I team up with Haix, the crazy Russian, for some hilarious matchmaking. Spoiler: we didn't win any games :-( Here are Haix's links if you want to follow him: / haixxd / kinghaix
in the CIS, it has become a meme, we get offended when they call us stupid, etc., and some even start to spoil the game. I am not Russian, I am Kazakh. but they take me for Russian pls ENOUGH !!!!
Real fast I want to thank Haix . So last year I had a trip to go to England through my school and I was freaking out . I had never gone outside my country and I was scared to death about going . I really didn't want to go ... Then I watched this video ! Haix made me laugh so much my fear was pretty much gone ! Haix , I know you don't like Americans but I only thought it would be right to thank you . After watching the video I have now traveled to 4 places oversea ( including Russia ) and 12 in my country !! So thank you from the bottom of my heart Haix !!!
Россия - священная наша держава, Россия - любимая наша страна. Могучая воля, великая слава - Твоё достоянье на все времена! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Братских народов союз вековой, Предками данная мудрость народная! Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой! От южных морей до полярного края Раскинулись наши леса и поля. Одна ты на свете! Одна ты такая - Хранимая Богом родная земля! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Братских народов союз вековой, Предками данная мудрость народная! Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой! Широкий простор для мечты и для жизни Грядущие нам открывают года. Нам силу даёт наша верность Отчизне. Так было, так есть и так будет всегда! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Братских народов союз вековой, Предками данная мудрость народная! Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
ТРАТАТАТААТАТАТАТАТААТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТ ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮСЬ ТРАТААТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТА Я - преступление.Я - наказание.Ты это знал? Преступление и наказание едины. Границы между ними стираются, комната просыпается
I've seen a clutch video on YT randomly and then I founded your channel And..... it's verry cool like I love tha part when HAIX is doing RADADADADADADADADADADADADADAD ....... RADADADADADADADADAD and then the counter guy: tf is going on dude 😂😂😂 and that video with the Russian teamate when he died like this 👌 I LOVEEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥 RUSSIAN FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE
4:51 legendary moment
yup
RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
he became heavy
ARussianBoy Meet the Heavy
I aspire to be like this guy xD
Well... Haix is coming to Malta
i bet hes super gay
there will be 2 g(a)uys in malta with masks. One is fat and one is not
ezz
the one whos not fat is a adidas tracksuit wearing gopnik, its perfect
Just Nick. Ye
Там на почти трёх минут было столько русского мата, сразу начинаю гордиться за нашу Родину и язык
Русские маты это отдельный вид искусства
Dont be
You mean Fatherland
@@shiblinomanalif2102 Motherland
@@MrKarat-up8gx For the Fatherland
Haix moments :
1:21 "Do you want to hear a cool sound?"
1:42 "GO WIN MAN"
1:44 "WHY U NO WIN?!?!"
1:56 "Fuck you :)"
2:40 "HES ONLY TROLLING BLYAT"
6:24 This is the correct way to do the national anthem of Russia
LEMN HOB / ليمن هوب Raad is it you?
4:55 no, this is
Tatsu no raad Better than me million times
LEMN HOB / ليمن هوب yea ahahaha
LEMN HOB / ليمن هوب where is he?
4:55 Russian terminator.
in the CIS, it has become a meme, we get offended when they call us stupid, etc., and some even start to spoil the game. I am not Russian, I am Kazakh. but they take me for Russian pls ENOUGH !!!!
Киборг убийца
@@garoldWintrou Дада
@@lopster2668 да дааа
ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ
5:00 he is saying "reloading"
"ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ"
2:51 fucking love that scream 🤣
BLYAAAAAATT
Stil waiting 4 *BABA GANOUSH 3*
Edit1: oh shit its out XD
BABA GANOUSSHHHH
yessss
ty ahmed
Ibrahim yes boi
helal lan
2:40 when ur inner Russia gets out
The power of CS:GO😂
Can you get translation pls?
@@Iajsianwhz 👍👍👍
@@Iajsianwhz isnt pidaras like...homosexual? Gay?
Russia best страна
Back when Ukrainian, Russian and other humans used to play together and have fun rather than playing CSGO in real life
грустно(
At least we don't have to worry about Haix getting conscripted, his Russian Stick arms are too weak to hold AK
CSGO February 2022 no respawn update
@@mannmctrash nah, he is just blind
yeah and the ukrainians play as terrorists blowing themself up on bridges
2:40 bro swears is just built different
4:51 human Terminator☠️
6:25 bro song his anthem
РЫРЫРЫРЫРЫРЫРЫРЫ&ЫРЫРЫРРЫРЫРЫРЫРЫРРЫРЫРЫРЫРЫР
Да да да
after 4:51
перезаряжаюсь (reloading)
*Woman calls 911*
Dispatch: 911 what’s your emergency?
Woman: I hear shots!!
Dispatch: Please calm down, what kind of shots?
4:54
Lol. This is funny because the video has 911 dislikes
@@boaca40 oof
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RATATATATATATATAAA
Russian *Boolets*
2:39 best part XD
No, 4:50
hes only trolling blyat- [proceeds to rap faster than Eminem]
No, 6:25
Ми раша мы лучше чем америка
@@dusenbay4895 racist
2:40 The true reason I'am learning russian
Хочешь научу русскому мату? 😏
Same here 😂
@@Timur_Raginда
пожалуйста
@@Timur_RaginБля тож могу помочь если ответит, всей дотой поможем
6:27 most big laugh thing *EVER*
2:51
*Haix when Thanos snaps his fingers*
Yup
sup bbg speedwagon
AAAAAAA A A A
2:49 That scream in the end 🤣🤣🤣
sounds like scarxlrd
@@HT0027 Ty tutaj?
@@lastunio tak
@@HT0027 or Ghostemane
Perfectly cut scream
I love Russians, the things that they say are just straight outa left field and are just fucking hilarious
Да, мы весёлые ребята
))
@@lololochka6128 Ещё какие
Даже обидно как то, что с нас смеются ╥﹏╥
Ну да. А мне смешно то, что у американцев за частую каждое 2-3 слово это " oh my fu*king god, oh shit, f*ck, stupid.
2:36 when your trolling in a serious match.
Haix is that typical russian from every matchmaking.
Pii mä per kele?
This could not be more true
vit tu saa ta na per ke le
is he actuall russian?
Pii mä I agree, fucking dipshit that starts screaming in the middle of a clutch
no one:
my mom when she’s mad: 2:41
She awakes her inner Russian?
is she insults herself?
At the same time, she said "The son of a stupid prostitute"
Lol
Привет
7:02 That’s a cool sounding fish :)
4:50 тот самый легендарный момент))))))
РАТА ТА ТА ТА ТА ТА ТА ... ПЕРЕЗЯРАЖАЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮСЬ!!!!!!
I just can't stop watching and laughing at that clip!
4:56 heavy in csgo
Tachanka
Pootis
guy from trailer is real
@@swolzer so true
From tf2?
6:38 WAS THE BEST SECONDS OF MY LIFE!
2:49 imagine how much interesting original and funny content we lost because of that kick
OH NAWWW
Почему потеряли?
@@Timur_Raginну он имеет виду что когда кикнули нашего, они потеряют много контента
2:45 most russian momment ever in my life
6:25 killed me. I was laughing for a straight 5 minutes!!!😂😂😂😂😂
😂🔫
@@user-bq4rs7to6l lol
РОССИЯ СВЕЩЕННАЯ НАША ДЕРЖАВА РОССИЯ ЛЮБИМАЯ НАША ААААА СТРАААААНААААААА
haahahhah lol
@@fofix9770 Уже не очень
6:24-6:39 This will be my new alarm in 2020 xD
Mine is 6:13
lol
Mine is definitely 2:51
i'm wheezing
That laugh is now my alarm
4:45 легендарный момент 😂
4:46
РарарататратаьаоаратататтаПЕРЕЖАРЕЖАЮСЬ !!!
4:54 иностранцы думают, как воюют русские!)
ФСБ В РОССИИ:ТАТАТАТТАТААТТАТАТАТААТТАТВТАТА
@@user-fr2ls4yw9p ПРЕЗАРЯЖАААААЮСЬ
Это был не русский игрок
Я так и не понял,че он не русский,вроде норм говорил,а стримит на английском
@@importantbroletsplay4132 хайкс русский
Как приятно видеть что иностранный ютубер снял видео про мою тиму
Ахах
Хех
В точку
@@Tohhich_ самоирония чувак,тупо самоирония
@@AndrewOne77 -_-
4:53 How it feels to chew 5 gums
Lol
RIP headphone users and I wasn't even wearing headphones😩😂
No why
ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ!!!
РОССИЯ СВЕЩЕННАЯ НАША ДЕРЖАВА РОССИЯ ЛЮБИМАЯ НАША ААААА СТРАНА ААААААААААААА
Real fast I want to thank Haix . So last year I had a trip to go to England through my school and I was freaking out . I had never gone outside my country and I was scared to death about going . I really didn't want to go ... Then I watched this video ! Haix made me laugh so much my fear was pretty much gone ! Haix , I know you don't like Americans but I only thought it would be right to thank you . After watching the video I have now traveled to 4 places oversea ( including Russia ) and 12 in my country !! So thank you from the bottom of my heart Haix !!!
6:26 how to motivate your teammates
6:05 Starwars in a nutshell
HAIX IS GOING TO MALTA
Let’s make it happen
92k atm lets goooo
95k
96k
Хорошее видео, когда понимаешь английский и русский.
OMG. It's me, I'm Russian and I was played in CS;GO. I didn't know about making the video. Thank you so much :)
Когда ты понимаешь каждое его слово,то становиться ещё смешнее смотреть.Гимн России просто убил))
“He’s only trolling”
2:40
Russian =*activated*
smt 06 Rush B
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2:51 me when i check the fridge but its empty
2:40 legendary moment
*rip headphones*
*rip Headphone users*
If you watch anomaly you probably already dead inside.
6:35 haix is legit rockstar screamer
2:40 my favorite part
Me to! Please somebody write what he say!
РАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТТААТАТТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТА ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parasyum Negev blyat perezaryafayosv
2:40
CritonRed I am with you
CritonRed same
what is he saying? lol
PankisDSO you have to be a true Russian to truly understand and feel what he said!!!
Rubin hahahah. It’s weird , in addition this “ ‘ “ sign means that you should spell it softer)
2:40 stalin when hitler atacked him
(Didn't respect the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and betrayed Russia)
ahahha lmao
Yes
broooo XDXDXD
What did he say though? Can anyone translate?
Даже не знаю. Весело когда понимаешь, всечто он сказал. Или когда вообще не понятно но звучит смешно.
Я ржу от смеха автора ролика, больше чем от самого ролика
2:51 that scream when he was getting kicked out and the way it cut off. Holy shit I'm lucky to be alive
1:42 GO WIN MAN
WHY YOU NO WIN?
No one:
That one Russian in chat: 6:25
Edit: thanks for the likes blyat
@@fofix9770 похажи)
Россия - священная наша держава,
Россия - любимая наша страна.
Могучая воля, великая слава -
Твоё достоянье на все времена!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
От южных морей до полярного края
Раскинулись наши леса и поля.
Одна ты на свете! Одна ты такая -
Хранимая Богом родная земля!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
Широкий простор для мечты и для жизни
Грядущие нам открывают года.
Нам силу даёт наша верность Отчизне.
Так было, так есть и так будет всегда!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
Так Непонял, ты чё на русских?
Пов, каждый американец, который не знает как закончить предложение: f*ck, blyat. Звучит по мне как будто кто то рыгает: БЛУЭЭТ
2:35 so good
the guy that said bad things about romanian was a hungarian
6:25 best moment hahahaha
Konar So fucking true XD
i was dying
CCCPearrape.exe
LOL
2:09 look at the vending machine 👌
Omfg I watched this video like 10 times and didn't see it loooool
XD
NamesAre Oldschool stop lying
I have also seen that and I was trying to look for a comment like this😂😂
@@rakdoxx873 how do you know he's lying
i love these russians
Спасибо/Thank you
ТРАТАТАТААТАТАТАТАТААТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТ ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮЮЮЮЮЮЮЮСЬ
ТРАТААТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТА
Я - преступление.Я - наказание.Ты это знал? Преступление и наказание едины. Границы между ними стираются, комната просыпается
This is how games should be played, everyone laugh and have fun 😀
4:56 Rare footage of Battle of Starlingrad Colourized...
biser ivanov copied
copied
Copied
Copied
2:40 when haix noticed ur leaving russia
These videos are way too hilarious there's no way you don't watch this more than once.
5:19 anomaly is a professional moaner
6:37 How did you do that 🤣🤣🤣
Zedshan idk how the Russian did that
ТРТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТА ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ ТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТАТА
Да
@@marshmello1415, Пизда.
@@kxxxk_ что
Да
ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЕЕЕССЬ!!!1
Det här är fan det roligaste jag sett på flera år
Anomaly: Why didn´t he just buy a gun from that vending machine
Haix: I don´t want to interrupt but **Destroys the sound barrier**
Haix’s best inner Russian moments
2:40
5:21
5:46
6:04
6:13
6:25 -The best moment 💯🔥👌👌👅🅱🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Also 4:53
And 1:18
And also 1:42
RATATATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT TATATTTTTATATTATATATAAT
Pin this
Anomaly fucking pin this
ПЕРЕЗАРЯЖАЮСЬ
You forgot 1:18
2:51 new scarlxrd
FaLL scurlXD
I literally came to the video just to give it an instant like, subscribe to your channel, and to click the time stamps just to laugh.
best video on CZcams
6:25 my hand is on my heart
Хорошая работа, Олек
Where is France? *points to France* here
Where is Brazil? *points to Brazil* here
Where is USSR? *points to heart* here
I think I lost some brain cells after watching this
King Whispa Du hattest nie welche
King Whispa You didnt have any to lose in the first place.
zapr CSGO BOI!!!!
Maybe because you are Romanian
Swag redet er überhaupt deutsch? Lel
2:20 i felt that :(
2:40 вот она наша Россия матушка XD
6:37 best haix moment i've ever seen in my life. Hope he finds he voice back
Россия- священнная наша держава
Россия- любимая наша странаааааааааааааааааааа
Сам иди
АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА, ааааааааааааааааааааааааа, СТРААААААААААААААААНААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА
Or u just writed this in translator and u copied this and pasted or u really russian :p
@@lastsonar8887 настоящие русские
@@lastsonar8887 ты серьёзно?
4:54 то ради чего вы сюда пришли
4:55 is Machine gun in a nutshell
American Soldier's last stand against Vietnam (colorised) 4:55
Soviet soldiers rushing to the Germans when the Germans were stuck on the snow on the way to Moscow (1941, colorized)
I rewatch this so much and Haix's scream at 2:54 sounds like hes in actual pain.
Bro this is legendary i cant get this out of my mind
6:26 Gott, in diesem Moment HAHAhaha, ich habe ungefähr 10 Minuten lang gelacht, ich hätte fast geweint,
Ich liebe die russische Nationalhymne.
Geil ein deutscher
*я плачу слезами гордости*
100k likes
idk how fast he get lol
I checked 4 hours into the vid being uploaded and he already had it xd
110k
114k
116k
6:25 I love this moment
4:55 Russians in Ukraine:
Ахаххахаа)))
Its not funny 🖕🏿
Очень смшно, молодец, или спать, завтра в садик
2:16 as a romanian, im a little triggered...
Me too
La fel :( Ma mir ca sunt romani care se uita la anomaly
@@Elys774 dude I am Portuguese and I love how I can't understand what u guys say when u are talking but it is ez to understand when u write :D
@@Elys774 same
cu psd-u ajungem fara educatie, normal
Мы русские с нами: "тра-та-та-та-та-та-та"
Хз почему но если посмотреть на ник, можно понять ток одно...
Украинец поёт гимн России
@@alanraphel1028 мб он по рофлу поставил этот ник
@@alanraphel1028 нет украинского акцента
@@bomjetryas8918 необязательно иметь украинский акцент. Я хоть сам из Украины, но акцент у меня русский
Он не русский, он по рофлу спел гимн России
5:00 THIS IS MY HEART!
Russian csgo is a separate art form
2:39 That's why I love Russia
he said that the guy was from Romania, maybe he just learned the swear words in russian
Weeaboos Hunter 🙃👌
What did he even say there?
@@weeabooshunter4759 lmao this guy from russia i am russian tho ik
Я не понимаю больше половины слов, но мне нравится
YMW насколько надо быть тупым чтоб тут не понять половину слов
scorched1337 как твой батя, примерно
Александр Фролов остроумно, а на большее мозга не хватило?
Iobanivrot
YMW da
I'll never stop coming here
Legends says that he's still Ratatatatatata
Haix is going to malta
6:27 You made my day
Scp 173
This is just our hymn
РОССИЯ ЛЮБИМАЯ НАША ДЕРЖАВА
Lmao how tf did Haix made his mic sound so loud tho
If its got a little piece of foam at the tip? Take it off
Russian Mic is just built different
@@ayayayayaya10 HELPPP
It's not his mic, it's him. He's just built different
I've seen a clutch video on YT randomly and then I founded your channel
And..... it's verry cool like
I love tha part when HAIX is doing RADADADADADADADADADADADADADAD ....... RADADADADADADADADAD and then the counter guy: tf is going on dude 😂😂😂 and that video with the Russian teamate when he died like this 👌
I LOVEEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥
RUSSIAN FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE