Ex-Con Reacts #2 - Brooklyn 99 Going to Prison - It's a Brooklyn Nine Nine Reaction Video! | 126 |
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- Ex-Con Reacts to Brooklyn Nine-Nine Going to Prison Part 2. Watch Larry Lawton's reaction to Brooklyn Nine-Nine and hears his spin based on his time in prison. It's Brooklyn Nine-Nine like you've never seen.
Ex Jewel Thief Larry Lawton spent 11 years in prison and now helps people make better decisions and fights for prison reform. #Lawton #Prison #Mob
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I do not condone any of the negative behavior described. I have learned from the mistakes I have made and do not wish for anyone to recreate or attempt any of the events described.
“You eat nine people and all of a sudden your family ‘doesn’t know who you are anymore.’”
-Caleb the Woodworker
They were children jake, weak little children 🤣
@@reddot277 it only took one conk on the head -_-
@FBI *woodworker
best qote ever in the history eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Caleb the cowardly cannibal
Larry: We hid drugs this and that way
People in prison: Jesus Christ Larry stop telling
Prison Guards seeing there comment: *interesting*
I think this is the basic way they did it and these ways are already known by the police even if he's an ex con he was still a con and if he says this to thousands of people he will most definitely be killed by the cons
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*left mashed potatoes boob fall down*
Larry: explains how to make a DIY Fleshlight
Legend!
Lol
Lmao I started laughing too
Right**
@@SegularRpork my dyslexic vision 🙆🏻♂️
That rubber glove sounds pretty abrasive, but with convict resources it's probably the best solution you're going to get. The mashed potato tit was funny anyway.
One thing I love about Larry's videos is that he actually understands it's a show. He gives his opinion and the facts but then states that it's a show and it's funny instead of other uptight people. Good job man
I know I hate when people are like “OH MY GOD WHY IS THAT DETAIL KINDA WRONG IM SO MAD CAUSE I AM AN EXPERT ON THIS!” Like god stfu it’s not made to be perfectly accurate for your experience.
I mean to be fair, they’ve been trained in that field for years, you can’t fault them for going crazy over all these little flaws,
And that’s the whole point of reaction videos is to react to things regarding your field, point out whatever inaccuracies are there and educate their viewers what’s right what’s not right
Plus the inaccuracies are usually WAY out there.
@@tahraethestoryteller6079 yeah but there's people that don't educate and just have a cow about every little detail not being 100% correct
@@tahraethestoryteller6079 jeez, bet you’re fun at parties. Go ahead and give me a super technical boring response.
While there are people that seem to get legitimately upset over an incorrect detail I do prefer that they point out what's different or wrong about a scene. It has to be a balance between highlighting what the show or game did wrong and giving it some leeway, Larry's got a great balance between the two
"That big guy is huge " quote of the century 👌👌🤣
Y U G E
Larry Lawton that prison was an abandoned prison in northern la that they use
to film shows and movies in
And I'll never forget it.
Gus McCarthy really?
Decade
Cool ex con dude: I never snich
Also cool ex con dude: this is where and how we hide our drugs
🤣🤣🤣
I mean, it's so well known that it ain't snitching. Prison is a constant cat and mouse game between inmates and guards. Guards know the deal. But inmates are pretty damn motivated and clever lol
The Nimble Ninja it was a joke bro
I was not expecting to hear Larry describe how to make a fifi lmao
LOL this is an educational channel...and sometimes you’re gonna learn things you didn’t even want to know
i didnt even know what a fifi was
Thanks Larry
Larry Lawton do oz next
Good pointer there. Guess what I'm NOT doing tonight...
“The warden looks like a weasel”
The actor who played the warden:
If your familiar with Seinfeld, he's the whizz, and nobody beats him.
He looks the part, it’s not like he’s not aware.
My favorite part of that season is when Peralta has a hard time getting back to being a working cop because he doesn’t want to put people in prison anymore. he says he knows what it’s like and wouldn’t wish that on anyone. I think you would like that part Larry!
LOL that is funny but true. More cops should experience or at least see that life
Not quite. He starts to worry that, since he was framed, he might send *innocent* people to prison. He almost let's a guilty guy go because of it.
Not sure why the aggro here...
He was specifically worried that the guy was innocent, to the point of waking up in a cold sweat about it. So if by "paraphrasing" you mean "completely missing the point", then sure. You're not the only B99 Stan here.
lalaland 123 ok im gonna delete my reply because there’s no point to this, I just thought I would highlight one particular sentence/theme during the episode that stuck out to me. sorry if it missed the point. i didn’t appreciate being “corrected” on something that genuinely happened during the episode so I responded rudely. sorry again it was unnecessary. have a nice evening
@@anniegoodridge7941 that "apology" was douchy
“I did meth and I was up for days 😆” “Don’t do meth kids”
For me, it honestly sounds like a very annoying experience
@@TILsquared96 it is. My buddies and I about 13 years ago couldn't afford an 8 Ball of Peruvian so we got $20 bucks in Meth.
Its like shards of glass when you snort it, I stared at the cieling for what felt like hours, after 2 days of being awake I attempted to drive and saw shadow elk run across the freeway, kept almost dozing off but when I finally got back to my friends I laid down to stare at the cieling again. 3 ½ days later I *finally* fell asleep.
@@jazzycup9274 Who'd you get this Meth off?
Did you know the nazis used this drug for that reason?
@@mr.vargas5648 The Allies also used meth. Also the Japanese which isn't surprising since a Japanese scientist invented it about a hundred years ago.
"Oh! I've been stabbed" lmao i love this show
It is pretty hilarious
I cracked up when I saw that haha 😂
Yeah, this show is awesome. I've been into it for several years now. Always thought it was underrated. One of the best shows out there now. Terry Crewes is hilarious 😂
@@joshuayettou3552 T. Crewes, easily one of the most underrated TV actors
the best is when he says "he poked my tummy!"
Brooklyn nine-nine fan here: I think it's sweet how Jake rambles about Charles' love of crown molding is his blizz ridden state. Its shows how strong their friendship really is. I love peraltiago as much as the next girl but it's nice to see him missing Charles (almost) as much as he misses Amy
Even after being in prison so long, larry still wears an orange shirt.
Orange is the new black. Is that still okay to say after everything that's been going on? XD
Old habits die hard.
@@DrCrazyEvil no, it's not ok. .... remove yourself!
/jk
He's so used to seeing himself in orange
I was in county jail for 18 days.
I’ll never wear hunter green again.
Alternative title: ex jewel thief teaches us how to make sex toys
I've seen one where you use two sponges and a cup.
All you need is a banana skin and a limber right hand
Nice pun “lot of drugs in the joint.”
Hearing you talk about how the warden and guard treated people upsets me. They get high off their authority and it's disgusting.
Not really. At least in his examples. Seems appropriate to me.
Well, you have no idea the type of prisoners get stored in, the wardens and guards themselves have to be tough as hell.
Never read about the prison experiment did you
@@johnathanera5863 so people beaten half to death because they spit on the guards face is justified for you?
@@joesr31 I mean most people go here for like r@pe or murder so yeah
Always a pleasure to tune in and learn from you
Thank you! That means a lot
Is it just me? or is it kinda ironic that he's an ex-con...and he decided to wear an orange shirt that day.
He mentioned Atlanta, but don't they wear the black and white down there?
@@dougmartin2007 He had a memory mistake thinking the prison was in Atlanta when it was in another part of Georgia.
@@MetalSStar196 sure, but do they wear the black and white or the orange in those prisons?
I know that’s what I was thrilling the whole time.
its solid visual branding tho.
Hey Larry I hope you are ok. We need more people like you. In the world.
Thanks, I'm doing great
That’s amazing to hear Larry!
i am so genuinely impressed how you turned your life around after being the biggest jewl thief in america you are a true legend
I now know how to make a DIY Fleshlight, I did not seek this information nor will I act upon it, but I accept the mechanics of it with gratitude.
Meanwhile in the civilized world "The United Nations considers solitary confinement exceeding 15 days to be torture"
Me and my friends agree this is the best channel on CZcams for quarantine
Thanks, fellas. Means a lot
Larry, you should react to the prison scenes from suits. Great video love your content
@@zennondonald5854 ok
I love when Caleb says "au au au, He poked me in my tummy" hahahahha
"I would not do it again! It really _hurt!"_
Oh man this one's gunna be good 😅
Hello, wasn't expecting you here
And now you know how to make a fifi
Larry: reacts to a show
Also Larry: Let me tell you in detail how to make a fleshlight
Ahahahaha, truly quality content Larry. Your life is unbelievably interesting
Hold up ima make a “Fifi” real quick
•TRÏPPX • I have a couple if you want to borrow
@@craftagiraffe25 Are they used?
Kanye West r/cursed comments
•TRÏPPX • they sell them for 15 dollars on amazon. You can get a Chinese one for 10 dollars. Amazon.com
@Jacob M8 Do you have any unwashed ones?
I like how Larry is unsatisfied with the size of the shank lmfaoo
About getting diarrhea, I remember seeing on that Discovery show about gangs, a dude who used to cook meth for an outlaw mc gang said that he would cut his meth with baby laxative because it makes it purple like pure meth is, and people would try it and go "That's really great meth, I just shit my pants!" and he's like "of course they shit their pants, they're snorting baby laxative."
Pure methamphetamine is clear like glass shards.
Was gonna say what other Zack said its clear and also baby lax doesn't work that fast its the main cut in cocain
"Wardens are the worst people in the world" I absolutely believe that honestly
Hey, i'm from Brazil and recently been on lock (now i'm out) and makes me really glad to see someone who was in this situation being well like you. And thank you for sharing your experience.
“I love this guy, he is the guy who eats people”. Larry Lawton. 😂
One thing I'd love to see is a review of some of their heist episodes. There's one where the cops break into the FBI Headquarters or the Halloween Heists. That could be fun to review.
Ever seen or heard of a series called "Beyond Scared Straight" ? I'm curious on how much of that was staged or is legit.
fandude41 as someone who has been in the program myself it’s pretty legit with how the program is I’m not sure how it is now but I went in the early 2000s
@@NACentDSTM The program is legit but they probably tell prisoners to act crazy to scare kids.
Pavle Galic ohh nah I’m sure they definitely do especially the more recent ones it more to just scare the kids while back then when I went although they did get a bit crazy to scare us sometimes most of the time it was them telling their stories and explaining the system ,what happened to them while incarcerated getting sliced up faces and stab wounds,getting raped how they attack each other with anything,sharpened toothbrushes the heavy lunch trays and how you never want to relax when eating ,how you don’t want to be like them etc sort of like Larry does they was a lot more civilized and wouldn’t just herd around you like they do in the show now and they only tried to scare us when we first came in and when we was relaxing and eating lunch they was not playing about “putting your elbows on the table “lol it’s definitely more commercialized now but I guess that’s why it’s “beyond scared straight” and there was a lot more kids not just 10 there was like around 20-25
@@NACentDSTM That's what I meant by "Legit". I've heard the show tells the inmates to turn it up to 11 for the "brown pants factor" .
He should react to the jaboody dubs of the show
My 24 year old self is amazed that my 14 year old self discovered how to make a fifi out of pure instinct.
"Let me tell you where you would hide stuff I prison,
EVERYWHERE!"
Well said...
Larry, do you remember how many bricks you counted on the wall while in the hole? It's crazy and sad when that's one of the only things a person can do while locked up in solitary.
“He jumps like a white boy” 😂
Keep doing good for the world Larry.
Always, my friend!
I love your demystification of prison life. You really tell it how it is because you've been through it. I know for sure you have helped people just by sharing your thoughts.
You should react to season 8 episode 1 of House M.D "Twenty Vicodin" where House goes to jail. I'm sure there's plenty of interesting observations and stories for you to tell while reacting.
When jake starts going crazy in the hole, you can see the smile go away and the pain show in your eyes and it was terrifyingly real.
I'd love to see Larry react to My Name is Earl season 3 when he is in prison
Interesting! I'll check it out
Seconded on the request.
I miss my name is earl
Hey Larry given your history you should react to the episodes with Doug Judy, I think you’d like them
I really appreciate how Larry combines being entertaining with being educational, not only does it make the videos fun to watch, but you also learn something. Keep up the good work 🙏
Also, If you have time, I’d really appreciate if you answered this question: Is life as a criminal and life in jail different than it is made out to be? If so how? Thank you.
I think he answered that question in one of the QA's.
Your video made me laugh out loud and smile multiple times! I've been a little stressed about online classes lately and this video definitely helped me relax and take my mind off the stress for a few minutes! Thanks for that man! You're insite was informative and your reactions were halarious! Great video deserves a sub!
Hope you are doing better:)
Larry Lawton is my favorite youtuber 👍 keep up the work Larry
Thanks! That means a lot
jerry in prison be like: i aint sayin nothin
out of prison: ight, im sayin somthin
“And I have seen that, and that I’ve seen” -Larry Lawton, August 18, 2020
Larry has this wonderful mix between the 'never do this ever' and the ' this was cool, this is how we did it'
Still waiting for that 6 inch cigar at 1m subs!
I can't wait!
I got worried when Jake says Twinsies to Caleb in the shower and Larry said that brings back a memory. Thank god it was about the hiding the stuff behind the ceramic plate
I like it how Larry speaks from the heart and try’s to tell people not to do illegal things
i love caeleb, the guy who played the character nailed the insane but also somehow calm cannibal
5:15 since I’m single I’m going to use those bright ideas. :D
Oh geez. What have I done? 🤦
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief XD
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief OH LARRY
This show has the perfect blend of comedy while keeping it pretty realistic
You missed Jake's reenactment of the lion king. But other than that I really enjoy your reaction videos :)
Larry: Talks about beatings and going crazy in solitary.
Me: it's a shame how broken the U.S prison system
Larry react/play ‘ A way out’ it’s about escaping prison and I think you would enjoy it.
Nah, I don't think neither him nor us are emotionally strong enough to see the ending...😭
@@bpw A way out can only be played co-op.
@@510_adnana3 nah there is single player.
@@captainrex2298 no, you need 2 players to play it dude.
@@510_adnana3 whoa. Then that sucks. Some people don't have friends.
I like larry's tendency to put something in family friendly terms only to say the adult version a second later. 12:35
Wholesome....prisoner?...
You should react to Orange is the New Black netflix series. A lot of prison stuff there.
That's about a minimum security prison, though. Larry was in a maximum security penitentiary
A lot of prison stuff 😂 it's literally a show about a prison
Sebastian Bishop gets moved to a max later on
I'm watching rn 😂 I'm on season 4
@@simpsonman956 Not in the last two seasons. Then it is about maximum security
“We used to make what’s called a fifi”
Oh yeah, I know what that is, it’s not just in prison where those are made
Hahahaha Larry! Cant believe you told em all about Fifi! 🤣 shiiit she used to be my gurlllll mannnn lol watching you is like hanging with my old crew, love it.
I love that show, when I was roaming the streets of Buenos Aires I used to carry a rusted, bloody ice pick.
Do ya'll think Larry realized he's wearing orange , makes him look like a prisoner
I love much he looks like he’s genuinely enjoying this show. It makes the video so much better.
Larry should review the episode where Terry meets a guy he sent to prison in a dinner party.
I love how Larry just doesn’t give a crap about saying anything that happens in prison literally no bounderays
I recommend that you watch the rest of the show, because Brooklyn 99 is so funny
Absolute legend I watched this show on Netflix and loved it so hilarious and him in the prison was probably one of my favourite chapters, am so happy you reacted to this
"Thats a short shank, i had saw a shank THIS big!"
Is he Shankshaming him? SIZE DOESNT MATTER! #Everyshankisequal
Yes! I love Brooklyn 99, it's amazing how for once the character changed after leaving prison
Larry what a great video man! Keep up the great work! Let’s get to 1 million subs
We're climbing!
You are an inspiration. You are a good person who made mistakes in life. You aren't trying to hide them, you aren't trying to make them look pretty. You faced the consequences and got better because of it. You teach others, and you improve yourself. I salute you.
Hey Larry what was it like learning what was happening on the outside from the inside did it mess with you? Or you didn’t really think about it that much? Love the vids man 👍
It's nearly midnight in the UK and you've just earned yourself another subscriber, thanks for the video brother
Larry:(explains where they hide drugs in prison)
Prison guard watching like:👁👄👁
Finally! The reaction video we've all been waiting for without even knowing it!! Yes, Larry! 😎👍
I always laugh when I hear Super Max, because Supermac's is an Irish fast food chain lol
Larry, I’ve been binge watching your videos and got my sister hooked on your channel and she’s working on getting her master’s degree in criminal justice and her whole view is also prison reform. Keep up the awesome work!
You should react to Criminal Minds, when Spencer Reid goes to prison
Yess that would be a great video!!
YES
Am I the only one that feels proud when people compliment shows you love. And yes b99 is hilarious.
Y'all the fact he was wearing an orange shirt while he watches B99 of Jake going to prison is 😂
Just became a part of your membership program can’t wait for more video’s👍👍👍
I love this video its really cool mice video keep it up man ❤️
Yeah the mice are pretty nice
He hates rats all kinds, not sure how he feels about mice.
Nice
This is the first video of yours that i've seen and I love it. You give me safe dad I can talk to vibes.
4:10 that’s my quarantine routine just add in sleep,eating, and shiting.
This is incredible. I didn't know what to expect when i clicked this. But I loved it. Thank you for sharing your perspective.
I’d like to recommend you review the Grey’s Anatomy arc where the death row prisoner is brought into the hospital. It’s season 5 episodes 11-13.
Man I love it larry is lik that one cool uncle
thanks! - I appreciate the support
react on prison break you must especially season 1
Yoda?
Larry you are my favourite CZcamsr. I wish there were more people like you on the platform.
“I’ve been in here for four minutes and it’s gross”
I like that you’re just saying stuff about prison as it is! Love your content. Thanks Larry!
"oh you want the cookie - eats cookie-"
-Gets put in the hole-
Lmao the cookie monster ain't gonna be happy
I love how Larry is a ex-con and yet I never see anyone hate on him but actually support him! I love it 😁👍
Sticks up for his friend gets hurt instant regret
Love your content Larry, you are such a stand up guy that truly cares about the fans, 90% of youtubers don't even look at the comments. You would be the coolest father in law
Hey mate, recently came across your page from the first part and o love it! Any chance you can look in to doing prison break reviews?
You are literally the nicest and most loving man in the world.keep doing what your doing big guy