INSULTS MATCH vs STEPHEN TRIES

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  • čas přidán 30. 08. 2018
  • The insults match to end all insults matches? Or is it?
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  • @frederickengels1466
    @frederickengels1466 Před 4 lety +12241

    Stephen: well worked insult
    Cal: virgin ginger

  • @greedy908
    @greedy908 Před 4 lety +31125

    "You're girlfriend is called Sarah Close, or to give her a full name, Sarah close to leaving you"....The foreshadowing.

    • @theory9813
      @theory9813 Před 4 lety +421

      It was true though

    • @henrysmith6465
      @henrysmith6465 Před 4 lety +308

      He knew😯

    • @Random_account444
      @Random_account444 Před 4 lety +102

      OH SHIT YEAH

    • @nyla9
      @nyla9 Před 4 lety +458

      Foreshadowing and juxtaposition and then the foreboding of the video evokes a sense of reject and pain. GCSE English am I right?

    • @Random_account444
      @Random_account444 Před 4 lety +83

      @@nyla9 no
      Just
      No

  • @CynicalScientist261
    @CynicalScientist261 Před 4 lety +24066

    Stephen is so underated. He’s actually a very good comedian and writer imo

  • @Nareshoof
    @Nareshoof Před 4 lety +7606

    "Thought pancake day was yesterday"

  • @StephenTries
    @StephenTries Před 5 lety +52828

    Morally, there were no winners in this

  • @SanguinePhoenix
    @SanguinePhoenix Před 4 lety +12942

    The 3% who voted for Cal were from Make-A-Wish

  • @dylsterrr
    @dylsterrr Před 3 lety +9211

    W2S vs Stephen Tries would go down in history

    • @onecryingcow4503
      @onecryingcow4503 Před 3 lety +170

      So I'm not the only one watching this again lol

    • @tpgeek7688
      @tpgeek7688 Před 3 lety +103

      Fucking hell would break loose

    • @cuanfenton9132
      @cuanfenton9132 Před 3 lety +93

      Harry would get murdered

    • @shadoni5229
      @shadoni5229 Před 3 lety +54

      @@cuanfenton9132 Harry get murdered? Mate this would be a tough match ...

    • @dylsterrr
      @dylsterrr Před 3 lety +186

      @@cuanfenton9132 lmao but Harry would eventually be able to find things to say that cross the line by a hundred miles

  • @alexlewis2184
    @alexlewis2184 Před 4 lety +4743

    Stephen cooked him in every single round, legitimately every single one

    • @spencerstarosta8912
      @spencerstarosta8912 Před 3 lety +65

      hes the best ever in the whole series

    • @tpgeek7688
      @tpgeek7688 Před 3 lety +70

      He cooked him more than chemotherapy

    • @pandadares8905
      @pandadares8905 Před 3 lety +2

      The switch up with the filthy nonce insult won that round by far actually

    • @adrianramirez6848
      @adrianramirez6848 Před 2 lety +19

      @@pandadares8905 nah. that was a stupid insult.

    • @carlmcgrath484
      @carlmcgrath484 Před rokem +2

      Apart from the cal was too busy fighting the dark thoughts in his head

  • @carolineknight7976
    @carolineknight7976 Před 4 lety +6225

    every time stephen makes a good joke he looks so ashamed of himself and i love it lol

  • @dellaith8604
    @dellaith8604 Před 4 lety +7479

    Callux: Haha you’re ginger
    Stephen Tries: Chemostar

  • @crabnugget3707
    @crabnugget3707 Před 3 lety +1460

    Got to love how stephen laughed at a lot of callux’s roasts despite the fact they werent very good

    • @djpenguin6827
      @djpenguin6827 Před 3 lety +50

      That's why he laughed mate. They were that sub par 😂

  • @LukeCameron-nb3ek
    @LukeCameron-nb3ek Před 4 lety +3838

    Stephen: Good cleverly worked insult
    Callum: YoU’Re MuM AtE ToO MAnY CarRoTTs
    Jj:Ok fam well we’re not 2

    • @Giorgos185
      @Giorgos185 Před 4 lety +42

      You're definitely 2 with that grammar and spelling

    • @UrFavoriteIdiot
      @UrFavoriteIdiot Před 3 lety +24

      Giorg18500 [GRANP] It’s a youtube comment, not a damn essay for your literature class.

    • @lewymclean9267
      @lewymclean9267 Před 3 lety +10

      How has he got 1k likes by quoting the vid

    • @judejitsu
      @judejitsu Před 3 lety +1

      Luke Cameron ffs why’d you edit it thanking for the likes

  • @a.j.veneziano2669
    @a.j.veneziano2669 Před 5 lety +16677

    They’re making fun of Stephen for not being famous but he’s the one with the most talent in the room

    • @battymanhardy6458
      @battymanhardy6458 Před 5 lety +92

      A.J. Veneziano you’re not very clever

    • @JoePlatt1
      @JoePlatt1 Před 5 lety +435

      Talent does not equal fame

    • @ADTYG02
      @ADTYG02 Před 4 lety +67

      xgull after yeah their work ethics play a very large role, the sidemen that you listed were posting as much as possible and grinded hard. Steven is quite lazy, don’t get me wrong when he does post it’s HILARIOUS 😂 like I don’t get how many Americans can’t get British humor but I’m glad I can.

    • @map1203
      @map1203 Před 4 lety +9

      Battyman Hardy mans name is battyman hardy fuck off 9 year old bet you get bullied in school lad bet you’re well hard

    • @mm3572
      @mm3572 Před 4 lety +5

      @@map1203 very *hard*

  • @lewisbarnes8466
    @lewisbarnes8466 Před 4 lety +4187

    Swear down jj was just stephen’s hype man 😂

  • @will5723
    @will5723 Před 3 lety +859

    “Callux like a mong” is the funniest and best delivered one

  • @thehendo5824
    @thehendo5824 Před 4 lety +982

    “If you hosted DramaAlert, you’d be called chemostar.”
    OUCH

  • @jayajaswal3112
    @jayajaswal3112 Před 5 lety +3407

    I was not expecting that first one from Stephen, Jesus he went in on him

    • @waliidjama8873
      @waliidjama8873 Před 5 lety +16

      You may not believe me but i caught stephen drinking bathwater with Imallex and he caught me and i told callux and stephen got scared he was gonna talk about his bath water addiction so he overcompensated with his roasts

    • @boriskhodorkovsky1379
      @boriskhodorkovsky1379 Před 5 lety +1

      Do 1 with Simon

    • @DSwat
      @DSwat Před 5 lety +3

      The last one killed me 😂😂 I had genuine tears from the laughter

    • @flakey5484
      @flakey5484 Před 5 lety

      Blegh 06 hy

    • @jayajaswal3112
      @jayajaswal3112 Před 5 lety +7

      Dec
      I think 'Chemostar' got me the most

  • @titovelarte4130
    @titovelarte4130 Před 5 lety +7766

    instead of insults match, this needs to be called Callux gets bullied by youtubers

  • @tito3430
    @tito3430 Před 4 lety +2617

    I actually want to hear a Stephen Tries diss track.

  • @ekweetnie123
    @ekweetnie123 Před 4 lety +878

    the voting says “who do you think won?”
    Callux: 2%
    Stephen: 97%
    a domination 😭😂

  • @allisoncrawford3473
    @allisoncrawford3473 Před 5 lety +1596

    Hurt that Will wasn't in the crowd supporting his boyfriend

  • @dylansteen4690
    @dylansteen4690 Před 5 lety +1981

    This should be Stephen's series

  • @hunnathegunna5616
    @hunnathegunna5616 Před 3 lety +839

    Steven was really closer to killing calux than cancer was.

  • @emitee7766
    @emitee7766 Před 3 lety +244

    "We love you Stephen we do"
    "Cheers mate"
    Already rolling

  • @bensykes274
    @bensykes274 Před 5 lety +304

    "The plan went perfectly, they drew" nah im dead

  • @spark9_
    @spark9_ Před 5 lety +3901

    exactly what I was expecting. absolutely annihilated.

  • @meg9754
    @meg9754 Před 4 lety +449

    Stephen: Chemostar
    Callux: StEpHeN cRiEs WhEn He GoEs To SlEeP aT nIgHt AnD rEaLiSeS hE’s GiNgEr

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 Před 4 lety +161

    I love how Stephen's​ shirt says mercy when there was nothing but _savagery_ in this LMAO

  • @liambeavan7687
    @liambeavan7687 Před 5 lety +3161

    Cal’s made a severe and utter lapse of his judgment

  • @daplug5118
    @daplug5118 Před 5 lety +3924

    The poll says 97 percent Stephen and 2 percent Cal where’s the other one percent. I quess its a majority draw

  • @technicallydifficult4144
    @technicallydifficult4144 Před 4 lety +226

    Stephen looks so small and innocent, my god I was not expecting that 😂

  • @jlober7896
    @jlober7896 Před 4 lety +873

    The title should be: Callux being roasted by a ginger nonce for 11 minutes

  • @gustavpetersen8549
    @gustavpetersen8549 Před 5 lety +1456

    He should’ve saved Stephen for the very last insult match. This is Peak. Insult match cant this good ever again without Stephen. He should just do his own series.

    • @maffooo5935
      @maffooo5935 Před 5 lety +15

      I think Memeulous will be the final insult match if he can get him on in his bandana and hoodie. But Stephen absolutely destroyed him we all knew it was going to happen as soon as he called him out 😂😂

    • @adamlloyd5268
      @adamlloyd5268 Před 5 lety +3

      I think it would be good if he did BradDoesBanter.. don’t know him go watch his shit

    • @Frank_MC
      @Frank_MC Před 5 lety +5

      Rematch with ksi
      Joe Weller
      Simon
      Josh
      Vikk
      Rematch with Deji
      Fangs
      Randolph
      Final:
      SARAH CLOSE

    • @fruitsalad7723
      @fruitsalad7723 Před 5 lety

      Gusta

    • @feeahkra
      @feeahkra Před 5 lety

      @@Frank_MC nah sorry Fangs will be shit. L
      lowkey want simon's gf to do an Insults match

  • @noncedestroyer4020
    @noncedestroyer4020 Před 5 lety +3512

    JJ roasted Stephen better than cal did

  • @hannahfurgo3171
    @hannahfurgo3171 Před 3 lety +78

    Idk why but it's so cute how stephen has his jokes written down on a paper.

  • @oznerplayz2051
    @oznerplayz2051 Před 4 lety +148

    I sometimes just randomly go back to watch some of his insult matches. He should make more of this.

  • @danielplanas9389
    @danielplanas9389 Před 4 lety +4223

    When Sarah leaves him it won’t be the only hole in his heart

  • @fortnut98
    @fortnut98 Před 5 lety +2903

    The fact that will wasn’t here is shameful

  • @louisnixon4333
    @louisnixon4333 Před 3 lety +51

    Ironically Stephen is wearing a shirt that says mercy.

  • @leon9962
    @leon9962 Před 3 lety +105

    Lux should try to organize a lockdown insult match tournament with himself, freezy, stephen, will, simon, jj, harry and lawrence having either a real tournament or a battle royal (everyone roasting everyone else) over zoom

  • @llewy6748
    @llewy6748 Před 5 lety +897

    Stephen looks like he’s being held captive

  • @mykieroberts3870
    @mykieroberts3870 Před 5 lety +3810

    As a lesbian with a gluten allergy I can confirm he looks like me

  • @adamboyce4951
    @adamboyce4951 Před 4 lety +99

    Living (GONE WRONG) Still the funniest thing ever

  • @daisy-maytillman9015
    @daisy-maytillman9015 Před 3 lety +30

    Callum: “your mum works for dpd “. Stephen:”chemostar”

  • @dylanparnell143
    @dylanparnell143 Před 5 lety +2024

    Callux=3% Stephen=96%
    CZcams logic

  • @Syndicate
    @Syndicate Před 5 lety +6158

    You messed with the best Call! The drama alert one xD

  • @joeblake343
    @joeblake343 Před 4 lety +22

    Stephen: comes up with a complex insult Callux: your ginger lol

  • @asdaasdassadsadda5074
    @asdaasdassadsadda5074 Před 5 lety +728

    stephens so nice to laugh at callux's flat jokes.

  • @Shika_E2
    @Shika_E2 Před 5 lety +1381

    Can you just get Steven tries to Roast other people from now on and you can be a host or something? he can battle other people that you've done that you both know.

    • @devynmoore865
      @devynmoore865 Před 5 lety +13

      Is that so he can get more views of sitting there

    • @ba_playz262
      @ba_playz262 Před 5 lety +12

      Stephen Tries vs KSI

    • @jacobgoodman2207
      @jacobgoodman2207 Před 5 lety +3

      Be sick though, just all sorts of yters giving each other bollocks😂

  • @pleasestopgoodsir
    @pleasestopgoodsir Před 3 lety +9

    2 years later... almost end of 2020.. nonshame in saying I've been to this video a few times over the two years. All of these, this whole series! Love it so much! Such genuine friendship! Keep on it lads. Love you

  • @jjhhihf7824
    @jjhhihf7824 Před 4 lety +17

    5:52 Didas face is priceless

  • @danieldaly714
    @danieldaly714 Před 5 lety +434

    The best insult to Steven was being asked to collaborate

  • @paulfitness8032
    @paulfitness8032 Před 5 lety +1018

    I've watched this at least 10 times and I still love it cuz Stephen's insults are that good

  • @omarabdi3099
    @omarabdi3099 Před 3 lety +10

    stephen tries vs darkest man has to happen.

  • @unknownclipsyep
    @unknownclipsyep Před 2 lety +5

    3 years later, this is still gold.

  • @sturmflut93
    @sturmflut93 Před 5 lety +562

    I love the look on Stephen's face after Callux' first "insult". It was like: "Oh shit, I might went a bit overboard."

  • @harryharrison6285
    @harryharrison6285 Před 5 lety +1312

    You can tell that the 3% who though cal won are just the doctors who treat him

  • @cohenchalmers6328
    @cohenchalmers6328 Před 4 lety +16

    I’ve watched this about 7 times over the years and I can say there’s one clear winner

  • @zak5520
    @zak5520 Před 3 lety +9

    7:22 Randolph looking at a watch he doesn't have

  • @HK-ol6pu
    @HK-ol6pu Před 5 lety +246

    Chances are that Stephen spent the train journey down to London thinking of his. Cal has been thinking of his since the WillNE one

    • @novelist5380
      @novelist5380 Před 5 lety +1

      HK249 no Stephen would’ve spent the last few weeks/months writing this

    • @msh3l518
      @msh3l518 Před 5 lety +1

      The MASTA loooool not at all, do you even know Stephen?

    • @novelist5380
      @novelist5380 Před 5 lety

      mishal not personally but neither do you, he may pretend not to but he would have put a lot of effort into these

  • @isaiah7588
    @isaiah7588 Před 5 lety +384

    Stephen went in “chemostar” your done out ere cal 😭😭

    • @CFC003
      @CFC003 Před 5 lety

      DDOGBONE I don’t get it

    • @mitchpowell5487
      @mitchpowell5487 Před 5 lety +1

      keemstar the youtuber and cal had leukemia and got chemo

    • @brendantownley4672
      @brendantownley4672 Před 5 lety

      the jokes were pretty overrated, that one wasn't even funny

    • @jakodd7548
      @jakodd7548 Před 5 lety

      What would cal be called if he was a black fifa youtuber? : cemomo fifa hd

    • @selwaygames1111
      @selwaygames1111 Před 5 lety

      DDOGBONE it’s keemostar

  • @MarinatedJim
    @MarinatedJim Před 2 lety +12

    Stephen is such a witty guy, love his comedy

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 Před 3 lety +8

    Stephen’s writing is so clever and SO underrated

  • @dangeggus279
    @dangeggus279 Před 5 lety +1033

    You can tell Stephen felt very uncomfortable saying some of those insults

    • @EdwardIvings
      @EdwardIvings Před 5 lety +129

      yeah he's just too nice. He will only have taken part because everyone begged him to

    • @unknown_ufc5986
      @unknown_ufc5986 Před 5 lety +49

      Dan Geggus I think he had worse than what he said and he for sure went easy on him when he came out with a shit one half way through

    • @Dominic-hc1zw
      @Dominic-hc1zw Před 5 lety +2

      hes done actual stand up before, i highly doubt it

    • @itsmcguire7352
      @itsmcguire7352 Před 5 lety +11

      yeh it’s cuz he’s a nice guy he just has a hilarious brutal side to him

    • @mafuzzyman
      @mafuzzyman Před 5 lety +4

      Pxralysis TTV yeah I don’t think standup comedians makes jokes about someone in the crowds cancer

  • @andreionosa4631
    @andreionosa4631 Před 5 lety +2732

    Stephen Tries vs Jack Whitehall... How would that be?

    • @4t762
      @4t762 Před 5 lety +148

      ANDREI ONOSA Jack has nothing on Stephen can’t lie

    • @Ky-xm7tc
      @Ky-xm7tc Před 5 lety +110

      ANDREI ONOSA Stephen would end jacks comedy career

    • @XDtom-uf2kn
      @XDtom-uf2kn Před 5 lety +2

      Jack Whitehall

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994 Před 5 lety +33

      You mean that posh prick who got lucky with BBC and then begged his way into the YT industry for some extra cash? Fuck off...

    • @shawnmcclymont6610
      @shawnmcclymont6610 Před 5 lety +1

      Jack
      For sure

  • @Fjdirjejrjrrjdj
    @Fjdirjejrjrrjdj Před 3 lety +8

    8:45 underrated line

  • @James21524
    @James21524 Před 4 lety +3

    This is one of those videos that you can watch all over again and again and still laugh🤣🤣😂

  • @starferno9194
    @starferno9194 Před 5 lety +172

    he didn't just end the series he ended your career.

  • @tantantunkeladiwewe8258
    @tantantunkeladiwewe8258 Před 5 lety +885

    Imagine a disstrack with Stephen and Harry

  • @jodiemarie9901
    @jodiemarie9901 Před rokem +6

    The funniest part is stephen laughing at cals joke while the rest of the room is silent

  • @anthonygorelikov999
    @anthonygorelikov999 Před 3 lety +15

    6:15 ksi says "let's get riiiiiiight into the cancer"

  • @ramyhassan3283
    @ramyhassan3283 Před 5 lety +241

    living ( gone wrong ) 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm done !

  • @hopper6485
    @hopper6485 Před 4 lety +442

    4:56
    “Sarah Close to leaving you”
    Stephen “Gingernut” Tries, Prophet, 2018.

  • @jennie2740
    @jennie2740 Před 3 lety +4

    the way stephen laughs in reaction to ksi is the most adorable thing ever

  • @frankiemurray8121
    @frankiemurray8121 Před 3 lety +4

    "Living (gone wrong)" 😂😂😂

  • @waseemuddin9277
    @waseemuddin9277 Před 5 lety +136

    "Living (gone wrong)"
    LMFAO

  • @joy3419
    @joy3419 Před 5 lety +902

    Living (gone wrong)

  • @DILifeWithMo
    @DILifeWithMo Před 4 lety +2

    Living (GONE WRONG!) This was another level!!! 😂😂

  • @nateleggate3244
    @nateleggate3244 Před 4 lety +8

    This video is the most rewatchable insults match video

  • @amyfoster1193
    @amyfoster1193 Před 5 lety +481

    This is gonna be hilarious😂

  • @Theo2V
    @Theo2V Před 5 lety +752

    Stephen did not disappoint

  • @mohibelahi2189
    @mohibelahi2189 Před 3 lety +9

    imagine having cancer, fighting for your life, surviving, and then getting roasted by a 16-year-old gingerbread man

  • @danielsanchez8153
    @danielsanchez8153 Před 3 lety +12

    4:56 Watching this after the breakup must have been so funny 😂😂😂

  • @kelan-yb5ro
    @kelan-yb5ro Před 5 lety +459

    Wheres the majority draw option on the poll?!?!

  • @manusoconnell9471
    @manusoconnell9471 Před 5 lety +1972

    Surprised you didn’t title this “insult match with Stephen tries ft ksi”

  • @hypechanga8706
    @hypechanga8706 Před 2 lety +3

    Stephen honestly deserves so many more subs and views

  • @whyisthismyname4257
    @whyisthismyname4257 Před 4 lety +2

    Viks little giggles through the whole thing make this video ten times better lmao

  • @archiewoodward4115
    @archiewoodward4115 Před 5 lety +1472

    Lemon soda!

  • @cian1058
    @cian1058 Před 4 lety +953

    ‘Your girlfriend is called Sarah Close or to give her her full name, Sarah Close to leaving you’ - Stephen Tries
    Today - ‘we broke up’

  • @alm9146
    @alm9146 Před 4 lety +3

    My god Stephen. Some top tier roasts coming from you. I can smell Cal roasting from the Chemo from all the way in the states.

  • @ech.g8765
    @ech.g8765 Před 4 lety +2

    Still sat here wondering when this series is going to come back!!! Love it so much 😂

  • @M3KKYYY
    @M3KKYYY Před 5 lety +1270

    ChemoStar HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @fdrp2985
      @fdrp2985 Před 5 lety +1

      Why is that funny

    • @Joe-kb2ne
      @Joe-kb2ne Před 5 lety +4

      KXNG-ELITE you have no sense of humour

    • @fdrp2985
      @fdrp2985 Před 5 lety

      @@Joe-kb2ne but what's so funny

    • @sebchatt024
      @sebchatt024 Před 5 lety +2

      KXNG-ELITE did u watch the video...

    • @flum6881
      @flum6881 Před 5 lety

      @@Joe-kb2ne I mean it's funny but not really a roast

  • @camiroshan1566
    @camiroshan1566 Před 4 lety +365

    rare footage of ksi not bullying vikk within a two foot radius

  • @hiraeth3352
    @hiraeth3352 Před 4 lety +8

    Steven: most people make cancer jokes but I’m not about that
    Steven 3 seconds later: makes cancer joke

  • @PatrickvanStokken
    @PatrickvanStokken Před 3 lety

    Exactly two years ago today, still watching it from time to time 🔥

  • @zakisattar9606
    @zakisattar9606 Před 5 lety +593

    I died at the chemo star joke

    • @sachienkrishna6551
      @sachienkrishna6551 Před 5 lety

      I didn't understand what does chemo mean

    • @zakisattar9606
      @zakisattar9606 Před 5 lety +11

      @@sachienkrishna6551 its short for chemotherapy which is used to treat cancer and callux had leukemia when he was 5. So, its a reference to that

    • @jinxzyy8281
      @jinxzyy8281 Před 5 lety +3

      Zaki Sattar it’s so fucked when you explain it and then just end with it’s a reference to cancer haha

    • @abhinavmittal2981
      @abhinavmittal2981 Před 5 lety

      Callux too, literally.

  • @eule9981
    @eule9981 Před 5 lety +566

    I’m still waiting for the Callux vs Memeulous insult match!

  • @deanhollywood8868
    @deanhollywood8868 Před rokem +2

    If i was to take a drink every time callux said a funny joke. Id die from dehydration

  • @caspar
    @caspar Před 5 lety +7473

    😂😂😂 this was great!

  • @NotMickiMouse
    @NotMickiMouse Před 5 lety +311

    Sorry Callux... But this is Stephen Tries series now!