Code MENT - Episode 4
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- Armored Prayer
By: Steve Jablonsky
- Battlefield 1942
By: Dice (Digital Illusions)
- Renegade
By: Styx
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I swear, every chance I get, I'm going to quote Lelouch. Every word he says is pure gold. "Have a seat but don't sit down."
Jelissa Williams my fave is: who is the real moron the one pointing the gun at the one trying to kill themselves or the one trying to kill themselves?
It's in the wrong order.
It's supposed to be the one trying to kill himself before the one trying to kill the one trying to kill himself
Jelissa Williams I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say
INSERT AWESOME MEATAPHOR HERE
I like to quote him crying when Jeremiah tells him to shut up
"Makes you wonder how I'm doing this!"
"By causing $30,000 worth of damage"
Yeah that's awesome
Burn everything to the ground thats what im gonna do
Btw whats your profile pic of?
Yuki _ No game no life, Jibril is the character.
Soulbanana8 Burn everything to the Ground, Thats what i'll do XD
"Look, we know you didn't kill Clovis."
"Eat shit and die."
Best start of an interrogation ever.
"Bite me banana man."
@@suavetempobeats4968 "I want my phone call."
@@__-dr5vm i know my rights you bastards! give me my phone call!
And then they gave him, the chair.
Lol
"please have a seat, but don't sit down" lmao
is there some kind of joke i'm missing or is that literally just it
Gamma Gubbels that's it
oh fair enough lmao
jesus that was a fast response for a 5 month old comment
Gamma Gubbels what about now ? Lol
Lelouch: Maybe if the YOUR baby wasn't in MY way
- harambe
"Bite me banana man!"
-Suzaku Kururugi, 2010
(Vuvuzela noise!)
God these headbands look so gay!
You sure it isn't that sleeveless sweater?
God i am such a klepto
Okay Doc, what're my odds?
GoredonTheDestroyer Well, the scan says you're on the same level as Suzaku... I'm sorry for your loss of brain cells
Clovis, still more character development than Twilight.
True
Frozen Cause I'm glad someone agrees :D
Rukia Shimazu I agree XD
Supersayain DJ Yay, more people.
Big time.
Apparently suzaku has the ability to turn his voice box into a vuvuzela.
I thought it sounded like a swarm of a thousand angry bees.
@@The_Great_Wrennicles_the_IV those are Jasper's hive, raging for revenge for the one who kill him
JASPER! NO!
"His character development was about as deep as the shallow end of the pool."
I love this line.
"Time for bed~"
"But its only 2 o'clock!"
"BEDTIME!!"
Poor Nunnaly.
Reyson70 how would she know? She’s blind!
Persona 5's Morgana in a nutshell
I just assumed she was always a sleep since her eyes were closed...
Lol
"Please have a seat, but don't sit down~"
Busted a lung laughing.
Ser Cheezy replace "Lung" with "Nut" and were on the same page.
You may or may not both want to go to the hospital - those do not sound like very nice injuries to have.
@@epikitee2186 Yeah you don't wanna get diagnosed with the lung nuts
@@yulbrynner8293 the fart?
"Taco Bell for a last meal... What was I thinking!?"
Okabe Lintahlo I can exist on a diet of rat meat silverware and lighter fluid
Coolest version of Suzaku
He’s even dumber here than he was in the actual show
@@velvetsparrow Id say he's smarter than canon
Literally No One I’d say he’s both
Abridged Suzaku shifts constantly in both intelligence and moral values.
@@velvetsparrow "bite me banana man" this suzaku can see all of time and space and it's breaking his brain.
"wait...if im back here ad your back here.......WHOS DRIVING THIS CAR!!!*car crashes*"
LMFAO
I was actually laughing to the point of tears at that part XD
Sorry my comment is late. Car trouble.
@@mightyd33r alright, we know you didn't kill clovis-
@@Iron8127 I know I am late buuuut..... GIVE ME MY PHONE CALL!!!
Zero is so overrated. we have the one now xD
I am the one don't run your tongue, don't need a gun to get respect upon the street
Great. Outclassed by a parody.
One is a parody of Zero, and so One = Zero
1 = 0
Read more for a bullshit way to prove this (not correct, don't actually use it)
A = B // given
A ^ 2 = A x A // not a given but should be pretty obvious
A ^ 2 = A x B // because A = B
A ^ 2 - B ^ 2 = AB - B ^ 2
(A + B)(A - B) = B(A - B) // now divide by (A - B)
A + B = B // after division
B + B = B // because A = B
2B = B // now divide by B
2 = 1 // now subtract 1 from the entire equation
1 = 0 //BAM QDE bitch
BELOW IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A BULLSHIT PROOF YOU SHOULD NOT USE
Proving that 2 x 2 = 5
4 x (3 - 3) = 0
2 x 2 = 4
5 x (3 - 3) = 0
4 x (3 - 3) = 5 x (3 - 3) // now divide by (3 - 3)
4 = 5
2 x 2 = 5 //BAM QDE bitch
dor barlev If you want a real proof that sounds crazy, here's one showing that .999999999999999 (repeating) =1
1/9=.111111(repeating)
.999999(repeating)=9×.111111(repeating)
9×.111111(repeating)=9/9
9/9=1
Therefore, .9999 (repeating)=1
Yay matrix
"You should all call me by the name ONE"
"One isn't a name"
One Punch Man creator says hi XD
"That was just Clovis, no one even remembers the guy."
"Hmmmm"
"His character development was about a deep as the shallow end of the pool"
LOL, SO TRUE! In episode 5 when Euphi said she geared the pain of loading her brother I was like "What? Who? Oh yeah,"
But I blame Suzakus hotness for distracting me
Actual Anime?
Suzaku would probably make it like 1 hour of community service because he will probably eat everything.
I'LL MAKE YOU MAKE SENSE!
BITE ME BANANA MAN!
ThatOneGuy (makes chewbacca noises)
ThatOneGuy I WANT MY PHONE CALL!!!!
Zion Wade its actually a vuvuzela
SuperUnhappyman srsly? I really thought it was chewbacca. Meh.
I am the darkness to the light I am the light to the darkness
Actually pretty accurate
Insert awesome metaphor here
+TheShadowGames I can't find a metaphor!!
+SKERTELLES What the hell is a metal for?
Wren Dean copper zinc iron gold and roses
Only before someone stealing it
"I'm surrounded by idiots." Please you ain't Vegeta.
Scar did it first
Avis Mercurii to be fair this abridged series has a lot more idiots.
+patrick watkins you need to see infinity ment
Vegeta: 1990
Scar: 1995
Ok, sure dude.
The Order
yeah but i'm pretty sure vegeta didn't say that line in the original dub.
An episode of a two season masterpiece compressed into a five minute video without even missing the important points
Wow didn't see that coming
One: Please, have a seat but don't sit down.
Me: Ok * stands in front of one of the seats to prevent others from sitting their because it is implied that this spot is mine. *
I'd take a seat
and
then
I'd
STAND ON IT
If only suzaku joined Lelouch.....
Many deaths
no mk7 technology
Shortest rebellion in history.
We'd have anime robin
Lol
BeachHouseOnTheWaterFront.
BeachHouseOnTheWaterFront.
BeachHouseOnTheWaterFront.
Burn everything to the ground, that's what I'll do.
The Person With a Name what I say when ever I go skl on Monday
B E A C H H O U S E O N T H E W A T E R F R O N T
My thoughts when i try to get a raise
This is the only exposure I've had to Code Geass and tbh I feel inclined to watch the actual series now
re-watching this series and realising that PurpleEyesWTF defined 40-50% of what i find funny
"2"
"Lower"
"Collin Pherrell"
"Not that low" xD
Then there is only one number left
"You know what's really amazing about this?
This isn't even a swivel chair. Yea, it was dead-bolted to the floor when I got in here."
I've not laughed this hard at anything in weeks xD
add it to the list of things only Jeremiah Gottwald can do
Now I understand why Suzaku was hit with the chair. I'd hit him too just to make the noise stop.
"His character development was about as deep as the shallow end of the pool" that got me
I lost it went Suzaku started making the bee noises. That was great.
"uh actually imma go face my court martial"
-Suzaku
"Bite me banana man" LMFAO
"One and a half"
One and a half good movies.
HOW?!
Sunny Shukla when it has a good beginning but somewhere in the middle it turns to shit
Sunny Shukla like the plot just turns on itself
David Clapp So Batman vs Superman?
The one is Scott Pligrim i guess?
bite me banana man
Beach house on the waterfront, beach house on the waterfront" lol, that guy was my favorite part
“GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!”
*kicks him*
Don't ever touch me....... again.
4:28
When your teacher explains an assignment and you weren't paying attention XD
The more I watch this, the more that Suzaku makes sense. Should I be worried?
Yes, because anyone that says "bite me banana man." Does not make sense.
You well become legion, there is no escape, assimilation is nhy
@@Venus-ur7dy ILL MAKE U MAKE SENSE
Why does PurpleEyesWTF not have more subscribers
probably because of his update schedual.
+Bram ten Have He has an update schedule?
***** Yes. It is one episode just when his fans think he is dead.
Well, he does have over 200k~
Mokuba was their chauffeur.
-"Uh, we just ran out of margarita mix for the mixer..."
-"OH SHIT!"
"OH MY GOD!! HOW IS HE EVEN DOING THAT?!"
The funny thing is that this came out before Scott Pilgrim dropped. make that 2 and a half.
2019 - u still get me, purple freak...u stilllll get me
Between this, A Slap on Titan, and SAO Abridged.... I just can’t watch certain anime anymore without laughing my ass off 😂
y'know the "who's driving" joke has been done to death, but it's still funny as hell.
“Time for bed “
“But it’s only two a clock”
How the duck do you know
"Suzaku buddy I got you... weeeeee" xD
Insert awesome metaphor here.
call me 5
lower....
4?
lower!
5!
1:38 for those who wonder, its a girl. you can tell by the uniform.
Finally, an answer to a question that's bothered me for so long. Thank you.
"Bite me banana man!"
That dosent even make sense
Ismael Alvarez I'll make you make sense!
Fine whatever
I want my phone call!
+Lukas Johnson ok, but first we need you to-
beach-house on the waterfront beach-house on the waterfront beach-house on the waterfront
These videos are helping me get over the R2 ending and "Kiseki no Birthday"!
Hardstyle Hobo Good god, that ending was feels, and so was Kiseki no Birthday. Did you watch the picture drama of R2 as well? The last episode of that only hits where it hurts, harder.
One decade later
"Colin Farrel Oh my god not that low" I died
S:DOCTER WHAT ARE MY CHANCES
D: YOU ARE TOTALLY BONED
"By the way, if I'm back here and you're back here, who the hell is driving this car?" - Jeremiah
So in episode 4, we learn that Jerimiah is banana man, and that there is only One man who can save the Elevens.
The Anime Batman
"You know whats really amazing about this?
This isn't even a swivel chair.
Yeah, it was dead bolted to the floor when I got in here."
That line just fills me with ROFL every time.
"By the way... If I'm back here, and you're back here... who the hell is driving this car?"
* *car crash* *
"Sorry I'm late, you guys. Car trouble."
Years later, still unfathomably funny, rofl
That moment when you realize there's foreshadowing. (Jeremiah is inmune to car explosions)
Didn't think of that until now-
this is, without a doubt, the best abridged series I have ever seen
"OMG, how's he even doing that?!"
"Maybe if your BABY wasn't in my WAY!" that cracked me up
When the BF1942 theme started, instantly I remembered how to send a tank into the air.
Drive over a flak emplacement and do a backflip.
"Then there is only one number left..."
"No there isn't."
gets me every time
I'm still watching this after like 5-6 years. Ah, old childhood memories.
5:24 That was from Scanners.
Basically that.
Actually, I think that was from Videodrome.
That was a reference to Sword Art Online Abridged by Something Witty Entertainment.
TomatoMuddler no, its a reference to the movie scanners. sao abridged used it too
TomatoMuddler this video was made and released before sao abridged
WHUUT?!
I remember that clip! Akihiko Kayaba kept it tabbed for 2 years!
5:23
Bite me banana man
You know, I say this with 11 years of retrospect, but you ever think he made these series to be a mouthpiece for some film class he probably took in college?
Actually that guy standing next to lelouche during the assembly was a girl because she had a tie and the uniform for the girls is wearing a tie
Ah, but, cross-dressers.
You simply never know in Japan.
Just goes to show how much of an idiot Lelouch is.
Victoria Ressorp But they are not in japan........dumbass lol....japan doesn't exist. its Britannia lol
Krazypenguingaming10 Cross-dressing takes over the world before Britannia. Just like sex changes. Dumbass. ;P
Victoria Ressorp :P lol its like british people...they don't exist
RIP JASPER! HE WILL BE MISSED!
CAAT PARTAAY meow meow meow
CptMcNuggets I must find that
@@spiderfingers2113 It's a bit from Frisky Dingo
@@dolmeres2427 thank you.
@@spiderfingers2113 No problem. If I didn't give enough info, let me know
@@dolmeres2427 I have it finally. You're the real mvp
"Call me 'One'."
XD
LOL.
ALMOST THERE, LELOUCH!
The battlefield theme being played really put the icing on the cake
"well maybe if your BABY wasnt in my WAY!"
"But its only 2 o'clock"
*BEDTIME!!* lmao poor Nunnally
5:26 every good abridged series has to reference the scanners head explosion at least once
It's funny how someone being kicked in the face makes a slapping sound (like with hands). XD
Nobody:
Suzaku: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Bite me banana man!*
this is my favorite opening from the episodes yet
"If I'm back here, and you're back here, then who's driving this car?"
Legit killed me. Less than a minute in and I'm dead
1:21 made me pee a lil.
"C'mon! It was Clovis! No one even remembers the guy!"
"His character development was about as deep as the shallow end of the pool."
It scares me just how accurate that is.⬆️
“Ugh. We just ran out of Margarita Mix for the Mixer.”
“OH SHIT!”
Kallen: ONE isn’t a name!
ONE: *sad mangaka noises*
2021 and I'm still here :p
BATLEFIELD 1942
The best game ever!
David marchuk and my first batlefield i played
:D
when you've rewatched it so many times that you can quote every episode
Rivel is the meg of this series.
"By the way, if I'm back here, and you're back here, who the hell is driving this car?"
CRASH!
I'm done😂
It's bed time xD
"One isn't a name"
Juan: *Exists*
It's like TFS's DBZA Kai, before TFS's DBZA Kai.