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I blocked 99% of glee out of my memory but I will never forget "Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel and I will be auditioning for the role of the kicker." an icon.
an ICON
That moment and honestly all of Kurt’s iconic moments live in my head rent free.
Kurt, to his bullies: "One day, you'll be working for me!"
honestly im bi and i forgive his biphobia for that alone
I just watched that scene - iconic is the only way to describe it. The queen wave at the end cured my migraine.
My favorite thing is them naming a character Jesse just so that, eventually, Finn could sing “Jesse’s Girl”
Finns version of Jesses girl is such a bop
It is such a bop, it is why I like that song 😂
THATS good television
The drama of Fin thinking he got Quinn pregnant is a great testimonial of the US sex education.
nevermind that he learned nothing from that, and by next season he thinks cucumbers can give you AIDS
@@renataaristimuno5269 That must have been before the phrase "The Great Awakening" became a thing.
“I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin” is truly one of the best lines in tv history and I’m 100% serious
Can we also mention how Mr.Shue had a fake pregnant wife and he didn’t know she was faking it for a long time because he was too obsessed with Glee club. Cracks me up every time!
And she planned to take Quinn’s baby and pass it off as her own 😭💀
I have no idea how a grown person could fundamentally misunderstand the absolute basics of human biology. Like, he never even placed his hand on her stomach. He's an alien
personally my fav part of the kurt biphobia storyline is blaine going “i‘d say ‘bye‘ but i wouldn‘t wanna make you angry“
HELP I ONLY JUST GOT THAT LINE NOW
the concept of ACTUAL wheelchair users doing a rendention of “i’m still standing” is really cool. but when it’s being preformed by able bodied people it feels like a sick sarcastic pun
exactly
“what does the fox say” and the puppet gas leak thing being the same episode deserves a mention i feel because it just shows how truly off the walls s5 was
season 5 gets electric chair
@uncarley I forget where you one made list of nepo childer you would save in crisis/ natural disaster list if so what was your problem with johanny Depp dughter?
The gas leak puppet show is the same as Community's gas leak puppet episode lol
Look, for S5, they fully chose Chaos.
When the world needed her to rip Will Schuester to pieces the most, she appeared
yesss
Schue singing the thong song better be in the jail tier, it is a crime against everything.
IT IS
sing it to an ENGAGED WOMAN wearing her WEDDING DRESS?!?!?!?!
It’s such a guilty pleasure though 😭
It’s a bop
When they push the wheelchair kid into the pool during a big group number , and act as if he isn’t disable . It’s one of my favourite parts of
WILd
On their podcast, Kevin said it was his idea and BEGGED them to allow him 😂😂
@@uncarleywild is learning the actor isn’t disabled by watching him absolutely slay on celebrity drag race
Literally forgot about this and was driving while listening to this video and I was legit crying and gasping through tears laughing remembering this because it was soo stupid…. How did we never question this as a kid????
@@springwater6693 I'm sorry what?!?
I feel like glee was in many ways the predecessor to riverdale-more “grounded” but with the same deranged energy pulsating under the surface
“Mr. Schue raps Golddigger by Kanye West” is my MKULTRA activation code
100%
AGGHHH!!!!! NO BC YOUR SO RIGHT
@@Abby-jx1ko nothing has ever made more sense than when Carley mentioned that the Riverdale guy directed episodes of Glee
i'm rewatching this masterpiece of a show rn so here's a crime from season two: blaine bringing the entire warblers squad to serenade an unassuming gap employee with 'when i get you alone' during his shift which resulted in said employee getting fired
this!!
Quinn giving birth with Bohemian Rhapsody was, is, will always be, iconic. It's so good, it's so well done, it's history, nothing can compare to it
I literally had no idea that Matthew Morrison and Lea Michelle had dated before glee and my jaw was dropped for a good minute omg 😭
Everyone has a crush on Quinn. Let's face it
so true we are only human
I’m a Santana girl
Dianna Agron is just that girl
out of all the awful will schuester moments in the show, of which there are too many to count, the one that makes my blood boil the absolute most is him stealing finn's letterman jacket after his death and letting the glee club tear itself apart blaming each other for who took it
The only thing I remember from the glee project is that the Irish guy had to sing a song to try to survive elimination but he sang the wrong lyrics the whole time as “I wish that I was Jessie’s girl” instead of “I wish that I had Jessie’s girl” and he didn’t even know those were the wrong lyrics until the judges told him at the end and that’s still how I sing that song to this day
Omg he said gay rights 😂
i watched that entire season and remember none of it and i thank you for reminding me of this moment!!!
the future conan gray
Trans King
wait “I wish that I was Jessie’s girl” isn't the lyric??? man i should've realized i have auditory processing disorder sooner lol
WE ARE SOOOO BACK (her last video was four days ago)
I specifically remember being 16 during Quinn's "edgy phase" and trying to dress like her, do my hair and makeup like her...looking back did I want to be her or just be with her? we may never know
10 yrs later i've concluded it was both for me 😭
i think we might know
@@uncarley you got me there bestie
while most of Glee is aggressively 2010s and I don’t consider it educational in the least, Quinn Fabray’s bisexual representation is absolutely canon. would’ve helped me discover I was bi SO much earlier
The answer is always both
Can’t believe you’ve literally got that Monopoly money
hahahaha
no you didn't
“You’re having my baby” is absolutely one of my favorite glee moments. It’s unreal
i’ve never watched glee before because it low key scares me so this is a great alternative.
hahaha fair
you should be scared im permanently traumatized
Rachel sending sunshine corazon to a crack house is 100% JAIL TIME, all because she was competition😭😭
I knew there was a reason we didn’t see Mr. Shu till the end
he should be behind bars
"ke dollar sign ha" will forever be ingrained in my mind.
The storyline about Kitty gaslighting Marley into developing an eating disorder belongs in the category jail time. I will never get over the fact that Kitty faces absolutely no consequences for this and that Marley forgives her because Kitty reveals what she's done during a SCHOOL SHOOTING.
The hot tub pregnancy thing was the only thing I knew about Glee for the longest time bc I never watched the show but all my friends did and they’d talk about the latest episodes on the way to school. I must have heard several seasons worth of plot but the hot tub pregnancy was so bizarre to my twelve-year-old self that it’s the only thing I remember.
oh noo
@@uncarleyaccording to Google your response translated to English is “oh forehead” 😂
That fact that the same actor that played Sue Sylvester also played Diana Reid in Criminal Minds is absolutely bonkers to me
She also played Sam Puckett’s mom on iCarly
At the same time too lmao
@@beatrizbalbo62 that's deranged lmao
@@Bakedbri oh shit that's right lol
& More recently Sophie from Queens (forgot her civilian name oops) in Mrs Maisel, and the main character’s stunt double in Only Murders In The Building.
She’s WILD and a menace and she plays hatable roles SO well and I love her for it oh my god the charm on that woman
Reminding me of how truly chaotic of a show Glee was. I forgot how much illegal stuff Will Schuster did. Like wow…
he should be behind bars
He really is the worst, omg, he's so gross. I love your videos sm Carley, they're just the best. 👍🩷
I fell asleep during this but jolted awake laughing when you said Marley's poor actress was trapped in newsies caps that's truly all I remembered about her
and then she became superwoman, working as a journalist kinda
i work in hollywood and lemme tell you… a good chunk of the future execs in this industry had their personalities shaped by glee as well 🤪
hahahaha
the ableism in glee is astounding. the fact that the reason my parents let me watch glee as a kid was because of the disability rep (i’m also disabled & use a wheelchair) 😭
Did I watch Glee? No
Do I plan to ever watch Glee? Also no
Would I watch a 40 minute Carly video talking about Glee?
ABSOLUTELY
omg yess
A scene I hate most when I rewatch glee and one no one ever seems to talk about, is in lights out season 4 I think - when Ryder tells the club that he was SA'D by his babysitter as a kid and just because it was a woman none of them take it seriously and even tell him that thats not abuse because the babysitter was a woman and then other than kitty, no one ever brings it up again (as far as I can remember). I actually skip the scene all together now because it annoys me so much.
You forgot when Ryder painfully admitted to the glee club that he was molested by his babysitter when he was a kid and then all the guys just said how lucky he was and that was every guys dream and completely dismissed him then it was literally never mentioned again besides kitty saying me 2 then move on forever
It's not mentioned enough that Finn singing at the dinner was Kurt's idea. Because he knew it would end poorly, and maybe that would mean Finn would be interested in him. It's a wild plot point.
the jacuzzi pregnancy truly is my roman empire
Learning that the creator of riverdale directed multiple episodes of glee makes so many things click into place
"It was just people sprinkling their trauma and identifiers in the hopes of getting a storyline on Glee."
Oh my gosh that got me
The Sue rampages through the school need to go on here! Particularly the one where it seemingly concludes and others are recounting it in the locker room, only for Sue to burst in and knock over a ball rack and continue destroying things. Also that time she threw that guy down TWO flights of stairs.
from ages 12-15 i could only fall asleep if glee was playing on my kindle fire and it definitely did something!
omg
I mean, sure, Glee LGBT storylines were insane sometimes, but i feel like we as a community needed to go through that. It was a form of character development for all of us
Sues klaine locker should be preserved and put in a museum
YES
girl please DO make 900
of these
okay!!
"Bust the windows" number is the best thing I have ever seen or heard. Nothing is close in comparison.
Kevin and Jenna are going to lose their minds over the “It’s a Wonderful Life storyline” with Artie on their podcast
hahaha yesss
@@uncarley Kevin might dislike Artie more than any fan ever could
Panic attack canceled! Carley always on time ❤️
me cancelling my covid-19 to watch icarly 😭❤️
sending you love bestie
Hi bestie! Not a cancel moment but an education moment thingie: the term wheelchairbound feels a bit iffy to most wheelchair users. Wheelchairs usually bring freedom to us, so 'bound' doesnt always feel correct.
Anyway amazing video 💚💚
I want to add that glee was at the same time great and absolutely terrible for wheelchair users. We were truly in the trenches but also at the same time some things actually helped us out. And then they had that stupid episode that's literally inspiration porn. It's very conflicting. But if we ignore the societal implications of it, IT WAS ICONIC. I CACKLE everytime I rewatch that fucker go down the pool. It's fucking funny.
seconding all of this!
A little bit of trivia behind these crimes against nature:
- The actress who portrays Emma actually auditioned for the show singing Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me from Rocky Horror, the song Schuster sings with her
- The Blaine seeing everyone as puppets who worship him episode was made because a big part of the fanbase felt like the show favored Blaine too much over other characters, which it did. That episode was like the writers acknowledging what they were doing with the character for a couple of seasons
- Sue being a Klaine shipper was also made as a nod to the fact that some fans of the show were unhinged, as they used to mess with Darren Criss and Chris Colfer's significant others in real life on Twitter. They basically wanted the actors to be a couple in real life. Chris Colfer even has said that "Kurt and Blaine were treated like p*rn by teenage girls" or something similar to that
When The Glee Project came out I was 19 and had just had a bad accident and couldn’t walk for 2 months. I was out of my mind on pain meds and my 2 best friends would come over every day and we would watch an episode. It’s truly one of my most treasured memories, but it’s also highly likely that I loved it so much because of the pain meds lmao.
Emma’s parents being ginger supremacists lives rent free in my head. My best friend and her brother are redheads and whenever I see them do anything to their hair I think of that scene
one of the most cursed things in the entire show has to be that shot of completely bawling-ball-bald sue sylvester showing a video to vocal adrenaline, who she randomly starts coaching out of nowhere after she made them break into the football teams' locker room in MKH just so she can intimidate the New Directions in S6, i truly spat out every ounce of liquid present in my body when i first saw that eery ass glance at the camera from jane lynch while donning a cranium shinier than a fucking supernova
i'm in tears this is poetry
YES
“showing a video” she was literally showing nazi videos
@@quirkypurple3 in my defense i did remember it was something insane and unhinged but couldn't quite pinpoint what so i preferred not to say anything specific, it's completely fair for you to specify that lmao
Mercedes singing Sweet Transvestite is the only reason I watched Rocky Horror. She introduced me to a fantastic cult classic.
Santana was KIND OF mean to Finn?? She was just fat shaming him to hell before he outs her. She was a bully. She bullied him to his breaking point, although I’m not saying what he did was okay. But still. That’s something that frustrates me, people always just say Santana’s “a little mean”. No… she’s a down right bully. I don’t know why people can’t admit that.
hahaha min 36 where you just experience brain function shutdown over rachel leaving the play she always dreamed of for a TV show is epic AND relatable
I cannot describe the feeling I got hearing “oh and this is resolved in a school shooting episode”. Like the idea of someone forcing another person to have an eating disorder in a SCHOOL SHOOTING episode is UNHINGED 💀💀
nonono she didn't force her to have an eating disorder DURING the school shooting episode. that was a multi-episode plot. She admitted it and asked for forgiveness as they were hiding from a school shooter thinking they were going to die. and that is how the story line was resolved.
as if i hadn't watched the bohemian rhapsody cover a thousand times already
...i guees, i will watch it again
you must
there’s a song in the musical avenue q called “schadenfreude”, it’s a duet between a homeless man and a depressed former child star about how they’re glad that they’re suffering because it makes other people happy that they’re doing better by comparison. the joke is that expecting people to be grateful for their pain is obviously an insane thing to do, and it sounds stupid coming out of the mouths of the people who are actually struggling. artie’s “you should be happy that you’re disabled because it indirectly improves the lives of others” plotline in glee is like that but somehow played completely straight
YAAAAAAY🎉🎉🎉🎉WATCHING THIS DURING OPEN HEART SURGERY 😅😅😅
wait bestie are you suppose to be awake excuSE ME DOCTOR
GIRL... ARE U MEANT TO BE AWAKE...
I am th e doctor
@@honorhonor4458 huh okay now i have some new concerns
girl what
Its all of them, its the whole show. Its an amazing crime against humanity.
yes and we love it
I feel like their cover of run joey run and the fallout from it definitely deserves a mention 😂 you should do a ranking of the most unhinged musical numbers on the show or something!!
24:25 was this a reference to Community’s “gas leak season” which included an episode where all the characters become puppets in a hot air balloon with Sarah Barelles?!
i will never ever get over the episode where quinn sings it’s a man’s world with a bunch of other pregnant teenagers basically smacking their baby bumps
my dad unironically and ferally loves Amber's version of "Sweet Transvestite" Amber was SEVERELY underused in glee. her character deserved a lot better
I've said it before and I'll say it again!!! (Captain Holt voice) Santana reading Kurt to filth when she announced to the club that she was going to marry Brittany and Kurt was absolutely Not Happy about it at all. This had to be idk, season 5 at least, or season 6 maybe?? i could not tell you but that scene is permanently branded into my head and i cannot believe you haven't brought it up yet carley bestie
i love that scene it is pure chaos
apparently ryan murphy would write in actors actual insecurities and go in on them in the script if he was mad at them irl and that whole scene was one of those moments. maya rivera had to keep apologizing while filming it because she felt so bad.
@@skunkskiestink6620...wait, WHAT?! I'm shocked [ *cuts hair into a bob* "Don't act shocked!"] but at the same time, not surprised.
@@skunkskiestink6620 Ryan murphy 🤝Dan Schneider at the 'gonna make my teen tv show SO SO normal' convention
the fact that we hear tina sing a solo maybe 1.5 times and those 1.5 times are GANGNAM STYLE and that one time she starts singing “i follow rivers” (i love) and then gets boo’d off stage by hecklers sue paid to ruin the show
That Jigsaw puppet was the jump scare of a lifetime WTH is that???
it felt very pll inspired
watched the entire video in 18 seconds greatest video i have ever seen
Thanks 2x speed!
yessss
my favorite thing about the glee puppet gas leak episode is that it is a direct response making fun of community who also had a puppet gas leak episode and previously made fun of glee. television really used to be something
For the love of all that is holy can you please do a video specifically on The Glee Project!! I have amazing memories of that dude falling hardcore into a gym door and we got other iconic reality show greatness.
Allow me to paint a picture for you: I’m obsessed with this show from day ONE in 2009. I had a green iPod nano and bought the episode of Kurt joining the football team and would watch it over and over…THAT SCREEN WAS LIKE 1 INCH!!!! That’s COMMITMENT!!!!
this is as good as the riverdale recap. I'm scared to watch the actual show but I want to know all the batshit crazy stuff that happens. and I'm in love with Carley's comedic synopses
the I'm Still Standing scene was CRIMINALLLLL
Okay but Damien/Rory singing It's Not Easy Being Green actually gets me man. It's so stupid but it's such a good number
This is my reward for getting through Thursday 😂 college is collegeing
sending you love bestie
One of the things that has bowled me over on my rewatch is when in the Michael Jackson episode Will writes "WWMJD?" on the board. And Artie or someone says "Michael would take it to the streets." Cut to New Directions meeting the Warblers in a parking garage for a confrontation. Meaning Will Schuester not only suggested his students pattern their behavior after an alleged child molester, but also presumably sat by as they made plans to meet their rivals in a parking garage at night for a fight that ends with Blaine nearly being blinded and needing surgery. No notes.
I can’t remember if you mentioned it last video and it wasn’t here but one of the best most iconic glee moments is when Artie reveals he has chlamydia to Kurt, Blaine and Sam. Kurt’s shocked, Blaine is giving disappointed dad energy, and Sam is losing his god damn mind.
Also really embarrassing for me was realizing that Kevin was Chick-Le-Fay on secret celebrity drag race season two because of his ear shape because in order to keep it a secret they’re like, lit so you can only see the silhouette.
Also Rachel preformed it’s all coming back to me now by Celine Dion at nationals to get into NYADA. Carmen wasn’t at regionals.
lmao i remember the part where a girl named suzy peppers was so obsessed with will shuester that when he rejected her she ate the hottest pepper in the world and had to go to the emergency room 😭😭
Thank you for really reminding us all how much of a terror Finn Hudson is 😂
I genuinely think about Glee a couple times a day (mostly cause I really do love the covers), so thank you Carley
omg amazing
never plan to watch this show but i find it funny whenever i see people make videos about the chaos of it or how iconic it was. it’s like driving through a part of your neighborhood you don’t tend to frequent past a consistently burning house.
I haven’t been watched either video yet but I’m going to go ahead and put the “Artie stands up in a dream” and the “what is I was never in a wheelchair?” storylines in Jail Time. Straight to jail.
personally I will never recover from "Baby's Got Back" but maybe that's just me
I was deep in the glee fandom, and love seeing videos like this. So much wild shit happens that most of it is a hazy memory lmao
The fact that rn I was watching the previous video where you talked about Glee...
hahaha amazing
just started watching but already scared of when you’re (inevitably) gonna talk about the elevator scene 😭😭
this is my favorite moment in the show, actually
YES
I'd love for you to do the Degrassi series! Because my god.. that's another series that is absolutely unhinged but wasn't meant as comedy.
Glee is just too iconic you so lucky for seeing it like baby gleek me could only dream lmao
Every month I have like a week -two week period of my CZcams recommended being filled with unhinged moments, out of context scenes and all the discography I love it
Tried to fast forward through the ad but ended up skipping the whole video im so sorry carley i won't be rewatching i think a higher power saved me thank you ryan seacrest
I remember that Bohemian Rhapsody performance by Groff and I showed it to everyone in my family. I was so mesmerized.
My fave Kurt line is “no she’s dead this is her son”
I truly thought my brain had blocked all of glee due to the *trauma* it gave me but I weirdly vividly remembered every single thing you talked about
I adore the Merrily We Roll Along revival shoutout 🥰 their press tour is killing me. also absolutely amazing video, like always, queen 👑✨
Kevin McHale is so talented and I truly feel so bad for him for the state of his character on this show.
Quinn getting hit by a car genuinely traumatized me. I can’t hear that song w out shivering now 🥴🥴
Glee live was also my first concert and I overcame that arc to go on to become a nurse. If I can do it so can you
truly inspiring
Oh more favorite unhinged moments: Artie's STD storyline and rolling in a STD costume; Kurt getting tied up and robbed in a Christmas episode that was "forgotton"...and wasn't Unique baby jesus??? That episode was something and it blurrs together
Thank you Carley for posting and making so many videos for us since December really. 💙💙💙
i am trying!! thank u