, also failed after one film.
It's hilariously absurd.
The _Irreversible_ soundtrack during the stick figure meeting.
hey, do you know whats the music that plaws right after the tide pods joke?
Dr Shaym 7:53
@@murciadoxial8056 Darkness Nascent from The Mummy Demastered, he uses Hematic Furiant when he shows the game and the news sites
3:12 goes from 0-100 at the speed of light. You know when you laugh so hard you get to the point where you're trying to hold back a vom, crying and still laughing? I was there for a good 5 minutes
Soon as I saw and heard faintly " dicks in both eye sockets" I was DONE
that alley way is the staff entrance to the Science Museum in London. I saw very bored looking prop guys carrying fake prop gas lights and cobbled roads. I went to film school and sometimes regret not properly pursuing it... then I remember the bored prop guy and the final result.. and working at the Science Museum gift shop didn't seem bad at all.
wow, i cant wait for the skcu (serial killer cinematic universe)
doublethink yo I'm actually kinda down for that.
doublethink that kind of already exists. There was Freddy vs Jason and the ring ghost vs the ghost from grudge wherein one guy got doubled screwed and managed to get cursed by both ghosts and it becomes a contest of who will kill him first.
That sounds kinda cool actually
Brittany Rose Gacy would win
I hate to be "that guy" but Ed Gein isn't really a serial killer
He only killed two people, he just dug up a lot of corpses from graves.
The Cummy
*_COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM_*
Just realizing all your jokes in the subtitles...
Wait, wasn't the 2014 movie "Dracula: Untold" their first attempt to start this "Dark Universe"?
yes
Major Benson Winifred Payne Yes, and ironically, it was better than the Mummy.
What ever happend to the Untold Universe?
@@Narutass43 why isn't this Mummy a part of the Untold Canon?
Personally, I thought the Dark Universe wasn't a bad idea. Sort of a League of Extraordinary Gentleman setup. If they'd have gotten some really creative and imaginative people to make the movies, or gotten someone with a clear vision to manage the whole affair, it could have really been something great. I had thought all this but then I saw that trailer. You know, THAT trailer. Where they cobbled together footage from the old moves and put dramatic action music over it. Serious, WTF.
peace is overrated I think a lot of ideas for movies can possibly be decent at least, for me I almost always blame the execution.
And that sucks because now no one can make that idea great with their own creative genius because some bimbo torpedoed into a fucking mountainside.
Exactly. That's even worse because now no one in their right mind would try this. Well, maybe in a few decades when this whole debacle is forgotten Universal might have another crack at it. Then again, they would likely have also forgotten the horrible mistakes they had made.
Seriously, think how awesome it could have been. Start of with gothic horror, add elements of the spy thriller, maybe with a bit of the 60s Bond charm. A bit of speculative fiction, how would people react to finding out that magic is real. How would science adapt to this new field. Is it something like Shadowrun, where advanced technology and magic coexist in a world on the constant brink of chaos.
You know, I don't think this is a case of good ideas, bad execution. They had no ideas. Like Ralph said, these people were just here for a paycheck. I look over all this speculative crap I just pulled from my arse and I think "No, these cocks did not fail in execution." They could not fail because they had no vision. And that makes it all the more disappointing.
Watch penny dreadful if you haven't already. Pretty much the Dark Universe done right as a TV show.
I mean even the whole genderswap thing isn’t completely stupid, at least the design was kinda cool...too bad it had to be attached to this.
A Dark Universe set up would be really interesting. Too bad the retards at Universal completely botched their series in the first fucking movie.
I love the laughing in the background at the "pissing in his own mouth" joke
Oh Sweet Jeebus. Came here from IHE and haven't left. Rolling through these vids one after another. This one in particular deserves a comment: shit gets daaaaark. Don't sleep on Ralph! Shit's underrated!
I don't think a shared universe with these iconic characters is a bad thing on its own, but this movie shows that universal won't do anything unique or original.
I believe that you can make a concept like the dark universe work, but you need the proper execution and the right people, but universal wasn't interested in finding the talent needed to pull it off, and as a result they have a movie that nobody wanted to see and nobody remembers or cares about.
To be honest a cinematic universe with monsters wouldn’t be so bad in my opinion, but the way it was executed was pathetic
Yup, especially if they would make each film taking place between the 1800s to 1950s, making each of them a time period piece that forms a historical pattern to an alternate view of history. Though, I would highly encourage making these incidents subtle and isolated, instead of out in the open and having a city or world at stake. Basically, make each film a horror film, that the main characters try to survive their encounter.
This is #4 trending in UK
willmather20 wait Ralph is trending? Or is the movie trending.
The vid
Holy fuck
That broken trailer makes the film look brilliant. Like an avant garde horror movie. Keep making them
that way.
If only samuel l jackson from pulp fiction could meet tom cruise in this move
Say what again!!
I knew I didn’t kill myself for a reason
Todd Howard Well the reason happened so now you have nothing left to live for
Where's Elder Scrolls 6 you turd
Todd Howard
Skyrim again right?
tukettaja You mean Skyrim ports for the next gen PlayStation and Xbox consoles.
fallout 4 sucks
You know it’s bad when Blade Runner 2049 made less money than The Mummy
Tony Wagner That’s depressing
Then again it's not like the original did better at first. 2049 will be remembered in 30 years, "The Dummy"...not so much
One of the writers for The Mummy has said recently that he knew the Dark Universe was doomed when he attended the first meeting. No one could agree on anything and were all under the assumption that they would make it up as they went along. Because of that, him and the other writers all agreed to make The Mummy over the top because they knew it would be the last.
S C I E N T O L O G Y
Wait? He wrote Star Trek The Wrath of Khan? That's a classic. Oh
Wait...
He wrote into Darkness? Oh no...
Macon is my favorite character in the RSCU (Ralph Sepe Cinematic Universe)
Thank you for introducing me to that game's epic soundtrack. :) I've been listening to it for months
Just commenting to say this video led me to one of my favorite video games of all time. Thanks!
i miss the curly locks.
Also do a wrinkle in time if you dare!
The thumbnail perfectly describes how downhill this universe fell before it even started
3:13 Super glad i was wearing earphones
Idk why but that cut to Ralph at 10:18 makes me laugh uncontrollably lmao
It just bugs me that this film is an almost note-for-note clone of Lifeforce but without any of the style, charm, Patrick Stewart, or naked space vampires of the former.
Troy Schulz is this a regular thing with kurtzman? The island he and orci wrote was a blatant rip off of clonus: the body horror, which I’d be fine with if they cited their source more openly, but I think he thinks he can rip off B-movie plots like clonus and life force and get away with it! Ugh!
@@LiquidArmProduction IIRC the Clonus people wound up learning of it and got a settlement or something? I know it went around the MST3K people for a bit.
@@LiquidArmProduction I felt The Island also took a lot from Logan's Run.
@@DeepEye1994 at least with that Logan's run (which to be fair I haven't seen, but I've heard the comparisons before) is a well known movie, so I can assume they knew people would realize they were inspired by it, but I know kurtzmen and orci saw clonus, and just ripped it off assuming no one would notice cause it's a 70's b-movie no one remembers. I actually like the island as a movie more than clonus, but filmmakers, if you're inspired by material only a fraction of a percent the audience will have heard of, please just acknowledge it.
Its almost embarrassing seeing WB and DC attempt to copy Marvel's cinematic universe movies.
As you said some videos ago "...you don't have to be Marvel...just make GOOD films!"
Bro you captured the "creative process" perfectly - 10/10
I like how you can hear the inhale of terror as he watches his camera fall in the beginning. Like there was nothing he could do but watch as it happened and deal with the eventual consequence after
I wish my girlfriend would look at me the way Ralph looks at his friend at around 1:30. You can tell Ralphie is soooooo in love, I hope his partner feels the same way about him.
Don't worry. She (He? They? It?) does not.
He does look very attentive, almost like a good friend or something
Damn, you made that super depressing. "Hope his partner feels the same way" like...wtf? Lol
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I'm so glad you finally reviewed Tide Pods. I mean The Mummy.
Both made my stomach eat itself and made me shit blood.
I actually think having the dark universe slowly develop for 10 years culminating into an epic monster mash movie sounds fucking amazing
Well, Ralph if this is the end of Hollywood, then this was of their own making. Hollywood feared originality and decided to stick with remakes or overused ideas that will become stagnate, and this is their day of wrecking as punishment. So, if Disney does dominate Hollywood, then they deserve it, personally, I'm getting really sick of seeing the same ideas played out, with nothing interesting to grab my attention.
To further add my (possibly unneeded) opinion: The only way a Cinematic universe using these classic horror icons could be effective (if not perfect!) if they actually turned them into remade horror icons. Seriously, instead of trying to be like the MCU, why don't you play them at their own game, create interesting, unique and relatable human characters to combat these monsters (except for the Frankenstein Monster, he should be a good guy, because it suits the character) in a dark horror film that border lines R-rating, and these characters, providing they have their own solo films, had to deal with their own demons, just right off the bat here's my brief ideas for each film: Abe/Mina vs. Dracula, Rick vs. Mummy, George/Abby vs. Gillman, and Ralph vs. Tom, etc. You get it! Make each film of this franchise into a horror story, where the main protagonist/survivor of the film, hell even monsters in some cases if it makes sense, and they end up joining together to face bigger and worse threats. Also, I might be in the Minority, but I would prefer if the films were set in the 1800s-1950s, I just prefer vintage settings, especially if they represent specific time periods of where the original films took place. Oh, and use Jumpscares sparingly (As well as VFX), instead of overloading them to the brim! I'm sick of jumpscares being overused, and music stingers! Let the scene do the scares, instead of adding music! Silence is more thrilling and scary than fucking music stingers! So, in other words, I'm not confident in Blumhouse...Well, here's hoping Disney will make good use of these ideas, I know Universal won't.
If you managed to read my article, give yourself a pat on the back, you've earned an A plus! If you were in my Film class (No, I'm not a professor XP), I know this must be a chore to read, especially if you know I agree with you, Ralph. I hope we do get more good films, but I seriously doubt it, still somewhat hopeful. Anyway, I'm happy you continue to post vids and inspire me to be a better filmmaker, thanks a million! Have a good day, and please Tell Macon to fuck off! I don't wanna see his damn jerk off drawings! Oh, and please don't eat Tide pods, man, you're better than this.
Bijan Hakimian hey, an intelligent and interesting comment!
Anyway, I’m in complete agreement with this. Well written!
That's all very well but where do Abbot and Costello fit into this :P
@@nejdalej Ain't it obvious, you make them a gay couple that gets impaled by Vlad the Impaler lol Also, sorry it took me a long time to reply to this.
Ralph got a haircut
Gay boi looks goood
DatK9 ɪs ʜᴇ ɢᴀʏ?
Well his smile is more feminine than Amanda Seyfried's......i'm not sure if that's enough proof.
The Mummy. Starring: Tom Scientology Cruise, Joey Salads, Generic McLazy Violin and Blonde Bimbo.
Ralph your my favorite youtuber of all time. please keep up the good work
3:15. Yep, I believe that's exactly how Hollywood works now.
holy shit, this is Tom Cruise's World War Z.
I don't care if you make this point later in the review, I'm saying it now.