I Caught a Home Invader Trying to Rob Me
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- čas přidán 27. 04. 2020
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Will do rusty, will do
Love how Rusty's upload schedule's so fucked that he commented on a video that's a few months old
3rd; starting to think i should stop doing this
rusty please release the raycon remix of the rusty cage background music on your second channel or something, it sounds brilliant mate
Bayonet for gardening? *Badass 100*
The thief was there to steal your background music
Lol
You mean mumkey's background music
that background music is trash
man thing that’s the point
bruh I cant believe rusty forgot he can just pull out his finger guns and bam. bitches dead smh
It’s funny how everyone deleted their comment of “why is he black” when he explained that the robber was black
I mean honestly that makes sense... they asked for an explanation, got it, and were satisfied. Also not many people prob deleted their comments, more likely they got pushed down by newer comments from people coming from the sword maker video
I found it so funny that ppl got mad at that...
Wenco Boi agreed I feel that people don’t even know what racist means anymore they just call you racist for random dumb stuff
Ñ
He he
Moral of the story: never rob a man who stole a slushy machine and uses military weapon accessories as gardening tools.
😂
*wheeze*
So don't rob anyone in Florida?
Julio Hernandez well only people in Florida rob eachother since they’re al armed with Vietnam m7 bayonets
200th like
When you want to find those “Why he black?” Comments but you instead see comments saying “Who’s here looking for those “Why he black?”” Comments
When you want to find those “Why he black?” Comments but you instead see comments saying "When you want to find those “Why he black?” Comments but you instead see comments saying “Who’s here looking for those “Why he black?”” Comments"
Lol
Im looking for everyone who thought it was a rai- rai- raycon promo
yep
Funny how you first taught people how to pick a lock.
In what minute?, srry my english is not very good
oop-
Maybe the invader watched that video
Go to Lockpickinglawyer's channel
@@angelpr2477 this video czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
Rusty: "Wtf are you doing in my house?"
Burglar: "Can I borrow a cigarette?"
Sure just bring back the butt when you're done.
@@patrickriarchy6054 and if you need a lighter just let me know and we can arrange a price
So he was getting robbed by a gopnik?
gimme ciggy
¿Quieres?
Who’s here to read (why he got to be black) comments after the sword maker video?
moi
me
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Me @keep distance (curious af)
Yeah
“Does Ray live here?”
“It was all a con.”
Me: Huh... a Raycon?
Me a few minutes later: Holy shit, I was right.
I didn't even notice lmfao
Wtf i didnt even catch that
Wtf i didnt even catch that
This video is sponsored by RAYD SHADOW LE----
To be honest I was thinking the same thing.
“I had a bayonet knife that I kept in a pipe because I use it for gardening”
Rusty 2020
Gardening humans (jk)
I use it for ... gardening
HE HAS KNIVES EVERYWHERE
Armatures I have mine up my but sheethless
Mauricio Garcia the trusty prison wallet
He was tryna get the Slushy machine
lol
Okay, okay, calm down comedian!
🤣
Nice
LMAO
*He protecc*
*He attacc*
*and before you call rusty racist, yes, the robber was Blacc*
*OOOOOO*
GOT EM
(Disclaimer: I’m Andrea’s son) Unappreciated comment.
Raps on raps
@@andreadardello6224 who is andreas
plot twist: it’s actually the ceo of the Playgendary
Lmao
I did a chuckle
Dun dun duu
impossible bro. the mans literally the stevejobs of scamming
Lol
>talks about how his roommate couldn't hear the intruder for wearing headphones
>is sponsored by raycon
PFftt-
Rusty can't hear us, he has airpods on! NOOOOOOO!
Oho? You're approaching me?
(Mumbled speaking)
I can't hear you I'm wearing raycons
Guy: oh shit wrong address oh cool cookies I'll eat these while I wait
Rustycage: Stabs him
Wtf is he waiting for?? The address to become the right one??
@@lunargeographer y not
”these cookies are quite hard. they almost feel like pennies!”
More like: Plays five finger filet with the robber's hands
Despite being such a "dark" channel you have some of the silliest recurring elements (e.g. the rubber chicken, Sargento cheese, lemons...) which really makes for a great blend imo
*A true American would pull an M16 out of their sock*
Lol
That they use for gardening
If they were southern they would pull out the shotie and the pitbull named blu
@@StixTrenton not southern enough. Cornbread and sweet tea is the ultimate weapon
@@Giangilberto23 they garden the rice fields and trees with m16s
Chances are if someone breaks into my house through the back door I would be having a midnight snack
*Robber breaks in at 3am*
*me in the kitchen eating Mac N Cheese*
Robber: visable confusion
Me: "Bro, I'm trying to eat Mac N Cheese. Leave me the FUCK alone."
Robber: " You not gonna call the cops are you?"
Me eating my Mac N Cheese: "I will if you dont leave me alone to eat my damn Mac N Cheese"
Oh boy, can't wait to start notching the Bat.
You'd eat the intruder?
@@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs you... You don't?
Dreamdroids - I did. Several times. Vore is a wonderful thing.
I love how everyone is coming together to shit on "Raid Shadow Legends" 😂😂😂
I don't agree on it, really. A lot of viewers don't understand the whole "adpocalypse" that's been going on with CZcams, and Raid is paying insane amounts of money to CZcamsrs. I think Raid, whether we like it or not, is keeping some of our favorite CZcamsrs fed and off the streets.
@@maryedmonds4350 They are, I get that. But it's still a fucking terrible product made by even worse people with more money than sense.
he protecc
he atacc
but most importantly,
he disinfecc
The SpicyMemeLord what the heck was he washing his hands with?
He disinfected his room
That don’t rhyme
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Why he gotta be blacc
I hoped that you said he was blacc
ASMR Rusty Cage Breaks Into Your House And Plays The Knife Game With Your Hands
That'd be hilarious
I'd love that
Dear God
🥴
@@Loser177 stroke?
This is what a woman told us when we walked out and asked her wtf is she doing around our house. "I thought someone else was living here." - Yet, she didn't tell us a name, she didn't check the name on our mailbox. She didn't knock on the door. She didn't ask about that "other person" she thought was living here, etc. She looked like a homeless drug abuser. We did look the security camera footage, she was really checking out the cameras, walked close to them, looked into them, etc. It was a pretty obvious situation. One day I might upload the footage about her...
Oh my goodness.. I would've been terrified.
Why one day? And not like I dunno, now?
Ryan Criddle : You can find a several other ones on my channel. We got 2 stalkers, 1 old dude and 1 other (probably the son of the former owner of our house). I also got trashdumpers on video, that was awkward, but I did talk angry and they got scared. lol These are on my channel. - I also have 1 guy on camera who came to our house and tried the doors. I was not happy about that. Maybe I upload that one too to my channel.
I mean if things went south, *You can always use your thumbnail right?*
Is it illegal to hold the robber against his/her will until the cops arrive?
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Omg you watched the same video
"Speaking about raiding...RAIDING..."
Raid shadow legends?
"Raycon earbuds!"
You clever shit...
Little does he know all his fans are going to break into his house and force him to make more material in his Tokyo man sweatshop
I imagine a wave of fans just breaking in his house asking about Ray
The Foxxo “who’s Ray?”
“rayCON HAHA U JUST GOT CONNED BROO 😂🤣😂😆😂😃😂🤣”
You forgot to include the fact that
100% of the time burglars enter the Chimney during Christmas.
What if its lit?
@@jotarokujo608 mmm smoked santa meat
They stole my milk, cookies and anal virginity.
@@ghosts6035 how'd u know?
He doesn't anymore shot him on the spot and he was never seen again
Few years back a "friend" of a past roommate showed up at my house with 3 guys I'd never seen before... In 100° weather... With hoodies on... And all hands hidden In pockets. Asked me if his bike was still in the backyard but I knew they wanted to know if my old roommate was still there so they could steal his guns. Whole time I had a serrated sickle hanging on a nail next to the door, resting my hand on it. Only two of them were within sickle range and I knew I'd probably only hit one before they all shot me. Thankfully I stayed calm and nonchalant enough that they believed me that he wasn't living there anymore and they left. Scariest minute of casual conversation in my life.
bumpimg this comment cuz this story sounds dope
6 real tips to keep you safe at home
1. replace the screws in all doors with longer ones atleast 3 inches long (this makes it really hard to kick down a door the most popular mode of entry)
2. ALWAYS LOCK ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS
3. have a weapon by every door in a place that is NOT obvious but easy to grab
4. get cameras and a security system
5. at night time do not turn on lights you know your house better than any intruder
6. most robberies happen while your at work
I wonder what would of happened if you said “yes ray lives here”
I was wondering too, what if he said like yeah ray is here wanna see him YO RAY COME HERE
Pretty sure they would either play along or just run away
Yes, raycon earbuds!
Raycon am i funny yet
I know this is mostly a joke, but then you run the risk of having an awkward situation with a guy who was legitimately looking for a guy named Ray. I know I've been on the other end of that kind of situation before
Imagine putting a lock at your door and wake up at 2 am at someone whispering "this is the lock picking lawyer and today...."
"and today i'm going to show you how to melt this random person's deadbolt lock with thermite"
Death The Reaper lol
Number one is set, number two is..
Bruh I'd bust out twitch to see if he gets it
@@enteredge2907 W O K E
Next time someone knocks on your door and says "does Ray live here?"
Respond with "yeah" and see what bullshit they will come up with.
Holy hell this actually happened to me earlier this week. Some guy claiming to be looking for Clayton was going around our neighborhood and knocking on doors. Thanks for the nightmares Rusty.
Plot twist: The robber is still tied up in his basement.
It's not a plot twist. It's the main plot
I've heard EmpLemon has resorted to cannibalism. The former vegan needs a snackrifice.
Plot twist Twist: he's still tied up, but he died two days ago.
BLAYT
Robber: "Why do I hear a song about the Human Centipede?"
Gun owners be like: “It’s showtime!”
He's a gun owner lol
@@doublxhelix5014 tell him that we will have a duel then
*persona theme plays*
Bet your ass
@@Tageslicht indeed
A couple of years ago, I was taking a shower to clean my hair, beard and face, which I painted blue and red for a video, while home alone and heard some noises coming from somewhere inside the house.
I put the towel around my waist and opened the door, and there is a man standing in front of my bedroom door. As soon as he heard me he ran straight to where he entered from and I chased him around the house, whilst naked and painted like a clown.
He ended up getting away.
I've never left the kitchen window, or any other window open ever again. Not unless I'm in the room.
And the home intruder must be scared of clowns after that encounter.
"yo does Ray live here?"
"Yeah lemme get em" *grabs RayCons*
Nobody:
Rusty with a knife casually outside his house : WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Lol
Rusty: what are you doing In my house!
Burglar: oh sorry just wanted to speak to Ricky
Imagine being rusty's roommate
Would be weird and dope as hell
1:25
Rusty: "Get out of bed, get dressed, etc."
Also Rusty: *Is already dressed and is even wearing his damn shoes in bed*
I wish my food would walk in so willingly like this.
Would be much more easier for me.
Wot...
It's "much easier", not "much More easier". If more criminals (cannibalism is illegal) had the intelligence necessary to understand that maybe there'd be fewer in jail.
Wanna visit? I stocked up...
@DeciNarx N/A Oh thank you, that would be much more easier...
And it’s prison not jail.
:)
Talk cannibalism is legal murder just isn't ya know
Kinda similar story. Forgot to lock the door, guy ended up with my dads gun standing outside my room. Dad heard the dog bark, and caught him. The guy ended up shot by a neighbor who he also does this to, and died. He was a crackhead, and didn’t even know what he was doing wrong.
Jesus
Put guns in the weirdest places, so only you would know where they are
Maybe he just wanted the vending machine back
100%
Rusty there is a game called sword master, it is using ur song but in a different pitch I would suggest looking to see if you can take legal action
Burgler: *Enters Rusty's house*
Rusty: *Starts juggling 4 knifes while playing five finger fillet blindfolded*
Burgler: ight imma head out!
Bruh if I was the robber i would stare I'm amazement
More like "Nope!"
@@robloxgamesandmore3389 same
LMAO
One more bit of advice for home security: have a dog or two, especially those wound up, noisy ones who'll lose their minds if a human they don't recognize so much as walks past your house on the opposite side of street. There's a handy alert system for ya.
I have a bully, but he also bites me, it's great security but I think I'm gunna be the first person to be killed by him
If you dont have a weapon aim for the throat :)
angry and loud ass chihuahuas will be a good alarm too
When I was 8 I had this small brown retriever and the vets say it has some sort of memory loss disorder that caused it to forget what we look like after leaving the room and when we go back, he barks a couple times before realizing who we are. And his barks sure are anything but loud! Made me drop my food many times and he gave me the phobia of entering a room lol
@@timtalksanimations9171 damn thats kinda sad but he sounds like a good boy
Air pods: Hah best sound no cords
Raycon: WE THICCCC WITH A LOT OF B.ASSSSSS.
Raycon and Davie504 are the same thing
im pretty sure rusty is the most underrated person in utube ever. i mean, the man can sing, play music, draw amazingly, talk interestly and do so much cool stuff. i would love a podcast of ur life. love u rusty and keep doing wat u do
Intruder: Enters
Rusty with all his fan made weapons: So you have chosen, death.
I ruined the 69 likes
“The homeless survive on our change” -South Park
Yes dude yes
They don’t protecc
They do attacc
They all comment
“WhY hE gOtTa Be BlAcK”
You should have introduced him to the "knife game"
Hey Rusty! The mobile game “Swordmaker” is using your knife game song in their adds on CZcams. They have it slightly sped up
Shank those mofos.
Doubt he cares
He can't do much, they sped it up so he couldn't copyright strike the videos.
Thats tight as fuckk
Dominatingcrow I’m sure he can sue them in the end since it’s his song and if you slow the clips abit you would hear rusty, they stole a lot of his clips of him talking about knives as well, and guess what they only speed the voice up
burglers don't care about electronics because they're hard to pawn you silly boy
What about selling them online on the secondary market?
davidiswhat Try to do that as a homeless person...
@@santeriairaksinen398 Not all burglers are homeless
davidiswhat he was
Euan Miller but we don’t know :0
8:08 "By raaaaaaaaiiii - D SHADOW LEGENDS"
10:21 in Europe those stats are flipped, they break in at night when people are home because they know they won’t get shot.
Ya and then they pour acid on them because they can’t have a gun to defend them selfs
"Have weapons hidden around your home".
*Cries in British*
OI OI YOU CHEEKY WANKER IS THAT A KNIFE
*Cries in Canada*
Oi m8, you got a loisence fa that buttah knife?
A true brit would have their cricket bat at the ready. Knock em down like a wicket
Oi im british and I live in the area of the knives
Thus makes me want to play wii without the safety straps
Don't you will cause a HUGE disaster
You monster
That's badass 😳
I always play without the safety straps
Doom Slayer r/iamverybadass
7:20 "I wish i had my gun nearby"
yeah we got that right in usa and mexico
as a raycon owner. i give these things a 7/10. why? cause i bought them expecting them to be good for everyday use which they're meant for. BUT after a couple months i've realized they cut out quite a bit. i have to either turn them off and turn them back on or have to disconnect them from my computer and then reconnect them to my computer. OR they disconnect them selves or aren't connect when pulled out meaning i have to go looking for the bluetooth settings on my computer and have to keep it open which is annoying.
“Is Ray here?”
“Yea, Ray Manchester.”
“IGHT IMA..”
*RUN*
Like that nickoloadeon show? 😂
@@katesszz that's what i thought xD
It’s Henry danger
Rayed shadow legends
Gavin Boyd bruh
Burglar: Does ray live here?
Rusty: If you mean RAYcons
Holy shit I gotta use this
homeless robber: YoOoOOoo, DdUUuuUUuUuUUud is thiS The FraAT pArtY
Rusty Cage: **MATERIALISES A KNIFE OUT OF SEEMINGLY THIN AIR** what the ever-loving fuck are you doing
3:16 notice how the robbers eyes go back and forth to the knife.
Big thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this video. Be sure to grab a pair. Get 15% off your purchase buyraycon.com/RustyCage
Seriously Raycons are better than AirPods
Raaaaaaycon
Raycon profits off of child porn
Sure... but, when you hear the raycon advertisement. It sound really similar to the jbl tune 120
does raycon live here?
Rusty: L O C K Y O U R D O O R S
Me, who has often left my front door wide open after leaving: well yeah obviously
locky our doors
Loc kyou rdo ors
lo ckyo urdo urs
At this point you cant tell if the " why is he black" comments are real or not
emilyvos seriously. I want to make fun of them but I’m afraid that they might be joking lmao
I feel like rusty is the type of dude to actually tie this dude up and make him listen to the knife game song and then be like "Want to hear the lets learn how to tie a noose song? No ok here"
Hey a game called „knife maker“ is stealing your song for an ad on youtube
Uh oh spaghetti O's
Yes
How did you manage to give the quotation marks aids
@@peas1171 why am I laughing so hard
Yup
Thief: *breaks in*
Rusty cage: *laughs*
Rusty: *Chuckles* _You're_ in danger.
Rusty: “Finally!”
This made me imagine rusty in a cutesy gardening outfit watering and caring to his plants while listening to the song happy
*Don’t you hate it when at **4:41** you just be walking and then all of a sudden you change nationalities?*
…
…
…
_It’s all too relatable, man. I tell ya._
Also, I just gots one more thing to say...
wHy hE bLaCk dOh? (It’s because the actual robber himself WAS black for all you degenerates out there attacking the guy)
Nationality doesn’t matter when it comes to the colour of skin
“Hidden weapons”
Me: ah yes this call for the scissors that seem to always be stuck in my wall
ً thanks mate
Robber: *Breaks into my house*
Me: *Laughs in 2nd amendment*
Thank you history class
I can now enjoy this joke
👏👏👏
Austin Rose 2nd amendment dosent give u the right to shoot a intruder. Unless its self defence
@@feliperendall5495 Wrong address.
Robber:breaks in
*THIS IS HOW YOU TIE A NOOSE*
More like
THIS IS HOW YOU FLIP A KNIFE
FLIP INTO ANY EYES
Me: coughs
Stalker under my bed : fuck that I'm out of here
Mumkeys trying to steal your stuff again. He stole your music so he’s stealing you knifes now.
I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest CZcamsr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two very hot girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear buenr
Had to be. The intruder even looked like a mumkey.
I'm pretty sure Rusty stole Mumkey's music.
@@AxxLAfriku so your cheating
AxxL what the hell are you on about
I couldn't stop laughing at that dude that he made for the intruder
Why the microphone gotta be black though?
Keep looking for the "Why the robber gotta be black though?" they are hidden somewhere.... XD
They got deleted
Man he was warning us about the Post Apocalyptic Looting
Rusty: I caught a home invader trying to rob me
Also Rusty: *How to lockpick a door*
"Hidden weapons"
You mean my ritual to summon rusty in need when a burglary happens in my home?
The way he edited the face creeps me out
I thought sad face was funny
those looting jokes at the start were too soon
Rusty: lock your doors
me(brazilian fan): who wouldn't lock the doors?
It’s scary how many Americans don’t lock their doors cause “we live in a nice neighborhood”
@@jets3353 imagine living in a "good" neighborhood
(Edit): I'm not trying to be mean just poking fun cause I live in a kinda bad neighborhood
J E TS335 but most of the home invaders don’t live well n that Area
Dead bolt always gets used
I'd say I live in a pretty nice neighborhood, but I still lock the door. Just lock the door like yo mama told you to. The security is worth the 2 seconds spent unlocking and locking the door.
The noose we learned how to tie could trip them and choke them
POV: your looking for the "why he black?" Comments
Jesus Escobar yup😂
Yes...
Jesus Escobar I’ve been caught.
maybyyyyyyyyyy.........
Jesus Escobar yus
Thief: **breaks in**
Rusty: **confident** why the fuck are you here
Home intruder comes into rustys home
Sees him sitting there in the middle of a satanic Ritual
Slowly backs away
We not going to talk about that he has shoes in bed
No
Nope
The sudden realization that Rusty is right is scary.
what do you mean right
AgustínJr Castorena Mass job loss could cause a rise in crime because people would be desperate.
Garrett Croslin oh true so better arm your selfs
@@GarrettCroslin everyone knew that though
@@unspecifiied3627 I never really thought much about it because I live in a rural area with pretty much no crime. I never considered the fact that the pandemic could cause enough desperation for people average to want to steal. After hearing Rusty mention it, I realized how likely that could become a reality.
Rusty: Lock your doors and windows.
Me: *Looks at sword next to me looks at unlocked kitchen window over sink full of dishes* I think I'm safe, no one wants to land in a sink full of dishes (mostly made of glass).
What if...
Rusty is the one robbing homes!
1:06 LOCK YOUR *D O O R S*
Home invader: *Stumbles into random house and sees nooses, knives, and rat epoxies* Aw shit
Bell Sell yeah raiding rusty is like the WORST choice
"this HAS to be the frat party! Best birthday ever!!!"
Rusty that game where you build blades have used the final knife game song in one of their advertisements just thought you'd like to know.
I love seeing the comments that say **”OmG HE iS sOooOoOooO RAcISt beCaUSe hE maDe tHE RobbER bLAkC OMG OmG”**
rusty a month later: *you guys is so funny lol. Anyways dude was black.*
8:01 oh ok, wait no, no dont do it, no, NOOOO, oh.. ok then
I had the same reaction
"Is this where the frat party is"
"Yeah man come on in"
"uhhh"
Rusty: raiding, raid, raiiiiii
Me: RAID SHADWO LEGENDS
Rusty: Raycon
thats the reason why you get dogs.
first of all, they are cute as fuck.
second of all, they hear shit. if someone is walking in my driveway there are two super cute dogs going absolute mayhem. i guess people think twice if they want to enter a house where dogs are running around, they are basically a living boobytrap. not going to say my dogs would attack an intruder, but i doubt they would want to try out if they do