Halo Wars is Definitely a Perfectly Balanced Masterpiece

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  • Perfectly Balanced, as all things should be.
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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  Před 5 lety +2252

    tfw i'm actually uploading content
    but it's basically shitposting
    _as all things should be_

    • @schoolsout901
      @schoolsout901 Před 5 lety +1

      Why the reupload?

    • @captainjacobkeyes7804
      @captainjacobkeyes7804 Před 5 lety +4

      11/10 content as always, love the fact you're such a halo fan aswell

    • @landontaylor4818
      @landontaylor4818 Před 5 lety +1

      You scrub you are supposed to cross at 1:01 and make a barracks on the free pads

    • @HypaSnypa12
      @HypaSnypa12 Před 5 lety +1

      Valefisk what hoi4 mod is this?

    • @logangoldovitz3310
      @logangoldovitz3310 Před 5 lety +1

      Good to see a fellow halo fan. This game takes me back. Get up in the morning, no responsibilities, play the hell out of this. The series is possibly one of the best shooters out there. I personally feel 343 did wonders with Halo 4, but after that it just went downhill. As for this, artfully done. Fair and balanced indeed.

  • @MrBeast
    @MrBeast Před 5 lety +2517

    i love this game, used to play it all day every day

  • @lsd310
    @lsd310 Před 5 lety +1672

    train years to be the best units in the whole army, being sent to act like isis death squads in space.

    • @masterarthius8752
      @masterarthius8752 Před 5 lety +155

      v achose And about 25% of all ODSTs burn or get shot before they manage to even land.

    • @onion599
      @onion599 Před 5 lety +180

      WE'RE AIBRONE WE'RE MEANT TO BE SURROUNDED

    • @romanian8034
      @romanian8034 Před 5 lety +10

      @@onion599 Steel division?

    • @onion599
      @onion599 Před 5 lety +34

      Nah it's Company Of Heroes

    • @romanian8034
      @romanian8034 Před 5 lety +5

      @@onion599 it is also in Steel division

  • @coleacott4069
    @coleacott4069 Před 4 lety +397

    "You see, while their busy killing my base, I'll be busy killing theirs"
    -French Resistance, Circa 1942

  • @LynxHylix
    @LynxHylix Před 5 lety +1398

    It was a bad day to be an ODST

    • @BasileusHorus
      @BasileusHorus Před 5 lety +12

      Only yesterday was a better day.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 Před 5 lety +23

      Everyday is a bad day for ODSTs when Halo Wars is booted up on someone's computer

    • @luki7928
      @luki7928 Před 5 lety +3

      @@BasileusHorus I like that reference

    • @zachboyd4749
      @zachboyd4749 Před 18 dny

      "What can I say? Was a hell of a night..."

  • @atreidesx8434
    @atreidesx8434 Před 5 lety +1603

    Master Chief and the Viet Cong Marines

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 5 lety +12

      Would read than fanfiction.

    • @chaiyaa2times622
      @chaiyaa2times622 Před 4 lety

      *odst

    • @DrakealNetwork
      @DrakealNetwork Před 4 lety +1

      They are popping out of the snow like daisies

    • @MasterBlasterSDF1
      @MasterBlasterSDF1 Před 3 lety

      @@DonVigaDeFierro y6y666 it yyy66 it 6yy66yyyy66y666y6yyyy6yy66yy66yyy6yy666y66yy66y666y66yy666yy6y66yyy666y66y6y6y66y6yyy6666y6y66666666666yy66y6666y666y6666666y6666yy6 it 6666666666yyy6666y66y6666666

    • @MasterBlasterSDF1
      @MasterBlasterSDF1 Před 3 lety

      F

  • @benjaminrogers8875
    @benjaminrogers8875 Před 5 lety +360

    2:27 *internally screams build supply pads*

  • @reecestiff7034
    @reecestiff7034 Před 5 lety +269

    This video can just be summed up as “90% casualty rate, Victory”

    • @sulfur3684
      @sulfur3684 Před 4 lety +3

      winter war basically

    • @grantcawby7225
      @grantcawby7225 Před 3 lety +12

      Another day in the Imperium, then?

    • @reecestiff7034
      @reecestiff7034 Před 3 lety

      @MrZomBIE16 war hammer 40k but russianbadger did reference it in one of his videos

  • @drewbreezy5699
    @drewbreezy5699 Před 5 lety +1562

    I remember when I would spam ODSTs always so much fun

    • @Outtet01
      @Outtet01 Před 5 lety +56

      Drew Breezy I hate you, on fort deen that was the most fucking annoying thing.

    • @MilitaryStyx
      @MilitaryStyx Před 5 lety +53

      I remember when I started and I built 7 science facilities, my friend gave me so much shit

    • @keepingeel7874
      @keepingeel7874 Před 5 lety +11

      I love odsts

    • @gamingwithchase3903
      @gamingwithchase3903 Před 5 lety +11

      I would spam artillery

    • @slothstudio5688
      @slothstudio5688 Před 5 lety +3

      I hated odst 😂😂 i always went for the people whi can mak eit

  • @soolop9000
    @soolop9000 Před 5 lety +738

    you ever build a Chuck Norris base? its just all shield generates and pump out special units to victory.

    • @Valefisk
      @Valefisk  Před 5 lety +326

      the only acceptable covenant strat

    • @franlopezfelix9357
      @franlopezfelix9357 Před 5 lety +68

      What about the invencible scarab strategy? one scarab and 30 engineers, if you don't use Anders is petty annoying. And the covenant leaders were op when they were level up. the profet can spawn units behind any base as the ODST. Also I think hunters are the most polyvalent unit in the game, if you combine them with wolverines are petty tough.

    • @Diabetic_Chicken69
      @Diabetic_Chicken69 Před 5 lety +6

      That never works lol. Don't be a shitty teamate and do that

    • @Diabetic_Chicken69
      @Diabetic_Chicken69 Před 5 lety +8

      Noobs always get a horde and either have them sit by when their allies get attacked, or do bullshit rambo attacks without letting their teamates know and they end up getting destroyed.

    • @franlopezfelix9357
      @franlopezfelix9357 Před 5 lety +5

      Tje super scarab works pretty well in some situation, for example in the map eden the are 2 very narrow ways in right and in left sides. If you put a scarab there the enemies units can not go all together. Scorpion have to go 2 each time so the scarab can not be destroyed there except if you have the mac cannon improved to the maximum. And I am not mentioning the covenant leader...

  • @Diabetic_Chicken69
    @Diabetic_Chicken69 Před 5 lety +534

    *is anders*
    *goes air*
    *enemy team goes anti air*
    *continues to go air*
    *every recruit ever*

    • @agchains78543
      @agchains78543 Před 5 lety +56

      That's actually the best thing to do with Anders. Unless your opponent is UNSC I suppose. Wolverines are actually effective. Vampires are trash.

    • @powerful7845
      @powerful7845 Před 5 lety +8

      Except for when you have a full squad of them you can freeze their entire force.

    • @Diabetic_Chicken69
      @Diabetic_Chicken69 Před 5 lety +18

      Vamps are godly when used with wolverines. If you are fighting a prophet, you always need them otherwise he'll just fly over and take out some reactors and teleport out.

    • @agchains78543
      @agchains78543 Před 5 lety +15

      @@Diabetic_Chicken69 I beg to differ. The only reason Vampires seem to be good when used with Wolverines is because Wolverines are exceptionally effective. Honestly, if someone was using Wolverines I would change my strategy anyway, but I wouldn't do it for the vampires. I regularly decimate Vampires with a full army of Hawks.

    • @jaded-harper
      @jaded-harper Před 5 lety +2

      agchains78543 actually no. Gauss is what you should go nearly every game

  • @technoita
    @technoita Před 5 lety +1663

    a l l u n i t s

  • @Gustav_Kuriga
    @Gustav_Kuriga Před 5 lety +430

    "Look at this totally OP strat" *takes 40 minutes to destroy AI*

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 Před 4 lety +52

      It works, and at the same time probably would piss off actual players, so hey, it's a win.

    • @blueberryblues5644
      @blueberryblues5644 Před 4 lety +66

      implying any halo wars game can be less than 10 years long by design

    • @zarlus8
      @zarlus8 Před 4 lety +24

      It's possible. Warthog rushes were a thing. I hated it.
      If you're timing was right, you could also grunt/Arbiter rush.

    • @CEYTgaming
      @CEYTgaming Před 4 lety +5

      Everyone here is noobs, 7 min tank rush baby!

    • @JennyGormanRitter
      @JennyGormanRitter Před 4 lety +8

      If you're not making scorpions by 5 minutes then you're not winning.

  • @ivenotwatched1episodeofnar71

    The gap in difficult between heroic and legendary is so large that there should of been 2 more difficulties in between heroic and legendary

    • @terryberard1355
      @terryberard1355 Před 5 lety +21

      Well the gap in difficulty between heroic and legendary in the classic Halo is huge, remember at 12yo not fucking clearing the first stage in legendary halo2, but managing to reach stage 4 within the same time spent. Good times

    • @christophercrawford2736
      @christophercrawford2736 Před 4 lety +1

      Ive not watched 1 episode of Naruto *should have

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 3 lety +15

      @@inofearu3051 For Halo 2 it's:
      Braindead
      Almost competent
      Barely Balanced
      360 No Scope Jackals and Bullet Sponges Everywhere, oh and Restart From the Beginning of Level on Death Solo

    • @georgeschmall9254
      @georgeschmall9254 Před rokem

      @@terryberard1355 what about automatic difficulty?

    • @metascrub285
      @metascrub285 Před rokem

      honestly when the ai plays unsc it is no way near as difficult.

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello Před 5 lety +51

    What are you a Warhammer general?
    “Throw more space marines at it! It worked the first time”

  • @vrcommandoata5403
    @vrcommandoata5403 Před 5 lety +46

    "Army materializes out of nowhere."
    ...CREED!!!

  • @srgforge2993
    @srgforge2993 Před 5 lety +127

    with this game the friendly AI either murders the other team, or gets murdered

    • @goldenhedgehog9
      @goldenhedgehog9 Před 5 lety +20

      srg forge2 atchison or you protect them so you can “request” 100% of their resources

    • @tyranpesut4828
      @tyranpesut4828 Před 5 lety +11

      I quite often only defend my AI allies then let them do all the offensive work. Makes for some pretty cool AI battles. But yes they are terrible in the early stages and don't do much to defend themselves from rush attacks

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 Před 5 lety +2

      No joke, I was goofing off with the prophet and randomly won on heroic. Apparently my AI was slaughtering them.

    • @prisonshowerrapist4046
      @prisonshowerrapist4046 Před 5 lety

      Then play automatic 199 they'll get good

    • @halinaqi2194
      @halinaqi2194 Před 4 lety

      They literally cheat at that level XD

  • @ragefacememeaholic5366
    @ragefacememeaholic5366 Před 5 lety +871

    The Odst strat isn't even that OP. It only worked so well because the AI is stupid. Scorpion rush is the best strat. 4 scorpions out by 10 minutes can devastate any unready opponent(Against players this works much better). An even better strat is the super turtle on the docks. Cobras hold the choke point, and wolvergenes patrol in search of any enemy air.

    • @scipio7994
      @scipio7994 Před 5 lety +33

      rageface memeaholic aganist a coordinated team that doesn't work, and even if it did then how the fuck YOU gunna win? wait until the enemy team ragequits?

    • @ragefacememeaholic5366
      @ragefacememeaholic5366 Před 5 lety +147

      You talking about the super turtle? The goal isn't to win. Its to make the game last as long as possible. Also it does work against coordinated teams I've literally done it. I've made games last upwards of 4 hours.

    • @bappon1495
      @bappon1495 Před 5 lety +17

      Artillery only rush

    • @marcusalm7350
      @marcusalm7350 Před 5 lety +52

      TANK BEATS EVERYTHING!

    • @_Vesper
      @_Vesper Před 5 lety +30

      rageface memeaholic
      But why though?
      That's four hours of your life spent turtleing in one match =/

  • @jaspermreid
    @jaspermreid Před 5 lety +296

    You and isp vs bokoen and Braun.

  • @silverdeathgamer2907
    @silverdeathgamer2907 Před 5 lety +69

    I loved Vulture spam and warthog rushes, such a simple game yet so fun and with so many viable strategies.

    • @franlopezfelix9357
      @franlopezfelix9357 Před 5 lety +12

      When I did the warthog rush I felt like the cut scene of the spearhead in halo reach. Warthog were petty fun to use, they were pretty fast. I loved to combine it with the improved hornets of Anders, you could reach any point in the map pretty quickly.

    • @martindrengenxbox360
      @martindrengenxbox360 Před 5 lety +1

      RIP hog rush, I won so many games against people trying to rush. If you try it against players who know what they are doing, it wont work.

    • @tyranpesut4828
      @tyranpesut4828 Před 5 lety

      yeah warthogs are trash, good luck actually taking a base of someone who isn't retarded

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys Před 5 lety +3

      @@franlopezfelix9357 warthog rush was the only way i could think of to win that superscarab campaign mission

    • @franlopezfelix9357
      @franlopezfelix9357 Před 5 lety

      @@CrazyDutchguys That mission was one of the hardest one, the last mission was also pretty hard.

  • @danydady6851
    @danydady6851 Před 3 lety +13

    I remember one time I was playing against three legendary ai and I did a scarab rush. While I was spending ten minutes building resources, my teammates both died leaving me alone against three unsc legendary ai. After two hours of running around the map destroying and building bases, I finally managed to overcome all three opponents. No scarabs were lost in my match, but several engineers were.

    • @alister2755
      @alister2755 Před 6 měsíci

      I see you used the scarab jesus method 😂

  • @moralitiesaspook168
    @moralitiesaspook168 Před 5 lety +428

    Perfectly balanced like all things should be

  • @yourdoom6554
    @yourdoom6554 Před 5 lety +27

    You lost a thousand men in a single fight?
    For the Imperium, that's just breakfast. On Monday.

    • @FreezyPop
      @FreezyPop Před 4 lety

      *crumb

    • @cia9506
      @cia9506 Před 11 měsíci

      The unsc lost over 4 billion troops crew and Spartans along 10 billion civilian

    • @rulingmoss5599
      @rulingmoss5599 Před měsícem

      40k fans try not to bring up their bigger numbers slop:

  • @EnderLord007
    @EnderLord007 Před 5 lety +24

    "I'm not gonna lose *this* fight"
    *scarab shows up*
    hmmmmmmmm

  • @mikkelstergaard6218
    @mikkelstergaard6218 Před 5 lety +442

    There is no way this game is ready to be an E-Sport, the ODST Marines clearly needs a buff in order to make this more balanced.

    • @KazukiIF
      @KazukiIF Před 5 lety +57

      The meta is scorpion tank rushing, a PT scorpion army would crush an ODST army

    • @Phenom98
      @Phenom98 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol I think they need a little bit more of balancing for that to happen... Actually, it's more like a shitload of changes.

    • @kroth5810
      @kroth5810 Před 5 lety +9

      Sean Stack Ryan scorpion tank rushing is not meta, warthog rushes and covenant leader rushes combined or alone easily beat tanks. Except in 1v1 where the game is a lot more balanced and many more troops are viable

    • @KazukiIF
      @KazukiIF Před 5 lety +1

      @@kroth5810 i only really played 1v1s, so i can see how the game would be different with multiple opponants, however it certainly seems like rushing is the best strategy, like mac rushing is a thing, but at least in halo wars 1 you can play without rushing, in the second game you can produce infantry from your hq, game was built for rushing

    • @kroth5810
      @kroth5810 Před 5 lety

      Sean Stack Ryan with good opponent you will die if you you dont rush in either game, both gamers have players who will not rush and just build up hoping they aren’t rushed. Building infantry out of your base isn’t that important as the base infantry are really bad against almost all other early game troops so it’s not that hard to defend yourself. Honestly I think building warthogs out of your base is much more powerful as they are one of the best units in halowars 1 because of their mobility, cost and damage.

  • @harveybeach1895
    @harveybeach1895 Před 5 lety +245

    Halo wars 1 > halo wars 2

    • @zweitfire
      @zweitfire Před 5 lety +9

      The pelican transport in halo wars 2 is stupid

    • @marcfrost1164
      @marcfrost1164 Před 5 lety +16

      Pelican Transport on fort deen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . Ah I remember that tactic

    • @tyranpesut4828
      @tyranpesut4828 Před 5 lety +8

      halo wars 2 looks like a kids game

    • @aviatorengineer3491
      @aviatorengineer3491 Před 5 lety +29

      This is true but Halo Wars 2 ain't bad. It's just different, and to be fair it's hard to be better than an absolute legend like the original Halo Wars.

    • @bensutcliffe1975
      @bensutcliffe1975 Před 5 lety +7

      I was so hyped for HW2, but for whatever reason I don't like it. Also the waypoint system is way worse and locking base upgrades and tech levels together is really bad imo. Expanding early is also pretty difficult and sets you back a lot.

  • @t0xictac015
    @t0xictac015 Před 5 lety +135

    1000 odst deaths is nothing. Me and my friend played a game where I only used Marines (Not ODST) and lost about 10000 men. We won though. But us it really a win?

    • @t0xictac015
      @t0xictac015 Před 5 lety +26

      My friend used tanks and aircraft. I was the numbers, he was the hammer

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Před 5 lety +3

      @@t0xictac015 i shall try this strategy

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 Před 5 lety +51

      thats basically the imperial guard strategy from 40k

    • @lampostsamurai2518
      @lampostsamurai2518 Před 5 lety +10

      Ah, the russian method. Clog the engines of the enemy weapons of war with your infantry.

    • @piguy222
      @piguy222 Před 5 lety +6

      @@lampostsamurai2518 just jam em in there

  • @ethanquirk28
    @ethanquirk28 Před 5 lety +11

    *sees an army of anti-vehicle infantry approaching his base*
    “Well I guess I better start making tanks instead of flamethrowers”

    • @zqx_b
      @zqx_b Před 2 lety +1

      It worked

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp Před rokem +1

      In the words of a marine from halo 3 "tank beats everything!"

  • @axelramirez9074
    @axelramirez9074 Před 5 lety +5

    RIP blue scarab you will never be forgotten 2018-2018

  • @jackroberts4206
    @jackroberts4206 Před 5 lety +76

    By order of ISP don’t do artillery only

  • @zweitfire
    @zweitfire Před 5 lety +5

    One time on this map I had a warthog ramp into one of the ravines and survive after two minutes it drove straight up the cliff and was fine i love this game to death and most glitches are not impactful to the gameplay but are just plain funny I also think this is my favorite halo game bo2 is my fav game I spent weeks of time in this game without internet mind you so it’s good to see other people like it as much as me

  • @lkvideos7181
    @lkvideos7181 Před 5 lety +7

    only 90% casaulties ? the Imperial Guard be proud. That's a total victory !

  • @speshimen4954
    @speshimen4954 Před 5 lety +144

    did you know whales can be gay
    it’s science

  • @TheOnlyMonroni
    @TheOnlyMonroni Před 5 lety +33

    Maybe meme it up with the Zan Man

  • @magnusmason885
    @magnusmason885 Před 5 lety +5

    This was great to see, someone playing a game from my childhood. I can actually play it properly now

  • @Mariopwnzu
    @Mariopwnzu Před 5 lety +3

    7:05 WE’VE GOT TWO
    SCARABS I REPEAT TWO SCARABS

  • @sirelitetheugly
    @sirelitetheugly Před 5 lety +15

    I'm glad this game is getting some steam again, this game is definitely a classic!

  • @Starman062
    @Starman062 Před 3 lety +1

    The entirety of the unsc strategy is literally teleports behind you

  • @kennynito235
    @kennynito235 Před 5 lety +2

    "The fool he has forgotten to train additional units"

  • @nightfire2015
    @nightfire2015 Před 5 lety +4

    14* grizzly and 15* warths are great
    You can also put cobras inside cobras with the transport option

  • @kerrwallace7090
    @kerrwallace7090 Před 4 lety +7

    When you haven’t played the game in forever and you decide to go on multiplayer only to spend eternity finding a match and 5 minutes being destroyed by some pros

    • @halinaqi2194
      @halinaqi2194 Před 4 lety +1

      The only people who play it are the pros nowadays XD

    • @zqx_b
      @zqx_b Před 2 lety

      Everyone that plus this game online are all generals xD

  • @alphanoodle1877
    @alphanoodle1877 Před 4 lety +2

    this is actually how unsc fought the covvies
    but also used spartans

  • @YourPalKindred
    @YourPalKindred Před 2 lety +2

    "COMMAND! THE ARBITER IS HERE!"
    "Ignore him keep shooting the buildings"

    • @joshuapurdy7065
      @joshuapurdy7065 Před rokem +1

      “But sire, the troops!”
      “I care not for your little life, shoot the buildings”

  • @NotVeryRandomDude
    @NotVeryRandomDude Před 5 lety +67

    What kind of Star Wars Empire at War Forces of Corruption mod is this?

    • @datkat2001
      @datkat2001 Před 5 lety +3

      I think there is a halo mod for FoC, but pretty incomplete probably

    • @katarzynadaniliszyn4475
      @katarzynadaniliszyn4475 Před 5 lety

      TNSN no space battle =)

    • @ryancleaver6613
      @ryancleaver6613 Před 5 lety

      I only recently got that game and I was not expecting a reference ever in my life.

    • @Sangheili_Rawr
      @Sangheili_Rawr Před 5 lety +1

      There is a space battle mod called covenant at war.

    • @bigslurpee2078
      @bigslurpee2078 Před 5 lety

      @@datkat2001
      There is a mod on the steam workshop that only lets you play space battles.

  • @blackninjamaw829
    @blackninjamaw829 Před 5 lety +11

    The most underrated RTS classic!

  • @_xX_CGNTV_Xx_
    @_xX_CGNTV_Xx_ Před 5 lety

    Please upload more of this , I love this so much.

  • @danielclapham6601
    @danielclapham6601 Před 5 lety +1

    sheds tear at bungie leaving, "i hear that"

  • @demongrenade2748
    @demongrenade2748 Před 5 lety +7

    My favorite strat in this game was to spam jackal snipers in the one game mode that give you more population for every base you own. The max possible population was 90 (or 99? I can't remember). Anyway, 90 jackal snipers brought enough firepower to melt any unit in the game in less than 3 seconds. It was glorious to watch.
    But they were total garbage vs structures. It'll literally take them about 5 or 10 minutes of constant shooting to destroy an enemy base. A pair or couple pairs of hunters could destroy a base in a fraction of the time, but no one could stand against the mighty jackal horde!
    Except ODST spam. That'll shit on jackals pretty hard.

    • @kedkos7417
      @kedkos7417 Před 5 lety +1

      Jackals are hard counters to odst though, one of the best. Only thing that beats it is scarab and flamethrowers

    • @christophermiller8252
      @christophermiller8252 Před 5 lety

      A full army of jackals is pretty trash

  • @crowcaster970
    @crowcaster970 Před 4 lety +5

    “What the fuck? How do they have banchees already?” I too am surprised at the speed of which the covenant produces banchees. Even on easy they acquire them like a forty year old woman on Black Friday where wine is 75% off

  • @gamerz1172
    @gamerz1172 Před 5 lety

    i loved doing this when i played this game, along with turtling using the elephants

  • @blutackwarrior
    @blutackwarrior Před 5 lety

    Love how you made you're title for the video exactly the same as the Spiffingbrit

  • @barsaf9989
    @barsaf9989 Před 5 lety +7

    OMG the high resolution and high frame rate looks 10x better than the 360 version! I have been missing so much. I still play this on xbox every once and a while, but I might have to get it on PC after seeing this!

  • @MikeMMKK2003
    @MikeMMKK2003 Před 5 lety +7

    Could you do a series of this game pretty please?

  • @danaschalk1640
    @danaschalk1640 Před 5 lety +1

    I remember one time i left my entire army on the lightbridge and they fell after it turned off. I lost that round

  • @yeahimethan5968
    @yeahimethan5968 Před 2 lety +1

    me: reads title
    perfectly balanced
    my warthog rushes: as all things should be

  • @scottb7115
    @scottb7115 Před 5 lety +4

    I was just replaying this a week ago

  • @TheGuyguy40
    @TheGuyguy40 Před 5 lety +47

    what kind of HOI4 mod is this?

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 Před 5 lety +6

      It is the This Joke is Getting old Mod

    • @generic727
      @generic727 Před 5 lety

      A damn good one.

  • @finnskii8086
    @finnskii8086 Před 5 lety +1

    7:03 They got two scarabs, repeat two scarabs

  • @Scruffy72
    @Scruffy72 Před 5 lety +2

    Love this game memorized the spawn location for all the supply crates on both settings. One usually had less the other tends gave many more.

    • @bensutcliffe1975
      @bensutcliffe1975 Před 5 lety

      Yes. Fort deen was the worst one with bad supply spawns imo

  • @wrathisme4693
    @wrathisme4693 Před 5 lety +59

    *Halo wars is actually pretty nicely balanced! This chump was just playing against AI!* Take that shit online against competent players and see how well you do

    • @kroth5810
      @kroth5810 Před 5 lety +17

      Wrath Is Me - I agree speaking as someone who got pretty good at the game, i basically considered the legendary AI to be worthless. I could 1v3 the legendary AI most games because of how bad it is at the game.

    • @faithelizabeth1848
      @faithelizabeth1848 Před 5 lety +5

      He sits there for like half the game without expanding on his bases.

    • @wrathisme4693
      @wrathisme4693 Před 5 lety

      Yeah and against a player that would be punished! Against dumb AI it doesn't matter

    • @bigslurpee2078
      @bigslurpee2078 Před 5 lety +1

      I played with a couple of my friends but all they'd do is choose arbiter and rush me with honor guards before I could do anything.

  • @danieljames6138
    @danieljames6138 Před 5 lety +4

    "It's so broken, watch as i beat some AI that could have easily knocked me out if it was an actual player" well that's some flawless logic

  • @pomey13
    @pomey13 Před 5 lety +1

    1:12 I know exactly how many marines you need, or just you know, one spartan

  • @PB-ji5rb
    @PB-ji5rb Před 5 lety +1

    That Thing with the scarab and the light bridge happened to an enemy player in Multiplayer once. All he had was 2 scarabs and he was destroying my last base when I distracted him with a medium sized odst army. So he turned around, I surrounded him while he was on the bridge and he lost his entire army
    That was pretty awesome when I was 12 or

  • @diamondhandape
    @diamondhandape Před 5 lety +3

    Halo wars is one of the best games ever I had so many memories on it. And then halo wars 2 comes out and I was very disappointed.

    • @bensutcliffe1975
      @bensutcliffe1975 Před 5 lety +1

      This. I had to delete HW2 I just couldn't stomach it. At least the story was okay.

  • @landontaylor4818
    @landontaylor4818 Před 5 lety +3

    I had a turtle with a buddy of mine for 7 hours straight on terminal morraine

    • @kroth5810
      @kroth5810 Před 5 lety

      landon taylor you beat my record of 6h28min :)

  • @gramboni0624
    @gramboni0624 Před 4 lety

    I remember times sitting terrified in the light bridge base with no allies left and a row of Cobras locked down as defensive artillery.

  • @Gummypuss
    @Gummypuss Před 5 lety

    The second I saw that scarab on the bridge I just knew!

  • @MrTwo-yv2up
    @MrTwo-yv2up Před 5 lety +3

    Artillery only

  • @bigleader1248
    @bigleader1248 Před 5 lety +18

    Artillery ONLY!!

  • @kojikashiin319
    @kojikashiin319 Před 5 lety

    *gasp of delight*
    “A weak blue base!”
    It probably wasn’t your intention but that was adorable

  • @diamondlegall8519
    @diamondlegall8519 Před 5 lety +1

    I need you to upload more of this

  • @joshthemrbeanfan7139
    @joshthemrbeanfan7139 Před 5 lety +12

    omg i love this game - Prophet every time baby :)

    • @JayWalkZ
      @JayWalkZ Před 5 lety +1

      Nothing spells balance like sending your 3 star prophet to the enemy base just to call it back when it's shield goes down and the enemy's base is already in ruins.

    • @motorr4319
      @motorr4319 Před 5 lety

      Prophet trash😂

    • @joshthemrbeanfan7139
      @joshthemrbeanfan7139 Před 5 lety

      Jay WalkZ yep my friends hated me

    • @joshthemrbeanfan7139
      @joshthemrbeanfan7139 Před 5 lety

      Moto RR nah man dont say that

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Před 5 lety

      Nah nah, arbiter is the real deal

  • @afghanistandaily9175
    @afghanistandaily9175 Před 5 lety +3

    Man this game looks great! Have you ever considered, "Artillery only in HOI4"????

  • @DecidedlyNinja
    @DecidedlyNinja Před 5 lety +1

    *Sees that both covie AIs have scarabs* I count two scarabs! Repeat, two scarabs! *starts blasting One Final Effort*

  • @bdon2088
    @bdon2088 Před 5 lety

    Run from it
    Dread it
    Valefisk still uploads

  • @classifier_6611
    @classifier_6611 Před 5 lety +3

    ARTILLERY ONLY

  • @djordjemilosevic7856
    @djordjemilosevic7856 Před 5 lety +3

    Hello commrade valefisk

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator Před 5 lety

    Happy to see you branching out!

  • @shutupandgoogleit4688
    @shutupandgoogleit4688 Před 5 lety +1

    I remember stacking cobras on top of each other to the point where they can survive Mac blasts. Good times.

  • @staunchsquire7437
    @staunchsquire7437 Před 5 lety +3

    What mod is this? ( yeah i love this game too got it for xbox alot of years ago

  • @christophermiller8252
    @christophermiller8252 Před 5 lety +5

    This game was hella good and at high competitive level was very fun, there was no single OP strategy any hero could beat every other, it was just all about knowing what’s coming and reacting accordingly
    Anyway git gud

    • @bensutcliffe1975
      @bensutcliffe1975 Před 5 lety

      You can't deny that there were lopsided match ups though. Like prophet vs everyone on barrens. Fuck that map.

  • @killerkitten7534
    @killerkitten7534 Před 5 lety

    My favorite map was that map too!!! And I would do the exact same thing of taking the bases first (only was really slow)

  • @spookbuster4862
    @spookbuster4862 Před 5 lety

    Now this was a trip down memory lane. ODST spam/cheese, scout hornet cheese, making 5 bases who only existed for supplies. Man I miss this game.

  • @OHMYGODVIDEOGAMES
    @OHMYGODVIDEOGAMES Před 5 lety +3

    this game is the best console designed RTS made bar none and is actually a pretty decent demonstration of ensemble studios talent when put under severe development constraints
    unfortunetly it has the pretty significant issue of being a CONSOLE DESIGNED RTS and even one of the best RTS studios in the industry couldn't save it, everything basicly had to be designed around macroing one large army and incentivised mono unit builds supported by hero units or super units
    the legendary AI cheats like mad, they will quite literally fabricate resources out of nothing even with a single base, whats interesting is the game has a "scaling AI" which i believe they added in the PC release that ramps up the difficulty the more you play it, even though this AI can supposedly go above and beyond legendary it never blatantly fabricates resources, atleast as far as im aware of
    Anders Hawk super unit upgrade is real cancerously overpowered in team games, think of it like WC3 undead wyrms+death knight against no human players
    the Arbiter is just a WC3 dirty blademaster without the buildup and triple hog rushing in team games was an excellent source of salty children tears on the original xbox version

    • @Valefisk
      @Valefisk  Před 5 lety +1

      Agreed. The only other console RTS that comes close is Battle for Middle Earth II. Now _that_ deserves a video someday

    • @bensutcliffe1975
      @bensutcliffe1975 Před 5 lety

      The AI does cheat. It's most notable in automatic 160+

  • @alexanderjonathan5170
    @alexanderjonathan5170 Před 5 lety +3

    I remember only using ODST's on a legendary game and raping the enemy scarib.

  • @thedillon25100
    @thedillon25100 Před 5 lety

    i remember the spartan and scorpion strat its slow at the beginning but you get a lvl 2 or 3 spartan with killing 3 bases and put him into a tank and keep him alive most games you end with a near max lvl guy that can 1v1 a scarab.

  • @Indoor_Carrot
    @Indoor_Carrot Před 5 lety

    Spat my drink when the Scarab fell from the light bridge XD Fucking brilliant

  • @classifier_6611
    @classifier_6611 Před 5 lety +4

    Artillery only when?

  • @lo8ner
    @lo8ner Před 5 lety +6

    Legendary is pretty easy compared to automatic 140+. The game can get harder, much harder

    • @bensutcliffe1975
      @bensutcliffe1975 Před 5 lety +1

      I think at 160+ the AI can build a wraith every 5 seconds.

    • @bensutcliffe1975
      @bensutcliffe1975 Před 5 lety

      @Zxylo 5 If you turtle on the side where the bonus reactor is closest to the rebel base the scarabs cannot climb the cliffs there and have to come across the bridge.

    • @lo8ner
      @lo8ner Před 5 lety

      @@bensutcliffe1975 After a while I began wondering if the AI could bend game mechanics in their favor.

    • @bensutcliffe1975
      @bensutcliffe1975 Před 5 lety

      @@lo8ner its the only way to make it more challenging. The AI is pretty crap in HW. It was never the main focus which is a shame because ensemble made some pretty good AI.

  • @commissarpotater1919
    @commissarpotater1919 Před 4 lety +2

    Even in another game, you still love bridges

  • @lilwonka
    @lilwonka Před 5 lety

    This brings me back, man. I played the demo at GameStop any chance I could.

  • @joelnordlander7526
    @joelnordlander7526 Před 5 lety +3

    Oof i love halo wars

  • @samuelju2
    @samuelju2 Před 5 lety +143

    Never seen a RTS designed so unbalanced, to a degree that I laugh my ass off XDD

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 Před 5 lety +16

      The unbalance made it fun

    • @DaKnightsofawesome
      @DaKnightsofawesome Před 5 lety +49

      samuelju2 its not unbalanced the AI just sucjs

    • @h3llblaz3r12
      @h3llblaz3r12 Před 5 lety +68

      Halo wars is pretty balanced, this game was drawn out to like 30-40 minutes with him winning vs AI.
      The AI knows what to do for the start but after that they go full potato.

    • @legendairenic6247
      @legendairenic6247 Před 5 lety +16

      Reminding you he's playing on legendary, so health, damage and ressource gather rate are increased for the enemy ai

    • @kroth5810
      @kroth5810 Před 5 lety +11

      Chandler Gloyd having legendary AI on my team is about as useful as having no team mate what so ever imo because they are so bad at the game

  • @USSEnterprise3
    @USSEnterprise3 Před 5 lety +1

    Cough gauss spam as anders and super turtling 3v3 was so much fun

  • @lrballistics
    @lrballistics Před 5 lety

    3:45 How to cheese a scarab
    1) Spam troops in front of it while it's on the light bridge
    2) Wait for light bridge to not
    3) profit until the other two scarabs come in

  • @logancole1365
    @logancole1365 Před 5 lety +3

    I got this game when it came out when I was only around 9 or 10 and I played the shit out of it. Was really disappointed to see the pay to win bullshit in the second one

  • @warden-commandercousland
    @warden-commandercousland Před 5 lety +34

    Ahh the good one. It's a great game.
    The sequel is not.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 Před 5 lety +4

      Whats the problem with the sequel?

    • @warden-commandercousland
      @warden-commandercousland Před 5 lety +17

      @@ineednochannelyoutube5384 Not the best storyline, the changing of several characters appearances beyond simply changing actors, gameplay changes that were very unintuitive. It was very mediocre overall.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 Před 5 lety

      +Duke H. Maybe I shouldnt get it then.

    • @masterarthius8752
      @masterarthius8752 Před 5 lety +6

      I need no channel youtube! It is not bad, it is not great, it is the most ok game ever, mainly because of pay-to-win Blitz (NEVER play this mode) and because the story was mediocre.
      SPOILERS BEGIN: The Banished got their asses kicked by an old repurposed colony ship with half a crew and they barely survived a small Flood outbreak, which was probably contained by them and the Sentinels, meaning that it had no relevance to the game story in the first place. They even got their only CSS cruiser destroyed, instead of successfuly destroying the Spirit of Fire, which eliminated the tension and the high stakes. The campaign also ends in 3 cliffhangers. On top of that, Cutter and Anders have changed their appearances completely since the first game, destroying all logic. SPOILERS END.
      On the bright sight, the multiplayer is very fun. Just make sure to buy all the paid DLC leaders because they are the only OP ones.
      All in all, the campaign and multiplayer are both fun to play, gameplay wise, but there is more that can be wished by the story and the business practise of Microsoft.

    • @NinjaChris127
      @NinjaChris127 Před 5 lety

      ye i honestly felt the story in the sequel was just so basic, and of course the changing of look with anders and cutter was super dumb. Pretty sure they also changed the voice actors, but what can ya do. But I definitely do like the cliffhangers, and how the halo wars series hopefully won't just be some backwash series that gets little to no attention by the halo community

  • @PB-ji5rb
    @PB-ji5rb Před 5 lety

    That Thing with the scarab and the light bridge happened to an enemy player in Multiplayer once. All he had was 2 scarabs and he was destroying my last base when I distracted him with a medium sized odst army. So he turned around, I surrounded him while he was on the bridge and he lost his entire army
    That was pretty awesome when I was 12 or so

  • @Alpha-106
    @Alpha-106 Před 5 lety

    I remember back in the day of playing wars and using only those side bases to win easily, because as long as you have enough anti air and enough cobras lining the front entraces nothing can touch you.

  • @bensutcliffe1975
    @bensutcliffe1975 Před 5 lety +5

    As a long time halo wars player this video is painful to watch.

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey Před 5 lety +4

      Exactly, I don't think he even understands that the basic idea of the combat is a rock-paper-scissors mechanic.

    • @bensutcliffe1975
      @bensutcliffe1975 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Alex_Fahey It's so sad to watch