30 Dumbest Video Game Titles Ever

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  • From horrible puns that have no place in a major gaming release to titles that leave little to the imagination, we count 30 of the dumbest video game names of all time
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  • @ellie24601
    @ellie24601 Před 8 lety +152

    Zombies ate my neighbours was just called "Zombies" in europe.

    • @IPODsify
      @IPODsify Před 8 lety +9

      ***** Zombies ate my neighbors is hardly about Zombies which is the best part of the title, there are more werewolves and giant babies than zombies

    • @ellie24601
      @ellie24601 Před 8 lety +5

      Akihito Da Grandaddy of Japan seriously fuck those lumberjack guys, they always made me way too panicky

    • @MrMango331
      @MrMango331 Před 8 lety

      ***** sux burritoes and ice cream.

    • @Bidmartinlo
      @Bidmartinlo Před 8 lety +5

      Heh... "Zombies", reminds me of when that word wasn't boring.

    • @jacybrooks8566
      @jacybrooks8566 Před 8 lety

      That might be even worse

  • @grandbean9031
    @grandbean9031 Před 8 lety +113

    Metal Gear Rising:Revengeance is a "so bad its amazing!" title,the moment you read it,there is no way you arent prepared for ridiculous carnage and brutal slaughtering!

    • @interlace84
      @interlace84 Před 8 lety +10

      Iraklis Pazios Yeah I agree; titles like Far Cry: Blood Dragon and MG Rising: Revengeance are self-parodying and shouldn't be counted :P

    • @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy
      @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy Před 8 lety +4

      no
      it should be revengeancendetetteta

    • @interlace84
      @interlace84 Před 8 lety +7

      Composite Metal Element: Upcoming Return On Investment.

    • @DjensZooi
      @DjensZooi Před 8 lety +3

      Iraklis Pazios RULES OF NATURE

    • @Epsilon246
      @Epsilon246 Před 8 lety +3

      Iraklis Pazios I've actually heard, I forget where to be honest, that revengence is a real word albeit a bit old fashioned.

  • @glennglog22
    @glennglog22 Před 8 lety +49

    I remember when Planet Dolan used to be Danger Dolan, and I remember when it was not as much "Child friendly". I miss the old times :c

  • @rollercoastermaniac2
    @rollercoastermaniac2 Před 7 lety +34

    Wii U is clear as day... it literally plays on "we" and "you", its basically adding another person.

  • @Evnyofdeath
    @Evnyofdeath Před 8 lety +151

    Um..."Revengence" is a real word, granted a really old one that isn't used in common english anymore, but still a real word. It was used instead of "revenge" when it was more personal, but was obviously phased out of use

    • @ThatMaritimer
      @ThatMaritimer Před 8 lety +13

      Evnyofdeath Clandestinity is also a real word, so I guess the compound words weren't "back with a revengence"

    • @BigHairyFenian
      @BigHairyFenian Před 8 lety +1

      Same with Warfighter, it's a veteran special forces operator.

    • @RiC_David
      @RiC_David Před 8 lety +1

      +ThatMaritimer Clandestinity would describe something being clandestine. "Clandestiny" is the made up compound word.

    • @ThatMaritimer
      @ThatMaritimer Před 8 lety +8

      RiC David "Clandestiny" Is not the title of the game. At 8.33 he mispronounces clandestinity as clandestiny. It even says clandestinity clearly on the screen. He mispronounced the title.

    • @at8417
      @at8417 Před 8 lety

      +Anthony Rice I lost it at your comment

  • @TeamFortressFag
    @TeamFortressFag Před 8 lety +195

    What we're gonna do now
    Is I'm gonna learn ya how to play Butsball.

  • @David315842
    @David315842 Před 8 lety +12

    A pity that Touch Dic was never ported over to the I-Dong.

  • @cricketsnocturnal
    @cricketsnocturnal Před 7 lety +50

    the video thumbnail made me laugh

    • @legendoflink5882
      @legendoflink5882 Před 7 lety +3

      Imagine someone walking up to you with their ds sayng"Hey, want to play Touch Dic?!"LOL

    • @bread9132
      @bread9132 Před 7 lety

      Tom Patcher
      Me too

    • @mrblackcreeper4219
      @mrblackcreeper4219 Před 7 lety

      I would be like"wtf is your problem bru

    • @mrguy7809
      @mrguy7809 Před 7 lety +4

      Hey you just have to touch the Dick-tionary

  • @rogel583
    @rogel583 Před 8 lety +160

    I just completely lost it at "SpaceCorn"

    • @JohnSmith-bj7qz
      @JohnSmith-bj7qz Před 8 lety +17

      "We can't eat it, we're just glad we have it. Enjoy our death corn."

    • @TalkNerdyToMeChannel
      @TalkNerdyToMeChannel Před 8 lety

      +Rowan Chettleborough Reminded me of _Interstellar_.

    • @makmakg242
      @makmakg242 Před 8 lety +3

      Spaceporn?

    • @ProdBy.JayLo3
      @ProdBy.JayLo3 Před 8 lety +2

      Back at gentlemen in tuxedos HQ “we should make another space corn game”
      “ok so what shall we call it”
      “What about SPACE CORN 2 MAD Diarrhoea”

    • @Spectarium
      @Spectarium Před 8 lety

      +SweetGamer how about space corn 2 the loving pony

  • @hoodieninja_7203
    @hoodieninja_7203 Před 8 lety +47

    Actually, the "U" in Wii U is there to be a contrast to the "i" commonly appearing in modern technology, and further representing the way Nintendo consoles support local multiplayer so reliably. In reality, the name is quite clever.
    Also, people are calling Xbox One fans Xboners. Good job, Microsoft.

    • @Diego-mm4dc
      @Diego-mm4dc Před 8 lety

      HoodieNinja_7 or, beacuse its all in one, and the people aren't calling them xboners, those are the sony fanboys

    • @hoodieninja_7203
      @hoodieninja_7203 Před 8 lety

      Zero3068 I never made any comment about the name of the XBOne, aside from that unfortunate nickname, which I never said the fans of the console called themselves that.

    • @Diego-mm4dc
      @Diego-mm4dc Před 8 lety

      HoodieNinja_7 trust me, I haven't met someone who would say that to me in face, on comments you see it everywhere from fanboys and stuff, but no where else

    • @hoodieninja_7203
      @hoodieninja_7203 Před 8 lety

      Zero3068 When did I ever say that?

    • @Diego-mm4dc
      @Diego-mm4dc Před 8 lety

      HoodieNinja_7 oh, sorry, thought you were wondering about how common you hear fanboys saying that word

  • @vandyckaldo
    @vandyckaldo Před 7 lety +9

    Touch Dic XD
    Sounds something from a CZcams Poop.

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 Před 5 lety +1

      Touch Dick-tionary. Touch Dic for i-Dong.

  • @TheSFMCreators
    @TheSFMCreators Před 8 lety +7

    Infinite Undiscovery
    "Right, let's now sit back and do absolutely nothing"

    • @daniellekrupa3930
      @daniellekrupa3930 Před 8 lety +1

      You can't do nothing. Even sitting doing something.
      Right.

    • @TheSFMCreators
      @TheSFMCreators Před 8 lety +1

      Danielle Krupa It's something. But it's not discovery. Some things shouldn't be taken too literally, I thought that was obvious.

    • @maliciouslyContent
      @maliciouslyContent Před 8 lety +1

      I wasn't supposed to discover that, damn it.

  • @DarthPerkins
    @DarthPerkins Před 7 lety +19

    What's happened to Dolan's voice? It sounds human and not afflicted by alcohol and/or a minor stroke.

  • @forresthunter1483
    @forresthunter1483 Před 8 lety +50

    This narrator is expressive and easier to understand.

    • @darkomihokovic545
      @darkomihokovic545 Před 8 lety +1

      +TheToadPMer donger dolan

    • @S-Kevin
      @S-Kevin Před 8 lety +2

      Right? It's quite hard to understand the words comes from drunk people.
      At least no sudden loud sound saying "have a good one" really fast at the end.

  • @costbart
    @costbart Před 8 lety +14

    2:55 even the 3d logo thing looks like a pair of balls

  • @Ekraelum
    @Ekraelum Před 7 lety +31

    Irritating Stick. **Caddicarus**

    • @Ekraelum
      @Ekraelum Před 7 lety +2

      Btw, I believe that the german used in Xenosaga is because it sounds cool. Nothing else, but I don't think its dumb. x'D

    • @x-13shadow
      @x-13shadow Před 7 lety

      yeah I agree

  • @thatcat964
    @thatcat964 Před 8 lety +78

    "XEXYZ" Was somebody else like "Sex is" at some point?

    • @PenisGabber
      @PenisGabber Před 8 lety

      No

    • @DeeMulaah
      @DeeMulaah Před 8 lety +3

      Insanity You are not alone. I was saying this out loud and my mother asked me why did i keep saying sex ._.

    • @darkomihokovic545
      @darkomihokovic545 Před 8 lety

      +Insanity yes i hoped for good game like touch dics

    • @Spectarium
      @Spectarium Před 8 lety

      +darko mihokovic oh I play that game every other day

    • @KapitanPazur1
      @KapitanPazur1 Před 8 lety

      +Insanity Nope, its just your childish mind.

  • @TheDDGuides
    @TheDDGuides  Před 8 lety +49

    Click here for the written version of this video: www.dangerdolan.tv/30-dumbest-video-game-names-of-all-time/

  • @socalgoombah8233
    @socalgoombah8233 Před 2 lety +5

    I remember watching this when it was first uploaded. This still makes me laugh waaaay too much

    • @yawn1171
      @yawn1171 Před rokem

      A timeless masterpiece

  • @Driff97
    @Driff97 Před 7 lety +5

    Someone's never heard of "Summertime High School. A Young Man’s Notes - How a New Exchange Student Like Myself Ran Into His Childhood Friend On The School Tour, Then For Some Reason Became Super-Popular With The Girls For His Daily Scoops On The School Photography Club Even Though He Only Takes Panty Shots, And What He Thinks As He Goes On Dates During His Summer Of Island School Life."
    Sixty. Five. Words.

  • @Hobojo153
    @Hobojo153 Před 8 lety +29

    Revengeance is an actual word

    • @Hobojo153
      @Hobojo153 Před 8 lety +8

      Shogun Melon Yes, it mean exactly what you think

    • @Hobojo153
      @Hobojo153 Před 8 lety

      +Skiddy Skiddz He acted like it was a stupid made up word.

  • @nickvagnone2125
    @nickvagnone2125 Před 8 lety +57

    Oh my god..... Is it..... It is.....
    A penny

    • @interlace84
      @interlace84 Před 8 lety +4

      Nick Vagnone I don't get it

    • @interlace84
      @interlace84 Před 8 lety

      Ah.. edited his comment. Now I get it -_-

    • @Aerotactics
      @Aerotactics Před 8 lety

      Nick Vagnone Yup...yup...yup...mhmm

    • @mr.dystopian5554
      @mr.dystopian5554 Před 8 lety

      +Nick Vagnone You can save that penny up to buy some propane accessories.

    • @ryancase9716
      @ryancase9716 Před 8 lety

      I had to read your comment in a hank hill movie XD

  • @thenerdyalien958
    @thenerdyalien958 Před 7 lety +52

    Anyone up for a game of Touch Dic?

  • @TripleXMango
    @TripleXMango Před 8 lety +4

    7:05 I have never laughed so hard at a CZcams video and I thank you for providing me with the best game title ever conceived.

  • @Mayor_N
    @Mayor_N Před 8 lety +17

    I thought "Revengeance" was a little bit of a derpy name, but the game itself was amazing, fun, and addicting.

  • @Illoosion
    @Illoosion Před 8 lety +78

    I know one even worse than #1.
    You ready? OK, here it is:
    Ai Amu a Tīchā: Super Mario's Sweater.
    Also known as "I am a Teacher: Super Mario's Sweater."
    Yes. This is a real game that was actually made by real Nintendo for the real NES.
    Look it up. I can't make this stuff up.

  • @krystalcasey
    @krystalcasey Před 8 lety +10

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the line "cluster clustered fucking fuck"?

    • @El_Cabaro
      @El_Cabaro Před 8 lety

      +Krystal Casey Moment taken

  • @LaVeyCharkusVeros
    @LaVeyCharkusVeros Před 8 lety +5

    WTH? *_"Zombies ate my Neighbors"_* is one of the greatest names in video game history!

    • @myno1754
      @myno1754 Před 5 lety +1

      Sounds like something a zombie would say

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Před 10 měsíci

      Should have been demons, then it could be DAMN!

  • @polpot9869
    @polpot9869 Před 8 lety +110

    If you're reading this have a great day :)

  • @InazumaDash
    @InazumaDash Před 8 lety +114

    There's an NES game called S.C.A.T

  • @wolfellis3756
    @wolfellis3756 Před 7 lety +38

    everyone clap for these stupid titles👋👏

  • @ProfessionalLoser95
    @ProfessionalLoser95 Před 8 lety +37

    who else here heard about the "Spank the Monkey" game where you smack an inflatable monkey to see how fast you can make it fly? XD

  • @galamit
    @galamit Před 8 lety +214

    How about wii party u :3

    • @ZuivelDuivel
      @ZuivelDuivel Před 8 lety +37

      Dark bum what are ya doing here, pick up some red hearts or something

    • @Tdogredman
      @Tdogredman Před 8 lety +6

      Yeah you were created to do things for Isaac you piece of crap not watch vids
      I didn't open this door with a perfectly good key to have you browse CZcams

    • @HuskyTogekiss
      @HuskyTogekiss Před 8 lety +5

      I see these, and just feel sad. Because a human, or better yet 2 humans took the time to find make accounts, post a comment, the refind that comment. Just to make a joke no one bats an eye at...

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid Před 8 lety

      dark bum what about ZombiU?

    • @Tdogredman
      @Tdogredman Před 8 lety +2

      Newiɳ what? They just randomly came across each other. I don't even understand what you are saying

  • @GoddessGamer
    @GoddessGamer Před 8 lety +44

    MGR revengeance was an amazing game

    • @antarms7689
      @antarms7689 Před 8 lety +19

      Well he didnt say it sucked.

    • @Diamond_Dude30
      @Diamond_Dude30 Před 8 lety

      +Raven Goddess its just an odd name

    • @ProtosMerkabah
      @ProtosMerkabah Před 8 lety

      Kind of wish they kept the original title, Metal Gear Solid Rising. Still a great game.

    • @moistboy64
      @moistboy64 Před 8 lety

      +ProtosMerkabah Metal Gear Solid is a separate/ alternate universe.
      There's Metal Gear, MGS, and MGR.

    • @JDFM414
      @JDFM414 Před 8 lety

      Wade Wilson what are you talking about? all of those are the same universe and canonical.
      the "alternate timeline" Metal Gear games are: Snake's Revenge, Metal Gear Solid: Ghost Babel, and the two Ac!d games.
      the only reason it's Rising instead of Solid is to separate it from the thought of it being stealth action instead of over-the-top action

  • @WMTeWu
    @WMTeWu Před 8 lety +3

    "Bravely Default" - I Love that name :)

  • @alexkulekci6417
    @alexkulekci6417 Před 8 lety +23

    6:03 wtf why did you show a picture of animal jam?

    • @vr-1189
      @vr-1189 Před 8 lety +1

      That was my question too

    • @gabesfilmsfortheworld
      @gabesfilmsfortheworld Před 8 lety +1

      Why do you know what 'Animal Jam' is?

    • @myowncomputerstuff
      @myowncomputerstuff Před 8 lety

      +Alex Kulekci What is that bear doing to that wolf?

    • @noahbrown6587
      @noahbrown6587 Před 7 lety

      myowncomputerstuff That's a wolves of the beyond reference, an elementary school chapter book that I was a huge fan of in 3rd grade. The first book's plot revolves around a slightly deformed wolf left to die, but was taken in by a bear.

    • @ladykatie8204
      @ladykatie8204 Před 5 lety

      I like Animal Jam

  • @menmarioh
    @menmarioh Před 8 lety +48

    Wait.. Dolan showed the box art from Beyond the Beyond..but shows in-game pics of Animal Jam? Im so confuse

    • @XdjwolfX32
      @XdjwolfX32 Před 8 lety

      Yeah, I was just thinking that XD

    • @joekromer8387
      @joekromer8387 Před 8 lety +11

      Animal Jam is weird as fuck. Seriously, I tried it because my sister played it, and a Tiger attempted to have sex with me by sitting on me.

    • @DINOSAURCHICKENNUGGETSENPIA
      @DINOSAURCHICKENNUGGETSENPIA Před 8 lety

      Joe kromer So, last Friday?

    • @joekromer8387
      @joekromer8387 Před 8 lety

      I like to write useless comments on youtube videos
      no... why

    • @j9057
      @j9057 Před 8 lety

      +Menmario LOP meh favorite game ._.

  • @rennevirtanen5639
    @rennevirtanen5639 Před 8 lety +44

    bravely default has the best soundtrack everrrrr

    • @onurubu
      @onurubu Před 8 lety +3

      Dat second half though.

    • @SerrySerux
      @SerrySerux Před 8 lety

      cannot agree more

    • @Rezimez
      @Rezimez Před 8 lety +1

      onurubu It's not even half the game. It's a few hours compared to the 80 hours spent outside of it.

    • @LatiasDita
      @LatiasDita Před 8 lety

      Renne Virtanen Oh gods, the soundtrack is bloody brilliant. It's a shame a scheduling conflict prevented Revo from composing Bravely Second's OST.
      Fantastic game, too. Still my favorite 3DS game.

    • @onurubu
      @onurubu Před 8 lety

      Rezimez Im not talking about the length. Im talking chapter wise

  • @generalzucc462
    @generalzucc462 Před 8 lety

    No. 30 was the first game I ever played on! I was probably about 3 at the time

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions Před 8 lety +29

    playsation:
    -1 / nothing
    -2
    -3
    -4
    xbox:
    - nothing
    -360
    -1
    HURR DURR WE IS INNOVATIVE"

    • @Diego-mm4dc
      @Diego-mm4dc Před 8 lety +1

      HECKproductions explain it in a sentence.

    • @HECKproductions
      @HECKproductions Před 8 lety +7

      Zero3068
      if you cannot understand that you dont deserve a sentence

    • @Diego-mm4dc
      @Diego-mm4dc Před 8 lety +2

      HECKproductions you just said the titles and said a insult, but who was the insult to?

    • @bakon8975
      @bakon8975 Před 8 lety +1

      Actually:
      Playstation:
      1
      2
      3
      4
      Xbox:
      Xbox
      360
      One

    • @Sigmaxer
      @Sigmaxer Před 8 lety +6

      well, we all know Microsoft doesn't know how to count, just look at the windows series...

  • @deldarel
    @deldarel Před 8 lety +8

    the japanese version of Bravely Default had the subtitle 'flying fairy', which just sounds even dumber.
    They cut it because it was a pretty amazing play on words that spoiled the entire story of the game if you remember that this is 90% a Final Fantasy (ff) game and know the name of the fairy.

    • @LatiasDita
      @LatiasDita Před 8 lety +6

      PrimaPunchy Well, the western version has the uncommonly used subtitle "Where the Fairy Flies" using a similar spoiler. I'm really curious as to what Bravely Second's subtitle, "End Layer" is hiding...
      As long as I"m on the subject, if Bravely Default: Where the Fairy Flies sounds odd, how about Bravely Second: End Layer?

  • @food4952
    @food4952 Před 8 lety +23

    Eh, bravely default still a great game, anyways don't judge a book by its cover

  • @CrystalNibarger
    @CrystalNibarger Před 8 lety +33

    Not to make a funny pun...but I used to have "Balls"

    • @TheThirty
      @TheThirty Před 8 lety

      +Crystal Nibarger I bet you're having a *ball*... *coughcoughsorrycoughcough*

    • @RaV3anD
      @RaV3anD Před 8 lety

      30chad03 nice. LOL

    • @TheThirty
      @TheThirty Před 8 lety +1

      Jun Isaki thanks! :D

    • @TheThirty
      @TheThirty Před 8 lety

      +NFAnimations no.

    • @breadharem9881
      @breadharem9881 Před 8 lety

      wait... what.

  • @glitchwolf1384
    @glitchwolf1384 Před 8 lety +7

    when you realize that there is an actual game called Revengance: The Renvengening and then the facepalm...

  • @thedragonclan693
    @thedragonclan693 Před 7 lety +3

    2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights make a left

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH Před 8 lety +3

    "Revengenace" is one of the best words ever.

  • @ToughJerky_
    @ToughJerky_ Před 8 lety +6

    By the way ***** , 8:32 isn't Clandestiny of Elise, but Clandestin *IT* y of El *SIE*.
    A big improvement I'm sure you'll agree....

  • @CosmindArt
    @CosmindArt Před 8 lety +7

    the new 3DS literally being called "the new 3DS" is so dumb uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

    • @Gamezonexe
      @Gamezonexe Před 8 lety

      ***** Just wait for them to rename the NX to New Super WiiU

  • @contaminatedlettuce9630
    @contaminatedlettuce9630 Před 7 lety +17

    BOI!!!!! METAL GEAR RISING WAS AMAZING

  • @scottregan7782
    @scottregan7782 Před 7 lety +7

    They must have hired the repetitive office of redundancy office

  • @RR82C
    @RR82C Před 8 lety +7

    Oh god I love how you pronounced the "Jenseits von Gut und Böse".

    • @liamodonnell9452
      @liamodonnell9452 Před 8 lety

      Ikr?

    • @ProtosMerkabah
      @ProtosMerkabah Před 8 lety +2

      Was a little painful lol

    • @xSwordLilyx
      @xSwordLilyx Před 8 lety

      guro I actually like the Xenosaga subtitles because I speak a little and love seeing it in odd places, they are neat phrases, and like he said, it's a nod toward philosophy.

  • @thesanguinewolf
    @thesanguinewolf Před 8 lety +11

    Bad Handheld game system name, The "NEW Nintendo 3DS". And because of "customer confusion" (supposably), where I live, I won't get the smaller NEW Nintendo 3DS. We have the the NEW Nintendo 3DS XL, but I want the smaller one.

    • @RoyBattyRabbit
      @RoyBattyRabbit Před 8 lety

      The "New 3DS". That is honestly the laziest title ever. They must've thought "What are we gonna call the new 3DS?" and some genius probably said "you just answered your own question!"

    • @JetsDuck
      @JetsDuck Před 8 lety

      I was surprised that "new 3ds" didn't make it to this video. To me personally it's the worst name I've heard for anything gaming-related.
      Nintendo then only releasing one model of the system in the states using the possible confusion of their own, fully changeable naming scheme as the reasoning was the icing on the cake.

    • @MagatsuJackal
      @MagatsuJackal Před 8 lety +1

      I think you mean the 2DS. It's the 3DS but without 3D.

    • @Psycchan
      @Psycchan Před 8 lety

      +GentleBen2001 So, a DS.

    • @TheStealth128
      @TheStealth128 Před 8 lety

      +VicyLegendTamer a.k.a Nuhop I just miss the simple days when someone could walk into a store and say can I get an Xbox and receive a 360, ask for a PlayStation and get a PS3, as for a Nintendo and get a ds or a Wii.

  • @scarmaglione9964
    @scarmaglione9964 Před 7 lety +6

    Who never played Touch dic and wargasm? Best games ever lol

  • @Raikeran
    @Raikeran Před 8 lety +10

    I had to stop watching after "Divine Divinity", and I just say there for a full minute just wondering... why?

  • @st.jimmyfromsteam4105
    @st.jimmyfromsteam4105 Před 8 lety +13

    it could be worse they could call it the xbox 420

    • @TheAtemAndrew
      @TheAtemAndrew Před 8 lety +13

      Joshua Dawson The xbox 360 noscope.

    • @taniaberg1680
      @taniaberg1680 Před 8 lety

      Wish it was.

    • @fatchicken18
      @fatchicken18 Před 8 lety +1

      If it was called the Xbox 360-n05c0p3, I would probably have the n05c0p3 instead of a PS3.

    • @illteemoyourelo1058
      @illteemoyourelo1058 Před 8 lety +1

      +speedball113 from steam Xbox One= "all in ONE"
      Xbox 360= "An all around system"
      make sense?

    • @coffdrop77
      @coffdrop77 Před 8 lety +1

      The Xbox 69

  • @zeppie_
    @zeppie_ Před 8 lety +13

    you forgot Windows 7. they went from 95 to 99 to 2000 to 7. why not just call it 2001 its a lot less confusing

    • @CrowBag
      @CrowBag Před 8 lety +2

      anas blowi do you even pc? theyre saying its never been windows 5, 6 then 7 then 8 then 9 then 10, or 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003. they always have random gaps in the numbers they use for the title. logically the next windows should have been 9 after 8 but it was ten, the next probably wont be windows 11 itll probably be windows 9001...

    • @amshermansen
      @amshermansen Před 8 lety +1

      Ghost Nappa There's reasoning behind skipping 9 though. A lot of search engines (all of them I'd wager) don't understand 95 apart from 9 when you start doing obscure searches for solutions.
      A lot of old software would also believe that Windows 9 would be Windows 95 or 98, because it doesn't understand anything else. A fallback solution if you will.

    • @CrowBag
      @CrowBag Před 8 lety

      Mansen i never said i didnt know why dude but i was explaining for the guy that didnt know why they were talking about random numbers :)

    • @crimsonkoba5741
      @crimsonkoba5741 Před 8 lety +1

      +Zeppelans yeah because Windows is a video game

    • @somethingsomething3313
      @somethingsomething3313 Před 8 lety

      Crimson Koba Yeah, but they did talk about consoles on the video.

  • @ioanjordan5122
    @ioanjordan5122 Před 8 lety +3

    A clustered cluster fucking fuck
    -Danger Dolan 2015

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 Před 8 lety +5

    I used to call the classic Xbox "Xbox One", and when the new one came out I had no idea what to call the original.

  • @femboy.fisticuffs
    @femboy.fisticuffs Před 8 lety +28

    what about the *new* 3DS XL

    • @nhhoa9056
      @nhhoa9056 Před 8 lety +2

      Its not a video game title. It's a handheld title.

    • @femboy.fisticuffs
      @femboy.fisticuffs Před 8 lety +7

      Noahh // FrostedBanana I know, but he mentioned Wii U and Xbox 1

    • @theendofit
      @theendofit Před 8 lety

      +FireBall_324 its not an all new systum its just a new model should we also have the playstation slims and xbox slims? what about the xbox arcade edition. or xbox elit or the playstation super slim
      or xbox core edition. editions are always dumb name add-ons.

    • @zaizoa
      @zaizoa Před 8 lety

      +theendofit well.

    • @RsSkillSchool
      @RsSkillSchool Před 8 lety

      +Sir Strider What about it? Its the 3DS but extra large, it makes total sense and is in no way dumb.

  • @Trillyana
    @Trillyana Před 7 lety +11

    My old time on GameFAQs starting in 2002 bring to mind classic game names Dragon Wang and Do You Like Horny Bunnies?

  • @damienseschwan1097
    @damienseschwan1097 Před 7 lety +3

    No "Grabbed By The Ghoulies"? I recall it being a flop in the UK due to ghoulies being slang for testicles.

  • @MackseatGaming
    @MackseatGaming Před 8 lety +4

    Why did you only pick on Xenosaga II? All three have German as a subtitle (each one being from German philosophy, most being mentioned by Nietzsche)
    Xenosaga: Der Wille Zur Macht
    Xenosaga II: Jenseits von Gut und Bose
    Xenosaga III: Also Sprach Zarathustra
    Also, for pronunciation's sake, it's more like "Yen-sights vone (like phone) goot oond boo-zah"

    • @metazare
      @metazare Před 8 lety +1

      +MacKenzie Baker Because that would have meant actually doing research on the the series to find the reason why instead of pumping out your video with a quickness. I was annoyed by the games inclusion as well because it's one of my all time favorite series.

    • @protatochip
      @protatochip Před 8 lety

      +MacKenzie Baker That part just about killed me lol. French J? Böse as "Boss"? I'm not saying it has to be perfect, but jeez man at least play it once in google translate first, literally nothing was pronounced correctly. That reminds me of those "did you know gaming" behind the scenes thing where Jon Tron is trying to learn how to pronounce the "Nie ohne Kondom!" easter egg from Link's Awakening, he ended up with a Russian accent at one point lol, but see at least he tried.

  • @DieLuke187
    @DieLuke187 Před 7 lety +15

    You forget a game called VVVV(V) its on 3ds :p

    • @luckieluckielu
      @luckieluckielu Před 7 lety +2

      also it's not originally on 3DS

    • @obsidianblock1490
      @obsidianblock1490 Před 7 lety

      Victor, Veronica, Vice, Vince, Vane, and Veen

    • @lucasexempligratiasmith8266
      @lucasexempligratiasmith8266 Před 7 lety +1

      What? No, it's Viridian, Violet, Vermilion, Vitellary, Victoria, and Verdigris.

    • @lamptrent
      @lamptrent Před 7 lety

      Also, the name looks like both upward and downward spikes, which there are a lot of in the game.
      Also, the name looks like up and down arrows, reflecting the gravity switching mechanic that drives the game.
      I'd say your name had much less thought put into it.

  • @echoscreams1775
    @echoscreams1775 Před 8 lety +3

    that bit of animal jam though :P

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain Před 8 lety +4

    Clandestinity is actually a word
    it is:
    "Kept or done in secret, often to conceal an illicit or improper purpose."

  • @loveyoubleu
    @loveyoubleu Před 8 lety +5

    5:56 This picture and the one after are completely different games. The second one is called Animal something

  • @user-if3jg9tw1z
    @user-if3jg9tw1z Před 8 lety +6

    what was the point of that screencap of animal jam ¿

  • @jackbandit2114
    @jackbandit2114 Před 8 lety +3

    3:28 because all the Xenosaga games had a German Subtitle... It was actually really cool when they were released. I still remember the first one, Der Wille Zur Machte or something a long of those lines.
    6:08 this is *not* an image from the game you are talking about...

    • @alvinchimp1392
      @alvinchimp1392 Před 8 lety +2

      Jack Bandit Ikr? The title for Xenosaga was fine as was Bravely Defaults title.

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 Před 8 lety

      +Jack Bandit This is not the image you're looking for, move along.

  • @totalawesomeness2310
    @totalawesomeness2310 Před 7 lety +4

    Why the fuck would someone call a game Touch Dic????

  • @MoreMarty
    @MoreMarty Před 8 lety +6

    In defense of Microsoft on Xbox. They don't use numbers like Sony does. There's actually more meaning to it. "One" stands for "All in one" as in it's a entertainment system that supports all kinds of entertainment. Though luckily the main focus was brought back to gaming by Phill Spencer. I'm not playing xbot here, just the truth.

    • @TheAtemAndrew
      @TheAtemAndrew Před 8 lety +2

      DeGameZone Except for, apparently, xbox and xbox 360 games... (They're in the process of fixing that, but still.)

    • @dragonman2790
      @dragonman2790 Před 8 lety

      DeGameZone I think they should have carried the design of the original Xbox and just slap a huge X on the sides of it. Would have been oddly cool

    • @blackbean1746
      @blackbean1746 Před 8 lety +2

      +SyndicateDM no, it'll just sound like a 10 year old who puts X's on the sides of his gamer name to look cool.

    • @theendofit
      @theendofit Před 8 lety +3

      +DeGameZone why not just call it the xbox all?

    • @ferdibechtold
      @ferdibechtold Před 8 lety

      ***** why not call it the xbox 3

  • @JustSamSamSam
    @JustSamSamSam Před 8 lety +5

    Everyone has to make fun of the younger audience!

  • @onurubu
    @onurubu Před 8 lety +6

    There is nothing wrong with most of these names. Bad list. And how did divine divinity get to 5. There is actually nothing bad about that title. It rolls of the tongue.

    • @MercurialStatic
      @MercurialStatic Před 8 lety +1

      Repetitious repetition.
      Annoyingly annoying.
      Lazily lazy.
      See how boring the name is?

    • @ObservingProcrastinator
      @ObservingProcrastinator Před 8 lety +1

      MercuriallyStatic Yeah but you purposely picked those because they were boring, Divine Divinity sounds fine.

    • @MercurialStatic
      @MercurialStatic Před 8 lety +1

      Observing Procrastinator
      Divine Divinity is just as repetitious, annoying, and lazy as the 3 titles I came up with. The game itself is fun, but the title just lacks any sort of imagination.
      It might sound fine to you, but the English language would argue otherwise.

    • @ObservingProcrastinator
      @ObservingProcrastinator Před 8 lety +4

      MercuriallyStatic I can agree with that but to be fair the English language is so "dumb" as others would say that something like Divine Divinity just didn't bother me because in the grand scheme of things it's not the oddest English thing I've heard if tht makes any sense.

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 Před 8 lety

      +onurubu Fast Speed. Tell me that isn't a stupid title.
      Touch Dic. Say that in front of your mum.
      Space Corn. TIME TO PLANT SOME CORN ON MARS, KIDS.
      Need I say more ?

  • @ChawkletStudios
    @ChawkletStudios Před 8 lety +15

    Zombies ate my neighbors is the best video game name ever. Disliked video

    • @Zombie81212
      @Zombie81212 Před 8 lety +5

      +Dante Mendoza Can't tell if b8 or m8

    • @Ricky-zc8qm
      @Ricky-zc8qm Před 8 lety +1

      +milkioe He didn't say he disliked it because Dolan said it was a bad game though.Dante legit likes the name, which dolan said was dumb.

    • @Ricky-zc8qm
      @Ricky-zc8qm Před 8 lety

      Oh okay

    • @Ricky-zc8qm
      @Ricky-zc8qm Před 8 lety

      Arsenic Catnip What adult man with a family would be doing here?

    • @Ricky-zc8qm
      @Ricky-zc8qm Před 8 lety

      Arsenic Catnip How would knowing what your kid likes make you a better father lol?

  • @poamfisch3332
    @poamfisch3332 Před 8 lety +3

    Why when he did 'Beyodnd the Beyond' there was an animal jam gameplay picture?

    • @Choconagitana
      @Choconagitana Před 8 lety

      +Anime Spell
      I made a post asking the same thing. I find it in poor qualitythey do not even know anything about the game they are talking about. it may only be about the title, but still they should do better homework when showing a "screenshot" from the game they are talking about.

  • @Jenniferentrance
    @Jenniferentrance Před 8 lety +7

    this list coulda have VVVVVVVVV (I think that's right?) impossible game to recommend

  • @PhrozenFox
    @PhrozenFox Před 8 lety +3

    Dic is pronounced Deek, it's a french canadian broadcasting company. But that's short for Dictionary which is pronounced Dick. Hot damn.

    • @CrowBag
      @CrowBag Před 8 lety

      PhrozenFox Or Dilc as Stonefoxmedia calls it

  • @chriswalker5061
    @chriswalker5061 Před 8 lety +4

    #10. Saw that coming.

  • @TrentStudios28
    @TrentStudios28 Před 8 lety +4

    3:11 :D I love the Xeno games!

    • @janidoe4561
      @janidoe4561 Před 8 lety

      Me too

    • @ProtosMerkabah
      @ProtosMerkabah Před 8 lety +1

      You getting Xenoblade Chronicles X in December?

    • @eli6929
      @eli6929 Před 8 lety

      No. Dont love xenosaga. Love Xenoblade.

    • @janidoe4561
      @janidoe4561 Před 8 lety +1

      ProtosMerkabah hell yea

    • @eli6929
      @eli6929 Před 8 lety

      ProtosMerkabah of course i am but they were talking about xenosaga some like jrpg mixed with visual novels
      we talk about xenoBLADE chronicles the better xeno series

  • @mistersirrsauce
    @mistersirrsauce Před 7 lety +4

    I disagree got number 24,revengeance sounds cool af,cmon DD

  • @sallytwinkle33
    @sallytwinkle33 Před 8 lety +7

    hello fellow weirdos

  • @JaysPlace20
    @JaysPlace20 Před 8 lety +10

    You know, I was really liking this video up until you started slamming the Wii U, which I think is a great console. As for XBOX One, not much of an opinion there. I've never been a Microsoft fan, so for me XBOX comes in last place. What I really need to get is a PS4.

    • @shanetheis4022
      @shanetheis4022 Před 8 lety +2

      This video was made during the hard times of the Wii u, not many people (including me) thought it was good. But now the Wii u is awesome and an amazing competitor against the xbone and the ps4.

    • @JaysPlace20
      @JaysPlace20 Před 8 lety

      Shane Theis
      Fair enough. I suppose it did take a little time before the real gems started getting released, but I never thought it deserved to be bashed. Either way, I still rank Nintendo above Microsoft both due to nostalgia and the games generally appealing to me more. Sony also ranks above Microsoft for me. Again, it just offers more games which interest me, and I find the hardware to offer greater benefits. It's just something I feel I can get more out of, but that's just me.

    • @RsSkillSchool
      @RsSkillSchool Před 8 lety +1

      +SimplyJay It is a very good console however its name was a total marketing disaster, even me who has been an avid nintendo fan since the start didnt realise it was their new console until months after its release, as mentioned most people thought it was just another Wii add on. I am honestly shocked how no one even thought about this when coming up with its name.

    • @JaysPlace20
      @JaysPlace20 Před 8 lety

      Skill School
      Really? I find that very odd seeing as my friends and I knew it was a new console right from get-go. Originally code named "Project Cafe", there was a lot of news onine surrounding the console's development. Anybody who thought it was just another add-on clearly didn't do their research. No offense.

    • @RsSkillSchool
      @RsSkillSchool Před 8 lety

      SimplyJay Yea exactly the point of good marketing is that people dont have to go do research to realise theres a new console coming out. Calling it the Wii U was a marketing disaster this isnt an opinion its fact.

  • @lexplays4085
    @lexplays4085 Před 7 lety +4

    dolan be quiet its better than your videos Metal Gear Rising Revengance

  • @zimmygirl777
    @zimmygirl777 Před 4 lety +2

    "Me fail English? Unpossible."- Ralph Wiggum

  • @VectorOmega
    @VectorOmega Před 8 lety +2

    *"I'm having a WARGASM!"*

  • @No.............
    @No............. Před 8 lety +14

    I call the first Xbox "the true Xbox one" and the current Xbox one the "Xbox three"

  • @persikkajaparsakki4928
    @persikkajaparsakki4928 Před 8 lety +2

    honestly, MAG sounds pretty cool, and when the "massive action game" is not put out to the cover or visible while looking at it then hey why not

  • @dropkickedmurphy6463
    @dropkickedmurphy6463 Před 8 lety +1

    "I'm gonna learn you how to play buttball, seeing as you're in my basement" (4:00)

  • @absolcataj2777
    @absolcataj2777 Před 7 lety +2

    YOU USED A PICTURE FROM ANIMAL JAM I NEVER THOUGHT THE DAY WOULD COME

  • @seanwilkinson3975
    @seanwilkinson3975 Před 8 lety +1

    If you're including arcade titles, I'd suggest "Xain'd Sleena", "Nuts & Milk", "Violence Fight", and the oh-so-manly space shooter "Slap Fight".

  • @PhirePhlame
    @PhirePhlame Před 7 lety +1

    "Revengeance" is evidently a real word from the Older Scottish Tongue.

  • @williammather5471
    @williammather5471 Před 8 lety +1

    I love the way he says "Irritating stick" 😂

  • @datonz
    @datonz Před 8 lety +2

    I have Golf Mags 36 Great Holes. It only has 36 holes selected from the courses. They are played in a random order to feel like you're playing more courses.

  • @-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___

    How can you stay so monotone and unemotional yet be so funny

  • @bromanworldz2569
    @bromanworldz2569 Před 8 měsíci

    2:53 What makes it even better is that the marketing for Ballz 3D said “Tell Santa you want Ballz for Christmas” 💀

  • @evankinsler4569
    @evankinsler4569 Před 3 lety +1

    The name 'Wii U' sounds like a CZcams Poop joke.

  • @kyberghost3607
    @kyberghost3607 Před 7 lety +2

    FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO THINKS THOSE CONSOLE NAMES MAKE NO SENSE except for ps4

  • @nukesrus2663
    @nukesrus2663 Před 8 lety

    Is it just me, or is this the only video Danger Dolan has ever made where his voice doesn't sound completely monotone until the very end?

  • @_syntience
    @_syntience Před 8 lety +1

    "space corn"
    me: COMIC *SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!*

  • @christopherwinters198
    @christopherwinters198 Před 8 lety +1

    "Remember that one time where their sibling poked them with a stick that one time." LOLOL

  • @obsidianblock1490
    @obsidianblock1490 Před 7 lety

    DANGER DOLAN HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!