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  • Mark Goldbridge best bits as Newcastle beat Tottenham 6-1
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  • @Mynamic_Delon_5654
    @Mynamic_Delon_5654 Před rokem +1228

    1:39 1-0 Murphy
    2:55 Joelinton 2-0
    4:15 3-0 Murphy
    5:29 Isak 4-0
    6:18 5-0 Isak
    8:14 Kane 5-1
    9:36 6-1 Wilson
    6 likes and 1 reply lol

  • @GenesiisDavid
    @GenesiisDavid Před rokem +517

    If Kane doesn't move this summer, he is his own problem at this point.

    • @stephenbailey3309
      @stephenbailey3309 Před rokem +81

      ​​@Filthy Fellas Clips he scored !

    • @TIM22RoCk
      @TIM22RoCk Před rokem +79

      @Filthy Fellas Clips What could he do? The game was done in 10min 😂

    • @snaggiz
      @snaggiz Před rokem +26

      He should’ve never signed an extension with the club. He’s had plenty of chances to go.

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Před rokem +7

      @@snaggiz
      The main prob is levy
      His transfer to city was confirmed last year until levy scammed him

    • @streetsiswatching9660
      @streetsiswatching9660 Před rokem

      Kane loves it

  • @Nick-X
    @Nick-X Před rokem +458

    5:35
    "Newcastle are blowing them away, they're blowing them away! They've put them in a bloody cannon, and shot them back to London!" 😂😂😂

  • @v888aa
    @v888aa Před rokem +266

    "That Spurs defense! More holes than a hedgehog's pillow"

  • @nabell2032
    @nabell2032 Před rokem +372

    chiellini's quote is still relevant till this day🤣

    • @DW51380
      @DW51380 Před rokem +32

      Comment saying “History of the Tottenham” was right above you for me 😂

    • @Sohil876
      @Sohil876 Před rokem +3

      😂

    • @MHF786
      @MHF786 Před rokem +5

      @@DW51380 it was right below me 😂

    • @nabell2032
      @nabell2032 Před rokem

      @@DW51380 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesmanning5159
    @jamesmanning5159 Před rokem +287

    my dad's a spurs fan i think i might go give him a hug

  • @lewisbrazier3064
    @lewisbrazier3064 Před rokem +375

    It's the history of the Tottenham

    • @DB-uf6md
      @DB-uf6md Před rokem +7

      😂😂😂😂 Legendary quote

    • @buck7352
      @buck7352 Před rokem +4

      Makes more sense as the years go bye

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Před rokem +3

      Never unrelevant

    • @pollos1
      @pollos1 Před rokem +2

      never gets old

  • @d3l.m
    @d3l.m Před rokem +65

    "it's like a sideman charity match"😂😂

  • @lordtea
    @lordtea Před rokem +176

    Tottenham Hotspur defenders spent all day watching Upamecano and Maguire highlights 😂

    • @okoyechidiebele
      @okoyechidiebele Před rokem +5

      Maguire has given them the same magic 🤣🤣

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Před rokem +9

      @@okoyechidiebele
      Poor Brighton their striker Maguire is suspended 😭🤣

    • @biwnzixebrxb4786
      @biwnzixebrxb4786 Před rokem +4

      TBF these folks make Maguire looks like Maldini.

    • @iremakinde3853
      @iremakinde3853 Před rokem

      @@lordtea unfortunate

  • @peytonbond4886
    @peytonbond4886 Před rokem +79

    First 20 minutes they scored at a rate where if they continued it would’ve been 23-0😂

  • @EmmyThroughThePhone
    @EmmyThroughThePhone Před rokem +497

    Even as a spurs fan, I just laughed when the sixth goal went in, I can’t even get angry at us anymore, we really are just a laughing stock 😭

    • @Zain-nc1ww
      @Zain-nc1ww Před rokem +23

      after the third goal I just started laughing

    • @Smell_TheGlove
      @Smell_TheGlove Před rokem +28

      I'm from Scotland it reminds me of the time I was in the pub Scotland vs Kazakhstan we lost 3-0. 1st goal went in I laughed & got dirty looks from everyone. 2nd goal went in a few people joined me. But when it went 3-0 the full pub joined in celebration & laughed the rest of the match 😂

    • @EmmyThroughThePhone
      @EmmyThroughThePhone Před rokem +12

      @@Smell_TheGlove lol sometimes it’s all you can do, if you don’t laugh you cry as they say 🤣

    • @andrewlasekan4453
      @andrewlasekan4453 Před rokem +7

      Straight up. I tuned in a little late and saw we were 2 down and after I saw 3rd I started laughing. When you think it can't get worse it does and tottenham have been absolute fever dream last month.

    • @donjohn2239
      @donjohn2239 Před rokem

      You guys are used to this. Being losers. 😂

  • @Joinerhandsomefarang
    @Joinerhandsomefarang Před rokem +57

    Loris last game for Spurs
    Conte was right calling out these players. They throw managers under the bus

  • @joeleary3014
    @joeleary3014 Před rokem +49

    Watching goldbridge do that promo at the start has finished me, I thought it was a comedy skit for a solid 20 seconds before I realised he was actually promoting a product

    • @chrischan8896
      @chrischan8896 Před rokem +2

      Why cant we take him seriously 😂😂😂

  • @andrewrainey7944
    @andrewrainey7944 Před rokem +58

    Love listening to Goldbridge it's like Alan Partridge commentating

    • @matthewaxe6647
      @matthewaxe6647 Před rokem +3

      'Foot like a traction engine'

    • @kendo5862
      @kendo5862 Před rokem +1

      Crash, bang, wallop! What a goal!

    • @mrshankly213
      @mrshankly213 Před rokem +3

      haha I've always thought Goldbridge sounded like Partridge. The other day on a livestream he said he got over a breakup at the age of 6, with Knight Rider and Chewitts. Sounded so Partridge it was uncanny.

    • @mohammedmohsin2128
      @mohammedmohsin2128 Před rokem +1

      Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... That was a goal

    • @andrewrainey7944
      @andrewrainey7944 Před rokem +2

      @@mrshankly213 wonder how he feels about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre

  • @mpkrprsnt
    @mpkrprsnt Před rokem +42

    pedro the prat got me in stitches, how genuine that reaction was 😆😆😆

  • @user-px9ev3fh7b
    @user-px9ev3fh7b Před rokem +64

    This guy's rants and reactions are absolute gold

  • @michaelglynn7010
    @michaelglynn7010 Před rokem +67

    3:16 Love these funny comparisons he does, they get me every time 😌

    • @thacrypt223
      @thacrypt223 Před rokem +4

      More holes than a hedgehogs pillow hahhaha!

  • @theneedytechie2468
    @theneedytechie2468 Před rokem +29

    Whenever I feel stupid and down, I remember that there are people who are spurs fans

    • @PaulomogoloPAUL
      @PaulomogoloPAUL Před rokem

      Bro 😂😂😂😂

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Před rokem

      No need to be harsh 🤣

    • @upisntdownsilly
      @upisntdownsilly Před rokem +3

      whenever i feel stupid and down, i remember that there are idiots who support teams purely based on whether theyre doing well or not

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Před rokem +1

      @@upisntdownsilly I bet your motivator of life is levy

    • @shaneryan7417
      @shaneryan7417 Před rokem

      🤣🤣

  • @faradorian3307
    @faradorian3307 Před rokem +18

    "this is like a sidemen charity game" 😂

  • @GetMeOutOfMyMisery
    @GetMeOutOfMyMisery Před rokem +25

    As a Arsenal fan, I really shouldn't be laughing at Spurs since we're bottling the league but I just can't contain myself lmao

    • @CK-bv3qb
      @CK-bv3qb Před rokem +4

      You’re next.

    • @GetMeOutOfMyMisery
      @GetMeOutOfMyMisery Před rokem +4

      ​@@CK-bv3qbnot confident about the Newcastle game but oh well let's see what happens

    • @chuckyjudy
      @chuckyjudy Před rokem +7

      ​@Jay Rayson what happened last time arsenal came to st james park?

    • @markx7139
      @markx7139 Před rokem

      ​@@chuckyjudy you mean a weakened Arsenal team?

  • @VARedevil19
    @VARedevil19 Před rokem +138

    How is Totenham still at 5th😂😂😂

    • @spsawyer22
      @spsawyer22 Před rokem +25

      Winter WC year.
      Combine that with awful seasons from Liverpool (somehow about to be in top 6) and Chelsea (lol) and yeah.

    • @mootsleo6164
      @mootsleo6164 Před rokem +8

      they want for long since liverpool have a game in hand

    • @Jiren261
      @Jiren261 Před rokem +18

      VAR has helped them quite a bit this season

    • @sleazyfox8937
      @sleazyfox8937 Před rokem +29

      Tottenham would have been 7th right now if Brighton wasn't robbed the last time

    • @dutchhiphopfan050
      @dutchhiphopfan050 Před rokem +2

      Harry Kane

  • @randomguy7579
    @randomguy7579 Před rokem +38

    It’s the history of the Tottenham

  • @TogeTheGoat
    @TogeTheGoat Před rokem +15

    Conte words make more and more sense every game

  • @ocorir
    @ocorir Před rokem +15

    This kind of score line reminds me of Germany 7 - 1 Brazil or Bayern 8 - 2 Barcelona. Brazil took almost 10 years to shake the ghosts of that and Barca are still trying to exorcize those ghosts in Europe. I wonder if this game marks the beginning of spurs fans march through the valley of death.

    • @OneOfManyJoels
      @OneOfManyJoels Před rokem +1

      I don’t think that Brazil has recovered from that loss

    • @Hoolzz
      @Hoolzz Před rokem

      Newcastle have battered spurs, then spurs always batter then the following season. These losses don't haunt spurs, its just spurs being spurs.

    • @Hazzah_2006
      @Hazzah_2006 Před 4 měsíci

      Spurs have gotten back well from it to be fair, they are really good under postecoglu

  • @jordanlee9903
    @jordanlee9903 Před rokem +34

    history of da tottenham

  • @snaggiz
    @snaggiz Před rokem +25

    You’d think Maguire was playing for Spurs considering the score line

  • @ultraslanmc4619
    @ultraslanmc4619 Před rokem +14

    Notice how it’s that Brazil shirt again😂

  • @Bazooka183
    @Bazooka183 Před rokem +11

    Newcastle United are a class act and will be challenging for the title next season

    • @ikuesanola7296
      @ikuesanola7296 Před rokem +3

      Imagine if they had won even just 5 of those 11 draws

    • @SOC675
      @SOC675 Před rokem

      @@ikuesanola7296 yeah they would be in the title race if it wasn’t for all those draws😅

    • @Bazooka183
      @Bazooka183 Před rokem +4

      @@SOC675 Newcastle United were also blatantly robbed at Anfield, and at home against Crystal Palace.
      Champions League next season and an influx of top players will remedy them draws 😉

    • @SOC675
      @SOC675 Před rokem +1

      @@Bazooka183 can’t wait for the future 💪 (I go for newcastle 😂)

  • @andrewazur8629
    @andrewazur8629 Před rokem +7

    As an arsenal fan I want to apologise to Manchester United for arsenal not winning the league this season and I want to thank Tottenham' for being a national treasure and putting a smile on my face

  • @craigjohnson2301
    @craigjohnson2301 Před rokem +4

    Tbf to Lloris for Mruhpys goal. I was pretty much right behind it in the stadium and he knuckleballed it. Way way more movement on it then any of the camera angles really show.

    • @ilcorvo9559
      @ilcorvo9559 Před rokem

      Definitely, the keeper was blindsided he didn’t have the faintest Murphy would strike from there

  • @zdl1965
    @zdl1965 Před rokem +13

    First, it's the first St.Totteringham's Day in seven years. And now this.

  • @UnitedIsLife1777
    @UnitedIsLife1777 Před rokem +11

    It’s the history of the Tottenham Man’s said it’s like when I was Coaching the SideMen I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sand0407
    @sand0407 Před rokem +8

    As a neutral I’m disappointed the game didn’t go into double digits

    • @frankdux5693
      @frankdux5693 Před 11 měsíci +1

      The toon took their foot off the gas thinking of the everton game a few days later.

  • @tharooon
    @tharooon Před rokem +4

    “He’s the invisible man. Sign him up for marvel”😂😂 I’m done

  • @damienbrown6764
    @damienbrown6764 Před rokem +7

    There’s talk loris refused to come out for the second half

  • @krispy-lite3167
    @krispy-lite3167 Před rokem +6

    Fitting that he's wearing a brazil shirt when tottenham are conceding 5 goals in twenty minutes lol

  • @StormmyStormmy
    @StormmyStormmy Před rokem +3

    Hi Mark, great commentary, you should have your own show on tv.

  • @BhavyaUpadhyaya
    @BhavyaUpadhyaya Před rokem +25

    Tottenham really fumbled the bag hard🤣🤣
    Not even Sir Alex Ferguson can save this club.

    • @goldie8501
      @goldie8501 Před rokem

      They always fumble the bag 😭😭😭

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Před rokem +1

      They even sacked mou before final 🤣

  • @sivekonce8694
    @sivekonce8694 Před rokem +12

    Goldbridge knows all the idioms ever said😭

  • @86Brasco
    @86Brasco Před rokem +6

    "He can't believe it's himself" 😂

  • @jjrank7144
    @jjrank7144 Před rokem +2

    At this point Tottenham just need to sign Maguire and upcamero in the summer just to seal the deal😂

  • @dylanparker130
    @dylanparker130 Před rokem +3

    "Check his bank account!" 😂

  • @jacklockhart8832
    @jacklockhart8832 Před rokem +3

    Never watched you before but is that your actual voice or are you doing an alan partridge impression?

  • @pixelpotato4874
    @pixelpotato4874 Před rokem +2

    "Lloris,check his bank account"
    No,check Levy's bank account 😂😂😂

  • @kendo5862
    @kendo5862 Před rokem +5

    He’s barely broken wind…😂

  • @charlieamorris04
    @charlieamorris04 Před rokem +3

    Kane scoring and tottenham still getting battered really just sums up their last few seasons

  • @paul_tully
    @paul_tully Před rokem +2

    "he's barely broken wind" will go down as one 😆

  • @rich_rich90
    @rich_rich90 Před rokem +3

    Lloris' injury was repetitive strain from picking the ball out of the net so many times!

  • @avishekakash9165
    @avishekakash9165 Před rokem +2

    Everytime mark puts on brazil t-shirt it's always 6/7-0/1 scoreline. It's just destiny 😅

  • @Thanoslives1983
    @Thanoslives1983 Před rokem +1

    “He’s barely broken windows” 😂😂😂 class!

  • @deithw3n
    @deithw3n Před rokem +3

    Every time Mark describes Joelinton with the name "Joel Linton" I laugh

    • @pijesz
      @pijesz Před rokem

      What about Isaac?

  • @darknessknight7109
    @darknessknight7109 Před rokem +3

    Manchester City fan here
    Love you dude 💙❤️💙

  • @andyh323
    @andyh323 Před rokem +5

    So to sum it up, all the Newcastle goals were Spurs errors and Spurs goal was a great goal 🤔 Mmm.....
    Is it not possible that Newcastle's high press and intricate play actually created the environment for the goals. Admittedly Spurs were totally lame 🤣

  • @Joshua-sh4mb
    @Joshua-sh4mb Před rokem

    Love when Golbridge shouts in lowecase

  • @shanefoolchand5313
    @shanefoolchand5313 Před rokem +3

    sign him for marvel hahahah lloris is invisible hahahaha. You nailed it Mark

  • @proudtobeageordie9490
    @proudtobeageordie9490 Před rokem +1

    Unlucky spurs was a close game could have gone either way 😉
    Willock assist of the season 😍

  • @fazey_xo
    @fazey_xo Před rokem +2

    Spurs need to solve their defense seriously 5-0 before 20 minutes. Actually, Maguire would be a better option for the way they play out the back

  • @user-jo8tf7yp6k
    @user-jo8tf7yp6k Před rokem +1

    I cant breathe..... bring me my inhaler BRING ME MY INHALER I CANT BREATHE😂😂😂

  • @jamarroberts1092
    @jamarroberts1092 Před rokem +3

    Goldbridge is a gem 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-db2vj2yi2l
    @user-db2vj2yi2l Před 7 měsíci +1

    Love it 😅

  • @Duplessissibinda
    @Duplessissibinda Před rokem +1

    "Lorris might not even be there, he is like the invincible man, sign him up for marvel" 😂😂

  • @apgamingtv6901
    @apgamingtv6901 Před rokem +2

    Tottenham went with the SOMETIMES MAYBE GOOD, SOMETIMES MAYBE SH*T Mentality

  • @dzulian9641
    @dzulian9641 Před rokem +1

    When he said "It's like a @sidemen charity game😅😂

  • @vidread
    @vidread Před rokem +1

    "Holes like a hedgehogs pillow" mate, I need to say that

  • @AFMakers
    @AFMakers Před rokem +2

    4:44 when your misses comes home

  • @arush683
    @arush683 Před rokem

    “Its like when i was managing the sidemen! (YT all stars), just shoot and it will go in!” Cal the dragon violated 🤣🤣

  • @timrowe9583
    @timrowe9583 Před rokem

    It was fantastic.

  • @leeharwood9624
    @leeharwood9624 Před rokem +2

    As a toon fan by the second goal my hands were red raw, by the 3rd my hands were just on my head and tge rest was just what the fuck is going on pmsl 😂😂, 🖤⚪🖤⚪

  • @davidkotze4140
    @davidkotze4140 Před rokem +1

    I reckon Kane should apply the old adage : If you can't beat em join em !! 😂

  • @Samdatnigaa
    @Samdatnigaa Před rokem +2

    6:38 🤣🤣

  • @JaydenPharoah-xp3vt
    @JaydenPharoah-xp3vt Před měsícem

    So true nabell it’s the history of the Tottenham
    Toon fan btw

  • @conradmuhumuza9492
    @conradmuhumuza9492 Před rokem +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Goldbridge is so funny 🤣

  • @gabrielordonez8011
    @gabrielordonez8011 Před rokem +8

    Let’s all laugh at the chicken club 😂😂lol

  • @timgill2003
    @timgill2003 Před rokem

    Your commentary reminds me of Alan Partridge on The Day Today.

  • @clevelandbrown4571
    @clevelandbrown4571 Před rokem +4

    Ah Tottenham, never disappoints to be disappointing.

  • @michaelhuggins8513
    @michaelhuggins8513 Před rokem

    After yesterday’s performance by Spurs, Billy Smart has decided to add Spurs to his portfolio of circuses, a quote from the great man “I could not believe the level of buffoonery that was on display at St James Park and adding Spurs to my traveling circus is idea for my brand, the clowning around was perfect” Billy was concerned about the number of goals conceded and we understand that Billy is approaching the Premier League to see if he can add two elephants to play at the back to strengthen their defence.

  • @eliasmccann9233
    @eliasmccann9233 Před rokem +4

    "He hasn't even broke wind yet. Uh, I mean, broke sweat😶"
    😂😂😂

  • @elliothughes9030
    @elliothughes9030 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Stattick Park not Jurassic park.
    MINT. Up the Toon

  • @specialperson335
    @specialperson335 Před rokem +1

    He's barely broken wind😂😂

  • @BigRexHunt0
    @BigRexHunt0 Před rokem

    king mark

  • @redchampion
    @redchampion Před rokem +4

    Vintage goldbridge today again

  • @kumbirayimamombe3970
    @kumbirayimamombe3970 Před rokem +1

    Barely broke wind😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThickishCheese
    @ThickishCheese Před rokem

    My guy is like an impression of himself. It’s the art of commentary from pre evo 2008 mixed with Kermit the frog. Beautiful

  • @weareheroestonight5500
    @weareheroestonight5500 Před rokem +1

    We believe in the history of the Tottenham
    -Chielini

  • @specialperson335
    @specialperson335 Před rokem +1

    No comment on Willocks pass...

  • @davidkotze4140
    @davidkotze4140 Před rokem

    Hilarious commentary !! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @cbennett_12
    @cbennett_12 Před rokem

    "Gimme Some Sneak" he says

  • @noahmurray1241
    @noahmurray1241 Před rokem +3

    isaks' name isnt pronounced isaac its pronounced e-sak

  • @popeater07
    @popeater07 Před rokem +2

    "More holes than hedgehogs pillow "

  • @tomdomagalski3679
    @tomdomagalski3679 Před rokem +1

    They're putting them in the cannon 😂

  • @SWAL3SYx
    @SWAL3SYx Před rokem

    Video starts at 00:38, skip to avoid undisclosed advert.

  • @rickyyyho
    @rickyyyho Před rokem +1

    the 7-0 this season was wayy better tho

  • @timgill2003
    @timgill2003 Před rokem

    "And the goalkeeper has got football pie all over his face"

  • @heyMattJay
    @heyMattJay Před rokem +2

    Jacob Murphy is the most underrated shithouser in PL history

  • @ryanator109
    @ryanator109 Před rokem +1

    "This is like a Sidemen charity game" hahahahaha

  • @rjb10101
    @rjb10101 Před rokem +1

    He's barely broken wind......🤣

  • @larrymdungeplays362
    @larrymdungeplays362 Před rokem +1

    “they about as loose as a clowns pocket “ ☹️☹️☹️☹️

  • @Antonio_670
    @Antonio_670 Před rokem

    When I see 5 nil I think it was near the end of the match and I look 30 mins just gone wtf 💀💀

  • @leobestbote4244
    @leobestbote4244 Před rokem

    Nagelsmann, Conte
    Ring any bells

  • @JamesD5245
    @JamesD5245 Před rokem +2

    Why do you sound like Alan Partridge in this?