Jonathan Majors Shouldn't Do Interviews

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  • čas přidán 22. 01. 2024
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    Hey Friends, here's part of my set from New York Comedy Club. Wanted to share my thoughts on Jonathan Majors, his allegations, secret recordings, and his obsession with finding Coretta Scott King.
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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  Před 4 měsíci +705

    Hi Friends! Thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in West Nyack, Burlington VT and Stamford CT. Tix are at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com

    • @sharitastinson109
      @sharitastinson109 Před 4 měsíci +12

      Josh, you stay in my feed and you never miss a topic! Love your comedy!!

    • @zavierwiley571
      @zavierwiley571 Před 4 měsíci +7

      You should fly up to Alaska!

    • @abigailwollam6894
      @abigailwollam6894 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Will be buying tickets anytime you’re coming around NE Ohio

    • @arcticridge
      @arcticridge Před 4 měsíci +6

      you're a good story teller, stay humble, keep it up, you got this

    • @mail4jim1
      @mail4jim1 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Your timing is beautiful! I love how you can go.. I know it ain't just me. Y'all saw it too right?
      You count on our shared sensibilities. You speak to things that we can relate to like....
      If it was me or, if you're like me,..
      You're a great writer and a great performer. Godspeed 💜

  • @ammieharrison
    @ammieharrison Před 4 měsíci +1217

    "If you need to secretly record anyone, break up with them."
    THANK YOU.

  • @Princess_Pixie
    @Princess_Pixie Před 4 měsíci +1221

    “I didnt know getting cheated on gives you superpowers” oh baby, I’ve crossed town ON FOOT to go curse out a guy.

    • @alee111
      @alee111 Před 4 měsíci +112

      Right!!! The indignation is a super power😂

    • @yesterdayitrained
      @yesterdayitrained Před 4 měsíci +129

      Yep! “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” is a saying for a reason!

    • @vergespierre4271
      @vergespierre4271 Před 3 měsíci +11

      That's cray,smh

    • @mmdrawifi
      @mmdrawifi Před 3 měsíci +47

      Why am i picturing you barefoot 😂😂😂😂

    • @3rdDegreeTVLLC
      @3rdDegreeTVLLC Před 3 měsíci +7

      😂😂😂😂

  • @CM-pf1xc
    @CM-pf1xc Před 4 měsíci +534

    I love how he humanizes all the people he tells stories about, he’s never disrespectful even really messed up ones.

  • @LuhRen
    @LuhRen Před 4 měsíci +988

    Josh's line about Majors looking like he's 46 from 1958 had me bust out laughing at work 😂🤣 it's so true!

    • @earl1394
      @earl1394 Před 4 měsíci +135

      Always said that man has that Civil Rights era face 🤣🤣🤣

    • @IvyAndBoAndMe
      @IvyAndBoAndMe Před 4 měsíci +15

      Same.😅😅😅

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Před 4 měsíci +34

      Which is what got him the part for “Lovecraft Country”

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 Před 4 měsíci +16

      He does have a very old look. I hate that he is so problematic😅

    • @starr970
      @starr970 Před 3 měsíci +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my boyfriend and I was watching lovecraft country the other day and he’s never seen it and he was like “how old he supposed to be?” I didn’t get the joke until I saw this and I haven’t stopped laughing since

  • @AKthewinner
    @AKthewinner Před 4 měsíci +2816

    She was keeping up with him like a cameraman on Maury 😂😂

  • @zorantaylor3190
    @zorantaylor3190 Před 4 měsíci +5218

    I mean, let's be fair here....."Be more like Coretta" DOES literally mean "be more tolerant about getting cheated on"....

    • @hadinuman6699
      @hadinuman6699 Před 4 měsíci +684

      she might be an unhinged drunk and an absolutely terrible girlfriend and partner for someone who wants to have a serious and public career, but she doesn't deserve to get cheated on. he could've dumped her instead of cheating, but he wanted that white gf status

    • @luffylength
      @luffylength Před 4 měsíci

      Y'all let the FBI kill this man then tell you he use to cheat on his wife with white women

    • @Badassoldwoman
      @Badassoldwoman Před 4 měsíci +121

      Ooooohhh. That hurts, but...

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- Před 4 měsíci +124

      ​@@hadinuman6699She was a terrible human being and an alcoholic. Can't blame him at all.

    • @favvors
      @favvors Před 4 měsíci +537

      @@TheBasher-_- nah you can totally blame him

  • @olivyae3057
    @olivyae3057 Před 4 měsíci +351

    I don't understand how he has the cadence of a seasoned veteran comedian, but he's still before his prime. Absolute living legend in the making.

    • @DJRenee
      @DJRenee Před 4 měsíci +27

      He has been around for a good while. His talent always showed, even in his early years.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Před 4 měsíci +25

      @@DJRenee That's true. The raw talent was there. But it's certainly been honed in the last few years. You can see he's much more comfortable onstage, and he navigates jokes with a relaxed ease he didn't have before. All of the greats have that level of intimacy and comfort with the crowd, which allows them to wax philosophical and riff freely. Just think of Carlin or Chappelle. And I get the feeling our man might be moving into their weight class. 🙂

    • @DJRenee
      @DJRenee Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@Drekromancer I can most certainly agree with that assessment

    • @vivsavagex
      @vivsavagex Před měsícem +1

      @@Drekromancer carlin or chappelle? gtfo. this guys a good speaker. but the jokes are severely lacking. making a slightly humorous observation is not the same as an actual joke.

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 Před 21 dnem

      facts..

  • @joguestin
    @joguestin Před 4 měsíci +258

    6:46 "If you need to secretly record anyone you are dating, break up with them" Josh Johnson

    • @AnubyssX
      @AnubyssX Před 3 měsíci

      The lady in the blue disagrees 🤣🤣🤣

  • @beefymcweefy
    @beefymcweefy Před 4 měsíci +1282

    "All that creed 3 and you don't know how to bob?" Lmfao😂

    • @TW4165
      @TW4165 Před 4 měsíci +20

      😂😂😂, I was done.

    • @jones4753
      @jones4753 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Would have left shorty in the dust 🤣

  • @richardwilliams3392
    @richardwilliams3392 Před 4 měsíci +2223

    I been watching this guy for years..he needs a Netflix special

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 4 měsíci +93

      He's on After Midnight on CBS tonight
      He's also a writer on The Daily Show
      I think spreading the news and watching those shows helps support him (in some small way)

    • @BrickInTheHead
      @BrickInTheHead Před 4 měsíci +51

      He also put out a special on peacock! Looks good, I don't have it tho

    • @natevanek2785
      @natevanek2785 Před 4 měsíci +55

      He writes for the Daily Show? He should be the damn host. He's doing current events on stage every night already.

    • @wifeofkhan9375
      @wifeofkhan9375 Před 4 měsíci +18

      I didn’t know he was a writer on the Daily Show. I agree with other commenters he should host.

    • @Aman_9612
      @Aman_9612 Před 4 měsíci +2

      exactly!!!

  • @Jamie-kl7ux
    @Jamie-kl7ux Před 4 měsíci +234

    This is the only person since Dave Chappele I've seen be so comfortable on stage. He takes his time with no fear and that's rare!

    • @mandyv7116
      @mandyv7116 Před 3 měsíci +18

      I think the same !! He reminds me of Dave with his timing and setup.

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe Před 3 měsíci +13

      Bonus points, he actually writes comedy, instead of slagging a minority group for easy, ignorant bullshit laughs. It'd be nice if Chappelle hadn't chosen to become a piece of shit, but he did. I wouldn't insult Josh with that comparison.

    • @BRENDAESQUIVELF
      @BRENDAESQUIVELF Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@MoonShadowWolfe completely agree

    • @tiffanyanderson9437
      @tiffanyanderson9437 Před 2 měsíci

      And he doesn't have to repeat a set like Dave. Josh has genius & grind!

    • @andrayday8064
      @andrayday8064 Před měsícem +5

      @@tiffanyanderson9437 He does repeat sets. Literally every comedian does that.

  • @Sahdirah
    @Sahdirah Před 4 měsíci +221

    Literally, as in *literally* literally, my jaw dropped and I *gasped* at “I AM A GREAT MAN.”

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 Před 4 měsíci +29

      I've never listened to the tapes so I heard it for the first time from Josh's mouth and my jaw dropped too, like dude, wow.

    • @boredbitch666
      @boredbitch666 Před 4 měsíci +25

      dude was making MLK speeches about being an actor like dude it ain't that deep

  • @xgreydovex
    @xgreydovex Před 4 měsíci +2029

    You just know Josh pulled punches with the Jonathan Majors bit. 😆 That little pause and giggle to himself... 'Let me not say something TOO wild...I might have to interact with him one day.'

    • @FYGUnkleUrple
      @FYGUnkleUrple Před 4 měsíci +162

      Man said “I ain’t tryna end up in Creed 4, lemme be careful.

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin Před 4 měsíci +101

      I adore that 'pause giggle' cause I do that too when I have a thought but also the presence of mind to go 'don't say that! It's funny but it's not appropriate!' 😸

    • @laketac
      @laketac Před 4 měsíci +38

      The pause & giggle is everything. Shows me he's careful about what he says😂❤❤

    • @lilshoota19
      @lilshoota19 Před 4 měsíci +19

      Naw he wanted to say more about that white woman but he can't

    • @jamardns77
      @jamardns77 Před 4 měsíci

      Y'all think he abused that white devil😂

  • @Keinish79
    @Keinish79 Před 4 měsíci +3222

    This man has been polishing his sense of humor for years now. Now he brandishes it like a scalpel.

    • @lindsaytoles2023
      @lindsaytoles2023 Před 4 měsíci +21

      💯💯💯

    • @Dolvey
      @Dolvey Před 4 měsíci +104

      Just discovered this guy and the amount of material he has is honestly baffling. I've watched hours of his stuff and haven't heard the same joke twice. I'm excited to see how he continues to grow

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry Před 4 měsíci +23

      not too many people brandish scalpels...

    • @robinmaibals1193
      @robinmaibals1193 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Definitely better than the ones where he's walking around like someone trying his best to recall a story to tell you. Maybe some people like comedians that sound like the kid from "Have you ever had a dream that..?".

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC Před 4 měsíci +26

      ​@@robinmaibals1193he writes like 20 minutes of new material a week, based on stuff that literally just happened days before. It's always gonna be hard to recall certain jokes and stories if you're doing it like that

  • @chrisarcher1146
    @chrisarcher1146 Před 4 měsíci +57

    Not just “46” but “46 from 1958” I love the attention to detail. If you ever write a fantasy novel, I expect the same dedication to the world-building

  • @clifb.3521
    @clifb.3521 Před 4 měsíci +61

    This is a master class on how to make something that’s “not funny“ ridiculously funny

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway Před 12 dny

      Oh the Humanity!
      Friends, if we can’t laugh about the human condition we prolly gonna explode: “he was such a quiet man…” 😂

  • @BriBlazing
    @BriBlazing Před 4 měsíci +577

    There really is so much middle ground between “be better” and Coretta lol

    • @kathymashalla4444
      @kathymashalla4444 Před 4 měsíci +11

      I got to this comment at the exact moment he said it!

    • @kojodakrow
      @kojodakrow Před 4 měsíci +4

      The analogy works - depending on who says it & the point in ascent to "power" you refer to. = "behind every great man." Would've been appropriate for Senator Obama to say something like that - had he found himself with the wrong woman (I bet he did to someone + thank God Michelle is - and has openly talked about steps she had to take to support his climb). Would be weird if some random average bloke said it tho, lol. Majors was a shooting star; he recognized she was the wrong one, but failed to pull the cord - likely thinking he could help her see where she had to be to be on the journey. ...and before y'all come for me: sometimes the shooting star is the woman!

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC Před 4 měsíci +14

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@kojodakrowHe said it. HIM. A rising actor. There’s no justification or cleaning that up. He ain’t who he thinks he is to be saying that.

    • @TheBlackAbstract
      @TheBlackAbstract Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@BijinMCMXC Why isn't he? Why are you dimming his light? This separates the average and the above average some of us DO and folks like you say it's impossible or say things like the latter.

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC Před 4 měsíci

      @@TheBlackAbstract Are you dumb? He ain’t no damn MLK! Miss me with that dimming his light shit 😂😂🤣

  • @aadi5564920
    @aadi5564920 Před 4 měsíci +1244

    I should just get all the current events from Josh. Like this is a WHOLE lot more entertaining and less depressing than the news

    • @sonjahattonfarr3487
      @sonjahattonfarr3487 Před 4 měsíci +12

      Truly.😂

    • @davidbusen545
      @davidbusen545 Před 4 měsíci +30

      This man is always topical. That also means that he rewrites his comedy material daily. Genius level!

    • @ChristineMarie29
      @ChristineMarie29 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Omg I was thinking the same thing Lolol too funny !

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb Před 4 měsíci +22

      The Daily Show should be calling

    • @Elle-gm9rt
      @Elle-gm9rt Před 4 měsíci +7

      Absolutely agree🤣

  • @davidwilhelm4091
    @davidwilhelm4091 Před měsícem +9

    This guy is so goddamn funny. He's one of a few comedians I've seen who are willing to take a minute to build the joke, rather than needing every other line to get a laugh. If that's what your act looks like, your audience is carrying you. They're laughing out of obligation. This? This is proper comedy.

  • @KhaleaMilligan
    @KhaleaMilligan Před 4 měsíci +174

    Lmfaoo "He look like he 46 from 1958" 😂😂 that had me dying

  • @smileytuna
    @smileytuna Před 4 měsíci +925

    If we lived in a just world Josh Johnson would be the next Daliy Show host

    • @kaylahunter8361
      @kaylahunter8361 Před 4 měsíci +37

      I've been thinking the same thing everytime I see his videos

    • @yrb5512
      @yrb5512 Před 4 měsíci +45

      Nope. Different format the daily TV host. He's in his lane and driving the correct speed. Netflix should be next 😎

    • @TooMuchBSToo
      @TooMuchBSToo Před 4 měsíci +29

      He wrote for it while Trevor was hosting. I think he would be a better fit than Trevor, but I don't think it would be close to Jon, still.

    • @liminaljay3311
      @liminaljay3311 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Literally just thinking that

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 Před 4 měsíci +28

      ​@@TooMuchBSTooI think he should keep writing and being in their skits but I think Roy should have been the new host

  • @constanceelliott2736
    @constanceelliott2736 Před 4 měsíci +919

    For the first time in my life, I actually CHOKED when you said that Jonathan Majors looked like he should be in sepia tones! You almost took me out with that one - I'm still crying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Decypha77
      @Decypha77 Před 4 měsíci +32

      😭😭😭😭 I am still crying. It's so true. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GeldarionTFS
      @GeldarionTFS Před 4 měsíci +69

      "46 from 1958" got me, dang was that specific

    • @maritzapierreaponte8538
      @maritzapierreaponte8538 Před 4 měsíci +19

      I had to Google that word. I couldn't laugh yet. 😂

    • @WaitAMinute1989
      @WaitAMinute1989 Před 4 měsíci +28

      As a graphic designer, this killed me too.

    • @SAnderson54
      @SAnderson54 Před 4 měsíci +26

      That joke was golden! 😂😂

  • @CH-hp6ow
    @CH-hp6ow Před 4 měsíci +132

    These sets of Josh Johnson just sitting down to talk about current events and being funny the whole time, which he seems to do regularly, are one of the few reasons I wish I was still living in NY. There aren't many comedians today that can do this so effortlessly

    • @terrahall5312
      @terrahall5312 Před měsícem

      Maybe the next Hassan Minaj without the overly dramatic pacing. I’d absolutely watch that show.

  • @superbaal
    @superbaal Před 4 měsíci +190

    The "He runs... he runs..." was a genius callback to the spontaneous "he ran... _he_ _RAN_ ..." laughs 😂

  • @derrickkirkman595
    @derrickkirkman595 Před 4 měsíci +291

    It sounds like she was hiding trying to catch him red handed, and fell asleep waiting 🤣🤣

    • @KevenSylvain
      @KevenSylvain Před 4 měsíci +4

      😂😅😂... eye Kan dig dat

    • @rantsallegedly
      @rantsallegedly Před 4 měsíci +7

      so true

    • @iunderstanphotography2780
      @iunderstanphotography2780 Před 4 měsíci +23

      I think so too. She partied and had drinks with the 3 people she met, while he checked in and slept at the hotel.
      How different would things have been if he saw her passed out, grabbed some clothes, and simply left?

    • @byanymeansnecessary9329
      @byanymeansnecessary9329 Před 4 měsíci +4

      She was drunk and high and passed out

    • @INSYA
      @INSYA Před 4 měsíci +6

      She hit a (or some) clubs and got progressively more and more drunk till she was walking into shit and managed to get home and pass out in the closet. That would've 100% taken a different turn if he came home

  • @MissUnderstoodOfficial
    @MissUnderstoodOfficial Před 4 měsíci +157

    "I want you to be Malcolm X" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scon4130
    @scon4130 Před 4 měsíci +44

    I know Josh is talented 'cause I just listened to him talk for 16 minutes about some shit that I have not even the foggiest notion of the story behind and it was still entertaining.

  • @MrSmith-bw5qk
    @MrSmith-bw5qk Před 4 měsíci +38

    He was litterally telling her I'm going to cheat I need you to deal with it 😂😂😂

  • @kellimonkawa3268
    @kellimonkawa3268 Před 4 měsíci +328

    "That man look 46 from 1958..." 🤣☠️

  • @katanaki3059
    @katanaki3059 Před 4 měsíci +490

    “Just take the trash out. Just be better”
    Should be a marriage vow

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@Ninaweza😂😂😂😂

    • @kalieffoster4607
      @kalieffoster4607 Před 4 měsíci +4

      I agree. Also, both should give each other compliments on the regular should be in there too.

  • @shannsimms9072
    @shannsimms9072 Před měsícem +9

    He’s so right about breaking up after feeling the need to record someone.

  • @wisdomcoffee
    @wisdomcoffee Před 4 měsíci +21

    When it reaches the point of “I need to record this person” typically the abuse or toxic dynamic has reached the point where leaving isn’t easy because your sense of reality has been so skewed by dealing with the type of person that makes you think “I need to record them”. Hope that makes sense 😅

    • @user-yv7nw5er9d
      @user-yv7nw5er9d Před 4 měsíci

      If you can record and not leave = you have an agenda against that person . The person is sleeping with an enemy recording.

  • @picollotight2def
    @picollotight2def Před 4 měsíci +409

    And I just mocked up a few be my Coretta cards instead of valentine's day cards. TM pending. Don't steal my idea! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Abby_Normal_1969
    @Abby_Normal_1969 Před 4 měsíci +366

    Yeah, the biggest red flag is feeling like you need to record your partner. There is either something wrong with you, them, or more likely both.

    • @k.h.307
      @k.h.307 Před 4 měsíci +32

      If the other person who's recording has something wrong with them, it's probably being a victim. I recorded my ex because I heard no one will believe you. 🤷‍♀️

    • @Abby_Normal_1969
      @Abby_Normal_1969 Před 4 měsíci +16

      @k.h.307 - I will acknowledge that possibility. There are times I wish I had a recording of a traumatic event. But not everyone who records is a victim.

    • @silververnallbells191
      @silververnallbells191 Před 4 měsíci +27

      @@k.h.307 That's one side of it, but there's also another side where someone is an instigator until they get a reaction and THEN they turn the camera on to make the other person the bad guy. NOW when I see these types of "meltdown" videos, I know not to judge and instead ask "ok, what happened B4 u flipped on the camera?"

    • @yesterdayitrained
      @yesterdayitrained Před 4 měsíci +7

      Except in cases of domestic abuse (as noted above), if you are recording, spying, or ‘following’ your partner to see their misdeeds, it’s already over. You know. You don’t need to see it. You need to leave. The happy ending is gone, and any more energy you spend on that relationship is a waste of your time, your self-respect, and your soul.

    • @Abby_Normal_1969
      @Abby_Normal_1969 Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@yesterdayitrained - that is fair. To protect yourself, to protect your child - just about anything is reasonable.

  • @ShovelChef
    @ShovelChef Před 4 měsíci +112

    I've mostly kept away from this story. Not really my genre. But if I'm gonna indulge in some celebrity gossip, this is my favorite way to catch up. 10/10 Josh.

    • @coreyveggies9894
      @coreyveggies9894 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Right? I never pay attention to any of this sh*t. There’ll prob never be an end to abusive relationships, why should that of celebrities’ be of any interest to me? Admittedly, in this or a Desus & Mero style format, it can be entertaining though

  • @aliepatchik8277
    @aliepatchik8277 Před 4 měsíci +47

    Man, the one thing that makes your comedy so special besides how well crafted it is is your comedic TIMING. Your mannerisms and timing add so much to the show. I really hope we get more specials soon because you are a very talented man.

  • @finally_dorian
    @finally_dorian Před 4 měsíci +229

    15:43 "sepia tone" destroyed my entire existence. My estate will be in touch

  • @missycoop4312
    @missycoop4312 Před 4 měsíci +304

    The lesson is to get out when it the relationship gets toxic. And leave before you cheat. Why cheat just communicate your desires have changed and leave. You don't want to hurt anyone as much as disrespecting them and wasting their time. Because karma is brutal.

    • @ryss335
      @ryss335 Před 4 měsíci +24

      true that, i think thats why josh jokingly said "this all started from his cheating" like if only he ended their relationship early and communicate, this probably aint gonna happened but he didn't, he still cheating and it cost him his job and reputation. i never heard anything good came out from relationships with a cheater, if only lots of people could learn to leave before they cheat.

    • @LilDrummergurl48
      @LilDrummergurl48 Před 4 měsíci +26

      Yeah, cheating is pointless. If you want the security of the person still being in a relationship, just treat them with respect. If you want someone else, go be with someone else without lying to anyone.

    • @JCPRuckus
      @JCPRuckus Před 4 měsíci +24

      Why do people say this dumb shit over and over. If a cheater wanted to leave, then they'd leave. They don't want to leave, they want to f*ck multiple people while maintaining a relationship. It's not, "I want something else INSTEAD". It's, "I want something else IN ADDITION". If they leave, then there's nothing additional... This isn't complicated. Stop being deliberately ignorant of what's really going on.

    • @LilDrummergurl48
      @LilDrummergurl48 Před 4 měsíci +23

      @@JCPRuckus Please stop calling people ignorant. Being with multiple people without lying is called polyamory. Being an asshole and lying to multiple people on purpose when there was another way is called cheating. There's no reason for it.

    • @JCPRuckus
      @JCPRuckus Před 4 měsíci +9

      @@LilDrummergurl48 - I'll stop saying people are being deliberately ignorant when they stop being deliberately ignorant. Wanting to sleep with multiple people doesn't imply wanting those people to sleep with multiple people as well. So polyamory is off the table, since you're probably going to have to agree to a reciprocal situation. But you knew that before you suggested polyamory, so, please, stop being deliberately ignorant.

  • @MrBawkbGawks
    @MrBawkbGawks Před 3 měsíci +11

    bro your joke composition in the past year has gotten 10 times better and performance is _ *chefs kiss* _

  • @eminosose
    @eminosose Před 4 měsíci +17

    “He looks like a Time Traveler”
    Kang: Ouch…..

  • @angieinthecity
    @angieinthecity Před 4 měsíci +243

    The lesson for today, " Date within your own weight class"😂😂😂

  • @lindsaytoles2023
    @lindsaytoles2023 Před 4 měsíci +431

    Love when Josh slows down and chews on a topic, bringing us along as he ponders things. His timing is so good. 🔥

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin Před 4 měsíci +10

      Agreed! Like his 'news style' stuff where he just runs through topics are a lot of fun. Especially the livestream ones where you can tell he didn't workshop these he's just going off his first thoughts.
      But there is another level of quality and biting humor he only gets when he digs into a topic, that I love 😁

    • @breebarry4422
      @breebarry4422 Před 4 měsíci +9

      It's like kicking it with your chill, funny cousin.

    • @trackatlas6626
      @trackatlas6626 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Yeah, he reminds me of Chappelle a bit in that way. Josh is great at slow, thoughtful storytelling humor…

  • @Topself24
    @Topself24 Před 4 měsíci +7

    15:38 “46 from 1958. …Sepia tone”
    I’m dead

  • @alexr.5389
    @alexr.5389 Před 4 měsíci +22

    This young man has better relationship advice than most family therapists lol.

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer Před 4 měsíci +133

    I thought Jonathan Majors was older than me! Instead, he's 8 years younger. That is weird.

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 Před 4 měsíci +8

      you do NOT look 42.
      ...you have so much laughter in your eyes, like you're laughing without laughing.

    • @enzomthethwa5861
      @enzomthethwa5861 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Same! I'm 2 years older than JM, and I thought he was older than me until now.

    • @pristinegarbagesir2997
      @pristinegarbagesir2997 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Yeah time is totally licking toads these days 😂

  • @VincentTornude
    @VincentTornude Před 4 měsíci +105

    the "i'm a nice guy" moment lmaoo

  • @johnmarsh8344
    @johnmarsh8344 Před 4 měsíci +29

    Man. A high degree of difficulty. Could've gone wrong dozens of ways. And yet. You found it. You found it and you did it well. I can't do nothing but salute, brother.

    • @Kayzi19
      @Kayzi19 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Am repeatedly impressed by that 💯🔥

  • @melissabuckley3796
    @melissabuckley3796 Před 4 měsíci +7

    The Malcolm X reference... whew.... that was HIGHlarious!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 Před 4 měsíci +136

    Every time anything happens in the news I can't wait for Josh to cover it 😂😂

  • @yellowluma101
    @yellowluma101 Před 4 měsíci +248

    I love this special! He perfectly humanizes both people in this situation, and gives a lesson from this situation in an entertaining way!

    • @OrangeSplash7
      @OrangeSplash7 Před 4 měsíci +3

      💯💯💯

    • @user-sf4se1oe5w
      @user-sf4se1oe5w Před 4 měsíci +3

      Definitely! Gets a good angle on both sides of the fence.

    • @mewho6199
      @mewho6199 Před 4 měsíci +4

      He really shouldn't have though. I don't why feel the need to "both sides" DV when the woman is the perpetrator and the man is the victim.

  • @daydream70
    @daydream70 Před 4 měsíci +25

    Choose your partners wisely people

  • @TankUSA
    @TankUSA Před 4 měsíci +12

    This guy has got it. Timing. Delivery. Facial. Expressions. Brilliant!

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Před 4 měsíci +249

    I have no idea who those people are, what happened, or anything, but this was hilarious and I legit laughed out loud.

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 Před 4 měsíci +13

      Jonathon Majors played the opponent in Creed 3, and the villain in a couple of Marvel projects.

    • @politure
      @politure Před 4 měsíci +9

      @elaexplorer That's the ideal position to be in lol 🎉

    • @JLF201
      @JLF201 Před 3 měsíci

      Same.

    • @candacelittle1807
      @candacelittle1807 Před 25 dny

      I had to stop watching,look it up come back and finish

  • @scottsalyards584
    @scottsalyards584 Před 4 měsíci +49

    OMFG that Malcom X line killed me 😂😅😂

  • @SupaSargeakaQ
    @SupaSargeakaQ Před 4 měsíci +17

    She was keeping up with Jonathan Majors like a cameraman on Cops chasing a subject whose getting away from the cops chasing them

  • @TechCityExplorer
    @TechCityExplorer Před 4 měsíci +74

    The daily show needs you! Only way I would watch them again is if you hosting it. Absolutely brilliant set!

  • @Nursetaybae
    @Nursetaybae Před 4 měsíci +92

    Yes he needs to stop before the masses figure out he’s actually from the past 😭😂

  • @janahartnett1891
    @janahartnett1891 Před 4 měsíci +226

    I always truly enjoy watching this young man. Truly a smart, funny comedian.

  • @DragonZord979
    @DragonZord979 Před 4 měsíci +14

    That Malcolm X line had me dying lol

  • @Polar_Bear_Ron
    @Polar_Bear_Ron Před 4 měsíci +15

    Been recovering from covid this week, watched this and was in coughing fits every minute. Brilliant. Not a single judgement was made, no lies spoken - comedy at its purest. Amazing.

  • @anasanahuja9946
    @anasanahuja9946 Před 4 měsíci +151

    Great content ❤ I hope u land a late night show ASAP cuz I need it

  • @Ray-pp5qb
    @Ray-pp5qb Před 4 měsíci +134

    😂😂😂
    He aint lying about JM looking like a time traveler. I always said he had that late 60s, early 70's type of handsome.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Před 4 měsíci

      Yep. Jonathan Majors is what we call *"Civil Rights Sexy."* 🤗😅

    • @JillianVSJill
      @JillianVSJill Před 4 měsíci +19

      That man is no where from handsome

    • @PepperJade93
      @PepperJade93 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Ain't he though?? He's so gorgeous to me. I do believe he may be a bit full of himself, but he's gorgeous.

  • @suchaveggiegal
    @suchaveggiegal Před 4 měsíci +8

    “All that creed 3…you over here just eatN shots…if somebody do this, you this” lmao

  • @yesterdayitrained
    @yesterdayitrained Před 4 měsíci +18

    First time seeing this young man, and I am impressed by his intellect, insight, and humor. Truly enjoyable. He’s a rare gem.

  • @thinkuthink
    @thinkuthink Před 4 měsíci +40

    This is just how i get my news now.

  • @agt5jx87
    @agt5jx87 Před 4 měsíci +171

    Went to college with Majors. It's sad to see what's happened to him. I wasn't an actor but as a person of color in the arts, I looked up to him.

    • @sondraedwards5205
      @sondraedwards5205 Před 4 měsíci +46

      That man ain't doa damn thang to that woman they set him up and we all know it all he done was dated the "wrong woman" and possibly pissed some of the behind the scenes type of ppl off one goes with the other

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 Před 4 měsíci +30

      @@sondraedwards5205 🙄

    • @vishnu2407
      @vishnu2407 Před 4 měsíci +10

      ​@@sondraedwards5205😂😂😂

    • @kyleellis1825
      @kyleellis1825 Před 4 měsíci

      Sounds like you have a lot in common with the man. Bet you've had your hands on plenty of women.@@sondraedwards5205

    • @caliber7840
      @caliber7840 Před 4 měsíci +34

      U still can. He made a bad choice by picking a drunk idiot. His bad choice shouldn't define him as a person nor his career. #Justice4Jonathan .

  • @sliceofyourlyfe5794
    @sliceofyourlyfe5794 Před 4 měsíci +51

    Josh, you should've brought up the text messages that Jonathan's own lawyers brought into the case. It was so nad for him, dude. Dude injured the girl, she went to the hospital and he texted her not to because the cops will be involved and cops dont treat black ppl right so it would be her fault.
    It was crazy to read them and his lawyers thought they COOKED bringing that out for his defense

    • @othmanehaldaoui
      @othmanehaldaoui Před 4 měsíci +5

      That doesn't prove anything. We don't know the full context of what happened or how she was injured. I agree, that those texts didn't help in the case. But still,' they prove nothing.

    • @sliceofyourlyfe5794
      @sliceofyourlyfe5794 Před 4 měsíci

      @@othmanehaldaoui it proves the guy is a goofey headed goober. That's what it proves. Telling someone they can't go to the hospital because they're white and you're black and cops will treat the black person bad is wild. Bringing those texts to court made his whole character worse. It was like those cases from cartoons or something.

    • @Artemis583
      @Artemis583 Před 4 měsíci

      Not true. They redacted a lot of the texts but she was taking painkillers sleeping pills daily with alcohol. She was exhibiting drug-seeking behavior and he didn't want her mess linked to him. After the car incident she went to the club with strangers and drank the rest of the night and then took pills at home. The doctors testified that she has alcoholism

    • @play-fool
      @play-fool Před 4 měsíci +18

      ​@@othmanehaldaoui and that's exactly what they commented. They did not say anything about proof, they said that it made him look bad.

    • @Transformersarecoming4yourkids
      @Transformersarecoming4yourkids Před 4 měsíci

      Yup he knocked her azz upside the head 😂

  • @dawudmc
    @dawudmc Před 3 měsíci +3

    Dry
    Direct
    Drama
    Comedy at it´s peak
    No need to write a joke
    Life´s got the best jokes
    This man is the perfect example you don´t need a number
    Just tell it how it is, his Charsima does the rest!
    Great Work!

  • @bufordhighwater9872
    @bufordhighwater9872 Před 4 měsíci +33

    That thing he said about recognizing when things are bad and getting out instead of scheming...So gd true.

  • @colinskahilu
    @colinskahilu Před 4 měsíci +85

    Absolutely nailed this as always. Josh you're amazing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @quayumbashua7441
    @quayumbashua7441 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Someone give this guy a special already!!! Been watching him for a few years and his growth is impeccable

  • @bryansupersun
    @bryansupersun Před 4 měsíci +16

    This is the most mature take on this topic I’ve heard. 👏🏾👏🏾 and funny as heck….

  • @lisamac2403
    @lisamac2403 Před 4 měsíci +92

    Is it bad that I get most of my news from these daily Josh Johnson uploads? 😂😂😂

    • @mrsebonyabera
      @mrsebonyabera Před 4 měsíci +5

      Me too

    • @yungaj6166
      @yungaj6166 Před 4 měsíci +1

      yes, if we’re being real yes that’s sad.

    • @Kayzi19
      @Kayzi19 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Agreed!! 😂 Makes it so much easier (dare I say, fun) to digest.

  • @lyndellrobinson3611
    @lyndellrobinson3611 Před 4 měsíci +42

    I almost fell on my kitchen floor laughing at this set. Phenomenal jokes, Josh.

  • @demitriwylde
    @demitriwylde Před 4 měsíci +7

    Josh, you always kill with your topical humor. A true genius 🤩

  • @mikedann1012
    @mikedann1012 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Haha, his role in the lovecraft country show was perfect! He looked like he was from that time!

    • @Sole_Luv
      @Sole_Luv Před 4 měsíci +2

      Exactly!!! I loved that show; that's probably. why. 😂 If Josh hasn't seen the show, he's a genius cause it's spot on.

  • @ThickandThankful
    @ThickandThankful Před 4 měsíci +31

    46 from 1958😅😅😅

    • @kpeggs82
      @kpeggs82 Před 4 měsíci +1

      My thoughts, Josh nailed this.

  • @TheGrifter42
    @TheGrifter42 Před 4 měsíci +71

    This was great, been following this guy for awhile now. His growth as a comedian has been amazing to watch. This stuff needs to be on a special, he’s been killing it these past few years.

  • @donperera5806
    @donperera5806 Před 4 měsíci +14

    Steadily becoming my favourite comedian. So funny that I forget my problems, but then empathetic and understanding enough on human nature and ethics that I start thinking about other people’s problems… 😂

  • @sagesufferswell
    @sagesufferswell Před 4 měsíci +12

    The weight class bit 😂 I always date bigger people and it definitely impacts the power dynamics.

  • @shanzi9009
    @shanzi9009 Před 4 měsíci +77

    Made me laugh...Thanks Josh for always coming through

  • @cheekscowgirladventures4290
    @cheekscowgirladventures4290 Před 4 měsíci +69

    I can’t stop watching this on repeat. Best laughs I’ve had in a long time ❤😂

  • @martincrown8616
    @martincrown8616 Před 4 měsíci +8

    thank you for cheering us all up! such a wonderful job you have ❤🎉

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby Před 4 měsíci +5

    Josh, you magnificent beast ! This was phenomenal ❤! My morning sucked, but you brightened up my mood ! Thank you so much 🥰

  • @keysmith9507
    @keysmith9507 Před 4 měsíci +19

    **Drunk hiccups ** damn near took me out yeah it was a setup bc ik when I’m recording someone I’m quiet af and they never realize that motor mouth is quiet!!! They both need to seek help frfr!!!

  • @childofpersia1213
    @childofpersia1213 Před 4 měsíci +65

    This set was particularly great, Josh. 🙌

  • @D0nut42
    @D0nut42 Před 4 měsíci +3

    This popped up on my feed this morning. I loved it! You have a solid delivery and an enjoyable stage presence.

  • @DarkHarlequin
    @DarkHarlequin Před 4 měsíci +3

    This was maybe your best set so far Josh 💕
    Discovering you really was just a + in joy to my life 😊

  • @LostScarf
    @LostScarf Před 4 měsíci +33

    Another great set. So entertaining. It feels like the biggest lesson is to break up with crazy when you're doing well before it destroys you.

    • @joanna0988
      @joanna0988 Před 4 měsíci +1

      To be fair Jonathan is crazy too 😂 This narrative of his girlfriend being the nutcase when he's cheating, running down streets, shoving her in cars, etc etc is wild because he's just as much of a participant.

  • @Budheart
    @Budheart Před 4 měsíci +78

    I literally said this. He should not do interviews lol I can’t wait to see this lol

    • @anabltc
      @anabltc Před 4 měsíci +15

      "send this man to jail for corniness" said another comedian when he heard Majors 😄

    • @ra2186
      @ra2186 Před 4 měsíci +14

      ​@anabltc This man was railroaded by the "justice" system and all people want to do is make jokes. That's weird because if a person with high visibility gets railroaded then anyone will. People should be upset.

    • @levluv8392
      @levluv8392 Před 4 měsíci

      @@ra2186 Exactly.

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Před 4 měsíci +14

      @@ra2186Are you done virtue signaling about the corny actor you like?

    • @ra2186
      @ra2186 Před 4 měsíci

      @clipclop15 Anyone that writes "virtue signaling" unironically is just in the way of society and can't be taken seriously. It's sad you can't see how the world sees you.

  • @AHnaturally
    @AHnaturally Před 4 měsíci +3

    Josh's comedic timing is masterful!! Love this guy...thanks for the laughs✨️

  • @glanee5487
    @glanee5487 Před 4 měsíci +2

    So good! Can't wait to see you in Vermont.

  • @BluishGnome
    @BluishGnome Před 4 měsíci +35

    This guy is the next comedy great of this generation. Can’t wait to see his shows in 10 years!

    • @yesterdayitrained
      @yesterdayitrained Před 4 měsíci

      I agree! This popped in my feed, and I’m like, damn, this dude is great! Waiting on what he was going to say next, and how he was going to say it.

  • @joemanco1075
    @joemanco1075 Před 4 měsíci +17

    I work outside a lot and I live in Oklahoma. This time of year is insane. You have kept me sane so thanks man. You have a gift but I gotta save this for work tomorrow.

  • @corsayr9629
    @corsayr9629 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Loved it! Saw you on After mid-night, glad to meet... will be watching! 🥰

  • @jaycielle
    @jaycielle Před 4 měsíci +5

    OK I was >90% certain before, but now I _KNOW_ Josh is a comedy phenomenon - I almost never hit the notif bell but he nailed this so well that I had to do it just now!
    For someone to be so sensitive & emotionally intelligent, then for them to use that to IMPROVE the bit & make the dicey parts even funnier, is something special _(and clearly one of many killer tools he has available, kills me every time & from all kinds of angles)_

  • @Donnasartlounge
    @Donnasartlounge Před 4 měsíci +59

    This is great and being able to catch it live is awesome. First time ever seen a comic do this👍🏽

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky Před 4 měsíci +2

      This was not technically "live," but you were one of the first people to watch it online. You can set a video to have a "live premiere," even though it is pre-recorded.
      But Josh _has_ started doing a live news thing. The last one was Wednesday at 7pm EST.

    • @Donnasartlounge
      @Donnasartlounge Před 4 měsíci

      Thank you for the info.

  • @illegitnyc
    @illegitnyc Před 4 měsíci +4

    You killed this!!! Great job, your timing is perfect! Hope to see big things from you in the future!!

  • @AMERCinfinateK1
    @AMERCinfinateK1 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Loved this bit! More of this!