The Stolen Slushy Machine Story - Part 1
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- "The Stolen Slushy Machine Story" Part 1
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This is the story of my teenage youth when I stole a slushy machine, and eventually got arrested. The next part will be about getting arrested and going to juvenile detention. And Part 1 will be uploaded SOON, like, within a week to patreon. I still have to write it out, but its probably the Most Unexceptional part of the whole Slushy Machine Saga.
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Rusty: Stealing is bad.
Also Rusty: Greatest Heist of all Time.
He was joking
@@cybolic7967 so your saying he thinks stealing is good?
@@shrekonion8307 well no..
@@cybolic7967 well will you elaborate on your other comment
@@shrekonion8307 I believe they were saying his comment about the "greatest heist of all time" was a joke, not the other one lol
GTA5 Online: Slushy Heist
lel
Mission passed
+respect
I actually laughed
*Heist member left*
Lol
Prisoner: "What you in for?"
Teenage Rusty: "I stole a slushy machine..."
Prisoner: "Look man you can have the whole cell ill sleep on the floor for now"
Pretty good joke not gonna lie but..(⤴▪◻▪⤴)(⤵▪◻▪⤵)(↪▪◻▪↪)(↩▪◻▪↩) LOOK AT THESE MOVES
@@ChillDough not funny...
Matt Garcia *NOT FUNNY, DIDNT LAUGH*
Funny
@@DeadIslandDave ur right, its hilarious
Young rusty looks like an elvis reject
epic
He looks like a wannabe greased lighting dancer
Yes he looks like elvis
They must have been close - they all have the same tattoos....
Ethan Hyatt didnt realize that....... lol
Ethan Hyatt idiot he’s acting like all of them
@@sarahshafer1375 lmao you obviously don't know what sarcasm looks like then
Oliver Shafer Whooooooooooooooosh
@oilvershafer. WOOOOOOOOSSSHHH
Should have stolen Sargento's Cheese machines.
Stupid Joe yea for getting his twitter account revenge
Sargento's is the bestest cheese, you can buy for sure!
ShadowofSun Bestest?? xD Best*
railsnaker 5430 XD
Jade Draws /Animates your an idiot
I can't imagine how pissed your parents must have been.
I would have been proud tbh idk why
@@mentelgen3274 same
@@doumeki1282 yeah i bet you guys would be amazing parents
You guys would've sucked as parents
@@NatPatent would agree
You say it takes place 2 days before Christmas, but then Elliot says "live like kings all summer long"
Bamboozled
Australia
🤯
Atom Man 0805 fucking hell mate how many cells in that Brain work fucking hell its called been an Aussie 🖕🏻☀️🌞🌤🍞 ⚽️🎾🏀🏉🏏🏊🏻🏄🏻💯💯🔅🔆🔅🔆🔅🔆🇦🇺
Yea, enough snacks to last through winter and Christmas
AUSTRALIA!
Girl: i'm only into bad boys.
Rusty: say no more.
Anthony Michael You Forgot about this comment not anymore!
No Videos you forgot this comment
BEW No I didn’t
Rusty is the King of bad boys.
No Videos esketit u big bad boi u pop a molli u pop a been you pop a molli u drink some lean
The Instrumental rap beat is "Got You All in Check" by Busta Rhymes
Great video 👍🏼
Rusty Cage i just wanted to let you know that i have watched your videos for a log time anf that i enjoy your real music much more than the shitty knife game songs. Release more please.
Jeffrey Rutherford dude, he fucking quit knife songs. They were kind of fun, but became a beat horse.
Hello rusty I know you won’t read this but seriously consider going big on your music stuff, you made some very good songs that I can listen to for hours. Just a consideration.
[]corvus [] Dude, you misread the comment. He said release more NORMAL Songs.
Yeah, rusty might be bad
But I don't use straps on motion controllers
Friendly Metroid Ooooooooo how many times you through the wii mote at ur dog
@@vermin72826 not many, my dog doesn't usually go downstairs. I have hurled a joy-con at the wall, but I usually keep a firm grip.
Yea well I don’t look both ways before I walk down the driveway
Heh amateur
I dig strait down on minecraft
And leave trees floating
Come at me
That doesn't make you a bad boy, that just makes you sick. Have fun in hell.
Rusty: Someone who is actually good at telling stories.
Clickbait CZcamsrs: *gets jumped on by a dog* I ALMOST GOT RAPED BY A DOG
samurai brotha
St. Stario no that’s feminist
Gon wrong
Lol. I just came from that video like 5 minutes ago.
I ruined that 200th like
Payday 3-Rusty Safe
The Earth seems nice
The Earth lol
The Rusty Cage heister pack COMING SOON!
*Imagine if someone could make a custom level named "Slushy heist"*
New melee weapon, knife flipping
*Best quote:*
*_" 'I agree!' I agreed."_*
"I had two friends: Elliot and Rodger."
Gee Rusty, I wonder where you came up with those names. 🤔
I bet this would make a good film
Shawshank redemption 2: edgy teenager edition
Nowhere Nobody yessss
Ye
nah not really tbh
A Clockwork Orange: edgy teenager edition
*Eliot* and *Rodger* ..Sounds familiar ...
"I've never even kissed a mouse"
Hmm... sounds like the name of a supreme gentleman
xxx_sunkem_xxx Sounds like A S U P R E M E G E N T L E M A N
Eliot Rodger is the Livi......THE BEST Example why we need Feminism those Beauty standarts set by society are awful and of course it's all about equality....i guess...
xxx_sunkem_xxx Elliot Roger
Florida kid and his friends tried to steal slushy machine but they failed because they werent edgy enough
"- I agree!- I agreed"
*speech 10000*
Ironic
There is no way this dude just made an Elliot Rodgers reference
I thought I was the only person who noticed.
Who's that
@@ChristianTurnes Search him up
I took 2 stickers at the doctors office instead of 1
Haha, i took 3
You monsters!
ARREST HIM
I stole a iPhone 7 and a wallet one time
jer *FBI wants to know your location*
Part 2 will be out in about a week, and the Patreon prequel will be available in 3 days. STAY TUNED
Rusty Cage sTeAlInG iS cOoL mAn
Knife games i miss you when you do the knife game
10/10
Theis Lorentzen aren’t you like 5
Hi Rusty Cage
Imagine one of the people involved watching this video, lol
I like that profile picture my fellow
@@fymboy_yt2643 thanks
"And that's how Teenie go in on our band of thieves"
*Beer commercial
United Healthcare dental.
The first youtuber that actually puts efort in his stories
THIS IS UNHEARD OF!?
Gtfun gremer?
Animation youtubers :(
have you ever heard of theodd1sout, Luna, Timtom, and dingo doodles. note 3/4 are all animators.
Stalin the train for realllllllll
Rusty: "To unlock the whole story you must pay me!" Rusty cage more like Rusty EA
RustEA
Jacob Bischoff lol
No
At least rusty provides quality content, unlike EA which makes the worst games ever, and then adds micro transactions
colombian drug lord chill out
Oh man.
No slushy.
A lot of work but nothing.
“I agree, I agreed”
- Rusty Cage 2K17
8:05
Lol
"I agree!" I agreed.
what?
Every Wattpad story.
Yes
"I agree!" I agreed.
I know right, lmao
he agreed
Criminal 1: what you in for?
Crim 2 : killing a kid
Crim 1 : you?
Crim 3 : illegal drugs
Crim 1 : hey, what's your story?
Rusty : I stole a slushy machine
Crim 1-3 : *whispers collectively* wow, what a badass
i am surprised no one heard the metallic slamming of the hatchet against the door. but i lost it at the jester tattoo part.
Bain: Guys, the slushy machine. Go get it
Vlad: be carful in there is my product Dallas: wait what
Gta and Payday awesome i saw the gta one After you
I was dying when he said, “Let’s name my two friends Elliot and Rodger.”
disturb films why
Joshua Wentz do you not know who Elliot Rodger is?
Nope
Joshua Wentz elliot rodger has a weird youtube channel and his last video was him talking about killing people for not liking him and he actually killed 5 people and himself
Joshua Wentz
Basically did a college shooting.
stealing = bad
subscribe to rusty cage = good
Isabel Aguilar Donate to the Rusty Cage patreon = GOD
Yes
So that makes me neutral. I'm not okay with this.
YESSSS
Hehehehehehe 69 likes.
When I was 8 I stole whole grain goldfish from the cafeteria.
WHOLE GRAIN
FBI: Stay right where you are.
In primary school I stole 10 bucks from the cafeteria lady
Dumb as*
When I was around 10 I stole a chocolate bar from a small local shop. Filled with confidence, I got caught trying another time. I could have easily pulled that off without getting noticed, I suppose it's good I didn't.
Waw
“I’m currently listening to Manhunter”
*shows book cover for Mindhunter*
“...the Netflix original of the same name”
*shows poster for Mindhunter*
Me:...uh, Rusty?
Can we talk about how fucking great rusty looks cause god damn he knows how to dress well.
Ender Wolf Fox I think he’s a pretty dam good story teller
Kinda shocks me how his wardrobe can look like the shadow man on neighborhood watch sign banged Beetlejuice
But he pulls it off
Wow Elliot has the same tattoos as rusty cage
Cody Ford so does Rodger
What a coincidence
Omg i just realized that
Cody Ford no there all the same person
Coincidence
“I Agree, I Agreed” RUSTY CAGE 2018
Idky but I found that part so funny 😂
Rusty: Swears once.
CZcams: Wait, that’s illegal.
Rusty: talks about a literal crime he did
CZcams:
The new GTA V dlc sounds awesome!!
WTF NO BEEF JERKY??????
How can you have the pudding, if you havent had the meat
ahh i see your a weeb aswell
shoto todoroki your me
hi UA half fire half ice person
Wtf indeed
"Let's call them Elliot and Roger"
I'm dumb, it took me 5 fuckin years to get this joke lmaoo
Could you explain it? I don't get it
@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 elliot roger was a school shooter who killed multiple people in 2014, Rusty and Mumkey Jones were both clowning on him for years because Elliot was an incel who referred to himself as "the supreme gentlemen."
I think they both stopped making fun of Elliot when the event that I call "The Susaning" happened. CZcams went on a witch hunt to unfairly ban Mumkey's channel and every channel he created to replace it until it broke him mentally and he went on a downward spiral. They were super fucking shady about it too, they flagged videos that he had on private just so he'd have the 3 strikes youtube legally needs to ban a channel. He eventually came out of his spiral and came back as Simian Jimmy, which marked the end of the Susaning because CZcams was under fire for the adpocalypse and I think some other stuff
Brooo me too I found out because of your comment
poo
That Eliot roger joke killed me
Rest in peace
Were you in the store he shot up
You know, must of the people in Rusty’s town look just like him. Guess that’s where his looks are from.
Same tats too
Steve buscemi must have been from there aswell
Innsmouth?
So dylan town-wide incest? That sounds hot as VUCC
Dylan The Strange *most 😂😂
I just noticed he named his friends ELLIOT and RODGER, like that guy who shot up that store
It was a university
he did both my guy
This has been Rossane,your guide to the wonderful world of facts!
All the other kids...
Roblox Sux woah
That moment when you broke through the first metal door only to realize there's another one had the same energy as beating the boss but it has another stage
Rusty idc if you rob the biggest jewelry store in the WORLD i will always love your yt channel and will never forget your yt channel and you
i saw a video when guy got shot in the hand with a shotgun for stealing. it was in brazil
Zhafl ! same. that shit was hilarious!
Yeah! I love it *when guy* gets shot in the hand for stealing!
Zhafl !
Did he rob a damn gun store with a baseball bat?
I saw a video where there was a guy that got his fingers cut off with a hatchet for I think stealing, I think that was also in Brazil.
I saw a video of 2 guys getting both of their hands completely chopped off, the worst part is that they were left to bleed
slushees... JD is that you?
Quite possibly...
Ughhhh Rusty Cage reminds me of JD nowwwww
Headcanon: this guy is jd in a universe where jd got help and didnt blow up
Dude I was thinking the same thing lol
OMG LAMO XD
You always make me smile my dog just ran away it seems impossible but you made me smile
Rusty stole your dog 🐶
Bain: I stole a reincarnation machine and became the president.
Rusty Cage: Hold my beer...
He only drinks whiskey
*whiskey
DUUUUUDE YOU COULD GO TO ALCATRAZ FOR SUCH A HEIST
Kacper Kozioł Alcatraz isn’t around
Sharkboyryan r/wooooosh
andddddd you're a dumbass
@@derickshaw1558 it was a joke
@@BiggestDub231 talking to shark boy lel
elliot and roger, i just got it god damnit rusty
The production value on this video is amazing. I'm new to your content and am impressed. Subscribed.
This is how you do a "storytime" video. This shit is genuinely so entertaining to watch
IVE BEEN WAITING
Jamalam
holy shit u r 1 st
He's hackin' and whackin' and hackin'
Smackin’
He loves that meat!
Oh he hackin' and whackin' and hackin'
He's hackin' whackin' and jackin'
“Sir, this is a pet shop. Please leave.”
you know, you're great at story telling...you should make videos where you tell us horror stories. I'd love them.
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Rusty is really good at telling story's holy shit I've watched this like 5 times and it's still great
I watched 5 kids around 8 and 10 running from safeway with candy. They hopped over a lil wall to escape XD
That's amazing
Xara I hope it had razor blades in it. that's why everybody else has to pay more
i swear you told this story in a q&a
He did
this would make a nice book
11:07 Those are some sick rhymes!
I can't wait for the next part. We were all edgy teenagers once
Zobo Zo Gabany true i'm almost all fifteen and i'm pretty edgy
You finally made this video! I was waiting for it since you talked about this when you explained how you got into music.
Rusty:This is a bucket
Elliot: Dear god
Rusty: Theres more
Elliot: 8:08
What if the FBI finds out about this?🤔🤔🤔🤔
Is over a year a go
Eggsy Garcia FBI open up
@@gafzfn r/whooosh
Taco Games not a whoosh idiot
I already found out about it
I don't need no knife game to enjoy this
"Let's name them Eliot and Rodger"
Me: *Oh my gawd*
😂😂😂
Your storytelling is so entertaining and soothing that it results in fantastic replay value :D
whats the instrumental in the background
darude sandstorm
Alex L. nigga
Busta Rymes Woo Hah
6:37 - 6:40 "Me, Elliot and Rodger"
I wonder how the youtube robot didn't do anything about that
Also 13:03 - 13:05
you guys have no idea how much time this guy has put in this video hours maybe days or weeks keep it up!!
Rusty: i wanted to get drunk
Me: i thought you said you were 11?!?!?!
He said 16
He never said he was 11...
He was only 2 years under age not 7
It's good to see you grow I have Ben here since u had 106k subs
Next, Rusty was Arrested... How I Know? Check out Rusty Responds 4 around 11 Months ago
NabelGT and also at the end where he says in part 2 he serves jail time
Growtopia gamer LOLOLOL i always see one
NabelGT i came from that
NabelGT
Growtopia bro ya rer
NabelGT
Im playsso
WHO WOULD WIN?
-FBI's $8.7 billion annual budget
-Rusty Cage's Patreon paywall hiding a crime he got away with
He never released it
Well, isn't that just a colossal disappointment?
Thanks for the bed time story
Bank Heist Set:
Weapon: Grass
Costume: Ski Mask
Getaway: Dog
Best Set Ever
I just realized the joke in the friend's names.
THE SUPREME GENTLEMAN HIMSELF.
13:52 this is an example of net neutrality.
Tide pods more like the lack there of.
.
What??????????????
It’s a small town but u had party’s i live in a oKAY sized suburb town WITH LITERALLY NO PARTYS I’m salty
Maybe u dont get invited to the ones that are around
kin der toten stairs 💀
When I was a kid I saw this on the news!
Did you?
@@scrubhd6530 HA YES!
That’s cool
Dammmnn, can I find that report somewhere online? I'd like to see it.
You are on of the best creators out there no joke
Watching this on Christmas Day perfect timing
I've watched all 3 parts for about 6 times. I love those videos! :D
giving these a rewatch and realizing you're an incredible storyteller
If there’s one thing I have to commend this guy on, it’s his amazing storytelling ability.
I love the literacy in your stories, I would love to hear more if you enjoy telling them :3
what the hell. this video that came out last year somehow spiked in popularity out of nowhere and became #1 on trending. good job rusty, good job.
I re watched this like 30 times it’s honestly really entertaining
Prisoner:”what are you in for”
Me:”i got my sleeves wet in the sink”
Prisoner”oh that’s n...
Me:”on purpose”
Prisoner:”ok well you can have absolutely all of the room I sleep in the crapping corner”
"Hi, Elliott Roger here"
Why dont women like me?
4:19 when me and the bois walk into class and the teacher has a ton of worksheets on the desks
Love like kings all durning summer 2 days before Christmas
whats the music in the background
Woo haa busta rhymes
I never understood the Elliot and Rodger joke until now
i dont understand it
Britt there was a guy named Elliot Rodger who killed a bunch of people because he couldn’t find a cute girl to date him
@@jamesthomas8645 damn
@@bigfoot1035 yeah
I loove how teeny just had a music instument for a driving wheel