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  • @Callux
    @Callux  Před 5 lety +1289

    I also uploaded a halloween prank on my friends yesterday, i got them good.
    czcams.com/video/xxW2bZ91g-4/video.html

    • @Aaron-vb4qb
      @Aaron-vb4qb Před 5 lety +5

      Callux your Mum’s a ball pit

    • @alfiemoulder9474
      @alfiemoulder9474 Před 5 lety +4

      U may of well just names this me getting the piss taken out of me for an hour

    • @zaraleather
      @zaraleather Před 5 lety +3

      Callux pinning your own comment is a bit sad mate

    • @dylanoreilly6335
      @dylanoreilly6335 Před 5 lety +2

      Your mum's a ball pit

    • @dojojack9042
      @dojojack9042 Před 5 lety +1

      Callux where is the next insults match

  • @fetchenough483
    @fetchenough483 Před 5 lety +8390

    We all know you are scared to go against vikkstar

    • @shaq289
      @shaq289 Před 5 lety +97

      WB Punjabi Stories Vik vs Cal would be the funniest one 😂

    • @bartekjamroz3360
      @bartekjamroz3360 Před 5 lety +66

      He'd make lots of curry jokes

    • @sweeky1
      @sweeky1 Před 5 lety +13

      @@shaq289 imo it is the one against Stephen

    • @joeskinner6791
      @joeskinner6791 Před 5 lety +2

      WB Punjabi Stories tgay

    • @hollycollins3704
      @hollycollins3704 Před 5 lety +7

      This got more likes than Cals comment

  • @zaraleather
    @zaraleather Před 5 lety +2876

    Guessing Callux put some of his own in to make himself feel better

  • @madisonjade4488
    @madisonjade4488 Před 5 lety +6657

    the fact that the entire video isn’t Stephen Tries’ video looped makes me pressed

  • @aleeza8466
    @aleeza8466 Před 5 lety +1091

    i like how after stephen roasts cal, he just either laughs his ass off or calmly folds the paper and takes a sip of water

  • @SportklubMurray
    @SportklubMurray Před 5 lety +1910

    Chemostar is definitely the best insult of the series

    • @RobF10108
      @RobF10108 Před 5 lety +31

      I think Stephen is bloody hilarious but I thought chemostar was quite obvious tbh. He’s still the funniest youtuber

    • @elijahmwanga126
      @elijahmwanga126 Před 5 lety +2

      Murray // Mu22ay 100%

    • @saz19s8
      @saz19s8 Před 5 lety

      I agree

    • @lewis0705
      @lewis0705 Před 5 lety +11

      LETS GET RIIIIIIIGHT INTO RHE CHEMOTHEROPY

    • @TB_PlanetGarage
      @TB_PlanetGarage Před 5 lety +2

      WUNWIDDAGUN lol cancer is so funny tho

  • @ASo-op1dw
    @ASo-op1dw Před 5 lety +3297

    Deji vs callux was so cringe

    • @kriest3470
      @kriest3470 Před 4 lety +112

      Deji even disabled the comments in real life lol

    • @jordan_b.7177
      @jordan_b.7177 Před 4 lety +52

      Omg it is, idk why but it was so bad, callux wasnt even the cringe one it was just deji man

    • @ethangeorge277
      @ethangeorge277 Před 4 lety +13

      Also for those clips look at jj and Freya lmao

    • @carlystepler6727
      @carlystepler6727 Před 4 lety +20

      deji is cringe

    • @fooooked
      @fooooked Před 3 lety +13

      deji makes it cringe

  • @rohanbhattacharjee7228
    @rohanbhattacharjee7228 Před 3 lety +610

    2 years and a month late and no one is gonna see this comment. But imagine Harry vs StephenTries. we would all be dead.

  • @coochiha
    @coochiha Před 4 lety +1473

    Boss Battle Insults Match Season 1: Stephen Tries
    Boss Battle Insults Match Season 2: Joe Weller
    Boss Battle Insults Match Season 3: Phil from The Sidemen videos

  • @aoibhedoherty6711
    @aoibhedoherty6711 Před 5 lety +497

    Chemostar has to be my all time favourite insult big up Stephen ly mate

  • @TheRapRookie
    @TheRapRookie Před 5 lety +1568

    you should do one with Simon or Vikk

    • @xtremechamphd9271
      @xtremechamphd9271 Před 5 lety +44

      GeeManGames it should be cal and Sarah v Simon and talia or josh and freya

    • @danielkeeling3895
      @danielkeeling3895 Před 5 lety +12

      tbf though Simon would have no chance. 90% of his jokes are dead plus with the teenage girl fanbase Cal would have ammo for daysss

    • @xtremechamphd9271
      @xtremechamphd9271 Před 5 lety +9

      Dan Keeling I feel like the girls would go in hard on each other for jokes

    • @dedbz1480
      @dedbz1480 Před 5 lety +6

      Simon would wreck cal the dead jokes are for the fanbase

    • @Nledezma14
      @Nledezma14 Před 5 lety +3

      Vikk will get murdered

  • @MJ-gq5kg
    @MJ-gq5kg Před 5 lety +618

    The rackaracka insult match was one of the most offensive shit I hv seen in years and I luved it!!!

    • @kieronh7115
      @kieronh7115 Před 4 lety +6

      Learn how to spell you fucking dyslexic prick

    • @missbeliever2610
      @missbeliever2610 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kieronh7115 lool mate

    • @kieronh7115
      @kieronh7115 Před 3 lety

      Frank Mccrohon don’t cry

    • @Frank_MC
      @Frank_MC Před 3 lety

      Kieronh 711 Cba to cry

    • @MJ-gq5kg
      @MJ-gq5kg Před 3 lety +2

      @@kieronh7115 Everything okay at home??

  • @lou660
    @lou660 Před 5 lety +630

    Callum: hmm I need views... How can I fit all of the sidemen into one video 🤔... yes got it!

  • @mattlook1573
    @mattlook1573 Před 5 lety +869

    Jack Whitehall would probably be up for it.

  • @gookie5844
    @gookie5844 Před 5 lety +1839

    One hour and 18 mins of cancer jokes

  • @niallboxing.
    @niallboxing. Před 4 lety +107

    Imagine harry and Stephen on a diss track

  • @kieronmcquaid1041
    @kieronmcquaid1041 Před 5 lety +1805

    They make cancer jokes yet they mute out the swear words .. hmm....🤔

    • @kyleg0386
      @kyleg0386 Před 5 lety +100

      Kieron Moses swear words will lower his already shit cpm, cancer jokes won’t

    • @abz38
      @abz38 Před 4 lety +97

      We celebrate a month for gay people but we only give 2 minutes to men who died in he war 🤔

    • @antipativome
      @antipativome Před 4 lety +8

      @@abz38 War is overrated

    • @abz38
      @abz38 Před 4 lety +18

      antiHiko shiiiiiit bro did you survive it?

    • @antipativome
      @antipativome Před 4 lety +5

      @@abz38 i did but i won't survive depression lol

  • @faizal_ali24
    @faizal_ali24 Před 5 lety +1904

    Who else thinks Callux needs to carry this series on?🤔🤔

    • @user-hq9jd9rg5h
      @user-hq9jd9rg5h Před 5 lety +1

      Faizal Haha

    • @kvamme4598
      @kvamme4598 Před 5 lety +1

      if he wants his own channel to survive, i think even he would want to continue it

    • @xoelliexo
      @xoelliexo Před 4 lety

      Yh

    • @nxbil.m
      @nxbil.m Před 4 lety +1

      can someone explain 7:24 for me?
      asking for a friend

    • @hamishbruce4163
      @hamishbruce4163 Před 3 lety +1

      nabil989 I think it means he did the beating of the meat to zoella

  • @thezbreer454
    @thezbreer454 Před 5 lety +1325

    Do a insults match with Vikkstar bruv.

    • @Hussain-dp9nb
      @Hussain-dp9nb Před 5 lety +20

      thezbreer454 vikk will finish him

    • @Joshua-vx4hs
      @Joshua-vx4hs Před 5 lety +43

      Vikk will demonstrate why he is a vindaloo

    • @Prab188
      @Prab188 Před 5 lety +10

      He should do one with ChrisMD

    • @cormackdonahue4706
      @cormackdonahue4706 Před 5 lety +7

      Vikk ended fousy he's not scared to do it again

    • @lakshans6962
      @lakshans6962 Před 5 lety

      Nah viks cpm would drop into oblivion

  • @harryb7552
    @harryb7552 Před 4 lety +140

    6:43 *never uses a side profile in another insults match again*

  • @PTExtremePlays
    @PTExtremePlays Před 4 lety +56

    keemostar steals the show

  • @25Dzone
    @25Dzone Před 5 lety +210

    One with Simon would be incredible. Have a feeling Simon could come up with some bangers. Do it!

  • @samamess5448
    @samamess5448 Před 5 lety +249

    Stephan by far was the best, no competition on him

  • @Mai-wp1no
    @Mai-wp1no Před 4 lety +38

    23:40... JJ called it I guess :')
    F in chat for Lux

  • @wan3237
    @wan3237 Před 5 lety +33

    All this did was remind me that Will and Steven were really good at this

  • @user-jw3vn6ju1e
    @user-jw3vn6ju1e Před 5 lety +254

    do one with tobi or sarah!! they’d be hilarious 💛

    • @generationgill
      @generationgill Před 5 lety +2

      chloe he can’t do Sarah she can just say he has a small penis and he’s bad in bed he’s lost

    • @zh6072
      @zh6072 Před 5 lety

      And tobi is too nice

  • @qtomYOUTUBE
    @qtomYOUTUBE Před 5 lety +269

    I think he should do one against Joesph Weller or True Geordie

  • @psynom9747
    @psynom9747 Před 5 lety +71

    But I already watched the Stephen vid?

  • @ryanedwards1969
    @ryanedwards1969 Před 5 lety +29

    jays from TGF's laugh made my day

  • @lunarwolf9180
    @lunarwolf9180 Před 5 lety +365

    Jack mate would also be cool to see

    • @freddiemaders5838
      @freddiemaders5838 Před 4 lety +6

      Lunar Wolf jack mate would rip him a new arsehole

    • @prettycoolbro4401
      @prettycoolbro4401 Před 4 lety

      I said that on his jackmaate roast video

    • @lunarwolf9180
      @lunarwolf9180 Před 4 lety

      Oh wow I didn't notice this had nearly 300 likes before 😂😂

  • @faizal_ali24
    @faizal_ali24 Před 5 lety +672

    Who is actually sitting here and watching the whole hour?🤔😂😂

    • @elanpumpz5735
      @elanpumpz5735 Před 5 lety +4

      Me 😂

    • @danford-ht9sw
      @danford-ht9sw Před 5 lety +9

      I don’t think I could stand 1 hour of cals arse getting widened by everyone in uk Yt scene

    • @1kenbreslin
      @1kenbreslin Před 5 lety

      Faizal Ali me hahah

    • @V2S745
      @V2S745 Před 5 lety +5

      Your mums a ball pit

    • @albie898
      @albie898 Před 5 lety +1

      I didn’t realise it was an hour

  • @JoshBrowardTVyea
    @JoshBrowardTVyea Před 4 lety +85

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    KSI: OHHH THAT'S MAD, MAAAAD

  • @juskxniish7568
    @juskxniish7568 Před 5 lety +1

    I love how most of these are yours to make yourself look good

  • @btdrunkartist8292
    @btdrunkartist8292 Před 5 lety +153

    It's time for you to become the host and put Calfreezy vs Miniminter...or W2S vs ChrisMD...

    • @dacko8906
      @dacko8906 Před 5 lety +8

      Or racka racka vs tgf

    • @IV_97
      @IV_97 Před 5 lety +2

      Harry would obliterate him. Chris is too nice a guy.

  • @TheLad888
    @TheLad888 Před 5 lety +161

    Stephen tries part 2?

  • @minesbetter3504
    @minesbetter3504 Před 3 lety +2

    Almost two years later...but...i love this haha

  • @lukebs1212
    @lukebs1212 Před 5 lety +328

    why are call's insults in this vid when its meant to be top 100

  • @bailsbs2694
    @bailsbs2694 Před 5 lety +163

    check the money coming in for callux after this video

  • @Zenyx
    @Zenyx Před 5 lety +412

    Go against Vikk. U wont

    • @realadvertized
      @realadvertized Před 5 lety

      fortnite fans

    • @Zenyx
      @Zenyx Před 5 lety +2

      Advertized wdym, I’ve been watching vikk for years

    • @Zenyx
      @Zenyx Před 5 lety +1

      All of the sidemen actually

    • @lewis0705
      @lewis0705 Před 5 lety

      @@Zenyx you're still a fortnite fan so fuck off

    • @nikitahenry8030
      @nikitahenry8030 Před 5 lety

      XLEWIS0705X how? Viks part of the sidemen + he’s super funny, that doesn’t make you a fortnite fan :/

  • @Wilko_TWD
    @Wilko_TWD Před 5 lety +4

    Greatest 1 hour of my life

  • @carlosmoreira844
    @carlosmoreira844 Před 4 lety +6

    Stephen knew he brought the heat he looked like he was feeling a bit guilty after his jokes 💀

  • @LuisHernandez-ej3qo
    @LuisHernandez-ej3qo Před 5 lety +113

    When no one else agrees to make another vid with you 😂😂

  • @pakalavany2147
    @pakalavany2147 Před 5 lety +217

    1.Anesongib
    2.Micahel dapaah
    3.Jack Whitehall
    4.Joe weller
    5.Adebayo Akinfenwa
    6.Sarah Close
    7.Chunkz
    8.aftv Troopz
    9.theburntchip
    10.JMX

  • @coolcoconuts4453
    @coolcoconuts4453 Před 2 lety +2

    Everyone talks about Stephen Tries but can we agree that the actual best moment is RackaRacka pretending that their dad had cancer just to ruin all of Callux's jokes

  • @DazedAndConfuzing
    @DazedAndConfuzing Před 5 lety +34

    Next one should be you vs. Geordie and Lozcast

  • @brentntrentnkenthoffman
    @brentntrentnkenthoffman Před 5 lety +219

    insult match with true geordie

    • @tonysoprano2713
      @tonysoprano2713 Před 5 lety

      He will probably take it to heart

    • @jameshiggs7443
      @jameshiggs7443 Před 5 lety

      Think he's too grown up to consider it

    • @z7983
      @z7983 Před 5 lety +3

      xSparkie_ x Doubt if he can take that many dark jokes tbh

  • @lunarwolf9180
    @lunarwolf9180 Před 5 lety +329

    Niko omilana needs to be in series 2

  • @Ryan-tw1wq
    @Ryan-tw1wq Před 3 lety +1

    rewatching in 2021, we need this series back

  • @tasangerbakes
    @tasangerbakes Před 4 lety

    the rackaracka one was the most brutal. legendary vid

  • @maximilianmus2802
    @maximilianmus2802 Před 5 lety +163

    Great vid watched the whole thing, keep up the good work👌

    • @phyzzix7535
      @phyzzix7535 Před 5 lety +2

      hmm 🤔🤔

    • @jlistergaming7880
      @jlistergaming7880 Před 5 lety

      All Archie888 I watched the whole thing and now have a headache because of the damage in some of those insults.

    • @PBM24
      @PBM24 Před 5 lety +3

      Why are 2 lions banging in your profile pic?

    • @maximilianmus2802
      @maximilianmus2802 Před 5 lety

      PBM 😶

  • @maincardtv2659
    @maincardtv2659 Před 5 lety

    please bring this back we all miss it sm

  • @lagadda
    @lagadda Před rokem +2

    Ayo we need this in 2022 😭

  • @lordlinkthegreat
    @lordlinkthegreat Před 5 lety +1035

    How to leech off your own videos.

    • @lordlinkthegreat
      @lordlinkthegreat Před 5 lety +2

      ​@@kamalielite6878 This is a video all about roasting. Take the hint that this is a joke, kid.

    • @cupra4060
      @cupra4060 Před 5 lety +1

      @@lordlinkthegreat he deleted his comment lol

    • @hyperdoge3908
      @hyperdoge3908 Před 5 lety

      lordlinkthegreat he deleted his comment lmaooo

  • @charliefalconer132
    @charliefalconer132 Před 5 lety +67

    Nobody asked for this but everyone wanted it

    • @geos6905
      @geos6905 Před 5 lety +1

      No i just want my dad to come home

  • @poppydotnet1184
    @poppydotnet1184 Před 4 lety +6

    I swear, I’ve watched Jay and Romell’s so many times I can quote it

  • @petertracey2149
    @petertracey2149 Před 5 lety +60

    Suggestion joke for the next one: If your dad was in fifa he would be a walkout

  • @thebestof5420
    @thebestof5420 Před 5 lety +55

    Why tf did I watch this vid nd I watched every single one before :(

  • @patrickhall9309
    @patrickhall9309 Před 2 lety +1

    Bring this back!!!! Its so funny

  • @rilz7635
    @rilz7635 Před 3 lety

    Petition for Callux to make more of these videos during the rest of 2020 and 2021...

  • @matthewbox8889
    @matthewbox8889 Před 5 lety +79

    Notice how nearly all stephen tries jokes were in this video. Sais it all, stephen is by far the funniest. Destroyed cal

  • @Aaron-vb4qb
    @Aaron-vb4qb Před 5 lety +108

    Do an insults match with behz, miniminter

  • @MertikayyYT
    @MertikayyYT Před 5 lety +3

    4:10
    *You can tell by JJ's face that he was praying that nobody is gonna add anything else onto that diss...*

  • @keirabagnall8507
    @keirabagnall8507 Před 4 lety +100

    Jay said: Now that your CPM is in the hands of me since this is on you channel. I'm going to destroy it alittle more with five words: Madeline Mcan, Cancer, Nine- eleven and leukemia.
    If you didn't know, there you are! :D

  • @isabella5322
    @isabella5322 Před 5 lety +65

    When no one else want to do an insults match

  • @alexlines9894
    @alexlines9894 Před 5 lety +113

    Don't know who begs more, Callux begging for views, Callux begging Sarah to stay with him or everyone who ever met Callux begging for leukaemia to come round and finish the job

  • @dylanfletcher8745
    @dylanfletcher8745 Před 5 lety

    Best video I have ever watched, not even 20 minutes in

  • @tiaking234
    @tiaking234 Před 4 lety +2

    Fully I used to only watch Alfie’s vlogs when I couldn’t sleep 😂😂😂

  • @joechampion609
    @joechampion609 Před 5 lety +20

    5:39 had me laughing so hard

  • @footballandf1fan523
    @footballandf1fan523 Před 5 lety +39

    Jack Whitehall, Rhys James, Tom Rosenthal and The True Geordie

  • @nateperry5384
    @nateperry5384 Před 2 lety

    WE NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mjk2426
    @mjk2426 Před 4 lety

    WE NEED THIS SERIES BACK

  • @erinstayt9632
    @erinstayt9632 Před 5 lety +3

    i miss the insults matches they were hilarious Xx

  • @hollybradshaw415
    @hollybradshaw415 Před 5 lety +4

    Everyone saying Callum's ran outa ideas... maybe. But am I gonna watch the whole hour and eighteen minutes of it? yes.

  • @Lucas-fx2ei
    @Lucas-fx2ei Před 5 lety +4

    1:55 I love that Steven Tries one aha

  • @vie9962
    @vie9962 Před 3 lety

    what a bangin start

  • @NikolasMazur
    @NikolasMazur Před 5 lety +10

    If callux’s childhood could be named after a music band - it would be *my chemical romance*

  • @irksumable
    @irksumable Před 5 lety +23

    Stephen Tries in clearly winning of all the matches.

  • @jaye156
    @jaye156 Před 2 lety +2

    I've always thought callux looked like a middle school science teacher 😂🤷‍♂️

  • @tylertg2928
    @tylertg2928 Před 4 lety +197

    Who’s watching this after Callux has no girlfriend
    👇🏻

  • @joshturner7400
    @joshturner7400 Před 4 lety +3

    Season 2 better be coming this August!!!

  • @Aaron-vb4qb
    @Aaron-vb4qb Před 5 lety +37

    Stephen, jj’s and rackaracka were the best

  • @guyravenscroft8118
    @guyravenscroft8118 Před 4 lety +4

    The perfect video doesn’t exsi-

  • @TurmCS
    @TurmCS Před 5 lety

    best video on youtube right now

  • @janonymous0336
    @janonymous0336 Před 5 lety +5

    Wow. Two videos within 24 hours. Haven't seen that since the daily vlogging xd

  • @MoldyCheddar
    @MoldyCheddar Před 3 lety +4

    12:46
    The best one😂

  • @fennzyy
    @fennzyy Před 3 lety

    you really need to bring these back

  • @maxpierrepont6018
    @maxpierrepont6018 Před 5 lety

    I've actually watched this video so many times

  • @fuzionplayzss4856
    @fuzionplayzss4856 Před 5 lety +11

    28:41 ouch that one must have hurt

  • @honestnuisance
    @honestnuisance Před 5 lety +3

    When you are out of friends to use for the only series you have you come to this

  • @stevencroucherspeaking3720

    You need to bring these back !

  • @ethanbaartzes8120
    @ethanbaartzes8120 Před 4 lety +1

    Petition to bring back this series

  • @Davidwv97
    @Davidwv97 Před rokem +4

    The one between cal and deji was deep, they genuinely dislike eachother 😭

  • @KM-jb3vg
    @KM-jb3vg Před 5 lety +35

    God deji was so cringe I feel like you went easy on him judging by some other episodes

  • @rikerregan7958
    @rikerregan7958 Před 3 lety +1

    Just rewatching this back again and it's still jokes

  • @tommyboy9209
    @tommyboy9209 Před 5 lety

    Mums a ball pit, vid was hilarious 😂

  • @reecewest3983
    @reecewest3983 Před 5 lety +5

    0:35 best joke of the video

  • @bradkirby7356
    @bradkirby7356 Před 5 lety +4

    Before watching it through I’m hoping the #1 moment is just the entire Stephen tries video

  • @harrisonstarr7993
    @harrisonstarr7993 Před 3 lety

    40 years until Callux hits 10M subscribers. Lets start setting up the party boys.

  • @jtfdfhtcddd3416
    @jtfdfhtcddd3416 Před 5 lety

    Gonna watch every ad

  • @TFstopmotion
    @TFstopmotion Před 5 lety +21

    True Geordie insult match would be hilarious!