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Komentáře • 542

  • @metagen77
    @metagen77 Před rokem +1149

    I dont even want FB for free. THEY would have to pay ME

    • @nahkamursu
      @nahkamursu Před rokem +30

      They better hire me properly to even consider opening that page once, let alone multiple times.

    • @_ChristIsTheTruth
      @_ChristIsTheTruth Před rokem +6

      I wouldn't even use it if they paid me to

    • @shapelessed
      @shapelessed Před rokem +12

      @@_ChristIsTheTruth Nah, there's always a treshold after which people will agree no matter what (unless they're insane)

    • @dupontpodupontpo2024
      @dupontpodupontpo2024 Před rokem +6

      Same, the only reason i even have an account is because i would get reward for linking it in a game.

    • @sakenu16
      @sakenu16 Před rokem +4

      Can we just get rid of FB/Meta etc

  • @TheCasualSubculturist
    @TheCasualSubculturist Před rokem +173

    Facebook have to give me $144 per day for me to consider using Facebook sometimes.

    • @nick.hammes
      @nick.hammes Před rokem +8

      My housemate used to work for Facebook, and deleted his account when they were no longer paying him

    • @ko6171
      @ko6171 Před rokem

      Move your friebds abs family to signal if you wanna keep in contact with people

  • @Snickarz
    @Snickarz Před rokem +807

    Welcome to Floatplane user verification! Tuna tier for $4, Dolphin tier for $9, Whale for $15, and the Balaenoptera tier! Each tier gives you more authenticity than the last, and the Balaenoptera tier adds a whole pixel to the Whale tier mark (and nothing else)!

    • @bigboiman1236
      @bigboiman1236 Před rokem +4

      😂

    • @dupontpodupontpo2024
      @dupontpodupontpo2024 Před rokem +9

      @Sukhu Bgmi is that a spam bot ?

    • @CobaltLobster
      @CobaltLobster Před rokem +3

      @Ken G Only if it comes in a can.

    • @zigalpha9741
      @zigalpha9741 Před rokem +11

      ​@Sukhu Bgmi add more rice 👍

    • @CrashedIntoTube
      @CrashedIntoTube Před rokem +1

      ALL legacy verification on Twitter is going away (INCLUDING for LTT) in the next 2 months.
      Elon has already tweeted that info out. And that is because MANY legacy verified accounts are fake, and were given a blue check because some corrupt politician or the mainstream media called into Twitter and told them to verify an account (many DNC bot accounts are verified) and the old Twitter would just give the blue check within seconds, no verification process needed. So some may want to say Twitter Blue is being made fun of, but the fact remains that Twitter Blue is the ONLY real verified process. Elon stated a long time ago, do you think the politicians and mainstream media are going to pay for all their fake accounts?

  • @SuperCookieGaming_
    @SuperCookieGaming_ Před rokem +67

    having to pay for verification is terrible. verification should be “this account is who they say they are” now its being used as “i’m important now, pay attention to me because i bought a blue badge”. the amount of misinformation that will circulate because of these payed verification badges is going to be massive, especially in older people.

    • @benjamincvcvcv7
      @benjamincvcvcv7 Před rokem +7

      Im fine with paying for verification as in you are paying for them to go through the process of actually verifying you because it takes time out of their day. But verification without checks for money is stupid

    • @BenignStatue71
      @BenignStatue71 Před rokem

      Thing with Twitter is that it _already was_ an "I'm important now." The difference is that they've said the quiet part out loud now. It was never about "I am who I say I am" or else they wouldn't have stripped people of their verification for voicing opinions that someone didn't like.

    • @pptemplar5840
      @pptemplar5840 Před 9 měsíci

      The issue of paying for "verification" was revealed when it was created, there was a flood of "verified" Elon Musks, and yeah countermeasures were taken but not everyone can get the same level of support as easily as the literal CEO, it's a bad system named in a way that misrepresents it's actual functionality to the determent of the user base.

  • @Cameraman407
    @Cameraman407 Před rokem +55

    Yeah, Facebook's help-center is laughable at best, trauma inducing at worst. I used to be an admin on a Facebook page at my last job, where I had an anomaly that their help center didn't have an answer for. It is impossible to contact anyone via chat, phone or email.

    • @lancelindlelee7256
      @lancelindlelee7256 Před rokem +3

      I cannot even create a new account. The verification code I need is not sending. How do you fail this bad.
      In the messenger landing page, there no button to create an account. Seriously....

  • @rakeau
    @rakeau Před rokem +16

    Customer support is a feature because they have virtually none of it. Especially if they ban your account for no reason at all - it’s engineered to be impossible to contact them at all. Ironic for a “social” media company.

  • @RyanCoomer
    @RyanCoomer Před rokem +391

    at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.

    • @williamyt6174
      @williamyt6174 Před rokem +95

      Look at Mr. Moneybags over here... I'm sneaking out corndogs, he's sneaking them in!

    • @RyanCoomer
      @RyanCoomer Před rokem +14

      @@williamyt6174 WAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @jimmified
      @jimmified Před rokem +1

      Thank you, you are my hero

    • @73caddydaddy93
      @73caddydaddy93 Před rokem +5

      I like all of this. Take your act on the road Hope and Crosby!

    • @YOEL_44
      @YOEL_44 Před rokem +12

      I've readen this before, I'm calling copy-pasta

  • @skunkwar7468
    @skunkwar7468 Před rokem +50

    I love how LTT actually reads comments and listens to its community to improve the business.

  • @knobwobble
    @knobwobble Před rokem +15

    Can't wait for my blue checkmark on my blockbuster account

  • @johanlahti84
    @johanlahti84 Před rokem +18

    Haven't opened Facebook in 3 years. I don't use Instagram, twitter, Snapchat, TikTok etc. I really don't feel I'm missing anything. My only "social media platform" is CZcams and to some extent, discord. And tbh, YT-shorts suck. You should be able to filter all shorts if you want to..

    • @basicmudkip5985
      @basicmudkip5985 Před rokem +1

      You absolutely can remove youtube shorts, they just come back every month

  • @youdontknowme5969
    @youdontknowme5969 Před rokem +8

    Meta: "Twitter's doing it so that means we can too." Gold. 🤣

  • @SibirLupus
    @SibirLupus Před rokem +4

    Pay to use this service, and in return you’re still the product.

  • @carnsoaks1
    @carnsoaks1 Před rokem +61

    I've got through lifelike so far with out using FB. Yes I signed on in 2009, because of people, but I've opened it like 3 times. I guess in the last 10 years they've collected lots of data about me without me caring too much. BUT I HATE the way subscriptions for useless life-needs are becoming a real thing.
    Kill me now!

    • @YOEL_44
      @YOEL_44 Před rokem

      I have an account, but none of their apps, other than WA, so I don't think they have much on me.

    • @rollin60z
      @rollin60z Před rokem +1

      Useless life needs?

    • @youdontknowme5969
      @youdontknowme5969 Před rokem +1

      Same here. Because people. I lurked around it maybe 5 times a year, usually if sick or absolutely bored out of my ass. My last several "lurks" back in 2018 or 2019 were unbelievably frustrating experiences. I killed my account my last time.

    • @nahkamursu
      @nahkamursu Před rokem +1

      I have 100% same story, didn't miss a single thing clearly.

    • @tteqhu
      @tteqhu Před rokem +1

      you would rather get paywalled out of life needs? :^
      entertainment and such areas being subscription-based makes sense perfectly

  • @bobbic3011
    @bobbic3011 Před rokem +3

    Meta would need to pay me more than what their company costs to get me on Facebook

  • @juances
    @juances Před rokem +4

    Whale tier: you can send one GPU per month to linux and he'll drop it on camera for free!

  • @CHA0SBLEEDS
    @CHA0SBLEEDS Před rokem +28

    With, "free merch". You can allow people to select from items and if they don't choose anything they can get a credit which carries over. So maybe after awhile it's possible they can use the credit to get more expensive merch like the Screwdriever or backpack.

    • @arjix8738
      @arjix8738 Před rokem +1

      This is actually a great idea

    • @CHA0SBLEEDS
      @CHA0SBLEEDS Před rokem

      ​@@ozmond Actually I do, I had started a similar program to this @ store I worked at part time. The credit I gave didn't equal the price of the, "free" item, but it was a hugely successful program while I was there.

  • @edwardbeck
    @edwardbeck Před rokem +4

    100 stars for $12 Stars are worth $0.01 what a bargain

  • @tau93
    @tau93 Před rokem +7

    if there's a check mark tier on floatplane, then there needs to be a half check mark, which is just the check mark .PNG left side

  • @matttran7161
    @matttran7161 Před rokem +2

    As an old head, FB was a ton of fun before they opened the flood gates. They basically merged drinking water and sewage pipes and lauded the increase in volume.

  • @johnsherby9130
    @johnsherby9130 Před rokem +32

    The twitter one I understood what he was going for. I ain’t gonna buy it but see the goal.
    These Facebook ones are ridiculous though😅. You get even less for an even sillier platform

  • @jdg7327
    @jdg7327 Před rokem +8

    Honestly, A subscription for a verified tier is compelling if implemented correctly.
    No ads, No datamining (kek), verified real user (separated from bots/anons), more engaged in public discourse, actual customer support (dedicated line), FB marketplace visibility / protection against scams (this is super important) etc other things actually important.
    Note that a "free" tier without data "selling" and ad-infested page is unsustainable in the long run. Somewhere somewhat should have a revenue generating mechanism.
    Still won't pay for Meta though. It's a fckn SCAM. I mainly use FB for marketplace / group marketplace. Not that hard to spot BS scammers, but will be useful to know you are dealing with "a real person"

    • @rock-n-party9241
      @rock-n-party9241 Před rokem

      But they’re tracking everything you do with marketplace and those other stuff.

    • @awesomeferret
      @awesomeferret Před rokem

      @@rock-n-party9241 and you can get stuff for a tiny fraction of its actual value. All of life has tradeoffs.

  • @invokedbyred
    @invokedbyred Před rokem +24

    I like how Linus made a 180 of verification when he realised he could make stacks from selling a badge. Truth is, people love being different and standing out with a blue tick badge is a status symbol that for years, many have wanted but could never achieve.

    • @rainergeis
      @rainergeis Před rokem +11

      he said the floatplane customers are literally asking for it and he would check again "when the memes are over" to make sure people aren't asking for it as a meme. matter of fact Luke literally says "why do you guys want this?" So I don't think your perspective on Linus is correct here lol

    • @pomegranate7129
      @pomegranate7129 Před rokem +9

      @@devilselbow I'm not sure you fully understood Rainer's reply... Also, Linus and Luke said multiple times in the video that the biggest problem is finding something to give of value to the audience. That they wouldn't add tiers unless it made sense, which was their whole gripe with Meta and Twitter.

  • @CoolJosh3k
    @CoolJosh3k Před rokem +5

    You can subscribe and still get all the ads? Wow, what a deal!

  • @fascinatedbyeverything
    @fascinatedbyeverything Před rokem +7

    I thought we were gonna find out Linus bought META stock for $144

  • @R3DGaming
    @R3DGaming Před rokem +2

    Their customer support is terrible. I don’t use fb anymore.

  • @375-Productions
    @375-Productions Před rokem +3

    Can we stop normalising subscriptions in general? Like most subscriptions imply that the app or service will be constantly improved, upgraded and new features introduced, but what are you ACTUALLY getting with things like Meta Verified or Twitter Blue??

  • @SciFiBrony
    @SciFiBrony Před rokem +4

    Honestly, as someone who's ALWAYS in between sizes for almost EVERYTHING, I'd TOTALLY buy a shirt in "extra medium"

  • @10lauset
    @10lauset Před rokem +3

    Yes.....I was born yesterday and own the Brooklyn Bridge.

  • @pacmanrespector9552
    @pacmanrespector9552 Před rokem +3

    Say what you will, 90% of my Twitter feed has Twitter blue

  • @catt9853
    @catt9853 Před rokem +3

    you did not mention that the tumblr checks can, at any given moment, all turn into crabs. THAT was the selling point.

    • @irisbaggins
      @irisbaggins Před rokem

      Oh I forgot that lmao. Sadly I never experienced the crabs because I've only been on mobile :(

  • @starlitstreet
    @starlitstreet Před rokem +2

    Tumblrs important internet checkmarks are amazing. They do nothing and they're upfront with it. It's entirely to make fun of twitter. Plus you get twice as many as with Twitter for the same price

  • @teh_hunterer
    @teh_hunterer Před rokem +1

    Linus you sweet summer child, there is no Facebook support for normal users. My partner's Facebook account was hacked, and there was almost no support at all. The account was linked to an ad account at her workplace, and despite the ad account being behind an MFA wall they were still able to take it over. Support was absolutely shocking. No explanation was ever offered as to how it happened.

  • @TechLiberator
    @TechLiberator Před rokem +2

    Facebook is a dead dream. That ship has sailed.

  • @coleG112
    @coleG112 Před rokem +2

    Yeah I mean the ONLY reason I keep my YTM subscription at this point is the fact it comes with no ads on YT. $12/mo is steep for that for *Facebook* but Twitter’s $8 isn’t absurd if I knew I’d never see another ad and I had an imaginary verbal promise of no data sales.

  • @SurpriseMechanics
    @SurpriseMechanics Před rokem

    Facebook just spent the last 3 years overstepping their bounds with moderation and now they’re asking for a subscription. I don’t even use my account anymore.

  • @box420
    @box420 Před rokem +1

    Should look at the support for star link. No phone number to call. Just 3-5weeks for a response for a support ticket. Even though they just sent there prices up more.

  • @aprah
    @aprah Před rokem +1

    When companies have optional subscriptions they usually have 1-2 main features to sell it, then a bunch of fillers. The issue with Twitter Blue is the ONLY big promoted feature is a blue check next to your name

  • @docternoblex
    @docternoblex Před rokem

    Last time I checked, the actual total yearly value for your data is about $120 a year, so if you paid that much a year, you wouldn’t have to get ads

  • @prestooooo
    @prestooooo Před rokem +1

    It’s impossible to contact Facebook support currently

  • @Destilight
    @Destilight Před rokem +2

    Even my grandma stopped using Facebook. The only reason she still opens it is for playing the bajillionth level of candy crush.

  • @natefo4847
    @natefo4847 Před rokem +15

    How about a charity tier where members get all the previous tier benefits and half the cost goes to a charity where Linus and Luke can shortlist a bunch of charities and the community can vote to choose which one they want to donate to every month?

    • @triparadox.c
      @triparadox.c Před rokem +2

      If you really want to donate, go donate to small charities. Multinational charities aren't efficient. They spend so much of executive pays and other stuff.

    • @BurtyHaxx
      @BurtyHaxx Před rokem

      @@triparadox.c depends if they open their own charity where they can build or donate computers to schools etc then they can benefit from a tax rebate on money donated through them. money for the charity and less money to the government to spend on tech videos. its a win-win-win

  • @john36855
    @john36855 Před rokem +4

    If people want a “merch” level subscription, you could instead of sending merch directly, they get send a gift card on say quarterly basis (or whatever) and the person could then use it on whatever or save it up for something else. Could go in line with exclusive offers. Some channels provide a custom item each quarter so instead of sending that item, people would have the option to buy or pass. You likely would want to do this more in line with shirts where you can get the buy in with enough head room to align demand with supply. The other channels who offer membership perks like this seem to end up with a stock of un used custom merch they have to deal with at a later date.

  • @orangeblack1285
    @orangeblack1285 Před rokem +1

    2:55 There are occasions where you would need some sort of facebook support. And good luck finding it. A restaurant near me couldn't use it anymore after enabling two factor authentication (although providing a valid mobile number). I think they still try to find any kind support from facebook. Not actually use it, just trying to find it. I think I had issues with my account a few years ago and wasn't able to find any reachable support either. So yea, you don't need support most of the time - which should be the normal. But if you do and can't get any, its another whole level of frustration.

  • @tbag6600
    @tbag6600 Před rokem +1

    Id pay for it IF it removed ads and would guarantee that i didnt get banned anymore.

  • @LeoAngora
    @LeoAngora Před rokem +2

    Paying for Facebook only makes sense for companies.

    • @jimmyadaro
      @jimmyadaro Před rokem

      Yep, and mainly for the Instagram blue check 😂

  • @utilitarian
    @utilitarian Před rokem

    The Instagram support side is pretty much non existent. I am stuck in a 2fa loop but no way of escaping. I've had to physically write letters to them three times and they also go unanswered.

  • @ilenastarbreeze4978
    @ilenastarbreeze4978 Před rokem +1

    the main reason i use facebook is the ads are usually books and that gets me to add to my book collection that i dont buy and just add to wish list and then forget about :D

  • @evilZardoz
    @evilZardoz Před rokem +3

    Re: Facebook, Customer support is kind of useful. I have been unable to talk to literally anyone about any account issues, or even platform issues where some features are broken. Admittedly, support for users would be nice given we are already PAYING for it with our advertising eyeballs.
    I'd pay the money in e heartbeat to get an organic feed like we used to have. Give me the stuff from the pages I like, and let me decide whether I want ads or not (as SOME of the ads eg for live gigs etc might actually be relevant/useful). Oh, and un-break features like photos, tagging, etc. The old Facebook UI had great features that they broke in the move to the simplified UI and I find Facebook less useful as a result.

    • @Tremoneck
      @Tremoneck Před rokem

      It's because you're not the costumer. You are the product. They don't offer product support.

    • @evilZardoz
      @evilZardoz Před rokem

      @@Tremoneck I am also a business customer through their advertising services. I can’t sell my product or services to people through Facebook if people aren’t engaging with the platform.
      If I gave them money as a consumer, would I then be a customer? It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out.

  • @kylejacobs1247
    @kylejacobs1247 Před rokem

    Why would you ever even use a service where there is no customer support for non-paid accounts. Not only would I not pay for this service, I would stop using the non-paid version.

  • @tccraig
    @tccraig Před rokem

    "Stars to tip users" is literally the EXACT feature from the Flipnote Hatena service on the Nintendo DSi. Who HASN'T Meta copied at this point?

  • @middlemayhem1258
    @middlemayhem1258 Před rokem

    i lost my account on Facebook they have no way to contact or talk to an actual human.

  • @Channeldyhb
    @Channeldyhb Před rokem +1

    you could probably do like a mini currency like twitch bits, you just buy them separately from a subscription or whatever and then you can either gift them to creators or buy merch with them

  • @dominiklukacs7677
    @dominiklukacs7677 Před rokem +1

    50+ people and fb marketplace are what keep the boat floating over at meta

  • @warlockgod66
    @warlockgod66 Před rokem

    I called this 5 years ago if they charge everybody$2 to$5 mandatory they would have made a lot of money

  • @brian56321
    @brian56321 Před rokem

    As I watch this clip I notice the links in the bottom righthand corner of the banner below the video listing their "other socials" with fb & insta symbols haha

  • @Azzysdesignworks
    @Azzysdesignworks Před rokem +1

    There is zero support for users who have had their account locked, which also locks a business page. We've had our account locked out because of an employee re-posting a meme made from a television commercial, 2 years after the fact... on their personal page.
    Many of these platforms have no actual effective support, unless you have big numbers in your bank account, or have political connections.

  • @radiicall
    @radiicall Před rokem

    I would be happy to pay for these things if they advertised that they stop tracking you....

  • @Mawyman2316
    @Mawyman2316 Před 4 měsíci

    The obvious solution for not wanting waste is instead giving people store credit, that they can use to get the merch they would actually use/wear

  • @l4ndst4nder
    @l4ndst4nder Před rokem

    This tech companies are absolutely are stuck in their ways. If Twitter offered a $5 per month privacy package where it removed ads and data mining, I’d be tempted.

  • @mcr257
    @mcr257 Před rokem

    LoL read title and assumed it went bust 🤣

  • @ThePsychoghost
    @ThePsychoghost Před rokem +1

    I would never pay for fb or Twitter.... Especially when Twitter had a security breach recently... You think I'll give these guys my credit card info? NEVER

  • @sharpe3698
    @sharpe3698 Před rokem +1

    I intellectually believe that subscription based social media platforms would be better personally and socially than the ad and data sale model currently in vogue.
    But I also can't see myself paying for one.

  • @marcjulianzuther6660
    @marcjulianzuther6660 Před rokem

    Regarding the "Extram Medium" , in the helicopter business, the size between medium and heavy is "super medium"

  • @ven7165
    @ven7165 Před rokem +1

    I mean anything is possible these days really.
    People think subscriptions are the norm, what happened to "I pay once, I (ACTUALLY) own it forever".
    Lots of things are online, and you need a phone number and an email; the fast food restaurant down the street (paying nearly minimum wage) doesn't have physical applications.
    When a big company wrongs its customers/equivalent, the solution is to blow it up on social media until the company apologizes; how many people actually support the competition?
    Even crypto scams are making big bucks.
    So there's bound to be some people out there willing to accept a dumb cash-cow idea (hint: they know they're the cow) and make it the new standard.

  • @RezaQin
    @RezaQin Před rokem +1

    Also you don't have an ad blocker???

  • @tomphillips8739
    @tomphillips8739 Před rokem

    Nope on any $ for FB, Twitter Blue, or any social media. No one needs it, no one.

  • @Novur
    @Novur Před rokem

    Suggestion for shirt size between M and L - ML, Medium-Large. Motorcycle helmets do this already

  • @jonathanregan4344
    @jonathanregan4344 Před rokem +2

    The only way I would get this is if it made the content I watch on Facebook ad free, and I still prob wouldn’t buy it. The literal only reason I have Facebook is to watch 1-2 streamers.

    • @YOEL_44
      @YOEL_44 Před rokem +2

      Adblockers are free, and if you're on PC you don't even need them, just use your HOSTS file.

  • @goldenblood9316
    @goldenblood9316 Před rokem +1

    I'm tired, so when I read the title I thought it meant Meta was selling Facebook as an IP for $144, and to be honest my first thought was, "Shit that's a bit much isn't it?"

  • @pappaslivery
    @pappaslivery Před rokem

    Motorcycle helmets are sometimes available in a medium/large size that is between medium and large to get a closer fit

  • @KevinLindstromMedia
    @KevinLindstromMedia Před rokem

    Instagram’s stars TOS for creators says that you aren’t even entitled to convert the tipped stars to cash and that the platform has the complete right to decide whether to pay you your own tips or not. Kinda ridiculous monetization, not even legally entitled to the money generated.

  • @JimmytheGenius
    @JimmytheGenius Před rokem

    Just wait for CZcams to charge monthly subscription

  • @TigerTT
    @TigerTT Před rokem

    Facebook should be called Facenuts lmao.

  • @dkjfsjfs
    @dkjfsjfs Před rokem

    The intro animation/jingle was one of the things that kind of sparked my interest in LTT

  • @duffdabsduffdies
    @duffdabsduffdies Před rokem +1

    Today I bought a pair of Beyerdynamic TYGR 300R with the money I saved from never considering that stupid, stupid purchase.

  • @TheJoBlackos
    @TheJoBlackos Před rokem +2

    They are redoing the European support team by shrinking it significantly and moving all Eastern European language support to 🇩🇪.

  • @mckinleyostvig7135
    @mckinleyostvig7135 Před rokem

    If Facebook payed me $144 a week I still wouldn't use it.

  • @iZian
    @iZian Před rokem +1

    Certain Facebook users with a particular status were getting direct support from Meta for issues on the platform; this conveniently terminated at the end of Jan this year.
    I guess to pave way for the paid support.
    So now I don’t get support anymore. Regular users have no way to get hold of a real person at Facebook for any meaningful help with an issue they face.
    And individual user is just a rounding error on a rounding error so costs more to support than they get back I bet.

  • @CybrJames
    @CybrJames Před rokem +9

    Social Media is a Joke. Thank god for LMG

  • @LeroyMustang
    @LeroyMustang Před rokem

    Proactively adding a way to tip Instagram and Facebook creators. Essentially eliminating the effect of spamming accounts because legitimate accounts pay.
    Those aren’t bad things.

  • @benlock2937
    @benlock2937 Před rokem +1

    Sounds like the creator warehouse is listening to the F**k Face Podcast

  • @fantasyskeep
    @fantasyskeep Před rokem +1

    What does "Verified" even mean anymore?

  • @John-Laird
    @John-Laird Před rokem

    Extra-Medium is the most hilarious size I have ever heard of.

  • @heroclix0rz
    @heroclix0rz Před rokem

    Why have only your customers pay you when you could also have your products pay you?

  • @yuvalne
    @yuvalne Před rokem

    imagine paying to have your data sold to advertisers

  • @LuisCastillo-tg6xw
    @LuisCastillo-tg6xw Před rokem

    Almost spit out my coffee with the extra medium

  • @awesomeferret
    @awesomeferret Před rokem

    The irony is that Twitter Blue will probably end up being significantly more successful. I still don't understand why this is so expensive. Imagine if it was actually reasonable, like 50 cents a month; many millions of people would sign up for sure. . Too bad about payment processing fees.

  • @CrazyMan_Engineer
    @CrazyMan_Engineer Před rokem +1

    So is he trying to take us to school?

  • @MrDirtydisco
    @MrDirtydisco Před rokem

    "increased search visibility" really means that they will lower visibility for those that doesnt pay.

  • @cameronl1859
    @cameronl1859 Před rokem

    Since when has Facebook had support?
    Several years ago, at least 6, they banned me from commenting on news sites (the comments section at the bottom of non-FB pages, like with Disqus) without telling me why. I was very confused because I never, ever attack anyone personally in internet comments. I sent FB support probably a half dozen emails, all extremely professional, before eventually just giving up. The account is still banned to this day. I never got an explanation.

  • @konukaame_
    @konukaame_ Před rokem

    I am surprised no one mentioned this, but I HIGHLY doubt it is "Direct Customer Support"
    It is going to be a chat bot probably.

  • @not.oskifar3038
    @not.oskifar3038 Před rokem

    I would pay 144$/second for the company, but I wouldn't even pay 1$ for a lifetime of this subscription.

  • @crackny4n
    @crackny4n Před rokem

    Getting back my account without actual "user facing" support was a fucking torture.

  • @MilkieBeargames
    @MilkieBeargames Před rokem

    Does anyone even use Facebook? And if they do, why would they pay?

  • @MudakTheMultiplier
    @MudakTheMultiplier Před rokem

    Ok but I'm in that range between large and medium and I would *absolutely* buy it labeled as "extra medium".

  • @Zeldur
    @Zeldur Před rokem +10

    The best thing Facebook has going for it is FB marketplace. If you do make the whale mark, make it SUPER cheesey. Like, either a winking smiling and thumbs up whale leaning its elbow on the ring around it (like the scalloped ring around twitter blue). Or, have the shape of the whale be the check mark. Either would make great emotes

    • @asdfssdfghgdfy5940
      @asdfssdfghgdfy5940 Před rokem

      Facebook marketplace is trash. I literally have to use all my brainpower to find the legitimate ads amongst the sponsored ads.

  • @AndrewKuttor
    @AndrewKuttor Před rokem

    As a resident photographer for several places, a musician -- someone who self brands -- I would probably pay for it.

  • @spaz564
    @spaz564 Před rokem

    In my experience with Facebook, they don't have support for the user

  • @HardYeti
    @HardYeti Před rokem

    Just add to the whale tier when you buy merch an additional option to get it signed. It might cost more depending on who you choose to sign it

  • @davidchillton1744
    @davidchillton1744 Před rokem

    Facebook: 144$ to use Facebook
    Also Facebook: But we’ll steal and sell your personal information for free !