I Made A Game That's Impossible To Beat

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  • čas přidán 22. 03. 2024
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    Guests:
    @lewissmle
    @SaltyPhish
    @Twobold
    for anyone wondering I am aware that @Valefisk released a very similar video to this (it was very good). I've had this video idea since before that but choose to wait after he released his video.
    the art for rat wizard and cannon dwarf was done by a friend (this is how he asked to be credited)
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  • @Twobold
    @Twobold Před měsícem +9448

    OH SISYPHUS CAN YOU HEAR ME??! I KNOW YOUR PAIN AND I KNOW YOUR AGONY!!!! I HATE THIS GOBLIN FOREST I HATE IIIIIITTTTTT

    • @eidanhguiron489
      @eidanhguiron489 Před měsícem +207

      Looollllll I was laughing my ass off when you got surrounded by hydra's in the goblin forest 😂😂😂❤

    • @andreasioannides5780
      @andreasioannides5780 Před měsícem +90

      Gotta give it to you man you made me laugh fuck tons today, thank you 🙏🙏

    • @dazombisgama3849
      @dazombisgama3849 Před měsícem +65

      YOU GOT THROUGH IT YOU ARE NOW BETTER THEN ZEUS SINCE YOU JUST COMPLETED THE INCOMPLETABLE TASK

    • @ivykwek1020
      @ivykwek1020 Před měsícem +15

      I don't see a phish complaining about all the hydras he fought

    • @Lord_Hengar
      @Lord_Hengar Před měsícem +21

      MVP your dog for bringing you toys.

  • @Nikke-nn5mn
    @Nikke-nn5mn Před měsícem +7196

    The cannon dwarf found an amazing XP grind spot

    • @parasiticjaeger5170
      @parasiticjaeger5170 Před měsícem +784

      The players probably saw that the 'duplicate card' and 'card upgrade' had a 2/3 chance of occurring and tried grinding it early on, without realising the dwarf was secretly grinding all of them

    • @zoompipes_twin2889
      @zoompipes_twin2889 Před měsícem +521

      @@parasiticjaeger5170well, Lewie *had* a win condition in the black hole… until PHISH STOLE IT

    • @parasiticjaeger5170
      @parasiticjaeger5170 Před měsícem +136

      @@zoompipes_twin2889 Was it even possible? They needed to beat the cannon dward twice but he only had 1 black hole..

    • @Kilithian
      @Kilithian Před měsícem +168

      @@parasiticjaeger5170I thought he still had 2 uses on that black hole, but honestly, after this torture i can't remember.

    • @zoompipes_twin2889
      @zoompipes_twin2889 Před měsícem +65

      @@parasiticjaeger5170 cannon dwarf could dupe it

  • @birdmcturd1626
    @birdmcturd1626 Před měsícem +1564

    Phish’s experience with the hydras is exactly what fighting a hydra is actually like. You cut off one head,two more come back. It’s realistic

    • @TheHeck17
      @TheHeck17 Před měsícem +13

      But hydra's arent real :(

    • @birdmcturd1626
      @birdmcturd1626 Před měsícem +93

      @@TheHeck17 Prove it

    • @obi-nh9eh
      @obi-nh9eh Před měsícem +42

      ​@@TheHeck17nuh uh they do trust me bro

    • @dot606
      @dot606 Před měsícem +6

      Except that's not how hydras actually work in fiction. Hydras just regrow the 1 head they lost, it doesn't keep doubling

    • @Capta1nTD
      @Capta1nTD Před měsícem +36

      ​@dot606 Dude Hydras are literally from greek mythology. The myth was every time Hercules cut a head off, two more grew back in its place.

  • @cpupyroheart5716
    @cpupyroheart5716 Před měsícem +682

    at 1:13:21 Noah added 5 to Cannon Dwarf's ability, which is why he got odd numbered.
    watching this video 3 times has unlocked my magical abilites, which is how i know such arcane things

    • @jackdudley3755
      @jackdudley3755 Před měsícem +27

      Sorry you watched this how many times??😊

    • @cpupyroheart5716
      @cpupyroheart5716 Před měsícem +65

      @@jackdudley3755 ADHD is a hell of a spicy brain to have

    • @alexanderrose1071
      @alexanderrose1071 Před 28 dny +15

      Then what was Phish’ actual glory points number, before it got deleted?

    • @GadzieGadanie
      @GadzieGadanie Před 26 dny +27

      @@alexanderrose1071 12, you can see it at 54:35 and he doesnt gain any more

    • @BFPerry220
      @BFPerry220 Před 15 dny +5

      Then you know that the game isn't over yet. They declared a victor without finishing the spins.

  • @borosdavidattila
    @borosdavidattila Před měsícem +7819

    Noah at the beginning: "this is not a team game"
    Noah 2+ hours in: "We are gonna win this"

    • @canadian4421
      @canadian4421 Před měsícem +1016

      Noah went from being the narrator to being the 4th player, and I'm all here for it

    • @bash3226
      @bash3226 Před měsícem +410

      He learnt the value of friendship :)
      I love character development

    • @ShadowKing02470
      @ShadowKing02470 Před měsícem +380

      @@bash3226 no, he learnt not to put a canon dwarf in any of his games ever

    • @gabrielbarron7667
      @gabrielbarron7667 Před měsícem +198

      ​@@ShadowKing02470to put it in *every* game in the future you mean

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs Před měsícem +152

      @@ShadowKing02470cannon dwarf is gonna be a reoccuring character, though he'll probably be nerfed

  • @FoxxyPoggers
    @FoxxyPoggers Před měsícem +7293

    Alternate title: 4 friends getting tortured and becoming mentally insane by some dwarf with a cannon

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před měsícem

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    • @randomviever
      @randomviever Před měsícem +368

      *2 cannons

    • @The-EJ-Factor
      @The-EJ-Factor Před měsícem +417

      And I thought the piles of hydras were going to be the stars of the shows

    • @akiriathorsteinson7611
      @akiriathorsteinson7611 Před měsícem +115

      The amount of mental suffering that’s going on is happening is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying at the same goddamn time

    • @bookwyrm539
      @bookwyrm539 Před měsícem +47

      You mean 3 freidns and one tortured observer

  • @andrewcavender8443
    @andrewcavender8443 Před měsícem +179

    Honestly cannon dwarf is just the rpg mentor. He just spars with them and both have the potential to get stronger.

    • @FuromeNavi
      @FuromeNavi Před 14 dny +7

      Cannon Dwarf literally made so strong, they felt weak but they’re the strongest fighters in the world.
      Nothing beats them except for -20 luck 😂😂😂

    • @genderlesssalamander8939
      @genderlesssalamander8939 Před 6 dny +1

      Fish held the line so they could train

  • @SomeKindaHero117
    @SomeKindaHero117 Před 27 dny +112

    Twobold: Wizard who keeps blasting himself into last week and getting tp'd to spawn by the Mystic Forest of Goblins who turn into Hydras.
    Phish: The Rogue who happened to be in the right place at the right time to snag a fancy future gun, then fought countless Hydras for many days and nights
    Lewie: That one Barbarian who is literally feeding the stage 2 boss all the xp they need to make the BBEG pale in comparison
    I'm glad I found this channel 🤣

  • @parasiticjaeger5170
    @parasiticjaeger5170 Před měsícem +3849

    The virgin doubling cannon
    vs
    The chad +2 cannon

    • @hs7178
      @hs7178 Před měsícem +315

      i cannot tell if this is the funniest comment here or if i am just lightheaed after qatching the whole vid

    • @christianmiddelaarvan2377
      @christianmiddelaarvan2377 Před měsícem +102

      ​@hs7178 if you are writing a q instead of a w I think you are lightheaded

    • @coffee1139
      @coffee1139 Před měsícem +52

      @christianmiddelaarvan2377 I mean, jonestly after that show it could be either 🤣

    • @damonfleming38
      @damonfleming38 Před měsícem +36

      @@coffee1139you are for sure light headed you put j instead of h

    • @coffee1139
      @coffee1139 Před měsícem +24

      @@damonfleming38 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no xomment 🤣🤣

  • @ILIAL_General
    @ILIAL_General Před měsícem +4638

    The 4 horseman of making you insane
    : +2 to all abilities
    : summon another Hydra
    : add a goop to your deck
    : return to start

    • @UsernotFound2018
      @UsernotFound2018 Před měsícem +225

      You forgot about
      Canno Dwarf

    • @ZeroFormLak
      @ZeroFormLak Před měsícem +127

      Honorary mention
      -Destroy one card/Duplicate one card

    • @gktah
      @gktah Před měsícem +29

      I think Lewis's luck should replace return to start

    • @josephjoestar953
      @josephjoestar953 Před měsícem +58

      @@ZeroFormLak duplicate one card is the only reason they won though, without it there'd only be one staff and one cannon.

    • @ZeroFormLak
      @ZeroFormLak Před měsícem +22

      @@josephjoestar953 it aslo became an addiction worse than shadow wheel

  • @Sevness
    @Sevness Před měsícem +75

    What makes this so perfect, is EVERYONE suffers, not just the players, but Noah too is being punished and tortured, even the viewer is being punished for being here, feeling the same moments of excitement, and then disappointment.

  • @thewaiteboys8084
    @thewaiteboys8084 Před měsícem +70

    "I'm going to keep fighting the canan dwarf, it's only good things" -One Poor Soul

  • @Chairman351
    @Chairman351 Před měsícem +3499

    20:18 - start of first canon dwarf fight
    1:25:40 - canon dwarf dies
    This video would’ve been about an hour shorter if somebody hadn’t fought him over and over again and powered him up
    10/10

    • @ryanharrington5066
      @ryanharrington5066 Před měsícem +115

      Thank you for the timestamps lmao

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 Před měsícem +316

      it would have been a whole lot shorter if somebody didn't use the black hole for a hydra

    • @gktah
      @gktah Před měsícem +169

      Did I just watched 3 people fighting a dwarf for 1 hour 5 minutes and 22 seconds?

    • @ohoangthien8090
      @ohoangthien8090 Před měsícem +26

      Skill issues. That the reasons.

    • @beanz3623
      @beanz3623 Před měsícem +23

      @@gktahphish noped out half way

  • @Vivi-yw1eu
    @Vivi-yw1eu Před měsícem +2935

    There was no shadow realm on the board, so the board became a shadow realm

  • @GraveUypo
    @GraveUypo Před 7 dny +14

    it's been days. i cannot forget cannon dwarf. his methods seem harsh, but he was never truly an enemy. Upon his victory, he bestowed his foe with more power for your next fight, as well the gift of cannons, while only occasionally taking the opportunity to better himself, if only to be able to keep up with you and further help your growth.
    As he is finally defeated, he goes down with a smile in his lips, truly glad to see you break past your own limitations, satisfied that his sacrifice could be helpful. Ultimately, cannon dwarf was a not an enemy. He was a friend, and a mentor. He will be missed.

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 Před měsícem +265

    When lewie was fighting Cannondwarf repeatedly, I was thinking "What's the worst that could happen?"
    Brother really made a magic the Noah game become longer than a one piece arc.

    • @crazyguy5000
      @crazyguy5000 Před 18 dny +12

      great way to remind everyone WHO's fault it is for REPEATEDLY GIVING THE CANNON DWARF FREE XP

    • @robmack519
      @robmack519 Před 16 dny +3

      Lmao, report him for feeding

  • @danhatter6823
    @danhatter6823 Před měsícem +1894

    “Why won’t you die?!”
    “Cannon arms, son! They increase my power in response to physical trauma!”

    • @bedwarspro1752
      @bedwarspro1752 Před měsícem +24

      Real

    • @seiten0verkehrt374
      @seiten0verkehrt374 Před měsícem +23

      Underrated

    • @raptorking9577
      @raptorking9577 Před měsícem +39

      "every failed attack is absorbed"

    • @the_step_dan323
      @the_step_dan323 Před měsícem +21

      and psychological trauma, cant forget that. that's why he took so long to kill, their insanity only furthered his strength

    • @Nobody44112
      @Nobody44112 Před 8 dny +4

      "WE ARE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL CANNONS HERE LEWIE, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY +2!"

  • @PeppyPip
    @PeppyPip Před měsícem +2306

    I petition for raw full length feature of the Google slides movie with 1 and a half hours of never before seen footage.. thanks in advance.

    • @cookiekingdom6911
      @cookiekingdom6911 Před měsícem +123

      I sign this petition.

    • @heyyanewbie
      @heyyanewbie Před měsícem +143

      Yes please give us a second channel with any failed runs and full runs noah i am begging you,

    • @jayphilipps3904
      @jayphilipps3904 Před měsícem +93

      GIVE US THE DIRECTORS CUT

    • @Mysterium-zy6ri
      @Mysterium-zy6ri Před měsícem +34

      PLEASE

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken Před měsícem +52

      Absolutely. I will invite friends and make it a movie night. At the end of the night I will have one friend remaining. Maybe.

  • @dawnyzero0
    @dawnyzero0 Před měsícem +209

    Feel free to add in funny moments, but here are some of my favourites XD
    1:03:21 - "Sisyphus!" (My personal favourite)
    1:15:28 - Statistics class
    1:15:11 - Noah's so "funny"
    1:18:31 - Set that Amba
    1:18:45 - They will study this
    1:24:26 - "All I see is GOOP and WHEEL"
    1:25:13 - DOUBLE
    1:26:37 - It's Hilarious
    1:29:14 - The Odds

    • @bosser18
      @bosser18 Před měsícem +13

      28:20 "I HATE YOU"

    • @nedcurfman3486
      @nedcurfman3486 Před 23 dny +16

      17:26 “Roll my sleeves up ‘Gad damn gawblins’”

    • @user-lx8zw2rc1x
      @user-lx8zw2rc1x Před 23 dny +14

      1:04:10 "wait one second I need to AHHHHH! Alright let's do this"

    • @GrassTroll
      @GrassTroll Před 22 dny +3

      @@user-lx8zw2rc1x That scream really sounded like something straight out of a horror game jump scare.

    • @user-lx8zw2rc1x
      @user-lx8zw2rc1x Před 22 dny +1

      @@GrassTroll I agree

  • @DuckyGames-dc4pu
    @DuckyGames-dc4pu Před měsícem +41

    Honestly it was phish we were all worried about but when twobold and lewie got stuck on the cannon dwarf i forgot all about phish’s pain then.

  • @Ganondorf01
    @Ganondorf01 Před měsícem +1896

    "No horrors here, just pathetic wizards who's greatest spells are my cantrips."
    That Twobold wizard quote is insanely raw.

    • @thatguy763
      @thatguy763 Před měsícem +78

      Oh my gosh look it's Cannon Dwarf

    • @KeyboardTarantula
      @KeyboardTarantula Před měsícem +49

      oh my god it's THE cannon dwarf!

    • @buffcat702
      @buffcat702 Před měsícem +20

      Yoooo its cannon dwarf

    • @Noobgalaxies
      @Noobgalaxies Před měsícem +25

      Twobold was always the funniest of the group because he improvs some of the funniest and rawest quotes, you can tell by watching the ANKO videos

    • @dearrciciie
      @dearrciciie Před měsícem

      real

  • @linkhidalgogato
    @linkhidalgogato Před měsícem +915

    they kept comparing their task with sisyphus but atleast that guys rock didnt get heavier when it rolled down.

    • @strikermodel
      @strikermodel Před měsícem +34

      You got a laugh out of me, good work

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Před měsícem +70

      Oh yeah, due to friction, my guy must be rolling a grain of sand by now!

    • @centurionpan3400
      @centurionpan3400 Před měsícem +57

      @@bensoncheung2801he just walks up the hill but it slips through his fingers every time and he has to run back down to get it

    • @Glowing0v3rlord
      @Glowing0v3rlord Před měsícem +18

      ​@@centurionpan3400 Yeah, but he's saying it would have eventually eroded over time from friction

    • @rickastleybutroblox7302
      @rickastleybutroblox7302 Před měsícem +11

      @@bensoncheung2801a grain of sand would honestly be harder than the rock

  • @username5155
    @username5155 Před 15 dny +11

    For future reference, Noah has established here that 1 Slime is 2 Goblin Equivalent (GE) and a Hydra is 7 GE. This is important lore that I hope Noah never forgets.

  • @RichConnerGMN
    @RichConnerGMN Před měsícem +42

    this video is amazing. getting sent back to the start, the hydra gauntlet, the 1280 roll only to lose, the cannon dwarf powering up for hours because one man was so stubborn... it's so good i love it

  • @sxphomxre
    @sxphomxre Před měsícem +943

    This video is divided into two halves.
    First Half: Shits and giggles
    Second half: Anguish beyond belief

    • @TSkyravin
      @TSkyravin Před měsícem +52

      Third half: Constant laughter and crying

    • @twasnotacrow
      @twasnotacrow Před měsícem +12

      just like hamilton

    • @proking6964
      @proking6964 Před měsícem +20

      Alternatively
      First half: shits and giggles
      Second hafl: giggles and shits.

    • @ed_cmntonly
      @ed_cmntonly Před měsícem +15

      First half: cannon dwarf
      Second half: cannon dwarf
      Third half: cannon dwarf + some random dragon lmfao

    • @anon077
      @anon077 Před měsícem +10

      First third: mystic forest and cannon dwarf.
      Second third: CANNON DWARF.
      3rd third: CANNON DWARF!!!! oh and a dragon ig.

  • @colterbrown3679
    @colterbrown3679 Před měsícem +1544

    A good MagicTheNoah game inspires insanity in its players.
    A GREAT MagicTheNoah game inspires insanity in Noah himself.

    • @memerman4366
      @memerman4366 Před měsícem +56

      fr... the canon dwarf fight lasted an hour and five minutes

    • @TheBestPybro
      @TheBestPybro Před měsícem +54

      I've never seen Noah go insane before. It was honestly terrifying.

    • @gabrielwag
      @gabrielwag Před měsícem +43

      @@memerman4366 That's in the final cut, it was probably twice as long in the actual game...

    • @jarrodtang8499
      @jarrodtang8499 Před měsícem +7

      Bruh I was going insane

    • @user-te5hi5sn6g
      @user-te5hi5sn6g Před měsícem +1

      yoooo 666 likes

  • @nicolrb2210
    @nicolrb2210 Před 22 dny +17

    "That time the rogue fought an endless gauntlet of hydras and became the strongest in the world" put that on my anime watch list

  • @shoda9939
    @shoda9939 Před měsícem +47

    This is literally the best episode yet
    Not only did the players go insane even Noah did as well

  • @fishcraft7323
    @fishcraft7323 Před měsícem +2463

    Noah sounded genuinely happy. This added a whole new layer to the comedy.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před měsícem +7

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @greenkitty1
      @greenkitty1 Před měsícem +6

      EA games

    • @antagonistduck
      @antagonistduck Před měsícem +81

      Noah is the narator from stanley paradble

    • @user-vd7se3ge5v
      @user-vd7se3ge5v Před měsícem +38

      It didn't sound happy, he was happy

    • @gnoot50
      @gnoot50 Před měsícem

      yea

  • @karu6653
    @karu6653 Před měsícem +809

    What this video taught me:
    -Dont let these 4 go to Vegas
    -Psychological torment is a serious problem
    -All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons

    • @sebastianrodriguez9889
      @sebastianrodriguez9889 Před měsícem +20

      All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons

    • @Irithind
      @Irithind Před měsícem +13

      All hail Cannon Dwarf, Lover of Cannons.

    • @t0mmy_326
      @t0mmy_326 Před měsícem +10

      All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of Cannons.

    • @UsernotFound2018
      @UsernotFound2018 Před měsícem +7

      All hail Cannon Dwarf, Lover's of all cannons

    • @GrizverG
      @GrizverG Před měsícem +6

      All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons

  • @russellgeorgi3432
    @russellgeorgi3432 Před měsícem +15

    "all i see is GOOP and WHEEL" absolutely KILLS me every time lmfao

  • @user-cc6wb4bx3r
    @user-cc6wb4bx3r Před měsícem +42

    the best part about this is that the cannons are supposed to double the power AND the consequences. so cannon dwarf's stats should have been in the thousands

    • @pocket3216
      @pocket3216 Před měsícem +4

      Swet lord

    • @SUPERNOOB20
      @SUPERNOOB20 Před 17 dny +1

      I think 216 max, so not thousands, but yeah it sure would have been awful nonetheless "^^

  • @doubleking7070
    @doubleking7070 Před měsícem +3845

    No intelligence is more artificial than Noah’s.

    • @hollowbox5723
      @hollowbox5723 Před měsícem +51

      they all lost it at the end

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      @EEEEEEEE Před měsícem

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    • @I3oozeAddict
      @I3oozeAddict Před měsícem +84

      The AI was the only intelligence seen in this video

    • @NubE-Co
      @NubE-Co Před měsícem +1

      Noah's math skills are worst than stupid

    • @ezkillah8
      @ezkillah8 Před měsícem +12

      i feel immense amounts of psychological pain

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk Před měsícem +721

    The absence of the shadow realm may have weakened Twobold but he still powered through, what a comeback!

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 Před měsícem +134

      He powered through by designing his deck to spin as many wheels as humanly possible, which is a very twobold thing to do.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před měsícem

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    • @Ekgladiator
      @Ekgladiator Před měsícem +54

      The shadow realm was the start space 😂

    • @madweenerdog8403
      @madweenerdog8403 Před měsícem

      @@e-tan3911He had shadow realm at home

    • @TheCubifyer
      @TheCubifyer Před měsícem +51

      ​@@Ekgladiatorthis whole game was the shadow realm.

  • @Fanglord321
    @Fanglord321 Před měsícem +20

    This was fucking incredible. Massive congrats to Noah and the gamers for making it through the whole 3 hours.

  • @Diablo3364
    @Diablo3364 Před měsícem +6

    This was probably my favorite type of mechanics for a game you've ever had. The cards for combat, the upgrading of cards and the wheel's determining the actions. All that needs to change is the difficulty and things are perfect. But I would also allow the fusing of duplicate cards to make them more powerful so things like the blue staff are usable in the mid game.

  • @jglaab
    @jglaab Před měsícem +764

    Noah at the beginning: i am holding you hostage
    Noah at the end: the game is holding US hostage

    • @akiprox7
      @akiprox7 Před 14 dny +1

      murica is being held hostage

    • @Kale245
      @Kale245 Před 12 dny

      @@akiprox7murica is dead

  • @moslok4919
    @moslok4919 Před měsícem +372

    They got so broken at the end they forgot the main function of cannon was to also double the punishment
    Imagine how much stats the cannon dwarf would have if they still doubled the punishment

    • @evanzablocki9346
      @evanzablocki9346 Před měsícem +87

      Oh God! I wish they did now. Cannon Dwarf, lord of all things cannon, would've become a God.

    • @Triobian
      @Triobian Před měsícem +47

      I forgot about that too, we need a redo of this video now XD

    • @wyattdolfin5700
      @wyattdolfin5700 Před měsícem +25

      @@evanzablocki9346 bold to assume he wasnt already

    • @massimilianoreali4398
      @massimilianoreali4398 Před měsícem +14

      But this would had also meaned that they got to upgrade and duplicate twice their cards so they would have even more chance to win against the dwarf

    • @clintonbehrends4659
      @clintonbehrends4659 Před měsícem +8

      @@evanzablocki9346 I'm pretty certain cannon dwarf litterallly cannot physically lose to bread god

  • @zacofcourse
    @zacofcourse Před 17 dny +4

    I could have watched a movie, I could have watched a series, but instead I watched people suffer

  • @tyquil825
    @tyquil825 Před 4 dny +3

    You know it’s bad when Noah changes rules to BENEFIT the players

  • @jcmatanui204
    @jcmatanui204 Před měsícem +1766

    The first two-thirds of this is among the funniest content I've seen from you. The last third is like a lucid nightmare, where every second I have to acknowledge that I'm voluntarily subjecting myself to this hell and despite that I continue to suffer when leaving is completely within my control at literally any moment. 5/5.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před měsícem

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken Před měsícem +54

      I'm only halfway through it and I think the nightmare's been going for at least half the video so far, so this comment fills me with glee and the need to find a whip.

    • @ofbleedingink6473
      @ofbleedingink6473 Před měsícem +120

      Rule Nr 1 of MagicTheNoah Content: there is always a shadow realm. If there isn't a shadow realm, yes there is.

    • @-Core-
      @-Core- Před měsícem +24

      It's like an abusive relationship

    • @lememz
      @lememz Před měsícem +34

      everything after the 10 minute cut felt like a benadryl trip

  • @gamecheatmaster123
    @gamecheatmaster123 Před měsícem +591

    They joked about it going to long. Then I see there's an hour left..

  • @addisonhamilton3382
    @addisonhamilton3382 Před měsícem +3

    really appreciate the amount of effort noah puts into captioning everything. its super helpful when they're all yelling + oftentimes makes the video funnier

  • @rat_vibes_
    @rat_vibes_ Před měsícem +27

    *My 2 favorite moments:*
    1:04:09
    Noah's scream of agony 😭
    1:15:40
    There's a second stage? 😰

  • @TainoMoya
    @TainoMoya Před měsícem +2168

    the production budget has improved yet again. so much quality now

    • @oscarnyan
      @oscarnyan Před měsícem +4

      😶‍🌫

    • @jairasha
      @jairasha Před měsícem +38

      Too much quality, even

    • @Mieskun1
      @Mieskun1 Před měsícem +43

      im astonished that he could hire people like ai to make such high quality games

    • @MaxWeb2599
      @MaxWeb2599 Před měsícem +24

      I think, Noah didn't had enough Budget to pay himself, that's why he needed to outsource the game.

    • @polomierer
      @polomierer Před měsícem +3

      im scarred that it will be even better

  • @ethanhoier9931
    @ethanhoier9931 Před měsícem +1263

    If you ever do another video woth these three, one of two things needs to happen
    1. Canon dwarf needs to be the final boss
    2. Have it on a rewards wheel, like, a 3% chance to land on, be "summon cannon dwarf" and see how long before they notice

    • @nikolokulusgame
      @nikolokulusgame Před měsícem +72

      U do realise, the would summon a bunch instantaneous

    • @extreme_gamer7170
      @extreme_gamer7170 Před měsícem +22

      oh god the horrors

    • @mac_sour
      @mac_sour Před měsícem +61

      the final boss has a 0.0001% sliver: resurrect cannon dwarf with all stats from this video, see the trauma ensue

    • @smiley7399
      @smiley7399 Před měsícem +5

      3% is never 0%

    • @TZkxG2914
      @TZkxG2914 Před měsícem +2

      Man I want to like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and it seems very fitting

  • @AikaHoshii
    @AikaHoshii Před 15 dny +3

    "I rolled only 1s, lost my staff and haven't used any magic"
    sounds like a title for a new isekai anime

  • @joshuameeks8776
    @joshuameeks8776 Před měsícem +4

    This is transcendental art. You didn’t set out to make a masterpiece, but against all odds, it was created.

  • @magnimalt
    @magnimalt Před měsícem +782

    1:14:48 the fact that cannon dwarf didn't even lose to himself- no, even worse, HE TIED with himself, is true pain

    • @joag_
      @joag_ Před měsícem +15

      LMAO

    • @kylezdancewicz7346
      @kylezdancewicz7346 Před měsícem +70

      He finally met an opponent equal to his power. But he was defeated by he, the cannon lover

    • @shadow-mo7nk
      @shadow-mo7nk Před měsícem +33

      The fact that the dragon still rolled a 100 against itself

  • @Potatodome
    @Potatodome Před měsícem +277

    Cannon dwarf better be a reoccurring character after this

    • @ANDORRA195
      @ANDORRA195 Před měsícem +27

      It better, it needs to bring back ptsd

    • @Potatodome
      @Potatodome Před měsícem +47

      Cannon dwarf and his infinitely replicating hydra army

    • @tvs26
      @tvs26 Před měsícem +39

      it's funny if he only ever comes back when it's this group of youtuber as if it's haunting them

    • @benjaminlu9542
      @benjaminlu9542 Před měsícem +8

      Technically speaking everything Lewis lost with the canan doubling the bomb it should have added +4 to the Canon dwarfs stats😭

  • @karpplywak2318
    @karpplywak2318 Před 16 dny +2

    I LOVE that two bold Cannot do anything at start but at the end wins

  • @DuckyGames-dc4pu
    @DuckyGames-dc4pu Před měsícem +2

    That part at the end was big brain

  • @JackWest-sp1zc
    @JackWest-sp1zc Před měsícem +676

    Noah changing twobold’s subtitles to “I did choose” and “this was my choice” was so good.

    • @artimoo_is_not_taken
      @artimoo_is_not_taken Před měsícem +33

      I think it was a problem at the translation department... You know it happens a lot in high quality movies like these

    • @Nitosa
      @Nitosa Před měsícem +7

      ​@@artimoo_is_not_taken"laughs happily"

  • @mehzos
    @mehzos Před měsícem +685

    "Phish, the Slayer of Hydras"
    "Lewie, the Dworf Assasinator"
    "Twobold, the Dragonslayer"

  • @TallestKAT
    @TallestKAT Před 20 dny +1

    That subscribe logic had me so I subscribed. Once I caught my breath that is.

  • @exia8266
    @exia8266 Před měsícem +7

    As a potential statistics major this video scares me

  • @StressIsNormal
    @StressIsNormal Před měsícem +1168

    "There's a second stage?"
    - Fish
    You can hear the hope extinguish in his voice 😅😂

    • @adriancarlito8830
      @adriancarlito8830 Před měsícem +45

      What's funnier is that the dragon consecutively rolling those 100's are literally one in a million chances. He could've won a lottery with that.

    • @KaiCarp
      @KaiCarp Před měsícem +1

      Phish* 🤓☝️

    • @adriancarlito8830
      @adriancarlito8830 Před měsícem +6

      @@KaiCarp Why bother properly naming a fish?

    • @Da_Potato_Lord
      @Da_Potato_Lord Před měsícem +1

      When the test has 2 sides

  • @alexjansink9495
    @alexjansink9495 Před měsícem +381

    "One must imagine sisyphus happy"
    In the end you could really see this here.

  • @itzrainy3587
    @itzrainy3587 Před měsícem +1

    Bro these videos are growing to be my favorite now i just gotta wait another couple weeks

  • @WolfGamer6730
    @WolfGamer6730 Před 3 dny +1

    I just realized, every time Lewie lost to the Cannon dwarf even though he had the times 2 multiplier, the cannon dwarf should have also gotten the same multiplier for the consequence of losing

  • @The-EJ-Factor
    @The-EJ-Factor Před měsícem +300

    Cannon dwarf needs to make a return. It sounded like every time they lost to him they took a shot.

    • @strikermodel
      @strikermodel Před měsícem +16

      I have gone through 4 mixed drinks in this video. I don't want to imagine what taking a shot each loss would be like.

    • @KimPine2003
      @KimPine2003 Před měsícem +1

      @@strikermodeldead you’d be dead

  • @Timelessness0
    @Timelessness0 Před měsícem +199

    Bro this was like one of those manhwas. I killed millions of goblins and I became the strongest wizard.

    • @modzflare8683
      @modzflare8683 Před měsícem +37

      *And infinite hydras

    • @jasminecole8596
      @jasminecole8596 Před měsícem

      Infinite DUPLICATING HYDRAS! XD@@modzflare8683

    • @kyuokuo
      @kyuokuo Před měsícem +45

      Then he faces the Venerable Elder Cannon Dwarf and has his cultivation crippled, having been humbled by that Body Immortal Elder

    • @DestroyerRio
      @DestroyerRio Před měsícem +5

      ​@@kyuokuoPeak fiction

    • @meisnewperson
      @meisnewperson Před měsícem +2

      that WAS how it was looking w/ Twobold

  • @iambatsmurfette7194
    @iambatsmurfette7194 Před 23 dny +2

    I seriously laughed more at this, than I have at any comedy movie to come out in YEARS. I swear, you could enter this in the Sundance film festival, and win 😂

  • @SentinelRaikage
    @SentinelRaikage Před měsícem +2

    I WANT A FULL VISUALIZER OF THIS!!

  • @PerfectZeroMusic_
    @PerfectZeroMusic_ Před měsícem +279

    I love the fact that Noah reached the point of trying to end the game 1 hour in and then there was another 30 minutes of video left xD

    • @Erchut
      @Erchut Před měsícem +4

      Lol

    • @drakefoster7047
      @drakefoster7047 Před měsícem +18

      Don't forget that they been recording for over 3 hours

  • @Lord_AINZ_edits
    @Lord_AINZ_edits Před měsícem +192

    Fish did say he would become the protagonist 48:50
    Fish after his 100 hydra training arc:🗿

  • @sarahhoover3568
    @sarahhoover3568 Před 21 dnem +1

    the long sobbing/maybe laughing at 1:03 followed by the screaming really made my day

  • @Guy-er2um
    @Guy-er2um Před 19 dny +1

    I love the captions. I know you do it to make people comment more so I am commenting more for positive reinforcement. "This guy might actually be barbie" Man, you're good with that.

  • @kqawiyy
    @kqawiyy Před měsícem +841

    I love how in the end they all had different builds in their decks
    Twobold: addition stacks
    Lewis: multiplier stacks
    Phish: high-ish base items

    • @MD.Akib_Al_Azad
      @MD.Akib_Al_Azad Před měsícem +119

      Phish had the worst deck, like how could he kill 10 hydras yet still have the worst deck, he got so many chances for the Tresure Cards or everything else

    • @Nitosa
      @Nitosa Před měsícem +92

      ​@@MD.Akib_Al_Azaddon't forget that every time he beat a hydra another would then nerf him again.

    • @MD.Akib_Al_Azad
      @MD.Akib_Al_Azad Před měsícem +63

      @@Nitosa and Twoblod defeated 5 hydras in one go, what took phish 7 rounds

    • @fatihmika9559
      @fatihmika9559 Před měsícem +22

      @@MD.Akib_Al_Azadover 7 rounds I think

    • @teslapanda1412
      @teslapanda1412 Před měsícem +9

      I think it's like twobold>Lewis>phish

  • @joshfly210
    @joshfly210 Před 6 dny

    “The goblins are making too many goblins” in the wizard voice was making me laugh so hard I needed my inhaler.

  • @StoryMode180
    @StoryMode180 Před 18 dny +1

    YOur logic at the end is flawless, how can I not?
    This is definitely the best video I've seen yet, and I swear its 95% schadenfreude
    You guys did good XD

  • @Im_Ibex
    @Im_Ibex Před měsícem +364

    1:12:46 when Twobold said “you suck Noah” but then the captions said “you are great Noah” is so good 😭😭

    • @ihauok
      @ihauok Před měsícem +22

      "reality can be whatever i want"

    • @yonusz.hashim8335
      @yonusz.hashim8335 Před měsícem +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Campfiresartdiary
      @Campfiresartdiary Před měsícem +2

      I love when captions don’t match what is actually said or show complete opposite

  • @bleh1818
    @bleh1818 Před měsícem +271

    I find it really funny that Noah refuses to duplicate Twobold's staves not once, but twice, and after he suffers the consequences of not doing so, he realizes his terrible error and does not make the same mistake a 3rd time when the opportunity comes again

  • @judealandt4009
    @judealandt4009 Před 17 dny +2

    The Exponential descent into insanity is amazing

  • @CXT14GamerMouse
    @CXT14GamerMouse Před 22 dny +2

    Oh my god, this was too much. Why did I subject myself to the last half hour, I think I was as happy as they were when it was over. Amazing video, hyped for the next one!

  • @DamienWilson-pm7qw
    @DamienWilson-pm7qw Před měsícem +455

    I like how he says he "lost the footage"then shows clips from said lost footage

    • @theseasongod6405
      @theseasongod6405 Před 29 dny +35

      Yes, the lost footage was 20 or so cannon dwarf fights, if he had included that this video might've stretched to an hour and a half

    • @SpinnyheadSV
      @SpinnyheadSV Před 27 dny

      @@theseasongod6405It is an hour and a half…

    • @loganbenson2725
      @loganbenson2725 Před 21 dnem +27

      It is, in fact, just Google Slides. He can recreate the scenes as he recalls them, just not with the live voiceovers from everyone.

    • @user-oq7xc5qp3y
      @user-oq7xc5qp3y Před 19 dny +3

      @@theseasongod6405 It is an hour and a half.

    • @kaesestink
      @kaesestink Před 18 dny

      @@user-oq7xc5qp3y r/whoosh

  • @Barracood
    @Barracood Před měsícem +457

    This was unironically the best Noah video, everything in it was perfect, twobold being teleported to the spawn, phish being stuck in the gauntlet, and the cannon dwarf slowly powering himself

  • @FelFawn
    @FelFawn Před měsícem +3

    As recorded in the books of Noah...
    1. Phish. The Thie- ...Rogue within the brilliant hero party. The Rogue who was capable of: "Do nothing, do nothing, nothing happens, upgrade dagger, steal from allies." He was in one of those story plots where the weak hero gets trapped in another realm doing an endless training arc.
    After that eternity, a mighty warrior armed with unusually numerous explosives had torn down that realm filled with hydras and seas of poisonous goop, freeing him only after upgrading his armory of explosives by working together with the mighty dwarven lord of legends. Of course, the rogue of legends within the hero party had grown his body tremendously through incredibly rigorous physical training.
    (Oddly enough this hero had no powers aside from now being as fast as lightning. Though he became known in the early journey as the world learnt of his tremendous skills in survival when faced with endless hydras.)
    From here he then battled the mighty Dragon known as the Demon Lord for 150 days and 150 nights...!!!! Then finally defeating it with sheer perseverance, saving the world from the tyranny of the Demon Lord.
    2. Twobold. The grand magus within the hero's party. He began his epic tale of noble sacrifice within the goblin forest. Legend has it that you could hear his mighty thunderbolts creating titanic craters where those puny goblins faced utter genocid- ...Defeat. It was said if you looked closely, you may even see an "illusion" of the mighty man himself flying off into the distance to display his triumphant magic power and encourage humanity with his screams of victory...
    Legends say this hero did it so much people started thinking he was obsessed more with hunting goblins than advancing his thunder spells for the sake of humanity... Yet his story did not end there! He too got trapped within an endless sea of hydras as the hatred of the goblins created another secret realm, though he managed to annihilate them too after having mastered the art of generating and unleashing endless power...!!
    Then his tale ended with the noble sacrifice of sealing away a mighty foe hidden within the tallest mountain peak along with the final hero party member, a mighty warrior...!!!! Truly he displayed an overwhelming sense of duty, moving humanity to tears.
    3. Lewie. The man with an incredible affinity for being a warrior with his overbearing physique, who despite this had an unnatural interest in alchemy and then ultimately... Explosions. He saved the Rogue from certain doom with unparalleled explosives after having had them forged by the mighty dwarven lord of legends. (Though his existence had strangely disappeared during this tumultuous era.)
    Unfortunately, nothing else is known aside from the fact that this hero (who may have been even more mighty than the grand magus himself although only by rumors) had chosen to sacrifice his life alongside the honorable grand magus to hold off some great and mighty terror hidden deep within the tallest mountain on the continent. Some dwarves say the foe was the dwarven lord and that history was written wrong, as if the heroes were assaulting their God! This preposterous claim is pure heresy! Noah makes NO mistakes in choosing heroes.

  • @swaginton1180
    @swaginton1180 Před měsícem +3

    this made me laugh so hard well done. and as someone who has watched valevisks videos this isn't true torture. you can go even further. and I ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO SO

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin Před měsícem +253

    I don't think this will be sent to a statistician to analyze, this should be sent to all the psychology majors to learn how comedy accelerate insanity.

  • @randomnerd5913
    @randomnerd5913 Před měsícem +236

    Noah, Noah, Noah. I need you to release the full version. I need the full 7 hour cut. Please. And also the board game. I need to put my friends through this hell.

    • @p_3ater160
      @p_3ater160 Před měsícem +5

      Yes

    • @BenjaminM.21
      @BenjaminM.21 Před 20 dny +1

      No. I am dying because of this game. Don't make me suffer even more

  • @thetruecrimge5942
    @thetruecrimge5942 Před měsícem +4

    I think we all learned something today. Watching a group of people play a game made by AI is the most tragic story ever made, and we would want to see a sequel.

  • @Professional_Amikisser
    @Professional_Amikisser Před měsícem +1

    Praying this gets released for people to play/make their twist on

  • @deanb5912
    @deanb5912 Před měsícem +421

    This was the best thing ever. I love how you did a community poll asking about captions, and then had to caption an hour and a half of gameshow.

    • @user-re2nb7go4k
      @user-re2nb7go4k Před měsícem +36

      Maybe that post is out because of this video

  • @ippanpedrozo1162
    @ippanpedrozo1162 Před měsícem +194

    this would literally be one of the funniest isekai mangas holy shit. 3 main characters, one just farms hydras but is bad at it; one goblin killing specialist that blows himself up constantly; and the hero that constantly fights against the demon lord's general and they both get infinitely stronger

    • @PoumiRaku
      @PoumiRaku Před měsícem +24

      I would 100% watch that

  • @allonymme4656
    @allonymme4656 Před měsícem +2

    cannot argue with that flowchart t the end, but I'm already subscribed.

  • @cheeseybucket
    @cheeseybucket Před 27 dny +1

    love how it went from them going against each other to them helping eachother and praying that one of them just beats the game already

  • @user-qx9nc9yh4z
    @user-qx9nc9yh4z Před měsícem +148

    I like how twobolds wheel just became a counting game

  • @thetwistymaster
    @thetwistymaster Před měsícem +133

    noah finally broke his players and all it took is 1000 hydras and "ambance"

    • @franrodriguez3590
      @franrodriguez3590 Před měsícem +39

      He also broke himself in the process XDDD

    • @HyLion
      @HyLion Před měsícem +22

      SET THE AMBA

    • @InanamGames
      @InanamGames Před měsícem +12

      Ambance? i thought it was lamb ans, or was it Lamba? or Amba or Ambes *Dementia intensifies*

    • @rebound1340
      @rebound1340 Před měsícem +4

      Ah yes the ambivalence

  • @TheManOfMyriad
    @TheManOfMyriad Před měsícem +2

    Man Noah completely forgot to keep summoning enemies lol
    Its almost the whole reason this went on for 3+ hours in-game into a 1.3hr video
    this was my favorite video

  • @LivingEvans
    @LivingEvans Před měsícem +2

    I clicked on this video with my left pinky as per Noah's guidance to avoid the ad at the end of the memorization game video.
    Noah saved me from that ad... What a hero.
    Oddly, there was an ad at the start of this video. Noah had no idea, I got hit by the sneak attack!
    Darn youtube and their stealth archer build.

  • @Moist_Nugget939
    @Moist_Nugget939 Před měsícem +91

    There should be a "Summon Canon Dwarf" Option on future final bosses.

  • @remor698
    @remor698 Před měsícem +422

    1:28:14 That dog was the secret MVP, giving Twobold the necessary support to break free from the shackles of this insane game.

  • @eliasthememelord
    @eliasthememelord Před 4 dny

    Seeing phish at the final boss and seeing there’s still a half hour left in the video is everything. It’s just pure insanity from here on out

  • @acampinglamp
    @acampinglamp Před 4 dny

    The golf claps when phish kills a hydra in the gauntlet are killing me

  • @user-jl4wh2fo1k
    @user-jl4wh2fo1k Před měsícem +100

    Noah is usually laughing at the players suffering so seeing him suffer alongside the players is priceless lol

    • @magicball3201
      @magicball3201 Před měsícem +2

      There's been multiple videos where it's clear that Noah started laughing with us, but as the players do stupid ideas, he begins to suffer with them instead.

  • @kyl3g4mez77
    @kyl3g4mez77 Před měsícem +688

    1:02:34 gotta be the best part. all three of their turns had a silly funny, I love the sound of them all dying inside: "TWOBOLDDDD!! MY GUYYYY!!!!!" "I GOTCHU MY BOY!!" the sheer energy behind their dead voices is amazing. "SEE ITS FUNNY.... BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER WINN!!!!" "SISYPHUS!! I UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they are dying and you cannot convince me otherwise. This is the best vid on his channel to date, we need the full uncut vid of them all dying inside, cannondwarf NEEDS to return, and I'm unsubbing if he doesn't. Because I know how much you value EACH and EVERY sub and I MATTER... 😠 that said hope you're recovered mentally by now.

    • @Thehuman_player
      @Thehuman_player Před měsícem +3

      uh

    • @feha92
      @feha92 Před měsícem +12

      the dog started bringing its owner toys because it sensed the distress xD

    • @konkurer775
      @konkurer775 Před měsícem +8

      Noah usually reuses sprites so it's very likely cannon dwarf will return and hopefully with these 3, maybe as an ally. (I fully believe if Noah reads comments he'll shamelessly steal this suggestion and you know what, that's okay.

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 Před měsícem +5

      Canon Dwarf: The Movie.

  • @christianhallman1281
    @christianhallman1281 Před měsícem

    Idk why but i keep coming back and re-watch this master piece of video and love it every single time

  • @kseno2560
    @kseno2560 Před měsícem +1

    Watching this while being completely sleep deprived was the best experience I have ever had, non stop tears of joy

  • @BobFauci
    @BobFauci Před měsícem +214

    I don't know if I've ever laughed so much. This has to be honestly, the best one. It REALLY did circle from Funny -> Not Funny -> Funny Again. I can't believe it. Was super invested. Hope twobold played with dog after.

    • @samuelparchment1908
      @samuelparchment1908 Před měsícem +18

      I think it then went back to not funny and then back to funny again. I’m dying.

    • @Cliffhanger-police
      @Cliffhanger-police Před měsícem

      What? I laugh for 1 hour straight theres no part thats not funny

    • @BobFauci
      @BobFauci Před měsícem

      Only better in the sense that I'm invested the whole time, no so reason to click off. @@samuelparchment1908