Code MENT - Episode 3
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- čas přidán 17. 06. 2010
- In Memoriam.
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Songs (In order of appearance):
- Lovers' Theme
By: Hervé Roy's Romantic Themes
- Ironside
By: Quincy Jones
- Hide and Seek
By: Imogen Heap
- I Make It Rain
By: Lil Wayne
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jasper the bee would've been 10 this year. rest in peace king.
@blue it has been done
This is beautiful. R.I.P Jasper 😭
@@Nothing-1w3 your username just mindfucked me.
RIP Jasper he deserved better
10 years later still a fucking king
"Your stupidity reminds me of when our mother died"
"Good times"
:c
Mmmmmwhatchasaaaaay
Lol
Their mothers death reminds me of when David Spade/Clovis died.
Also good times
Wat
RIP jasper one like = 1 prayer
He was a good friend, and an even better man, I mean bee
+Captain Ginger so very sad
*sniffle*
Rest in spaghetti, Never forgetti.
now it's lelouch's job to defeat giygas and save the word once and for all
"and thats how i got over my coke addiction, now if you excuse me i have to go powder my nose"
There is something wrong with that statement but what?
Draco Smith I don’t think she got over her coke addiction.
@@donpacificbobcat9er615 you may be right
@@dracosmith7781 nah, that must be something else
Want some Coke *ZERO*
Y'know, Lelouch never tested his geass on animals... Theoretically, he could have a bee join him in his conquest.
Yea
*spoilers*
If he was able to use his Geass on fucking GOD then I imagine animals should work too.
@@benzed37 That would've been cool. Lelouch could've used a geass to make a squirrel go all Jojo part 2 on someone.
JASPER!!!
I've always assumed he did as a means to talk to Kallen
"Oh! A Bee! Hello, little friend! I shall name you Jasper, and together, we shall take over the Bee Kingdom!"
Don't lie, anyone, we've all had trains of thoughts like that when we're bored. All of us. XD
This guy
NAILED IT
I do 100% of the time everything around me has a name
wait your supposed to be bored when you have those trains of thought?
+Josh Riley it saddens me because i've never thought to take over a doll/bee/ant kingdom when being bored
thanks for the idea
this is what autism is like, only 24/7
"Ohohoho, what's she doing with that cup?"
...
"OH GOD I'M GONNA BE SICK"
Plus,
"I didn't do anything, I swear!"
*SMACK*
"Aw, you just made my shit list!"
2 girls one cup
blue phoenix don't look it up
orapop first of all that video is weak shit and I could eat while watching it and second of all I’ve seen that video more times than I’ve seen my own nose
blue pheonix I think you should get help
THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE A POST-KILL SANDWICH!
Because of this video I renamed my sandvich in tf2 to "Post-Kill Sandvich".
+Zackary “Zraxid” N. XD This is gonna be the first thing I do when I get a name tag!
Atomic Robo Tesla Hooray, I inspired someone!
Zackary N. Yay! XD I already have a description tag, so the description will be Lelouch's lines. :)
Nom Nom Nom
'RIP 2010-2010'
Jasper lived a long, rich life.
God Rest His Soul
Arson Anthem 313 Rip in peperoni T_T
*AH KALLEN, YOU JUST MADE MY SHIT LIST*
*^* RIP MR.JASPER
Lol
jasper is the best anime character ever... his character development was awesome and he has the most epic death scene of any anime character (100000000 times more awesome than kamina's death)
...The this revelation might come as a shock.
Jasper, like all worker bees, was a girl.
...Don't you just turn into a hollowfied demon monster upon death?
Leo Ryff that's why my life sucks...
Dude, you're Ichigo Kurosaki! How many women are shipped with you? And how many of those women have huge racks!? What is sucky about that!?
Leo Ryff
let me tell you what's sucky:
*always getting impaled on the chest or the crotch...
*some arrancar has gay affection for me...
*guy promises to give me powers... takes it back...
*bitchy princess always needs someone to protect her...
*every step I take is always planned by aizen...
*Busty girl has feelings for me... replaced me for an emo arrancar...
*a captain in soul society is always obssessed with fighting me...
*some random dude inside my body just won't keep quiet (especially when I'm fapping)
I love how Nunnally's voice is practically identical to the source material
*AUDIBLE GASP*
That bitch
Wha whoo wha whoo Wha whoo wha whoo
Jasper needed to live
Agreed as long as he had a retractable stinger, and before you say it's unrealistic there is magic seagull eye powers and a immortal witch who treats strangers like trash and mecks and a achevible way to see their world's version of God without dieing. Speaking of which I wonder what jaspers Geass would be
I still use this quote to this day
(You're a fool, everyone knows that they don't exist)
"Ok your story checks out."
(Like I was saying you're a genius)
My mind does that all the time :D
Kelly Cowley for a moment the voice in his head sounded like piccolo.
Kelly Cowley Same! XD
NAIL!
Lol
“Wait…”
(Imgonnadieimgonnadieimgonnadie!!)
Wait, hang on:
Jasper says "beware the purple eyed one", which we would immediately take to be Lelouch, which doesn't seem to make sense, but bees see in ultraviolet, so...
Doesn't everything look purple to him?
Ever watched Shaman King?
No. What is it, and why?
@@mattalevine oof. its a crucial part of the skit/joke.
So he was warning Lelouch about someone else?
Lol
I love how Lelouch already has PTSD from killing Clovis
"And that's how I beat my coke addiction. Alright class, well if you'll excuse me I'll go powder my nose". Jesus Christ this is brilliant
Every scene is too brilliant, I love this way too much
That means go to the bathroom
@@cunningsmile4166 it's also a common euphemism for snorting coke
@@grixismage4864 ah. Moi bueno. Mucho loco cabasas. Si?
"And that's how I beat my Coke addiction.... now if you'll excuse me I have to go powder my nose"
Your a genius.
Just read this comment when I heard it in the video. LOL
JaredMithrandir but *you're not
#StingersoutforJasper
#StingersOutForJasper
#stingersoutforjasper
#StingersoutforJasper
#StingersOutForJasper
#StingersoutforJasper
"If I don't see a pizza in the next 30 seconds I'm gonna shoot I have killed before and I will kill again people " those dam solders XD
Lordgir25 1 those guys are my favorite
I shall name this Beedrill i just caught *Jasper* in loving memory.
I named mine Bundt . . . . :)
Diesel Marcus HEY IM GRUMP
Toa Aktra I would like this comment, but then it wouldn't be 69 anymore.
5:05
Every first Bee collectible creature in video games shall now be known as Jasper
Jasper was like a father to me. I loved him like a son.
Wow. That did NOT come out right
'And Look it's a crane'
*shows crane to blind nunnally*
'Oh, rightttttt'
😂😂😂😂
"I was watching the funny episodes of Everybody Loves Ramon!"
"YOU FOOL! those don't exist!"
I can't keep a straight face when it comes to the Sandwich scene with Kallen.
"And look, it's a crane. Oh..."
Lost it. XD
Today is Jasper’s 13th death day anniversary. Rest in pieces king 🎉
R.I.P. Jasper... TvT
We'll miss you..
He was my best friend 😭
And your only one? :D
he landed on soup
" smack attack!"
NOTHING LIKE A POST-KILL SANDWICH
NNNOOOOOOO NOT JASPER!!!! WHY CAN'T IT EVER BE REVIL!!!!
I KNOW, WHY JASPER WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET YOURSELF SMACKED ITS NOT FARE. But jasper is in a better place now. *sniffle*
his name is spelled, "rivalz"
And that's how i beat my coke addiction :)
***** was waiting for that
Alright class, well, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go powder my nose.
*Audiable Sniff*
Geez, this shit is so funny that watching it again and again actually makes it funnier instead of boring. Is it normal that i actually laugh harder everytime i re-watch it?
Yes. Completely and absolutely normal XD I love his None Piece episodes they just make me laugh even more every time I re-watch them! 😂
If it is then that means I'm somewhat normal
+Sqwivig yes this is PurpleEyes we're talking about so of course it gets funnier
+Shendue No, because normal people think stuff gets boring after a while.
But hey, being normal is boring. I think.
Florfy5
: I gave up on normality ages ago.
Code geass spoilers
If this series ever makes it near end when Lelouch becomes the emperor and fights Kallen he MUST say something about avenging his bee friend.
:( *we are not even close*
We shall never get vengeance for Jasper
2:09 "I can't hear you over the sound of how mad I am right now" this still makes me laugh even after 6 years haha
Aww Lelouch sounds so sincere when he says "don't leave me!"
2:46 The delivery of that line always gets me.
It's been nearly ten years but Jasper's memory still lives on. Your sacrifice was not in vain old friend...
RIP Jasper. heros are remembered but legends never die
2:00- "You killed my best friend. And I don't like that kind of thing." Kung Pow reference, anyone?
genny palma
Definitely! Forgot to mention that part. :)
Wartler genny palma LOL I didn't notice that.
ANOTHER ONE!
holy fuck that movie was brilliant, at being stupid.
5:05
I actually felt lelouch's cry, " JAAAASSSPPPEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" hahahahaha
R.I.P Jasper. He would’ve been 12 this year if not for needless human aggression. Long may the hive remember his sacrifice!
12*
13 now
@@chinsaw2727 shit you’re right
May jasper rest in peace
"And, look, it's a Crane"
...
"Oh, right..."
this has somehow aged like fine wine
His friendship with jasper is better written than that of him and any other character in the actual show. And that's not an insult to the original. That's a compliment to this masterpiece
I have never watched 2 girls 1 cup video before in my entire life..
You monster made me look. AFTER 6 YEARS!!!!
Now I'm feeling sick.
Still haven't watched it.
yea don't watch it XD
you've never seen it in your life... after 6 years you watched it... so you watched it,and you're 6
*AUDIBLE GASP*
i can't believe the humor in this series still holds up almost a decade later but it does. i salute you
"I just walked a mile to get here. if i don't see a pizza in the next 5 seconds"
"C'mon man don't do this"
"(people or peeble), I have killed before, and i will kill again"
My favorite part
Silver Rose me too
Well, episode three. RIP Jasper. I hate bees, but you seemed okay.
he seemed different......oh god im starting to cry...... WHY GOD WHY!? WHY DID YOU TAKE HIM FROM US!?
Make this a trend #dicksoutforjasper
#stingersoutforjasper
#CanYouShareTwoVideosAtOnce #NoIGuessNot #CodeMENT
Nothing like a post kill sammich!!!
HOW COULD YOU KILL JASPER OFF HE WAS A MAIN
Eternal Tea Party R.I.P. Jasper of the Bee Kingdom, the best character ever, my he live on in anime & abridged history of greatness till the end of days & times +3 more days each leap-frog year.
Jasper didn't even get some character development
Burn the witch!!!!!!!!!!!
Its been 10 years and i still cry for jasper
"*slaps his face*ah you just made my shit list!"
hehehe XP😂😂😂😀
it's 2016 and I still feel sorry for poor Jasper.
I Facking love the soldiers they are so damn funny XD
audible gasp
*anger*
2:36
"and look it's a crane, oh right." Had me roaring with laughter!
Wait. Wait. WAIT.
Is 4:56 an Earthbound reference??
Yes, even the name itself is already a clue. The scene cements it
Jasper: Always remember Leloch, everything you do is for our nation, the Bee Kingdom.
3:46
MM WHATCHA SAYYY
"I can't hear you over the sound of how MAD I am right now!"
I don't know why this is so funny to me. Everytime. Laugh out Loud.
3:18 look it's a crane, oh right.....
0:25 the red guy in background vibin
At the end, that's probably the most tragic Jasper line I've ever heard.
Rip jasper
All he wanted was to dance and love u
+Blizzic And his cold indifference makes me love him even more.
He is a hunk of man-meat
we will remember you jasper...... always
5:05
1:27 ASMR sandwich we never expect
"HE JUST WANTED TO DANCE AND LOVE YOU, AND YOU KILLED HIM!!!
"I can't hear you over the sound of how mad I am right now"
One of the best Lelouch moments, wonder why was it wasn't on the show :(
Rest in Peace Jasper. You were a good Bee, it was sad that you had to leave so soon. If I ever catch a Beedrill I shall name it Jasper in your honor. We will all miss you buddy.
3:07 is meme worthy, I mean it, I have never laughed as much in my entire life until that part. I love it!
"Hey look it's a crane."
"Oh, right."
I know, Lelouch's voice to me will always be this one.
0:36
wait... wait it can't be...
omg yes it is
like if you know what is it XD
2 girls one cup
It was disgusting... I watched it and it cannot be unseen.
damn it don't remind me
(@@kuma440) oh? I'm here to remind you after 8 long years!
@@BakedBananafuck man I was at work 😂
I understand that everyone is heartbroken about what happened to Jasper 14 years ago. But is no one gonna mention how not only did kallen kill Jasper but she was able to cut him into 3 segments of his body so cleanly
They have really long legs in this anime 😂😂
OMG YOU NOTICED TOO AND FINGERS
Yeah that's part of Bishonen anime style
You know you're old when you remember the opening smacking scene was NOT that speed-up.
The old non-HD Code Ment is long gone.
1:05 kinda reminds me of an older YGOTAS episode, the voices not helping.... completely lmfao
THE MM WATCHA SAY THING GETS ME WHEREVER I SEE IT
SAME. I was having such a fun time and then that part comes up and I'm just like "oh... well... that's... wow.
2:45 I love the way he says "YOU FOOL"
Jasper would have been 11 this year.
Jasper would have become a teenager this year. High school for the future bee king. :c
3:48 THE ORIGIN OF THE 'MMM WHAT'CHA SAY' MEME!
SchwartzBruder30 I'm pretty sure SNL made that big.
SchwartzBruder30 Also that was a thing before this video even came out.
SchwartzBruder30 Just stop, no. The O.C started it.
4:40
"Oh you just made my SHIT LIST!" fucking kills me every time.
0:26 - 0:31
Horse guy will always be my favourite character.
I’ll wish you a happy birthday this June.. Jasper the bee…
PLEASE. . . avenge me.
Death to the shaman king! For princess hamflute!
Beware the Purple eyed one! She can’t be trusted!
I love how unreasonably pissed Lelouch gets at Rivalz! :P
“And look its a crane... oh right”
Oh look it's a crane.....
Oh right
My dog if I ever get a girlfriend 2:34
JASPER NO!!!! *Sniffle* He was so young. We'll never forget your sacrafice to the bee kingdom.
These videos are the embodiment of what it’s like to have ADD I swear... and it’s amazing
The funny thing is, I don't actually know Code Geass! XD
Me either
RIP Jasper, 2010-2010
At 1:20 the bee went falling to get splitted in 2 in clean straight cuts xd
I do agree Jasper deserves the respect for being such a good friend.
But about five people died because they couldn't make a pizza in time.
2:42 ... I like Everybody loves Raymond...
Loves*
This is the moment where you realize how fucked you are for using grammar.
I think it's a two part joke. He's clearly referencing Everybody Loves Raymond, however, he calls it "Everyone Loves Raymond", which does no exist.
OnTheJohn Your timing is impeccable.
Twisted Gambit Thank you, I merely commented precisely when I mean't to.
SSSMACK ATTACK!!!
I love the fact that you obviously don't think about your jokes at all and just put the first thing that comes to mind in the vid, and still somehow make it hilarious...
I love watching these so much
4:03 LELOUCH'S FUCKING FACE IS PRICELESS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
JAAAASSSSPEERRRR!!!!!
3:52 is dark as fuck anyone else notice that.
Really, I thought it was pretty lighthearted.
The actaul show is dark af this version just makes it funny
TheMasterChiefPettyOfficer E9 Well, the show is about imperialism, revolution and conquest after all
"What are you talking about!? I spent the entirety of yesterday watching the funny episodes of everybody loves Ramon."
"You fool! Everyone knows don't don't exist!"
This entire series is leaving a big stupid smile on my face