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  • čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
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Komentáře • 239

  • @katmeowgarcia7189
    @katmeowgarcia7189 Před 3 lety +202

    I died when Christian said, "if you have a BLM sign in your yard, I am coming over for dinner and I am vegan and I want chicken, so figure it out!" Such a great line!

  • @ernstbtmn
    @ernstbtmn Před rokem +47

    "I was holding a green bell pepper and a zucchini.
    I don't know how much more you people want me to do..."
    I lost it!

  • @megasoid
    @megasoid Před rokem +29

    This is 100% accurate....and he's being nice.

  • @StromLxrd6
    @StromLxrd6 Před rokem +15

    " I'm loving your blackness today"😂😄

  • @ig5936
    @ig5936 Před rokem +109

    I'm black and lived in portland for a few years (left recently lol) and oh my god this was so goddamn accurate!!

    • @dancewalkertarot
      @dancewalkertarot Před rokem +1

      I have friends who do omg. Why is the "White Mirror" thing so accurate? I spit out my coffee when he said that. 😂

    • @nickyalousakis3851
      @nickyalousakis3851 Před rokem +3

      imo this guy just described the four types of white democrats. too funny.

    • @user-vf3fz7qv6v
      @user-vf3fz7qv6v Před rokem +5

      Facts! I’m still trapped here. When I see other black people I’m like Jordan Peele Get Out it’s bad here for us

    • @dancewalkertarot
      @dancewalkertarot Před rokem

      @@user-vf3fz7qv6v I'm white and I can't even hang there for more than like 10 hours at a time. Can barely watch Portlandia because it's SO on the nose. 😂I'll pray for you cousin.
      🙏💯💖

  • @campbigfoot4439
    @campbigfoot4439 Před 4 lety +77

    "lake no negro!" lol! Good content, man!

    • @bsmooth2626
      @bsmooth2626 Před rokem +4

      That place is actually called that around here 😂

    • @gus6
      @gus6 Před rokem +3

      It's been called that for decades

  • @eastwes92
    @eastwes92 Před rokem +46

    It's true lol. We're from Orlando and went to Portland a few years ago. The whole time my girl and I were like ok where are the black and hispanic people. It was a weird town.

  • @chenanigans
    @chenanigans Před 3 lety +47

    So cute and so funny. Being black in the PNW especially when you come from the South is such a unique experience. It's nice to see someone relate and make light of the different kind of challenge it can be in such a hilarious way😊. Loved❤❤

  • @oweneckert8474
    @oweneckert8474 Před rokem +23

    I doubt anyone noticed but he’s wearing a sea dogs shirt which is the MLB team from Portland… Maine. 😂

  • @reyy76
    @reyy76 Před rokem +16

    i randomly clicked on this because i liked your outfit in the thumbnail but this was actually such a good set😭 good job!

  • @That_boy_vjeze
    @That_boy_vjeze Před rokem +11

    The other 8 black people he is talking about are probably on the Portland Trailblazers roster.

  • @spiderpimp33
    @spiderpimp33 Před rokem +16

    I am from ATL. For my white people, he is not lying. My first culture shock was back in like 2011 when I flew out to San Francisco to kick it with my fraternity bro. I was Literally the ONLY black person on my flights and BART was mostly white, even most of the few black folk I saw were lighter than me skin tone wise. It was just different. I didn’t experience any racism or any negativity, it was just my first official culture shock. I was in my 20’s back then…like he said, here in ATL we are definitely deep.

    • @larsedik
      @larsedik Před rokem +1

      You should have taken the 22 Fillmore bus in San Francisco, although it might be different from when I lived there in the 1980s. There is also the 24 Divisadero bus between the Castro and Pacific Heights. I would often be the only white person on these buses between Haight St and Sutter.
      I went through culture shock going from San Francisco to Texas to visit my family.

    • @spiderpimp33
      @spiderpimp33 Před rokem +1

      @@larsedik Yes sir…I can believe it. I had mini-shock when I went to San Antonio a few years. Although it was a melting pot, never seen that many Mexican people all spread out throughout the city like that. In ATL, there are pockets…but when are in the city, it’s rare. In San Antonio, it was like their ATL. 🤣🤣🤣 I enjoyed it though.

    • @larsedik
      @larsedik Před rokem +2

      @@spiderpimp33 I grew up near San Antonio, and my family used to go there for vacations. Most of the people there are not really Mexican - they have never migrated from Mexico to Texas but have always lived in Texas, which had Spanish settlers before American settlers. There was a large native population in the area, and so most of the people are really more native than Hispanic, and they do not identify as Mexican, but as Chicano instead.

    • @spiderpimp33
      @spiderpimp33 Před rokem

      @@larsedik Cool! Thanks for the quick lesson. 👍🏾👍🏾

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Před rokem

      My 84 yr old white dad (i am mixed) thinks of atlanta back when he was a 20 something living in midtown. He has definitely noticed how different it is now with his old white casual rascism.

  • @Junior-lh6zy
    @Junior-lh6zy Před rokem +10

    I’m a vegan and I want chicken 😂😂😂gold

  • @tommunyon2874
    @tommunyon2874 Před rokem +21

    My son and grandchildren don't often share their experiences of being some of the only black people in the area of Washington State north of Seattle, but I often infer that some encounters are not all amusing.

  • @Iamdesmondearly
    @Iamdesmondearly Před rokem +11

    I went to UofO, and I had almost all of these interactions. The craziest was, “tell me what it was like growing up in the hood.”

  • @toothpastehombre
    @toothpastehombre Před rokem +7

    That last line was👌 👏 👏

  • @EngreeMahann
    @EngreeMahann Před rokem +5

    You should sell this as a new Portlandia spinoff

  • @phil1753
    @phil1753 Před 3 lety +13

    This guy is funny asf LOL 😂

  • @worknoncommas
    @worknoncommas Před 5 lety +13

    Great job bro! Keep growing 💯💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

  • @cocomaire
    @cocomaire Před rokem +4

    😂 seeing a black or brown person in Portland is like finding a four leaf clover. The black lives matter signs are so awkward

  • @cocodonut111
    @cocodonut111 Před 3 lety +11

    I love his laugh its so cute.

  • @nateb4543
    @nateb4543 Před 2 lety +9

    Grew up outside city limits but in the LO school district. Never had a boat, but plenty of friends (parents) did. He is not wrong. In 4 yrs of hs, 1000 kids, I remember 4 total

  • @ryanfoster5872
    @ryanfoster5872 Před 4 lety +32

    He sounds like he from Portland

    • @GULLAHTV33
      @GULLAHTV33 Před 3 lety +5

      Right , he’s not from the A

    • @chenanigans
      @chenanigans Před 3 lety +16

      I can see why you thought that but also don't be quick to generalize. I'm black- from NC and live in Seattle; no one ever assumes im Southern. We aren't a monolith. We don't all act alike and look a like. We have our different flavors as well, hipsters, hippies, hood dudes/girls, boujee/yuppie and sometimes a mix of all that in one lol. Humans are nuanced.

    • @Royce_Black
      @Royce_Black Před 2 lety +3

      @@chenanigans spot on.
      I’m from Mississippi/Tennessee state line and moved to Portland a few years ago.
      Most people don’t assume I’m from the south either. Not all the same.

    • @yosquidd242
      @yosquidd242 Před rokem

      No, Denver

    • @yosquidd242
      @yosquidd242 Před rokem

      @@chenanigans Don't be letting them in on woke! they might have an aha moment!

  • @jellis9618
    @jellis9618 Před 2 lety +4

    Killer set.

  • @SweeetZ0e
    @SweeetZ0e Před 2 lety +3

    Here after the NPR interview- hope you’re with me! Can’t wait to see Christian live

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před rokem

    I don’t know how much more you guys want you to do! 😂😂😂😂

  • @shannoncross4825
    @shannoncross4825 Před 2 lety +3

    I love this dude

  • @Will-jc1ky
    @Will-jc1ky Před rokem

    "I killed her so hard" 😂
    From Selma, AL he killed that set ...

  • @mrwrong4930
    @mrwrong4930 Před 5 lety +5

    That was actually funny

  • @supermystic8979
    @supermystic8979 Před 3 lety +13

    That was a great set - I hyuk’d like goofy many times ❤️

  • @FUNNYMANERICWHITE
    @FUNNYMANERICWHITE Před 4 lety +4

    Good stuff man

  • @ajlong4878
    @ajlong4878 Před 5 lety +3

    yer amazing! much love!

  • @HeatherSpoonheim
    @HeatherSpoonheim Před rokem

    Good routine, haven't seen this guy at all before this video, will have to check out some more.

  • @erickarl3982
    @erickarl3982 Před rokem

    White mirror part was good man

  • @KayCie007
    @KayCie007 Před rokem

    I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!!!!!!!

  • @D84D
    @D84D Před rokem

    insanely good

  • @oOoMiSSBiRDoOo
    @oOoMiSSBiRDoOo Před 5 lety +4

    Love it 👏🏽

  • @mikemorrison270
    @mikemorrison270 Před rokem

    Quality comedy. Bravo!

  • @THEREALMINNEY
    @THEREALMINNEY Před rokem

    Figure it out lmaooo

  • @sophrosynefarms394
    @sophrosynefarms394 Před 4 lety +1

    love the portland seadog shirt.

    • @kakakaseygagas
      @kakakaseygagas Před 3 lety +3

      Even though they’re based out of Portland, Maine. It’s the thought that counts.

    • @sophrosynefarms394
      @sophrosynefarms394 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kakakaseygagas Thats why i love it MAINE

  • @VLM123
    @VLM123 Před rokem

    Sounds like Minneapolis. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wr7662
    @wr7662 Před rokem

    "It's like this whole city is directed by Jordan Peele or some shit." Alright, that's fucking funny.

  • @Northsmen
    @Northsmen Před rokem +2

    Nah being a tall young black man and walking behind someone you gotta try to look soft if you don’t wear glasses just cross or walk fast to overtake🤣😂😅

  • @infamousElle
    @infamousElle Před rokem +1

    OMG that's so Portland

  • @the10th_muse82
    @the10th_muse82 Před 4 lety +4

    What’s his IG? this was really funny 😆. Nvm I found it. Following!!

  • @fonzworthbentley7455
    @fonzworthbentley7455 Před 2 lety +1

    The Black in Boise, Idaho Experience

  • @Aajaaha
    @Aajaaha Před rokem

    Super funny! Where's more content??

  • @deadman746
    @deadman746 Před rokem

    In Atlanta, Martin Luther King and Lester Maddox are the same road.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před rokem

    Lake No Negro!😂😂

  • @tuckerj456
    @tuckerj456 Před rokem

    This was good

  • @bigal2423
    @bigal2423 Před 3 lety +3

    Lake Oswego haha

  • @jonathangebray1981
    @jonathangebray1981 Před 4 lety +3

    Hilarious 😁!!!

  • @peacefreedom4930
    @peacefreedom4930 Před 4 lety +2

    This was funny

  • @pauldegregorio6432
    @pauldegregorio6432 Před 2 lety +1

    Funny likable kid!

  • @Itsant33
    @Itsant33 Před rokem +1

    He's called creme brulee but his profile pic is creme caramel

  • @angelvenus-africa4161

    CREME had to reiterate to the crowd ( 💯% white pretty much) about the tall white guy response.
    The crowd was silent when CREME said his response. It was as if the crowd didn't understand what he said.
    White guy- " hey brother, what's up my bro "
    CREME - "huh- yo who, yo who"

  • @malaika5063
    @malaika5063 Před rokem

    So true!!

  • @IndecisionTelevision
    @IndecisionTelevision Před rokem +1

    Id start making shorts if I were you 🙊🙏🏿

    • @DedsecEric
      @DedsecEric Před rokem +1

      Why? I'm sure his legs are skinny AF! He's rocking those overalls just fine

  • @vanessa1569
    @vanessa1569 Před rokem

    Not the worst. Keep going.

    • @cremebrulee5751
      @cremebrulee5751  Před rokem +2

      Please learn how to give an actual compliment

    • @vanessa1569
      @vanessa1569 Před rokem

      @@cremebrulee5751 oh my god. Your gen is actually as bad as they say. You’re rude and entitled.

    • @thelostsoul5531
      @thelostsoul5531 Před rokem

      Your comment however is the worse one. Even lower than scammers .

  • @obrecht72
    @obrecht72 Před rokem

    Good stuff. How am I just seeing this?

  • @crevthabeing
    @crevthabeing Před 3 lety +1

    Hilarious!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před rokem

    You haven’t been to Durango, CO.

  • @bobkaiser8782
    @bobkaiser8782 Před rokem

    Sounds a lot like Minneapolis. The Portland of the prairie

    • @yosquidd242
      @yosquidd242 Před rokem

      But those white people carjack in MSP!

  • @jamesaldridge2007
    @jamesaldridge2007 Před rokem +2

    Good stuff. Hilarious. But there's a fifth type. Just another person. Like everyone else on this planet. Just another person.

  • @iricandescence
    @iricandescence Před 9 měsíci

    Oregon is legitimately the 8th whitest state, just barely coming in after Kentucky, and Georgia is the number two least-whitest, so yeah 😅 🤷‍♀️

  • @Subjectiveopinion.
    @Subjectiveopinion. Před rokem

    Hilarious 😂

  • @Pinkranger87
    @Pinkranger87 Před rokem

    Portland sounds The movie Get Out

  • @BrizzB
    @BrizzB Před rokem +2

    He is handsome as hell, and he's right about Oregon - I'm white and Oregon made ME nervous. It's a special white up there.

    • @yosquidd242
      @yosquidd242 Před rokem +1

      More like off-white! Up there.

    • @Unfluencer
      @Unfluencer Před rokem

      you should try living in atlanta.

  • @Matt-kt9nm
    @Matt-kt9nm Před rokem +8

    Race jokes really need to be well written.

    • @silentsir2446
      @silentsir2446 Před rokem

      All black comedians know is race and sex jokes...without race or sex, they have no material

    • @yosquidd242
      @yosquidd242 Před rokem +2

      Duh! He wasn't telling Knock knock jokes my nicca!

  • @charlieburns1385
    @charlieburns1385 Před rokem

    Awesome 👍

  • @digital_syringes
    @digital_syringes Před rokem

    Come to South East

  • @birdbangbobaruni
    @birdbangbobaruni Před rokem

    Nate Bargatze funny guy

  • @Sam-zd9ut
    @Sam-zd9ut Před 4 lety +1

    S/O PDX Helium

  • @warithabdullah8179
    @warithabdullah8179 Před rokem

    You said being black in Portland what state are you talkin about?

    • @Hotboytrue
      @Hotboytrue Před 2 měsíci

      Right at first I thought he was talking about Maine, but after reading comments it might be Oregon.

  • @thepopeofkeke
    @thepopeofkeke Před rokem

    6’”2 and a half? He’s 6’1”

  • @jus3278
    @jus3278 Před rokem

    😂

  • @rivermoone7304
    @rivermoone7304 Před rokem

    yall do not use the artist's name anywhere?

  • @chadharvy
    @chadharvy Před rokem

    Portland hypocrisy at it's finest. I support BLM, I do, but I do it from like the back seat. And I am not a backseat driver, I just turn on my gameboy and tone everything out. I once saw a white man in a park telling a black veteran about the racism here. I had a lot of really good points though. LOL, jk. But the dude was serious, and he wouldn't let the veteran speak. So the vet, just took a seat in the back of the conversation and let him rant. I was so offended though I had to walk away. I went out and had a sign made that said Black Opinions Matter like right away.

  • @jg7535
    @jg7535 Před 8 měsíci

    In 2023 Lake Oswego has no crime. Beautiful place.

  • @eightbitsofdeath
    @eightbitsofdeath Před rokem +1

    goddamn im glad i dont live in portland. this was wack. sorry lol

  • @thefantasyreview8709
    @thefantasyreview8709 Před rokem

    Black guy in Portland. He's vegan and he wants chicken :-)

    • @mikewiskoski1585
      @mikewiskoski1585 Před rokem +1

      Yeah, that chicken thing was a bit racist. Implying that just because he is black he can't get away from loving chicken despite being vegan.

  • @stevelangstroth5833
    @stevelangstroth5833 Před rokem +2

    Black Comedian Comedy ---
    1) "White people...."
    2) "Racism ...."
    3) "The police...."
    4) "________ Obama..."
    Black comedians are restricted in their jokes, apparently. No new material permitted, I guess.

    • @thehumancatalog
      @thehumancatalog Před rokem +2

      White comedians have been talking about dating, sex, having kids, their job or whatever mundane aspects of white culture they have wanted for all of time. Everyone just talks about their experience, and you may not know this but the black experience in America is heavily predicated on those things. If you’d like to hear no jokes, perhaps change your society so these issues are not common threads throughout the lives of most black people.

    • @thehumancatalog
      @thehumancatalog Před rokem

      Also please tell me a joke Steve

    • @stevelangstroth5833
      @stevelangstroth5833 Před rokem

      @@thehumancatalog "Everyone just talks about their experience, and you may not know this but the black experience in America is heavily predicated on those things."
      Nah, they're just copying the jokes other black comedians do. Eddie Griffen is the funniest black comedian with Dave Chapelle a close second. Eddie's jokes about a starving Ethiopean kid with a fly crawling across his eye makes poverty a starvation funny as hell. Only Eddie could pull that off. 😁

    • @thehumancatalog
      @thehumancatalog Před rokem

      @@stevelangstroth5833 if you think Eddie Griffin or Dave didn’t make a ton of jokes about white people and racism then you are being willfully ignorant. Your argument therefore is that you like their jokes about race better, which is fair, but don’t act like it makes any other comedian trying to make a point about race automatically unoriginal.

    • @stevelangstroth5833
      @stevelangstroth5833 Před rokem

      @@thehumancatalog Nah, they all copy Eddie and Dave. However, Eddie and Dave do a LOT of jokes on other material. Dave does jokes about transgenders and Eddie does jokes on lesbians.

  • @coulsonkyser9757
    @coulsonkyser9757 Před 2 lety +1

    Lake Oswego is so yt

    • @mundaneamazing
      @mundaneamazing Před rokem +1

      I nannied there for a bit and the intense smiling stares were creepy AF. I quiet quit that gig with the quickness.

  • @sherecewilmoth3938
    @sherecewilmoth3938 Před rokem

    I'm confused about what Portland Oregon you're in, cuz I live in Portland Oregon and there's black people all over the place

    • @cremebrulee5751
      @cremebrulee5751  Před rokem +3

      It’s a hyperbolic joke based on the experience of moving from Atlanta to Portland and experiencing the massive culture shock of moving to a city where black people make up 5.5% of the demographic as compared to 48% in Atlanta.

    • @yosquidd242
      @yosquidd242 Před rokem

      Wow! You sound like someone from Denver! You need to visit Houston or Atlanta or Baltimore.

  • @valeriefruik585
    @valeriefruik585 Před rokem

    I got vegan chicken babycakes😋🥳💘🥂
    🌬️💨💚💚💚

  • @Pinkranger87
    @Pinkranger87 Před 2 lety +3

    Wow polite racism is the saddest funny thing ever

    • @mikewiskoski1585
      @mikewiskoski1585 Před rokem +2

      We live in world where no matter what person does it will always be bad because of their skin color.

    • @yosquidd242
      @yosquidd242 Před rokem

      Learn white history. You'll disagree.

  • @TF-zs9pg
    @TF-zs9pg Před rokem

    🎯😂😂😂

  • @nicodemoscarfo
    @nicodemoscarfo Před rokem

    He loves black people like Jeffery Dahmer loved them lol

  • @JSTNtheWZRD
    @JSTNtheWZRD Před rokem

    Hey! Larry Bird is the best

  • @banginzaza
    @banginzaza Před rokem

    Atlanta! Boooooooo!

  • @twostepsbackwards4992

    I hope none of this really happened

  • @3S2GS
    @3S2GS Před 3 lety +4

    He doesn't have a Georgia accent.

    • @yosquidd242
      @yosquidd242 Před rokem

      He must have been to school or he is bi-lingual.

  • @Baci302
    @Baci302 Před rokem +1

    Wow. On behalf of the Caucasian community, I apologize. At least they’re trying to be nice albeit in the most awkward and perhaps inappropriate way.

  • @timarmstrong6257
    @timarmstrong6257 Před 3 lety +1

    Slow down

    • @yosquidd242
      @yosquidd242 Před rokem

      Must be the weed, that stuff will make you null and void! Catch up!

    • @timarmstrong6257
      @timarmstrong6257 Před rokem

      @@yosquidd242 I follow just fine, but there’s an art to the delivery in comedy. It just doesn’t hit right if you’re garbling words and reciting things. Speak to me so I feel it.

  • @bodyzoasispersonaltraining9186

    Lake nonegro

  • @alexdumortier
    @alexdumortier Před rokem

    His delivery is too quick. Slow down!

  • @fearreavers
    @fearreavers Před rokem

    You will come over for dinner if I put out a sign? Don't threaten me social interaction. I WILL find vegan chicken....and have a friend of mine cook it. Cause I don't really cook.

  • @jamoney8812
    @jamoney8812 Před 3 lety

    🤣

  • @skriabinfly
    @skriabinfly Před rokem

    He is at least as funny as the headliners who have Netflix specials, though he comes off like he is kinda new at this.👍👍 Race humor done correctly imo, picking at all sides equally wherever the joke has a chance to hit. Wishing the best to this hipster vegan trapped in a baller's body😅

  • @DDDupon
    @DDDupon Před 3 lety +1

    He was funny till he wasn’t