Kingsman: The Golden Circle Movie Review

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  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz Před 6 lety +3667

    if i had a mystery diner for every time i saw a Pulp Fiction poster in someone's room i'd be Charles Stiles

    • @dracomight
      @dracomight Před 6 lety +97

      Marc Alcatraz God damn it, these Charles stiles jokes always get me.

    • @HaneeFannee
      @HaneeFannee Před 6 lety +119

      It's a standard in the "CZcams Film Student/Critic" backdrop, tbf.

    • @AnimosityIncarnate
      @AnimosityIncarnate Před 6 lety +7

      H K but like friends and family have it and that's a lot of likes so I guess everyone just loves pulp fiction

    • @Frankenbutt99
      @Frankenbutt99 Před 6 lety +51

      *_R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E_*

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 Před 6 lety +11

      Marc Alcatraz It's a great poster. I have it myself.

  • @Apollo_Fontaine
    @Apollo_Fontaine Před 6 lety +2026

    "I'd rather see Colin Firth plough through 20 guys"
    -Ralph 2017

    • @Renogade
      @Renogade Před 6 lety +84

      Is that the plot of 'a single man'?

    • @Apollo_Fontaine
      @Apollo_Fontaine Před 6 lety +11

      Lmao yeah pretty close

    • @cherrycola1144
      @cherrycola1144 Před 6 lety +21

      Firth’s Girth

    • @ANoteToSelf
      @ANoteToSelf Před 6 lety +1

      Is plough English or something? As an American, I would've said plow. Lol

  • @dtinagliastudios
    @dtinagliastudios Před 6 lety +1435

    “British Gangsta”

    • @yaboyMAP
      @yaboyMAP Před 6 lety +58

      *Roadman

    • @dracson237
      @dracson237 Před 6 lety +17

      The Footy channel the ting goes skkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra

    • @its_A2BS
      @its_A2BS Před 6 lety +40

      chav isnt rlly part of the american lexicon i guess lol

    • @mattuiop
      @mattuiop Před 6 lety +7

      Basically chavs

    • @arthurhomewood9396
      @arthurhomewood9396 Před 6 lety +8

      They're called chavs over here

  • @creepdotoh
    @creepdotoh Před 6 lety +525

    To me this movie sounds like Kick Ass 2, where the satyrical edge of the first one is lost, and just becomes a dumber version of what it was satirizing in the first place.

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 Před 5 lety +30

      Holy shit, I actually just commented that just now. Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.

    • @hardleftturn7274
      @hardleftturn7274 Před 5 lety +30

      I bet that happens a lot. It’s difficult to make good sequels of satirical movies and it’s not even a new problem, the Austin powers movies are a perfect parallel to kingsmen, all they had to do was something like that, the 2nd and 3rd movies weren’t great, but they were watchable.

  • @succubastard1019
    @succubastard1019 Před 6 lety +1010

    This movie was good , but not pefect because, goddamn, it just needed a *zombie polar bear.*

    • @olofman300
      @olofman300 Před 6 lety +18

      DMB Exactly!

    • @didimean
      @didimean Před 6 lety +34

      They have wanted a damn zombie polar bear since the firSt movie - they should have the budget for one by Kingsman 3 though!
      Only thing is it will only be ~45 minutes ... Cause its more important then cohesive story telling :)

    • @succubastard1019
      @succubastard1019 Před 6 lety +3

      TrippyWolfGaming I see, you are a man of culture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @peytonwoody3445
      @peytonwoody3445 Před 6 lety +54

      They should of had:
      3 cameras in the kitchen
      5 cameras in the bar
      2 cameras in the dining hall
      4 cameras in the bathroom
      1 camera in the office
      4 cameras in the freezer
      3 cameras in the kitchen

    • @thomasjohnson1885
      @thomasjohnson1885 Před 6 lety +22

      DMB It needed the bad pussy

  • @barneythedinosaur4877
    @barneythedinosaur4877 Před 6 lety +844

    What is it with Mark Millar graphic novels getting an adaptation done by the same director who make the film massively successful and fucking up the franchise with the sequal. Seriously that's too specific to be a coincidence .

  • @finn_underwood
    @finn_underwood Před 6 lety +451

    Kingsman: The Golden Shower.
    ...cause it decides to piss all over the first film.

    • @dandydasyt4766
      @dandydasyt4766 Před 5 lety +4

      @@donaldjgumpofficial5754 New to the internet, ain't ya? Look it up on Urban dictionary. Heck, just look up the term.

    • @donaldjgumpofficial5754
      @donaldjgumpofficial5754 Před 5 lety

      @@dandydasyt4766 Thanks. I've never heard that term before.

    • @patrickpreston3904
      @patrickpreston3904 Před 4 lety +2

      Finn Underwood Good one☝️

  • @magik4353
    @magik4353 Před 6 lety +933

    Actually Ralph, Kingsman: The Golden Compass is a very intellectual movie for intellectuals such as myself. For instance, when the robot dogs are attacking Colin Firth and Elton John joins in because the dogs can't attack him, it symbolizes the fact that we blind ourselves from those more famous than us committing violence. Also, when Eggman puts the thing in the girl's thingy, he calls Princess Peach because he cares about their relationship, unlike you apparently. Also it's a message that if you do the weed, Julianne Moore will kill you and President Not Trump will be ok with it because you did the weed. Very important message for today's society. I give King's Quest 3: The Goblet of Fire 5 Mystery Diners out of 5.

  • @user-ww8gj1mt9o
    @user-ww8gj1mt9o Před 6 lety +667

    Shit man, this movie needs more Charles Styles, Mystery Diners

  • @chloek1182
    @chloek1182 Před 6 lety +147

    "This girl is the boyfriend" 9:40

    • @ENEN-tz6eg
      @ENEN-tz6eg Před 4 lety

      Try saying that as a joke in 2019

    • @chomosuke0720
      @chomosuke0720 Před 3 lety

      Try saying that as a joke in 2021

    • @Dubstone
      @Dubstone Před 2 lety

      Try saying that as a joke in 2022

  • @Swaggerpede
    @Swaggerpede Před 6 lety +396

    Kingsman taught me that sometimes good people die. When Colin firth's character died I had every expectation for i'm to come back. and he didn't. That was the cold reality that faced me and i learned to deal with the consequences. The fact that they couldn't deal with Colin firth dying in the first one to the point where they had to bring him back is just so disappointing. I've never seen this new film, and I'm just going to pretend that it doesn't exist.

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 Před 5 lety +32

      And another guy gets shot in the head and survives. Nothing has consequences anymore if we can just make characters not be dead.

    • @nathankincaid9814
      @nathankincaid9814 Před 5 lety +16

      Too bad merin, another beloved character, gets blown to shit in the second one.

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 Před 5 lety +25

      Yeah, same here. It's so childish, but boy oh boy do I *NOT* want to ruin my opinion on the first film. It kind of reminds me of what happened to Kickass (coincidentally directed by this films director too). The first was really good, in my opinion, but the second sucked so much cock it almost contaminated the first.

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah, I absolutely hated that they did that. And to make it EVEN WORSE they went and killed off Roxy!!

    • @joshanmeisce611
      @joshanmeisce611 Před 5 lety

      Nathan Kincaid yeah but they were gunna keep him alive with only losing his legs but audiences didn’t like that

  • @ThiccInk
    @ThiccInk Před 6 lety +1057

    The worst scene is at the end where some random dude points at the crack he was smoking and yells "I am never touching that again." You don't just stop doing crack. It's called an addiction, you can't just stop.

    • @JohnDoe-iw1mz
      @JohnDoe-iw1mz Před 6 lety +91

      maybe he's only saying that at the heat of the moment?????

    • @drunkenactionfigureunboxin5138
      @drunkenactionfigureunboxin5138 Před 6 lety +11

      Whoa, how would you know?

    • @jeremiahbaugh8195
      @jeremiahbaugh8195 Před 6 lety +47

      I thought it was weed and they just didn't know how to use a pipe properly? Cause there was the huge bag of weed earlier in the living room

    • @angespice
      @angespice Před 6 lety +3

      Ben Schaal that's probably a joke

    • @Dawnbreaker884
      @Dawnbreaker884 Před 6 lety +24

      Yea, you can just stop lol. How do you think people kick addiction? Think.

  • @sarads7877
    @sarads7877 Před 6 lety +148

    My god, i laugh every time i see that scene in stardust... robert de niro is awesome

  • @arllyfat_cat9678
    @arllyfat_cat9678 Před 6 lety +1083

    Also Ralph cool background.

  • @ldon1235
    @ldon1235 Před 6 lety +132

    + Roxy
    -Harry
    I hate how they killed roxy

    • @edwells8963
      @edwells8963 Před 5 lety +27

      Knowing Kingsman, she's not really dead, and they have a magic gel for disintegration too.

  • @TheDubstepLemon
    @TheDubstepLemon Před 6 lety +28

    You called him "The dude from Narcos", even though you have the Stark banner in the background. HE'S PRINCE OBERYN

  • @dylanfoster7037
    @dylanfoster7037 Před 6 lety +161

    nah, that spy movie from Adam Sandler was so bad it's good. there's this scene where they beat a fish to death and it goes on for like a minute and it's a spritual experience. that's all I can say.

    • @bhq3860
      @bhq3860 Před 6 lety +7

      What's the full name of the movie? Sounds like a masterpiece

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu Před 6 lety +15

      G M C "You don't mess with the Zohan" I think

    • @charleynewman5057
      @charleynewman5057 Před 6 lety +3

      YDMWTZ came out in theatres back in 2008. It's a great movie.

    • @eratinuwu1952
      @eratinuwu1952 Před 6 lety +1

      Dylan Foster That sounds kind of amazing.

    • @Daniel6254
      @Daniel6254 Před 6 lety +11

      Its actually the only Adam Sandler movie i found funny because it was so bizarre

  • @padaman1978
    @padaman1978 Před 6 lety +146

    Holy shit. A new background. Nice.

  • @thebeatlesgirl909
    @thebeatlesgirl909 Před 6 lety +254

    "Cringe-worthy" is the perfect way to describe this movie.

  • @MakeVarahHappen
    @MakeVarahHappen Před 6 lety +46

    I actually found the president character to more be a parody of Reagan's war on drugs and grey hair(or Bush Jr. with his accent). He honestly looked nothing like Trump to me.

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149

    If Elton John doesn't sing Crocodile Rock in this movie, I'm not seeing it.

    • @Iponamann
      @Iponamann Před 6 lety +103

      There's a starman waiting in the sky dude can you please stop following me around every god damn channel I go to I see you and it's making me afraid

    • @GewoonRood
      @GewoonRood Před 6 lety +11

      There's a starman waiting in the sky first melon now here?

    • @bumfricker2487
      @bumfricker2487 Před 6 lety +30

      I think it would be better if he sang "Rocket Man" tbh

    • @otterhero6229
      @otterhero6229 Před 6 lety +13

      There's a starman waiting in the sky your username is fantastic mate

    • @rkrokberg
      @rkrokberg Před 6 lety +3

      OH MY GOOOOOOOD! You again

  • @fluffyzombeh
    @fluffyzombeh Před 6 lety +339

    My friend asked why should she listen to Ralph's opinions about movies and I couldn't believe it. He's a movie maker it's right there in his name. Nobody lies about shit on the internet.

    • @vicdansanch
      @vicdansanch Před 6 lety +45

      Rowvi the Bad he actually makes movies tho

    • @OmGitsMarijaME
      @OmGitsMarijaME Před 6 lety +18

      are you dumb, he literally makes movies and you dont even have to make movies to review them

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 Před 6 lety +7

      Mimi m Irony

    • @microusb118
      @microusb118 Před 6 lety +2

      Mimi m you’re a fucking idiot

    • @fluffyzombeh
      @fluffyzombeh Před 6 lety +8

      Mimi M it's supposed to be sarcasm, uh it explains why there are so many votes. In fact I love Ralph's videos and his opinions and this is hilarious but a misunderstanding.

  • @MatildyMatilduh666
    @MatildyMatilduh666 Před 6 lety +358

    To be fair, there was no way in hell they could've topped that incredible church scene in the first movie so this movie would've fell flat no matter what.

    • @tejassinha3283
      @tejassinha3283 Před 6 lety +5

      mattiesensei666 nice profile pic

    • @havoren
      @havoren Před 6 lety +15

      It doesn’t help that the movie has offensive political propaganda and shitty SJW messages forced in.

    • @CartoonWarStudios
      @CartoonWarStudios Před 5 lety +4

      havoren lol ????

    • @havoren
      @havoren Před 5 lety +5

      +CartoonWarStudios
      lol what? There actually WAS political propaganda in Kingsman: The Golden Circle pandering to the idiot SJWs out there who DON’T understand how politics work. The proof is in the scene of the president (representing Donald Trump) telling his cronies to let the drug users die, and then the movie tells us that it’s okay to use drugs. Like FUCK YOU movie!
      And I HATE being one of those people who calls this movie offensive and SJW propaganda since drooling retards now use it towards the new Star Wars movies just because a girl is a lead. But I’m one of those people.....because the movie is THAT terrible!

    • @vinicinfodexota5083
      @vinicinfodexota5083 Před 5 lety +17

      Don't think people hate TLJ because rey is the main character, people hate it because it's terrible, its like they traded roles, kylo has development, rey its the same all 2 movies, she is like a genius for no reason lul

  • @BigGeekEmpire
    @BigGeekEmpire Před 6 lety +150

    Pulp Fiction poster? Are you trying to be a cliche college film student?

  • @gianlucagiordimaina8794
    @gianlucagiordimaina8794 Před 6 lety +72

    At this point I think Trent Reznor has probably funded his retirement off of Ralph's videos.

    • @gianlucagiordimaina8794
      @gianlucagiordimaina8794 Před 6 lety

      copyright...

    • @troymacdonald6197
      @troymacdonald6197 Před 6 lety

      josemaria calderon The backing music

    • @trevorreznik7598
      @trevorreznik7598 Před 6 lety +2

      Both Ghosts amd The Slip are part of the Creative Commons which means they are free to use in anything, probably that's why he uses them in every video so he doesn't have to worry about music copyright ever. That said NIN and Reznor's other works are amazing so I'm glad I hear them during he's reviews.

    • @gianlucagiordimaina8794
      @gianlucagiordimaina8794 Před 6 lety +1

      Sweet. I didn't know that. Those albums are both really underrated imo.

    • @mainsmain
      @mainsmain Před 6 lety +1

      Trent has an Oscar and Johnny Depp hasnt

  • @samland9570
    @samland9570 Před 6 lety +79

    Hearing Ralph say "British gangsta" made my morning

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 Před 4 lety +11

    When he mentioned Colin firth studying butterflies.... I realized I've actually seen this movie and I've completely forgotten about it

  • @CaptmagiKono
    @CaptmagiKono Před 6 lety +22

    "Hey guys, we made a successful parody movie that actually become something of its own because of the charm and differences we added. Let's make a second one that does not use anything that made the first one good and forget about that whole parody thing!" Good fucking job there, guys.

  • @BrownEyePinch
    @BrownEyePinch Před 6 lety +209

    Kingsman The Golden Shower

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer Před 6 lety +18

      Sequel to Kingsman: The Sexual Service

    • @user-nc4cx9pk7c
      @user-nc4cx9pk7c Před 6 lety +5

      Dave G you talking about that awkward tent sex scene? Lol

  • @JRMusic933
    @JRMusic933 Před 6 lety +76

    I was kinda looking forward to this, damn.

    • @arthive2435
      @arthive2435 Před 6 lety +7

      Watch the movie and form your own opinion.

    • @LightShooters
      @LightShooters Před 6 lety +1

      I love Ralph but don't let his strong opinions deter you from the movie. Watch it for yourself. There is a lot of entertainment to be had.

  • @MaskedWolfqueenofmasks
    @MaskedWolfqueenofmasks Před 6 lety +152

    Funny, a kingsman commercial was just on

  • @robertvetter454
    @robertvetter454 Před 6 lety +21

    I personally love this movie but I do really like ralphs channel and I respect his opinion

  • @pergproductions
    @pergproductions Před 6 lety +68

    The first movie was based off solid source material (Mark Millar's graphic novel) but they just had to make stuff up for the sequel since there was no second graphic novel. With that context, it's not surprising that the film was a bit of a mess.

    • @KawaiiDansu
      @KawaiiDansu Před 6 lety +1

      pergproductions Just like The Princess Diaries 2 bruh

    • @Gerald-of-Riviera
      @Gerald-of-Riviera Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@KawaiiDansuI'm five years late but I've been seeing memes recently of people actually wanting a third because the actors haven't aged. 😂

  • @MangaChibiAnime
    @MangaChibiAnime Před 6 lety +215

    Your skin is actually glowing?? Can we please get a skin routine????

  • @davieduckett
    @davieduckett Před 4 lety +9

    "I'd rather watch Colin Firth plow through 20 guys"
    - Ralph Sepe

  • @thedrewdog
    @thedrewdog Před 6 lety +213

    I gave it a 6.5/10. It was fun, but I never forgave them for spoiling Firth's resurrection, and they ran that damn Elton John cameo into the ground. I don't want another one of these, this was like Men in Black II to me.

    • @thatguynamedskyy6756
      @thatguynamedskyy6756 Před 5 lety +12

      thatonedrewguy, but men in Black 3 was amazing, so Kingsman 3 could be too

    • @primeape99
      @primeape99 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah I agree wholeheartedly

    • @kalabaster357
      @kalabaster357 Před 5 lety

      @@mrbreadstick6560 hell it sure ain't quiet

    • @acenace24
      @acenace24 Před 5 lety

      That is a fair grade. It's not an awful movie, I'm sure there are things everyone can enjoy, but it does not deserve to even be compared to the first. Killing off Roxy early in the movie was terrible. I can understand and respect when a movie goes for a surprise death to get a reaction from an audience, just look at Harry getting shot in the first film, but the way it was done just wasn't worth losing a good character. Eggsy being with the Princess was hot garbage, like Ralph said, he should have fucked around basically unless they were going to put him with Roxy.
      Poppy wasn't an awful villain, she just wasn't developed enough for us to either like or hate her. When you have Sam Jackson for the first film I don't really expect the second to have a better bad guy. The Statesman part didn't really bug me, I just felt that their involvement was smashed into the movie too sloppily. I was also okay with Harry's use in the movie. They really backed themselves into a corner with Harry getting shot in the first film so I can forgive them for trying to make a decent narrative for his return. Then there is Elton John... I admit that for me he had the funniest part of the movie when he said, "What have you done to me you fucking bitch"!? However they should have used him for just 1 or 2 scenes. His inclusion in so much of the film made it go from funny to cringe=worthy.
      I still hope they make a third film, but without some of the strong characters from the first and second film I can't see it turning out as a good film.

    • @RStoelinga
      @RStoelinga Před 5 lety

      The writer said it’s supposed to become a trilogy

  • @nateofnathan8297
    @nateofnathan8297 Před 6 lety +150

    Nothing will ever be as good as the bye bye and I'm not gonna say the last part cause he'll come for me

    • @fripptricky5099
      @fripptricky5099 Před 6 lety +51

      DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT

    • @juckoosaurus
      @juckoosaurus Před 6 lety +5

      dont saaay it
      dont think it

    • @esaw7067
      @esaw7067 Před 6 lety +6

      BYE BYE MAN!!!

    • @pureevil9496
      @pureevil9496 Před 6 lety

      Dylan Wages
      God damn it lmao

    • @arkham7727
      @arkham7727 Před 6 lety +2

      Nateofnathan but you thought it.
      You thought you didn't think it but you thought wrong.
      You thought the thought you thought you didn't think.

  • @brutallyhonest7226
    @brutallyhonest7226 Před 6 lety +281

    So basically......Kingsmen 2
    is the adult version of spy kids?

    • @BLUEJAYMusic1994
      @BLUEJAYMusic1994 Před 6 lety +7

      Brutally Honest holy shit yes

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu Před 6 lety +19

      Implying spy kids was bad? The audiences and critics loved that movie when it came out.

    • @brutallyhonest7226
      @brutallyhonest7226 Před 6 lety +56

      i should have been more explicit on the detail's
      spy kids 4

    • @AnimeLover-po2nu
      @AnimeLover-po2nu Před 6 lety +27

      Brutally Honest Oh yeah...
      we don't talk about that one.

    • @meetthebonk155
      @meetthebonk155 Před 6 lety +5

      Brutally Honest do you think... god stays in heaven, because he is afraid of what he has created

  • @SantiagoGarcia-mj2vg
    @SantiagoGarcia-mj2vg Před 6 lety +46

    The joke is that Elton John is Elton John 😂

  • @vader1178
    @vader1178 Před 6 lety +42

    9:41 Don't you mean "The Girl is the GIRLFRIEND of.."
    UNSUBSCRIBING RALPH!!!

  • @connorcorcoran7861
    @connorcorcoran7861 Před 6 lety +225

    Damn Ralph...... this was a good review but you didn't have to call Colin Firth the N word 30 times

  • @SammyBlanny
    @SammyBlanny Před 6 lety +161

    16:16 (not defending this hot garbage movie in any way) But the British Kingsmen are a caricature, you'd be hard pressed to find anybody in England who acted and dressed like The Kingsmen. Even the "Chavs" are very family friendly versions, they don't look working-class at all. All tthe characters in Kingsmen, at least in my opinion, are over the top exaggerations

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 Před 6 lety +1

      this

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 Před 6 lety +8

      They were at least a bit less in your face about the parody. If you saw a Kingsman walking down the street, you'd see a dude in a classy suit and glasses holding an umbrella. They're a stereotype, yes, but they appear normal enough to the general British populous for it to be believable that they're an actually secret service. The Statesmen are just too blatant in their stereotypical gimmicks. I mean, there's a poster that implies that the whip is to a Statesman as an umbrella is to a Kingsman. Someone carrying a whip on their belt isn't exactly a normal sight, even in the American south. Hell, it'd be more normal if they just carried umbrellas like the Kingsmen.

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 Před 6 lety

      +Eddie at The LMV Or they just wanted to push the, "Classy British Spy," trope as far as they reasonably could without making it seem too dumb?

    • @Crampsam
      @Crampsam Před 6 lety

      Sam Blanchard Thanks so much for writing this, had to be said

    • @travishimebaugh8381
      @travishimebaugh8381 Před 6 lety +2

      Movies portray people about as accurately as they do physics. Both agencies are meant to be overblown parodies of their respective countries' perceptions of gentlemen, although why "American gentlemen" equates to "Deep South gentlemen" I have no idea. I guarantee you Texas isn't the London of America.

  • @spikethegodposter1293
    @spikethegodposter1293 Před 6 lety +43

    9:40 what the girl is the boyfriend

  • @SaraH-jn5db
    @SaraH-jn5db Před 4 lety +24

    When they killed Merlin I almost walked out of the theater. He was the best character in the second movie and they killed him for absolutely no reason every scene without him sucked

  • @Faliat
    @Faliat Před 6 lety +84

    Wait, what? He has to have sex to input a tracking device? Do they not remember the ways they listened in on and tracked people in the first movie? Also, how the hell can you listen to a conversation from down there? Also, that area is sensitive as hell. She would feel it. I was still interested in seeing this movie up to when you described that plot point. That is soooo stupid.

    • @Zhaife
      @Zhaife Před 6 lety +31

      it's microscopic and travels through her bloodstream, it's not like he shoved a walkie talkie in there

    • @Faliat
      @Faliat Před 6 lety +23

      Zhaife That's even MORE stupid. How can you hear what somebody's saying through their bloodstream? Also, microscopic or not, she would feel it. Especially if it somehow gets into her bloodstream that way. If it's microscopic and travels through mucous membranes, why not implant it orally through kissing? The more you think about it, the worse it gets!
      But considering all they needed to track and listen in on people in the first film were sticky microphones and bugged top hats, this seems seriously unnecessary.

    • @lemonade5299
      @lemonade5299 Před 6 lety +4

      it's funny see how people get mad just for sex scenes.

    • @Faliat
      @Faliat Před 6 lety +25

      It's funny how people automatically assume those that criticise a sex scene do so because it's sex.
      One of my favourite movies is Sympathy For Mr.Vengeance and that has a sex scene in it where people communicate through sign language about how they kidnap and ransom a child.
      Inputting a microscopic tracking and bugging device through the vagina like there's not easier and way more effective ways to do it is what I'm mad at.
      Hell, if they had to use that device specifically, they could've figured out a way to get it into her nose, eye or mouth no problem (all having mucous membranes and more able to pick up somebody speaking). Way less time consuming. But nah. There's got to be some stupid drama with the princess girlfriend that shouldn't even be there because she was supposed to be just a one-time bum sesh and nothing more.

    • @TheBoxOfCreativity
      @TheBoxOfCreativity Před 6 lety +1

      Faliat They dont listen to it, but tracks her

  • @MrDe4dGuy34
    @MrDe4dGuy34 Před 6 lety +159

    This reminds me of Kick Ass 2. The first one was a unique and interesting action film with good characters and a fun plot. However, the sequel ruined that by being nothing more than a hyper violent gun fest with atrocious humor. Yeah, don't give Matthew Vaughn a sequel. He's a "One and Done" type.

    • @diablito301
      @diablito301 Před 6 lety +29

      Connor Flaherty he didn't direct kick-ass 2

    • @MrDe4dGuy34
      @MrDe4dGuy34 Před 6 lety +22

      Awesomesaxdude True, but he was one of the film's producers. He had his hand in it and the film turned out similar to how Ralph described Kingsman 2.

  • @ashjotunthor5550
    @ashjotunthor5550 Před 4 lety +1

    This video is almost 2 years old and I'm still happy you watched Kingsman 2 for me.

  • @RG-lo3wf
    @RG-lo3wf Před 5 lety +5

    i'm so glad someone is finally giving stardust the attention it deserves

  • @cutthroatnin3833
    @cutthroatnin3833 Před 6 lety +87

    CLINT GOOD
    TRUM BAD
    I CLAP

    • @ratinatorfilms6098
      @ratinatorfilms6098 Před 6 lety +16

      CutThroatNin3 Neither of them were good. Reguardless, the left's response to trump's presidency has been hilarious

    • @vario6492
      @vario6492 Před 6 lety +10

      CLIT GOOD
      RUMP BAD

    • @why5830
      @why5830 Před 6 lety +3

      drumpf resigned!

    • @bennygohome4576
      @bennygohome4576 Před 6 lety

      Americlaps.mp4

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 Před 3 lety

      Trump protecting for to china you bitchboy

  • @asteng454
    @asteng454 Před 6 lety +105

    But Ralph..... THEY GOT T

  • @OceanHedgehog
    @OceanHedgehog Před 5 lety +9

    When you point out Stardust as being an excellent film, I know that this is going to be a good review.

  • @dandydasyt4766
    @dandydasyt4766 Před 5 lety +8

    It's really simple Ralph. I've narrowed down the entire sequel Formula:
    First movie: Satirical material that parodies it's source while dancing around the troupes by either overplaying it to the max or acknowledging it.
    profit
    Sequel: fully embracing the troupes and cliché because they missed the point of the original's success cause " if they liked it the first time around, Then they'll definitely love it even more if we double it".

  • @kais5348
    @kais5348 Před 6 lety +380

    Damn, this is really upsetting, i know most of the comments are joked but this is genuinely really disappointing, Kingsman: The Secret Service was one of my favorite movies because of how different, and funny and unique it was and its such a shame that all of that has been forgotten in this movie.

    • @jonnoweb
      @jonnoweb Před 6 lety +5

      Kai S Same.

    • @Johnny-ux7yi
      @Johnny-ux7yi Před 6 lety +38

      Don't listen to him. see the movie for yourself.

    • @tanathaku8420
      @tanathaku8420 Před 6 lety +5

      Kai S it's coz the first one was British based and the sequel is like US thrown in

    • @JoshBlanksby
      @JoshBlanksby Před 6 lety +6

      Kai S To state that it has all been forgotten without watching the movie for yourself is strange. Nothing Ralph said is objectively true, judge for yourself.

    • @ArcherV
      @ArcherV Před 6 lety +15

      Well why don't you watch it and judge yourself. I watched and found it pretty good, not as amazing as the first but not horrible as described in this interview

  • @XShrike0
    @XShrike0 Před 6 lety +42

    It sounds like this is a typical sequel. Just remaking the first film and in doing so undoing major events. It was a bad sign when they were showing Colin Firth in the trailers.

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 Před 5 lety +1

      Actually, to be fair, the plot is very different to the original Kingsman, even though they recreate the bar scene.
      But it’s still nowhere near as good.

  • @alexman378
    @alexman378 Před 6 lety +114

    I feel like the Statesmen are similar to the stereotypical British Kingsmen though. Like, the British stereotype is that they're very well dressed, absurdly polite, carry an umbrella around, etc. I've been in Britain, they're not like that. So the American version would be the cowboy stereotype. Why's that a bad thing?

    • @CommanderStudios
      @CommanderStudios Před 6 lety +13

      hes just saying it to get more americans pissed at the British kingsmen becuase this guy is an idiot

    • @brendanmccabe8373
      @brendanmccabe8373 Před 6 lety +3

      Alexander Angelus because that is the typical James Bond type thing

    • @baishihua
      @baishihua Před 6 lety +51

      Alexander Angelus
      It is more like for Statemen, those stereotypes were literally the whole character, while for Kingsmen, that style is more for aesthetic, and you can still see human beings within these people. Cliches can be there to serve as dressing, but not as the whole thing.

    • @LoganAKASpiderhands
      @LoganAKASpiderhands Před 6 lety +16

      Because using stereotypes to help the audience to identify a nationality of a character is lazy.

    • @TripleDeckerSupreme
      @TripleDeckerSupreme Před 6 lety +5

      Soul Sniper Studios Or maybe it’s because in comparison to the Kingsmen, the Statesmen are too over-stereotyped?

  • @00KiryuZero00
    @00KiryuZero00 Před 6 lety +32

    As a big fan of the first movie, I put of watching the review until I had seen it myself and formed my own opinions.
    And I have to say I agree with everything you said Ralph.
    GOOD GOD was it bad! It fucked up *everything* the only thing I liked were some of the action shots, but yeah, the country music ruined that too.
    I just wanted to see more of the other Kingsman, maybe see what happened to his mom and sister, but nope the movie decides to kill off literally everyone interesting and replace them with coyboys. ugh.
    You know it's bad when the whole theater simultaniously groaned multiple times throughout the movie.

  • @michaeltaylor258
    @michaeltaylor258 Před 6 lety +96

    I'm actually curious what your thoughts about the movie IT are. A review on that would be really interesting.

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels Před 6 lety +7

      Michael Taylor it was a great movie. If you liked the book, and are not attached to the miniseries with tim curry, you're gonna like it. Skarsguard played the character perfectly, if you read the book. Again, if you're attached to tim curry 's performance, you'll find his performance to be vastly different.

    • @kennethlatorre5269
      @kennethlatorre5269 Před 6 lety +1

      Michael Taylor
      It was a very good movie in my opinion. Honestly, the movie wasnt scary, but very suspenceful.

    • @deathstroke994
      @deathstroke994 Před 6 lety

      Ralph said that It was total shit.

  • @phantomduelist5030
    @phantomduelist5030 Před 6 lety +82

    Is anyone else annoyed that the picture of the poster for Kingsman dosnt have the actors names lined up with the actor?

    • @slayer-22
      @slayer-22 Před 6 lety +10

      Megasabertoothtiger V2 ...you saw the same video i did, didn't you?

    • @wolfyroars
      @wolfyroars Před 6 lety +6

      thats all movie posters though

    • @phantomduelist5030
      @phantomduelist5030 Před 6 lety +1

      wolfyroars this one is do easy to do though. It's only two guys. And They're standing next to each other.

    • @StoneEdge555
      @StoneEdge555 Před 6 lety +2

      They do it for every movie, it's to do with billing.

    • @michaelotis223
      @michaelotis223 Před 6 lety

      Austin McConnell mentioned something like that recently...Dude is my 2nd fav CZcamsr to Ralph

  • @doctorhandsome
    @doctorhandsome Před 6 lety +4

    Ralph, your perspicacity belies your tender age. Keep up the good work, my man.

  • @pureevil9496
    @pureevil9496 Před 6 lety +7

    As a Southern man, your accent is my favorite part of this review.

  • @spacewaifuu
    @spacewaifuu Před 6 lety +231

    It sounds like those european movies with a very brittish sense of humour ruined it by an american remake with the humour of movies like American Pie or Scary Movie. Only that in this case it was ruined by the brittish people themselves.

  • @linocardozo2515
    @linocardozo2515 Před 6 lety +42

    24 minutes? Or this is too good or extremely bad...

  • @zero-fj3pj
    @zero-fj3pj Před 6 lety +19

    Reminds me of how Pacific Rim is one of my favourite movies of all time and I fuckin hate the sequel.

    • @samanthafriginal3705
      @samanthafriginal3705 Před 5 lety +1

      The sequel was a fucking disgrace to the first one. It shouldn't even have a part 2 since they already fixed the problem in th first movie

    • @3coldcapricorn227
      @3coldcapricorn227 Před 4 lety

      Astr3a can’t have seen that many films like

  • @glitterandthorns
    @glitterandthorns Před 5 lety +3

    Super excited to see people talking up "Stardust"! I LOVE that movie 💫

  • @DangerousMuteLunatic
    @DangerousMuteLunatic Před 6 lety +152

    Fuck.
    I was so fucking excited for this and then the reviews started pouring in.

    • @Johnny-ux7yi
      @Johnny-ux7yi Před 6 lety +9

      Remain excited and hopeful. you might as well enjoy it because see it for yourself.

    • @1234Blunty
      @1234Blunty Před 6 lety +16

      Don't rely on reviews. I went to see it last night, it's not as good as the first movie but it's still very enjoyable, just go see it for yourself!

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 Před 6 lety +3

      Real gut punch this turned out to be. I had no real reason to feel worried about how this film would turn out, based on the trailers, and yet it ended up being this massive fucking train wreck. It's legitimately shocking, to be honest.

    • @psyched.shelby5391
      @psyched.shelby5391 Před 6 lety

      Super Mutant Sam and Mas i know. I honestly thought a kingsman sequel would be a safe bet but this sequel is practically hot garbage

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 Před 6 lety

      +GainedSalmon 3 Maybe if you watched the entirety of Ralph's review and listened to all of his arguments instead of picking out just two of them you'd have a better idea of why people think that the movie's crap.
      Also, if I'm not supposed to listen to the critics, then why should I listen to you? What makes YOUR word more trustworthy than Ralph's?

  • @bsgold1329
    @bsgold1329 Před 6 lety +23

    I completely agree, saw it yesterday and all these points really dragged it down. It was rather boring I started noticing all the Apple product placement. All the good guys devices are Apple, apart from the watches, which are another companies, so when they stop the movie dead (again) to give Colin Firth a watch, not explain anything about the watch it was just why?

  • @verycoolguy3457
    @verycoolguy3457 Před 5 lety +1

    I’m in love with your LED lights and brick wall.

  • @MishibishiSwag
    @MishibishiSwag Před 6 lety +2

    THANK YOU FOR THE POINT ABOUT ROXY GETTING KILLED IN SUCH A PATHETIC WAY! I paused the movie and just sat there looking at the tv for 5 minutes trying to work out if I had actually seen what I thought I had. That scene made me just switch off for the rest of the movie and given what I saw for the next 90 minutes I'm glad I did.

  • @linocardozo2515
    @linocardozo2515 Před 6 lety +10

    This is why you dont fuck with Mr. Darcy

  • @maxwellcomora8446
    @maxwellcomora8446 Před 6 lety +216

    Ralph, we get it, Hillary got the popular vote.

    • @ratinatorfilms6098
      @ratinatorfilms6098 Před 6 lety +56

      News flash: trump got elected almost a year ago and some people still need to GET OVER IT

    • @blodus4521
      @blodus4521 Před 6 lety +42

      Seriously im sick of politics getting inserted stupidly into everything nowadays.

    • @perciblejames268
      @perciblejames268 Před 6 lety +2

      Blodus I think the large majority are

    • @esaw7067
      @esaw7067 Před 6 lety +14

      Ikr, fk the left

    • @mchjsosde
      @mchjsosde Před 6 lety +6

      They were quoting Ralph's last video....

  • @SubliminaIMessages
    @SubliminaIMessages Před 6 lety +2

    9:40 "This girl is the boyfriend"
    "Good, good, got it, great, good!"

  • @lol-qk2fu
    @lol-qk2fu Před 6 lety +33

    “Filled with cliches”
    “Owns a Pulp Fiction poster and has a film that faded to black on a gunshot sound effect”

    • @rileygrannell7235
      @rileygrannell7235 Před 4 lety +2

      okay

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 Před 2 lety

      Golden Circle had a budget of over $100,000,000. That’s likely 99,996,000 more ways to subvert a cliche than Ralph had the liberty of doing.

  • @SlippyMcDervish
    @SlippyMcDervish Před 6 lety +8

    "It's so... good movie." A quote for the ages, that one.

  • @lucyclark7091
    @lucyclark7091 Před 6 lety +10

    The point about the kingsman being normal people compared to southerners in statesmen is a bit off. Kingsman was full of people who had a league, out of all the accents in Britain they chose a certain type which portrayed the upper class. Which is partly why egsy was looked down upon.

  • @thesulk23
    @thesulk23 Před 6 lety +1

    I went with a group of 15 people and everyone but me and one other person loved it
    Ralph, once again, you’ve turned the words in my heart into the words coming out of your mouth

  • @StrolledTuna
    @StrolledTuna Před 6 lety +3

    In the scene when everyone dies with missiles I was only sad about the pug

  • @TheMToThe7
    @TheMToThe7 Před 6 lety +122

    For those who just want it simple
    He gave it a 2/10

    • @jojockful007
      @jojockful007 Před 6 lety +8

      Wow that bad? Can't be worse than other movies that sucked this year? Or maybe because it was just a massive disappointment?

    • @TheMToThe7
      @TheMToThe7 Před 6 lety +3

      I haven't seen it so I'm not sure if it's that bad. Could be a case of sequelitis. On Ralph's "Movie I saw this year, he gave it a 2/10
      www.imdb.com/list/ls062873321/
      It's number 46

    • @Johnny-ux7yi
      @Johnny-ux7yi Před 6 lety

      Jeez. I refuse to believe that it can be that bad. besides, i stopped taking him seriously ever since he said that Wonder Woman, Avengers Age Of Ultron and Spectre sucked while i really enjoyed the living hell out of them.

    • @jordyn.w4129
      @jordyn.w4129 Před 6 lety +15

      Johnny1248 he didn't say Wonder Woman sucked he said Wonder Woman's ending sucked

    • @Miuranger1
      @Miuranger1 Před 6 lety +4

      +_________________________ but it sucks

  • @r3n3gad33
    @r3n3gad33 Před 6 lety +6

    "It ain't an easy grab, they got T!"

  • @nera9526
    @nera9526 Před 5 lety +1

    It honestly makes me so happy that he likes the movie Stardust, it's such a cute movie and everyone needs to watch it

  • @TheBoshman95
    @TheBoshman95 Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you for acknowledging Stardust.

  • @aquariusm.910
    @aquariusm.910 Před 6 lety +49

    F*ck i was excited about it but after hearing this welp....
    Im going to see the movie anyway but i really think this guy is right and it will make me sad if he is right...

    • @Johnny-ux7yi
      @Johnny-ux7yi Před 6 lety +6

      Don't listen to him. He said that Wonder Woman sucked while the movie was FUCKING awesome. See it for yourself and don't give a damn about others.

    • @DrowsyBean
      @DrowsyBean Před 6 lety +15

      no Wonder women was okay. Nothing fantastic and it collapses on itself

    • @jackstrydom5558
      @jackstrydom5558 Před 6 lety +11

      Johnny1248 Wonder Woman was everything but FUCKING awesome. If anything it was underwhelming.

    • @mspaintlive8995
      @mspaintlive8995 Před 6 lety +1

      Johnny1248 he liked it up till the end. Like most people so idk what your talking about

    • @Johnny-ux7yi
      @Johnny-ux7yi Před 6 lety +1

      Whatever i really liked Wonder Woman. ''You like trash'' NO, i liked cause i did. Wonder Woman was a well made film.

  • @darerecon4314
    @darerecon4314 Před 6 lety +228

    Where's IT

    • @paulm3727
      @paulm3727 Před 6 lety +6

      IT sucked.

    • @grapejuice8595
      @grapejuice8595 Před 6 lety +91

      Dare Recon He doesn't want to review it because he saw Pennywise kill T.

    • @purdster83
      @purdster83 Před 6 lety +7

      At the bottom of the 'Movie Version of Five Night's At Freddy's Loud Noise-Jump Scare-Fest iiiiiiit's SPOOKY!' pile. Where it belongs. It's terrible.

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 Před 6 lety +25

      It's wherever you left IT last.

    • @srinny
      @srinny Před 6 lety +9

      Dare Recon he might be making why IT sucks

  • @cypher237
    @cypher237 Před 5 lety +1

    I love your room! The brick wall & blue lights look sweet!

  • @QuicksliceFilms
    @QuicksliceFilms Před 6 lety +43

    Even by comparing the first Kingsman movie poster to this sequel it's so much more bland and empty, seems to sum the movie up pretty well.

  • @pollymahone9392
    @pollymahone9392 Před 6 lety +410

    If this movie IS bad at least we still got the lego ningago movie 😊😊😊😊😊

  • @mynameiscordelia
    @mynameiscordelia Před 6 lety +8

    Totally agree, I was really disappointed. I kept cringing so hard at most of the film. So so disappointed, I had such high expectations ugh

  • @SanityCentral
    @SanityCentral Před 6 lety +25

    My problem with the movie is that they killed off a lot of characters at the start, then brought harry back into the mix along with the statesmen and then do nothing with them. I feel like they could have done a lot more cool/funny things with the statesmen other than liquor jokes. and maybe have more than 1 statesmen actually do something. We were introduced to whiskey and tequila but only whiskey did shit and the other had to be frozen. why couldn't they do more with the statesmen? and why was whiskey's reason for breaking the antidote so weak? "2 meth heads killed my girlfriend, so now I want everyone who does drugs to die while I betray everyone I know" like wtf...

  • @HJKelley47
    @HJKelley47 Před 6 lety +15

    For the actors, at least it was a pay check. The Golden Circle was not an entertaining movie for me. I don't understand how a writer could be happy with the final product. For the named actors, it must have been a professional disappointment as well. Elton, dressed up in feathers, was not funny. Apart from profanity, he did not have much to say. I also do not understand the purpose for Halle Berry being in this movie. They could have used a newer actress, and provided her with a payday. I did enjoy the first Kingsman movie, and recently purchased a copy, however, the 2nd movie will not make into my movie collection. Different strokes for different folks, so for those who enjoyed the movie, OK.

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 Před 6 lety +50

    Are you going to do a Reel it in on IT?
    Because i really want to make a joke for "Reel IT in".

    • @jojockful007
      @jojockful007 Před 6 lety +2

      He said on Twitter he's not interested until maybe they release it on VOD

    • @battleupsaber462
      @battleupsaber462 Před 6 lety +1

      jojockful007 Really? That's a shame. I genuinely wanted to know his thoughts on that movie.

  • @majahawthorn7721
    @majahawthorn7721 Před 6 lety +6

    Ralph, you're one of the VERY FEW channels that's been an absolute joy to watch evolve. Seeing you grow in front (and behind) the camera has been great and I still can't believe how your videos have been so consistently good over the years - especially seeing as how young you were back when you started! I'm hooked for future content and movies!

  • @MrAlcazar
    @MrAlcazar Před 9 měsíci +1

    "Bloated," is the word I use to sum up this film. Even though a sequel wasn't necessary, this could've been almost as good as the first one, if the story had been more focused and the action and silliness toned down.

  • @raremusic2
    @raremusic2 Před 6 lety +280

    I thought it was okay, by no means equal to the first though. If you're watching this and haven't seen the movie yet, I recommend you give it a shot. Ralph makes some good points, but a 2/10 really doesn't seem fair to me.

    • @alexoelkers2292
      @alexoelkers2292 Před 6 lety +3

      I enjoyed this movie. But I could see where some people might view it as more of the same with out the creative spark that made the first one so awesome. Just the same if you enjoyed the first movie chances are you will enjoy the second.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Před 6 lety +10

      Rare Music #2 It was pretty terrible, not 2/10 terrible but still terrible

    • @floridamancode_e2673
      @floridamancode_e2673 Před 6 lety +5

      Yah I liked it. Not as much as the first but I thought it was an enjoyable movie.

    • @boobysr
      @boobysr Před 6 lety

      It was shit and no

    • @tzby8547
      @tzby8547 Před 6 lety

      I’d give the second a 4/10

  • @Vincent-kh3lu
    @Vincent-kh3lu Před 6 lety +4

    I really liked the first movie, I was going to see this one. Thanks for saving me Ralph daddy

  • @wampXs
    @wampXs Před 6 lety +36

    fuck, i can't believe it's that bad. well at least there's baby driver

    • @MacNCheesyMovies
      @MacNCheesyMovies Před 6 lety

      wampXs I saw Kingsman 2 and honestly Baby Driver did a lot of things that this movie should've done

    • @davidmoore8330
      @davidmoore8330 Před 6 lety +3

      It really isnt that bad not good 2 out of 10s unfair more like 5 or 6

  • @esyphillis101
    @esyphillis101 Před 6 lety

    The way the text rolls up while he continues talking is very David Lynchian :)

  • @sirrender3690
    @sirrender3690 Před rokem

    THANK YOU RALPH! This movie felt completely different from the first.

  • @jakesid1
    @jakesid1 Před 6 lety +7

    I had a great time watching this, once the completely absurd nature of both the style and humour clicked I was laughing more than the in the first film probably. Gonna be a divisive one.

  • @pearse1072
    @pearse1072 Před 6 lety +5

    A Ralph movie review a day (massive breath) keeps the doctor away

  • @phairecouchpotato3912
    @phairecouchpotato3912 Před 5 lety +28

    "I'd rather see Colin Firth plough through 20 guys"
    Edit:
    "I'd rather see Colin Firth plough 20 guys"

  • @hendrikoosthuizen4002
    @hendrikoosthuizen4002 Před 6 lety

    BRAH this review is hella-quick youre a damn machine chirning out these damn things like DAMN boy thank you a heap for doing stuff quick goodshit quick and good, thats you