1 - Use ultra hand and pull the green block out. Boss is stunned and falls apart. 2 - Use ultra hand and pull enough regular blocks out. Boss eventually loses too many blocks and gets stunned. 3 - Shoot arrows mid air to slow down time and easily stagger boss 4 - Use bomb arrows, zonite bombs, or zonite canons to stun the boss 5 - Use recall on blocks the boss drops to ride them back up and hit the boss for free Just 5 of the MANY ways to stomp this boss.
Dingle, that's one way too many for our boi, Pigroach, here. Unless it's one where he can just rush in, hit the boss once, and take off several chunks of its health with a fucking base 38 weapon, you're asking too much from his gin-infested brain. 😉
You don't even need to do any of that if you're dumb. Phil could literally do basic, dodge enemy attack, shoot green block, repeat tactics until it's dead. You have to use a spring or a rocket shield if it does the floating in air thing but come on. Phil can't even do basic video game tactics that have been around as long as video games have....
Also those springs were placed there for a reason lol Like the developers are basically spoon feeding the player the answer. This particular Flux fight is supposed to teach you how to beat Flux 3 which flies up higher than the other 2. It’s applicable for Gleeok’s 2nd form also.
@@defearl But the game didn't EXPLICITLY tell Dave how to use the springs to reach the Construct once it started to fly. It's just terrible game design, dood. 😉
"No kid is going to beat this game" >> except all the ones that already did beat it and didn't struggle nearly as much as you. DSP, as usual, tries to push his failures onto other people.
I laugh every time he declares something 'impossible' or that 'nobody can beat this' in comical and flagrant defiance of obvious fact if you were to look at literally any other gamer on the planet, any one of millions who aren't him. But DAT'S NAHT IN THE SNORT FORT DOOD, NOTHING OUT DERE IS REAL SNORT
I'm highly skeptical a kid under 10 would be able to figure out the combination of items and physics to use to complete this. At the very, very least they would need some kind of assistance either through walkthrough or video, and even THEN...
That's especially pathetic because this is all he does. I could see if you play 1 hour per weak and forget mechanics and abilities, but this is literally all the dude does with his life and still can't follow basic instruction LMFAO
It’s not even about weapon dmg, buddy guy Phil here clearly doesn’t even know to use ultra hand to pull the one block out to disassemble the boss and dmg it freely for a few seconds. Doesn’t understand how to do a flux construct and is jumping right into the hardest version of it.
Not sure what this means, I've beaten a good few IIIs with 38 weapons. His problem here is he's useless at isolating the box, doesn't seem to know he has bows, and is using a two handed weapon very slowly without spins. Even if he'd continued without giving up immediately it wouldn't really have taken him that long (though still a lot longer than it should)
Reminder that he needed MAHDERN Megaman Zero with save states to beat MMZ2. A game I played when I was a pre-teen. I was beating games like Megaman Battle Network when I was literally 9.
I love how he claims to love games and shit but his immediate reaction to not doing a lot of damage to a boss is "this is gonna take me an hour dood", that really doesn't seem like something you'd say if you loved games.
Oh come now, Phil adores gaming! He just doesn't want to ever be remotely challenged by anything, have to think about anything, have to spend more than 10 minutes on anything or have walk a single step over geometry he's been through once before. He adores gaming though, definitely.
Part of the enjoyment of games like this is figure out how to defeat the boss enemy. Phil doesn’t want any part of that. He wants to just run, button mash, win and move on. He does not enjoy playing games any more.
Me and a friend have come to the conclusion Phil actually has brain lag. Every time he has to make a decision, you can see a half second delay until he actually decides to make the decision, therefor leading to his failure.
Game is so open to your imagination, and Phil hates it. Totally not shocked. He would rather play CALEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTO Protocol where all he has to do is tap a button in a boss fight.
My 11 year old nephew is having a blast playing the game. Phil doesn't spend time increasing his hearts, cooking food, learning the fucking mechanics, and using the environment! And I thought it was a preschool building game?
*_Aww, man… the video cuts off at the best part. He says it’s impossible to get the crystal over to the next island while he’s staring at a giant spring right in front of him. LOL_*
Imagine actually using master hand to build something to move objects lmao. This guy frustrates the hell outta me. Edit: just saw the spring you’re talking about. Literally already crafted for him lmao
Those construct bosses are PISS EASY, you just need to ultrahand the main box to stun it and thats it lol, and when it becomes a platform, use rewind to use the thrown boxes to climb up to him and its all EASY
it was kinda hard when i fought the one on the tutorial island and didnt know how it worked. I learned it fast and it became one of my favorite bosses in the game cause its so cool looking
And the game has been out for less than a month, imagine what would we see in a few years once more glitches will be discovered (that won't be patched)
I haven't played this game, so I don't know how well I'd do personally compared to Phil. What I do know is that his playstyle is to rush through every game as quickly as possible without taking the time to immerse himself in it and learn its mechanics fully
Yeah, its kind of funny watching him take out a sixth of the health bar in one cycle of attacks and then cry because hes not doing enough damage. I don't know if he was expecting to one shot the boss, but clearly the man has no patience.
This is a boss that also spawns on the tutorial island. The ultra hand ability lets you grab things and break them apart, so all he has to do is grab the one weak point block and it will make the whole boss fall apart, where he can just hit the weak point over and over. It’s extremely easy to figure out, 62 IQ moment Wait nvm he finally figured it out lol
I figured this boss out very quickly. When it flies up in the air and drops blocks you can hop on a box, rewind, and get taken up into the air to hit the boss. This boss is fun, and probably one of the easiest ones, all of its attacks are telegraphed and predictable. Just be ready to react whenever it comes at you and you’ll be fine.
Its truly is remarkable how terrible he is at figuring out a games mechanics, Ive noticed he hates cut-scenes, and will blabber away through them or just skip them, He will Ignore all hints and obvious signs. And doesn't give a shit about the story or lore/world of a game. Also when he's failing like with this boss, his eyes are always darting to the chat to see if a dent will hold his hand and help him.
Soooooo NDO whale has just magically appeared now.... Guys seriously this is either the same guy just whaling 1000s and 1000s OR ELSE THEY (the whales) all arrange who's gona donate and when.... God this is CREEPY AS HELL
All coordinated. It's amazing what someone who has zero shame, never feels guilty about anything, believes he's superior to everyone, has no dignity and no integrity, and has severe spending addictions coupled with alcoholism is capable of. It's almost as if he's taking advantage of them. Hard to feel sorry for the dents though. A sucker is born every minute, and a scammers gotta scam, so, it's a good match. They deserve each other.
That was proven many times over. One time phil needed a certain number of memberships needed for a goal and two whales gifted the right amount of members to reach the goal back 2 back. Its a clown show
I like how at the end there, he thought the enemy was just gonna fall off the ledge and kill itself, when he already saw that it's capable of floating. Real next level dunce-ness there.
10 Years Later and still not trying his triggers, big ups THIYDP MGS2, all he needed to do was shoot the damn weak spot, but forgot he had a bow apparently
Yet another example of Phil not giving AF about the game he's playing and proving that money is all that matters to him. How he has fans is beyond comprehension.
The first Flux I ever fought in this game was one of the Flux III's in one of the chasm labyrinths. I had 6 hearts and some decent fused weapons. It took me a few tries to beat it ngl, but Each defeat got me thinking of new tactics. 'Hmm, it forms a square saucer, acend maybe? It worked!' Flux bosses are super fun
It’s genuinely amazing how terrible he is at this game, the flux construct has so many ways you can tackle it and the amount of time it took for him to figure just one is insane
Those Statue bosses are one of the easiest in the game alongside the Hinoxes and this pigroach allready thinks this is a souls like boss. He would rage quit the game when he faces on of the King Ghidorah like bosses.
Its made of blocks just remove its arms and legs with ultrahand so you can attack easier. Also why isn't he slowing down time using his bow and arrrow when he is in the air. So, much of this is him not understanding basic mechanics.
Lol my niece played and beat BotW when she was 12. This new line of Zelda is not difficult at all. In fact in some ways they’re easier than ever. You can cheese them in a million different ways because unlike the past Zelda games they’re not linear. Which is why how the speedruns for BotW have evolved is really interesting.
Every boss directly gives you multiple ways to beat it, and each arena also normally comes with 2 or 3 methods to overcome the boss easily. This guy doesn't even make an attempt to use his fucking bow.
Surrounded by springs...springs he can jump on and abuse bullet time with his bow & arrows to knock out the green cube...his thinking is so one dimensional.
Watching DSP struggle to solve a shrine puzzle that didn't require him to beat a boss is just amusing. All the quest said was bring the crystal to its location. It didn't say how, which leaves so many options open. All I did was disassemble the construct and then grabbed the crystal and sent it over to its destination. This game is way more fun than I thought it would be. Even the Gloomhands are fun to fight!
Im bad at videogames and my response to "huh, that didnt damage the boss at all" is exactly to spam bombs/arrows at them from a distance for an hour its like he doesnt even like playing games
I literally fought this boss yesterday and I loss once. I learned and adapted through using mechanics. Watching him struggle was painful and disappointing to watch. I bet my bottom dollar my niece would ace this.
the second he makes a mistake he’s instantly like no that doesn’t work like when he was trying to pick up the crystal at the end with ultra hand and he’s like “look see doesn’t work”
What hilarious is that children are more creative in their thinking. So something like TOTK is actually way more adapted to them. Unlike pig roach, who's stuck in his ways and complains if he has to think at all. He's always wrong when it comes to what games are like and who they are made for
Its really frustrating to watch, he doesn't know how to beat the boss correctly and complains about the game itself for being too hard instead of figuring out how to get better at the game.
explain how my 13 year old brother was able to beat Ganondorf 5 times, 3 of which were damage less, yet this pile of dust of a man struggles to fight a flux construct
Everything in the game is overpowered? No, Link is the most overpowered thing in this game -- the tools they gave us like ultrahand, time reversal, and weapon fusing create an insane amount of ways to absolutely break the game.
Phil has now gone viral twice in the space of two years, both for failing at Nintendo games. The natural progression is that he will go uber viral after rage quitting against bowser in the next mario
This looks really tough…. But to be fair, I haven’t played Tears of the Kingdom yet. I’m looking forward to trying this boss out myself when i get the game.
i guess he kinda right its not a game for kids its a game for EVERYONE including kids lol its just that he has zero problem solving skills while my 10 year old niece over here is putting me to shame with how well shes taking out those flux constricts gleeoks and lynels lol
What's even funnier is that I've done about 25 shrines so far but I'm still on only 4 hearts and I beat the level 3 construct in 4 tries while it one-shot me each time it's so easy ( I'm on 4 hearts because I'm just shocked that I have not found a single goddess stature besides the one on the tutorial island so out of pure curiosity I'm refusing to cash the orbs in until I find a new statue. )
bro this is one of the most fun boss fights in the entire game. You can recall the box when it throws the 5 at you to get to it when its hiding and do big dmg. ultrahand to pull pieces apart. its so fun
The funniest part is the only reason I recognize this guy is because he got caught pleasuring himself on stream.... No surprise the guy who forgot to turn off his camera. can't beat 1 of the easiest bosses.
1 - Use ultra hand and pull the green block out. Boss is stunned and falls apart.
2 - Use ultra hand and pull enough regular blocks out. Boss eventually loses too many blocks and gets stunned.
3 - Shoot arrows mid air to slow down time and easily stagger boss
4 - Use bomb arrows, zonite bombs, or zonite canons to stun the boss
5 - Use recall on blocks the boss drops to ride them back up and hit the boss for free
Just 5 of the MANY ways to stomp this boss.
Dingle, that's one way too many for our boi, Pigroach, here. Unless it's one where he can just rush in, hit the boss once, and take off several chunks of its health with a fucking base 38 weapon, you're asking too much from his gin-infested brain. 😉
In this case, there are literally springs right next to him. He even used one at the start, then didn't go into bullet time.
You don't even need to do any of that if you're dumb. Phil could literally do basic, dodge enemy attack, shoot green block, repeat tactics until it's dead. You have to use a spring or a rocket shield if it does the floating in air thing but come on. Phil can't even do basic video game tactics that have been around as long as video games have....
Also those springs were placed there for a reason lol
Like the developers are basically spoon feeding the player the answer. This particular Flux fight is supposed to teach you how to beat Flux 3 which flies up higher than the other 2. It’s applicable for Gleeok’s 2nd form also.
@@defearl But the game didn't EXPLICITLY tell Dave how to use the springs to reach the Construct once it started to fly. It's just terrible game design, dood. 😉
"No kid is going to beat this game" >> except all the ones that already did beat it and didn't struggle nearly as much as you.
DSP, as usual, tries to push his failures onto other people.
I laugh every time he declares something 'impossible' or that 'nobody can beat this' in comical and flagrant defiance of obvious fact if you were to look at literally any other gamer on the planet, any one of millions who aren't him.
But DAT'S NAHT IN THE SNORT FORT DOOD, NOTHING OUT DERE IS REAL SNORT
I'm highly skeptical a kid under 10 would be able to figure out the combination of items and physics to use to complete this. At the very, very least they would need some kind of assistance either through walkthrough or video, and even THEN...
He's a mature adult guys, he knows what he's doing
Phil is a lot of things, but one thing he definitely isn't is a children's entertainer.
I make those things my bitch after every blood moon. They have the easiest fuse materials in the game
He looks like an alcoholic who has two divorced wives.
Not only does he fail, he fails in the most smooth brained of ways. It's almost like he forgot he has abilities. Fascinating, absolutely fascinating.
I think my favorite part is he won't use a bow in midair to activate slowmo to hit the weak spot
It actually is fascinating, how does he not learn a games mechanics as he plays them?
I haven't played Zelda games since the N64 era, and even I remember that bombs and arrows exist in this universe, lol. 🐽
That's especially pathetic because this is all he does. I could see if you play 1 hour per weak and forget mechanics and abilities, but this is literally all the dude does with his life and still can't follow basic instruction LMFAO
Fr he just has to use his abilities and the boss would go so much easier it’s so stupid
A Japanese 10 year old confirmed more intelligent than the Snortster.
even an old old man was able to play dark souls, another guy btw
Catatonic vegetable state sufferers are more intelligent.
Don't forget the grandma gamer who's playing Skyrim
Japanese kids are actually REALLY smart, so I think k you should change it to a 5 year old American kid.
"Everything is so overpowered"
My guy, your strongest weapon does 38 damage and you're fighting a flux construct III. What the hell are you doing DSP?
I beat a tier 3 with a 42 damage weapon in just 5 phases.
bru i beat a level 3 with a 28 damage weapon
It’s not even about weapon dmg, buddy guy Phil here clearly doesn’t even know to use ultra hand to pull the one block out to disassemble the boss and dmg it freely for a few seconds.
Doesn’t understand how to do a flux construct and is jumping right into the hardest version of it.
@@Mortified42to be fair, I think the original commenter just means his only good weapon only does 38 damage.
Not sure what this means, I've beaten a good few IIIs with 38 weapons.
His problem here is he's useless at isolating the box, doesn't seem to know he has bows, and is using a two handed weapon very slowly without spins. Even if he'd continued without giving up immediately it wouldn't really have taken him that long (though still a lot longer than it should)
I genuinely cannot believe he didn't pull out his bow once in this entire encounter
Kids were making some crazy ass high production value levels on little big planet wtf is he talking about it’s too complex lol
Reminder that he needed MAHDERN Megaman Zero with save states to beat MMZ2. A game I played when I was a pre-teen. I was beating games like Megaman Battle Network when I was literally 9.
I love how he claims to love games and shit but his immediate reaction to not doing a lot of damage to a boss is "this is gonna take me an hour dood", that really doesn't seem like something you'd say if you loved games.
Even funnier when what he claims would "take hours" takes a minute or seconds for average gamers
Oh come now, Phil adores gaming! He just doesn't want to ever be remotely challenged by anything, have to think about anything, have to spend more than 10 minutes on anything or have walk a single step over geometry he's been through once before. He adores gaming though, definitely.
@@SuperBeanSquad could he beat the new Pokémon games?
Usually i follow that sentence with "I should level up and get more gear as I'm not supposed to fight doing this little damage"
I adore that Phil's gin brain can't manage to do combat and think of strategies on the fly, you can see the moment his brain stalls.
Part of the enjoyment of games like this is figure out how to defeat the boss enemy. Phil doesn’t want any part of that. He wants to just run, button mash, win and move on. He does not enjoy playing games any more.
AHN THE FLYY
Me and a friend have come to the conclusion Phil actually has brain lag. Every time he has to make a decision, you can see a half second delay until he actually decides to make the decision, therefor leading to his failure.
@@NokoFace you might be onto something
@@NokoFace Probably because he's checking chat for help or validation. Or money...
I love Tulin "reminding" him to use his bow, and him just never realizing it.
Glances at chat. “Ah haaaa” then proceeds to use bow
"That would've been totally epic if the boss hadn't made me look incompetent in every way possible"
Game is so open to your imagination, and Phil hates it. Totally not shocked.
He would rather play CALEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTO Protocol where all he has to do is tap a button in a boss fight.
My 11 year old nephew is having a blast playing the game. Phil doesn't spend time increasing his hearts, cooking food, learning the fucking mechanics, and using the environment! And I thought it was a preschool building game?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he a mature adult
@@ogueyratogeyrat7448dood
*_Aww, man… the video cuts off at the best part. He says it’s impossible to get the crystal over to the next island while he’s staring at a giant spring right in front of him. LOL_*
Imagine actually using master hand to build something to move objects lmao. This guy frustrates the hell outta me.
Edit: just saw the spring you’re talking about. Literally already crafted for him lmao
I can tell he has done 0 of the main quest bosses wait until he fights the Gerudo one
He's gonna rq so hard
he has the bird with him
@@kaydenyeeter801 oh yeah he does have tulin but that’s the easiest and the recommended to get first
@@ZEROstig of course, like you mentioned dsp is gonna have a field day with the gerudo section of the game
@@kaydenyeeter801 'I can't damage these gibdo enemies?? like wtf am I meant to do??'
Those construct bosses are PISS EASY, you just need to ultrahand the main box to stun it and thats it lol, and when it becomes a platform, use rewind to use the thrown boxes to climb up to him and its all EASY
it was kinda hard when i fought the one on the tutorial island and didnt know how it worked. I learned it fast and it became one of my favorite bosses in the game cause its so cool looking
@@billybobbobson3797 i was spooked at first with the tutorial boss, but after seeing how it gets stunned if i spammed arrows it was easy pickings
First time I fought a flux construct was down in the depths so it hit extra hard
And you can also take the boxes off the body, once enough are off he falls apart.
All of the attacks are easy to avoid as long as you pay attention and aren’t out of stamina
DSP: "They expect you to grind this game thirty, forty hours in order to beat it."
Tears of the Kingdom speedrun world record: 1h 09m 55s
It’s sub 1 hour now
And the game has been out for less than a month, imagine what would we see in a few years once more glitches will be discovered (that won't be patched)
It’s now 57 or 59 minutes
Well to Phil’s credit… the average player would have to spend 30-40 hours playing, maybe even longer depending on what they’ll need for the final boss
Zelda age rating is 10+
Hahaha!!
There's NO Scrub Warning on Nintendo Games
pigroach run away from problem 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Black_Revue he might be able to sue for damages
That's at least 5 years over Phil's mental age and 70 years under his physical age.
I haven't played this game, so I don't know how well I'd do personally compared to Phil. What I do know is that his playstyle is to rush through every game as quickly as possible without taking the time to immerse himself in it and learn its mechanics fully
Yeah, its kind of funny watching him take out a sixth of the health bar in one cycle of attacks and then cry because hes not doing enough damage. I don't know if he was expecting to one shot the boss, but clearly the man has no patience.
he clearly just play for money😂 if he finish it he can play game he like
This is a boss that also spawns on the tutorial island. The ultra hand ability lets you grab things and break them apart, so all he has to do is grab the one weak point block and it will make the whole boss fall apart, where he can just hit the weak point over and over. It’s extremely easy to figure out, 62 IQ moment
Wait nvm he finally figured it out lol
I figured this boss out very quickly. When it flies up in the air and drops blocks you can hop on a box, rewind, and get taken up into the air to hit the boss. This boss is fun, and probably one of the easiest ones, all of its attacks are telegraphed and predictable. Just be ready to react whenever it comes at you and you’ll be fine.
Its truly is remarkable how terrible he is at figuring out a games mechanics, Ive noticed he hates cut-scenes, and will blabber away through them or just skip them, He will Ignore all hints and obvious signs. And doesn't give a shit about the story or lore/world of a game. Also when he's failing like with this boss, his eyes are always darting to the chat to see if a dent will hold his hand and help him.
Phil makes me feel like a pro at this game
Soooooo NDO whale has just magically appeared now.... Guys seriously this is either the same guy just whaling 1000s and 1000s OR ELSE THEY (the whales) all arrange who's gona donate and when.... God this is CREEPY AS HELL
agreed pretty creepy they are coordinating with phil on how and when to feed him his money
All coordinated. It's amazing what someone who has zero shame, never feels guilty about anything, believes he's superior to everyone, has no dignity and no integrity, and has severe spending addictions coupled with alcoholism is capable of. It's almost as if he's taking advantage of them.
Hard to feel sorry for the dents though. A sucker is born every minute, and a scammers gotta scam, so, it's a good match. They deserve each other.
That was proven many times over. One time phil needed a certain number of memberships needed for a goal and two whales gifted the right amount of members to reach the goal back 2 back.
Its a clown show
NDO is real. He has a CZcams channel. He is a virgin and a dent head.
@@crazyworld54321 without the donators we wouldn’t get this constant comedy gold
AGE QUIT
😂😂😂😂😂
I like how at the end there, he thought the enemy was just gonna fall off the ledge and kill itself, when he already saw that it's capable of floating. Real next level dunce-ness there.
genuinely surprised he can tie his shoes without his chat giving step by step instructions
The fact that he never thought to use his bow enraged me
Narrator: "This is your brain on Gin."
lol
There should be some sort of PSA with just clips of DSP trying to play games riddled with gin
does he have brain damage like for real cause this is just new lvls of sad WOW
It is speculated that he is on the spectrum and to compound issues he is a narcissist.
@@unsaltedskies he doest have autism , his brain only think about himself
@@unsaltedskiesI’m on the spectrum and I’m not anywhere close to this insufferable
Robot smashes the ground, arm stays there, vuln. Cube is right in front of him. DSP: waits until it starts lifting again and then tries to hit
It is genuinely just, I'm speechless at how none of Phil is an exageration he is seriously like this
Just like with Kirby, ScamSideDave can't handle adversity. Hence why he rarely strays from his disgusting Pigpen. SNORT...
$222 + for playing Zelda terribly, idk why I bothered to go to college
Legend of Begda Tears of the Tips.
"That woulda been totally epic if he'd killed himself" new clip just dropped
Does he not know you can slow time using the bow in the air?
Nope he is a dingus. He doesn’t know anything beyond button mashing
Its Phil.
Exactly
If he couldn’t remember that wearing metal in a thunderstorm gets you electrocuted, then he most certainly doesn’t remember that.
So if it was made for adults and not children, does that mean he is a children for having skipping the boss if we believe what he says ?
Yep, he's admitting that he's worse at the game than people 20-30 years younger than him, that's why he's skipping it. Bruiser ego.
“Aw shit, he threw me off!” When the construct was literally staying still and he walked off 😐
Anything Phil has to repeat is “grinding.”
His hot takes on anything is just crap. Why his dents lap it up is bizarre
10 Years Later and still not trying his triggers, big ups THIYDP MGS2, all he needed to do was shoot the damn weak spot, but forgot he had a bow apparently
Yes games normally construct bosses that take hours to defeat just once. Poor Phil
"I thought he would've killed himself that wouldve been epic!"
-crowdfunded level 1 gamer
"You have to hit the specific one."
Yeah Phil, it's called "aiming".
Remember that every time you fail at something in this game, you are still smarter than a grown man who streams video games for a living
Yet another example of Phil not giving AF about the game he's playing and proving that money is all that matters to him. How he has fans is beyond comprehension.
It truly is! That fact will never stop amazing me.
Lmao like when he sucks at the game and he shouts out like at 7 year old “LOOK! ITS NOT LETTING ME DO IT! SEE?!”
Literally Zelda with Fortnite-esque crafting.
"Not a game for children!"
The first Flux I ever fought in this game was one of the Flux III's in one of the chasm labyrinths. I had 6 hearts and some decent fused weapons. It took me a few tries to beat it ngl, but Each defeat got me thinking of new tactics. 'Hmm, it forms a square saucer, acend maybe? It worked!' Flux bosses are super fun
Phil definitely was a Play Doh eater instead of a Play Doh creator.
It’s genuinely amazing how terrible he is at this game, the flux construct has so many ways you can tackle it and the amount of time it took for him to figure just one is insane
Remember that before he called it a “preschool building game”
Snortmeister gets destroyed and humiliated by a KIDS game. Yes, it's for kids Phil
3:35 Never underestimate a child's unequaled creativity. This is a child's dream game. You are given a pile of stuff and told to have at it.
Phil has similar mannerisms to my dad (we’re estranged)
Those Statue bosses are one of the easiest in the game alongside the Hinoxes and this pigroach allready thinks this is a souls like boss. He would rage quit the game when he faces on of the King Ghidorah like bosses.
"That would've been totally epic if he killed himself"
The detractors are gonna have a field day with that one.
3:46 he probably thinks minecraft is only for rocket scientists.
as someone who kills these before their health bar even shows up, this was so painful to watch
Half of his display behind him is two dirty towels…
His brain has actually rotted into soup
Doesn't want to grind, takes 80 hours to complete skyrim 😂😂😂😂
Phil is such a mature gamer, he cries about getting owned and having to use his big brain to skip bosses 😊
Kids are making some creative stuff to beat everything in the game, what tf is this guy talking about?
Its made of blocks just remove its arms and legs with ultrahand so you can attack easier. Also why isn't he slowing down time using his bow and arrrow when he is in the air. So, much of this is him not understanding basic mechanics.
The whales showed up today!
"I'm doing no damage what do I do"
Get. Better. Weapons
Lol my niece played and beat BotW when she was 12. This new line of Zelda is not difficult at all. In fact in some ways they’re easier than ever. You can cheese them in a million different ways because unlike the past Zelda games they’re not linear. Which is why how the speedruns for BotW have evolved is really interesting.
Every boss directly gives you multiple ways to beat it, and each arena also normally comes with 2 or 3 methods to overcome the boss easily. This guy doesn't even make an attempt to use his fucking bow.
He's so bad that its marvellous in a way
Imagine grinding in the game to get tougher or beating bosses creatively and patiently without the need of grinding. Couldn’t be Zelda
Phil my 10 year old shames you 😂😂😂
1:17 he's like a squirrel on a four-way intersection
He doesn't even do the charged attack with the two handed weapon xd
3:37 "A game for adults"
Nah, Phil. Just get good.
Oh wait...
That would take effort.
5:44 that’s a clip worth saving.
Surrounded by springs...springs he can jump on and abuse bullet time with his bow & arrows to knock out the green cube...his thinking is so one dimensional.
I literally figured it out instantly to use ultrahand to pull the constructs blocks out. Phil lacks critical thinking
Watching DSP struggle to solve a shrine puzzle that didn't require him to beat a boss is just amusing. All the quest said was bring the crystal to its location. It didn't say how, which leaves so many options open. All I did was disassemble the construct and then grabbed the crystal and sent it over to its destination.
This game is way more fun than I thought it would be. Even the Gloomhands are fun to fight!
Im bad at videogames and my response to "huh, that didnt damage the boss at all" is exactly to spam bombs/arrows at them from a distance for an hour
its like he doesnt even like playing games
I love to see Phil still using the slowest swinging big damage weapon and refusing to do anything different to try. pUzZlE bOsS
Does he not realised he has arrows?
His brain is working at like 5%
I literally fought this boss yesterday and I loss once. I learned and adapted through using mechanics. Watching him struggle was painful and disappointing to watch. I bet my bottom dollar my niece would ace this.
the second he makes a mistake he’s instantly like no that doesn’t work like when he was trying to pick up the crystal at the end with ultra hand and he’s like “look see doesn’t work”
What hilarious is that children are more creative in their thinking. So something like TOTK is actually way more adapted to them. Unlike pig roach, who's stuck in his ways and complains if he has to think at all.
He's always wrong when it comes to what games are like and who they are made for
Til you can pull the blocks off! The rage monster has a purpose however slim
Its really frustrating to watch, he doesn't know how to beat the boss correctly and complains about the game itself for being too hard instead of figuring out how to get better at the game.
explain how my 13 year old brother was able to beat Ganondorf 5 times, 3 of which were damage less, yet this pile of dust of a man struggles to fight a flux construct
Phil mixing up the game rating with his fanbase
Everything in the game is overpowered? No, Link is the most overpowered thing in this game -- the tools they gave us like ultrahand, time reversal, and weapon fusing create an insane amount of ways to absolutely break the game.
doesn't use recall when blocks come from above, he has no logic and reasoning skills at all.
I have fought dozens of these and never once used recall. I just use ultrahand and grab the main block and shake.
Phil has now gone viral twice in the space of two years, both for failing at Nintendo games. The natural progression is that he will go uber viral after rage quitting against bowser in the next mario
5:47 that’s what i always think when phil comes up with another grift!
This looks really tough…. But to be fair, I haven’t played Tears of the Kingdom yet.
I’m looking forward to trying this boss out myself when i get the game.
I love how most people just intuitively knew to use ultra hand to break it apart and yet this cave ape struggles to understand it.
1:14 That was a perfectly timed fail.
Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it?
Phil: "No you stoooopid detractor!" 🐽
i guess he kinda right its not a game for kids its a game for EVERYONE including kids lol its just that he has zero problem solving skills while my 10 year old niece over here is putting me to shame with how well shes taking out those flux constricts gleeoks and lynels lol
I don't think the Flux constructs have never killed me.
What's even funnier is that I've done about 25 shrines so far but I'm still on only 4 hearts and I beat the level 3 construct in 4 tries while it one-shot me each time it's so easy
( I'm on 4 hearts because I'm just shocked that I have not found a single goddess stature besides the one on the tutorial island so out of pure curiosity I'm refusing to cash the orbs in until I find a new statue. )
bro this is one of the most fun boss fights in the entire game. You can recall the box when it throws the 5 at you to get to it when its hiding and do big dmg. ultrahand to pull pieces apart. its so fun
The funniest part is the only reason I recognize this guy is because he got caught pleasuring himself on stream.... No surprise the guy who forgot to turn off his camera. can't beat 1 of the easiest bosses.