Could of been born a Mackem - (With lyrics, HD)

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  • čas přidán 12. 01. 2011
  • A fun song for Geordies and other Toon fans around the world to tease the Mackems.
    If your down in the dumps with life ... just remember its better than being a Mackem! ;)
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Komentáře • 469

  • @toondrone1892
    @toondrone1892 Před 5 měsíci +15

    Derby day! Got this on repeat ⚽️⚽️⚽️

  • @guineagirl5413
    @guineagirl5413 Před 4 lety +42

    This made me giggle, I am a Liverpool fan and the hatred between geordies and mackems reminds me of the animosity between scousers and Mancs! Lol

    • @peterwilliamskelhorn6675
      @peterwilliamskelhorn6675 Před měsícem

      @guineagirl5413 the Newcastle supporters would have sung that at Jordan Henderson when he was playing for our Liverpool

  • @grahamwalls9379
    @grahamwalls9379 Před 3 lety +50

    Love the Geordie sense of humour . A very funny song .

  • @Emilfu
    @Emilfu Před 10 lety +132

    Things with more points than Sunderland... A toothpick

  • @googleisshittoss
    @googleisshittoss Před rokem +6

    Well, I'm from Down South..I've lived in Newcastle for 30 years. Took me a while to get used to the whole Mackam/Geordie thing...But I love the Northeast and it's people. This did make me laugh though 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheMagpieGeordie
    @TheMagpieGeordie  Před 13 lety +33

    @KcMacK21
    Over here in Newcastle, England we are called Geordies. But we also have a cross city rival 10 miles away called Sunderland, The people of Sunderland are called Mackems and WE HATE THE SAD MACKEM BASTARDS!!!!

    • @courtneygallagher8582
      @courtneygallagher8582 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm a mackem :( but I support Newcastle have a geordie accent

    • @thomasfoster1899
      @thomasfoster1899 Před 3 lety

      Well done nfc tops.from a red .

    • @greggayres
      @greggayres Před 4 měsíci

      na its not like that its more banter between teams tbh i am a Geordie @@courtneygallagher8582

  • @connorjones2636
    @connorjones2636 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I had a cd of with loads of songs like this when I was a kid late 90's early 00's I wish I could remember them all

  • @blu3b4lls53
    @blu3b4lls53 Před 4 lety +58

    When your world is collapsing.. ye could av been born a mackem 😂😂😂

    • @chrisdawson6156
      @chrisdawson6156 Před 3 lety +2

      Haha brilliant comment I am a Swindon Town fan and they aren't doing well at all but it's better than being a mackem

    • @darrensmith4279
      @darrensmith4279 Před 2 lety

      Budgie world..or looked like u

  • @owenthompson6890
    @owenthompson6890 Před 6 lety +78

    When times are hard think it could be worse you could be a mackem

    • @rohanperkins7466
      @rohanperkins7466 Před 4 lety

      Owen Thompson so glad to be a gorgeou

    • @D5BikeLife
      @D5BikeLife Před 4 lety

      Rohan Perkins rights love being s gorgeou me

    • @IrishGuysScarf
      @IrishGuysScarf Před 3 lety +1

      @@D5BikeLife It's absolute class being a gorgeou mate!

    • @D5BikeLife
      @D5BikeLife Před 3 lety +1

      Irish Guy's Scarf mint it is mate best people around

    • @liamknight8895
      @liamknight8895 Před 3 lety

      Irish Guy's Scarf is Michaels scarf washed?

  • @valeriebrown3872
    @valeriebrown3872 Před 6 lety +5

    Good job I was born a Geordie

  • @Footballeditz268
    @Footballeditz268 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Guys if you don’t know who a Mackem is, it’s someone from Sunderland and We are rivals with Sunderland and that’s why he is saying it’s bad because we hate them

    • @Helpful_viper
      @Helpful_viper Před 7 měsíci

      Just accept that people from Sunderland are people it's okay to hate the club but to hate the people is just obscene

    • @topshagger6946
      @topshagger6946 Před 25 dny

      @@Helpful_viper”people” 🤣 are they fuck

  • @epics2001
    @epics2001 Před 10 lety +63

    Hahahah! Sunderland have had more managers than points this season...

  • @Rahil.370
    @Rahil.370 Před 3 lety +4

    I’m a Newcastle born boy

    • @chrisdawson6156
      @chrisdawson6156 Před rokem +1

      You should be proud

    • @Rahil.370
      @Rahil.370 Před rokem +1

      @@chrisdawson6156 course I am. Found this channel again. HOWAY THE LADS

  • @lucyanna9010
    @lucyanna9010 Před 3 lety +16

    the fact my uncles band wrote and sang this hahah

  • @ChrisThePro147
    @ChrisThePro147 Před 8 lety +15

    SUPER DOOPER COMPUTA. Legend.

    • @SiriusMined
      @SiriusMined Před 4 lety +1

      To what does that refer (for us out of town folk)?

  • @themanftheworld8439
    @themanftheworld8439 Před 2 lety +3

    Sunderland lost all its heavy industry shipbuilding and coal mines and had its industrial heart ripped out.The city still hasn't recovered.A once proud town-city was sacrificed by London Westminster govt.Remember what goes around comes around,mags.

    • @SensibleMoniker
      @SensibleMoniker Před 2 lety

      @man of the world - blame the unions not Westminster.

    • @setokaiba.
      @setokaiba. Před 2 lety +4

      Newcastle was the largest exporter of coal in the country and also was a ship building city that got its two main industries shut down lets not forget... not exactly had it easy either.

  • @Hibrahizzle
    @Hibrahizzle Před 12 lety +6

    from london u geordies and mackems r so nice

  • @breannaclaytoncowan2159
    @breannaclaytoncowan2159 Před 9 lety +27

    My favorite Georgie song:-)

  • @huntergray256
    @huntergray256 Před 2 lety +3

    If your here in 2023 you are such a legend

  • @courtneygallagher8582
    @courtneygallagher8582 Před 3 lety +2

    Right I'm a Mackem, have a Geordie accent and support newcastle lmao

  • @Skoogles
    @Skoogles Před 11 lety +1

    You good sir win the highly prestigious Comment of The Day award. Congratulations.

  • @Skoogles
    @Skoogles Před 11 lety +9

    Gonna be singing this on Derby day this Sunday!
    Howey the toon!!!

    • @Skoogles
      @Skoogles Před 2 lety

      @ThatBritishGuy probabaly shit

  • @CRXXPPZ
    @CRXXPPZ Před 2 lety +2

    ⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜ newcastles going to win against Tottenham tomorrow I can feel it I just want the old footy team back

  • @BecheyCity
    @BecheyCity Před 11 lety +8

    Many of NUFC fun songs sound like some western song :p

  • @connorwilson2983
    @connorwilson2983 Před 4 lety +2

    When there is a major pandemic... still could of been worse, could of been born a mackem

  • @cyclingninja9677
    @cyclingninja9677 Před 7 lety +2

    Excellent song and so true. Whenever your down just thanks fuck your not a Mackem

  • @eliasyoocoolman
    @eliasyoocoolman Před 12 lety +2

    Brilliant!

  • @gtamaster1677
    @gtamaster1677 Před 5 lety +2

    Geordie till I die

  • @jacobevans2659
    @jacobevans2659 Před 11 lety +1

    CONGRATULATIONS! You win a sarcastic round of aplaud

  • @harrison1104
    @harrison1104 Před 4 lety +4

    I am frome newcastel

  • @MrCrazyGeordie
    @MrCrazyGeordie Před 11 lety +1

    Best thing I've heard.

  • @Z_Victory_Z
    @Z_Victory_Z Před 12 lety +17

    @TheMagpieGeordie Hey guys, I'm American, and I hate 'dem Mackems! I'm planning on making my first pilgrimage to St. James' Park next season, can't wait!!! NUFC forever!

  • @kingthimio7887
    @kingthimio7887 Před 5 lety +4

    😂😂😂LOVE THE SONG

  • @roddale8412
    @roddale8412 Před 8 lety +48

    I can see the time coming soon when cool songs like this one will be reclassified as hate speech and banned. I'm neither Sunderland or Newcastle, but I love footie songs like these. I hope I'm wrong. Long live footie songs.

    • @ruwn561
      @ruwn561 Před 7 lety +5

      rod dale its. It is not hate. It's pity, mocking, sarcastic humour. You can't hate nothing.

    • @stevegoody3744
      @stevegoody3744 Před 2 lety +2

      I'm a mackem and I wouldn't have it any other way. It's actually pretty funny.

    • @johnsbackdoor8365
      @johnsbackdoor8365 Před 2 lety +2

      @@stevegoody3744 ya got that right mate 😂😂 hope ye get back to the prem so we can scrap it oot again oh the way it looks in the championship

    • @ronrichardson3103
      @ronrichardson3103 Před rokem

      That's when they ban you from laughing ..... but that will never happen

  • @Mrsxxvilla
    @Mrsxxvilla Před 8 lety +1

    love it x x tooon Armmmmy til i die x x x

  • @user-go5pt8ro6h
    @user-go5pt8ro6h Před 4 lety +1

    The Saudis are coming🇸🇦🔥

    • @evanwrightson5345
      @evanwrightson5345 Před 4 lety +1

      Haway Prince salman⚫️⚪️⚫️🎂فرج العميري

  • @SafcJordan19
    @SafcJordan19 Před 11 lety +1

    What a goal by Demba Ba against Newcastle.

  • @TheYorkshireGeordie
    @TheYorkshireGeordie Před 5 měsíci

    Im 35 and i remember listening to this when i was a preteen 😅

  • @MREVIL666-66
    @MREVIL666-66 Před 8 lety +2

    Best song ever

    • @saffyrobson
      @saffyrobson Před 8 lety +1

      +David Robson yo, we have the same surname!
      im steve robson! we might be related! are you in the north east?

    • @MREVIL666-66
      @MREVIL666-66 Před 6 lety +1

      steve punk yeah

    • @MREVIL666-66
      @MREVIL666-66 Před 6 lety +1

      steve punk in Gateshead

  • @davidhuddart9262
    @davidhuddart9262 Před 3 lety +1

    Very true

  • @ms8rx
    @ms8rx Před rokem +1

    BRILLIANT......😂😂

  • @destroyingtheworld8916
    @destroyingtheworld8916 Před 8 lety +6

    I love toon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😀

  • @aidanwalton8836
    @aidanwalton8836 Před 12 lety

    lol best song ever totally my fave

  • @JoeLisle
    @JoeLisle Před 4 lety +6

    It could be worst you could playing in league 1 for the 3 season in a row

  • @UnusualShimmer
    @UnusualShimmer Před 12 lety

    Aye if I was a Mackem I wuda topped ma sel by now hahaha !!!!ADVICE TO ALL MACKEMS!!!

  • @patrikbytyqi4ever
    @patrikbytyqi4ever Před 10 lety +1

    I got no legs but still it could of been worse, a could of been born a mackem

  • @kyleadelaide
    @kyleadelaide Před 6 lety +1

    Down down down down

  • @bigsho3030
    @bigsho3030 Před 2 lety +1

    TOON TOON

  • @menglish999
    @menglish999 Před 3 lety +1

    This link does seem to work anymore... shame I loved this song! Anyone know where I can get a download?

  • @ArtbyJoeH
    @ArtbyJoeH Před 11 lety

    well done Rachael! and a nice variation on the spelling :)

  • @tomasmithmusic
    @tomasmithmusic Před 12 lety +1

    Its called sports direct arena now

  • @johncomin9791
    @johncomin9791 Před 3 lety +1

    Just seen two magpies truth

  • @JoeLisle
    @JoeLisle Před 6 měsíci +1

    Who’s here after the fa cup draw 😂

  • @sonnyjoyce2116
    @sonnyjoyce2116 Před 4 lety +2

    Go on the TOON⚽🏆

  • @thomaszielinski7747
    @thomaszielinski7747 Před 4 lety

    Too right Bonny wee lad

  • @cristianmemestudios
    @cristianmemestudios Před 3 lety +1

    Anything could happen but at least I wasn’t born a Mackem

  • @Lualua25able
    @Lualua25able Před 12 lety +14

    How did your first game go mate? Good to see NUFC has great supporters across the pond.

  • @christinemaddison6640
    @christinemaddison6640 Před 8 lety

    it mint lads

  • @Brickaddict2900
    @Brickaddict2900 Před 11 lety +3

    'Ave ye ever seen a Mackem in Milan?

    • @stuartauld3193
      @stuartauld3193 Před 4 měsíci

      Still searching. John Wayne's on the job. Apparently.

  • @nory5156
    @nory5156 Před 2 lety +1

    come on the toon haha

  • @Shakyfan1970
    @Shakyfan1970 Před 12 lety

    "Could you ever think of anythink as bad?"
    I could! The woeful grammar / spelling in the lyrics.

  • @RoyMcCalvey
    @RoyMcCalvey Před 11 lety +2

    Love the song. The poignancy in the lyrics remind me of Gershwin at his best. ('Summertime', 'Blue Monday'). Sorry, can't say more, just have to go and play it again!

  • @bazjohn2006
    @bazjohn2006 Před 12 lety

    @TheMagpieGeordie
    Durham pits is were u'd find the word Geordie and Mackem came about. And then some other stories relating to Durham and Newcastle fighting against the Mackems and the Celtics of Scotland . Then there's newer version Sunderland docks made the ships and Newcastle took them as the own.

  • @AlanTuff-kb4je
    @AlanTuff-kb4je Před 5 měsíci

    Bring on the mackems tomorrow

  • @iluminaticonfirmed5786
    @iluminaticonfirmed5786 Před 8 lety +1

    getin

  • @drewedmin999
    @drewedmin999 Před 11 lety

    Love it how the Mackems are complaining about grammar, but not challenging the FACT that there isn't anything worse than being a Mackem. HA HA!!

  • @Z_Victory_Z
    @Z_Victory_Z Před 12 lety +1

    Still workin' on getting to that first match! Probably gonna have to be next winter. Tyne-Wear derby? That'd be epic.

  • @MrManchesterunited99
    @MrManchesterunited99 Před 11 lety +4

    Mackems for relegation:)

  • @MrManchesterunited99
    @MrManchesterunited99 Před 11 lety

    Now we are again there we belong; in front of mackems:)

  • @SuperImmortal
    @SuperImmortal Před 11 lety +2

    TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY

  • @james_arma302
    @james_arma302 Před 9 lety +3

    SUPER DOPER COMPUTER lol

  • @danlong9686
    @danlong9686 Před 11 lety

    sunday, howay the lads

  • @markowen2792
    @markowen2792 Před 6 lety +3

    scumberland...........a second class town with a third rate team - gotta love barnsley though they are moving up in the world

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206

    COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE ..COULD BE IN LEAGUE ONE

  • @angrybuvver6655
    @angrybuvver6655 Před 8 lety +1

    fucking get up best song ever

  • @dougmoran3340
    @dougmoran3340 Před 2 lety +1

    Very good. Written and performed by who ?

  • @anthonyprince546
    @anthonyprince546 Před 7 lety

    im a preston fan and like this song for a preston fan this could be called could have been born a tangareen

  • @safcboy123
    @safcboy123 Před 12 lety

    MIGHTY MACKEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @PedroChuVPS
    @PedroChuVPS Před 2 lety +5

    In fairness, Mackems can count all six season points on one hand

  • @adictschampselysees
    @adictschampselysees Před 12 lety

    I'm asking, what is the reason for the key reference? Can someone explain

  • @DCCTArmy
    @DCCTArmy Před 12 lety

    Shoal scores: can u hear the mackems sing I can't hear a fuckin' thing! Oh oh come on Geordies!

  • @jaykay3830
    @jaykay3830 Před 7 lety +1

    Newcastle newcastle Newcastle Newcastle Newcastle Newcastle Newcastle

  • @user-zv6fg2th8m
    @user-zv6fg2th8m Před 4 měsíci

    You wish we wouldn't have you

  • @jellybeanfilms769
    @jellybeanfilms769 Před 8 lety +3

    Love the song the song let's hope for three more points at villa lads come on the toon

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ Před 8 lety

      FFS

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ Před 8 lety

      We'll never live this down

    • @richardsales6996
      @richardsales6996 Před 8 lety +1

      +JoshuaM yes we will m8 our day will come revenge is a dish best served cold

  • @TheMaltesePitbull
    @TheMaltesePitbull Před 11 lety +1

    Is that ringo singing it??

  • @ashleyhoward8926
    @ashleyhoward8926 Před 2 měsíci

    Could have.

  • @alexwalker4143
    @alexwalker4143 Před 9 lety

    GO THE NEW CASEL. B-)

  • @azapro911
    @azapro911 Před 12 lety

    How did Knopfler and Nail let this one pass them by? :P

  • @safcforme
    @safcforme Před 4 měsíci

    "Could HAVE been born..." not could of! We can take the banter, and anyway the words can, AND HAVE, been swapped to fit our dear neighbours so no grief here.

  • @epics2001
    @epics2001 Před 10 lety +4

    Lol, this is so epic. And for all you shit mackems, Newcastle are 9th and Sunderland are.......... 19th :P

  • @JoeLisle
    @JoeLisle Před 5 lety +10

    Sunderland lost in the playoffs to charlton and looks Newcastle got new Middle East owners. LALAS

    • @sophiekirkley4398
      @sophiekirkley4398 Před 4 lety +2

      5 in a row?
      5 in a row?
      You lost the play offs with 6 seconds to go XD F*ck the mackems

    • @dixoni8i171
      @dixoni8i171 Před 4 lety

      How’s that take over going?

    • @sophiekirkley4398
      @sophiekirkley4398 Před 4 lety

      @@dixoni8i171 They did it for publicity the bastards

    • @liamjohnson8158
      @liamjohnson8158 Před 4 lety

      And we’re now one of the richest clubs in the world u Geordie twats😂

    • @danieldavidson465
      @danieldavidson465 Před 4 lety

      @@liamjohnson8158 Screw off you idiot

  • @charlietavnufc8168
    @charlietavnufc8168 Před rokem +1

    Toon Toon Toon

  • @magalivallejo3896
    @magalivallejo3896 Před 6 měsíci +1

    MAGALI 🖤🤍👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼🤍🖤👥👥👥

  • @MrErestyn
    @MrErestyn Před 12 lety

    While we're discussing grammar and spelling - "its" should have an apostrophe (that's the little line 2 keys along from the bottom of the enter key) as it means "it is" in this context - we call that a contraction, and that word isn't just a labour pain! "Fucking" is spelt with a "g". There should also be a few commas and quotation marks in there, but that's okay, we all understand Sunderland is still catching up to the educational standards of the rest of the world.

  • @Z_Victory_Z
    @Z_Victory_Z Před 12 lety +1

    I know what it's called. And I prefer St. James' Park. Corporate sponsorship can't erase a past, and, at least for the Olympics, a future: It was, and will be, St. James' Park.

  • @ilovegreysforever
    @ilovegreysforever Před 12 lety +1

    @TheMagpieGeordie HOWAY :D

  • @evoedits9758
    @evoedits9758 Před 7 lety

    I could of been born a Geordie, but instead I was born a Smoggy, North East Top Dogs

    • @toonfan02
      @toonfan02 Před 7 lety +3

      you're in yorkshire you muppet ;)

    • @toonboy2658
      @toonboy2658 Před 3 lety +1

      Typical smoggy sack head

  • @Natureboyrulz14
    @Natureboyrulz14 Před 12 lety

    @KcMacK21
    Sorry to hear of your plight.

  • @FifaAction14
    @FifaAction14 Před 10 lety

    Obsessed.

    • @toonboy2658
      @toonboy2658 Před 3 lety +1

      When you fly a airplane around sjp Mackems are the 1 obsessed and yous are in L1 4years coming up

    • @toonboy2658
      @toonboy2658 Před 3 lety

      Obsessed and you are on Newcastle post 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robbie4694
    @robbie4694 Před 7 lety

    +Richard sales someone Infront of me at the game pretended to shoot it