Kollektivet: Music Video - ÆØÅ (Size Matters)
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- Music composition and production/lyrics/performance:
Fridtjof StensÆth Josefsen
Jakob SchØyen Andersen
Mix:
Rudi Simmons
Directing/Editing
Mikael Samuelsen
Online/Visuals
BjØrn Amundlien
Managing Editor
Marit StØre Valeur
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USA - we have 26 letters
Norway - we have 29
China - *a m a t e u r s*
Don't believe it unless you post a music video about it.
China has zero letters, they have over 50 000 hanzi
It's comparison between USA and norway, don't drag china into this... it's just comedy
China doesn't have letters. It are symbols!
@@kasperknutsen8283 oh yes you can't have any agreement because it's just comedy
its been 7 years...SEVEN YEARS. AND STILL, EVERYTIME I HEAR EVEN THE NAME OF THIS SONG I GOT IT STUCK FOR A WEEK AT THE VERY LEAST. YOU CREATED A MONSTER, A BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT MONSTER
Yeah its so chacy
ÆØÅ
benjamin barahona a månstør
Mønster* :)
I'm still angry they haven't gained international fame. for some reason "What the fox says" got famous instead of these brilliant guys, THIS IS GOLD
This video has more views than the population of norway
No
Hauk Hattrem There are just above 5,2 million people in norway.
the more you know *** :3
That fact makes my head hurt.
Ik
"Champagne for everyone, on me!"
"How will you pay for that?"
*laughs in Norwegian*
Watch the Just got paid, by them. Ties greatly into that.
Well, maybe not in Norway itself :) a bottle of champagne from a bar would cost no less than 500 NOK over here.
@@user-xr3rb6pn9m
Yeah but then it's a fucking shitty bottle of champagne, I mean you can technically get a bottle of bubbles at a restaurant or a bar for that amount of money in Denmark, but then you'd be better off getting a lot of beer.
@@user-xr3rb6pn9m 500nok? well, pretty sure thats a cheap sparkling wine and no champagne :DDDD
Hæhøhå
Norwegian Eurovision entry 2019.
I could see it. Too bad it's already passed
Do non-Norwegians now understand why I get confused when you write O like Ø for fun?
Hæ?
sonicc cc for eksempel Hellø eller pøssesed eller høuse
Eller som de skriver i stargate sg1, stargåte 🤢
As an ashamed Yankee, the only time I'm aware of writing an 'Ø' is when I'm handwriting something that has both 'O's and '0's. then I strikethrough the zero to be able to tell the difference. This is normally for some code or model number for something. I wasn't even aware that there were people who were stupid enough to think that accented letters and foreign letters were just "fancy" ways of writing things. Then again, I really shouldn't be surprised by people stupidity at all anymore. :''-(
(Just for the record I did not vote for that giant orange cheeto turd in office. )
If it’s written in English and you see an ø, then they’re just doing it for fun.
Bigger, Better, Stronger, Faster,
With ÆØÅ I am the Mæstør
potet
potet
This is golden.
Potet
Pøtet
Name one character who could beat Captain America. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Captain Norway, cause he's got ÆØÅ
Cæptæn Nørwæy
@Mr. Turnip And Captain Finland
Cæptæn Nårwøy
@@tunatezer8902 what about capain German and Denmark?
@Mr. Turnip please don't google Captain Sweden
You have to admit, it's amazing that these guys can produce such fun and cool music in second language.
The Notorious Honey Badger you do realize that most Scandinavians are pretty much fluent in English i hope? We learn English from the first day of school, man...
+Olemwrongway I'm Scandinavian myself and it's common knowledge that we speak just as good English as native speakers, if not even better.
Ad hominem.
the ruse cruise seem to have arrived to it's destination, i sure hope it a pleasant ride
+Permafex "you do realize that most Scandinavians are pretty much fluent in English i hope? We learn English from the first day of school, man..." I'm Norwegian, and I can say that both of us know that this is utter bullshit. You have the world's biggest ego if you think you are talking English better than English/American people
I åm løving this. Might nøt bæ Norwegiån, but I'm Dånish ånd wæ håve ÆØÅ åswæll. It just rølls øf yøur tønguæ with such æåse ånd gråce XD
Æ låik this.
Victoria Bianca æ kæn gådta dettø!
Victoria Bianca Ajj lajk diss viddjo
Meh ä ö å ftw ;)
That was painful to pronounce.
When the song was supposed to be a meme, but the song is actually fire
Just like Poki Poki
I KNOW, RIGHT? so fucking good
11 years later and this song is still fire.
As a linguist, I like to think of this song as my personal anthem
as another linguist, I wanted to check if Ø was indeed a rounded vowel.... and somehow i ended up here
As a linguist i just enjoy the music :)
As a cunilinguist...fill in the blanks.
As a linguist I'm telling you all to get your heads out of your arses
As a logistics manager, exporting those wonderful vowels into the world, every day! ;)
If I'd be a teacher of Norwegian I'd show this video to my class. Great pronunciation lesson.
Lily Abbendale I had such such a hard time with Ø before this video lol
Our teacher did it. And I'm more than glad she did :")
Suzanne Isbell Wait, where did you learn Norwegian?
University of Gdansk, Poland. I'm a student of Scandinavian studies with specialization in norwegian philology, so learning in progress :)
Suzanne Isbell dammmmm, thats really cool
They already won by having a norwegian Loki
xD
well he was a from the north
FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS WHERE THE NORSE MYTHOLOGI IS FROM OH MY GOD WHY AM I SO HYPEDDD
+Frøya Helene S. Haglund fuck off you tryed to diss me when i sayd i was from Denmark and now you are cheering up the fact that i know where a stupid fucking god comes from. Also gods are not real cause i dont think that you have any proof that they are real.
^ Dude, take a chill pill will ya. Just because they're not real doesn't mean it isn't fascinating. People will say the same about the Christian God in due time.
11 years later. Still loving it
A short sum up of all the comments:
1."My alphabet is longer!"
2. "THIS IS JUST A COMPARISON BETWEEN THE ENGLISH AND NORWEGIAN ALPHABET!!!"
3. "Is that Tom Hiddleston??"
4. Im from Norway! :D (+ some norwegian words as proof)
+Hogda
I'm from norway! :D Er du norsk? Jeg synes at det norske språket er fint!
so true
+Hogda 2 uker siden lol
im a funny guy fuck you hater troll smh :;(
er det faren din vi snakker om?
I nominate this song to represent Norway in Eurovision 2022
This song is still so freaking good lmao deserves way more views
teacher: college won't be as laid back as school!
my norwegian teacher at university: *shows us this video*
My geology professors: "oh yeah if you think you're gonna turn in the assignment late just let me know, I won't mark it down"
Gotta love all those people saying that their country have a bigger alphabet than Norway, listen, this isn't even really a serious video, it's comparing norway and america, not norway and russia
Error 404 fucking ture!😂
заткнись
@@patatarumpehullo5497 красава, удела его, удобряю we`ve got 32 lettes you`ve got only 29
@@patatarumpehullo5497 stfu russian gnomes
@@kasperknutsen8283 yeah
Why the hell is this not available on any music app whatsoever? I freaking love this!
Sett videoen de postet om slikt?
@@grizzlyfilms1226 nei? Har de laget en video på det?
Norway has some of the funniest and best music released lolol
anhvu jordan fuck yeah
@thotslayer43 shut up. You're wrong
@thotslayer43 what? you Swedish or something? lol
@thotslayer43 ouch sorry for your loss
You have the pop twins somewhere then you have those rockers on a mountain in a cold shed headbanging
Why I just found this masterpiece on 2019?..
Me to
your not the only one lol
69 likes and im not ruining it (:
check out their other works as well! I'd recommend '... in bed', 'I wanna be the little spoon', 'good bøy' and 'I'm running'
They're masters of comedy and music. Though they stopped production last year or so.
some good early work is unfortunately only in norwegian but if you want to check it out my favourite is 'hvorfor har du på deg hatt'
Same
Now i'm walking around the house singing ÆØÅ, and i can't even be mad about it. Polish alphabet would be impossible to make song with, so i'm gonna sing this all day.
ÆØÅ ÆØÅ
Can you elaborate? Sounds like a good thread!
Oh shoot necrothread.
haha love the last part:
"they've got a bigger alphabet"
"Norway has weapons... of mass destruction" Beautiful xD
I overheard some exchange students at the University of Oslo talking about how their Norwegian grammar class was so hard and how they couldn’t remember the three weird letters.
In my mind: ÆØÅ! U AINT GOT THE ÆØÅ! ÆØÅ ALL OVER YOUR FACE!! ÆØÅÅÅåæÅåååÅå
Young Tom Hiddleston is kinda good at singing not gonna lie
more like young Michael Fassbender
@@tinfoil1225 no no no actually thats actually look like Hiddleston
@@tinfoil1225thank you!!! I thought I was the only one 😢
I'm an American and I love the æøå! This song is so catchy!
xD
Merica!
No. Not Merica here. No.
Agree, no "Merica". -_-'
***** Murica?
Creativity on CZcams is a thing of the past. Videos like these deserve monetization
I know it's been a year since you wrote this, but it's part of a TV-show that used to air called Kollektivet.
I'm American and I love this so much
Norwegian alphabet: **exists.**
American president: "my fellow americans we have reason to believe the Norwegians have weapons of mass destruction."
(I was crying while watching this. It was hilarious. 😂)
Hahah yeah
We have the high ground
*weapons of mæss destrøction
FTFY
Oh that is what he was saying. Actually just (after years of confusion) scrolled down to find a comment who spells it out. Thanks~
It's been 10 yrs, n I still get this song stuck in my head anytime I see the letters Æ, Ø, or Å 💛 much love
the guy in black t-shirt looks like a combination of Tom Hiddleston and Michael Fassbender
Oanh Ho ikr
Oanh Ho ,
You're.. right. Wow.
I kept wondering why he seemed familiar :)
Omg yesss
I see lots of people replying with "but we have an even bigger one" and start writing down their alphabet. Meanwhile some Chinese dude is typing character 94698 of 106230.
+Odin The Allfather But is that called an alphabet as well?! I don't think so...
Syllabaries are different from alphabets in that every sign is a, you guessed it, syllable. Imagine if english had a syllabary instead.
+Odin The Allfather the chinese alphabet is also sort-of their dictionary too, its not really a valid comparison in my opinion :)
ok guys you all have a point, I'll inform the Chinese dude he can stop typing all those characters. :')
:D
I keep coming back to this master piece, year after year 😂
I like how this video has more views than the population of Norway
@ZeBlur !!! Doesen't matter we have the ÆØÅ, bror.
@@Inzpectre Doesn’t matter we have the ÄÖÅ, bror.
LINUS FACE!!!
As a linguist, this is is my kind of humor, well played, guys ♥
Greetings from Germany
P.s.: Our alphabet has 30 letters! ....xyz, ä, ö, ü, ß! Take this! ♥
Im german too greetings to you haha
My fellow Nordics, I have reason to suspect that Germany has weapons, of, mass destruction.
32 letters in Polish alphabet, compete with that 😎
@@Greenek ;)
yeah but those look swedish so they don’t count
*I wish they played this on the radio*
11 år, og d e fortsatt ein banger!
this song has lived rent free in my brain for a DECADE
i discovered this when i went to a summer camp in norway (by far the country ive loved the most) back in 2012, and i come back every year hahaha. Thanks for this! Cheers from Colombia
Awh, happy u like it
omg really. i live here but wanna go to colombia
Interesting that they pronounce "Æ" more like "A" in Norway, than in Denmark.
Many words writen with Æ in Danish, is written with an E in Norwegian. LIke Danish Æble, Norwegian Eple. Danish Æg, Norwegian Egg, etc...
Tydal
abcabcboy Yes
Interesting how danish ppl sounds like they got a potato stuck down their neck when they talk.
uhm no? Æ and A is veeeery differently pronounced.
my først lesson of norwegian
Vældig gød. Keep gøing
What people here commenting fail to see; This is Norway vs. America. And just to add it; We KNOW but don't CARE about the rest of the world's bigger alphabets. It's got nothing to do with this video.
PREACH IT!
It's pointless to explain. People are too stupid to understand... I weep for humanity.
Linoran1985 I kind of tried to explain it 4 months ago - The fact my comment's still visible to people seeing the video today may have 'some' relevance, but you're right. Majority speaks / writes before they think. Sheep!
Its comedy bro
jesus dont you understand comedy?
I'm Norwegian and I died laughing at this! 🤣 How have I not found this song sooner? This is pure gold!
Har du sett 'skulle bara fisa '
Korsen har du ikkje sett Kollektivet?
bror alle i kommentarfeltet her er norwegian, but we speak english to each other
@@ernasolberg9066 Svensk här så nae ;)
@@DTSoR Velkommen 😎
I found this in my “how to pronounce æ ø å” search for proper language learning and now I can’t stop laughing! I don’t think I’ll forget the pronunciation anytime soon. 😂😂😂
Now I feel so proud of my æ ø å
Vi må være stolt av oss selv, fordi hvis ikke hvem skal være det
Haha
vi skal nemlig være stolt af vores bogstaver
StrikeZ fandme ja
@@agentjobbas6374 yes, dont worry, I can text in english too :D
Men kan ni hålla svensken borta?
*Denmark in the distance* "WE'VE GOT THOSE LETTERS TOO YOU KNOW!"
As a matter of fact we invented them, the Norwegians only have them because they were part of our kingdom.
Shøt øp Denmark.
(Norway) shut the fuck up Denmark stop biting our ass
Vi er bare bedre end Norge
Feel the Stirn Denmark didn’t invent them, Æ is Latin meaning it was invented in Rome, Ø was invented in Rome but changed in Old Norse (pre-danish times) and Å was invented by the Germans but was adopted later by Norway, Sweden and Denmark. (Sweden adopted it first, then Norway and lastly in 1948 the Danes adopted it into their alphabet.)
I get so annoyed that some people cannot grasp that this is a comparison of Norway and USA. And no. I don't care if you have 33 letters in your alphabet. #talktothehand
The Reshi Rusher Nope. I'm from the other nation who also uses ÆØÅ so I actually find it extremely funny. #unlikesomeonewhohastoturntoswearinginordertosoundk00l
Allan Christophersen menmen. Jeg kan ikke lade være D: De går mig på ;_; Men det er jo så også at lade dem vinde DDDDD:
Lene Jensen you make me sad to be danish. we dont lilke fatass feminists here
Lene Jensen 0:40
claims be made
Lene Jensen 29 letters*
Norway:We got ÆØÅ
Hungary:hold my pálinka
11 years later and this still slaps.
But all English speakers know that there's the letter "elemeno" between k and p.
Norwegians have the exact same😂
Not just English speakers
That's a scandinavian problem too tho
@@Mozzarella-and-Tomatofacts
I wish I knew about this 8 years ago, I'm still happy to have found it now.
I love Kollektivet. Their channel makes the world a better place.
Not with all that profanity, it doesn't.
listening to this a decade later and I am able to sing along flawlessly after no hearing it for a good 8 years
Like vis du ser denne i 2019 fordi du savner kollektivet
Er her
Same
nei ser den i 2020 ahah
Savner alle sammen men jeg syntes at kevin vågenes gjør det bra alene
Jqjajajajajaq
I love the fact that I forgot this song and after so many years listening to this masterpiece as if for the first time 🤡 legend
I forgot about this jewel for so long...
Amazing that these two guys composed pretty much all the kollektivet songs
this song is between Norway and USA, not everyone else!
Can we just enjoy the funny video with clever jabs at american society.
i wish de could
i wish we could*
firefall we all do
+Spanky tehgreat Saying this comment in a batman voice is making me so happy right now
happy to see that this is still getting attention in 2019
I still love these kollektivet videos and music ❤ My friends know that when I get the feeling to listen these, they can't stop me 😅😂❤ And I of course sing with the music 😂❤❤❤
The danish even has a dialect where æ, ø and å are entire words (yes, plural!). "æ æ u å æ ø i æ å" = "i am on the island in the stream" ;)
That bit at the end about Norway having weapons of mass destruction was fucking genius. Literally, fucking golden!
I think it was Norway being nuked by US' WMD's.
superbex1
Because every country that US thinks have Nukes, get's invaded by US... I think they did it to Iran or Irak, I dont remember
No it was not Literally fucking golden...
That would be a clip of someone fucking the Pokemon known as Goldeen.
:P
47% of the population have 47 chromosones
Varför har vi inte såhär bra program i Sverige? :(
reinfeldt.
because you don't have the æ and and the ø ;)
You've got Minecraft, stop complaining.
Has aged like a fine wine
I'm from denmark, this is hilarious we also have Æ Ø Å in the danish language so this is just a funny video, good work Kollektivet :)
In the description they wrote all the Norwegian letters in caps, very nice touch!
Didn’t ask g plus you’re gæ
Not thought about this song for a decade. Then, suddenly, out of nowhere my brain "hey, do you remember that song about Norwegian vowels?"
almost 10 years and i still come back to this song
What qualifies you for this job?
Elon's Son X Æ A-12: 1:12
Its æøå nåt x æ a
@@BrunostGaming he's talking obout Elin musk's son lmao..his name is X Æ A-12
@@benjaminlilleoen7934 Elin Musk 😏
@@Inzpectre bruh moment
Herregud, folk blir så seriøse og begynner å sammenligne å greier. Ta det for hva det er. En lættis sang:-)
Benice hurra for Norge!!!!
You guys crack me up! Hahaha. Someone mentioned that my pronunciation was off, so I used your video to learn how to correct myself for my last video. Tusen takk! LOL
Bra
*It has been 10 years, this still rocks.*
I'm from America and this song is very catchy.
Best Song Ever. And also We got ÆØÅ
Nice video... thanks for making my day in 2020 quarantine ! greetings from Denmark.
11 years old and still amazing
Really helps me on the pronounciation of these 3 characters, i just started learning norwegian and this music video helps me a lot :-)
I’ve never realized how many Michael Jackson references this video has
It's funny because Norway was forced to use that alphabet during 300 years of tyrany~
Denmark was forced to use the alphabet? It seems very inlikely since it was Denmark who owned Norway and my history teacher once told me we made Norway use out alphabet when we owned them
ChristineDenmark Twas a typo, I meant to say Norway instead XD I was thinking of both lol fixing.
Okay good :) Just wanted to be sure you haven't learn something wrong
ChristineDenmark Thanks for the correction!
ChristineDenmark So the sons of norwegian Vikings who made the nation of Denmark on behalf of Norway reunited with its motherland and became a union. Never did Denmark "own" Norway.
Who is here in 2020?? STILL LOVE THIS SONG:)
this is incredibly catchy I can't even--
Crush: "Size Matters."
Me: *looks down at pee pee*
Me: *starts crying*
Relatable
Just show her the ÆØÅ and everything will be fine.
@@raiderfox7229 ye but he only has the ÆØ
Don't worry just post on PewdiePie's reddit and you get big pee pee upvote
Hahha! Æ Ø Å! You ain’t got the ÆØÅ
"Size matters not"
-Yoda
Judge me by my size do you?
MiiniDimi øda
Side mætters nøt
- Yøda
10 years later! and im still ÆØÅ - From Denmark!
Everyone in the comments comparing Alphabets.
I'm from Austraya. We don't even have an Alphabet, in primary school English we're just tossed an empty can of Fosters and told to, ''Figure it out''.
I still practice on a goon cask to keep myself sharp.
But do you have the ÆØÅ?
And don't forget the Danes reminding Norway they only have ÆØÅ because they owned Norway
Or the Swedes feeling left out of one letter
Spent a year in Denmark and this song was played in my language lessons (I know it’s Norwegian but they’re not too far off from each other)
oh my gosh, people really take this serously. just amazing.
Nobody takes this seriously.... This is just joking around. How low sense of humor do you have?
Almost 8 years ago I had to memorize some rules for accentuation and in portuguese, to decide if a regular
paroxytone has accentuation or not you have to look at it's last letter. The first rule is that if it ends with either A E O it is not "accentuaded" (?), but my younger brain didn't really understand why A E O and not U I or some mix. So yes, up untill today I still use this song to remember which letters, since the Æ Ø Å kinda sounds like A E O! :)
as an american, I love this
This video is too catchy for it's own good. 0_o
Ok, Norway, that's some nice letters extending your alphabet, but what about
ä, ö, ü, ß?
Germans surpassed you by one! 🇩🇪
What do I see up there in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's
á, é, ó, í, ú, ý, þ, ð, æ, ö
Icelanders got you! 🇮🇸
36 letters. I'm impressed! Even russian has fewer. Even before linguistic reforms in 1920s we had only 35, but after it's only 33
@@pavelhedge4947 they dont have C, Q, W or Z
@@SwearJar1 ok, Cyrillic wins then (of Indo-Iranian)
The "Just gonna have a look at that"😂😂😂😂
Do the norwegians got those ÆØÅ letters on the keyboard also? Just curious;)
***** Ah ok thank you for answering! never mind 'dat english'.. it's not my first language either haha;)
yes :)
åshild nilsen thats pretty cool haha! I only got 26..
Well lets see I can type down this ÆØÅ hmm ÆÆÆÆØØØØØÅÅÅÅ Yep they must be on my keyboard.
***** I'm pretty sure everyone can make Ä and Ö. There is a button which makes the "¨" thing above the letter (known as umlaut in german) :)
It's not about having the biggest alphabet in the world, but having bigger one than USA lmao
Why are their songs not on Spotify? This is my childhood here and I can only listen to them on CZcams 😔
Be old-fashioned and just download the song from CZcams like we all did in 2012
Seriously, why is this not on Spotify? Come on!