What’s funny is right after this he shoots the shotgun into the air. But the shotgun has blanks. But if you watch the cook in the back he grabs a gun and points it. I always imagined that the cook wasn’t apart of the operation and was just standing on business with the heat.
well you always imagined wrong since the movie literally confirms that she was apart of the operation. How did almost one thousand people like your comment? I guess it goes to show what kind of people follow the fast and furious movies lmao.
@@goracks69 pretty sure that he confused Vin Diesel with Bruce Willis, who has been diagnosed with aphasia. And I’m also pretty sure he only knows about that because of the “The worst movies ever Tier list” video from Pyrocynical.
No ones talking about how the lady who played the waitress realizing other then her heels she had the act perfect and she's had that mental moment of "damn I knew I did something wrong"
Dom: "I don't interested to your baby sitter group. Leave me alone." Nick: "what if this baby sitter group, is your only protection to your family from aliens attack?"
I think this is a rebuild of the famous Dirty Harry diner scene where there is too much sugar in his coffee. Unfortunately, anytime you try to make Vin Diesel appear smart.... well 😂😂
What should of got him was the fact that he was just dropped off at a diner?!? Like huh? "Oh two bigs giys dropped you off 10 minutes ago". How is that not alarming but everything else is😂
In fairness, that happened 10 minutes ago. Meanwhile, weird stuff is happening right now... let's deal with that first, then worry about the two big guys.
@@coffeeghidorah6217your thinking of the rock, this is vin diesel, vin diesel doesn’t have that in his contract only the rock does. Both star in some movies together but they don’t get along much so they don’t tend to do that outside of fast and furious movies
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
Hundreds of movies use the “ I disarmed him when he got close with the gun scenario” In real life the gunman keeps distance from a people knowing that gives even a scrawny guy the upper hand
but this was a test, the actors had no intention of ever going after him, just to see how he reacted. probably had blanks too, so your whole comment is pointless
you're thinking like a man. as a woman, her heels were a dead giveaway something wasn't right. Like he said, there is no way in hell, a real waitress would be wearing heals...especially a big girl with big legs working in a diner. No way!
When I was in culinary school I had a Dining Teacher who was in charge of teaching us about fine dining, setting tables etc. She was infamous for being in the business 30 years and wearing high heels the entire time. Random fun fact.
Other way around, Samuel L Jackson plays himself in every movie. He only ended up as Nick Fury because the artist who was redesigning the character for the comic decided to use Samuel L Jackson’s image without asking. Jackson only found out when he walked into a comic book store and saw his face on the front of a Marvel comic. Luckily he wasn’t mad, but he called them up and said if you’re going to use my image you have to let me play the character in any theatrical appearances to which they agreed and gave him a call a year later about Ironman
"And if the whole thing ain't real, then these bullets aren't real, and if they aren't real they won't hurt when I......" He lost his ability to speak right then.
Not to sound tough but. When you realize situations like this (living it/ watching it on TV) it starts to become a sixth sense. You notice anything out of place.
How fucked up is Vin Diesel's character that he knew everything was staged but he still messed up that one guys face for life? He's like the Steven Seagal of secret agents.
I will say, he is right about the waitress thing, maybe not so much about the blisters thing, but the fact that she’d be face down in the kitchen after slipping on a lemon slice.
It's never the lack of complexity that makes a lie fail, it's the failure to match the real thing. A keen eye and ear will catch all mistakes because they know what to look and listen for in the real deal.
You can watch this movie on Prime Video: amzn.to/49pOvIL
Name: XXX
What is the name of the movie
@@user-xs7eq1gy7kThat is the name accept xXx 2002 to be more specific
Bro cmon 💀 read, the name is “XXX” that’s the last thing he said
Ok what are y'all trying pull💀
Guys its actually called xxx, not that xxx
Burnt face guy: "It's still real to me, dammit!"
Not dammit, he'd say M0THĖRFŲCKĖR
🤣 brilliant
His name is Mike degrasse tyson 😡
@@jgabler4433 they were talking about the one that got his face burned by the coffee
@@jgabler4433the other recently burnt face guy not him bruh
Nick fury finds out how important family really is. Avengers: The Fast 11
At this point id take it, marvel has fallen way off since endgame
Holy shit no! Don't make that's movie! Don't!
@@Nathan-om7kothe spiderman movies?? Doctor strange??? Y'all just blatantly ignore good movies at this point just cause you don't see them
@@milo_the_murrass
@@milo_the_murr I saw em, so 2 movies then…..anything else? Honestly the best thing since has been Loki
He knew it was fake but decided to beat them up anyway.
hey if they want to play it out, let them play it out.
I think he did it cuz they inconvenienced him 😂😂😂
Well how are WE supposed to know its fake if he doesnt tell us...
yup!
I like the Machete scene.
So that's how Dominic Torretto got his shotgun and was hired by Nick Fury to work with the Avengers.
and became groot
@@artist_three he did what in groot?
HAHA OTHER MOVIES EXIST? THATS SUCH A FUNNY JOKE GOOD ONE MAN
@@Connection-Lostew
vin voices groot @@fzgbrain
“And if this gun ain’t real that means the bullets in it ain’t real”
Lmao!
I just shot my foot!
This would really hurt *pop*
are you quoting Malibu's Most Wanted?
@demic6055 I believe both movies say it because after the scene Vin shoots the gun
So you knew it was fake but slammed a guy's face into a coffee pot anyway.
Shit you mean you wouldn't? That guy did just pull a gun on you regardless of if it's real.
@@leviqueen1504Yeah.
While it was discovered thr firearms were blanks, blanks can still be deadly at close range.
Good move tbh why do u sound offensive? Lol
@@tonypeppermint5329yep.
No No, he's got a point 😂😂
"And if she ain't real, this whole place ain't real"😂
It pays to be observant.
What’s funny is right after this he shoots the shotgun into the air. But the shotgun has blanks. But if you watch the cook in the back he grabs a gun and points it. I always imagined that the cook wasn’t apart of the operation and was just standing on business with the heat.
😂😂
Well he would know. Why would th re b some new waitress out of nowhere.
So who's teaching you idiots that "apart" and "a part" are the same thing? Are you all just learning to be dumb from each other?
well you always imagined wrong since the movie literally confirms that she was apart of the operation.
How did almost one thousand people like your comment? I guess it goes to show what kind of people follow the fast and furious movies lmao.
@@MrFriendlyCsgoContentDebby downer over here always complaining, never double clutching like you should either I bet smh
I miss when Vin Diesel used to talk instead of mumble. I know it comes with age but damn that voice was powerful!
He actually has a speech condition that has to hide, he’s been taking every movie gig he could so he can leave a good inheritance to his family
"i am groot"
@@deathspeakerplayz-youtubep2722source? I can’t find anything on his speech condition. You making it up?
@@goracks69 pretty sure that he confused Vin Diesel with Bruce Willis, who has been diagnosed with aphasia. And I’m also pretty sure he only knows about that because of the “The worst movies ever Tier list” video from Pyrocynical.
@@aleasenigel9517 Exactly what I was thinking.
No ones talking about how the lady who played the waitress realizing other then her heels she had the act perfect and she's had that mental moment of "damn I knew I did something wrong"
Samuel Jackson & Vin Diesel .. what a COMBINATION! ❤
This is a rare piece of movie where Mr Jackson doesn't say ’motherfucker’.
Movie name?
@@Gray-Miller It's XXX from 2002
Jesus loves you.
@@bennette.7033kind to hard when he’s been dead for 2000 years
Bloodshot
The Poor Man's James Bond. Fun movie.
Vin diesel is more iconic than mr bond. Family comes first.
@@Drybkungftyy56 not really. The new "Bond" movies destroyed what James Bond was.
@@Drybkungftyy56more iconic the James Bond 😂😂😂😂 what are you smoking pal can you get me some 😂😂😂
@@postmodernminingfacts! Connery, brosnan, did it pretty well.
My name is dollar tree. James dollar tree
Vin was a really fun actor to watch back then, when he actually tried.
“I like smoke better than air, if I could I would smoke in my sleep” best quote from the movie.
"Dom, I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers initiative."
“Is that like, a family?”
Dom: "I don't interested to your baby sitter group. Leave me alone."
Nick: "what if this baby sitter group, is your only protection to your family from aliens attack?"
Dom's power... ultimate plot armor
And then he turns him into a tree
That would’ve been badass
He asks 'How did I get here?' but knows its Sunday 😂 ..
Maybe cause it was sunday when he passed out
he made a guess. He was kidnapped on saturday evening than this must be sunday morning
Bc he read the paper
He asked HOW???? not what day is it🙄
@@CdaithaRealest the paper could be from yesterday or last year
I love how he delivered that high heels line like he was Sherlock Holmes or sum shiiii
This should've been a great trilogy. The potential was there.
"I'm a bit groggy and do not know how I got here - but I sure do now it's Saturday!!" 😂
I think in the movie he asks the waitress what day it was.
*Sunday
*Know
He said he didn't know HOW he got there. He didn't say that he didn't know WHEN he got there.
Yes but you can tell it's a Sunday by the angles at which the plants where casting a shadow, duh!
He busted them with the cankles. 🤣
Got him excited like Clinton to look for more.
Someone had to bring that up
Lol its was the shoes. What waitress would be in heels when her job is being on her feet all day.
I think this is a rebuild of the famous Dirty Harry diner scene where there is too much sugar in his coffee. Unfortunately, anytime you try to make Vin Diesel appear smart.... well 😂😂
I read financial times on Sundays. Weekend edition is a joy to read.
Nick Fury finally recruiting Toretto into the Avengers
Nah, he just want to recruit Groot
Dom in a GTO can beat Thanos.
This was before the Avengers, when Nick Fury was still in the CIA, this was him recruiting Dominic Toretto.
I'd take Toretto over Hawkeye any day.
it's crazy that de-aging in the mcu movies can make sam jackson look this young again
Caught red handed and still denying it with no accountability.
Bro became the villain he initially hated.
Ah yes, the Vin Diesel classic trope of being the smartest man in all of his movies at all times.
Underrated comment
Isn't he gay, that's what I've heard !!!@
@@anitablades6033 yep, not that it matters.
To be fair, Tom Hanks was way smarter than him in Saving Private Ryan.
@@traviswilliams3034Moe, Larry and Curly are all smarter than Vin Diesel.
They said at the interview “We’re a family here” and he knew.
" Why the hell you guys putt hot coffee in pot. "
burned face guy
😂😂
Incredibly sharp observation from Xander Cage. I bet he could become one of the smartest characters in film history.
Nick Fury trying to hire Dom in Avengers before Iron Man...
You don’t need avenging when you have family
“Listen, my Avengers team I’m trying to recruit you to… it’s kinda like a big family.”
“You had me on family”
Nick fury’s search for iron man & capts replacements seems to be going the right direction
when he hears hoofs he definitely thinks zebras !!!
This was an exageration BUT it is still a great example of "situational awareness"
Comes in handy.
It’s refreshing to see vin diesel having a coherent dialogue instead of one or two ridiculous phrases like the ones from the whole FF franchise
One of the best " Gotcha Scene" in film history. And one of Vinnys best work.
and that's how Nick Fury first time met Groot
What should of got him was the fact that he was just dropped off at a diner?!? Like huh? "Oh two bigs giys dropped you off 10 minutes ago". How is that not alarming but everything else is😂
Cuz his contract says he can't lose... anything
In fairness, that happened 10 minutes ago. Meanwhile, weird stuff is happening right now... let's deal with that first, then worry about the two big guys.
Na bro this happens all the time like legit just be walking up the street and then bam you wake up in a random building
@@coffeeghidorah6217your thinking of the rock, this is vin diesel, vin diesel doesn’t have that in his contract only the rock does. Both star in some movies together but they don’t get along much so they don’t tend to do that outside of fast and furious movies
@@ghoul666boom6 okay
"So you knew it was a set up when you smashed my face into a pot of coffee?"
Watched this a bunch as a kid. No matter how corny it might be today, I'll always love this movie.
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
I love this comment
Lmcao😊
Nick fury: Dominic, we need you!
Dominic: I am Groot!
Excellent observations. Good guy always gets his way
Crazy how underrated this movie has become. Absolutely a banger 💪
Bro just went from Dominic Toretto to Sherlock Holmes in a blink of eye 😂
Hundreds of movies use the “ I disarmed him when he got close with the gun scenario” In real life the gunman keeps distance from a people knowing that gives even a scrawny guy the upper hand
but this was a test, the actors had no intention of ever going after him, just to see how he reacted. probably had blanks too, so your whole comment is pointless
Movies really have made people stupid when it comes to things like this. They end up dead thinking real life is like the movies.
Nah some people get ego trips and if you tempt them just enough you can do it but 50/50 chance
Right? I love it when a gunman in a movie completely negates the greatest advantage a gun gives you: distance.
I thought the waitress was dropping him hints all along.
He knew the MOMENT he woke up that Hecter was running 3 Honda civics with spoon engines.
Instant I saw this clip I knew it was the " career waitresses don't wear heels" clip. Love it 😂👍🏽
What movie is this?
@@spencerlloyd7378XXX [2002]
Movie name please
@@spencerlloyd7378 the original XXX
@@kennygeorge7743 the first XXX
You ended it to early after that he blows a shot to prove the shotgun was loaded with blanks
And if the movie?
Movie name. I beg
Triple X (xXx) @@okthen6505
Movie name is XXX
This was our first sign of fast and furious being turned into a hero movie.
And this son, was how nick fury recruited Dominic toretto to the avengers.
Sam Jackson: maybe your way of saving the coffee shop is different than mine 😂😂
“This whole thing isn’t real”
Guy with the bleeding face on the floor “….I would beg to differ”
That’s fake too
Available on Netflix
Movie : “Unbreakable”
Secret sequels : “Split” and “Glass”
Samuel L Jackson was Nick Fury before the MCU
Movie name: XXX Return of Xander Cage
That would be the sequel to this movie.
This is XXX, then Came XXX: State of the Union w/Ice Cube, then XXX- Return of Xander Cage.
@davidjecmenek8943 hell yea okay. I looked up xxx and was getting different movies and actors instead. Thanks for that though
@@corruptmoondrake4057never get the original XXX mixed up with Return of Xander Cage ever again😂
The sequel is a dumpster fire
@Vito_Caligiuri all I know is when I typed in xxx, first thing that popp6up was xxx tentacion
@@corruptmoondrake4057 I will admit, it is NOT the best title
This movie's writer really thought no-one ever reads a two day old newspaper and waitresses never wear high heels.
because waitresses DONT wear heels like ever. Its a slip hazard.
Also the FT definitely does publish at the weekend haha
Overweight waitresses are not wearing high heels be for real
you're thinking like a man. as a woman, her heels were a dead giveaway something wasn't right. Like he said, there is no way in hell, a real waitress would be wearing heals...especially a big girl with big legs working in a diner. No way!
Or one-day-old newspapers. The FT publishes on Saturdays.
When I was in culinary school I had a Dining Teacher who was in charge of teaching us about fine dining, setting tables etc. She was infamous for being in the business 30 years and wearing high heels the entire time.
Random fun fact.
When Vin Diesel Actually Used To Take Acting Seriously
The movie name is" XXX Return of Xander cage"
🫡
As we say it down here in the South " bless his heart."
It’s the first xxx not the return of Xander cage the return is the third installment of the franchise
False. It's the first XxX.
No, it isn't. This is the first movie, XXX.
Samuel l Jackson plays these characters so well he’s just nick fury across multiple move universes 😂
Other way around, Samuel L Jackson plays himself in every movie. He only ended up as Nick Fury because the artist who was redesigning the character for the comic decided to use Samuel L Jackson’s image without asking. Jackson only found out when he walked into a comic book store and saw his face on the front of a Marvel comic. Luckily he wasn’t mad, but he called them up and said if you’re going to use my image you have to let me play the character in any theatrical appearances to which they agreed and gave him a call a year later about Ironman
Gotta like him😮
Bro basically said nah I’d win💀
"And if the whole thing ain't real, then these bullets aren't real, and if they aren't real they won't hurt when I......"
He lost his ability to speak right then.
If it was me, I would have probably realized that something was wrong around the time I woke up in a diner without remembering how I got there.
Basically, not to mention the flaws, the guy with the gun has a firearms skill of -1 and not the slightest stamina
It doesn't matter if it's an inch or a mile high. A waitress never wears heels!
Dominic Toretto
He was reading financial times on Sunday when markets are closed had me cracking so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is he not allowed to do that? So odd.
There's literally nothing wrong with that
@@zano9291the point being it's pointless
@@anna-flora999 I know, but it's the fact that they added it in like it's some astute observation. Don't get me wrong, I had a laugh too
After toretto explained to him with so much detail, fury be like:
"Shi mf, welcome to the Avenger"
Nick Fury - "There was an idea... to bring together a remarkable FAMILY"
Not to sound tough but. When you realize situations like this (living it/ watching it on TV) it starts to become a sixth sense. You notice anything out of place.
"My bad, I didn't think that coffee was real."
How fucked up is Vin Diesel's character that he knew everything was staged but he still messed up that one guys face for life? He's like the Steven Seagal of secret agents.
This was the best scene in this entire movie, and it had some pretty good scenes.
People keep claiming the title is XXX but everytime i google "bald guy/fat ankle woman movie" i only get really weird porn videos
Half 3 in the morning here, can't sleep, you made me laugh 😂 I thank you
@@somebodycalledmesebastian3517 british
Put his name in the search with xxx movie it should pop up.
@@xaer5074 and?
u could not just say the name lol
@@tonytone4857
Bro I’m so high I thought that was nick fury telling Dominik Toretto to the join the avengers scene 😂💀
That hot coffee was real and that burnt face you gave to that guy was real..lol
"I would like to introduce you to the Avengers Initiative."
"I am Groot."
Damn i miss Riddick vin diesel under rated what a bad ass
Even nick fury realize dom torreto is superhero at this point
Whenever I say "If she ain't real then this whole thing ain't real" they make me drink two more cups of coffee.
~ How did you know, son?~
"Because, sir, I am Groot!"
Nothing to see, just Nick Fury hiring Groot to the Avengers Initiative
Guy with the burnt face
"That's an awfully hot coffee pot"
😂
I will say, he is right about the waitress thing, maybe not so much about the blisters thing, but the fact that she’d be face down in the kitchen after slipping on a lemon slice.
Dom Toretto recruited into the Avengers is wild man💀
Bro I can’t believe nick fury (mace windu) tried to recruit dom to the avengers
He forgot to use the force to aide him his efforts
It's never the lack of complexity that makes a lie fail, it's the failure to match the real thing. A keen eye and ear will catch all mistakes because they know what to look and listen for in the real deal.
Yes. Absence of the nornal, presence of the abnormal.
It being fake because someone’s reading financial times on a Sunday might be the dumbest line I’ve ever heard
The actor name is Vince Deisel
This was the movie that made marvel movies possible.
You're not welcome. Godspeed.
What movie is it?
Fairly sure this is a restaurant in the LA area. Used often.
Their scallop dish was tasty.
I think this same restaurant was used in Pulp fiction
The day when Groot meet Nick Fury.
XXX is one of Vin Diesel's best movies. The soundtrack is also killer.
Read the financial times on Sunday to be ready Monday morning
Yeah but they don't even make a copy on Sunday
Got then on the heels though, I csn definitely see where he was right sbout career waitresses not wearing high heels.
Nobody would be interested in the state of markets on a Sunday!
Does the Financial Times publish on Sundays? Do Americans read foreign papers?