Manfred von Karma doesn't know how to read. (objection.lol)
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- čas přidán 21. 11. 2020
- I never found any Objections.lols about Manfred von Karma so I made this.
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I make this anyway!
What are they saying? I can't read it.
Same
OBJECTION! If you can’t read, then how are you able to type in the comments?
@@damiencurrency15 whjo saikd ij nedd tyuo reasd werhil ik tyuipre>
0I3j3Ct10N!
@@damiencurrency15 *HOLD IT!*
I don't read what I'm typing
"Reading is a colossal waste of time."
-Manfred von Karma, probably
In a game where you have to read their Voicelines
@@ajminadhimi8985 That's how you know he's the villain.
"I dont need to read evidence in order to forge evidence."
@@EnemyStandMamoru "Prosecutor von Karma, why does this autopsy report you submitted only contain scribbled illustrations?"
@@petruciosxd1374 "Your job is not to question my literacy, your job is to slam down your gavel and win me cases"
Plot twist: Manfred can’t read what he’s saying in the dialogue box.
That's correct, he's just telling himself what to write on the dialogue box
@@jorgerosas2516 ... I want to object... but it makes sense. 😂
Plot twist: Manfred wrote the script.
@@22neosiriwongwattana12 yeah who said he needed to write and read? He said he only needs to write
Soo trueee dude your kubz scouts THAT DUDE!!!!!
I just realised what he meant by "I just tell myself what to say, and then write it down".
All of the characters thoughts and words appear on the screen in a text box.
He tells himself what he want's to write and copies what's in the text box.
*Manfred von Karma broke the Fourth Wall so that he didn't need to learn how to read*
Fucking genius
His impeccable handwriting is because he copied each letter exactly.
HE'S DONE IT what a legend
And that's why he's the best.
Damn
Young Fran: Papa, what are you reading?
Manfred: *holding the book upside down, staring blankly at the page* Romeo and Juliet, obviously.
Fran: But the cover says "To Kill a Mo-"
Manfred: d i d i s t u t t e r
I don't get the joke but it's funny
@@Me-uq1eh They’re making a joke on Manfred not being able to read
Funnily enough, I red both of those in English class this year.
@@NineInchNailslover he's talking probably to the book "to kill a mo". mo- what?
@@valentds to kill a mocking bird
bruh imagine what fran feels like
the same man that literally made her believe that her family has to be perfect in every way cant read
bruh
bruh moment
Proof that knowing how to read is uselesd
If you need her she'll be having an identity crisis in the next room
@@Benxall Tell that to the updated autopsy report
@@Benxall uselesd
@@funky4760 pretty sure that’s Miles’s thing. Although he did study under von Karma so I guess nevermind...
I love how Franziska calls her father a "fool"
@@iantan8321 this unexpectedly grown a ton of likes
Foolish fools and their foolish fathers... Wait my father is foolish
He is a foolishly foolish fool
@@devog1842 😐 ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ʷʰⁱᵖ ᵐᵉ
@@devog1842 says the fool who always loose to the foolish fool wright
Waddup I'm Manfred , 65, and I never fucking learned how to read
"Manfred, could you read paragraph 2 for us?
No, i cannot. Waddup, I'm Manfred, 65 , and i never fucking learned how to read"
LITERALLY I THOUGHT OF THIS MEME THE WHOLE TIME
Hi hobo
Best part is that Manfred and Jared rhyme
You are absolutely phoenix wright in future.look at your profil fool
@@atlaskageburst216 bruh I'm high on grape juice let me have this
How to reduce one of the greatest villains of the series to a joke in 5 minutes and 2 seconds
Perfection
@@Phi_Lix no you mean OBJECTION!
@@ahmed4363 HOLD IT!
@@Phi_Lix TAKE THAT!
@@aerb3938 EUREKA!
The fact EDGEWORTH spelled "losing" as "loosing" really shows how many braincells he lost over that trial
No braincells?
You mean loost?
So that's why the judge believed Edgeworth.
it's little details like this that make the video great
Can we actually said that's a trial tho...
Judge: “no”
What will Phoenix do:
A)object
B)go home anyways
C)try to have a valid point
D)shit.
E)
@@Redracer2006 You weren't supposed to do that
@@quangthienpham9706 I'm sure he hadn't read answers, because he cannot read and he chose random letter.
E)your dad
E)show his lawyer badge for the proof
POV: Two kids grill their father for not knowing how to read
and the kids’ friends are not even surprised
@@varshg4709 and the some random dude still drinking a coffee
@@bingungnamanyaapa2662 and 1 of someones daughter commit confuse dscreaming
@@varshg4709 *lovers
@@pinkfurret6245 WHERE IS THE WORD LOVERS SUPPOSED TO GO
Headcannon: Von Karma’s letter to Yogi is full of spelling mistakes and completely baffling to read aloud
that explains why he didn’t burn it, he couldn’t read shit
@@kristhepermanentlyexhausted "Oh, anyways, gotta frame that bastard Edgeworth kid and kill that shitty lawyer!"
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@@Basils_Garden frum yu'rs truulee, Marnfref Bonn Krarar
@@plushyyu4327 px: hew du yew speel ‘merdir’ l forgor
>Not one of them thinks for a second that he’s just flexing how easy it is for him to sway a court room to believe what he says
Well, Wright did say he wasn't sure if von Karma was lying or not.
@@ianfinrir8724 I have come to the conclusion that he couldn't read
Manfred Von Karma is so perfect, he can say anything and only Phoenix will be unconvinced by what he says.
I just love how in-character everybody is. Feels like a real scene from the game if only it wasn't so absurd. Great job!
"If it wasn't so absurd"
As if there's a second of this series that isn't absurd lol
@@greatandmightykevin this is going into absurd lv
You sure
Yeah, Phoenix get bullied ,Judge is dumb .Edgy is being Edgy ,Frans being Franz.
Remember that time Phoenix interrogated a parrot because the prosecution suggested it? Good times, good times
And that was back before a lot of the weirder parts of the series came into play
Phoenix: "Von Karma! Have you, or have you not finished reading paragraphs 1-4?"
Francisca: "I just told you-"
Phoenix: "I meant Von Karma Senior."
Francisca: "Ah. My apologies."
Francisca apologizing?
Franciska: "Should've said it sooner fool!"
@@zaishijunior9455"Franziska! Be nice to my "husband"!
@@zaishijunior9455 * proceeds to whip wright*
Obviously he knows how to read, how'd he pass the bar exam! What's with all the paperwork in his office! How'd he sign adoption papers for Miles! How'd he raise Franziska from birth and Miles from adolescence without reading once!
He-- he can't possibly be that good at bluffing! He can't be! He must have read!
But then... Manfred von Karma would never arrive unprepared to a case unless he absolutely had no alternative... The only reason he wouldn't read vital court documents is if he... If he...!
Never learnt how to read......
Dear god.
I hate that this makes sense.
this is the experience of a person losing their sanity
3:07 The idea of Von Karma snapping his fingers and saying 'NOPE' is just so funny to me.
Especially right when the pursuit theme starts.
They would've solved DL-6 in 5 minutes in this timeline
In THREE minutes!
@@ARandomMinecraftVillager :big brain:
@@ARandomMinecraftVillager no 1 minute
@@aisharosealeta6801 Nah, 30 seconds.
Now that I think about it, would Von Karma even pass the bar exam in this timeline?
The best part is how von karma goes from not wanting to reveal that he can't read to being perfectly fine with it and even arguing that it's TRUE when the others call bullshit on that.
He is not gonna lose an argument. He is too perfect for that so he will prove that he can't read even If he has to admit it
Though, in this case, Manfred never learned how to read, yet still (somehow?) learned how to write, and THAT is absurd, in _reality,_ it IS possible to be able to have been taught how to read and write, then lose the ability to read through a brain injury, while STILL being able to write! For a real case of this, look up "The Writer who Couldn't Read". Long story short, writing was a sort of muscle memory, separate from visual processing. Looking at words he just wrote seemed relatively normal, but in a couple minutes, they'd convert to illegible jibberish.
Maybe when he was shot he lost the ability to read because the pain did something to his nervous system
@@shahidmiah110 Um... this is actually fan-made. He can read.
@@Vik1919 umm I know that I'm just explaining that the situation is possible
I could also see Manfred simplifying "I have pretty bad dyslexia so it's a fools errand for me to try to read" to "I can't read". He knows what sounds the letters make, he just can't practically read them. His spelling would be atrocious though. Not just because it's phonetic (although I think Japanese is pretty phonetic), but he'd transcribe the kanji switched around.
He was shot in the arm, not in the head lool
I could think of 2 reasons why the judge listened to Edgeworth and not Wright:
1) Edgeworth spelled “losing” as “loosing”
2) The judge wanted the trial over just as much as Edgeworth
You can just feel Franziska's faith in her father crumbling. Well done.
and yet, he is still a legendary lawyer. I think she lost faith in herself more than anything
Me explaining to the teacher why I didn't do the homework:
You didn't did the homework:?! Why you didn't did the homework:!?
@@joinsixthhouse69420 fuck, now I realized why I shouldn't write comments at 3am
I mean bro if I was in that trial I'd need a 10 month recess.
I would ve straight up resigned and LEAVE😤💀💀
Of course you would, after aknowledgind the fact, that the best prosecutor in current timeline can't read at all.
Best of all. Can't do what everyone just have to.
@@Crazylom YEAH EXACTY 💀
I feel bad for phoenix if was him i would piss my pants
The fact that the dialogue is incredibly in-character, despite the actions not even being close...
"Nothing here makes sense. I want to go home."
Same
i swear to god, even if this is a meme, they suprisingly are in charicter
You cant blame his so old they probably didn't invented words until he in his 30s
I love how everyone yells at Karma as opposed to being terrified out of their minds of him.
This deserves way more views that it has.
No objections.
It really does. It was hilarious!
IT DOES!!
Indeed, verily, I say... Ergo!!
that's true
He’s the greatest prosecutor, but he doesn’t know how to read because he’s been so focused on prosecuting.
If Von Karma can't read, that means that he's probably the best lawyer out there because of him not losing a single case(except for the one with Phoenix).
Just imagine if he could actually read.
He'd be too dangerous to be kept alive
Imagine asking an old man if he really cant read and he casually snaps and says nope.
Absolute chad.
No wonder both his kids turned out so gay /j
The finger snapping and the "Nope." Von Karma did made me chuckle.
No wonder he asked Phoenix to specify whichever page he was trying to prove a point on during the DL-6 shenanigans. He couldn't read it himself, so he sneakily drove someone else to say aloud the words from the papers!!
"Edgesworth lost too many braincells"
Score: 299
I lost a total of 500 brain cells by cringing while watching the video
This is the "Hi, I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never learned how to fucking read!" vine but Ace Attorney version
OBJECTION!!! There is one undeniable contradiction here.
Why is Manfred von Karma even still alive if Godot is there. Manfred was put in prison LONG before Godot was introduced in the series.
OBJECTION!! Since when did stupid videos like these have logic or consistancy?
@@Redracer2006 OBJECTION!
That was objectionable...
@@samstrange7958HOLD IT!!!!!! he has a point this is non canon to the series SO HE CAM DO WHAT HE WANTS
@@peterpham9061 OBJECTION! Indeed. Verily, I say...Ergo!
IDK. Timeline continum or some shit
Imagine If Phoenix was this intelligent and ACTUALLY READ HIS LAW BOOKS FOR ONCE...
Well, when he tried to read one, it gave him a headache and a foot injury.
He could've said he had a stroke leading to reading aphasia after the DL-6 incident due to stress and the earthquake, thus a good reason his break but nooo... he had to say he wasn't taught well. You truly are a god among persecutors Mr. Von Karma, you even persecuted yourself.
So no one gonna talk about the fact he somehow can write without reading
But... they did...
@@zadenhomunculus8652 Or did they...
@@robertanderson9447 They did. They totally did.
@@ianfinrir8724 Did they R E A L L Y
yeah they did
So this is where Manfred has been the whole time
Manfred: apparently this says “Cat”
C-a-t, cat
I like to imagine this is how most class room in school go on the daily.
Not daily.... not quite
@@millymcbug hmm yea your right
@@UniqueB3an ((if you're wondering, it's more so 8x a day - 4-6x for the number of classes there are and then 2x more for homework))
4:18 Phoenix Wright games in a nutshell
1:00
I like how Franzieka objected to his own father
Edit: her not his
Why didn't you just change his to her in your edit...?
@@samstrange7958 i did
No I meant in the original comment...like change the word his to her instead of adding an edit...
@@samstrange7958 Yeah the edit is complete pointless, just change his to her, not difficult at all
@@Phi_Lix plus Fransiska was spelt
Franzieka
Wait, but if he says the word in his head or something before saying it, wouldn’t he be reading his mind?
No, he just asks his mind to read itself to him
No, he says the words causing his text box to show up, then perfectly copied the writing inside his text box
“Haha...I can't read”
I am laughing my ass off at this this is the funniest shit ever
“Oh well if we can’t use fingerprints we can just use something else”
“OH MR WRIGHT, YOU THINK YOU CAN BEST ME?”
“Yes actually, since we can’t get fingerprints I got a dna sample of his hair, here’s the results of both him and Yanni Yogi’s”
“(Maniacal Laughing) IT SEEMS YOU HAVE OVERLOOKED A HOLE IN YOUR CASE PHOENIX WRONG!”
“And that is?”
“SIMPLE, I CANNOT READ PHOENIX WRIGHT! AND THUS I CANT UNDERSTAND THESE REPORTS, AND AS SUCH THEY ARE USELESS TO ME(crumples up papers)”
“Von Karma No! Wait… did you say you can’t read!”
Can we have a moment of silence and Fs in the chat, for all the braincells which died?
"ahahaha for you see Phoenix, I too also worked at the chemical factory and lost my ability to read!" "Von Karma no!"
I havent played a single ace attorney game but from what I know
I can 100% believe this to be real
lmao
Same.
Manfred "I'm illeriate actually" Karma
I know almost nothing about Ace Attorney, but from what I've heard, Manfred Von Karma is an amazing villain and a very strong person. That's exactly enough to make this video 10 times funnier. :D
EDIT: Now that I've finished Turnabout Goodbyes, this is even funnier. :D The only innacurate thing is that Manfred would start sweating just a bit later than here.
also i can't edit the main comment or else i lose the heart. sorry
i'm suprised von karma never knew that her own father can't read
Give Von Karma a break the learnig how to write and read in Japanese is very difficult
There's a possibility he also had to read in german.
@@Redracer2006 Or even English. Franzisca in the anime had a career in America, not Germany
@@damiencurrency15 OBJECTION! The anime is based of the game meaning that germany is what he had to learn
@@stonearucard OBJECTION! While the game’s dialogue had presented Franzisca having went to Germany, the anime’s dialogue portrayed her as having went to the US. Yes, the anime is based off of the game, but some of the details and dialogue were changed from the games.
and that means in the anime’s perspective, Franzisca, never went to Germany.
“I’m having a headache over this trial, I demand a 10 minute recess! “
“No”
“Shit”
that pretty much sums up the judge in all ace attorney games
THAT ENDING WAS HILARIOUS LOL
The judge favoring Edgeworth over Wright was just icing on the whole humorous cake
This would be hilarious if it was canon. Manfred got all his victories by intimidation and coercion
I like to think it's in parallel universe where they all solve cases together.
"If you don't read, how do you know what's in written evidence?"
"Someone reads it for me."
"...Then did someone read paragraphs 1-4 to you?"
"No"
"Why not?!"
"Because... they also can't read"
Von Karma has the gauntlet snap, just without the stones.
TBH, with his sheer power, he can match the stones.
I love how he isn’t ashamed about that he can’t read xD
Manfred: i can write without reading
Everyone: its not possible
Manfred: no its necessary
“Why do should I…” yeah I can already tell he can’t read.
Miles: how did you pass the bar exam!?
Manfred: I asked to take it orally
Enters courtroom
Says "Yep."
Refuses to elaborate further
Is never seen again
Absolute sigma move.
Be like Maya Fey.
RT voicing Von Karma: it was I who didn't let myself learn how to read for you see, I was the one who sent the school to a chemical factory!
1:23 - **(aggressive coffee drinking sounds)**
I like how hes so proud about it too
“You need to know how to read to know how to write”
One of my sisters: *Laughs in voice recognition[OBJ]*
BAHAHA-- this became one of my headcanons now.
05/08/22 Edit: Tf, I don't remember commenting this- 😭
He can only read in German.
Glad to see jared (19) has lead a good life up until this point
"I let the judge do the reading."
Simon Blackquill approved.
AASDFGHSGDFGJ
oh my god
this is my headcanon now
Me too.
Same
3:47
Phoenix: Oh my god...
Me: Oh my god..
I’ve never seen a man so determined to prove to people he can’t read
"Nothing here makes sense. I want to go home." I feel ya
That debate over whether or not the ability to write equates to the ability to read is just crazy enough to be in an actual ace attorney game.
>:|
I love the thumbnail
This would mean that Manfred Von Karma is a super genius.
He became the world's best prosecutor going undefeated for 40 years, teaching his daughter and Edgeworth to be great prosecutors all without knowing how to read.
"You're my mentor.. and you can't read??"
"Papa, what. The..."
"COFFEE WOULD BE NICE RIGHT ABT NOW"
*Air guitar* "Even Herr Forehead can read"
"I'm locked up and even I read"
"Putrid."
"And I thought I'm the rookie killer"
"Look at this utter nonsense for a mentor"
4:44 no
What.
Just, what.
The FIRST VIDEO I watch on this account.
And it's this.
...
I'm gonna need some chocolate for this.
"i'm gonna need some chocolate for this."
- remus lupin, probably
wait wrong fandom
The prosecutors and Attorney at law are teaming up against Manfred
"I said that i didnt know how to read, i never said i didnt know how to write!"
ExCuSe mE wHat thE FUck
“I tell myself what to say, and then I write it down!” 🤣
I thought he just needed glasses
Imagine if Manfred was just making this whole thing up to see how everyone would have a stroke
I feel bad for Franziska, her father doesn’t know how to read and embarrasses the whole family.
As you can see Wright I couldn't read because my eyes worked at a chemical plant and made me blind!
Have we ever seen him read something that he didn't 100% know the contents of? Legit curious
why has no one mentioned the fact edgeworth literally showed no signs of wanting the thing to end and then as soon as Phoenix says he's getting a headache and the judge tells him no Edge takes it upon himself to almost say the exact same thing as Phoenix just change a few words and have the case be closed a few seconds after phoenix wanted it closed? that ISN'T just a Coincidence.
OH THIS WAS AMAZING!!
(OBJECTION) Manfred Von Karma forgot you are LEARNED READ IT YOUR BOOK NOW JUST DO IT!!
So this means Manfred Von Karma went 40 years undefeated and couldn't read ? Sick
What a wonderful piece of art
Armando: * spam drinks coffee