@@layton2629 it's hard to translate exactly but probably like this: for real ludde fucking idiot for real The word "AlltsÄ" is hard to translate but it means like for real
I am r Russian so I thought it meant your sister farted because twoja is the same in russian, stara sounds like sistra which means sister and zapierdala sounds like napirdela which means farted
As I understand you canât really translate it. Just like kurwa, zapierdalaj has multiple meanings. But in most cases it means sth like âgoddamnâ Like: get in the goddamn car. Stara means âold oneâ in context of an older family member and in a rude way. If it helps you, in Germany it means âdeine alteâ Just a curse at your mom I guess.
Iâm 204cm tall and I weigh 117kg. Iâm Icelandic btw. Itâs a curse being tall. I need to eat like 6000 cal per day to maintain body weight. It sucks.
It's not. Free queue is full of hackerinos and toxic fucks(maybe even worse than on MM) and premium queue is hit an miss, sometimes you get nice people and sometimes you still get toxic fucks that stole a credit card from their mum to play premium queue hoping someone will carry them.
Jam I've heard they have better servers but idk about the toxicity, I have yet to try esea. For me the worst part about face it is that free queue became unplayable as of late and premium queue is only for 3 people teams and still has no ff. I usually have team of 4 and I like getting those randoms on ts with us but most of them are too toxic on free queue :/ 5v5 premade on the other hand barely has any people queueing so if we manage to get a full team it's either 10 minutes of searching or cancer free queue... And also their servers are noticeable worse lately. Some of them almost feel like 64 tick
Hace Hac Ha H Ha Hai Haix Haix t Haix th Haix the Haix the r Haix the ru Haix the rus Haix the russ Haix the russi Haix the russia Haix the russian Haix the russian s Haix the russian st Haix the russian sti Haix the russian stic Haix the russian stick
6:18 Yeah, you right btw, the most famous rapper in Poland, I think it is Taco Hemingway or Quebonafie. (1 time they did a duo for album called Soma 0,5mg and Soma 0,25mg)
I read this as the facist experience and I thought you were gonna go around on like brazillian servers or something and start being really offensive. I can't say that I'm not disappointed. I really wanted to see that.
Should we make more of these? đ
nah
Hell yeah brother Kkona
Yes
Jaa!
Anomaly yes
*Malta top 3 soon*
yeah he'll shine like in this game
yeet
Knif !
Fuck off fuk you
666 likes you devil
If haix is russian stick youre then big sweden meatball
Richard OzogĂĄny Magyar vagy?
Richard OzogĂĄny alex is a meatball
kacperskyy Alex is alcoholic sweden meatball
Ikea meatball
Te meg Francia?
"So basically it's cache with a lot of weed"
He predicted new cache
it green
it green
it green
it green
it green
I love how this whole Russian stick happened because Linda was streaming
was linda even the reason? i dont think she is
Bloxxy_Playzs if Linda wasnât streaming anomaly wouldnât have ran across the house and said âIâm so fatâ
Filthy Hilthy oh yea yea
Ù Ù simp or?
who is linda
No one:
Anomaly: *speaks any language with anyone*
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@@cantona7vbg514 who can understand you ahahhaha lol
@@huserman2033 hes probably calling for help through morse code
3:45 "u dont do !gg, its only for french people" that cracked me up
WHY
HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT
fuck i'm french i'm gonna !gg
@@polpottopg sheldon bazonga big bong theorem
I guess Iâm French now đđ
5:31 as a swede hearing that it sounds very good
Cub what did he say?
@@layton2629 it's hard to translate exactly but probably like this: for real ludde fucking idiot for real
The word "AlltsÄ" is hard to translate but it means like for real
I am also a swede and i also thought that it was very accurate
@@layton2629 he said
"Ludde(anomaly's name) is a fucking idiot"
"I saloote the fuckin idioot ass ah"
4:48
>Buys ak when counter ecoing
R A N K 1 M A L T A
Anomaly a professional gamer
respect force
I buy ak on 2nd round. Its not a bas idea if you can aim
i never buy something else than a rifle if its not a pistol
The Yigo that maybe why u rnt faceit lvl7
still waiting for haix to come to malta but whatever
Zilas Haunstrup me too
He needs a Visum so the waiting will be long :D
haix scott - STICKO MODE
Normal People after laughing: My cheeks hurt.
Anomaly after laughing: IM GOING TO PASS OUT
Diggity Damn I think he headbanged
Anomaly and haix lost again.
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?
This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito 2 (feat. Lil Pump)
Wow, we hit it
TOO MUCH LIKES, LIMIT ONLY LIKES
are u from poland?
-yes
twoja stara zapierdala
- haha nice one
meaning?
what does it mean
Your mom is running (stara is like mom but true form of this is mama or matka. Zapierdala is like running. Both of them are swearing.
I am r Russian so I thought it meant your sister farted because twoja is the same in russian, stara sounds like sistra which means sister and zapierdala sounds like napirdela which means farted
As I understand you canât really translate it. Just like kurwa, zapierdalaj has multiple meanings. But in most cases it means sth like âgoddamnâ
Like: get in the goddamn car.
Stara means âold oneâ in context of an older family member and in a rude way. If it helps you, in Germany it means âdeine alteâ
Just a curse at your mom I guess.
Watching this back after finding out haix was lying about his height makes it even funnier
is haix a midget?
Russian_Stick is going to be pro team at EA
Fucking EA
sports
The Ali-a part had me in tears đđđ
I almost died
Anomaly's laugh is infectious as fuck, laughed more at that than the ali-a song XD
the Ali-a intro moment actually killed me xD
*3..2..1...Drop it*
@@kyusama Dum DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DADUM
Neph me too its to funnyđđ
No you dont
I like to move it move it
6:28 best moment đđđđ
whats the music name ?
Ali a intro
Holy moly that swedish impression was on point
I'm glad you decided to not sing further..
Nordern more vids ploz nordern, you make good content man
anomaly wears mask cuz he's crying laughing emoji irl
3:15 yes we all wear wooden shoes we *DEFINETLY WEAR WOODEN SHOES AND SMOKE LOTS OF WEED*
zeg makker
verwijder kokosnoot
@@artemisgd3824 *edited*
I was waiting for tilded holland bois
@@maciechal well here u go (but it was a joke :O who wouldve known)
@@juulh6870 lekker makkeren
- What country are you from Michal?
- Madagaskar
- Really?
- Jo
đđthis is insane
17 y.o. awper comments under anomaly's video
And there's nothing wrong lol just a parody of one of your vids
""U eskeeeerd me" 00:12
Russian_Stick is so cool alexa play Ali-A intro
*Plays despacito 2*
Anomaly. Could you do a "The Wingman Experience"?
I was listening to Spring In My Step - Silent Partner under the whole video, it made it even better.
It is just the HAIX experience XD
Greetings from Poland
ĐĐ ĐĐĐĐą ĐĄĐŁĐĐ XDDD SIEMA
Ćo ja pierdolÄ
No from Sweden
Polish ppl be really hard to talk to, some r retarded
pozdro XD
0:37
Ludde- "I am 1-9-5ish"
Haix-"inches"
6:21 its just my favorite part
Haix is like slender man in a ruski bear fursuit
Anomaly the guy that makes a joke and laugh at it đ every time
5:07
Anomaly : haix, how you can say that you are faceit level 9 ?
Haix : LOOK SCARBARD BLYAT
6:28 the part i've been waiting for:=)
W polsce jak w lesie. TRUEEE
BineR ta
baruĆ tak
w polsce jak w chlewie
XD
BineR goĆciu
2:32 ayy latvian
Boi
bigP yeet
ayy brother
bigP ayy
zaebis
The fitz reference at 4:04
3:13 missed oppurtunity
195? absolute swedish unit right there
8:26 "W polsce jak w lesie goĆciu" XDD
O co mu chodziĆo bo beka z typa jak z Olejnika
@@batac5383 +1
What does that mean
@@PotentialGrim "In Poland just like in forest dude"
XDDDD
I have watched this video
like 30 times :D I LOVE IT :D
I get back from Band camp and see an Anomaly video. So you posted this the day I went to the camp
Love how suprised anomaly was when haix spoke in swedish
Young Multi is a Polish rapper that used to make minecraft letsplays
He also makes shit music
I was playing a bhop map and u just made me crie out of laughter
6:33 i died
Anomaly is bigger boy than i thought đŠ
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Ok wtf is this?
Very nice
Uhhhhh why u steal my name bro
ikr
Afgahnistan blyat HAD ME DYING LMAO
+1
Everybody gangsta till 6'5 anomaly walks in in the room
You did very well. Your Russian impressions was so good, that made me spill my vodka.
Wow Anomaly you are 1.95 you are a true viking man :)
Boran Apple But he is fat as hell
Iâm 204cm tall and I weigh 117kg. Iâm Icelandic btw. Itâs a curse being tall. I need to eat like 6000 cal per day to maintain body weight. It sucks.
200 and 114 :'] polandia
huh? you don't need to be 117 you should be like 100-110.
Muzzimal what if hes muscular. Im 5'8 and 170lbs which is overweight
But 12 bodyfay
"no no its only for french people" LMAOO
I've never laughed so much to a yt vid. thanks :)
IVE WATCHED THIS SOO MANY TIMES XD I LOVE THE LAUGH
Haix the Russian Stick and Anomaly the swedish IKEA meat Ball đ
Well i thougt faceit is a bit more serious
HYDRA nah that's esea
It's not. Free queue is full of hackerinos and toxic fucks(maybe even worse than on MM) and premium queue is hit an miss, sometimes you get nice people and sometimes you still get toxic fucks that stole a credit card from their mum to play premium queue hoping someone will carry them.
Tropical Fruit but Faceit is better than esea imo. I've met more toxic people on esea, but their servers are way better performance wise
Jam I've heard they have better servers but idk about the toxicity, I have yet to try esea. For me the worst part about face it is that free queue became unplayable as of late and premium queue is only for 3 people teams and still has no ff. I usually have team of 4 and I like getting those randoms on ts with us but most of them are too toxic on free queue :/ 5v5 premade on the other hand barely has any people queueing so if we manage to get a full team it's either 10 minutes of searching or cancer free queue...
And also their servers are noticeable worse lately. Some of them almost feel like 64 tick
god ur all dumb af, play faceit and reach lvl 10 if u can then talk
I've watched this video for more than 15 times at this point
3:15 you're about 1 year earlie
Poland : JD Kurwe
English : Nice video, Twoja stara zapierdala
JebaÄ disa jebaÄ disa jebaÄ disa skurwysyna
being very fast
JebaÄ Disa cisa tetrisa
vanilla It means your mother is cool woman
It's polish curse and it means being very fast or smth like that
Hace
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HAIX SUKA BLYAT
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Haix
Haix t
Haix th
Haix the
Haix the r
Haix the ru
Haix the rus
Haix the russ
Haix the russi
Haix the russia
Haix the russian
Haix the russian s
Haix the russian st
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Haix the russian stic
Haix the russian stick
Đ„ĐĐĐĐĄ ĐĄĐŁĐĐ ĐĐĐŻĐĐŹ
@@VEXAME Đ„Đ”Đ»Đ»ĐŸ ĐŒŃĐœ ĐŽŃ Ń ŃпОĐș ĐžĐœĐłĐ»ĐžŃ ĐČĐ”ŃĐž ĐłŃĐ» блŃŃŃ?
@@user-xw6tk3ws5z ĐčŃŃ ĐŸŃ ĐșĐŸŃŃ Đ±Đ»ŃŃŃ
@@VEXAME ĐĐŸŃĐ”ĐŒŃ ŃŃŃŃĐșОД Anomaly ŃĐŒĐŸŃŃŃŃ?! ĐĐœ ŃĐČДЎ.
imagine what viewers of linda would think
just streaming,chilling and all of a sudden a 6,5 fat dude in a balaclava just jumps in saying AAAAAHHHHHH
6:27 IM DONE
6:29 XDDDD
Do you know what the song is called? :)
@@kasperhansen532 Ali-A intro
twoje filmy sÄ zawsze zabawne xd
Pryk
i played my first game of faceit two days ago. i did one thing wrong and they wanted to kick me and flamed me the hole game xD
LOVE FACEIT MAN
I almost died when haix did the alia intro
Young multi is a kid who wants to be a rapper. He got famous recording minecraft.
Agree
I died at the ali a into lmao xD
Nice Polish bro! Keep it up xD Maybe holidays in this beautiful country? (Not recommended)
6:30 you will die from laughing :DDD
6:30 I'M CRYING
Drink El, Bleach whats that song
Just search up Ali A intro song
anomalyâs laughter lmao
IM CRINE XDDDDDD LMAO ROFL :DDDDDD XDDDDDDD
Haix: So are we going to be serious?
12 seconds later...
Anomaly: I changed the party's name to slanderman
Never ever VAC AND YOU KNOW!
4:33 when its night time in minecraft and you are by the ocean
TO DOBRY MULTI ZNANY "RAPER" XDD
Raka dostaĆem i wspomniaĆ multiego
CzĂłks
Taco Hemingway
Bonus bgc
Albo tiger bonzo
The movie about HaiX is almost out
"They are very serious on FACEIT..."
*Ali-A Theme*
I had to run outside my room and into the dorm hallway so I can lose my shit at the sugma joke without waking up my roommate
Greeting from Poland
To niezĆy ten multi
-Pogba
-Pogba?
-Bizda
Best convo ever
If your a roommate of anomaly and you hear ALOUD LAUGHING you know that shit is going down
6:18 Yeah, you right btw, the most famous rapper in Poland, I think it is Taco Hemingway or Quebonafie. (1 time they did a duo for album called Soma 0,5mg and Soma 0,25mg)
I honestly feel bad for Haix because I'm skinny too and people sometimes make fun of how skinny my hands are
Same here, I'm 1.64 m ish
And weight of approx 44kg or less than 100lb
6:28 anomaly's soul left after hearing this cause the way he laughed
im from poland and i watch you
*we gonna win this game I'm so happy*
ryj
Young Multi was recording minecraft and skate 3 4 years ago
Gj lada you won us the round đđđ
"FaceIT" you'll probably not going to do this ever againđ
I read this as the facist experience and I thought you were gonna go around on like brazillian servers or something and start being really offensive.
I can't say that I'm not disappointed.
I really wanted to see that.
Haix was in a concentration camp thats why he is so skinny
Anomaly be like im defusing we gonna win
The other guy be like no you dont smack anomalyđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I got an ad for a puzzle game that gives u pictures of scantily clad virtual ladies as prizes for solving puzzles.
the worst thing is, if Anomaly took cs more srs he could actually become something
8:03 that laugh đ
tfw this was uploaded on my birthday
Ur videos always make me laugh man thankyou lmaooo fuckkkk