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  • @burpostockings
    @burpostockings Před 4 lety +1222

    "THAT is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica"

  • @deadlord9998
    @deadlord9998 Před 2 lety +309

    “You look cute today, Dwight”
    “Thanks, girl” 😂😂😂

  • @Jackie89000
    @Jackie89000 Před rokem +474

    Creed knowing the exact strain by looking at it followed by Dwight not knowing what he just said is my favorite joke in The Office. Just perfectly encapsulated both of those characters defining qualities.

  • @moonbeamsun9066
    @moonbeamsun9066 Před 4 lety +344

    "Spit it out."
    Kevin: *eats the rest anyways*

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 Před 3 lety +10

      Kevin displays his dominance over Dwight

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Před rokem

      Clearly he has no respect for the authority of a volunteer sheriffs deputy.

  • @swiftpath11
    @swiftpath11 Před 4 lety +1006

    Something that goes unsaid is just how fast Dwight was in pepper spraying Roy. 8:23 Dwight is looking through some papers. At 8:27 Roy grabs everyone's attention with "Hey Halpert!" and promptly gets pepper sprayed 10 seconds later at 8:37. That meant in the span of 10 seconds Dwight had to have assessed Roy as a potential threat, must've covertly grabbed the pepper spray, and gotten into position. Nice reaction time Dwight!

    • @babydetonator8667
      @babydetonator8667 Před 4 lety +9

      no

    • @kimylisela3771
      @kimylisela3771 Před 4 lety +5

      @@babydetonator8667 agreed

    • @thisisquist
      @thisisquist Před 4 lety +45

      You can hear the Velcro rip right before he gets sprayed

    • @Charlotte-yc7tj
      @Charlotte-yc7tj Před 4 lety +1

      Heb je precies niks aan dagaje

    • @ferstadthagen
      @ferstadthagen Před 4 lety +8

      You can see him be a threat in 2 seconds and getting the spray takes like another 2 seconds. It’s not at all impressive

  • @tatewinter8056
    @tatewinter8056 Před 4 lety +172

    when dwight says phallus instead of phyllis at 1:51 thats pure gold

    • @mimirose3009
      @mimirose3009 Před 4 lety +2

      One of my favorite episodes with the Anti Flashing Taskforce

    • @sheepy1568
      @sheepy1568 Před 4 lety +5

      I think that was a mistake that they left in because Rainn Wilson made it hilarious

    • @ssraw88
      @ssraw88 Před rokem +1

      @@sheepy1568 well it was intentional because if you watch the bloopers, you'll know that it is the exact line😅🌚😂

  • @shiftyy6756
    @shiftyy6756 Před 4 lety +166

    Now exactly how much pot did you smoke? My favourite line ever 😂

    • @jacksonpotts3560
      @jacksonpotts3560 Před 3 lety +1

      Why?

    • @shiftyy6756
      @shiftyy6756 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jacksonpotts3560 because Jim completely flips Dwight's stance and he shocks dwight, you can see it in his face. It's almost like he checkmate Dwight's weirdness I love that scene.

    • @jacksonpotts3560
      @jacksonpotts3560 Před 3 lety

      shifty y oh okay I didn’t know if there was a joke I was missing

    • @gtownboi3877
      @gtownboi3877 Před rokem +1

      I guess that is the most booring joke in the whole series but okay. Whatever floats your boat

  • @adamnorthwood1673
    @adamnorthwood1673 Před 3 lety +91

    8:38 honestly has to be one of my favourite moments in the Office. Dwight was a real one for this

  • @darrylm5100
    @darrylm5100 Před 3 lety +68

    Love how Jim is 100% ready to take a beating to protect Karen and Pam. He throws Karen to the side

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 Před 4 lety +57

    “Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people doing drugs”

  • @NasTwice
    @NasTwice Před 4 lety +304

    The chart at 5:22 amazes me. There's two male signs next to Oscar, implying he's gay. Stanley and Darryl get a Raised Fist icon because they're black. Andy gets a scholar icon cause of Cornell The girls have moons next to their names describing their menstrual cycles by moon phase (or with an X for post menopausal). Kevin has a four leaf clover, implying he's Irish (?). And I looked at the full chart on Google and found that Roy has a small pepper spray icon.

    • @noraevison3026
      @noraevison3026 Před 4 lety +53

      The four leaf clover could be related to luck because Kevin is a gambler

    • @KawaiiM4A1S
      @KawaiiM4A1S Před 4 lety +60

      Creed Bratton has quotation marks behind and after his name. This may imply that they actually do not know his real name, and that he just says his name is creed bratton.

    • @mimirose3009
      @mimirose3009 Před 4 lety +15

      I was just thinking of that watching again for the 1,344,789 time. Schrute was so intricate with everything, even designing occasion based uniforms for everyone. I love this character so much, probably one of my favorites in television history I could say

    • @memoirsofannie
      @memoirsofannie Před 4 lety +8

      toby also has the star of david and a question mark next to his name. hunter also has a symbol but i'm not sure what it is.

    • @memoirsofannie
      @memoirsofannie Před 4 lety +1

      external-preview.redd.it/v-SV4owBTTAzvgB4nIwfbUKOU5yZg2lPQzkDS01DSus.png?auto=webp&s=293efdd82e81e9e048f80bb9720d6714df93b384

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Před 4 lety +71

    Give ME control Michael is the essence of Dwight in a nutshell 😜

  • @ryanbarker5217
    @ryanbarker5217 Před 4 lety +47

    just so y'all know, the joint belonged to a vance refrigeration worker, you can see him in the deleted scenes.

  • @almostkentish3042
    @almostkentish3042 Před 4 lety +40

    When Roy attacks Jim, Jim throws Karen out of the way so she doesn't get caught in the crossfire. What a man.

  • @Douglas_I
    @Douglas_I Před rokem +5

    "Dwight are those your pants? That's a polaroid!" is one of the funniest scenes in the show!

  • @Grimblenork
    @Grimblenork Před rokem +15

    The assumed trajectory of the joint got me big time for the past 10 years

  • @ryanlee5294
    @ryanlee5294 Před 4 lety +332

    I think we would prevent police brutality if all police officers were as professional as Dwight.

    • @dickfitswell3437
      @dickfitswell3437 Před 4 lety +26

      Or if all criminals stopped acting a fool then yelling brutality

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Před rokem +2

      Exactly! Can’t complain about brutality when they’re all dead.

    • @Potato-pq5ez
      @Potato-pq5ez Před rokem

      as professional (amateur) as dwight

  • @calicarl323
    @calicarl323 Před 4 lety +30

    I feel sorry for Andy getting peppered... sorry I laughed so hard at him!!! 😂😂😂

  • @elisef8111
    @elisef8111 Před 4 lety +46

    I loved when Jim called Dwight cute

  • @realdavidii
    @realdavidii Před 3 lety +19

    Joint: exists*
    *Dwight: makes a literal crime scene**

  • @tokyoshooter4900
    @tokyoshooter4900 Před 4 lety +16

    That is Northern Light Cannabis Indica😂

  • @ElCanguroChileno
    @ElCanguroChileno Před 4 lety +17

    8:46 creed is just chilling at the back 🍎 just eating his apple

  • @lovelessissimo
    @lovelessissimo Před 4 lety +42

    One of my favorite clips.

  • @baggyspaggy
    @baggyspaggy Před 3 lety +13

    “That is northern lights cannabis indica”
    “*sigh* no, it’s marijuana”

  • @adithyakrishnan9452
    @adithyakrishnan9452 Před rokem +12

    "sorry I've got penises on the brain" 😂got me hard

  • @KSIDDHESH
    @KSIDDHESH Před 3 lety +8

    Kevin saying goodbye to Jim before the fight explains why Kevin couldn't have Jim's back when Roy came .

  • @reruka3479
    @reruka3479 Před rokem +2

    5:22 Creeds name is in quotation marks lmao

  • @tacituskilgore6414
    @tacituskilgore6414 Před 3 lety +2

    Andy: hey, guys. Guess who's back?
    Dwight: Peppers prays him.

  • @cronchycatmom
    @cronchycatmom Před 3 lety +9

    The real question is why are you smoking indica at your job? Sativa would make for a much better day

    • @julienkawowski2249
      @julienkawowski2249 Před 3 lety

      charli mcalister I like to keep it in the couch 🛋 idk but for me it’s does it

  • @alanna4872
    @alanna4872 Před 4 lety +15

    Why is the menstrual cycles drawn as moons at 5:24 lmao

    • @N0tarnie
      @N0tarnie Před rokem +1

      Because, inexplicably, some people think that the menstrual cycle is affected by the moon 🌙

    • @yossarian00
      @yossarian00 Před rokem +1

      @@N0tarnie Not really that inexplicable.
      The average menstruation cycle and the lunar cycle are about the same length.
      That's why

  • @pxlmvr7
    @pxlmvr7 Před 3 lety +2

    ... Toby at the end tho LOLOL!! ...

  • @kaushalmaithi6019
    @kaushalmaithi6019 Před rokem +3

    The fact that dwight is soft hearted who loves all his employees. The photo in the drawer and the scene when everyone goes to his place when he is burying horse to not complain to senior management. The deep liking of his for Angela. All fits in that he is a cute brave country guy.

  • @angelinalarose4768
    @angelinalarose4768 Před 4 lety +9

    So Jim needs 60 demerits to get a verbal warning and way more to get a disciplinary review

    • @10ones
      @10ones Před rokem +2

      I think it’s 1800 demerits

  • @darshitdesai
    @darshitdesai Před 3 lety +3

    Jim pulled "Shutter Island" in case of drug investigation on Dwight

  • @Goodthoughts99122
    @Goodthoughts99122 Před rokem

    "Wouldn't that shed more light on the penises?but that is a risk we have to take"
    🤣😂 the sign dwight put above oscar's name in 5:22.

  • @windwhipped5
    @windwhipped5 Před 4 lety +4

    Mike: Your a volunteer officer.
    Dwight: no I volunteered for it
    Mike: your the assistant to the general manager
    Dwight: I'm the assistant General manager.

  • @mikeshaftx
    @mikeshaftx Před 4 lety +21

    This is a weird episode of B99.

  • @carac6785
    @carac6785 Před 3 lety

    Oh my god "hero from Heroes" I love himm

  • @easier0wnage147
    @easier0wnage147 Před 4 lety +5

    The office walls are now safe thanks Dwight

  • @MosesKFrost-qn2sm
    @MosesKFrost-qn2sm Před 2 lety +6

    5:03 - 5:20 Jim is ingenious.

  • @sth02
    @sth02 Před 3 lety +3

    Just... The whole segment with Jim

  • @sukibum01
    @sukibum01 Před rokem

    ‘Dwight are those your pants?’ 😂

  • @alejandrodelagarza7359
    @alejandrodelagarza7359 Před rokem +1

    Lmao. Creed’s name on the board is the only one with “ “ . Dwight knew that wasn’t his real name

  • @TheGoci
    @TheGoci Před 3 lety

    4:10 have you ever... pooped.... a balOOn? gold

  • @kaiz3nberg
    @kaiz3nberg Před 3 lety +1

    LMFAO man really kept a shuriken in his drawer dkm

  • @dirtyhooker6317
    @dirtyhooker6317 Před 3 lety +5

    Can't stop laughing 😂

  • @hermit0120
    @hermit0120 Před 3 lety +2

    Would love to have Dwight as "the thing" in fantastic four

  • @avinashsingh8257
    @avinashsingh8257 Před rokem

    Hiro from Heroes, that's a hero!
    Also Bono....

  • @geertyboyfilms2721
    @geertyboyfilms2721 Před 4 lety

    You guys should start doing super store clips too

  • @jeffrowisdabest
    @jeffrowisdabest Před rokem

    Pam, why don't you work with Phallis.
    OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @jackadair7188
    @jackadair7188 Před rokem

    Assuming Dwight meant 3 Verbal Warnings will earn you a written warning, it will take 360 demerits from Jim in order for him to earn a disciplinary review

  • @marknilson3653
    @marknilson3653 Před rokem

    “Who’s laughing now” the answer is the audience Dwight

  • @simonl.9301
    @simonl.9301 Před 3 lety +2

    We need the 5:24 board as poster or wallpaper

  • @jameswachtman9326
    @jameswachtman9326 Před 3 lety +1

    Dwight stays STRAPPED

  • @darrenletts6392
    @darrenletts6392 Před rokem

    The part where Jim turns the tables on Dwight and says how much pot did you smoke

  • @EST.1996
    @EST.1996 Před rokem +1

    4:48-4:58 😂

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr Před 4 měsíci

    0:08 my reaction every time another guy calls me cute

  • @idkkk1825
    @idkkk1825 Před 3 lety +1

    0:36- war on drugs summarized

  • @ghadiabbas6015
    @ghadiabbas6015 Před rokem +1

    Dwight is OUR HERO

  • @Deadpool_64
    @Deadpool_64 Před 3 lety +1

    Roy is such a tough guy. He tries to punch Jim for kissing Pam months before while they were still together, when Jim is with another woman...all while that woman is standing there and almost gets trampled by Roy.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před rokem +1

      To be fair, IIRC later he does apologize, it's implied that he's become a better man.

  • @Jfrosty09
    @Jfrosty09 Před rokem

    Yo that ain’t even a roach it’s half a joint. That better be some Reggie.

  • @anolddevil7013
    @anolddevil7013 Před 3 lety

    Do it michael, Do it....

  • @williamclaflin7863
    @williamclaflin7863 Před 4 lety +1

    Hahah I heard it a 100 times but when you rember oscar's gay the balloon joke is so much funnier

  • @aksupaksu6967
    @aksupaksu6967 Před rokem +1

    Maybe the real hero was the heroes we met along the way

  • @rockongrx20
    @rockongrx20 Před 3 lety

    Cool it cool it Dwight! :D

  • @shivangipandey5868
    @shivangipandey5868 Před 3 lety

    Mine was GREEEN😂😂😂

  • @mayulmanav3720
    @mayulmanav3720 Před 3 lety +1

    "Well who's laughing now"? 😵😫😩😖😞😧😦😮😯

  • @angelinebena9675
    @angelinebena9675 Před rokem +1

    Dwight is just weird as hell lol

  • @darshitdesai
    @darshitdesai Před rokem +1

    Jim just shutter island'ed Dwight in the marijuana debacle.

  • @brandywinebridget
    @brandywinebridget Před 3 lety +2

    you look cute today dwight

  • @debjoy12
    @debjoy12 Před 4 lety

    also Bono.

  • @bradkaberline5828
    @bradkaberline5828 Před rokem

    No do not take that chill pill man smoke some of that weed man

  • @OldSchool3pts
    @OldSchool3pts Před 3 lety

    1:57
    100 takes at minimum

  • @jurisdarwin5487
    @jurisdarwin5487 Před 4 lety +4

    Can volunter sheriff’s deputies in US have uniforms?

    • @Satchel456
      @Satchel456 Před 4 lety

      Yes. Depending on the situation they can have arrest authorities like regular police.

    • @alje311
      @alje311 Před 4 lety

      Yes, but it is also a crime to wear a police uniform and impersonate a cop like Dwight did.

    • @Frosticrunchiecake9
      @Frosticrunchiecake9 Před 4 lety

      honestly idk, but i remember when dwight resigned (it mightve been a deleted scene?) the cop he returns his uniform to says he wasnt supposed to have one lmao

  • @cobbyaddo3707
    @cobbyaddo3707 Před 4 lety +2

    I really want to know who smoked the joint

    • @gunem3165
      @gunem3165 Před 4 lety +1

      It was one of the warehouse guys.

    • @noahsmith2804
      @noahsmith2804 Před 4 lety +5

      GunEmGaming it was the 2 Vance refrigeration guys that Michael bought the “weed” from.

  • @dickfitswell3437
    @dickfitswell3437 Před 4 lety +4

    Who is Devon on the organizational chart. Bottom right. Why does his name sound familiar 5:22

    • @arachnidbabachnid
      @arachnidbabachnid Před 4 lety +13

      im pretty sure devon was the person michael fired instead of creed, but i could be wrong

    • @ryanb.2976
      @ryanb.2976 Před 4 lety +2

      @@arachnidbabachnid your right

    • @spaceface9468
      @spaceface9468 Před 4 lety

      He’s from season 1

  • @rakeere8761
    @rakeere8761 Před 3 lety

    Oh my God, to White watches Heroes?

  • @mthobisi
    @mthobisi Před rokem

    Better a thousand innocent men are locked up than one guilty man roam free

  • @ABCD-kb4dx
    @ABCD-kb4dx Před rokem

    Now who is laughing

  • @orlaithtraynor3218
    @orlaithtraynor3218 Před 3 lety

    Comment no. 100