The First American at Hogwarts (Day1)

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  • čas přidán 2. 07. 2021
  • There’s a magical language barrier that needs breaking between Americans and Brits
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  • @nicolasinguanti9986
    @nicolasinguanti9986 Před 2 lety +27965

    “Ok, summon some chips”
    *summons chips*
    “Those are crisps”

    • @wafflelife6028
      @wafflelife6028 Před 2 lety +300

      French fries, yes French fries, fuck your logic partner

    • @error8119
      @error8119 Před 2 lety +840

      “ohhhh french fries”
      “they aren’t even french!”

    • @houseoftoussaint9609
      @houseoftoussaint9609 Před 2 lety +414

      @@error8119
      Freedom fries then. Geez.

    • @DarkMasterJo
      @DarkMasterJo Před 2 lety +36

      Degenerates ! Degenerates everywhere !

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo Před 2 lety +132

      @@houseoftoussaint9609 why do Americans tout "freedom" like they invented it?
      They were one of the last major countries to ban slavery , is that why? Because freedom is still a new idea to them?

  • @duck_entertainment
    @duck_entertainment Před 2 lety +24676

    Let’s be real. My mans just summoned a whole car with little to no training

    • @TerryTerius
      @TerryTerius Před 2 lety +771

      @Faerûnian We make fun of our own stereotypes literally all the time.

    • @RealMothman98
      @RealMothman98 Před 2 lety +664

      @Faerûnian I disagree. I find it refreshing to see someone using their stereotypes for comedic purposes. A stereotype can't hurt you if you don't let it hurt you, making it something you can laugh at is beautiful.

    • @yahelisrael6958
      @yahelisrael6958 Před 2 lety +22

      @Faerûnian I completely agree. This shit is getting old. He make fun of it but would jump at the opportunity to play one of us in major production movie. Funny how they make fun of us but don't give us credit for paving the way for them to play in our movies and get famous off of playing AA characters in movies and TV

    • @suivatra123
      @suivatra123 Před 2 lety +15

      @@TerryTerius I did it today.... multiple times actually lol.

    • @maad1670
      @maad1670 Před 2 lety +37

      he's in hogwarts for a reason

  • @ShyRonnie13
    @ShyRonnie13 Před 2 lety +4454

    Ok i need the whole season of Jeromius on Hogwarts please

  • @amelia3146
    @amelia3146 Před 2 lety +2621

    “*continues to ramble in amercanisms*” felt that in my soul

  • @johnf.kennedy7683
    @johnf.kennedy7683 Před 2 lety +11831

    Tbf, I would be way more impressed if someone summoned a car over a zucchini.

    • @crussteasock4047
      @crussteasock4047 Před 2 lety +108

      Yeah, anyone would

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 Před 2 lety +160

      But you know what's even better than a summoning car?
      Summoning a *GIANT SPACE LASER.*

    • @adrian.h2938
      @adrian.h2938 Před 2 lety +33

      Or a bullet proof vest 🙄

    • @mxiicro7903
      @mxiicro7903 Před 2 lety +51

      @@tremendousyeet3467 Wanna know whats better than summoning a Giant Space Lazer
      Summoning *2 Giant Space Lazers*

    • @raymonds7492
      @raymonds7492 Před 2 lety +20

      @@adrian.h2938 or a frickin shark with a frickin laser on its frickin head.

  • @izimari
    @izimari Před 2 lety +10728

    I would've been MORE impressed that he conjured an entirely functional automobile in literally a second to be honest. Like "Fuck the zucchini, you're in"

    • @goldendash1527
      @goldendash1527 Před 2 lety +142

      I mean it's the unwitting skill he has.

    • @izimari
      @izimari Před 2 lety +110

      @Elora Crowley (Solacine) Let me uh... let me fix that with a comma real quick

    • @heyits_cat8966
      @heyits_cat8966 Před 2 lety +46

      It took me so long to relize you didn't want him to screw the zucchini

    • @waleedalzuhairi526
      @waleedalzuhairi526 Před 2 lety +14

      It's fake they Photoshopped it you can clearly see that he's not even sitting inside for real

    • @sodapxp
      @sodapxp Před 2 lety +33

      @@waleedalzuhairi526 No shit, sherlock

  • @PallasAthene12
    @PallasAthene12 Před 2 lety +1461

    Ok but this legit reminds me of when I was in a restaurant and an American at the next table said ‘what is a cour....ggett?’
    Her British friend: ‘it’s a zucchini’
    Her: ‘in what language?’
    Him: ‘English’
    😂

    • @SuperJman1111
      @SuperJman1111 Před rokem +64

      That would have been me, 100%

    • @greyngreyer5
      @greyngreyer5 Před rokem +106

      I love how one is from Italian and the other from French.

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk Před rokem +79

      @@greyngreyer5 yeah English be like "hee her I will steal from them both and make both the words English!! Nobody can stop me!"

    • @greyngreyer5
      @greyngreyer5 Před rokem +5

      @@madeniquevanwyk It's not stealing xD still funny though

    • @hibye-die
      @hibye-die Před rokem +8

      this is why I hate the English language and I was born with it I even took college classes and still dont understand it

  • @unicornbarfingrainbows7599
    @unicornbarfingrainbows7599 Před 2 lety +500

    If a Florida man was at Hogwarts Voldemort would’ve been defeated in an instant

    • @wafiyaabbey5198
      @wafiyaabbey5198 Před rokem +9

      😂😂😂

    • @Karinara
      @Karinara Před rokem +27

      The Florida man would have been Voldemort

    • @chrislanglois8275
      @chrislanglois8275 Před rokem +12

      @@Karinara no thats supposed to b alabama man 🤔

    • @user-yj7ve5zv9n
      @user-yj7ve5zv9n Před rokem +8

      Crazy Florida man hatches a dragon in a wood hut.

    • @MohammedWentBoom
      @MohammedWentBoom Před 10 měsíci

      He could've been defeated easily anyway. Send an owl to him and follow the owl. Oh look there he is now just avada cadavra his ass

  • @Valeij221
    @Valeij221 Před 2 lety +8036

    Voldemort: “you’ll never defeat meee pOTTer!!”
    American magician: *loads last buck shot into 12 guage* “abrakaBAMBAM!”

    • @shreyasadhikari1474
      @shreyasadhikari1474 Před 2 lety +415

      My uncle who got nose surgery

    • @Seastar14TheWitch
      @Seastar14TheWitch Před 2 lety +58

      @Adamant The antagonist in Harry Potter.

    • @CrispyMonkeyBallz
      @CrispyMonkeyBallz Před 2 lety +84

      abrakabambam🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 Před 2 lety +13

      @Adamant bruh y u watching and leaving comments everywhere when u say you don’t even know or like Harry potter

    • @lihzzahrdspeed6631
      @lihzzahrdspeed6631 Před 2 lety +16

      @Adamant you’re an actual little kid if you don’t know what antagonist means

  • @damntae6540
    @damntae6540 Před 2 lety +23336

    “Oh.. you wanted a zucchini-” 😭 Idk why that made me laugh so hard

    • @meabees
      @meabees Před 2 lety +371

      @@abaddon4225 😐

    • @damntae6540
      @damntae6540 Před 2 lety +292

      @@abaddon4225 😐

    • @robertnicu
      @robertnicu Před 2 lety +247

      I wouldn't mind having a V8 American sportscar instead of a zucchini

    • @robertnicu
      @robertnicu Před 2 lety +96

      @@abaddon4225 😐

    • @gavinyeet2618
      @gavinyeet2618 Před 2 lety +48

      @@robertnicu 😐

  • @stefanetienney8351
    @stefanetienney8351 Před 2 lety +106

    "Summon a bottle of water"
    "A BO'LE OF WO'AH" *wheeze*

    • @andrewhawkins6754
      @andrewhawkins6754 Před rokem +2

      The only accent that can out ' the bri'ish is an old time brooklyn accent.

  • @rafaysyed520
    @rafaysyed520 Před 2 lety +111

    Both his accents are so spot on I can't tell which is his actual accent lol

    • @ovaloctopus8
      @ovaloctopus8 Před 2 lety +18

      It has to be the English accent because I've never heard an American that's able to do an accent like that so well. They also wouldn't do a London accent like that they normally try RP

  • @RawkL0bster
    @RawkL0bster Před 2 lety +3579

    *American Wizard unlocking a door with magic*
    "Alohomora!"
    *Blows lock off door with their Glock*

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 Před 2 lety +124

      or, friend of American Wizard: "All right folks, this is the LockpickingLawyer, and I'm going to pick this clumsy Master Lock wizard door open in a minute. I also brought Bosnian Bill's .50 cal to just remove the existence of this bad excuse of a lock after I pick it."

    • @stanislav4607
      @stanislav4607 Před 2 lety +64

      "Avada Kedavra!"
      *Blows the lock off the door with a shotgun*

    • @pablodm9
      @pablodm9 Před 2 lety +7

      I'm just dying right now 😂😂😂

    • @luccifero
      @luccifero Před 2 lety +2

      More like *BANGBANG* POLICE OPEN THE DOOR!!

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 Před 2 lety +4

      He just comes in with his Keanu Reeve gunfu, and is all about the right tool for the job. He just duel carries a wand and a gun and has a pocket knife. Shoots with his right hand, casts spells with his left. Throws his glock away to grab his knife and then summons his gun back whenever he needs it. Is the defense against the dark arts teachers favorite student, but he's also in gryfindor.

  • @isaiahb.1915
    @isaiahb.1915 Před 2 lety +16246

    The rest of the hogwards students preparing for war: *casting spells
    The American exchange student:*loads ak105 with draco on the side

  • @aldenheterodyne2833
    @aldenheterodyne2833 Před 2 lety +950

    A dramatized version of a conversation I had with my roommates. I'm from the US, they were from the UK. Miscommunications happened.
    "I'm making dinner, can you get some mince?"
    "Sure thing."
    ~ A few moments later ~
    "I got your mints. Is it going to be a super garlicky dinner, or...?"
    "You... brought me sweets?"
    "Yeah, you asked for mints."
    "Mince! MINCE! As in MINCEMEAT!"
    "... Ground beef?"
    * Confusion* "Why-? All cows are on the ground, it's not as though they can fly or- nevermind... I want chopped up meat! Minced up meat! MINCE!"
    "Yeah, ground beef. Like... Ground up. In a grinder. Ground beef. I'll go get it. We're low on butter anyway."
    "... What on earth is 'buhdderr'? Buhdderr?...Oh, did you mean 'butter'?"
    "Yeah. Yeah I meant 'butt-tah'. 😑 I'll get some biscuits too- I want to make biscuits and gravy for breakfast tomorrow." * Leaves*
    *Visible confusion* "The fuck is he on about?"

    • @michellemathias561
      @michellemathias561 Před 2 lety +112

      This sounds hilarious tbh 🤣

    • @arstorm3171
      @arstorm3171 Před rokem +25

      Hahahaha🤣

    • @BrilliantMin
      @BrilliantMin Před rokem +27

      Oh god😂😂😂

    • @frostyblade8842
      @frostyblade8842 Před rokem +20

      this was funny, though I'm from Ireland and we say mince so I'm not sure if that was the US guy or the UK guy

    • @aldenheterodyne2833
      @aldenheterodyne2833 Před rokem +104

      @@frostyblade8842 We call it "ground [meat]" in the US- or at least in my part of the US. My roommate from the UK (upper class London accent I think) was saying "mince".
      ⚠️ADHD tangent incoming:
      My roommate looked at me like I was crazy when I said I was learning how to make biscuits and gravy. Biscuits over there are what we call cookies over here. Apparently you don't actually have (US) biscuits over there, your closest equivalent is a (Scottish) scone which is denser and sweeter than (US) biscuits. What we call "scones" is very different than what the UK calls "scones"- ours are these very dense pastries that can be either sweet or savory.
      Also, apparently in the UK they measure things by weight instead of by volume. Measuring by weight is better, but I still use measuring cups. Measuring cups don't run out of batteries.
      Also, I made bread once- it was a big deal for the American roommates. Fresh-baked bread is super expensive here. But to the UK roommates, it was like "😑... yeah, that tastes like bread. Good job? 🤷‍♂️ " while we were all fawning over it. Turns out, fresh bakery bread is relatively cheap and common where they both lived. The cheapest and most common bread here in the US is factory-made, really soft, and has a bunch of unpronounceable ingredients.

  • @eurostar0711
    @eurostar0711 Před 2 lety +45

    "I just bought this flat."
    "This place isnt flat, you crazy bro."

  • @markvancamp988
    @markvancamp988 Před 2 lety +3759

    "Summon a football"
    Jeromius: alright here's your footb-

  • @Web-Slinger42
    @Web-Slinger42 Před 2 lety +5199

    Voldemort: "Any last words?"
    American Witch: "Your Mom"

    • @juggaIa
      @juggaIa Před 2 lety +193

      *dies of laughter*

    • @unicornbarfingrainbows7599
      @unicornbarfingrainbows7599 Před 2 lety +295

      I mean he was killed by a mother’s love and had mommy issues so it makes sense

    • @tmar8959
      @tmar8959 Před 2 lety +61

      @@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 STOP 😂😂😂

    • @HA-ug4qu
      @HA-ug4qu Před 2 lety +39

      JOE MAMA

    • @applejuice565
      @applejuice565 Před 2 lety +16

      My sister would say "your mom's a last word"

  • @ohareair552
    @ohareair552 Před 2 lety +46

    Feel bad for the poor guy who had his corvette taken from his front drive to a castle 300 miles away

  • @veronica-mew
    @veronica-mew Před 2 lety +158

    Okay but the "American ramble" part is how 80% of the people I know talk lmao. You ain't even wrong there

  • @scxr1526
    @scxr1526 Před 2 lety +927

    “Im tryna get my UK broomstick license up in here dawg”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AdrrianXae
    @AdrrianXae Před 2 lety +1948

    I need a "Aye, im looking for wizard class" t-shirt

  • @spinyhedgie
    @spinyhedgie Před rokem +26

    i love how when he says the other teachers name the captions just read as “calls the black teacher”

  • @ChristinaMagma
    @ChristinaMagma Před 2 lety +45

    The way he just keeps his conversation going as the teacher finds the replacement 😂

  • @LEGOMANIAC419
    @LEGOMANIAC419 Před 2 lety +16717

    Imagine this guy at the Battle of Hogwarts.
    "Avada-"
    "Corvette."
    *[Death Eaters get run over by a goddamn car]*
    "That's how you duel on the streets, bitch!"

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd Před 2 lety +397

      It's also 4 syllables fewer! 😂😂

    • @hirahi
      @hirahi Před 2 lety +105

      underrated lmao

    • @somebodykares1
      @somebodykares1 Před 2 lety +367

      I think his Patronus would be a Corvette.

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 Před 2 lety +172

      No need for guns if you can just summon a car.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann Před 2 lety +36

      @@somebodykares1 LMAOOOO

  • @ashlynmccathy1825
    @ashlynmccathy1825 Před 2 lety +7397

    I had a dream just like this and everyone in Gryffindor Tower kept going: “ooh I like your accent!”

    • @jamesblakeley4329
      @jamesblakeley4329 Před 2 lety +520

      Ooh I like your accent!
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      Where you from?

    • @ashlynmccathy1825
      @ashlynmccathy1825 Před 2 lety +367

      @@jamesblakeley4329 I’m Liberian✨😂

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 Před 2 lety +313

      @@ashlynmccathy1825 *Whispers* “Oooh I like yo accent where you from??”

    • @ap90462
      @ap90462 Před 2 lety +46

      @@ashlynmccathy1825 Liberian accent in Harry Potter? 🤣

    • @ashlynmccathy1825
      @ashlynmccathy1825 Před 2 lety +60

      @@ap90462 it’s the meme lol “I’m Liberian”

  • @leorobin832
    @leorobin832 Před 2 lety +12

    "oh, you wanted a zucchini" it's such a simple line but so funny.

  • @spaceevo8622
    @spaceevo8622 Před 2 lety +13

    I laughed way too hard when he called for the black teacher

  • @itreal379
    @itreal379 Před 2 lety +18438

    All these "Americans will just summon a gun" jokes but Harry's problems would have been solved a lot sooner if he was carrying

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner Před 2 lety +1002

      That's the problem with soft magic systems. No rules means not only do you not know how magic is used to solve a problem but also why it isn't used to solve other problems.

    • @jonathanfairchild
      @jonathanfairchild Před 2 lety +995

      That’s what I’m saying! Why go find the horcruxes when all you gotta do is sniper shoot Voldemort 5 times. Those horcruxes will take care of them selves when Voldemort is constantly having to be reborn.

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner Před 2 lety +1364

      @@jonathanfairchild Harry Potter and the .50 cal Barrett

    • @lappodamy5826
      @lappodamy5826 Před 2 lety +346

      @@paul_warner good ol glock would have been enough in a decent hand against these glitter shootin foos

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner Před 2 lety +156

      @@lappodamy5826 Jonathan Fairchild said sniper. Tbh we don't know the muzzle velocity of Avada Kedavra so who knows what's really more effective

  • @moxiclip
    @moxiclip Před 2 lety +2685

    "Adewale Baba Chike!"
    That's multiethnic Nigerian names right there!

    • @Theonewhoseeksknowledge
      @Theonewhoseeksknowledge Před 2 lety +108

      Lmao I died right there. He really is Naija bred

    • @gilgamesh7055
      @gilgamesh7055 Před 2 lety +62

      Isnt Adewalé Nigerian for "The crown has returned home" or something along those lines?

    • @lissaizu
      @lissaizu Před 2 lety +74

      @@gilgamesh7055 *yoruba

    • @missmary1761
      @missmary1761 Před 2 lety +15

      Lmaoo i thought i was the only one that noticed😂😂😂

    • @oliviatiwaladeadedokun2929
      @oliviatiwaladeadedokun2929 Před 2 lety +43

      From two different tribes. However that’s possible, a parentage of Igbo and Yoruba origins

  • @johnathanthompson8477
    @johnathanthompson8477 Před 2 lety +9

    This too damn accurate got me on “driving on the wrong side of the road.” LOL

  • @MadPiano1
    @MadPiano1 Před 2 lety +9

    “UK Broomstick License” my goodness hahaha. I can’t stop laughing hahaha

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ Před 2 lety +1536

    Draco: let's duel!
    American harry: *pulls out ar-15* aight

    • @backpackpepelon3867
      @backpackpepelon3867 Před 2 lety +157

      Hogwarts gone have their first school shooting lmao

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 Před 2 lety +32

      come on man, stop watching the news a bit, there are so many other guns you could name

    • @abysswatcher9172
      @abysswatcher9172 Před 2 lety +21

      Snipes him from 100m away.

    • @bunsenn5064
      @bunsenn5064 Před 2 lety +42

      Southwestern slinger: *pulls out a .375 magnum* “Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter”

    • @mohammadrahman3296
      @mohammadrahman3296 Před 2 lety +17

      Imagine this guy at the hogwarts war
      "Avada-"
      "Accio corvette"
      Death eater litterally get ran over with car
      "Thats how you duel

  • @DzakyAmany
    @DzakyAmany Před 2 lety +594

    Hogwarts student disarming an opponent: "Expelliarmus!"
    US Student: *"GET TASED FOOL"*

  • @Solqueen86
    @Solqueen86 Před 2 lety +5

    When I went to a British college everyone thought I was Canadian for two years....And I was from NJ!

  • @auraluna7679
    @auraluna7679 Před rokem +2

    Ilvermorny: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @aravchubsbaba
    @aravchubsbaba Před 2 lety +4374

    Jeromius: *Falls off broomstick and breaks several bones*
    Student: Jeromius! We need to take you to Madam Pompfrey right now!
    Jeromius: Nah, bruh. It’s just a few little fractures, not worth a visit to the doctor.

  • @Evangelion543
    @Evangelion543 Před 2 lety +730

    Hogwarts: *Casting Dark & Gloomy spells*
    The American: Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading.

    • @nickmoran419
      @nickmoran419 Před 2 lety +64

      *Pulls out scoped side wand*

    • @raymonds7492
      @raymonds7492 Před 2 lety +31

      Switching to another gun is called a new york reload

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander Před 2 lety +14

      Having a bigger clip is faster than both

  • @poodychulak
    @poodychulak Před 2 lety +7

    The way he's looking at him before pawning him off on the other teacher🤣 "Help this student" more like "He needs some help"

  • @lappiefernsch.6725
    @lappiefernsch.6725 Před 2 lety +8

    “Oh you wanted a zucchini” I died for some reason

  • @thanhavictus
    @thanhavictus Před 2 lety +2648

    Professor: "okay now summon a functioning healthcare system"
    American student: "fuck"

    • @ooooneeee
      @ooooneeee Před 2 lety +27

      😂

    • @rattatouilletherat
      @rattatouilletherat Před 2 lety +15

      Summon a riot? Or a CIA backed latin coup?

    • @raymonds7492
      @raymonds7492 Před 2 lety +78

      Our healthcare system is functioning, it's just expensive, for most people. some of use even have free or heavily subsidized healthcare too.

    • @marcus9434
      @marcus9434 Před 2 lety +6

      😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @commissarf1196
      @commissarf1196 Před 2 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Zwei22
    @Zwei22 Před 2 lety +317

    I mean... He passed the test. He demonstrated his ability to perform magic... Even if it wasn't the right object.

  • @tarareads23
    @tarareads23 Před 2 lety +2

    Jeromius 🤣🤣🤣 And I love how he’s still talking in the background. 😂😂😂

  • @jfb3361
    @jfb3361 Před 2 lety +1

    I was wondering what a courgette was, lol. It’s not even on my autocorrect dictionary!

  • @qt100
    @qt100 Před 2 lety +1817

    The fact that the American was still talking while the wizard went and got help. Ugh I’m dead 😆😆😆

    • @thatonepenguin329
      @thatonepenguin329 Před 2 lety +55

      As an American, I can fact check this whole video 💯

    • @reeseblakeney7917
      @reeseblakeney7917 Před 2 lety +65

      Americans will talk at you, even if you're deaf.

    • @estellaruiz3125
      @estellaruiz3125 Před 2 lety +24

      @@reeseblakeney7917 only the self indulgent ones.

    • @Loaves_and_fishes
      @Loaves_and_fishes Před 2 lety +2

      @@estellaruiz3125 lol

    • @wiz3422
      @wiz3422 Před 2 lety +13

      As a American, I laughed at this and 100% found it funny 😌

  • @berrykid9616
    @berrykid9616 Před 2 lety +5

    "Summon some chips."
    Ok.
    "WHAT? Those are crispity crunchity-"
    NOT TODAY

  • @LeonorFiniCat
    @LeonorFiniCat Před 2 lety +8

    I don’t think he needs Hogwarts if he can summon a Corvette 😂

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom Před 2 lety +282

    Any Slytherin use the word "mudblood" gonna catch these hands!

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Před 2 lety +228

    I figured he would either summon a Corvette, a corset, or a corgi.

  • @theemries4766
    @theemries4766 Před rokem +1

    Just wait until Jeromius gets offered som biscuits and asks “where’s the gravy?”

  • @anishagunasekera7360
    @anishagunasekera7360 Před 2 lety +6

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Jeromius: "UK broomstick license"

  • @twitchknoght9914
    @twitchknoght9914 Před 2 lety +5873

    Teacher: Jeromious summon a courgette
    Jeromious: aight, corvette, corvette

    • @panproky4115
      @panproky4115 Před 2 lety +143

      We saw the video :]

    • @DerexWolfheart
      @DerexWolfheart Před 2 lety +29

      good job 👍

    • @Noyb841
      @Noyb841 Před 2 lety +7

      @@panproky4115 😂😂😂

    • @Johnysmyth
      @Johnysmyth Před 2 lety +83

      Comments like these are brain 🧠 dead.
      Either make a joke or say what part you thought was funny. At the end of a movie do you turn to your friends and say “once upon a time... [insert entire movie script]”? Jesus

    • @asad_tube7942
      @asad_tube7942 Před 2 lety

      I just gave you Your 900th like .

  • @katelyncalvo
    @katelyncalvo Před 2 lety +101

    “Welcome to Hogwarts”
    “Oh fo sho”

  • @allisonforfornsed
    @allisonforfornsed Před 2 lety +1

    First thing, I heard "Jeromius" and I about fell over LMAO!!!!

  • @Zen_user-001
    @Zen_user-001 Před 2 lety +1

    It's going to be a rough year at Hogwarts

  • @bobholly3843
    @bobholly3843 Před 2 lety +334

    No one's going to notice how once he saw the black wizard, he felt relieved and started speaking in a casual tone? Lol.

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 Před 2 lety +11

      thats just racist black people for you

    • @christina4012
      @christina4012 Před 2 lety +63

      @@bradhaines3142 Whatever, Brad

    • @slothful2039
      @slothful2039 Před 2 lety +69

      @@bradhaines3142 It's more so because black people are afraid of being judged? How is that racist?

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd Před 2 lety +14

      I noticed. I also noticed it was with a modicum more respect than he gave the headmaster (I assume headmaster)

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 Před 2 lety +12

      @@slothful2039 afraid of being judged? everyone is getting judged every time they meet someone. its called a first impression. why are black people specifically afraid of that from white people?

  • @Skyntj
    @Skyntj Před 2 lety +1305

    If Harry was tiktoker : "Hmm dumbledore the feast was straight up bussin bussin ..Sheeesh"

    • @jeanylovepadernal834
      @jeanylovepadernal834 Před 2 lety +25

      @Adamant watch Harry Potter it'll explain everything srry it's just too long to explain without me simping for draco- :)

    • @arkrusted
      @arkrusted Před 2 lety +41

      @Adamant sorry but the way you worded that was funny as hell man

    • @nazareneoftheway3936
      @nazareneoftheway3936 Před 2 lety +1

      😩😜🤚🤞

    • @jeanylovepadernal834
      @jeanylovepadernal834 Před 2 lety +3

      @Adamant sorry if I offended you :)

    • @PrincessAfrica3
      @PrincessAfrica3 Před 2 lety +3

      @@arkrusted it was funny 😆 little wizards 🥲

  • @anabellasantana5327
    @anabellasantana5327 Před 2 lety +11

    I have never read those books neither I am American or English but... I'M LOVING THIS ❤🇺🇾

  • @gigglemybleach1142
    @gigglemybleach1142 Před 2 lety +4

    “Jerumious” 😭

  • @zoooooom
    @zoooooom Před 2 lety +179

    The real magic is his flawless transition between those accents 😱👌🔥

  • @titsarmageddon
    @titsarmageddon Před 2 lety +50

    I love that the American doesn't stop talking 😂😂

  • @callummarkel1150
    @callummarkel1150 Před 2 lety +3

    "Summon an Aubergine"
    "Is that a county?"

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero Před 2 lety +1

    I’d like to see wizards react to a gun
    “Parry this you filthy casual”

  • @straightjacket308
    @straightjacket308 Před 2 lety +123

    I feel like Hogwarts actually needs someone like this at their school. You know; someone to loosen up the tension and bring some fun!!!

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 Před 2 lety

      Now you getting it welcome others to the other side lol

    • @shacochad7052
      @shacochad7052 Před rokem

      Smeagol the guy that lost his limbs on Mustafar was the best character in Harry Potter

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone Před rokem

      That was the Weasley twins, and you saw what happened to them--

  • @LovenArtiste
    @LovenArtiste Před 2 lety +309

    Thought he was American first but when I heard the British accent I thought it way too natural 😂. I was confused, I had to watch it again to figure out which was his normal accent.

    • @OReily08080
      @OReily08080 Před 2 lety +64

      Right! I'm like "that British accent sound too good"

    • @Micheal93k
      @Micheal93k Před 2 lety +49

      He's British. You can hear it in his American accent too

    • @djdogninja3193
      @djdogninja3193 Před 2 lety +58

      @@Joybuzzahz this is wrong the American version of the English language is basically an abridge of the original British dialect

    • @CavemanNo.12
      @CavemanNo.12 Před 2 lety +36

      @@djdogninja3193 I think he's trolling

    • @evilovesperry
      @evilovesperry Před 2 lety +5

      @@Joybuzzahz bruh...

  • @mckenzie2423
    @mckenzie2423 Před 2 lety +17

    “Hey what’s the survival rate”
    “We had a war last year”
    “So about the same as an American school”

  • @justinmckenzie3318
    @justinmckenzie3318 Před rokem

    That moment of the student when he had a blank yet clueless look on his face, had me cracking up! 😂 keep dish out these funny and original short video! 👏

  • @thelonelypigeon9554
    @thelonelypigeon9554 Před 2 lety +127

    UK magicians: *Magic attacks*
    US magicians: *Summons a machine gun*

    • @ismata3274
      @ismata3274 Před 2 lety +7

      Bonus silver bullets included.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte Před 2 lety +164

    "That's courgette."
    "You mean zucchini?"
    Me: marrow is marrow!

  • @krisloveschicken3939
    @krisloveschicken3939 Před 2 lety +2

    "OK, summon some chips"
    "Bet"
    *summons crips*

  • @Amy-ny8hz
    @Amy-ny8hz Před 2 lety +1

    Idk why he has griffendor on but He‘s definitely a slytherin😂

  • @naserhamad3711
    @naserhamad3711 Před 2 lety +2023

    Dude I'm glad I randomly found you on shorts, your videos are so good

  • @solarprogeny6736
    @solarprogeny6736 Před 2 lety +557

    i'm more concerned why he got accepted to Hogwarts rather than Ilvermony lmfao

    • @corbsshas2811
      @corbsshas2811 Před 2 lety +98

      Kicked out for not packing heat

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 Před 2 lety +16

      @@corbsshas2811 well at least he's probably packing periodt

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 Před 2 lety +46

      he got excepted to the inner city wizard school from key and peele

    • @PUNISHERMHS_2021
      @PUNISHERMHS_2021 Před 2 lety +20

      Some UK blood perhaps?

    • @justanobody8010
      @justanobody8010 Před 2 lety +15

      Most people dont even know about American wizards and witches

  • @kidfox3971
    @kidfox3971 Před 2 lety +3

    "OK, summon a proud moment in British history"
    *Summons Frenchmen and Belgians to watch his back as he runs away screaming.*

  • @mrspiffy8587
    @mrspiffy8587 Před 2 lety

    The simple "yo, what's good" when the second teacher said hello broke me

  • @FirstWorldProblemz
    @FirstWorldProblemz Před 2 lety +280

    Honestly i can’t tell is he’s American or British because both accents are accurate lol

    • @Briar-
      @Briar- Před 2 lety +17

      He has a British accent

    • @nobody.123
      @nobody.123 Před 2 lety +35

      I thought he was American, that’s crazy.
      Based on his other vids, he’s British.

    • @firstname1317
      @firstname1317 Před 2 lety +64

      brits can do the American accent better than Americans can do the British accent

    • @goldlion9066
      @goldlion9066 Před 2 lety +7

      @@firstname1317 k

    • @nobody.123
      @nobody.123 Před 2 lety +27

      @@firstname1317 I guess it’s from watching American movies/TV shows starting at a young age? Idk

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Před 2 lety +143

    Any smart man would drop out of Hogwarts for a free Corvette.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 Před 2 lety +2

      Right?!

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton Před 2 lety +7

      Mastering magic would be a lot more valuable than a Corvette.

    • @ohareair552
      @ohareair552 Před 2 lety +7

      It’s all fun and games until Voldemort pulls up and all you have to defend yourself is an expensive car

    • @vladiiidracula235
      @vladiiidracula235 Před 2 lety

      @@ohareair552 Voldemort be laughing til you light his ass up

    • @Th6o_crazyahh
      @Th6o_crazyahh Před 2 lety

      @@ohareair552 dont forget we carry

  • @anders8461
    @anders8461 Před 2 lety +3

    Imagine a bright yellow car is flying towards you in high speed

  • @alisherri77
    @alisherri77 Před 2 lety +4

    Ok this was gold. More of these, part 2 and 3 and 4!!!

  • @notsuperhumain
    @notsuperhumain Před 2 lety +20

    We need more of theses Hogwarts sketches

    • @Deathcore_Cvlt
      @Deathcore_Cvlt Před 2 lety

      Damn girl, you're absolutely fucking gorgeous 😍😍

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue Před 2 lety +120

    So he's an entry level student? So he's gonna be taking lessons with a bunch of 8 year olds?
    I would absolutely watch that series.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 Před 2 lety +6

      Nah he's taking a semester abroad

    • @ryanwatt6706
      @ryanwatt6706 Před 2 lety

      And all the kids are actual neighbor kids in his neighborhood lol

    • @LilyoftheLake14
      @LilyoftheLake14 Před 2 lety +2

      His letter got lost in the mail for quite some time because of the overseas shipping.

  • @peteralmeida8321
    @peteralmeida8321 Před 2 lety +3

    It's all fun and games until the silent American wizard gets bullied.

  • @CorruptGlitchexe
    @CorruptGlitchexe Před 2 lety +1

    His Patronus:
    *Beep beep*

  • @leonard3374
    @leonard3374 Před 2 lety +4781

    Just found your channel and i'll tell you.... you're the most criminally underrated person on CZcams!! I can't stop laughing at every one of your comical videos! The courgette ahahaha great job!!

    • @Slippingsnail42
      @Slippingsnail42 Před 2 lety +2

      Same

    • @somegirl8007
      @somegirl8007 Před 2 lety +1

      Same

    • @leonard3374
      @leonard3374 Před 2 lety +2

      Well he made 20k subs in like 2 days so... not that underrated anymore I guess

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ Před 2 lety +1

      @@leonard3374 I'd say he's still pretty underrated, but not "criminally underrated."

    • @leonard3374
      @leonard3374 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheUnderscore_ he literally had 5k subs when I wrote that comment

  • @Mbappegoat100
    @Mbappegoat100 Před 2 lety +40

    Continues to ramble in Americanism: I can confirm that happens more often than it should

  • @ITI-xi5zx
    @ITI-xi5zx Před 2 lety +2

    as an American watching your channel, I learn something new every day!

  • @Sweeneytv
    @Sweeneytv Před 2 lety +1

    petition to summon me a corvette. 👉👈😳

  • @FinalLuigi
    @FinalLuigi Před 2 lety +121

    This is what Latin American Spanish sounds like to Spaniards.

  • @elsereno4
    @elsereno4 Před 2 lety +8

    “Jeromius” alone killed me

  • @fvcklunacy
    @fvcklunacy Před 2 lety +1

    that last sound effect sounded like a mage spell from world of warcraft

  • @omegasage777
    @omegasage777 Před 2 lety +2

    "you wanted a zucchini" has me in stitchessssss

  • @yamouvi9954
    @yamouvi9954 Před 2 lety +29

    I definitely want to see more of Jeromius

  • @i_throw_ched289
    @i_throw_ched289 Před 2 lety +94

    “Ooh. You wanted a zucchini”
    Made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @wuliwulii
    @wuliwulii Před rokem

    PLEASE make more Hogwarts series, this is GOLD 🌟

  • @Sglagoomio
    @Sglagoomio Před rokem +1

    Crazy how this is literally his first time playing Elden Ring!

  • @CringeGamingOG
    @CringeGamingOG Před 2 lety +183

    I have an alarm that sounds off with “ELLO ELLO ELLO, WHATS ALL THIS THEN?!” That paired with hearing it every 4 hours randomly, plus the damn snooze button, has instilled a subconscious hatred of the British tongue.

    • @alexgracie1086
      @alexgracie1086 Před 2 lety +4

      Thanks, I didn't realise that all Brits sound the same.

    • @briancooley8777
      @briancooley8777 Před 2 lety +2

      *English accent is the most annoying in the world.
      Edit: British > English

    • @briancooley8777
      @briancooley8777 Před 2 lety

      Especially when they are children

    • @alexgracie1086
      @alexgracie1086 Před 2 lety +2

      @@briancooley8777 Again, what is a 'British Accent'? Because there's not just one. I would understand if you meant 'American Accent', because Americans all sound the same: ignorant. But the Welsh don't sound like the Scots, the Northern Irish don't sound like the English, and someone from New Cumnock sounds nothing like someone from Loughborough.
      Which I'm sure you know already from all your time spent traveling to the UK, right?

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 Před 2 lety +15

      @@alexgracie1086 - somebody here seems a bit salty.

  • @scorpleeon
    @scorpleeon Před 2 lety +357

    Jeromius. I died and went to Heaven 🤣 damn lol somebody with my sense of humor FINALLY

  • @Tislyfe
    @Tislyfe Před 2 lety +2

    I can’t even😂😂😂this was too good, We need full clips!🤣

  • @Brownskin_gurl
    @Brownskin_gurl Před 2 lety +3

    corvette corvette😂😂😭😭😭

  • @assassinhype2179
    @assassinhype2179 Před 2 lety +305

    Corvette corvette xDDD